[cat meows] [meowing] huh? major, i asked you: did you have anything more important to do? well, no, sir. i'll-- i'll be right there, sir. [smacking] oh, what a way to go. if you're ready, major. bye, buddy. [ ] [thud] [yelling] hey, wait a minute! whoa! ah, whoa! ahh! jeannie, jeannie! let me off this thing, will ya? jeannie! [screaming] jeannie! do something! [growls] lady, would you mind not pinching the oranges. but, how else can i tell whether they are ripe? you buy them, and then you pinch them. in atlantis, we always pinch them. look, lady, this ain't georgia. please keep your hands off the fruit. how much are they? twenty-nine cents a pound. twenty-nine cents--? why, that is robbery! in atlantis, the oranges are 10 times the size of these, and we only charge three teklas. look, lady. i'm not running a debating society. if you're not gonna buy anything, please move on. oh, no wonder you are so bad tempered. you are ashamed of the poor merchandise you have to sell. i will give you something you can be proud of. ah. now, here is a real orange. you may pinch this if you

michelle meow. welcome. welcome to the first show of the year, and the first show of our newly expanded schedule. that's right, the michelle meow show is on every sunday night at 9:30 after abc 7 news. i'm michelle meow, your host, and the michelle meow show is your a-z covering the lgbt, lmnop, and everyone in between show. hopefully here on the show we can accept one another for our differences and our similarities. we have a great show for you tonight; two incredible guests. one is a historian, a scholar, and a professor, lillian faderman, who will be here to talk about her new comprehensive lgbt history book. and kerry eleveld, who was the white house

michelle meow. here's michelle meow. welcome. thank you so much for joining us tonight, or i should say joining me. i'm michelle meow, your host, and as i've said before, this show is you're a-z covering the lgbt, lmnop, and everyone in between show. i truly, truly believe that with a discussion we have hopes that we'll all be able to accept each other for our similarities and our differences, which is why tonight we have an explosive interview, an interesting interview, i should say. it's mat staver of the liberty counsel, who is the lawyer, the attorney, for kim davis, and for those who don't remember, kim davis is from rowan county. she's the county clerk who went to jail refusing to

michelle meow. welcome. thank you so much for joining me. i'm michelle meow, your host. this show is your a-z covering the lgbt, lmnop, and everyone in between show. february is a special month in which it is african-american history month, and it also cognizes love with valentine's day. so, tonight we'll feature a story about love, a mother's love, and also will feature an interview with the stars of "mighty real: a fabulous sylvester musical", but before we get to our interviews let's share some inspirational quotes from lgbt leaders. the first one is from jason collins. jason collins is the first out gay nba player,

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but what about meow? you may think she's teaching her dog to be bilingual. first he barks, that's wrong, the owner directs the dog to say meow, the dog has got to be so confused, why are you making me do that? remember the bucs player, he said his dog spoke spanish. you would like to see that one, right? >> and tomorrow, a cat that barks. finally, a 110th birthday calls for a big celebration when you've been alive that long. you feel like doing, that includes a live tv interview. >> are you excited for your party? >> not one bit. are. >> it's great! >> this is flossy stick dickey. fox reporter learned she was a woman of few words. what is flossy's secret to live so long? she says she doesn't fight it, she just lives it. she does not care. >> her favorite show must be on the tv somewhere. she's glued to that thing. coming up in sports, chase sweeping (cell phone rings) where are you? well the squirrels are back in the attic. mom? your dad won't call an exterminator... can i call you back, mom? he says it's personal this time... if you're a mom, you call at th

[cat meows] [meow] [roar] aah! aah! ohh! ah! ah! ohh! [crack] this is houston's fifth ward. it accounts for a large percent of the city's growing homicide rate, due to gang violence and a bustling narcotics trade. although in the last 48 hours, there have been 3 distinctive murders in the ward. distinctive? 3 men, 3 different socioeconomic groups, all killed on the street with theirecks snapped. there appears to be no other injury, or motive. ahem. the ward's detectives are inundated with homicides. gang violence is a big problem. shootings, armed robberies, it's an everyday occurrence, but this type of street attack is new to them. could it be gang related, maybe some new type of initiation te? the gangs in the ward use guns. in fact, no known gangs exhibit this type of m.o. what about dope? these guys come up with pretty freaky ways of killing the competition to get their message out. yeah, but there just doesn't seem to be any connection between the victims and the drug world. homeless man, a construction worker... security guard. just 3 dead men and no witnesses. we're l

