elmo has a twitter. @elmo. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> elmo: elmo thinks so. elmo's not sure. [ laughter ] does elmo have a twitter? sure. >> jimmy: elmo's not sure. well, we use twitter on our show every single week. so if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. so, since father's day is sunday, i went on twitter and started a hashtag called #dadquotes. and i asked you guys to tweet out something funny, weird or embarrassing that your dad has said. we got thousands of tweets. within 25 minutes it was a a worldwide trending topic. [ cheers and applause ] so there's a lot of dad quotes out there. now, i thought i'd share some of my favorite dad quote tweets from you guys. here we go. this first one is from @banno47. he says, "my dad doesn't do cardio on the treadmill. he puts a rum and coke in the cup holder and calls it 'bacardio'." [ laughter and applause ] that's pretty clever. this one's from @jeremyart he says, "we were watching 2

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there was some funny elmo bits last night. he didn't do elmo. >> jimmy: he didn't do elmo, no. he did the perfect robert durst. a perfect impression. >> do you remember the alibi that made it all go away? do you remember the alibi that made it go away? a friend wrote down in his journal that night, i'm not going to repeat it, they were hopped up. they were hopped up on some stuff. >> jimmy: i will say what he said. my friend told me the real story. he said that "i was out with him and we were across town that night doing ecstasy." >> that's right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's his alibi for why he didn't murder -- >> right, so the cops could hear "why can't we tell you this"? oh, my friend wrote in his journal we were doing ecstasy across town. oh, okay, that couldn't lead to you blacking out and do things you that didn't remember. that's exactly right. move along. move along with your way. colin, the nicest, i mean it. i love him, the greatest. uncomfortable, uncomfortable game moment. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and then you went out to dinner with him. >> this is what happened. t

i guess elmo's got a dark side. [ laughter ] elmo has two bullets. how many times did elmo shoot? [ laughter ] i can't count so good. oh, sorry. elmo. sorry man. >> steve: get some. >> jimmy: elmo gonna get some. gonna get some? >> steve: that's good. >> jimmy: finally, this last screen grab was sent in to us by amanda bader from right here in new york city. she was using a dating app called j-swipe, which i guess is like jewish tinder. [ cheers ] anyway, she came across a guy she says looks like me. i don't know if i see it. take a look at this. does he look like me? [ laughter ] does that look like me? let me try something here. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] that's all the time we have for "screen grabs." if you have a funny screen grab, e-mail it to us at screengrabs@tonightshow.com. we might put it on the show. stick around. we'll be right back with adam sandler, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ kellogg's® frosted ...8 layers of wheat... ...and one that's sweet. to satisfy the adult.... ...and kid - in all of us. ♪ nutritious wheat for

] you want a picture with elmo? who wants a picture with elmo? i can't believe i spit in my hat. my mask. i spit in my mask. and finally, this is a weird story. i saw that miami dolphins lineman a.j. francis just tweeted that he has signed up to be an uber driver during the offseason. yeah, he's going to be an uber driver. but since he's with the dolphins he can only drive 15 yards before he has to punt. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show everybody! give it up for roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome. we've got a big show tonight. this guy is one of the all-time greatest, right? don't you love him? >> steve: i love this dude. >> jimmy: he's just one of the coolest guys ever, he's funny, he's talented, he's charming, he's just a nice guy. he's starring in one of the biggest movies of the summer, "jurassic world." chris pratt is here, ladies and gentlemen. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's gonna be big. later in the show chris and i are goin

