the flag, the flag. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fallon! jimmy fallon! jimmy fallon! [ audience chanting jimmy's name ] ♪ >> jimmy: i can't stop turning. i can't stop turning in circles. okay, i need help. i can't stop turning in circles. i need some -- >> i got it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm going to throw up. [ talking over each other ] >> all right, great. >> jimmy: thank you for bringing that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's an entrance, right there. >> i got you one of those. >> jimmy: jamie foxx, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ funky duck. >> jimmy: that's the way to make an entrance. thank you for coming back to see us. >> how great is this, man? good to see you guys. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: look at that. isn't that cool? [ cheers and applause ] doesn't that look great? >> it looks absolutely amazing. >> jimmy: we have a lot to get to. i've a lot to ask you about and talk to you about. quickly, you just saw meredith vieira. >> i did. you know what, and i don't know if you guys know this, but this is all dyed. this is -- it was -- you kno

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you! thank you very much! thank you very much! hey! thank you very much. hey, hey! oh, my gosh. welcome, everybody, to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it. this is it. we're all here together. this is it. [ cheers and applause ] we'll have a good time. i'm your host, jimmy fallon, or as donald trump calls me, "not a war hero." [ laughter ] pretty much calls everyone that right now. i'm sure you've heard about this. donald trump got in some trouble for saying that john mccain is not a war hero and said, quote, "i like people that weren't captured." not good. in fact, trump's people are telling him to lay low for a a while until this all combs over. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: it feels like everyone is focused on trump right now. in fact, rick perry said donald trump is unfit to be president and called for him to immediately withdraw from the race. and then he said, "and that's coming from me." [ laughter ] i mean, that's right. perry actually said trump is a

and now here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, hey. makes you feel good right there. welcome everybody. thank you so much. welcome, welcome, welcome. thank you. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. we made it. this is great. [ cheers and applause ] "the tonight show." this is it. here is what everybody's talking about, you guys. it's still, of course, donald trump. [ laughter ] fantastic for us. today trump went to texas to visit the border between the u.s. and mexico. and this is very interesting. when he got there, other republicans pushed him over the border and went, "your problem now! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you got to deal with it now. not us. he's on your side." and get this. did you see this? the fec released donald trump's financial disclosure yesterday, and it revealed that he received royalties of less than 200 dollars for most of his books. [ laughter ] yeah. the bad news is, the books aren't selling. the good news is, looks like he's got something to build that mexican fence with. [ laughter

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, thank you! thank you. thank you very, very, very much. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the "tonight show," everybody. you're here. you made it. this is it. [ cheers and applause ] hot crowd! here's what people are talking about, everybody. of course tonight was game four of the nba finals. this is cool. yeah. one person excited about this. very good. [ laughter ] did you see this, though? there is a video online, that's very cool, yesterday showed lebron james when he was just 16 talking about his dream of playing in the nba. yeah. which is interesting, 'cause most of his teammates still have that same dream. [ laughter ] they're like, pass me the ball. i'm wide open. come on. give me a chance. [ applause ] let's get to some political news here. i saw that hillary clinton joined instagram yesterday. [ cheers ] yeah. and her first photo, this is true, was of red white and blue pants suits. [ laughter ] with the caption "hard choices." yeah. [ laughter ] everybody agreed it was a great joke

i'm your host, jimmy fallon. before we start, i just want to remind everyone that there are just three days left until father's day. but more importantly, there are 324 days left until next mother's day. [ cheers and applause ] which is the one we really want to focus on. let's be honest. that's the one. and of course, i want to thank -- i want to welcome elmo, who is our guest announcer tonight. elmo! hey! [ cheers and applause ] >> elmo: hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you for being here. which can only mean one thing -- higgins is somewhere being tickled by strangers. [ laughter ] >> elmo: that's hilarious! >> jimmy: let's get to some news here, everybody. [ laughter ] the republican presidential field continues to grow, and this week donald trump became the 12th candidate to announce that he's running. [ cheers ] making him the 16th -- i know, he's great. [ laughter ] making him the 16th candidate overall. it's hard to keep up, so we've created a short reel to bring you up to speed on who's running. >> i am announ

. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: wow, by far the hottest crowd, oh my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] that was amazing! hot crowd! welcome everybody! welcome. welcome welcome welcome to "the tonight show." hey. looking good. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for being here! welcome everybody. here's what people are talking about. you guys, we're in the middle of a heat wave here in new york city, and temperatures are supposed to be in the 90's for the next several days. donald trump was so mad about the weather, he actually gave away al roker's personal phone number. [ applause ] good, you know. if it makes a change, i don't know man. but donald trump is all anyone is talking about right now. this week, trump said, "if his presidential campaign fails, he will 'ride into the sunset'." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and if donald trump wins the presidency, hillary says she's gonna ride off a cliff like "thelma and louise." [ laughter ] you don't have to do that.

i'm your host, jimmy fallon. and i'm excited to announce our entire audience is made up of people who broke out of a a prison in upstate new york. [ cheers and applause ] this is a crazy story. i'm sure most of you know. two prisoners recently escaped from a maximum security prison in upstate new york and police have been looking everywhere for them. they still haven't found them. so, today officials released sketches of what the two men might look like after ten days of being on the run. [ light laughter ] this is real. take a look. there it is. they might look like that after living in the woods, or something. i don't know what they're thinking. >> steve: shaved. >> jimmy: well groomed. yeah, they brought a groomer with them. whatever they brought. >> steve: got a flowbee. >> jimmy: but they're saying who knows what lengths the two are going to go to in order to disguise themselves. some even speculate plastic surgery could be involved. so take a look at the projection of what they might look like after a year

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you! hey! looking great! i missed you guys. hey! looking good, hot crowd. good to see you guys here. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. this is it. you're here. you made it. you're at "the tonight show." this is it. [ cheers and applause ] i'm your host, jimmy fallon. i am so happy to be back after our two-week break. in fact, i was so excited i went around the office giving everyone i saw a high-four. and it was really exciting. [ applause ] as you can probably tell by the cast i'm wearing i had a bit of a mishap right before we went on vacation. let me just say you should see the other guy. the other guy is a glass table, and he's dead now. let's get to some news here, you guys. i'll talk about this later. today scott walker announced that he's running for president, making him the 15th republican candidate to enter the race, which i think means we get the 16th one for free. i have a punch card. >> steve: you've got a card. >> jimmy: yeah, a punch card. scott walker i

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hot crowd right there, that's what we want! friday night here in new york city. oh my goodness. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone, to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here, you made it. [ cheers and applause ] we're going to have a good time tonight. thank you so much for being here. welcome again. here is what everyone is talking about. it seems like -- it's just everyone is talking about donald trump the whole week. it's just this week, he's been all over the news, but he's still struggling to be seen as a legitimate candidate by republicans. in fact, now trump is threatening to start campaigning as a third party candidate if the republican party doesn't become more supportive. of course a lot of republicans say you need to "give respect" to "get respect", to which trump says, "whatever, losers." a little harsh. did you see this? when trump was asked why he gave out lindsey graham's personal phone number this week. he said, and

but first, here's jimmy fallon. >> thanks, guys. tom cruise is here. for a lip sync battle of all battles. plus we have >>> we're going to turn everything around? >> let's he hope so. feels like he hasn't played all season, that's how long he has been out with this injury. they start a three-game stint with the marlins in miami. joining the club in south beach for that trip, outfielder jason worth who hasn't played since mid may. if you remember he had the off season shoulder surgery. after that, a wrist injury. playing 27 games this season. only 65 games left. batting close to .300 with 82 rbis, 83 walks. starting rehab assignment on july 16 pj. yesterday was his last game for triple a syracuse. two rbis in that game. meanwhile baltimore a bird returned to the nest. >> nick markakis played nine years with the os. first time back in a uniform. but the atlanta braves. how about this. that's a double for markakis. second baseman taking away his shin guard. we will go scoreless. top of the ninth inning. garcia gets a hold of that ball wp 1-0 lead. another

