it's jimmy kimmel. >> it's not jimmy kimmel. >> you're hiding the candy, i've >> candy? >> no, i ate it all. >> well, i'm not mad. i'm not -- i'm not happy, but i'm -- i still love you. >> you still love me? you're not happy but you still love me? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right there you go. thank you, parents. sorry, kids. tonight on the show we have music from keith steinfeld is here, be right back with jake gyllenhaal so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" brought to you by green giant. swap in more veggies with new green giant veggie toss. ? >> jimmy: welcome back to the program. tonight from the new movie "the edge of seventeen" - hailee steinfeld is here. then his latest album is called "ripcord" keith urban from the crown royal stage. [ cheers and applause ] you can see keith tomorrow night here on abc on the cmas where he's nominated for four awards, including album of the year. and after that our big cma post-show simulcast from nashville with jessica chastain, hunter hayes will perform via hologram, and

>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight jake gyllenhaal hailee steinfeld the results of our youtube halloween challenge, and music from keith urban. and now, you know him you love him, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. halloween. by the way, we'll be taking children's candy away from them shortly. i had a fun night. my wife and i took our daughter jane trick-or-treating for the first time and she loved it. she's probably going to make us go again tonight she loved it so much. sad that's not to say she was good at it, she was not good at it. after every house she wanted to spread the candy out and eat it. other children climbing over her. once she had seven pieces of candy enough. which is sweet but she's going to get eaten alive in this country, we might have to move to sweden. all they give out there is fish, she should be okay. i also think after watching what's going on last night we need to institute

it's jimmy kimmel. >> it's not jimmy kimmel. >> you're hiding the candy, i've >> candy? >> no, i ate it all. >> well, i'm not mad. i'm not -- i'm not happy, but i'm -- i still love you. >> you still love me? you're not happy but you still love me? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right there you go. thank you, parents. sorry, kids. tonight on the show we have music from keith steinfeld is here, be right back with jake gyllenhaal so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" brought to you by green giant. swap in more veggies with new green giant veggie toss. ? i'm tom o'halleran, and i approve this messsage. paul babeu oversaw a place of horrors as headmaster of a school for at-risk youth. basic human rights and were subject to sexual abuse. arizona deserves better. arizona's largest newspapers endorse tom o'halleran for congress. "the republic" says, "elect tom o'halleran. his words match his work." and "the daily star" said, "o'halleran puts the common good above party politics. >> jimmy: welcome back to the program. tonight

it's jimmy kimmel. >> it's not jimmy kimmel. >> you're hiding the candy, i've >> candy? >> no, i ate it all. >> well, i'm not mad. i'm not -- i'm not happy, but i'm -- i still love you. >> you still love me? you're not happy but you still love me? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right there you go. thank you, parents. sorry, kids. tonight on the show we have music from keith urban, hailee steinfeld is with jake gyllenhaal so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" brought to you by green giant. swap in more veggies with new green giant veggie toss. with all of the shenanigans danny tarkanian's pulled in nevada -- helping set up fake charities used to scam nevada seniors, failing to pay thousands in property taxes, losing $17 million in a failed development scheme, taxpayers with the bill -- imagine the shenanigans tarkanian would pull in washington. it's why we can't afford tarkanian in congress, ever. dccc is responsible for the content of this advertising. i'm catherine cortez masto and i approve this message. i don't kno

it's jimmy kimmel. >> it's not jimmy kimmel. seen this before, watch youtube. >> candy? >> no, i ate it all. >> well, i'm not mad. i'm not -- i'm not happy, but i'm -- i still love you. >> you still love me? you're not happy but you still love me? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right there you go. thank you, parents. tonight on the show we have music from keith urban, hailee steinfeld is here, be right back with jake gyllenhaal so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" brought to you by green giant. swap in more veggies with new ? russ feingold voiceover: as i travel to all 72 counties - one big reason -- we have a political system working overtime -- for ceos. let's protect social security, make college affordable for families and fix a tax system that rewards companies for exporting our jobs. i'm russ feingold and i approve this message because we need an economy that works for everyone. >> jimmy: welcome back to the program. tonight from the new movie "the edge of seventeen" - hailee steinfeld is here. then his latest