meow! hot dog. last time i saw you, man, you was decked out in guardhouse green. and, lord, look at you now. oh, don't let these rocks and rags fool you, james. they don't fool me. sam, this is my wife -- florida. she shines shoes at marshall field's. as the good book says, "a good wife is the peculiar gift of heaven." mm-hmm. ain't that nice the way he puts that, baby? ahh, honest james married. i'll be damned. in due time. uh, sam, i want you to meet my youngest son, michael. hello, michael. i suppose you know me pretty well, son. well, enough not to shoot craps with you. how did you ever get to be a reverend? well, michael, i simply got the calling. you know, sister florida, i turned away from a life of sin and took the vows to do god's work. hmm, i see none of them vows included poverty. well, sister, he who toils in god's garden shares the abundant harvest. how much of that harvest did you share with the black community? michael, go to your room. but, daddy, this is my room. remember me? i'm the little fella who sleeps on the couch. okay, little fella, then t

michelle meow. welcome. thank you so much for joining me tonight. i am so excited about tonight's show. we have great interviews, touching on two cases of discriminaon that impact the lesbian community. so, we have interviews with ellen page and julianne moore about their new film, "freeheld". and we also have a new interview with terry mutchler, who is a former ap bureau chief who had a secret relationship with a state senator in the early '90s. so, yeah, we have a great show. before we get into the show, though, i think that it's really important for us to go back and address the pope's visit. pope francis, that is. he had such a great impact on, not just lgbt catholics, but i think,

. >> meow! meow! >> and as you can see, tammy quickly grabs the kitten. and there you can see her holding the kitten in her arms. and all's well that ends well. >>> i've never in my life wanted to celebrate groundhog day like i do right this minute. because yo-yo max 12 on youtube put together a delicious recipe of groundhog day pudding cups. >> i love pudding cups. honestly i used to eat these things like they were potato they're used crushed-up oreos to mimic the dirt on top of the pudding. >> another favorite. milanos and oreos together, at last! >> and those milano cookies are what you're going to use for the groundhog. icing for the eyeballs, chips for the cheeks, for the teeth you just cut up some almonds. and then you put it all together -- and voila! little groundhog coming out to look at the sun. >> my mouth is honestly watering. >> one of the best action sports commentators is back. claudio, and this time around he's going to partake in downhill ice skating. >> we speculate what the ice looks like, what it must be feeling like. he's confirming a

i'm talkative, loving and outgoing; if you stop petting me before i'm done i'll meow to remind you to keep going. i've got long whiskers and big orange eyes that match my coat. all of your friends will be jealous of your handsome new cat! if you're looking for a special date for this valentine's day, look no further than me! garfield weighs 14 lbs, and is neutered, vaccinated, microchipped and combo tested. visit garfield at the roanoke valley spca today between noon and 6 pm. fyi - the shelter will be closed to the public on monday, february 15th in honor of president's day but tuesday. hi, i'm garfield! i'm not as big as my namesake, but i'll happily eat lasagna with you! i'm talkative, loving and outgoing; if you stop petting me before i'm done i'll meow to remind you to keep going. i've got long whiskers and big orange eyes that match my coat. all of your friends will be jealous of your handsome new cat! if you're looking for a special date for this valentine's day, look no further than me! garfield weighs 14 lbs, and is neutered, vaccinated, microchipped and combo tested. visit g

. >> it is cats meow, or is that dave meowing. he is enjoying it a little too much. >> i think it moved, seinfeld. >> by the way, karen is here, to kind of promote the fact that we're all on saturday and sunday mornings on "good day philadelphia". starting at 7:00 o'clock. 7:00 to 9:00. >> you guys are such a big part of the show. we have a whole cast. the big news is you have been asking for it time and again. i see you tweet it, facebook it, can you go on earlier and stay on longer because weekday show, cats meow is earlier. >> so we will go from 7:00 to 9:00. easier both days saturday and sunday. it will be all of us, the whole gang saturday and sunday. >> we will see you tomorrow morning and sunday, super bowl sunday. we saw this video of an orangutan pick ing out which team will win, right. >> yes. >> he is in the cage and it pick the panthers. it jumped on this helmet there. so we have our own situation here in the studio. there they are. >> yes. >> line up here. >> there you go. we have a tortoise. >> is what your young man