. >>> and jimmy fallon takes on lebron james. "early today" starts right now. so, the world is reacting to the nuclear deal and president obama will be defending the agreement. some say it's a lopsided win for iran. tracie potts is live in washington. how are law makers reacting to day? >> but here on capital hill, law makers are very skeptical. he's planned a news conference today really trying to break down all the details in this deal. >> what's the alternative gorksalternative, go to war now? >> it is high time for people in the united states to start looking at iran without those tainted glasses. >> reporter: but that may not be easy on capitol hill. >> it looks like he made a worse deal than even we had feared. >> we'll do anything we can to stop it. >> reporter: republicans don't appear to have enough democrats on board to help them override it. >> i think it's going to be hard in any event. and i'm sure he'll work hard to get his 34 votes. >> i want to go through this process and make sure we fully understand what it is we're voting on. >> all of us are

. >>> up next "the tonight show" starring jimmy fallon . >> love her. from "the note book" right? >> yes. >> one of the greatest movies. >> have a great weekend. thanks for joining us. ♪ ♪ ee-e-e-oh-mum-oh-weh ♪ ♪ hush my darling... ♪ ♪ don't fear my darling... ♪ ♪ the lion sleeps tonight. ♪ [snoring.] ♪ hush my darling... ♪ [snoring.] ♪ don't fear my darling... ♪ ♪ the lion sleeps tonight. ♪ [snoring.] take the roar out of snore. yet another innovation only at a sleep number store. ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- rachel mc adams. michael pena. stand-up from robert klein.

. >>> what we're all waiting for "the tonight show with jimmy fallon". >> let's check in with jimmy and see what's in store. >> danny devito is here. music from george ezra. it's a great show, do not change the channel. >> we're going to learn that soon, aren't we? >> we all know flip cup, i think. the heat is the main thing we're concerned about as we go through the next several days. stay hydrated try to stay in the air conditioning it's going to be humid too, by thursday some areas could see 100 degrees. it's going to stay hot as we go through the weekend. look at the next 7 days, we don't have any temperatures below 90 degrees for our high this is going to be a prolonged heat wave today is the first day of the heat wave hitting 934 degrees, it's going to stay hot. the only relief we're going to see is thursday with any thunderstorms, it's still going to be hot and humid before that. try to stay cool if you have to work outside. stay in the shade, stay hydrated hydrated. >> before weather to cool off in the water. >> exactly. >>> for sheena and all of us here thanks for watching "the

. >> and jimmy fallon is back this week with all 10 fingers. >> thanks guys. we're back with all new shows. paul rudd is here for a game. john blazer. echo >>> all right, jason i know you couldn't make it out to the park and you're a huge taylor swift fan. we have a guitar pick from her dad who he was passing them out to photographers. >> that is awesome. i'm still trying to make that concert. >> your family trying to help you out. >> now sports for a moment. baseball and clocks usually do not mix. in fact they he have never mixed throughout the history of the sport. one of the beauties in baseball is that time never runs out on you. tonight in cincinnati, time was an issue. home run derby with a format and turns out baseball fans love buzzer beating home runs. manny my shadowachado, all smiles before the competition. he came to play. 19 home runs. 455-foot homer there. they didn't have time outs in the derby. teammate adam jones hooks him up to some machado sauce there. apparently it worked. 12 home runs in the first round for manny machado. while he was knoc

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. >>> jimmie fallon takes on lebron james in a game of facetball. >>> the world is reacting with the nuclear agreement with iran. some call it historic others call it a fail with iran. how are lawmakers reacting? >> most skeptical but they want to get their hands on it to get the details. president obama is holding a news conference about this iran deal. make no mistake, lawmakers may not be there, but his message is for them. later today, president obama begins explaining this deal to the pub are licklic and sells it to lawmakers. secretary of state john kerry mists ten years of restriction is better than nothing. >> what's the alternative? go to war now. >> it's time for people in united states to stop looking with tainted glasses. >> sounds like they made a worse deal than we feared. >> we'll do everything we can to stop it. >> but can they? president obama says he'll veto any attempt to kill this deal. there's not enough on board to override it. >> i'm sure he'll work hard to get his 34 votes. >> lawmakers on both sides are ready to pick it apart. >> i want to go through the proc

