jimmy, jimmy, jimmy, you know what i'm going to do, jimmy? you know what i'm going to do? >> jimmy: something for me? >> they don't come out until april. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so what i'm going to do is get you a pair. these are a prototype. these aren't even out. these a prototype, man. that's how much nike loves me. this is amazing. it's amazing. >> jimmy: you don't have to do that with your sneakers. that's insane. >> amazing. i got a cross trainer. >> jimmy: do they have a name? >> the hustle hart. >> jimmy: the hustle hart? >> a cross trainer, man. [ cheers and applause ] basically, i do everything. when i go to the gym, i don't just run, man. i run, jump, cut, lift. i do it all. they wanted to make a sneaker that fit my needs. basically, when my move for hart, the big movement i put together. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm going to have people in hustle hart because you have no i work 24/7. i find an hour in the day. that's going to be a part of the movement. move a hart. that's so good. [ cheers and applause ] that's so good. >> jimmy: that was a good one. >> so good. >> jimmy

>> jimmy: yeah. >> okay. >> jimmy: there he goes. peyton manning, doing it. >> before every throw. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. i didn't realize you do that. go for it. there he is. [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. can we see that again in slow motion. [ laughter ] oh, peyton, fantastic. incredible. more with super bowl champion peyton manning after the break, everybody! discover card. hey, i heard you guys can help me with frog protection? sure, we help with fraud protection. if there are unauthorized purchases on your discover card, you're never held responsible. you are saying "frog protection"? fraud. frog. fraud! i think we're on the same page. at discover, we treat you like you'd treat you. fraud protection. get it at discover.com. cheez-it grooves are the perfect union of a cheez-it and a chip. you mean like they got married? umm... i guess... oh, it's a lab coat so... hey everyone, joe's getting married! bam bam ba bam. oh, i'm not. we take time for our cheese to mature in our crispy cheez-it grooves. rootmet

. >> jimmy: great to see you, buddy. >> great to see you, jimmy baby. >> jimmy: looking great as always, pal. >> thank you babe, thank you. >> jimmy: welcome back to new york. this is your city. >> i love this city. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. >> i love it hot, i love it cold. >> jimmy: you do. >> i love it any way. i love it sweaty. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i love it any way, baby. any way. >> oh man, it was hot. >> jimmy: it's fun, right? >> oh my god, yeah, you go what? 65, 75. >> jimmy: january. >> what? >> jimmy: exactly. >> that's crazy. >> jimmy: that's not like a a winter in new york. >> where's the snow? >> jimmy: where's the snow? where's the snow where's the snow let it snow let it snow let it snow let it snow let it snow let it snow [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's a good one. >> he's great. >> jimmy: we did -- no. >> yeah, you are. >> jimmy: you used to live here. you know how to brave the winter here in new york. >> oh, yeah. i lived. i used to sleigh ride here. sleigh ride. >> jimmy: in the city? riding? >> jimmy: yeah. >> sleigh riding. >> jimmy: in new york city?

you're ready. >> jimmy: hey, audra. >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: i got some questions >> oh, i'll see what i can do. is the video game character mario based on a real person i'm 90% sure he's based on tom selleck [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i like that answer. >> yeah. i -- i like that question. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, well, how about this one? >> all right. my eyes hurt when i move them side to side or up and down what should i do remove your eyes [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that sounds messy. >> oh, jimmy, it's real messy. >> jimmy: let's keep on truckin'. toot-toot. toot-toot. [ laughter ] where in the world is carmen sandiego she settled down with waldo in boca raton, florida [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm happy for them. >> jimmy: well, you really know your stuff, don't you? >> well, i'm not one to brag, but, yeah, yeah, i do. >> jimmy: well here's another doozy for you. >> all right. should i tell my parents i'm adopted no wait till they're older >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what would i do without you? >> i don't know, jimmy. you'd probably have a