just imagine, you're able to hang out with big bird elmo grover and the cookie monster at work. i would have to think it will be tough to retire. >> you're totally right. >> yeah. >> after decades of doing just that "sesame street's" maria's moving out and leaving quite a legacy behind. here's abc's david wright. ♪ >> reporter: this story is brought you by the letter "g," for gracias. >> once upon a time -- >> reporter: for all the stories and the songs -- ♪ la dee, da ♪ >> reporter: and all those vocabulary words, too. >> the spanish word for happy, f feliz. >> reporter: maria, in real life actress sonia month zahno, is moving on now, after 40 years on "sesame street." she joined the cast in 1971 age 22, the first latina with a major role on national television. >> hello there. >> reporter: a gentle grown-up for generations of kids. >> just hold your knee up and i'll kiss it. >> ah! >> reporter: through tough times -- >> big bird don't you remember we told you? mr. hooper died. >> reporter: and good times. ♪ when she married her beloved louis on the show elmo was ring b

. ♪ >> elmo: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- colin farrell jason schwartzman

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elmo's fire, the 1985 coming of age story of a group of young friends navigating life after the graduation of the university in georgetown. other movies in the series include "no way out" and "the exorcist." . >>> well, summer light viewing. >> yes. right there! [ laughing ] >> it is not as scary as it was at the time. >> it is freaky. yes. >> are we ready for the 3- degree guarantee? you know what, we have a streak now of 1s! there you go! >> you are thinking this is good stuff. >> oh, yes. 92. we forecasted 91 as the high. we hoped to get a bull's eye but with we missed it by 1. we are going for 87 tomorrow. it is still 82 degrees. this is a troubling number. 73 is the dew point. that is a very humid air mass. winds out of the south at 9. a yellow alert tomorrow. some morning showers but primarily north and west of town. afternoon storms. some could still be heavy. unfortunately they will be in the wheelhouse of the commute so the commute will be wet for many folks on their way home. here is the futurecast at 6:00 in the morning. we are still in the upper 70s downtown. there will be show

. >> reporter: and good times, when she married her beloved luis on the show elmo was ring bearer. maria as essential to the cast as cookie monster, big bird, and the count. without her, sunny days won't be quite the same. david wright, abc news, new york. >> maria will be missed. thanks for watching. i'm amy robach and see you tomorrow. for "good morning america." good night. for "good morning america." good night. for "good morning america." good night. for "good morning america." good night. from sony pictctures stutudios it's america's game! wheel... of... fortune! ladies and gentlemen here are the stars of our show -- pat sajak and vanna whitite! hey, everybody how ya doin'? thank you, jim. thank you, folks. thank you, mr. and ms. america and all the ships at sea. good-bye. hi. get ready. the time has arrived. our first "toss up." it's worth $1,000. vanna's all set.t. anthe category is "place." ♪ [ bell chimes ] david. wedding chapel. that's the place. yep.

. >> reporter: and good times, when she married her beloved luis on the show elmo was ring bearer. maria as essential to the cast as cookie monster, big bird, and the count. without her, sunny days won't be quite the same. david wright, abc news, new york. >> maria will be missed. thanks for watching. i'm amy robach and i'll see you tomorrow. for "good morning america." good night. for "good morning america." good night. for "good morning america." good night. for "good morning america." good night. this is "jeopardy!" please welcome today's contestants. an attorney originally from stony brook, new york... a retired computer consultant from arlington, virginia... and our returning champion a writer originally from ypsilanti, michigan... and now here is the host of "jeopardy!" -- alex trebek! thank you, johnny gilbert. ladies and gentlemen thank you very much also. elsa, jon, welcome aboard. i hope you have some fun today.

. >> should amazon and other retailers ban any merchandise that displays the texas lone star elmo? >> no. that's up to them. >> right. it's up to them. they're making their decision. >> predictions, clarence? >> look for the current display of the confederate battle flag to be replaced in many locations by the official confederate government flag which was the stars and bars and not nearly as inflammatory because hardly anybody knows what it looks like. >> great idea. eleanor? >> donald trump will lose money in his presidential campaign. he is going to lose advertisers because he insults just about everybody. >> tom? >> i think in the coming months you should expect a growing blow back in the united states against the perception of a more politically correct restriction on free speech. >> mort? >> i am changing my prediction. i actually don't think donald trump is going to lose money on any of this stuff. >> the miss universe they're pulling it. >> that's your prediction. >> there it is. >> that is mort's prediction. i predict the american motorist will surpass miles for the most m

