grandma. apparently he has been on a trip recently and he told mom, i brought a gift for you. i'm going to bring it over so you can unwrap it. >> my new name -- are you [ bleep ] kidding me? >> grandma's got a potty mouth. >> that is a good reaction because it's so genuine. >> you can see she didn't have her glasses on. what does it say? oh it does say grandma. >> oh, my god! oh god, that's so exciting. >> she says when they record this had video she was only about six weeks along so she's got a whole lot of baby time to do. >> grandma's got a whole lot of things she's got to buy. >> that grandchild is going to get a lot of love and a lot of gift. >> i'm a grandma! >>> he's a dancer and hard work pays off. >> book a world tour. >> you won't believe which celebrity he's going on tour with. >> what? >> wow! >> that's huge. >> that is huge. so huge. >>> plus thursday buzz word for a shot to win an ipad mini. female announcer: get three years interest-free financing on brand name mattress sets. pl

good grandma. here's a beggin' stip. >> steve: go back to the basement. >> jimmy: probably couldn't wait to be adopted. [ laughter ] >> steve: get me out of here. >> jimmy: get me out of this house. goo goo. >> steve: aka lilly. >> jimmy: come here goo goo. this next one is from william heiss. he was shopping on amazon for a a portable bidet. [ laughter ] that's a little weird. a portable bidet? >> steve: a portable bidet? >> jimmy: so you can carry it with you? >> steve: yeah, because it's portable. i don't want to just go to the bathroom anywhere. i can carry the bidet with me so i'm fresh. so my gents are fresh. [ laughter ] gosh. >> jimmy: got to be another way, right? >> steve: yeah. a portable bidet? so, he's searching amazon -- >> jimmy: this is like the european thing where they clean you down there. >> steve: yeah, they clean you down there. >> jimmy: with water. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: it's a portable water gun? >> steve: i don't know. >> jimmy: can't you just buy a a water gun? why not

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they come to a stop and he asks grandma to get on the driver's seat so that he can take cool pictures and send to the fae. family. she's like, that's all right. we have problems. the police have been called. there's a car that's been reported stolen, and they stot spotted it burning rub other than the road. >> oh, my gosh. >> excuse me. are re wonder arrest? >> yes. at this point consider -- >> talk to me right now. >> ma'am, did you know this car was stolen. >> it's not stolen. >> it is stolen. >> no it isn't. >> we just ran your plates. two complaints. >> oh this is too much. >> no, it's not. it's perfect. >> awesome, and she, you will see is one really cool gram. >> i'm an old lady. >> i'm not -- ma'am, i don't -- >> playing it very cool. looks like she's been there before. >> i've never been under arrest in my life. >> the right to remain silent anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. you have the right to acquire an attorney. if you can't afford one one will be appointed to you. do you understand these rights? >> yes, i do. >> okay. i got one more t

. >>> and, honoring not mom, not even grandma but great-grandma. when indiana high school junior drew holmes didn't have a date for the prom, he asked his 93-year-old great-grandmother. she said no at first, but then she relented. and she told me today they had a lot of fun dancing. you guys called it an early night, though. >> she had a bedtime. i had to get her home. >> grandma had to go to bed early. the last time great-grand ma attended a prom was in 1940. >>> and when we come back, a celebration of a different kind. the overwhelming obstacles this young man faced to get his hands on that diploma, from street smarts to book smarts, where he's headed now. the pursuit of healthier. it begins from the second we're born. after all, healthier doesn't happen all by itself. it needs to be earned... every day... using wellness to keep away illness... and believing that a single life can be made better by millions of others. healthier takes somebody who can power modern health care... by connecting every single part of it. for as the world keeps on sear

grandma will continue forever. we will not give up on our achievement. we'll keep grandma, we don't want anything to goes against the ideology. it is a revolutionary one, unlike in any other country. >> translation: fidel has been the strategic importance to the media, since they broadcast from the mount mains, and had a way -- mountains, and had a way of getting the message out against the struggle in the batista dictatorship. >> you can only understand the cuban media if you understand the relationship between the media and people. it began talking to the million people gathering. it was through this newspaper that some of the country's key decisions were announced. they would come and write pieces to new laws said. >> reporter: for years that level of involvement fed into criticism, and no friend of the free press. it's unlikely he would have disputed that. it was part of how he and the coe revolutionary envisioned the role of the revolution. that has its own history, going back to the c.i.a. funded coup, deposing the democratically elected president.

