listening to seth meyers on the regular. >> seth: well, there you go. i'll have to get tapes of you to repay the favor. um, so this is so exciting, that "scandal's" coming back. because you guys take a hiatus. >> yes. >> seth: and when you take a hiatus, you have a very loyal fan base. >> yes. they're aggressively, awesomely, passionate. >> seth: and do they get angry with you, when you guys take one of your hiatuses? >> oh, it's horrible. it's like -- it's like we were dating, like we were really serious, we live tweet with them, we're like, calling them, like, every thursday night we talk. and then the show like, goes off the air and then we like, totally ghost them. >> seth: yeah. >> it's like, it's like, sorry. but tomorrow night we're hopefully, you know, i'm gonna, i'm gonna tweet, we're going to be back to the dating scene? >> seth: do you guys, a lot of you live tweet, during the show. >> yeah, we all live tweet. every episode for five years. >> seth: that's amazing. >> i have to warm up my thumbs, like, right now. they're super out of shape, yo

of this show from me. >> i made you, seth meyers. don't you remember cupcake and milk? >> seth: apologies, everyone. cupcake and milk was our two person improv show that we used to do in chicago. i was milk -- [ laughter ] >> the chicago sun times called it a must miss. >> seth: cupcake, i'm sorry, but you have to go. i am very busy right now. i am so sorry, everyone. >> yes, so sorry, everyone. we are very busy. we're on official business. official business. >> you need me, albino ben stiller. [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: i have moved on and my name is seth. >> don't get me wrong weak ass update. >> seth: seth. >> you're good, you can tell a joke. but good isn't good enough. not for "late night with cupcake and seth." [ light laughter ] >> seth: gene, why do you keep moving in on her? >> she said she's my new boss, seth. >> seth: she's no one's boss! [ laughter ] >> look, i didn't come here empty handed. i brought you something to prove i still got it when it comes to comedy. >> what did you bring cupcake? >> a sound effect. t

[ cheers and applause ] i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. let's get to the news. the new hampshire primary was last night, and i guess i'm not surprised as the state whose motto is "live free or die," voted heavily for "live free and die." [ laughter ] bernie sanders beat new hampshire and nearly every voter demographic including older white voters, younger white voters, and that's all they have in new hampshire. [ laughter and applause ] following his victory in new hampshire, bernie sanders has become the first jewish candidate in u.s. history to win a primary. afterwards, bernie held a press conference where he answered questions with a question. [ laughter ] he might not like it, but there's a lot of jewish people [ laughter ] according to google, ben carson was the least searched for republican candidate during yesterday's new hampshire's primary, mostly because he's standing right where we left him. [ laughter and applause ] he's there. you don't have to search for him. h

[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everyone. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. town hall, hillary clinton told voters, "i never thought i'd be standing on a stage here asking for people to vote for me for president." because she thought she'd already be done being president by now. [ laughter ] a little later than i thought. jeb bush asked the audience at an event this week to "please clap" after they did not applaud some of his remarks. check it out. [ laughter ] >> i think the next president needs to be a lot quieter, but send a signal that we're prepared to act in the national security interests of this country, to get back in the business of creating a more peaceful world. please clap. [ laughter ] >> seth: dude, please, please don't, jeb. jeb, buddy, if you can't get people to clap at the end of your speech, it's over, pal. [ laughter ] this is a america. people clap when a waiter drops a plate. [ laughter ] they clap at the end of movies. they clap when their plane lands. [ light la

>> seth: good evening, everybody, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doin' tonight? [ cheers and applause ] very good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. the east coast is bracing for a

meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody.

ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening, everybody, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doin' tonight? [ cheers and applause ] very good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. the east coast is bracing for a winter storm that could dump as much as 2 feet of snow in some places. or as one local meteorologist put it -- >> winter is coming. [ laughter ] >> seth: that guy's such a bummer. [ laughter ] due to this weekend's expected snowfall, experts are predicting a spike in usage of the dating app, tinder. but remember, in either case, you rarely end up getting as many inches as you anticipated. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

>> seth: good evening, everybody, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doin' tonight? [ cheers and applause ] very good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. the east coast is bracing for a winter storm that could dump as much as 2 feet of snow in some places. or a aone local meteorologist put it - - >> winter is coming.

>> seth: good evening, everybody, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doin' tonight?

and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening, meyers. this is "late night."

>> seth: good evening, everybody, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doin' tonight? [ cheers and applause ] very good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. the east coast is bracing for a winter storm that could dump as much as 2 feet of snow in some places. or as one local meteorologist put it -- [ laughter ] >> seth: that guy's such a bummer. [ laughter ] due to this weekend's expected snowfall, experts are predicting a spike in usage of the dating app, tinder. but remember, in either case, you rarely end up getting as many inches as you anticipated. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] keep in mind. donald trump this week questioned how ted cruz could forget both that he was canadian citizen by birth and that he once accepted a $1 million loan from goldman sachs. i don't know. probably the same way someone could forget that they once supported gay marriage, universal health care, a wealth tax, private sector union, an assault weapons ban and hillary clinton, so -- [ cheers and applause ] people be forgettin' things. donald tr

>> seth: good evening, everybody, i'm seth meyers.

ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers!pplause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doin' tonight? [ cheers and applause ]ic, let's get to the news.

[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ]ear. in that case, let's get to the news. president obama today announce prison at guantanamo bay. it's a pretty simple plan,

ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] very good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. donald trump admitted during an interview yesterday that in some ways he is very similar to bernie sanders. "yes," said one observer. "they're both in my way!" [ laughter ] during last night's republican town hall, ted cruz confirmed that he sometimes calls his wife and sings to her, to which his wife always replies, "oh, no, i'm entering a tunnel." [ laughter ] ben carson said during last night's town hall that he shoots pool to relax. because based on his energy level, i would have guessed heroin. [ laughter ] pope francis suggested today that donald trump is not a christian because he wants to build a wall with mexico. yeah, what kind of christian would build a wall to keep people out? [ laughter ] forgot about that one. donald trump responded to criticism from pope francis today and said the pontiff will wish trump was president if, and when, the vatican is attacked by is

nd applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?pplause ] fantastic to hear. let's get to the news. the new hampshire primary was today and in dixville notch, thewn to complete voting, republican candidate john kasich