this is johnny carson. >> jimmy: hello, mr. carson. what seems to be the emergency? >> i -- i feel like there's a a yak on my chest. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: we have a clip of norm macdonald in the new season of "last comic standing." take a look at norm macdonald. watch what he does. >> and when you become a a citizen, you have a test about the u.s. culture. and i think they should make the test harder. they should make the test like "jeopardy." [ laughter ] that would be a great game show, man. just have three immigrants contesting about the u.s. culture. [ laughter ] if you lose you go back to where you came from. [ laughter ] it would be like, alex, i'm going to take "unwelcome" for 1,000. okay, jose. in this state, you are not welcome. what is arizona? you are correct. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> very charming, very intelligent. you know, there's different types of comedians. some comedians like to hear an offering of a joke. >> you can say no if you want to. >> no. >> no,i'm good. please, do it. >> what is the alex trebek joke off? >> in what state

. >> fox news correspondent once a trusted advisor to johnny carson. who do you thi >>> did you know that newsnt tonight, foxat national security correspondent jennifer griffin. leded a fascinating life and she almost died a few years ago from breast cancer. >> so you were raised primarily in northern virginia, affluent home? >> yeah. >> so you go to private school and do you very well lookout school, correct? >> did i well. >> and you wound up going to college at? >> i went to harvard. >> harvard, very very impressive. >> so then you evolve into a journalist. and you get hired on fairly early on in fnc 1999. you come over here to do a bunch of reporting. >> then, you get married, you have children. >> weigh got to jerusalem in '99. that's when fox hired me full time and that's when the two -- our two daughters were born. >> you had two really intense situations. the first in 2006, steve centanni was kidnapped by terrorists. >> yeah. >> you were involved in getting him released. how did you do that? >> steve and his cameraman olig wig were kidnapped. w

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and one day, i got to be on it with johnny carson. >> jimmy: you got to meet him? >> in 1986. george carlin was the first guest. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i was the last guest. and then, there was another guest in between called flat nose. wonderful act. and i was front of house watching because i intrigued how the whole show was put together. and flat nose came on and did his act, and johnny was so taken with it that he got the act to be repeated two or three or four times. and in the end i was bumped, i wasn't allowed to be on the show at all. [ audience aws ] so it's -- i know. so it's very nice to come back and do the show with you. >> jimmy: you were never on the show? >> no. and -- do you know who flat nose was? i think your team know who he was. >> jimmy: we actually got a a clip of him. this is the episode of "the tonight show with johnny carson" that you were supposed to be on. >> the real show, yeah. >> jimmy: let's see "flat nose." this is johnny carson on "the tonight show" and ian mckellen. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> i should mention that ian mcke

ambassadors here, mark bellamy and johnny carson they have been saying that obama has got to hit hard, because the immense amount of corruption, the gap between the poor and the rich. >> there is an absolute corruption problem. our security can be like swiss cheese because you can pay your way through it. both on the counterterrorism and economic front it impacts on both. so yes, i don't think it's going to -- it's a wonderful story we're so ecstatic you a forric, can you see that on social media but in part you've got somebody who can talk straight and talk directly and that's what i think the country appreciates this moment. >> let's look at the young entrepreneurs at the summit now. there's a lot of ideas a lot of energy how can we harness that, how will it be transferred and translate id into real achievement and real money? >> you've lived here andrew for a while. it's an outlie on subafrican space, entrepreneurship in their dna. this connection with silicon valley with american entrepreneurism is going to be a win win on both sides. >> thank you very much indeed for your assessm

carson. he's now a senior advisor at the u.s. institute of peace. and william gumede, an author and professor at the university of the witwatersrand in south africa. we welcome you both. professor, how do you think this trip has gone and how much difference do you think it's going to make? >> unfortunately, this trip is almost coming at the tail end of the obama presidency. you might understand this has been happening in the last couple of years in africa. china has become a big factor in africa's growth. obama coming to africa has made democratic noises but almost a little too late. >> woodruff: ambassador carson, what about that? is the president coming too late? >> absolutely not. this, i think, is turning out to be a very substantive and positive trip with president obama focusing on expanding trade and commercial opportunities with africa with these two countries and the united states and strengthening the security partnership that the united states has had with both kenya and eat nopia.

[applause] >> you guys remember johnny carson? he used to have an episode. one last one. we are down to the one last one to read governor scott walker is going to be coming out here in just a minute. let me ask you, as the audience. has frank lutz done a good job facilitating this? [applause] bob: that is why this is trending so well on twitter. that is why people are intrigued about what is happening right here. we get to stand such a time as this. what i would like to have you do, we are going to allow frank to get a voice break. take out your cell phone. i am not going to ask you to text me money, but still have the number, you can do it. what i would like you to do is put in 515-393-2782. text to that number if714. what we will get do -- do, make a deposit twice a day. 7:14 in the morning and evening. scripture, encouragement about keeping a focus on revival. remember daniel? daniel is a guy who scheduled his prayers every that is why they knew where they could find him. the jewel his prayers. sometimes we get so busy, we forget we need to pray for revival. we also as

host: johnny in louisiana. caller: i personally would like to see bernie sanders. i could just imagine if the republicans went with either donald trump or dr. ben carson or even this ceo lady that is running as a republican, if they were to be nominated. i believe we need to send a message to both the democratic party and the republican party. i can imagine both conventions -- we need to send a message to both parties because all of these candidates that i see with the republican party, including hillary clinton are filled with egos. they need a wake-up call. paul: there is always a limit on how far these outsider candidates like ben carson or donald trump can go. people say both for me because i am not a politician. it is like someone saying, i know you have leaky pipes but i'm the one to come and fix them because i am an accountant. being a politician requires certain skills and it takes time to learn and be good at it. that is why people from other fields do not win. there are few exceptions to that rule. i think what happens with a candidate like ben carson's t

host: johnny in louisiana. caller: i personally would like to see bernie sanders. i could just imagine if the republicans went with either donald trump or dr. ben carson or even this ceo lady that is running as a republican, if they were to be nominated. i believe we need to send a message to both the democratic party and the republican party. i can imagine both conventions -- we need to send a message to both parties because all of these candidates that i see with the republican party, including hillary clinton are filled with egos. they need a wake-up call. paul: there is always a limit on how far these outsider candidates like ben carson or donald trump can go. people say both for me because i am not a politician. it is like someone saying, i know you have leaky pipes but i'm the one to come and fix them because i'm an accountant. being a politician requires certain skills and it takes time to learn and be good at. that is why most of those is this -- people from other fields do not win or in of not doing a great job ameren office. there are few exceptions to th