you. [ laughter ] >> steve: damn, jimmy. >> jimmy: damn, jimmy. this one's from @scottmalinoff. he says "my hometown used taxpayer money on a toad tunnel so toads wouldn't get hit by cars on the road. not one toad has ever used it." [ laughter and applause ] a toad tunnel. >> steve: you know what we need, man? we need a toad tunnel. i'm sick of this garbage. >> jimmy: now he's got a train for toads to go through the tunnel. it's gonna cost us up to $350 million. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: makes me laugh this one's from @erinoppy. she says "the town sign says home of 937 happy people and 4 grouches. we vote on who the 4 grouches are at the annual fall festival." [ applause ] >> steve: i'm running for grouch. >> jimmy: this one's from @leslieebeth. she says "my hometown has an annual pecan festival where someone's crowned nut queen." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: really? different meaning in my hometown. >> nut queen. [ laughter ] >> steve: damn, nut queen. >> jimmy: damn, nut queen. [ laughter ] >> steve: she's a nut queen. >> jimmy: yeah, that w

> jimmy: yes! go taraji! >> thank you. >> jimmy: i was so happy for you, man. >> thank you. >> jimmy: well, well, well deserved. >> thanks. >> jimmy: and i loved that when you were going up to get your award, you were handing out cookies to people. [ light laughter ] >> i thought it was appropriate. >> jimmy: did you bring them with you? >> i did not. i thought it was like a hint that i was gonna win. 'cause you've been there a a million times. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> when have they ever had cookies? >> jimmy: yeah, they don't have cookies. >> they've never have cookies. they always have the little pastries. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so, i sat down and i was like, hmm. >> jimmy: well, pastry's not nominated. yeah. [ laughter ] >> i don't remember a character on tv named pastry. so, hmm? i thought maybe they just put giving them to -- but i love that you're just handing them out. >> then i get to leonardo, and he's like, why are you giving me cookies? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, well, i actually thin

. >> jimmy: yeah. they suspended their -- [ laughter ] >> steve: they suspended. >> jimmy: we're suspending our playing, and good luck to whoever wins. you know what, i won't be watching. >> steve: yeah. sorry. >> jimmy: i'll be doing something -- spending time with family that day. [ laughter ] over on the republican side, ted cruz made history by becoming the first hispanic to win the iowa caucus. then cruz said, "and the first canadian -- i mean, nothing." [ laughter and applause ] now, this isn't good, you guys, right here. experts are saying that the low turnout for jeb bush in iowa means that he spent almost $3,000 per vote. [ audience ohs ] man, talk about a waste of $6,000. >> steve: i know. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you know what i mean? that's -- >> steve: you're not seeing that money again. >> jimmy: of course, jeb's had a tough couple months campaigning. despite a poor showing in iowa, he was back at it yesterday in new hampshire. and if nothing else, he still >> i think the next

. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: don't worry about it. i'll always take care of you, man. >> okay, jimmy, i want you to see how it feels to be me for a a second. [ light laughter ] jimmy, i want you to stand in front of these bags, and i want you to put both hands out over the bags, one hand over each bag. don't move a muscle. >> jimmy: okay. >> don't move a muscle. 50-50 shot, one of these bags is safe, one of these is very dangerous. jimmy, which bag do you think is safe, the one with at left hand or your right? don't move. just say which. >> jimmy: i'm sweating right now. i have no idea, man. [ light laughter ] >> don't move. >> jimmy: this one here? >> this one you think is safe? >> jimmy: no, this one is safe. this one is definitely safe. >> that's safe, that's safe. >> jimmy: how do you know? [ laughter ] they act like they know. that one, i guess. >> i'm going to put this hand down by your side. >> jimmy: oh, gosh. >> that one is safe. >> jimmy: this one is safe. >> are you ready? >> jimmy: yeah. no. >> i'm just joking. [ laughter

