john: we have no idea what city you are from seth meyers -- you are from, seth meyers. seth: a proud regiment of west high in manchester. john: thank you for coming. i would you start with new hampshire trivia. seth: great. i won't do well, yeah. john: pumpkin. seth: -- john: state insect? seth: black fly? john: ladybug. state sport?- ok, two for three. new hampshire has an outsize importance of presidential politics? do you think that is right, fair, and proper? seth: i don't. i would be a lot happier if they rotated the setting the tone around. with that said, i do think -- people from new hampshire take it very, very seriously. one of the benefits of a small state, obviously, i think most of the voters get a chance to meet the candidates in a way you do not get any larger state. i would not be of set, although a lot of people in my home state would be, i would not be upset if they changed it. john: you will not be welcome back in the state. seth: that's fine. mark: were you at a lot of the primaries? school inaduated high 1992. every single candidate came through. je

[russian accent] seth meyers, very good to meet you. before we send you to the labor camp, what would you like to know about me? seth: i should let you know, vladimir, i ask you questions. i feel like you right away stole that away from me. i'm not a guest on your show. this is not crimea. this is "late night with said buyers." you can just take this. john: at this point if i were vladimir putin, i would take my shirt off and you would be done. seth: right. mark: clinton, obama, and bush all had moments of late-night triumph. seth: yeah. mark: jeb bush, what is the funniest thing about him? seth: it's different now. then i feel like it has ever been before. there are so many talk shows. we enjoy having these people on as guests. in a weird way the market is a little saturated. i feel like for all their best efforts, i don't know if anyone is going to have a late-night moment that will elevate them. mark: hillary on "snl." seth: certainly i remember the "snl," one of my biggest memories is when sarah palin came on and that was one of the

>> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] glad to hear it. in that case, let's get to the news. lawyers for kim davis say the embattled county clerk was given a secret audience with pope francis last thursday, and since it was a workday, her schedule was wide open. [ laughter ] in an interview today, kim davis said that her meeting with pope francis last week kind of validates everything. well, except for a lot of marriage licenses. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> seth: donald trump's wife melania gave an interview to "people" magazine today, though it's not much of an interview because she answered every question with -- [ whispering ] help me. [ laughter ] dr. ben carson said yesterday that he thinks people should be allowed to fly the confederate flag as long as it's on private property. a black man who isn't afraid to defend the confederate flag, finally a candidate no one can get behind. [ laughter and applause ] vin diesel said in a new interview that "the fast and the furious" franchise will wrap u

[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is late night. how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. "game of thrones" picked up a record breaking 12 emmys last night including best drama series. "game of thrones" also made up about two-thirds of the in memoriam montage. [ laughter ] wisconsin governor scott walker has become the second gop presidential hopeful to drop out of the 2016 race. he says he looks forward to his new job as the picture in the dictionary next to the word duh! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] new polls showed donald trump's support amongst the republican party has decreased by 8% since last month. huh. it must have been something he said or did or is. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] probably one of those, right? one of those three? donald trump complained today that carly fiorina says the same thing over and over and over. so i guess that makes her a -- >> loser, loser, loser, loser, loser, loser, loser, loser, loser. we have losers. >> seth: the

for seth meyers. >> seth: thank you. >> "with seth meyers." >> seth: it's "late night" colon -- [ laughter ] >> exclusive. fans are waiting, this is very exciting. eduardo flamingo. >> seth: oh, very deep cuts. >> very deep. >> seth: deep villain, yeah. >> the fans are going crazy. >> seth: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> there we go. >> seth: sort of one of the more flamboyant villains. >> you can say flamboyant. that would be a way to describe it. >> seth: i guess when your last name's flamingo. also, you're a villain, so you can change it. >> exactly. >> seth: if you're cool with that. >> yeah, we do have a lot of villains. we have, we have mr. freeze. we have firefly, we've got a whole sort of cacophony of villainy. >> seth: that's great. you're playing a police officer, this time a detective. you played a police officer for years on the wonderful show "southland." a los angeles police officer. now, when you do roles like this, do you get to actually do some training? do you try to learn about what it means to be a police officer? >> yeah, not just the boring, like paperwork part of i

