>>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- channing tatum, from "american crime" regina king, long island medium teresa caputo. and music from kopecky, kimmel!

>>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, sacha baron cohen, zendaya, and music from mana.

>>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jason sudeikis, lionel richie, "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music from sir elton john, with cleto and the cletones. and now, you'd better believe [ cheers and applause ]

. >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- george clooney. plus dave salmoni and animals. with cleto and the cletones. and now, most of all, here's

jimmy kimmel live is next. >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, kerry washington, nikolaj coster-waldau, "this week in unnecessary censorship" and music from jason derulo with cleto and the cletones. and now, nobody move, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to the show, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for coming. very nice. that's very nice. somebody in the audience was doing a cheerleader move, which i appreciated. you never lose that, do you. oh, boy. i'm glad you're here. especially after what a mess it was last night. last night, those of you here know, last night the unthinkable happened. it rained. water came down. onto us. some of it got on my body. which was scary. when it rains in l.a. we don't know what too do with ourselves. it isn't a joke. i went to dinner after the show. first of all i forgot my phone. i left my phone at home require went to dinner from work. so i had no idea where i was going. even though the restaurant i was going to, i've been there probably five times. but i now rely so much

>>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, kate winslet. from "madoff," richard dreyfuss. and music from old dominion. with cleto and the cletones. and now in all probability, [ cheers and applause ]

>>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight - aaron paul. from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom. and it's mash-up monday with music from kceelo & the sunshine

kimmel and this is mr. guillermo. we are the homework helper guys help to help you with your homework every week at this time. thanks for tuning in. video chat. hello, what is your name? >> my name's anderson. i live in winfield, illinois. >> jimmy: what can we help you with today? what subjects are you having trouble with? >> i have some math problems for you. >> jimmy: okay, good, that's where i really shine. let me go to the chalkboard. >> okay. so a musician's hair was originally three inches long. >> jimmy: all right, three inches long. >> okay. okay, she asked her hairdresser to cut five-sixths of it off. >> jimmy: five-sixths. no, that's 5 multiplied by 6. 5/6 would be a fraction. draw a line right there. there you go, okay. okay. all right. keep going. >> okay. how many inches did she have cut off? >> jimmy: we got did figure out how much hair she cut off? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how does she look, >> she looks like a -- a bit different now. >> jimmy: how many inches do you think she cut off? >> well, that's the an

jimmy kimmel. jimmy kimmel. good night >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, kate winslet. from "madoff," richard dreyfuss. and music from old dominion. with cleto and the cletones. and now in all probability, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight - aaron paul. from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom. and it's mash-up monday with music from kceelo & the sunshine band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, nice and easy, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. i hope you had a good weekend. i tell you something, i had a weird thin happen to me last night. i was on the phone, which is weird for me to start. i don't talk on the phone much. pacing around the kitchen. when i'm on the phone i pace habit trail. i pace and i eat. it. i ate a banana, ate peanut butter, got another banana, put peanut but over that. i spotted mints on the counter. i shook one out and ate it. put a few in my mouth. it tasted not so great. i looked at the contner, they chewable bonene, the sea sickness medication. i ate like six of them. i ate so many i could go on a teacup ride on the high seas and i wouldn't feel a thing. it's a good lesson, look at things before you eat them. speaking of nause

. >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- kelly ripa - from "how to get away with murder," billy brown - mean tweets movie edition -- and featuring chance the rapper. with cleto and the cletones -- and now, no kidding, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. that's very kind of you. we have a good show for you tonight. kelly ripa is on the show with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i'll tell you something, thinking about this today, if there was a show of celebrity chicken fights kelly ripa is the famous person i would most want on my back for that show. i really would. here's something for those of you who are single and looking tinder, the dating/sex delivery service, just released a list of the most right-swiped jobs for men and women. on tinder if you swipe right it attractive. so if you're looking for a fake job to go with your fake profile photo this could be very useful. let's go through the occupations and i will explain. i'll give

kimmel live!" tonight -- george clooney. plus dave salmoni and animals. with cleto and the cletones. and now, most of all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ellen pompeo, from "the walking dead", norman reedus, and music from yo gotti featuring travis barker, and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks for joining us. i'm glad i'm here. this may sound a little bit odd but i'm starting to think my house is trying to get rid of me. i mentioned last night on the show on, monday night i accidentally ate a handful of sea sick medication because i thought they were breath mints. i have no idea where they came from. last night about 2:00 in the morning. i'm in bed and i think i hear a chirping sound. my wife who wakes up any sound. every time i let out even half a snore, she wakes up. she's sound asleep. so i assume i'm dreaming. then i hear it again. i lay my head back down. then again i hear it. this happens again and again once every five minutes. really, i don't know how much. it could have been 20 minutes, it's possible i was there for days. i don't know. i was half asleep. finally i get up to investiga

leon: jimmy kimmel live is next. alison: have a good n >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- channing tatum from "american crime" regina king, long island medium teresa caputo. and music from kopeckynd the cletones and now, no kidding, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

and now, you'd better believe it, here's jimmy kimmel!

here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i was not expecting this. thank you. i'm jimmy. thanks for watching. thanks for staying up. i know it's late for a sunday night, but welcome to our 11th annual "after the oscars" special. the statues have been handed out. the speeches have been spoken. and once again, i was not invited to any of the afterparties. so here we are together. [ cheers and applause ] making the best of it. it was a night of controversy. it was a night of awareness. it was a night of a lot of uncomfortable famous white people trying to make sure they clapped when the cameras were on them. [ laughter ] as you know, there were no black nominees in the acting categories. tonight's oscar hopefuls were whiter than the line to buy t-shirts at a michael bolton concert. [ laughter ] the only way a black or a hispanic or asian actor was going to win an oscar tonight was if they let steve harvey announce the winner. and that didn't happen. [ laughter ] [ ch

good night. >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jason sudeikis, lionel richie, "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music from sir elton john, with cleto and the cletones. and now, you'd better believe it, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

jimmy kimmel is next. we'll see you back here tomorrow. >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight - aaron paul. from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom. and it's mash-up monday with music from kceelo & the sunshine band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, nice and easy, here's jimmy kimmel!

54 >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight - aaron paul. from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom. and it's mash-up monday with music from kceelo & the sunshine with cleto and the cletones. and now, nice and easy, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i hope you had a good weekend. i tell you something, i had a weird thing happen to me last night. i was on the phone, which is weird for me to start. i don't talk on the phone much. pacing around the kitchen. when i'm on the phone i pace like a rat in some kind of a habit trail.