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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, hey! fantastic! fantastic! good-looking crowd. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone. welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," ladies and gentlemen. this is it. this is "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] i'm your host, jimmy fallon. i'm so excited, you guys. we have tom cruise on the show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] he is here to promote the new "mission: impossible" movie, which i believe is all about donald trump's pr team. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, it's very exciting. trump is just -- he's still at it. the guy is just amazing. [ light laughter ] in a speech in texas, donald trump called hillary clinton easily the worst secretary of state in the history of our country. [ audience boos ] when asked what he based it on, trump said, "i heard me say it just now. [ laughter ] so it's got to be true." [ laughter ] meanwhile, our boy chris christie attended the italian-american heritage festival street fair in iowa this weekend where they -- yeah. >> steve: yeah

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. >> a good lineup on jimmy fallon tonight. stay up. >> have a great night and thanks for watching. ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- lebron james. tina fey and amy poehler. mu

i'm your host, jimmy fallon. and i'm proud to announce that for the second year in a row, i took home the espy award for the most crying while on the treadmill. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] second year in a row. that's right, hundreds of athletes traveled to los angeles last night to attend this year's espy awards and to say hi to their old flame kim kardashian. [ laughter ] it's just a nice thing every year to do. let's get to some political news here. donald trump met with fellow gop candidate ted cruz yesterday and trump admitted that he had no idea why they were meeting. [ laughter ] got even weirder when someone asked how they arranged the meeting and trump said, "craigslist." [ laughter ] trump's been very busy since announcing he's running for president. in fact, earlier this week, he gave an interview with cnn at a a winery he owns in virginia. turns out trump's winery makes two different kinds of wine. white wine and not white wine. [ laughter and applause ] a little trivia. >> steve: i guess. >>

jimmie fallon revealed it was just a prosthetic not the real hand that was broken. thank god. >>> a sea world employee is accused of being an activist. the animal rights group told bloomberg news thomas took part like the parade in new york. they believe he has worked for the park since 2008. the company will not comment on whether the man works for them saying we do not comment on security operations and claiming animal rights groups are extreme in rhetoric and tactics. that's all i've got for you there. >> that video of the rock was painful to watch. at least it wasn't a serious injury. >>> beach goers teamed up to save a shark. the seven and a half foot juvenile stranded on the shore. beach goers were pouring water on him to keep him breathing. 25 years ago they wouldn't be helping the shark, they would be harming the shark. every person on the beach was trying to assist it. the people on the beach made the difference. smith and colleagues were able to haul it to deeper water where it regained strength and was ultimately released. we're end on a good note. that's

. >>> "the tonight show" starring jimmy fallon is next. >> let's check in with him to see what he has for us. >> jacqueline in philadelphia we have amy schumer. and alan jackson. it's a great show. do not change that channel. >> hey, amy. >> i think you have a fan in amy. >> oh, yeah. big time. >> and that's my girl. >> nice weather tonight, huh? >> it really is a tremendous change from what we saw today and it was just smoking wet, and tomorrow it is going to be nice and dry and comfortable, sunny. another great day friday and then we start a heat wave on saturday and some thunderstorms saturday and especially monday. got some big changes coming over the next few days. >> i'm going to rush home to get home to see the tonight show. who knows what amy schumer might do next. >> she might talk about you. >> have a great night. ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- amy schumer, ian mckellen musical guest, alan jackson,

. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. thank you very much, everybody. thank you so much for that nice ovation. i'm not milking this thing. i just want to let you know i'm not. [ light laughter ] but i really do appreciate that. thank you for being here. you guys, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. this is it. this is the show you came to see. [ cheers and applause ] we're going to have fun tonight. what a show tonight. oh, my god, this is so much fun. first, this is what everybody is talking about. it was announced today that iran has reached a deal with the u.s. to limit its nuclear program, and send most of its uranium to russia. and americans were like, "that's great. wait, what?" [ laughter and applause ] wait, we're sending uranium to -- did you see this also? the president of iran prematurely announced the nuclear deal on twitter yesterday before it was official. [ laughter ] which isn't that big of a deal. until you realize the guy wh

