we're here with jimmy kimmel. jimmy kimmel. and before the break i challenged jimmy to a pasta sauce contest. >> i spent the whole day working on this. >> stephen: as did i. and please, we're about to present our pasta sauces right now. please welcome our celebrity judge, james baby doll dixon. ( cheers and applause ) there you go. >> baby! baby, sit right down there. >> oh, my goodness! >> stephen: sit down. >> can i unbutton my jacket. >> stephen: i have to say you smell fantastic. >> how do i smem? >> very cologney. you have to make a decision here. it can't be a tie. i know we're both your clients. i know stephen makes a lot more money i do but i don't want that to play into this. judge it on the food alone. >> stephen: or which one you love more. okay, now-- >> may i? may i? >> stephen: napkin in your lap. you're not an animal. let's start. i'll get started here. today i have prepared for you a-- >> that's beautiful. >> that looks fantastic. >> that does look beautiful. >> stephen: this is beef and pan cheta. >> stephenche

before he left to go back to the past, kimmel asked doc if he knew how kimmel would die and doc told him that he would be torn to shreds next week by little kids who are upsethat kimmel td their parents to take away their halloween candy. >> oh, it's a famous jimmy kimmel segment every halloween although he's a dad now. i wonder if he'll keep it going. >> yes, he will. he loves jabbing. >>> also on jimmy's show the debut of nike's futuristic ones based on michael j.'s character. >> mags and self-lacing. tightened or loosened by the push of a button. they won't be available until next spring ononly by auion. intimidating. doing something simple... meant enduring a lot of pain. if ra is changing your view ofveryy things orencia may help. orencia works differently by targeting a source of ra early in the inflammation process. for many, orencia provides long-term relief of ra symptoms. it's helped new ra patients and those not helped enough by other treatments. do not take orencia with another biologic medicine for ra due to an increased risk of serious infection. serious side effects ca

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-- it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- matt damon. dr. phil mcgraw. from "quantico," priyanka chopra. and music from fidlar. with cleto and the cletones. and now, all aboard, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. oh, that's so nice. in the just the world, there's a lot going on in the universe right now. did you see the big super bloody lunar moon last night? the super moon was the reason all your facebook friends posted blurry pictures of the sky last night. a major astronomical event. it won't happen again until the year 2033. i was really excited about it. i read about it last week but i forget things. i set a reminder to go outside and look at it. but i was so eager to see it i didn't need the alarm. i went outside 6:45 last night. as soon as it started to get dark i waited. for a full 20, 30, 40 minutes i couldn't find the moon. i waited. i was in front of my house. well, maybe -- i went to th

but first, let's check in with our pal jimmy kimmel. his last night in brooklyn and it's all go mets. >> thanks, bill. hello, new york. it's our final night in brooklyn with howard stern, music from public enemy, the new movie do the right thing >>> u teenager tonight facing assault and battery charges teacher. that weapon, a baby carrot. the 14-year-old suspended for a month for a middle school in she says she threw the carrot a joke. funny. but her mother is having a charges. >> i don't understand the whole thing. yes, it happened. they would have called and said, oh, she is in trouble. she got a couple of days out of school maybe even a day or two out of school but that's beyond that. we have court. she is charged. >> and now it is up to a judge to decide what kind of punishment that girl will get. >> assault and battery. with a carrot. >>> in tonight's health alert, riskiest sports for knee injuries in children. tears in the acl in the knee are on the rise in young athletes. the highest risk sports for boys is football then lacrosse

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♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'd like to thank dr. phil, priyanka chopra and i've apologized to matt damon enough. "nightline" is next but first, their album is called "too." making their television debut with the song "west coast," fidlar! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ ah-ah-ah-ahh ah-ah-ah-ah ah ah-ah-ah-ahh ah-ah-ah-ah ah ♪ ♪ ah-ah-ah-ahh ah-ah-ah-ah ah ah-ah-ah-ahh ah-ah-ah-ah ah ♪ ♪ checked out i'm waiting for the weekend hooked up it's alright i'm leaving ♪ ♪ but i don't ever wanna go ♪ skip school i'm already failing told mom and dad that i'm bailing ♪ ♪ now we're driving up the coast ♪ ♪ ah-ah-ah-ahh ah-ah-ah-ah ah ah-ah-ah-ahh ah-ah-ah-ah ah ♪ ♪ cracked out and sleepless in seattle got drunk and barfed on my shadow ♪ ♪ i don't ever wanna go ♪ got high and ended up in portland but you can't buy liquor in oregon ♪ ♪ so we'll just talk and bum some smokes ♪ ♪ woke up you caught me with a s