. >> jimmy: hi, kids. >> my beautiful girls. >> jimmy: these are your -- >> my daughters. >> jimmy: because one of them looks like he's -- >> no, this is a girl. her name is -- lady. >> jimmy: hi, lady. hi, kids. >> lady and other -- other one. >> jimmy: is this your mom? what's her name? >> they just call me mommy. just stop [ bleep ]ing around and buy the damn cookies. >> jimmy: i'm sorry, kids, all right, all right. >> just pie them. >> jimmy: how many did you say ellen bought? >> jimmy: oh my god, how much is 400? >> $2,000. >> jimmy: i only have a $5,000 bill. would you cover this for me, guillermo? >> guillermo: son of a benefit. >> guillermo has your money. >> get the money! >> jimmy: take it easy. i'll see you in a minute. >> got it! >> jimmy: don't take the whole wallet. >> we might still have time to get to dr. phil, come on! >> jimmy: all right, that stunk. it's his birthday! we have to take a break. when we come back there is a vicious twitter feud happening right now between wiz khalifa and kanye west. and also to celebrate guillermo's birthday we went to great expense to build

>> jimmy: okay. >> and he fights nazis. >> jimmy: ooh. >> and everybody is noble by the end. >> jimmy: "sound of music." come on, that was a great nazi movie. nazis are running around singing songs. >> come on, colonel straser. he was not colonel straser. he ran a club in north africa. >> jimmy: oh, he ran a club. "play it again, sam." [ ding ] "casablanca." >> that's it. [ applause ] that was rough, because i didn't get fight nazis in there. >> jimmy: you only have three seconds, marty. >> my movies are long. what can i say? >> jimmy: last round, one second. we have one word to describe it. this is -- you want to do mine? >> no, you do yours. >> jimmy: all right. >> i can't see anymore. what is that? oh, okay. >> jimmy: yours is that one. ready for this? one second for this one. go. bear fight. [ buzzer ] >> "revenant." >>immy: yes! [ ding ] come on! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] i knew you'd get that one. it. all righ all right. good. you want to try it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you got one second. >> okay. you ready? rich man misses sled. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: wait, don'

jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's why you get up. that's why you wake up every morning. come on. you get to hear that. that's it. exciting. that's the love. that's a hot, hot, hot, hot new york city crowd. welcome, everyone, to "the tonight show." this is it. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. i appreciate it, everybody. i love you, too. let's get to some news here. this is what everyone is talking about. of course, it's still the iowa caucus. on monday, hillary clinton narrowly won in iowa with the final results showing that she beat bernie sanders by less and you thought bernie was mad at the 1% before. [ laughter ] [ as bernie sanders ] it's always the 1%. [ applause ] actually, hillary is facing criticism for declaring victory in iowa prematurely. yeah. the final results weren't actually announced until around 1:00 p.m. on tuesday, but she declared victory back in april of last year. [ laughter and applause ] people got a little ticked off. a little upset. >> steve: just a little bi

. >> jimmy: john travolta -- >> tremendous. >> jimmy: -- is unbelievable. >> yes. >> jimmy: he's got the -- he's got the eyebrows. >> oh, yeah, yeah. no, a tremendous production. that is the only distraction was john travolta's eyebrows. >> jimmy: yeah. 'cause it's like exactly -- >> yeah. well, and you know, don't get me wrong. it's a brilliant performance. and he's the literally the nicest guy in the world to work with. and the eyebrows look exactly like robert shapiro. >> jimmy: robert shapiro's, yeah. >> but they were big. they were jurassic. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the eyebrows, they were, you know, i believe they were on loan from the groucho marx estate. [ laughter ] and quietly died. [ laughter ] one day, during lunch, i'm pretty sure i heard one of them bark. it was scary. it was scary, ladies and gentlemen. and, look, and he -- look, i'm so happy for the success of the show. because anything that helps america to learn more about the kardashian's is all right with me. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: and that's -- and that's what it's all about, right? >> yeah. [ cheers and a