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i am jimmy. i'm the host of this show. thank you for watching. we have so much to get to, but before we do, how about that baseball game last night. did you watch it? wow. you know, we had a big show last night. last night we had a new mean tweets. we did a live simulcast using a hologram from nashville. we have a major expensive show, and nobody watched it because they were watching the game. it was the most watched baseball game in 25 years. the cubs won the world series if there were any cubs fans still alive from the last time they won, they definitely died in the eighth inning. it was funny hearing all the reporters after the game saying things like the last time the cubs won the world series you couldn't listen to it on the radio because radio hadn't been invented yet, and the last time the cubs won the world series, people weren't able to clap because we still had flippers. a lot of the credit for this win goes to the president of the cubs. this is the guy who put together the red sox team

it's jimmy kimmel. >> it's not jimmy kimmel. >> you're hiding the candy, i've seen this before, watch youtube. >> candy? >> no, i ate it all. >> well, i'm not mad. i'm not -- i'm not happy, but i'm -- i still love you. >> you still love me? you're not happy but you still love me? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right there you go. thank you, parents. sorry, kids. tonight on the show we have music from keith urban, hailee steinfeld is here, be right back with jake gyllenhaal so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" brought to you by green giant. swap in more veggies with new green giant veggie toss. ♪ ♪ ♪ in pennsylvania, a packet of heroin can be cheaper than a six-pack of beer and prescription painkillers are too easy to get. as the head of the pennsylvania commission on crime, i've helped local communities fund drug treatment programs to save our kids. i'm josh shapiro, and as attorney general, i'll crack down on the drug dealers and stop the overprescribing of opioid painkillers. i'm proud to be endorsed by law enforcement o

kimmel. >> i ate all of your halloween candy last night. >> it was jimmy kimmel. it was jimmy kimmel. >> you're heading the candy. i watch youtube. >> see, kids know how to work youtube. >> the latest candy trick video has been trending all day with more than 400,000 views in less than 24 hours. >>> a rare illness causing paralysis in kids. i mark rivera. cases are on the rise and why doctors are you concerned. -- even concerned. >> canada is very safe but it is not foolproof. >> reporter: it is the quest for an intense high while these parents say they are the victims of the side effects of a more potent pot. that at 6:00 calling out lawbreakers. deputies want to find the people in this video illegally dumping soap. see where it is happening and how you can help stop it. make a real difference new at 6:00. >>> the news hillary clinton: i'm hillary clinton and i approve this message. vo: in times of crisis america depends on steady leadership. donald trump: "knock the crap out of them, would you? seriously..."vo: clear thinking... donald trump: "i know more about

. >>> first, here's a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live. jimmy? >> let's come together to watch this. >> i know this is the jimmy kimmel stuff i'll have that goat cheese garden salad. that gentleman got the last one. sir, you give me that salad and i will pay for your movie and one snack box. can i keep the walnuts? sold. but i get to pick your movie. can i pick the genre? yes, but it has to be a comedy. a little cash back on the side. with the blue cash everyday card from american express, you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. throw. it's more than cash back. it's backed by the service and security of american express. it's more than cash back. the u.s.those of us whoof freedserved in the military are very proud of that. i believe very, very strongly in our country and what we stand for. i went to iraq in 2004 to fight for freedom. for generations, our troops have sacrificed for our freedoms. one of the most important things we do is vote - to protect that freedom. i'm tom steyer. let's make the people we're so proud of, proud of us.

