- arriving on aeromass with their free point and shoot cameras. we have to talk. - you're right. - sure thing. come on, fay, let's go. i've given it a lot of thought, and i think i've come up with a plan. - now, just wait a second, brian. i've been thinking a lot about this too. here's how i see it. the situation is this. roy, has more capital than we do, so he can undercut our prices. everybody with me so far? - gotcha. - the result of this is that more people are flying on his airline than are flying on our airline - that's it, i just thought a little recap might help. - well, now that we're up to speed, would you like to hear a real solution? - sorry i'm late, i heard there was a meeting. - yeah, i'm sorry, helen, we're sort of in the middle of a sandpiper business. - uh-huh, what's our plan? - our plan? - well yes, i'm gonna marry joe, so you know, i naturally have an interest in the future of the airline-- - i know you do. lved. she just wants to listen in. - oh, okay, well that's what they said about yoko ono. (audience laughter) - so, how a

time to take the little lady to headboard heaven. ( phone ringing ) aeromass. really? really? really? okay. thanks for calling. cool. yes! what are you so happy about? some guy told me bunny was coming to nantucket to sleep with me because she caught him in bed with the secretary. somebody just called you on roy's phone to tell you that bunny's coming to sleep with you? yeah. well, no, but he said my ex-wife and, you know, how many ex-wives do i have? i knew, i knew there had to be a reason. lowell, lowell, don't you get it? that was obviously sylvia's husband on the phone. he must have had an affair. that's why she came here to get even with him by sleeping with roy. yeah. hello! i don't even know him. oh, syl, i still can't believe we're here together. neither can i. sort of reminds me of where we spent our wedding night. oh, yeah. whatever happened to that car? ( laughing ) you want some more champagne? please. don't drink too much or you won't remember a thing. syl... well... why don't i just go change? ch-ch-change? as-- as into something more comfortable? yeah. you want

. - aeromass announces the departure of flight 19 think you can make it, chapel? (audience laughter) - look joe, i have to go. - no, you can't go. we've got to talk about this. - give me the ticket. joe, what are you doing? i have to go. - hey, just talk to me, helen. am i crazy or did something incredible happen last night? - yeah, that. - that was two old friends saying goodbye. - yeah well, when my friend bill left the island, we just shook hands. nobody dug their nails in anyone's back. (audience laughter) - joe, last night was a big mistake, that's all it was. i am engaged to davis. what, just because we spend one night together i was supposed to forget about him? - yeah. - joe, what do you want from me? - helen, you can't leave. what about us? - what, "us"? we tried us years ago, we broke up. - oh, all couples break up. - we fought all the time. - all couples fight. - i drove my jeep through your office. - look, all couples--yeah, you did. what the hell were you thinking? - i'm marrying davis, goodbye. - wait helen, listen to me. if you were so sure about hi

announcing final boarding of aeromass flight 23 to new york through gate one. time! we need more time! thank you so much. nice meeting you ladies. o, and i'll give you a hint: you, me, and three naked cocktail waitresses playing roulette on aruba. you'll have to be more specific. danny quinn! yes. brian! man, i can't believe this! hi! how are you? i'm great, but what about you? tie, clipboard-- where's the pocket protector? don't be fooled. i'm just as crazy as ever! brian, the new sandpiper pencils came in. you were right. joey, you won't believe who this is. this is danny quinn. danny, my brother joe. this is your brother joe? he doesn't look like such a dweeb. "dweeb"? did you know brian wet his bed until... how are you doing with that? so what are you doing here, danny? well, i was in boston, talking to my publisher... your who? check it out. tequila nights by danny quinn. it's about you, me, and the wild times we had on the islands. here's your coffee, joe. hello, i'm danny quinn, and i'm a real close, close friend of brian's-- unless you hate him, then i do too