>> jimmy: no. this is actually dirty. >> yeah, this is dirty. >> jimmy: let's pretenerwe dn't do this part. >> you'll lose that. jimmy: yeah, i'll lose that in editing. yeah. giving birth to soccer ball ter -- >> did he -- did he -- pretend like he was -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, we're gonna cut that. [ laughter ] i was gonna make a joke off of cleveland steamer. i'm not gonna do it. >> jimmy: you can't -- stop staying the word. >> oh, sorry. >> jimmy: we're editing. >> okay! no steamer. jimmy: don't say it. [ laughter ] don't say that. don't say that. >> not any more. >> jimmy: i have -- >> don't start a cleveland steamers chant right now? [ laughter ] cleveland! steamers! cleveland! steamers! [ crowd chanting ] >> jimmy: stop doing that! >> and you know what you do at the end of the cheer? you go, "ugh!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, stop. sorry. what's going on? >> you want me to leave? >> jimmy: yeah. >> should i just leave? >> jimmy: i want you to leave. sorry, dude. will ferrell, everybody. [

>> yeah. >> jimmy: is that the jimmy fallon wig? >> yeah. like, we knew that you like to wear a lot of guy liner, too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i really do. >> yeah. >> jimmy: can you tell us what's happening on "the americans" this season? >> season four is -- so, now the kid knows. the oldest girl, the teenager, our daughter knows that we're spies. >> jimmy: it's a good show. >> yeah, it's a fun show. more -- it's less about crazyaction things and more about the emotional kind of human cost of, you know, family dynamics and it's really -- it's a good show. >> jimmy: well, you're knocking it out of the park and i appreciate you coming back on the show. >> thank you. thanks for having me. >> jimmy: next time i wanna talk about yoga when you come back. we love you. >> that'd be great! >> jimmy: keri russell, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] season four of "the americans" premieres march 16th at 10:00 p.m. on fx. we'll be right back with stand-up comedy from mary lynn rajskub! stick around! [electronic sound effects] brace yourself... the firs

. >> jimmy: chubby bunny. [ laughter ] >> it's harder. >> jimmy: two is good. >> two. >> jimmy: two is hard. >> chubby bunny. >> jimmy: very good. do i have to have it all the way in? >> yeah it has to be in yeah. yeah, get it in there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: chubby bunny. chubby bunny? no? >> yeah that counts. that counts. okay. chubby bunny. >> jimmy: i heard it. say it again. [ inaudible ] [ crowd chanting ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: and you get ot enjoy marshmallows. thank you. this is a fun game. i will be playing this again. [ laughter ] [ mumbles ] no. lets talk about "how to be single." basically it's people who are single. >> yep. it follows four main girls who are single in new york city and have different methods of coping with being single. >> jimmy: and great cast. leslie mann, alison brie. >> jimmy: alison brie. >> a hot bunch of hot guys who we get to kiss. >> jimmy: yeah, come on. >> a pretty good day at the office. >> jimmy: and it's you being really fun. with have a clip. here's rebel wilson and dakota johnson in "how to be single." take a look at this. >> in every male/

>> announcer: and now, here's >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy fallon. and welcome to "the tonight show" valentines day anniversary special. that seems right. tonight we'll be looking back at all the wonderful memories we shared together of the past two years. the laughter, the joy, the lip synchs. so let's light a candle, pour some wine, and snuggle up nice and close. and watch "the history of rap six" with me and justin timberlake. waiter? after the show it's the after party after the party it's the hotel lobby then after the velvet then it's probably chris and after the original it's probably this [ cheers and applause ] ll cool jay is hard as hell battle anybody i don't care who you tell i excel they all fail i'm going crack shells of us have them friends, ones we can depend on la di da di we like to party we don't cause trouble we don't bother nobody we're just some men that's on the mic and when we rock it on the mic we rock the mic right fight the power fight the power fight the power we got to fight the powers at be straight out of compton crazy

>> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: that's not him! >> jimmy: oh, yeah, it was. thank you, pencils, for being pens with commitment issues. [ laughter ] thank you, apple's command key, for looking like the off-ramp from hell. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: go around again. >> jimmy: thank you, donald trump, for picking the broncos to win the super bowl. not because they're the better team, but because you and their logo go to the same barber. [ laughter ] there you guys have it. those are my thank you notes. we'll be right back with rebel wilson! [ cheers and applause ] ahh... yeah! ahh... ahh... ah. you probably say it a million times a day. ahh... ahh! ahh... ahh! but at cigna, we want to help everyone say it once a year. say "ahh". >>ahh... cigna medical plans cover one hundred percent of your in-network annual checkup. know. ahh! and take control of your health. cigna. together, all the way. buying smartphones for the whole family is expensive. not at t-mobile for a limited time, check out our half off smartphone event. get one of our most popular smartph

jimmy: yeah.pplause ] >> feeling really good. >> jimmy: feeling real good. great crowd. >> strong. >> jimmy: feeling strong. >> feeling so strong.for doing that. >> um, i'm so -- i feel bad. let's talk about our relationship in that sketch. we live in the same town, right?er ] >> jimmy: apparently they don't know each other. >> we don't know each other? >> jimmy: but they -- look alike. >> we dress exactly the same. we have the same haircuts. >> jimmy: yeah. and we both wear tight pants. >> and why am i so threatened by you? you just want to be part of the group.'s all. i just want to wear tight pants. that's all he wants, man. he's a nice guy. >> i mean, you have pretty tight pants as well. >> but apparently it's my turf and i'm very protective. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, i saw a a little "cowbell" face when we . >> oh, really? >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i looked into your eyes -- >> oh. >> i looked into your eyes. >> yeah, i don't know what that face is.'cause you are th

jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh. oh. oh. i feel the love! [ cheers and applause ] i feel the love. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. you made it. you're here. this is it. [ cheers and applause ] you're in from the rain. what a hot crowd. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: oh, i love it. oh, welcome. [ cheers ] it's a great show tonight. thank you very much. here's what people are talking about. caucus in nevada. and donald trump scored a big victory, bringing him one step closer to the republican nomination. yep. the trump presidency is getting very real right now. [ cheers ] it's getting so real, mexico is starting to think a wall is a a pretty great idea. [ laughter and applause ] they're like, "just put it up. we'll pay for it. i don't want anything to do with -- i don't want anything to do with it. we want to be on this side of it." that's right, donald trump won his third state last night. in fact, he got more votes than marco rubio and ted cruz combined. [ audience oohs ] it was so bad, afterwards, rubio and cruz st

. >> jimmy: me? >> yes. >> jimmy: no. >> it's so supportive. >> jimmy: no, no, no. [ cheers and applause ] >> it's so nice. yes. so thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i got to be -- >> or do they make you go? >> jimmy: i didn't really -- i didn't really go. no, i didn't really go. no, i never saw. >> that's hilarious. >> jimmy: but i heard you were -- no, i'm just kidding. no, i came back and said hi. >> i know you did. i was like, wait. >> jimmy: i don't want to bother anybody when i go to see anyone after the shows. but i came out and i just wanted to say -- >> no, it means so much. >> jimmy: oh, it was amazing. everybody was great in that cast. i just -- i am. you know i'm a fan. i want to show everyone a clip. here's katie holmes in "touched with fire." check it out. >> i'm just tryingo figure like myself anymore, even when i go off the medication, i don't feel like myself. >> okay. you know what, honey, i think we need to get dad. >> i'm sorry. i shouldn't have yelled. i won't yell aga

and now, most of all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. i'm so happy that you dressed. groundhog day. happy groundhog day. punxsutawney phil did not see his shadow this morning, which means one of two things. either spring will come early this year or punxsutawney phil is a vampire. [ laughter ] this is the big announcement. it was made very early this morning from a place called gobbler's knob. >> is this weather more than a trend? perchance this winter has come to an end. there is no shadow to be cast! an early spring is my forecast! >> what the hell is wrong with you people? [ bleep ]. get your finger out of my -- >> jimmy: well, since 1988 punxsutawney phil has been right 13 times, been wrong 15 times. it's almost as if this whole thing is meaningless. [ laughter ] you know, we have a great show george clooney is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] his new movie directed by the coen brothers is called "hail caesar." and also another handsome gentleman dave salmoni with his wild animal friend