okay, goober. b-but i had a half a muffin left. well, you can eat the rest of them on the way uptown. oh, uh, miss bee, uh, i sure wish you'd write out the receipt for them muffins. u say you don't put no sour mash in 'em? no. it's an old family recipe. we'd better go to the courthouse and get the license. some other time. hey, look. pa, it's an owl. the second owl in the daytime. that's a counter-omen. it means only one thing-- that miss crump really ain't the perfect mate after all. looky there. i never seen an owl fly that way. went straight up, without so much as a fluttering of a wing. it's gone. b-but it was an owl. oh, definitely an owl. oh, yeah, it was an owl. i ain't too sure. now, there's a lot of strange birds flying down from the north lately-- brands i ain't never seen before. what do you think, boys? well, i got to agree with you. before we call off this here marrying i'd like another look at that there owl. he might fly back again. briscoe: he's there again. look at the way he's a-flying. he's upside down. he's got

hi, goober, mr. lawson. hi, ope. i figured it was about haircut time for you. no. there's something i want to ask you. well, shoot. you know anything about the battle of mayberry? do i know about the battle of mayberry? i have to write a paper for school about it. well, opie, it was my ancestor colonel caleb lawson who was in it at the very beginning-- old "stonewall" lawson. he washe big hero. what?! that's right. those are the facts. well, it just so happens one of my kinfolk was the hero-- colonel goober pyle of the north carolina seventh cavalry. i never even heard of no colonel lawson. never heard of him?! why, he had the biggest herd of cattle in the settlement. the indians driving the herd off started the whole thing. gee, i didn't know that. i ain't surprised. nobody knows that 'cept floyd. you looking for trouble? look, floyd, all i know is... single-handed he went after those cattle. he didn't know the meaning of fear. uh... before you put all that down, ope it happened to be my ancestor who come roaring out of that stockade and held them bloodthirsty sav

goober: hey, ope. boy, that was some race. yeah. hia. you helen crump's niece, ain't you? that's right. i knew you was coming. hey, you both look plum tuckered out. why don't you go over there and get yourself a bottle of pop on the house? get your strength back. gee, thanks. come on, opie. cute little thing. hey, do you want to jump over that hole there? gee, opie. i'm not afraid. let's go. hey, don't jump over that oil pit! take my hand, ope. are you all right, opie? my foot slipped. well, come on over here and let's get you cleaned up. are you sure you're all right? yeah, i'm fine. you want to play later on? i got things to do then, too. oh. well... bye. bye. that cynthia sure is a cute little girl. she's okay. boy, she sure can run, jump and everything. she thinks she's so good. this old grease is coming off. hey, ope... hing that i found out a long time ago? what? well, anytime i did anything with a girl i always made sure it was something i could do better than they could. like what? well, like lots of things. like, uh, drinking the most water without taking a breath

it's go time, goober! i'm not going to fight you. ooh, chicken. ( clucking ) thinking of the farm, farm boy? that's it! stop! roland, quit it and get off the table! sabrina, what's going on? it's a funny story. i'll tell you about it later. come on. come on, come on. i have no idea what just happened. oh, it's the curse. i'm afraid you and sabrina are going down. why did we have to be so cute? and get in there and no more fights. do you understand? okay, okay. henpecked already... and i love it. oof! i'm exhausted. mind if i make myself comfortable? so she did say "troll." ah... why's he here? go, go, go, go. ( snoring ) so what do i do now? we'd better call a lawyer. this contract looks authentic. you know any troll specialists? stuart clarkson here. you have a legal emergency? a troll has asked for my hand in marriage. did you sign a contract? yes. did you read it? no. have a nice wedding. wait! you can't go. you have to help us. but you're asking me to break a legitimate contract. isn't that what lawyers do? right... where's the p

. - sure you do, he was goober's friend. - goober's friend. i say this place really brings back some memories. - what do you mean? - are you kidding joe, this was the primo make out spot in sconset high. you were not cool unless you scored in the bonanza display. - so, what you're saying is that you like to have sex while wax figures watch you. - maybe you were like that in high school, but not everyone was as warped as you. - well. - boy, does this place bring back memories huh. - you use to come here? it's so creepy and scuzzy. - well, i came here during it's hay day when it was just tacky and cheesy. - okay, now look, what are we gonna tell lowell. - ehh. - well, if he asks, we just tell him the truth. he's a big boy. - hey, hey guys, so what do you think? - it's fabulous. - it is so nice, it's great. - listen, i want to show you guys around. come on over here. now the first stop on our tour is the great hall of presidents. isn't it amazing how life like they are? - lowell, lincoln only has one arm. - see that's the great thing about wax mu