instead of stealing from grandma, he stole from the next door neighbor. i am having to deal with my crimes, forgery, it's the same thing, i stole the money, i forged a check. i look at myself and i have major guilt thinking so my kid is a thief because i was a thief and what do i got to do to change it? >> christine taylor also struggles with parenting from prison, especially when it comes to negotiating with her children's father. >> unfortunately, some events transpired in daycare last week that are horrible, and he's still letting our children go there, but there's nothing that i can say, because i'm here and i'm helpless. >> later we noticed taylor on a cellblock pay phone talking to the father of her children. >> okay. he doesn't like it, i don't want to go. does the lady still watch him? does she treat him any different? i mean, i don't know. shouldn't you be wondering these things after that incident. >> when we're filming in these prisons, i don't know if you call it luck or not, but we're there roaming around and we just happened upon these situa

she makes sure that grandma takes her medication. >> we don't have a home. and we're compelled to live like this. the rains are coming, and i don't know who will help us. >> rishma also makes sure that the livestock ned door is fed on time. there is little difference between the animal shelter and what has to serve as a family home these days. neighbors are determineed to change that. some are demolishing what used to be their home. self help is the only commodity in good supply. new building materials provided have been put to good use but it's only temporary shelter. rishma's father knows that hard work is ahead of him but he must rebuild his life been dealing with the frab brick that will support it. this is rishma's parent's house. it will have to be rebuilt. and this is her unction's house it will also need to be rebuilt. and this is risham's house and it will have to be diminished and rebuilt. a close family their homes in ruins. yet they did have the inner resolve to rebuild. there will be moments when she can't see a future. she has the support and w

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too extreme. >> the grandmas in the plane doing a tandem skydive. let's see how they do. ♪ >> oh, my gosh. >> as you can see, she's got a big old smile on her face. >> it's total fate nothing that everything is going to be fine. >> they say there's peak life experiences. well this was one of them. >> oh, my goodness. what an amazing feeling of freedom. >> it was so peaceful. >> as you can see they all land. >> piece of cake. >> and they all had pretty cool things to say about it. >> i don't feel old anyway. >> i think i exceeded my own limits. >> i love her hair. >> you know that's the first thing she talked about. >> how does my hair look? >> i feel very proud of myself. >> so will they do it again? >> i would do it again if i had the opportunity. >> regret would be not to do it. >> it was wonderful. i never want to do it again. >> so you have two yeah i'll do it again, one not so much. >> i need a shot of whiskey. >> all right. pay attention becse it'sfoaway another ipad mini. >> to enter you need to be at least 18 years of age and you need to b

. >> it would say grandma, grandma, grandma. >> reporter: sounds like that. along with barking dogs, have required tracey animal control to respond more than a dozen times. >> the bird complaints are a little unusual. >> reporter: unusual because of this little guy here named rula, who is like many loose lipped parrots. >> he barks like a dog and a cat. and sound like drill. sound like a water fall. >> reporter: but the neighbor claims the bird also has a foul mouth. >> all day long the bird is saying that word. >> whatter you doing. >> -- what are you doing. >> reporter: in spanish the the grandchildren repeated from the parrot. >> they were saying [ bleep ] [ bleep ] and i was like don't say that word. >> reporter: neighbors are misreading him she says. >> i think he was saying its own name. and they just misunderstood. >> reporter: and he's not by lingual either. >> all i have taught ever since he was little was english. >> reporter: but she says she has proof of the parrots profanity. and stuck in the middle of the dispute. animal control. >> i don't have

[cheering] hi, grandma! ♪ emily: karel icon stirring the stirring thecahn pot in silicon valley. why people think he misunderstands apple. i'm emily chang. this is bloomberg west. take two interactive is getting revved up by grand theft auto. but where is the company's mobile strategy? alibaba says, not a chance. the lawsuit that has them lawyering up. move over, engineers. it designer may be the new hot talent in silicon valley. first, to the top story. carl icahn is once again poking the apple.