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meow, meow. [laughter] look, you know why i did this movie? it's a kid's movie. it's called "nine lives." i'm a man turned into a cat. that's right. fletcher comes to life. i'm not a cap person. i'm a dog person. as i tried to convince them to make me an adorable dog, it was a cat film. one hopes this will be a film kids will enjoy. charlie: we have been talking about a range of things. not studio head. why are you doing that? a secret desire to be a mogul? kevin: well, i'm hoping for a big yacht. [laughter] i can talk specifics. there's a lot of stuff going on. lawyers. i have nothing to do with that. there's a lot to be sorted out. back in a moment. stay with us. ♪ charlie: maria konnikova is here. she writes about psychology and culture. she has been called one of the truly gifted social science writers of our time. her new book is called "the confidence game: why we fall for it every time." it explores the minds and methods of con artists and these reince of gullibility and i'm pleased to have her at this table. we should tell them, shouldn't we? this young

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. -- the meows for help. since then, neighbors say that the cat has been saved from the drain. by its owners. joe -- by its owners. jo i always wonder if i was willing to do thatel:. -- joel: i always wonder if i am will do that. steve: her son shot dead during a police foot chase this afternoon. from eyewitness accounts to the fbi investigation. tisha: the shooting coming on the same day the city was going to discuss holies body cameras -- police body cameras. steve: and the admission from this womansteve: after diane about the puppies>> raleigh, north carolina is not going to get away with this. my lawyers already here. >> our thoughts and our prayers go to out to all involved. i ask everyone to please be patient while the follow-up investigations are being conducted. steve: emotions running high in raleigh. k-1 -- a mother is outraged. her son instead. the police chief -- her son is dead. the police chief asking for calm. tisha: 24-year-old akil jenkins -- akil denkins was shot and killed. window that he was wanted on a officer on a foot chase. steve: gunshots fired near the

phil: do you stand in your yard and meow like a cat to get under your skin? >> never. meow. >> you just did. >> i wrote in to get help. >> you have some serious problems goes on. >> announcer: turns into a war. >> they set a mortar shell under the swing set and tried to blow it up. >> that's not true. >> put her on the lie detector test. >> i want you to do one, too. the machine is going to blow up. >> dr. phil: let's do it! >> have a good show, everybody. >> dr. phil: this is a safe place to talk about hard things.

meow, meow. [laughter] look, you know why i did this movie? it's a kid's movie. it's called "nine lives." cat. man turned into a that's right. fletcher comes to life. a cap person. i'm a dog person. as i tried to convince them to make me an adorable dog, it was a cat film. this will be a film kids will enjoy. been talkingave about a range of things. not studio head. why are you doing that? a secret desire to be a mogul? kevin: well, i'm hoping for a big yacht. [laughter] specifics. there's a lot of stuff going on. lawyers. i have nothing to do with that. there's a lot to be sorted out. abstract, thethe idea of being able to help people tell their stories, what for 12at the old vic years, to find filmmakers who have stories that are character driven dramas that have great characters that are important in a time when the studios have abandoned those kinds of films within a certain budget. there has always been an appeal to me about trying to help people make their dreams come true. charlie: well said. it is great to have you here. back in a moment. stay with us. â™

row after row. (( meow )) ((denise valdez)) this little guy has no idea the odds are against him. chances are fifty fifty -- he'll leave here alive. (( dogs in cages? )) ((denise valdez)) that is the daily dilemma for the animal foundation. last year it accepted 28- thousand 271 cats and dogs. its euthanasia rate -- nearly 20 percent of dogs die. its worse for cats -- 54 percent. (( christine robinson: there's somewhere between 800 to 1k animals on site on any given day. )) ((denise valdez)) under pressure from groups like bryce henderson's no kill las vegas ((bryce henderson: they're still killing 26 animals every day. )) ((denise valdez)) the foundation's executive director christine robinson rolled out an ambitious plan to become a no kill shelter by the end of 2020. ((christine robinson: we need to fully implement the 8 programs that we have identified that ((denise valdez)) beyond spay and neuter -- its increasing foster homes -- offering adoption discounts -- stronger marketing -- and transferring more pets to rescue groups. (( dogs barking at diana's house)) ((denise valdez