my big shot-- maybe i could have let them goober over me. all i said was i was pretty good. so people bother him all the time. hmm. here you go. all right, sal-- thanks a lot! don't worry about it. this is a picture of jeremy woods with his shirt off? that's jeremy woods in h h first movie-- blood on the beach. it is! i didn't know he was in blood on the beach. not a lot of people do. he was, what, 16 years old? i'm an expert in thahagenre. was he good? great-- chopopd up by a psychotic lifeguard. i remember that. that was him? victim number four. penhall: you didn't even know it was jeremy woods. he was undercover. he was acting. i rest my case. tyrell: why don't you save it, montgomery? this is my last chance to tell you how i feel about you. see, i think you're a waste. who cares what you think? you tried to kill some kid with a speed ball slug it out with an undercover cop then you g g sent to baintree. what are you, my biographer? ry. i've heard this before. why don't you listen? kiss my... hey, keep it down back there! ( woman gasps ) you listening? give me a break. i'

they traced every single goober. republicans in 1979 spent six months and they hired a special prosecutor. they went out of their way to make sure it was a republican special prosecutor who they hired at the department of justice to just tear everything apart, go up and down through every peanut shell to try to find something, anything scandalous in jimmy carter's family peanut farm. it turned the out, as you saw there, that it was nothing. nothing this. when john f. kennedy had been elected to the presidency in 1960, he was from one of the richest families in the country. his father was one of the single wealthiest individuals in the entire united states. now, jfk himself never personally inherited his father's fortune, but he was really rich. and when he was elected he did put all his own assets into a blind trust. so somebody else controlled all of his money, he had no idea what his assets were. jfk's considerable wealth was walled off for the presidency in that way. richard nixon, kind of a study in contrast. he

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." >> people on twitter say it is not christmas until hans goober falls off the nakatami tower. >> okay. >> your rem card -- >> rei. rem is the rock group. >>> we can all agree on the weather. and it is not great out there for a lot of folks especially in the east. we've got more wet weather stretching from the gulf coast all the way up into the northeast. 50s in the pacific northwest but as you get into the southeast it is going to stay warm. 70s and 80s. it is warm here in the northeast, too, temperatures in the 80s. as you take a look, we've got enhanced risk of strong storms down through the south. high-surf advisories in the southwest. snow and wind in the plains and plenty of sunshine through the southwest and on into southern california. all right. you tried it. a little lime. >> tastes like key lime pie. you were right. >> al, how do you do it? >> we're finally seeing some drought relief for your tuesday forecast. and temperature-wise, we're going to warm up nicely. we head into the temperatures in the upper 40s. and we don't stop there. as we head into the evening hours, we con

erin: they have goobers. sean: at movie theaters? kevin: a breeze out of the northwest will pick up and continue to drive things out for the southeastern half of the state. state. you get the northwesterly w western and northern terrain and creates extra clouds, especially in the north country, were clouds may be more stubborn to the afternoon. full sunshine for tomorrow. 50's to lower 60's into saturday. sunday, we go from above normal temperatures to below normal temperatures for a good portion of next week. there is the thickest cloud cover. even in areas that have been with clear skies, the monadnock region, you have patchy fog this morning. next system back to the west, sunshine after today. we're starting off mild, in the 40's. highs for most will be in the 50's. not a tremendous amount of wind today, but there will be a noticeable breeze out of the northwest at 5-15 mph through the afternoon. there talking 55-58 for southern areas of the state, and upper 40's to lower 50's up in the north country. clearing skies this evening.

they invested in local elections, seized control of state houses and goober in a tomorr gubernatorial elections, build a firewall. we have to play why in playbook and those are the conversations to have before we decide who the dnc chair is. we've got to decide what are our strategic itmperatives, we shoud be focused on that. >> are you open to being the chairman of the dnc? >> i want to focus -- look, i want to help my party. i'm retiring from congress as a democratic congressman. not retiring as democrat. i want to continue to have a voice on those issues, make my contribution. i haven't decided where or how . but i want to talk about those things i just enunciated, winning add the local level. >> steve israel, congressman from new york, retiring. thanks so much for joining us. >> thank you, wolf. >>> up next, president obama spending this veterans day here in the united states honoring those who served. his final message to our nation's veterans as president of the united states. [ male announcer ] at customink, you can create custom t-shirts and other great products for all of lif

goober is an even funnier word for peanut. that could have been an even greater thing to call something goobergate. but what it actually went by at the time in all seriousness because it was supposed to be a very, very serious thing, they restrained themselves, they didn't call it goobergate. they called it peanutgate. very seriously. oh, my god, did they want it to be a big deal. >> the republicans in congress have been calling loudly for a special prosecutor to investigate the carter family's peanut busines