i woke up and grandma fell. she was all right. she didn't get badly hurt. she hurt her knee but she was okay. she was frantic "who are you?" "it's adam, it's addam." she was evidence in, got her back to bed and everything was good. and the next night i'm laying in bed and i hear the same scream and i was like oh, boy. that whole day during her birthday i told her it was my birthday too. i said, "why is everybody celebrating? it's mine, too." and she said, "it is?" and at the end of the night i tell her it's not my birthday. so anyway, i go downstairs after the scream. and she didn't fall this time. i said, "grandma, what happened?" she'd shooez like, "i had a bad dream." and i was like "okay, all right." and she goes "who are you?" and i said, "it's adam, it's adam." and she said, "happy birthday." i swear to god, it was so funny. ( applause ) >> dave: that's pretty good. >> yeah, it was nice. >> dave: that's very nice. how long have i known you? >> oh, man nches i can remember-- and i told you this before-- you came on the show and you were, like, 18 or so

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grandma 150 years ago this weekend, a grieving nation gathered along abraham lincoln's funeral train as it made its way from washington dc to its final resting place in springfield illinois. today on american history tv we're live in oak ridge cemetery to commemorate t abraham lincoln's funeral with actors speeches musical performances, as well as historians and others. also on c-span this weekend tonight at 8:00, the festivities of the state visit of japanese prime minister, including his arrival at the white house and the toast in his honor. at 10:30 on sunday, oral arguments on same-sex marriage. on c-span two's booktv, tonight at 10:00 on "afterwards," peter slevin looks at michelle obama. and sunday at noon on "in-depth," author jon ronson. join the conversation with jon ronson. we will also be taking your phone calls, e-mails, facebook comments and tweets. get the complete schedule at c-span.org. >> the new congressional direct

a guy comes to your house, knocks on the door and says your grandma died. will you please give me a five star rating? thanks. they could fire people. break up with people. i'm here to tell you no one at work likes you. this is where -- you know, it's almost not fair to show a clip from "maury" because the program itself is inherently ridiculous. there's a guy named michael on the show who doesn't believe he's the father of the child. if he did he wouldn't be on the show. this michael is something special. >> i'm 51 years old and jennifer is 29. michael jr., he looks spanish. last month he looked me in the eye and said, que pasa. >> jimmy: maybe the kid is watching "dora the explorer." if you listen to michael's line of thought he has a reasonable explanation. >> playing with the little fella one day and i say little things to him. at one point i said something to him and i could have swore that little guy looked at me and said que pasa. >> if a child is born spanish, he will learn to speak spanish. >> jimmy: it is true. [ applause ] they did a dna test. it

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[cheering] hi, grandma! ♪ erik: bill gross is not out to prove he still has it, but he has the touch that made him one of the greatest investors of all time. in an exclusive interview, the one-time bond king tells me how he can find success, how he invests his money and how he is giving away his multimillion dollar fortune. on this special edition of bloombergs encore. bill: i might have lost my touch. it depends on how much it is and what effect it could have. erik: welcome to encore, i'm erik schatzker. bill gross is the most feared

[cheering] hi, grandma! ♪ ♪ emily: he may be the most influential man in san francisco. marc benioff, founder of salesforce, has transformed the way businesses do business. he's pioneered the flight to the cloud and a new model for philanthropy along the way. he launched his career at apple under steve jobs, became a star salesman at oracle under larry ellison, then went on to start what's now one of oracle's biggest competitors. joining me today on this special edition of "studio 1.0" from dreamforce 2014, salesforce ceo and chairman marc benioff. marc: always great to be with you. emily: so great to be here a

