elton john and whitney cummings are on the way. we shoot this show in the heart of hollywood, a great place to meet people of all nationalities, many visitors from near and far. i like to put my observational skills to the test. it's time to play "foreigner or not." out on hollywood boulevard, hello, cousin sal. >> sal: how you doing? >> jimmy: doing well. cousin sal will introduce me to a pedestrian, i've never seen this person before, the pedestrian is instructed not to speak so i can't tell if they have an accent. i will guess based on appearance alone if that person is a foreigner or not. right? >> sal: we've done this a hundred times, are you telling me? >> jimmy: let's meet pedeststan number one. okay, well. they like to -- there's a lot of thought that goes into trying to trick me on this. okay. hello there, sir, how you doing? >> good, how you doing today? to talk. but i'm guessing this gentleman doesn't follow rules. i'm guessing -- this looks like a man who makes his own rules to me. okay. you know what, i kind of cheated

whitney cummings, everybody. we'll be right back with elton [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank whitney cummings and apologize to matt damon we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next but first, his album " wonderful crazy night" comes out february sir elton john! [ cheers and applause ] figuring out where i went wrong the script not followed then was awfully long too much pluck too little of the acting right not acting up i wore the world upon my back though someone else could meet pick up the slack just because i could say it's my life do things my way now i'm looking up more than i look down the view's a whole lot too much of me was hidden in the shadows i looked up and felt my feet lift off the ground color a lot with a broader stroke the laughter comes as easy as the jokes nowadays i'm thinking 'bout time is wasted looking back now i'm looking up more than i look

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also tonight, very funny woman, whitney cummings is here with us. a special on hbo coming out this weekend. i would love to see whitney as the new bachelorette, wouldn't that be a fun thing? [ cheers and applause ] there isn't as much crying on "the bachelorette" as there is on "the bachelor" which makes it not as much fun. i think whitney would solve that. tonight was "bachelor" night on abc, quite an episode. "the bachelor" is like a reality show version of "the hobbit." everyone is on a mission to get the ring. and along the way many of these pilgrims become insane. much of the drama on tonight's show centered on olivia, who's the local news anchor from austin. she appears to be among the favorites to win ben's heart. some of the other women were talking about eolivia herein their back, making fun of her so jamie, another contestant, did what any good fellow bachelor contestant would do, she got hold of olivia just to make sure she heard what all the terrible things the gals were saying. >> what were they saying? >> they started like picking apar

tonight -- danny devito, comedian whitney cummings, music from the front bottoms, featuring the 8g band with josh freese. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] wonderful to hear. let's get to the news. jeb bush misspoke during a campaign event yesterday and mistakenly called president of malia. [ light laughter ] and then when he tried to say sasha's name, it came out, "i don't want to run for president anymore. [ laughter ] it's harder than i thought it would be and i don't like it." senator lindsey graham said this week that donald trump is the most unelectable republican he's seen in his lifetime. then he walked by a mirror and said, "whoops, never mind! [ laughter ] i forgot about that fellow named me." former alaska governor sarah palin yesterday endorsed republican frontrunner donald trump. let's take a look. she's clearly enjoying herself, but look at trump. he is not having a good time. [ laughter ] that's a face you make when your mom is tel

tonight, sir elton john, and comedian whitney cummings. with cleto and the cletones. and now, stay right where you [ cheers and applause ]