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, looking good. looking good. hot crowd. new york city. welcome to "the tonight show", everybody. here we are. we did it. [ cheers and applause ] we're here. ready for a good time? we're gonna have fun tonight. we're gonna have a good time tonight. first here's what people are talking about. i saw that yesterday president obama hosted the new england patriots at the white house. but tom brady couldn't make it due to a family commitment. yep. apparently there was an emergency at the brady house. >> hey, you guys. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: everything was fine. tom ended up taking marsha to the prom. get this, people are now criticizing hillary clinton by pointing out that during her long political career she's seemed to have changed her accent many times. when asked about it hillary strongly denied it saying, "those people otta know me better. [ laughter ] i'm michael caine and i approve this message

. >> let's find out what jimmy fallon has in store. >> thank you jim and jacqueline and everyone in philadelphia. ryan seacrest is my guest tonight plus we have trevor noah, tig notaro. it's good. >> stay up for that. >>> a hot weekend our way. >> especially on sunday. we're talking about a temperature getting to 96 and high humidity. feeling like 103. take precautions. there's a heat advisory out for sunday afternoon so you want air conditioning or jump in the water somewhere. but tomorrow starts it. it will be hot, humid but not as hot and sunday. >> thanks, glen. i'm jacqueline london. >> and i'm jim rosenfield. have a great weekend, everybody. see you monday. ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- ryan seacrest, trevor noah,

>> jimmy got follow -- fallonned. >> wait, what does that even mean? anyway good luck jimmy, you'll get sensitivity back in that finger in no time. unlike -- >>> hey, what's up? how you doing tonight >> really? >> i don't know. i feel like my parents plessed up. >> t.m.z. brought to you by progressive the comparing rates to help you save. now, ts progressive. >> well, >> coming up -- >> we got nicole murphy. >> you can't serve for the word curvy on instagram any more. >>> eva longoria! you're the next contestant on wedgie or not a wedgie? >> it's not a wedgie. >> slow down. we haven't even met our players the. eva longoria in capri. looking better than ever. what i like mostly, it's like the sexiest wedgie ever the >> tpts not a wedgie. it's ruchery -- ruching on the bickina. >> ruching is gathering of fabric. from the french word for beehive. >> it's not wedgie. it's ruched. >> do they make it look like -- >> they do it to make your butt look bigger. >> so the wedgie can be used for good? >> it's not a wedgie! >> it's a fancy wedgie! >> no! >> la wedg

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! thank you very much, everybody! welcome! welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it. this is it. this is the show. we're here in new york. [ cheers and applause ] having a great time. welcome. thank you so much. here's what people are talking about, everybody. the presidential campaign season is really starting to heat up. in fact hillary clinton is headed to l.a. this month to attend a fundraiser hosted by "spider-man" star tobey maguire. it's not surprising, they've been friends ever since they met back in 2002. do you remember this? photo was going around -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] actually, hillary said she's a a big fan of spider-man, because it proves that americans still love sequels. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] part two. but not, not all good news for hillary clinton. according to a new poll, the number of americans who trust her is dropping. specifically into a hole that hillary covered with leave

. >>> "the tonight show" is headinging your way next with jimmy fallon. we'll see you tomorrow. thanks for watching. >> i want some breakfast. >> october. october. ♪ ♪ ♪ you're only young once. unless you have a subaru. (announcer) the subaru xv crosstrek. symmetrical all-wheel drive plus 34 mpg. love. it's what makes a subaru a subaru. ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- jake gyllenhaal. josh gad. musical guest, james bay.

. >> now here is jimmy fallon. >> guys, bill hader can my guest >>> this is the xfinity sports desk, brought to you by xfinity, your home for the most live sports. >> nats just about to start the second half of their season. >> that's right. don't pass go. we've got to go. the season is going to move. the train leaves the station tomorrow. so you better get on. we take it right to october, we hope anyway. think about it. the all-star break is about to end, and jayson werth was playing against pelicans, myrtle beach pell coops a rehab assignment tonight with were singled and a struck out in three innings. i bring that up because ailments and injuries have been as much a part of the nats' first story as wins and losses. now with that second half about to start -- >> a big opportunity to do some damage. i mean we've got a great team, a great club. get some guys back also. and we're going to have some fun as an organization, i think. having some young guys come up and do the things they've been doing for us with the guys hurt has been very good for us. just very excited to get it going a