. >> reporter: and good times, when she married her beloved luis on the show, elmo was ring bearer. >> don't drop the rings, bob. >> reporter: maria, as essential to the cast as cookie monster, big bird and the count. >> grover, you forgot something. >> reporter: without her, sunny days won't quite be the same. david wright, abc news, new york. >> maria will be missed. thanks for watching. i'm amy robach and i'll see you tomorrow for "good morning america." good night. tomorrow for "good morning america." good night. >> >>> shock and outrage following the killing of a bay area woman. >> tens of thousands of fire works kept off the streets. the major bust police say is one of the biggest ever. >>> a wayward dolphin has become the talk of napa. it's drawing a lot of attention now. >> and bay area children attending spy camp. the intelligence the nsa hopes to impart on children everywhere. >> there are a million memories and i won't ever have another one with her. >> heartache for the family of a woman killed in a random act of violence. police say they've arrested the killer but don't k

. >> come on, elmo. stay low and go. >> along the way maria was a gentle voice of reason. in confirming her retirement, sesame workshop said she will always be a part of the fabric of our neighborhood. during her 44 year as the iconic maria, she was the role model for young women for generations. >> what is that for? >> i just want you to know i'm ok. >> you too. >> today's letter is g. for gracias, maria. >> the song god bless the u.s.a. started presidential campaigns and after national tragedies. john siegenthaler caught up with the singer for today's friday art segment asking greenwood how he came up with the tune. >> i wrote it on a bus one night going to arkansas or texas. >> what were you thinking about? that just came to you. >> it wasn't overnight. i thought about it a lot before i sat down and said oh, yeah, here's the melody i've been looking for. you know how you think in your head for a while before you actually convert it to thought. i got to thinking about the album, i just threw it on as an extra. >> you didn't think it was going to be a hit. ♪ >> but then

national geographic posted a a picture of times square elmo. [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: good advice. stay way from that dude. i know that guy. >> steve: unknown disease. >> jimmy: not good. >> steve: don't tickle him. >> jimmy: don't tickle him. yeah, don't tickle him. [ light laughter ] let's keep going. here's a caption from lebron james and the rest of the cleveland cavaliers. they both wrote "didn't happen this year, but my goal is to get my hands on it by the end of next season." lebron posted a picture of a a championship ring. the rest of the cavs posted a a picture of the basketball. [ laughter ] got to have goals. >> steve: dream big. >> jimmy: this one from verizon fios and time warner cable. they both wrote "it will be ready for you by the end of next year." verizon posted a picture of the newest high speed internet service. time warner cable posted a a picture of a repairman. [ laughter ] that's very good. the waiting is the best part. [ applause ] >> steve: the waiting is the hardest part. >> jimmy: that's all the time we have for "picture this." we'll be right b

nice to see times square filled with our country's bravest and strongest instead of our drunkest and elmo-est. [ laughter ] let's get to some news here. this is big you guys. i saw that president obama finally has his own personal twitter account. [ cheers ] even john mccain was like, "welcome to the internet, grandpa." [ laughter ] that's right. president obama's twitter handle is potus, which, of course, stands for president of the united states. and after he joined bill clinton, tweeted this message to the president. i just saw this. "welcome to twitter, potus. one question, does that come with the user name stay with the office. #askingforafriend." [ laughter and applause ] that's a great joke. that's a great joke. then hillary was like, "yeah, a a friend without benefits." [ audience ohs ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: guys a new poll found that almost 70% of voters said that whoever our next president is, they must have political experience. you know, because it would be rude to just say anyone but donald trump. [ laughter ] that would be rude. i saw that the wife of former texas governor ric

