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autozone. ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: okay, welcome back. we're talking about welfire and minimum wage and telling poor people how to live their lives. joining me on the panel tonight: our very own "nightly show" contributor and very funny comedian, ricky velez. host of "nerding out" on msnbc's digital channel shift and associate professor at columbia university, dorian warren. and you can see her in "the odd couple" on cbs and the animated film "yellowbird," actress yvette nicole brown. ( cheers and applause ) another so several states are now introducing new laws that restrict what people can spend their food stamps and welfare money on food. okay, i just want to ask everybody do you guys think we can tell people on welfare how to spend their money? what do you think? >> i mean it's what the government does. it is. they tell you how to spend-- i want to 53 buy a monkey but in new york i'm not allowed to buy a monkey. i have monkey money. let me buy a monkey. >> larry: you can't buy a monkey. >> no. >> larry: you really couldn't buy it on g

jeff, you picked autozone which saw a 6% gain. du pont is under attack by activist nelson peltz. the du pont board has unanimously determined that peltz and any principal from them would not be in the best interest from shareholders. it started to fall after a great run-up. >> they're getting pelted. no pun intended. the stock is reflecting concern that du pont will win their proxy fight. tryon will be left with no board representation. what do they do with that stake if they don't have board representation? most likely, they sell it. and i think also the higher dollar is going to impact their first quarter earnings. so it was not a good three weeks for du pont for sure. >> but would you still own it here? >> absolutely. they are spinning off their specialty performance chemical division kamoors. and we think the underlying du pont will be a faster growing company. we'll be owners. >> in the fourth match-up. jeff, you won again. fortune net. and hank, united technologies, which saw the spinning off of the helicopters. you still like it or not? >> the biggest story in technology i