[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody! i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? good? everybody good? i'm glad to hear it. you know, the cnn debate tonight, the democratic debate is happening this evening. it will have happened before it aired. so if, you know, bernie sanders took a swing at lincoln chafee, well, that's why we're not making a joke about it. we didn't know. [ laughter ] to it the news. cnn kept an extra podium set aside at tonight's democratic debate in case vice president joe biden had decided to announce his candidacy and now the empty podium is pulling ahead of martin o'malley. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the first democratic primary debate was held tonight and was hosted by facebook. the debate featured hillary clinton, bernie sanders, martin o'malley, lincoln chafee, and jim webb. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jeb bush unveiled his healthcare plan today to repeal and replace obamacare. unfortunately the bikini waxing place by my apartment has already taken the name, bushcare. [ laughter ] at an event yeste

meyers >> seth: stephen colbert? >> yeah, he didn't love it. >> seth: justin. >> two, three, four. settle down folks no need to be skittish this talk show host is totally british >> seth: nope. [ laughter ] >> was it the british? >> seth: james corden or >> oliver passed first, then corden passed, then i took it back to oliver and he passed again. >> seth: okay, got it. >> here's one. >> seth: justin. a good god ain't it funky i'm gonna have a good time gonna have a party i'm gonna take your clothes off because it's mother [ bleep ] time for late night with seth meyers >> seth: i mean, that's great but you can't say mother [ bleep ]. >> that's what charlie rose said. >> seth: you wrote that for charlie rose? >> yes and he loved it. but pbs was all, "it's off brand." >> seth: [ bleep ] pbs. >> yeah, [ bleep ] them. so, real quick, which one do you want? >> seth: none of them. >> you want to think about it? >> seth: no. >> because if you turn me down, i'm taking them to someone else. >> seth: is there anyone else you h

>> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] very good to hear! news.

>> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? everybody good? [ cheers and applause ] all right, in that case, let's get to the news. the new york mets are in the world series. [ cheers and applause ] which means a lot of new yorkers are going to stand in front of a mirror today and practice saying "i've always had this hat!" [ laughter ] "this isn't a brand-new hat. this is my old lucky mets hat." [ laughter ] happy birthday to hillary clinton who turned 68 today. it was the first -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah, it was the first time anyone has ever blown out the candles on a birthday cake and nobody wondered what they wished for. [ laughter ] and i bet it's not the first birthday. [ cheers and applause ] technically, hillary didn't blow out her birthday candles so much as she outlasted them. [ laughter ] "i'll wait, cake." [ laughter ] hillary clinton testified before the house committee on benghazi last week and while the testimony didn't reveal any new information, it did reveal some new looks from hillary. there's the "why

>> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: glad to hear it. in that case, let's get to the news. the first democratic debate took place last night and it featured everybody's favorite ratings grabber, an old man loudly complaining abe-

>> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night", how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear! very good to hear! in that case, let's get to the last night. but first, they had to wait for parents traveling with small children to board. [ light laughter ] open with a winner. [ laughter ] the debate was held at the reagan presidential library. library has all the great books, "the invisible man", "don quixote", "heart of darkness" and of course "the great gatsby." [ applause ] yeah! jeb bush said last night that he wants to see margaret thatcher on the $10 bill. while donald trump said, "they make a $10 bill?" [ laughter ] jeb bush admitted last night that he smoked marijuana in college. not that shocking, and based on the speed he was talking, i'm pretty sure ben carson smoked marijuana at every commercial break. [ laughter ] know, the people who say, the guy who paid a billion dollars because he had ten, he's still got 9 billion dollars left. >> seth: can you imagine, man? [ laughter ] you take another million, that's eight. [ laughter ] r

>> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] glad to hear. real quick, how many of you watched the gop debate last night? [ cheers and applause ] how many people watched the world series last night? [ cheers and applause ] what happened in both? [ laughter ] let's get to the news. the third republican debate was held last night, and rnc chairman reince priebus said he was extremely disappointed with the coverage. and he understands disappointment, because his parents named him [ laughter and applause ] the candidates from last night's debate are being criticized by some news outlets for talking about their wives in a sexist manner. even worse, carly fiorina came over after the debate and immediately told her husband, "fix my dinner, bitch!" [ laughter and applause ] [ laughter ] halloween is this weekend, and a lot of politicians are already wearing their costumes. here is bernie sanders as doc brown. [ laughter ] paul ryan is going as eddie munster. and jeb bush is going as former presidential candidate

>> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] glad to hear it. in that case, let's get to the news. after pope francis became the first pontiff to address the joint session of congress today, he went to meet with a group of homeless people. that's right.