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[cat meows] hello, kitty. [cat meows] here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. dennis, don't chase that cat. is that your cat, mr. wilson? no, mrs. wilson's taking care of her for a friend who's out of town. boy, this sure is a swell rope. dennis, don't touch that rope. when you're through with it, can i have it for my swing? no. get away from that rope, dennis. i--oh, heavens. i'm coming right down. dennis, i don't even want you close to this thing. why, that bucket is very heavy and it has to be lowered with extreme caution. did you get all that dirt out of your room, mr. wilson? the dirt came from the window box. it had to be changed because it's turned sour. jeepers, why don't you put some sugar in it? you don't put sugar in it, dennis. you replace it with clean dirt. clean dirt? jeepers, mr. wilson, all we got around here is dirty dirt. for heaven sakes. now, look, dennis, you stand right back here. that's it. so i can lower the bucket to the ground. do you want me to go up and ride down with the bucket, mr. wilson? no. look, you stay right back there, now,

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cage after cage. (( meow )) ((denise valdez)) this little guy has no idea the odds are against him. chances are fifty fifty -- he'll leave here alive. (( dogs in cages? )) ((denise valdez)) that is the daily dilemma for the animal foundation. last year it accepted 28- thousand 271 cats and dogs. its euthanasia rate -- nearly 20 percent of dogs die. its worse for cats -- 54 percent. (( christine robinson: there's somewhere between 800 to 1k animals on site on any given day. )) ((denise valdez)) under pressure from groups like bryce henderson's no kill las vegas ((bryce henderson: they're still killing 26 animals every day. )) ((denise valdez)) the foundation's executive director ambitious plan to become a no kill shelter by the end of 2020. ((christine robinson: we need to fully implement the 8 programs that we have identified that happen.)) ((denise valdez)) beyond spay and neuter -- its increasing foster homes -- offering adoption discounts -- stronger marketing -- and transferring more pets to rescue groups. (( dogs barking at diana's house)) ((denise valdez)) nearly 70 rescues wo

"its the cats meow awards. celebrating the irresitable moments that bring cats and humans together" the cat's meow awards is the most most anticipated night of doctor feinberg and kitty perry's year. the big winners of the night were. fritz from michigan won best cat napper. tux from new york took home the award for 'best kitty hijinks' for his antics with the tissue box. and for sports. panda from arizona won this years best cat- hlete award. i tell you doctor feinberg and kitty perry throw one heck of an awards party. it's so ridiculous, away. why this penguin is getting in his steps on a now heres a look at when you get one gig internet from centurylink and prism tv and they're both delivered on a super-fast fiber network directly to your home, it's amazing. it is amazing, but do you think his delivery was a little flat on that one? just -- yeah. um, paul, i think it's a little bit more like, "it's amazing!" oh, wow. oh, mom, that was really good. thank you. wow. [ sighs ] feel like a hollywood insider... ok

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[meow] meet one today. visit theshelterpetproject.org. adopt. >> be careful this morning. it's so slick out there. we just had enough slush and ice even though temperatures rising above freezing you're seeing in spots, secondary roads for sure. this is the tacony section, state road at princeton avenue. a lot of slush and ice especially in the turn lanes and sidewalks in some cases completely covered as well. we're switching to the flourtown area. 309 approaching paper mill road. we have a single vehicle accident off to the shoulder. you can see the flashing lights right here. traffic is getting by but just another reason to be careful and in addition to all of that we've got some low clouds reducing visibility so that's not helping us either. on the pennsylvania turnpike we had an accident that cleared eastbound near willow grove. in king of prussia we have an accident on the schuylkill expressway. vehicle facing sideways and that one is causing problems as well. we see some of the flashing lights kind of in the distance here. traffic getting by but the accident itself wa

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meow. [ theme song ] [ applause ] >> thank you. all right. that's very nice of you. i tell you, that-that's very nice of you, but you set off the metal detector. would you-- would you remove your keys, and try it again, please? [ laughter ] you're in a wonderful mood, tonight. >> yeah. >> i thank you, for coming. [ applause ] lemme tell you, you can never tell, when you do this show, what kind of an audience you're gonna have. last night, we had what i would call a mean audience. during the monologue-- right in the middle of the monologue, a guy in a commando outfit stood up and said, "it's a go. take him down!" [ laughter ] isn't this a gorgeous day, today? [ applause ] the sun has been out, two days in a row. [ laughter ] [ applause ] california governor deukmejian went on television, today, and told everybody that it happened [ laughter ] did you read about fernando valenzuela? lot of ball players-- i guess an arbitration. pitcher for the l.a. dodgers, fernando valenzuela, just signed a contract for multi-millions of dollars-- over a million dollars a year-- with