hello there, mrs. bunker! oh, jeez! hello, mr. kelsey. and what brings you down here? well, it was your phone call. ah-ha-ha-ha! so that's who you was talking to on the phone there? ain't nothing sacred no more? whatever happened to "a man's bar is his castle"? archie, don't blame mr. kelsey. mike called him and asked him to phone us if you came in here. oh, the meathead done that. i suppose that makes it all right. to the party. no! i ain't going! not if i have to be 50. what are you standing there for? long as you're here, you might as well sit down. hey, kelsey, bring me over another beer here and an orange crush for the missus. oh, archie, everybody's waiting for you. it's your birthday party. listen, that ain't my birthday party. my birthday is 49. gee. fifty makes me think of all the things i ain't done yet. like what, archie? oh, i don't know, edith, a lot of things. well, for instance, i never rode a horse. i never had my picture in the paper. and i ain't never ate oysters rockefeller. edith, you just don't know what i'm trying to say to you, do you? oh, yeah,