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but first, let's check in with our pal jimmy kimmel. his last night in brooklyn and it's all go mets. >> thanks, bill. hello, new york. brooklyn with howard stern, music from public enemy, the new movie do the right thing we are in studio nex 40% of the streetlights in detroit, at one point, did not work. you had some blocks and you had major thoroughfares and corridors that were just totally pitch black. those things had to change. we wanted to restore our lighting system in the city. you can have the greatest dreams in the world, but unless you can finance those dreams, it doesn't happen. at the time that the bankruptcy filing was done, the public lighting authority had a hard time of finding a bank. citi did not run away from the table like some other bankers did. citi had the strength to help us go to the credit markets and raise the money. it's a brighter day in detroit. people can see better when they're out doing their tasks, young people are moving back in town, the kids are feeling safer while they walk to school. and folks are

live, justin >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- justin theroux -- from "scandal," scott foley -- "this week in unnecessary censorship" -- and music from duran duran, with cleto and the cletones, and now, as far as i know, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- bernie sanders. and music from big grams. brought to you by cigna. with cleto and the cletones. and now, can you believe it -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you very much. that's very nice. appreciate that. relax, relax. this is embarrassing. very nice. thank you very much. i thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for joining us. here at the beautiful brooklyn academy of music. all right, enough! thank you, thank you. relax. not like i'm dying or anything. but i appreciate it. thanks for welcoming me. thanks, i welcome you right back. it is great to be in brooklyn, new york. [ cheers and applause ] last night we had a great lineup. last night we took a whole audience, 2,000 people, down the block to the big jay-z concert at barclay's. jay-z gave everyone free tickets. but his wife. let me tell you something. there's a thing that happens when beyonce walks onstage. it doesn't matter if you're assistant

>>> and now abc's jimmy kimmel live. jimmy kimmel live" ! tonight -- howard stern, the national league champion new york mets, and music from public enemy, brought to you by cigna. with cleto and the cletones. and now, and hey now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you, that's very nice. i appreciate it. gracias. as we say back in l.a. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for standing. [ cheers and applause ] very nice. it's making me uncomfortable. thank you, thank you. thanks. we have much to get through. please be seated. thanks for coming. this is our final show here at the brooklyn academy of music in brooklyn. and i don't want to leave, i'll tell you something, if i don't i will die. i will be dead very soon. i can't keep up this pace, this week has been just crazy. i've barely slept. this week alone, i've been here like seven days. i threw out the first pitch at a mets playoff game. [ cheers and applause ] i danced with a prima ballerina. marty mcfly and dog brown showed up while huey lewis played the

kimmel live"! tonight, anna faris -- from "the daily show," trevor noah -- the 3rd annual canine costume parade -- and music from brett eldredge, with cleto and the cletones. and now, heavens to betsy, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. welcome, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for gathering here. i'll tell you, i'm glad you're energetic. did you see that baseball game last night? 14 innings. it was the second-longest game in world series history. 5:09. it was brutal. i'm exhausted. my wife said to me this morning, you realize you're exhausted from watching other men play sports? and it's true. but very rude, very rude thing to say. that game last night was longer than a voice mail from your mother, it was crazy. there are a million people in new york and kansas city sleeping on their desks today. a baseball game should never be longer than the ken burns documentary about baseball was. this is pretty

jimmy kimmel live. have a great night, everyone. >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, kirsten dunst -- from comedy central, nathan fielder -- and music from purity ring with cleto and the cletones. and now, fear not, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. very kind. i hope you had a good weekend. i must say -- i want to say -- [ cheers and applause ] did something happen? did my parents die or something? by the way, i went to the dodgers/mets game on friday night. anybody go to any of the games here this weekend? let me tell you something, those of you who have been to the games here will know what i mean. if you're looking to pay $40 to park in a $15 parking lot, there's no better place in the world than dodger stadium. i thought i was smart. i bought a ticket to park online before i went to work. i had the parking pass that said "lot f." i p

>>> and now, abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> announcer: from hollywood, it's " jimmy kimmel live" ! tonight, kristen wig. eric stonestreet. from " wicked city," ed westwick and music from elle king with cleto and the cletones. and now, on my word, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello, everybody. i'm jimmy kimmel. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we're back home. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad i'm here too. i'm glad any of us is here. this is our first night back after a week of shows in brooklyn, new york. i think i speak on behalf of everyone. we just barely survived. had we been there six more hours we'd all be dead, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: right, jimmy. >> jimmy: does your wife know you were out late every night in brooklyn if. >> guillermo: no, no, no. >> jimmy: how is it possible she doesn't know? >> guillermo: i was working very hard for the show. her? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: what about when we're on the show and i mention you were out all night? >> guillermo: she doesn't watch it. >> jimmy: doesn't