>> my grandma -- she used to toil in the kitchen for hours to make these. i cooked them in 15 minutes. >> really? >> yeah, under pressure. look at the results that i got. i had 100 meatballs in here -- look at that. >> that's a lot of meatballs. >> that is a lot of meatballs, and you know what? i'm sorry to say... >> beautiful. >> ...gram, i cooked them under pressure, and they actually taste better. >> you know what, eric? with all that we've made today, and all of it's not just delicious, but it's so simple -- i know that the power pressure cooker xl is something that i'm gonna rely on to make fast and healthy meals every single day. i mean, look at the incredible variety of food we've made today -- tender, fall off the bone meats, like pot roast, ribs, and shredded pork... whole chickens and wings that went from frozen to fabulous in minutes... incredible one pot meals, like mexican chicken and rice, beans, stroganoff, and -- what was that? -- osso... >> [ chuckles ] osso buco. >> ...osso buco. i mean, even seafood, rice, chili, pasta, and canned food --

[cheering] hi, grandma! ♪ ♪ ♪ >>> again, you are watching al jazerra, here say reminders of our top stories isil are making more advances and taking more territory across syria. the group is trying to get control of the area between the western city of hommes in syria and el anbar poff nips province in iraq. the u.s. government is coming under criticism for its crisis to stop isil. the white house has announced it's rushing a thousand anti--tank missile to his help iraqi security forces. a tapp u.s. diplomat has been meeting with government representatives in myanmar to address the growing refugees crisis in southeast asia. deputy secretary of state anthony is due to give a news conference later on friday. they have either been rescued or stranded at sea before fleeing persecution in myanmar. it's been a year since the military toppled the democratically elected government in thailand. the take over was prompted by huge street protests calling for the government to step down. scott heidler takes a look

the grandma on the walton's was 69. now it is not that old. >> and hot. >> she was a good looking woman. on a scale of 1 to 100. 1 be 1% and 100 being 100% what chance does bernie sanders have? >> 100%. he is a democratic socialist. he used to sing in a jam band. not even sing, but shouted in a jam band and i can't tell the difference between a fish concert and the democratic convention. there is a natural agreement there. >> did you know that larry flint claimed bill clinton went up to him in a party and said i'm your hero. clinton denies that, but flint says there are witnesses. do you believe it? >> absolutely. he said something else not mentioned in the story that if cigars could talk there were four witnesses. i don't know what that means. >> who said that? clinton? >> larry flint. >> that seems more like him. jedediah, are you finally glad it is not just a selection of old white men? >> i dated a guy that loved him. he is a socialist. it's true. i love he is running. he doesn't have a shot. middle america, mainstr

[cheering] hi, grandma! ♪ scarlet: welcome back to the bloomberg market day. we have breaking news on fifa. olivia sterns is at the breaking news desk. olivia: at last, we hear from the man of the hour, the head of fifa has finally put out a statement 24 hours after these arrests in switzerland. is a difficultis time for football, the fans and for fifa as an organization to her have seen no mention of the laying friday's people -- friday's fifa election. he is calling the event unfortunate, trying to make a big deal out of fifa's own cooperation. he says while there were be many who are frustrated with the he says thege -- investigation was set in motion when fifa themselves some of the day ago ca to the swiss authorities -- a dossier to the swiss authorities. the independent ethics committee took "what action to ban those individuals named by the authorities from any football related activities at the national and international level." these actions are on top of similar steps that fifa has taken over the past year, he added. whatusly, no mention of they are

>> ronnie says he enjoys caring for his grandma and that he's taken to his role as a father. >> i like being a stepfather. i like helping them with things, taking them places, buying them things. >> he does for them like he does me. it's more like his own kids. >> thanks, babe, for cooking dinner. >> thanks, mom. >>> coming up, jody tye makes a major recommitment. >> all right, kenny tye, you better like this [ bleep ]. >> and more with paul komyatti and the slagle brothers. >> tell me if that ain't a work of ard. ♪ those who have served our nation have earned the very best service in return. ♪ usaa. we know what it means to serve. get an auto insurance quote and see why 92% of our members plan to stay for life. choose, choose, choose. but at bedtime? ...why settle for this? enter sleep number...don't miss the memorial day special edition mattress with sleepiq technology. sleepiq tells you how well you slept and what adjustments you can make. you like the bed soft. he's more hardcore. so your sleep goes from good to great to wow! only at a sleep number store. save $500 on the memor