meyers >> seth: i mean, that's great ]. >> that's what charlie rose said. >> seth: you wrote that for >> yes and he loved it. brand." >> seth: [ bleep ] pbs. so, real quick, which one do you >> seth: none of them. >> you want to think about it? >> seth: no. >> because if you turn me down, i'm taking them to someone else. >> seth: is there anyone else already? saying is, it's a deal! [ laughter ] >> seth: how long are you going to stay like that? >> i can do this all day. [ laughter ] what are you typing? the deal for the song? >> seth: i'm e-mailing security. >> that's cool. i'll just -- i'll just leave. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- from nbc's "the player," wesley snipes. star of "fresh off the boat" actor randall park. incredible appetizers with martha stewart. featuring the 8g band with stephen perkins. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to he

>> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] very happy to hear. let's get to the news. house republicans announced a sudden postponement to a vote to elect john boehner's replacement after speakership front-runner kevin mccarthy declared himself unfit for the job. though i think he just got scared of how difficult that job must be when he found out that john boehner is only 31 years-old. [ laughter ] despite claiming last week that he would have rushed the oregon shooter to save lives, dr. ben carson yesterday recounted how he was once held up at gunpoint in a popeye's chicken and told the gunman, "i believe you want the guy behind the counter." [ laughter ] so we know at least one guy who's definitely not voting for ben carson. [ laughter ] why would you tell him that? republican presidential hopeful john kasich made fun of a young woman at a campaign event this week by calling on her for a question and saying, "i'm sorry, i don't have any taylor swift tickets." then this morning, taylor swift announced

>> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night", how is everybody doing tonight?

>> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? everybody good? [ cheers and applause ] all right, in that case, let's get to the news. the new york mets are in the world series. [ cheers and applause ] which means a lot of new yorkers are going to stand in front of a

[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheeee and applause ] good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. the third republican debate took place tonight at the university of colorado at boulder, which explains why the first question was, "have you ever, like, really --" [ laughter ] " -- like, looked at your hands?" [ light laughter ] after falling behind dr. ben carson in n lls, donald trump said yesterday, "i don't like being second. second is terrible to me." "hey, believe me, third is even worse," said melania. [ laughter ] body is still young. and then he gets older for second, older still for third. he sags more." [ light laughter ] "the balls." donald trump said yesterday to supporters, "if i i se iowa, i will never speak to you people again." he added, "but if i win, i will never speak to you people again." [ laughter ] last night the world series game didn't end until nearly 1:30 in the morning for east coast viewers. isn't that crazy? usually when new yorkers are disappointe

>> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? everybody good? [ cheers and applause ] l right, in that cas let's get to the news. the new york mets are in the world series. [ cheers and applause ] which means a lot of new yorkers are going to stand in front of a mirror today and practice saying "i've always had this hat!" [ laughter ] "this isn't a brand-new hat. this is my old lucky mets hat." [ laughter ] happy birthday to hillary clinton who turned 68 today. it was the first -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah, it was the first time anyone has ever blown out the candles on a birthday cake and nobody wondered what they wished for. [ laughter ] and i bet it's not the first birthday. [ cheers and applause ] technically, hillary didn't blow out her birthday candles so much as she outlasted them. [ laughter ] "i'll wait, cake." [ laughter ] hillary clinton testified before the house committee on benghazi last week and while the testimony didn't reveal any new information, it did reveal some

[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. the third republican debate took place tonight at the university of colorado at boulder, which explains why the first question was, "have you

>> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] glad to hear it. let's get to the news. today is columbus day. it's the perfect holiday for people who like history but don't exactly know history. [ laughter ] that's right. it's columbus day, and in honor

>> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] glad to hear it. in that case, let's get to the news. lawyers for kim davis say the embattled county clerk was given a secret audience with

>> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] glad to hear. real quick, how many of you watched the gop debate last night? [ cheers and applause ] how many people watched the world series last night? [ cheers and applause ] what happened in both? [ laughter ] let's get to the news.

meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] all right. glad to hear it. let's get to the news. "duck dynasty" star willie robertson this weekend endorsed donald trump in the presidential race. that's story again, a man who owns duck calls endorsed a man who owns duck lips. [ laughter ]

>> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night", how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear! very good to hear! in that case, let's get to the news. the second gop debate was held last night. but first, they had to wait for parents traveling with small children to board. [ light laughter ]