don't fall for directv. xfinity lets you download your shows from anywhere. i used to like that song. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back. my guest tonight a senior political writer for buzzfeed news and the author of "the wilderness." please welcome mckay coppins. ( applause ) welcome to the show. >> thank you. >> trevor: this is so good to have you here. although, i don't know if it's that good. i read reviews about your writing. and this is what i've read. you've been called a slimebag reporter. you've been called a slimebag reporter. a scumbag loser. some of your reviews, they call you true garbage with no credibility. and that was from donald trump. ( laughter ). >> donald trump, very timely reviewed the book. we put those quotes our amazon page, actually. >> trevor: i feel like that the push saleses. >> yeah, no, i wear it as a badge of honor. >> trevor: how did you get to that point with donald trump? crump barely acknowledges anybody. for him to go after you personally, what did you do? >> through a series of kind of freak accidents i ende

don't fall for directv. xfinity lets you download your shows from anywhere. i used to like that song. ( cheers and applause ). >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." for the past few weeks, "the daily show" has hosted an online bracket tournament where you voted on what person, issue, or thing makes you the maddest. the results are now in, and roy wood, jr. and hasan minhaj are here to announce the winner. ( applause ). >> oh, it's finally here, the moment we've been waiting for. >> roy, tonight is so special we went out and bought tuxiedoze, baby. >> i rented mine. but before we crown our champion, let's take a quick look at what happened in the final four. >> on one side we had traffic up against trump supporters. not really much different when you think about it. either way it's a lot of angry people yelling stuff. >> get out of my way! >> get out of my country! >> same sentiment, different accent. it wasn't close, trump supporters crushed traffic 88% to 12. ( cheers and applause ) >> i mean, that makes sense. traffic has been around for what, like,

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the chrome casts and netflix or our infrastructure competitors of directv and dish? >> host: i'll let you define that. >> guest: okay, because there is one -- if i have a grave concern about the internet, it's that the network neutrality that the open internet order created didn't do its job. it really does not address the entire network. and i think many consumers have been fooled into thinking that network neutrality applies to the whole network, and it does not. when you think about the internet, there are two gates to the internet. i'm one of them. i'm an isp. people come to me to reach the internet. at the other end of the internet is another gate, and that's the gate that lets content on to the internet. and it's that gateway that's controlled by the so-called virtuous edge providers. and those are people like netflix, viacom, cbs, google and so forth, all those edge providers. my gate is regulated by the open internet or by network neutrality. the gate that's controlled by the network -- by the edge providers is totally unregulated. they are free to block, thr

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but directv has been number one in customer satisfaction (son) pa, i know we settle for cable... over cable for 15 years. (father) how 'bout over 15 satisfying years with that woman over there boiling your clothes. her layers and layers of...layers. hair that i've rarely seen because it's always under that bonnet. and how she fought off that grizzly and made him into these slippers. that's satisfaction son. (vo) don't be a settler, get a $100 reward card when you switch to directv. >> mike: after being tied at halftime the warriors have absolutely exploded from the three-point line. 10-16 in the second half. without the mvp steph curry. klay thompson and draymond green absolutely lighting it up. harrison barnes getting in the action. look at all these passes right on target. great passes lead to great shot attempts. and mark, i'm doing my three slide like the warriors do. they put it on them in the second half. >> mark: 34 assists for golden state. now they have got 19 threes. just one shy of tying the record. one of the teams that had the record was the dallas mavericks nba champions

but directv has been number one in customer satisfaction over cable for 15 years. (father) how 'bout over 15 satisfying years with that woman over there boiling your clothes. her layers and layers of...layers. hair that i've rarely seen because it's always under that bonnet. and how she fought off that grizzly and made him into these slippers. that's satisfaction son. (vo) don't be a settler, get a $100 reward card when you switch to directv. >> mike: after being tied at halftime the warriors have absolutely exploded from the three-point line. 10-16 in the second half. without the mvp steph curry. klay thompson and draymond green absolutely lighting it up. look at all these passes right on target. great passes lead to great shot attempts. and mark, i'm doing my three slide like the warriors do. they put it on them in the second half. >> mark: 34 assists for golden state. now they have got 19 threes. just one shy of tying the record. one of the teams that had the record was the dallas mavericks nba championship team in 2011. jason terry had 9 of their 23's in that g

(vo) don't be a settler, get a $100 reward card when you switch to directv. this is violet. she's been waiting for this moment for awhile. a moment other kids wouldn't think twice about. her first bowl of cheerios. because now that cheerios are gluten free, violet, and many others are enjoying their first bowl today. >> larry: we're almost out of time before we go i'm going to keep it hundred for you. tonight's question from an audience number named julia. let's take a look. >> larry, how did you really go bald? >> yeah, larry, how did you go bald? >> larry: that's messed up. i'm not bald. i just cut it short. thanks a lot. keep it a running ahundred. i'm not bald. . >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! (cheers and applause) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," i'm trevor noah. thank you so much, everybody. thank you so much! our guest tonight, chair of the democratic national committee, debbie wasserman-schultz is here, everybody! (cheers and applause). >> trevor: really excited for that. but seriously,

he really loves our wireless directv receiver. (dad) he should know better. we're settlers. we settle for cable. but let us repay you for your troubles. fresh milk for the journey home? (neighbor) we live right there. (dad) salted meats? (neighbor) no thank you. (dad) hats then! (vo) don't be a settler, get a $100 reward card when you switch to directv. >> larry: thanks so much. we're almost out of time and before we go we have to keep it 100 for you guys. the question is from an audience member named justin let's take a look. >> hey, larry, who's more of a new yorker, clinton, trump or sanders. keep it 100. >> >> okay. this is interesting. well, hilary moved here to be a senator and bernie moved away 150 years ago. i mean, if i'm keeping it 100 trump is the most new york because he stayed the whole time. it's true. i kept it 100. thanks a lot. goodnightly. from comedy central's world nuses headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. >> trevor: welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah. thank you, thank you very much, thank you. tonight's guest from

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