. >> we have two israel ems one is for grandma's saloon, and this is a permit and this is actually, you know, we have had no opposition from the station and no opposition from the community. the consent items unless there is a member that would like to split them, is there any interest in splitting them? otherwise we can handle this all in one, i don't see any, and so, commissioners, would you guys, like to take a motion? i would move to approve. >> both. >> items on the consent agenda. >> i second. >> there is a motion and a second. >> is there a public comment. and either, last weekend video. i know that they had a pool table and i used to own it and the lady who has it now is a wonderful person and i think that we want to support that and i happen to watch the warriors over there and i think that they have a lucky tv and so it is the good, and that is justice. >> great, any additional public comment? >> seeing none, public comment is closed. and let's take a vote. >> on the motion to approve both of these permits, commissioner lee. >> yes. >> joseph. >> aye. >> moshoyannis. >> aye. >

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>>it would say grandma. "grandma, grandma! grandpa grandpa! >> reporter:sounds like that, along with barking dogs. have required tracy animal control to respond more than a dozen times. >>the bird complaints are a little unusual. >> reporter:unusual because of this little guy here named rula. who is like many loose- lipped parrots. >>he barks like a dog and meows like a cat, and he can sound like a drill or sound like a water fall. >> reporter:but neighbor jessica baca claims the bird also has a "foul mouth." >>all day long, the bird is saying that word. >> reporter:a word meaning "prostitute" in spanish that baca says. her grandchildren repeated from the parrot. >>they were saying "__! __!" and i said oh my god! you guys don't say that word! >> reporter:but rula's owner says -- >>rula: hey baby! >> reporter:the feathery fellow may be flirtatious with women. >>claire: hi rula! >>claire: thank you. >> reporter:but neighbors are misreading him. >>i think he was saying "rula". i think he was saying his own name. and they just misunderstood. >> re

[cheering] hi, grandma! ♪ rishaad: our top story, greece returns from the negotiating table with the government blaming creditors for the long-running debt. the prime minister elect says a deal can be really -- reached the end of the month. tensioners -- tensions in labor market rules. the government will not connect measures that will deepen the recession. the table forn time warner, saying that charter communications may buy the company for $55 billion, a 14% premium on the closing price. the deal could be announced as soon as today. rebuffed whenas comcast made an offer that collapsed. faster than anticipated, gdp grew 2.6% from the previous year. this was due to lower demand for goods. -- higher demand for goods. shanghai and hong kong about to start there. a busy month. after the retreat for the holidays. korea and hong kong back online after the trading was stopped due to buddha's birthday. slight falls, shanghai composite up 1%. the hang seng up 1.76%. we may need to check again. we have been talkin

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[cheering] hi, grandma! ♪ >>> breaking news off the top tonight at 11:00, beau biden, the son of vice president joe biden has died. beau biden lost his battle with brain cancer. darcy spencer joins us live outside the vice president's residence with our top story. darcy? >> reporter: we're live outside the vice president's residence. you can see it here behind me off of massachusetts avenue. this very sad news was shared nationally within the last hour or so that the vice president's son lost his battle with cancer. he was surrounded by his entire family when he passed away this evening, that includes his wife halle and their two young children. he battled cancer a couple years ago, sought treatment and had beat it. as we understand at some point this spring he had a relapse and was at some point transferred to walter reed just this month. the vice president issued a statement earlier today saying beau's life was defined by service to others. as a young lawyer he worked to establish the rule of law in war

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[cheering] hi, grandma! ♪ jonathan: good morning and welcome back. i'm jonathan ferro a&p at bloomberg's european headquarters in london. about 30 minutes into the trading session. the dax decent rally yesterday across most of europe. the stoxx 600 declining to a one-month high. european markets looking boring compared to what's happening in asia. you the dollar/yen story rising to a 2002 high. the nikkei, that rally goes on and on an on. the best gain since 1988. it is china that really has the focus. brokerages tightening lending. margin lending. the shanghai dropping 6.5%. in isolation, it looks like a lot but of course you need the big one year chart to sell that story. i want to lift the lid on some of these indexes and get straight to the top moves with caroline hyde. caroline: kingfisher up 3%. big in the u.k. p.m. you know the big chain but also large exposure in france as well. the female chief taking the helm. people liking what she is doing at the company. of course this is all about home improvements. retailing. the u.k., it has been part