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you are like judge judy, but lawye twitter say it is not christmas until hans goober falls off the nakatami tower. >> okay. >> your rem card -- >> rei. rem is the rock group. >>> we can all agree on the weather. and it is not great out there for a lot of folks especially in the east. we've got more wet weather stretching from the gulf coast all the way up into the northeast. as you get into the southeast it is going to stay warm. 70s and 80s. it is warm here in the northeast, too, temperatures in the 80s. as you take a look, of strong s do through the south. high-sfisoruthwest. snow and wind in the plains and plenty of sunshine through the >> and that is your latest weather. >>> coming up next, big news about mammograms. are the age recommendations changing? >> plus potential pbls lasik eye surgery in our the holidays shod joy.ng up with complicated cash back cards? some cards limit where you earn bonus cash back quicksilver keeps it simple. with quicksilver you always earn unlimited 1.5% cash back on every purchase, everywhere. 'tis the season for simple. what's in your wallet? there is a

she realizes that she forgot her cell phone and she contacted goober through the app and he comes back and gives her the cell phone and according to investigators that's when he touches her inappropriately. she goes back inside and contact uber and lets them know what happened and an hour later investigators said he comes back and confronts her and she is fearful and contact the police department. he is arrested a short time later. there is no indication that he would do this before and he has been with uber for four months. we got a chance to track down the were passengers. this is a popular ridesharing service so reaction was swift and here's what they had to say. >> that discussed may and that's pretty sick. the fact that that happened is scary for me if i ever over by myself. it makes me hesitant to use uber. >> reporter: they had this reaction, this statement and take a look at your screen. they say the behavior described in disturbing and is not tolerated on the uber platform and the partner no longer has access to the uber and we have been working in cooperation with police. ube

." >> people on twitter say it is not christmas until hans goober falls off the nakatami tower. >> okay. >> your rem card -- >> rei. rem is the rock group. >>> we can all agree on the weather. and it is not great out there for a lot of folks especially in the east. we've got more wet weather stretching from the gulf coast cool side. 50s in the pacific northwest but as you get into the southeast it is going to stay warm. 70s and 80s. it is warm here in the northeast, too, temperatures in the 80s. as you take a look, we've got enhanced risk of strong storms down through the south. high-surf advisories in the southwest. snow and wind in the plains and plenty of sunshine through the southwest and on into southern california. all right. you tried it. a little lime. >> tastes like k >> al, how do you do it? >> and that is your latest weather. >>> coming up next, big news about mammograms. are the age recommendations changing? >>> plus potential problems with lasik eye surgery in our the holidays should bring joy. so why are you still putting up with complicated cash back cards? some cards lim

." >> people on twitter say it is not christmas until hans goober falls off the nakatami tower. >> okay. >> your rem card -- >> rei. rem is the rock group. >>> we can all agree on the weather. and it is not great out there for a lot of folks especially in the east. all the way up into the northeast. temperatures a little on the cool side. 50s in the pacific northwest but as you get into the southeast it is going to stay warm. 70s and 80s. it is warm here in the northeast, too, temperatures in the 80s. as you take a look, we've got enhanced risk of strong storms down through the south. high-surf advisories in the southwest. snow and wind in the plains and plenty of sunshine through the southwest and on into southern california. all right. you tried a little lime. >> tastes like key lime pie. you were right. >> al, how do you do it? ? you put the lime in the good morning. warm and muggy this afternoon that's all thanks to breezy southwind. high temperature of 83 degrees this afternoon. that's only a few degrees shy partly cloudy in mild tonight low-temperature in the upper 60s a chance fo

. >> got a goober right there. >> can we get a close-up of that actually? >> can we talk about the trump transition team? >> sure. it's interesting to watch this morning and viewer comments rolling in, you know, chris christie, he's not been fired, he's just been sidelined, demoted. others say forget about chris christie, mike pence has just been elevated of this position of running a transition team. what do you make of what happened? >> i think the last phrasing was just being kind to governor christie whose career was shattered by bridgegate. you know, the man was a leading contender to be the republican nominee. and bridgegate happened. and i remember his second inauguration, christie said at the statue of liberty behind him it was supposed to really propel him on to the republican nomination and white house and bridgegate really humbled him. it made everybody think of every stereotype of just a bully and someone who made his subordinates take the fall for him. i thought it was lucky that trump trusted him, gave him some political life, chris christie,