jimmy kimmel live?! tonight, dwayne johnson from ?billy on the street," billy eichner, cousin sal does funny things, and music from dawes. and now, prepare yourselves -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very kind. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. happy monday, i guess. hopefully by now you've come to results of the election are not going to change. [ laughter ] i've been having dreams about this election. it's in my head. remember when the song "don't worry, be happy" and it just got in there and you couldn't shake it? it's like that, except without the "don't worry" part. [ laughter ] president obama held a press conference today. his first since the election. at which every one of the reporters asked him about donald trump. every question was about trump. this is -- don't worry, it's only going to happen about 30 more years. a few of them tried to get obama to say something insulting about trump but he didn't bite, he was very diploma

and music from and now, welcome to his nightmare -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. if you're too cheap to buy a bowl of candy it's hide in the house with the lights off. i'm dressed as an eagle, american eagle. since the election i our theme is halloween. it's america. it's not halloween -- it is halloween. guillermo what are you tonight? >> guillermo: the liberty bell. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the liberty bell? [ cheers and applause ] are you ringing right now? is that what's going on? >> trying to lose weight. >> jimmy: are you feeling amorous? i see. there's a big crack in the liberty bell. tequila before work? >> guillermo: yeah, you got that right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, all right. a lot of people have been saying he's the taco bell, he is not, he's the liberty bell. our announcer dicky is mt. rushmore. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: thank you very much. >> dicky: our band leader cleto is uncle sam. captain america. jonathan >> american flag.

>> reporter: the "jimmy kimmel live" you by the new crown royal vanilla whiskey. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series i vanilla so good. >> jimmy: thanks to kathy griffin, jacob tremblay, george takei, apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next but first here with the song "elected" alice cooper! ? i'm your top prime cut of meat i'm your choice i wanna be elected ? ? i'm your yankee doodle dandy in a gold rolls royce i wanna be elected kids want a savior ? ? don't need a fake i wanna be elected we're gonna rock to the rules that i make ? ? i wanna be elected elected why not me elected ? ? i'm your man i've always been cool i wanna be elected ? ? i gotta get the vote and i told you about school i wanna be elected elected ? ? why not me elected you know i'm your man four, three, two, one ? ? respected woah woah oh oh i wanna be elected ? ? by the people of california ? i promise a coalition of the new party, the wild party, though i know we have problems right here in hollywood, we have problems in san francisco, san jose, los angeles, all over

jimmy kimmel has done it again! the best moments from this year's halloween challenge - that's in the morning juice. ???adlib welcome we did it once before with a clinton - but will arizona turn blue for another this november? team 12's bryan west is live with hillary's big push for latino voters - today in tempe... she is making an all-out pitch to arizona's latino voters using her speech here at the intramural fields next to asu's fitness complex.the event is an early-vote rally... it is set up for according to an aide with the campaign ---- she will be introduced by the parents of slain army private damian lopez-rodriguez, an undocumented immigrant who was awaiting his american citizenship when he was killied in iraq in 2007.the parents brought him to the us from mexico as a child.the campaign is also going to be releasing a battery of new campaign ads including... 27 million strong which focuses on the 27 eligible latino voters in the us.the hope is to take what could be a swing state and turn it blue for the se

and now, moving forward -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. welcome, welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. that's very nice. we have so much. we have a jam-packed show tonight. but i want to start with something that could affect your holiday shopping plans. thanksgiving as you know is a

and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ? >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you really for everything. for those of you who served in our armed forces, happy veterans

jimmy kimmel live is up next.. and remember.. we're always on at ktnv.com and on the ktnv mobile app. our next reports begin..... at 4:30- a-m.... on "good morning las vegas". >> dicky: from hollywood it's ?jimmy kimmel live?! tonight, dwayne johnson from ?billy on the street," billy eichner, cousin sal does funny things, and music from dawes. and now, prepare yourselves -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very kind. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. happy monday, i guess. hopefully by now you've come to terms with the fact that no matter how much you drink, the results of the election are not

jimmy kimmel live?! tonight, from the world champion chicago cubs, kris bryant, carol burnett and music from vic mensa featuring travis barker. and now, i'm almost certain, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. that's very kind, thank you. night, if all goes as expected, if the polls are accurate, if the projections are correct, i will be the next vice president of the united states! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. so i have my luggage packed because as soon as i am officially declared the winner after i receive the obligatory calls of congratulation and concession from the lose esreservers, aka mike pence and tim kaine, i will force two, i will shove joe biden out of air force two, and fly directly to my new home in washington, d.c. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. i brought my own pillow so i can nap on the way there. i'm not using joe biden's pillows, i'll going to have my own. people ask me, how can you b