>>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, nathan fillion. from espn, jalen rose. music from father john misty. with cleto and the cletones. and now, stay put, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i appreciate it. we have a lot to talk about tonight. i want to start with cat bate. a lot of you are here on vacation but how many of you watched the debate last night? [ cheers and applause ] i figure about 63% are lying but we'll go with it. turned out it was the highest-rated debate for the democrats ever. more than 15 million people tuned in to watch hillary clinton, bernie sanders, and the three high school principals they invited to fill out the stage. anyone name the other guys in the debate? okay, it was jim webb, the former senator from virginia, who looks like an angry stepdad. former maryland governor martin o'mally o'mally, the guy who comes in and former rhode island governor lincoln chafee, who appears to have wand

and now, fuggetaboudit, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, guys. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. it's great to be back. thank you very much, i appreciate that. we are coming out all this week. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. i appreciate it. please, please. as they say in church, please be seated. we're at the howard hillman opera house at the brooklyn academy of music. allow me to say, without question, this is the worst-dressed group of people that has ever been in an opera house. thanks for lining up in the cold to come see us tonight. we're very happy to be here. this is our second time in brooklyn. we were here three years ago in 2012. i like to drop by every now and then to remind you i'm not just in the back of your cab, i'm a real person too. i was born in brooklyn, i grew up in mill basin. [ cheers and applause ] most people in brooklyn don't even know where that is. it's down at the bottom of brooklyn. i went to ps-236. you? dropped out of elemen

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"jimmy kimmel live" is next. have a great weekend, everyone. >>> and now abc's jimmy kimmel live. >> dicky: from brooklyn - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- howard stern, the national league champion new york mets, and music from public enemy, brought to you by cigna. with cleto and the cletones. and now, and hey now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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"jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- justin theroux -- from "scandal," scott foley -- "this week in unnecessary censorship" -- and music from duran duran, with cleto and the cletones, and now, as far as i know, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. thanks for everything. very nice. i appreciate that. i don't know how many of you are here as tourists. for those who are visiting us from other states this the may have been a confusing day today. today we have what they call the great shakeout. it's an emergency earthquake drill. it's a worldwide thing. they say 22 million people participated in it today. i had no idea it was happening. i'm sitting in my office looking out from my office, looks over the of course field, hollywood high school. all of a sudden a thousand kids come rushing out of the school. what the hell's going on over there? somebody said, it's the fake earthquake they're having. hey, do yo

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, from "empire," taraji p. henson, matthew fox, "lie witness news," and comedian byron bowers, with cleto and the cletones. and now and furthermore, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. debate night. tonight on cnn the mildly anticipated first debate between the democrating presidents. if you were in vegas tonight you get to see elton john, donny and marie, the juds, or you can go and see the presidential debate. there's really something for everyone. cnn has been running a countdown clock to this debate for days now. every minute on cnn, i'm not just sure cnn understand. it's something to lead to something exciting. this does not qualify. they got a huge audience for the republican debate because of donald trump but this one doesn't have a donald trump. this one has bernie sanders. he looks like he's just barely living. he looks like he's on the verge of being alive. so they had to find a way to drum up excitement. the first

. >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- bradley cooper, from "the view", joy behar, legendary music man paul shaffer, and music from esperanza spalding. brought to you by google photos and cigna. with cleto and the cletones. and now, what's your problem, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hi, everybody. i appreciate it. thank you very much. we are in brooklyn, new york. we are at the brooklyn academy of music. please sit, we're going to be here awhile, relax, relax. very nice. thank you for coming. i was hoping you would. it's great to be back. it is really great to be back in brooklyn. i have to say i'm reallin joying my week here. it's a big adjustment from l.a. i tell you one thing, people cross the street here whenever they want to and it's weird. in l.a. we wait for the light. it's a little bit of a culture shock. last night my wife and i were waiting at the crosswalk and the light was red. but even though there was no traffic, we just stood there waiting for perm

jimmy kimmel live. have a great night, everyone. >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, kirsten dunst -- from comedy central, nathan fielder -- and music from purity ring with cleto and the cletones. and now, fear not, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