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tonight -- matthew perry -- from the wwe, john cena -- and music from for king and country. with cleto and the cletones. and now, most likely, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi everybody. i'm jimmy, the host of th

dave has matthew perry plus adam scott and the top 10 tonight only cbs. we'll see you later today for second round action. from all of us here in new york say good night. charles: good night everybody. kenny: see you tomorrow.

dave has matthew perry plus adam scott and the top 10 tonight only cbs. we'll see you later today for second round action. from all of us here in new york say good night. charles: good night everybody. kenny: see you tomorrow.

digs and matthew perry put his malibu mansion on the market they summoned meredith for a makeover. >> beyonce. scarlett johansson. do they have as many problems as the average person's home when it comes to selling them? >> i think their homes are like anybody's. sometimes you can not have great taste. >> they have bad taste too? >> just like us. they have stacks of unread mail just like us. toys all over. sure, the whole thing. i remember we did halle berry's home at one point. you see her pajamas. you see all these things and you go, oh my god. these are halle berry's pajamas. >> reporter: dirty laundry aside there's a bigger reason celebs call on meredith. >> how much more will a homeowner get for that sale price by bringing you in than if they didn't have you? >> they'll get 20% more. we just did a house down the street from where i live. and it sold for $1 million over asking. >> because it was staged? >> yes. >> what are you charging? >> anywhere from $5,000 to $200,000. >> reporter: real estate broker efron smith has been working with her for 20 years. >> when you're looking to

tonight -- matthew perry -- from the wwe, john cena -- and music from for king and country. with cleto and the cletones. and now, most likely, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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we have all-new shows with john cena, matthew perry, chelsea clinton, zooey deschanel, adam carolla, maisie williams, music from zac brown band, sync motel for king and country and charlie wilson too. please join us for all of that. our first guest tonight is a living, breathing, rolling, smoking legend of country music. the official talent of his mythical existence is called "a long story, my life." it comes out may 5th. please welcome willie nelson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for coming. thank you for lending your beautiful voice to mine. >> i've got one. >> jimmy: you've got one on you. >> okay, good. >> jimmy: cure that guy who was under your shirt? that's what he was doing. >> oh, that was him? yeah. he's a nice-looking guy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: for the record, how many girls have you loved before? >> you're kidding, of course. i can't remember last week. [ laughter ] i've been very fortunate. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. i guess the answer is, all of them. right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to apologize. i was invited to a charity event at your house wednesday nig

matthew perry and thomas lennon are here. yes, they are. matt who plays the slob oscar madison. >> one hot-looking slob right there. >> paul is ready to work again. his brand new drag race and ace new music, too. album out today. >> this is a serious council of handsome right now. and 11-year-old oscar nominee is with us today. >> she's brought her cute mom with her. how they are helping others. >> "access hollywood live" starts right now. >> stand by billy and kit. stand by camera two. we're live in five four, three, two, one. >> be careful, okay? dad,

and later this week, matthew perry, zooey deschanel, john cena, from "scandal" guillermo diaz, with music from for king and country and charlie wilson too. so please join us for all those. our first guest tonight, i'm pretty sure you know her parents. she grew up before our eyes and is now a mom with a ph.d. and a campaign aimed at young people called "serve a year." please welcome the 48th president of the united states, chelsea clinton. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm great. >> jimmy: i interviewed you and your mom and dad at arizona state university last -- awhile back. >> last march. >> jimmy: last march. we talked and one of the things, your mom was kind of haranguing you saying she wants a grandchild. she wants a grand child. and it turned out that at that time, you were pregnant. did she know you were pregnant then? >> she did know. >> jimmy: she did know? >> she just had been haranguing me in private and public for so long, and i think maybe she just couldn't quite believe it. she couldn't lose. >> jimmy: interesting, interesting. you realize you guys wer