. >> big bird, elmo burt and ernie are saying farewell to maria. how does this happen? she is leaving. what happened here? >> maria is leaving after 44 years on "sesame street." sonya is retiring shep started out in the role as a drama student. she made occasional appearances on the show and then was a regular cast member. now, "sesame street" is groundbreaking, the first program to integrate childhood development and entertain. but sonya is pioneer, the one of the first latino women on television. she said we were cast because of the people we were and she got to do something on "sesame street" that is unmentionable in american society and that age possibly and got mirror parts of her life in show. when she got married in real life maria married her tv hubby. when she got pregnant, maria got pregnant. so she got live her life on "sesame street." she tweeted to a fan maybe just maybe she'll make an appearance on the 50th 50th anniversary of the show. >> thank you. >> the feds asking switzerland to send seven fief -- fifa official to the states. there's fighting to stay

@montrosefan, on vacation in nyc and think we saw elmo get kidnapped. #elmokidnapping. looks like there is a video, let's watch it. >> wahoo! new york city! whoo! hey, mom. check it out. i made it. look at these -- oh. oh! >> seth: those were the least trending topics on twitter. you guys, we have a great show for you tonight. we have the co-host of this sunday's tony awards. alan cumming will be joining us this evening. [ cheers and applause ] she's a fantastic actress. she's here to talk about her new film "testament of youth." alicia vikander will be joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] also, you guys are in for a treat. we have an amazing musical collaboration with clean bandit and jess glynne. we will be right back with alan cumming. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ put your hand over your heart. is it beating? good! then my nutrition heart health mix is for you. it's a wholesome blend of peanuts, pecans and other delicious nuts specially mixed for people with hearts. i said people with hearts. because hearts health is important. that's why i've researched, optim

i'm sitting here laying in the bed with them watching elmo on the laptop and i see my eyes, i start tearing up, i'll never leave them. i didn't want to. but i got bored. things get boring at home. being legit is boring. i know that sounds [ bleep ] terrible. but my idea of fun is running the streets. it gets me in here. that's saying that moments of pleasure, years of pain is true. i'm my own worst enemy. who wants a high tray? spoke up. >> when gabriel's boredom with parenting got impossible, he's gotten help from the one constant in his life, his younger brother ezekiel. >> he can't stand me and meth. he's never done meth ever. you know, being that he's the only blood relation i have to this world besides my own children, it kills him as far as these streets go and everything, i don't have no real friends. i don't have no homies or none of that. i got my brother ezekiel. >> the brothers will soon lean on each other again. >> it's frigid today, man. it's cold out here. >> because ezekiel taylor has just been arrested and booked into the jail. coming up -- >> dog gets on me, grabs my leg. t

nos visitan en vivo nuestros queridos elmo, rosita y lola. no se lo pueden perder. y me da gusto, el gran regreso a los escenarios del grupo lÍmite, con su alegre ritmo grupero. arriba los regios, arriba monterrey! regresamos. se ve triste... como que deberÍa decirle algo, pero... mejor sigo viendo mi telÉfono... vamos, es una persona como yo... y compartimos el mismo planeta... y si no nos ayudamos entre nosotros quÉ, ¿nos convertiremos en una sociedad de robots frÍos y egocÉntricos? gracias. kleenex. alguien necesita uno. probé una de esas toallas de papel económicas pero el rollo desapareció. bounty es 2 veces más absorbente así que cada rollo dura más. bounty. dura más y absorbe más rápido. ♪ mi hogar... anunciador: más de un millón de estadounidenses en riesgo de ejecución hipotecaria han sido ayudados por making home affordable. averigua cuáles son tus opciones. ♪ mi hogar es mi lugar ♪ ♪ alan: quÉ gusto tenerlos aquÍ! le damos la bienvenida nuevamente al grupo lÍmite. ( aplausos ) alan: arriba monterrey! saludos a mi suegrita he