. >>> but first, jimmy fallon. >> thanks, guys. ryan seacrest is my guest tonight. plus we have trevor >>> this is the xfinity sports desk, brought to you by xfinity, your home for the most live sports. >> game to be continued around 2:00. what doug says about 130 degrees. >> about 130. >> weather related. >> and the thing is we can connect with pluto. we did that this week right? we just can't turn on the lights in baseball. what is going on with this world right now? ah when the lights go down in the city and the sun shines on the bay, the classic rock band journey gave us that lyric there is no bay in our nation's capital. only a river by a baseball stadium where the lights did go down, right smack in the middle of a potential play-off preview between the nationals and dodgers. talk about bad timing because bryce harper and company, they were back from the break and ready the take on the best in the west. in the top of the fourth, the dodger, adrian gonzalez, showed his best when he tagged jordan zimmermann for a two-run homer. all right. that's a little bit of t

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all right, jimmy fallon he is funny. here he is doing seinfeld doing uber. >> what's the deal with uber? you get in someone else's car. we're doing everything we're told not to do as children. we're literally getting a stranger to lure us into the car. what have we learned? nothing, people. >> and apparently fallon is mysterious too. last friday night's show was canceled with fallon tweeting "this picture on the same day. he says he got his ring caught on a table during a fall and almost ripped his finger from his hand. >> ouch. >> all seemed to be okay. but now there are reports that tonight's show will go dark for three weeks one week past the schedule. go-week hiatus. let's hear k.g.'s dream first. >> i was sort of a private comment. i had a dream about jerry seinfeld last night. >> do you want to weigh in on jimmy fallon's mysterious absence from the tonight show? >> something about his finger. i was just thinking about my dream. my dentist or he was pretending to be a dentist so he could have alone time with me. the

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about right back at you. i love you, i love you, i love you! welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. this is it. welcome. welcome, everybody. here's what people are talking about. big news for kim kardashian. she just revealed that she and kanye west are expecting their second child. you can tell it's kim's baby, because it actually took its own sonogram picture. [ laughter and applause ] that's right, kim kardashian announced that she and kanye are expecting their second child. they say they don't care whether it's a boy or girl, just as long as it's famous. [ laughter ] bigger news out of the kardashian camp is the new "vanity fair" cover which features the first photo of caitlyn jenner, formerly known as bruce jenner. if you haven't seen it, this is the actual july cover of "vanity fair." yeah. [ applause ] i think the most shocking thing is it's only june, and she's already in bathing

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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! oh! right back at ya, great new york city crowd right here! welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it. this is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the crowd we love! this is the crowd we love. looking good, looking sharp. thank you, guys. welcome to "the tonight show." here's what people are talking about. of course it's the race for president, the candidates are really starting to go after each other now. in fact, donald trump took a a shot at rick perry on twitter yesterday and said he should be forced to take an iq test before being allowed to enter the gop debates to which perry responded, "i'd gladly take an iq test, just tell me which cup to pee in." [ laughter and applause ] donald trump, i mean he -- trump's campaign has surprised a lot of people because he's actually starting to lead in the polls. he's even raised about $100,000 in donations during the second quarter, which raises a very important question, who is giving donald trump money? [ laugh

cruise slip synced with jimmy fallon fallon. >> that had to be lip synced. you know jimmy fallon does have a good voice. >> he does. >>> at the smithsonian, they are announcing in new discovery. they say they learned something about the founders at james town. the smithsonian didn't tell us exactly what the discovery is but we'll let you know when we find out. >>> a developing story right now in california. several wildfires are burning across the state. a man is suspected of starting a grass fire north of sacramento. another wildfire is threatening 450 structures near fresno. that fire is only 20% contained. the u.s. forest service says about 5200 wildfires have burned across the state since january. >>> there's a reward for information leading to the arrest for the person behind this video. drones hampered recent efforts. drones have been flying and forcing firefighters who bring their planes down. >> right now a few showers popping up in the last few minutes along the blue ridge. the few of the showers. not producing any lightning. they may get going and