yes, seth. >> seth: yeah, people don't know that. but you are, you are a long time cobbler. [ light laughter ] >> yes, i am, seth. >> seth: your show -- i have done your show. it's fantastic. >> thank you, seth. >> seth: you refer to the audience as your co-hosts -- >> yes. >> seth: and i will say, it is a party. that atmosphere is a party. >> the building is walking. >> seth: and what do you call your fans? >> my "wendy watchers." i don't have like monsters, beehive, or whatever. "wendy watchers." >> seth: "wendy watchers." and you also have some wendy-isms. and -- rig? is that an accurate way to -- [ laughter ] why are you looking at them? why are you oking away from -- >> because i'm so used to looking at co-hosts. i'm sorry. >> seth: oh, that's okay. no, look, if you gotta play to the audience. >> it's dark in there though. i can't en see you all. >> s they're here. [ cheers and applause ] >> putome light on these people. like i'm sorry, i know, you kind of relationship with their audience. but it's dark in there. i don't know wh

. >> seth: okay, great. >> why? >> seth: why? >> because i'm about to show you how to make a margarita. >> seth: okay great. >> first thing you do, take a shot. >> seth: okay, move forward. >> to you, seth. >> seth: alright, to you. woo! >> okay. why are we doing margarita? >> seth: why? >> it's a national security issue. >> seth: oh we are? >> yes. >> seth: margaritas are a national security issue, why? >> yes, because it seems americans we are all separated one from each other. >> seth: that's true. >> and margarita is one thing that can bring america together again. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: here we go. >> so what do you do? >> seth: what do you do? what are you starting with? >> mezcal. >> seth: mezcal and is it true --mezcal and is it true that you make this -- >> are you making fun of my accent? >> seth: no. >> i don't have an accent. >> seth: no, you don't. >> yeah. >> seth: i have an accent. >> if you don't have one, i have one. >> so wait do you make your own, mezcal. >> i help make one called iberico in guajaca w

[ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] so wonderful to hear. in that case let's get to the news. today was halloween and right on cue, hillary's private e-mail server came back from the dead. [ laughter ] that's right. eric trump as he was put back in the attic for next year. [ laughter ] there are just eight days left until the election. so if anyone's still thinking of running, now's the time. [ laughter ] just saying. [ cheers and applause ] after claiming the election is rigged, donald trump said at a rally last week that the country should, quote, "just cancel the election and give it to trump." and then on friday, fbi director james comey said, "okay." [ laughter ] according to a new poll almost 76% of people think the media wants hillary clinton to win the election, which is just crazy. think about it. if hillary wins, nobody's going to want to watch the news. e-mail hearings, droning speeches. but if trump wins, the news is going to be li

[ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is good to hear. tree arrived over the weekend, but not before making a brief stop outside trump tower. [ laughter ] donald trump is reportedly asked about getting top secret security clearance for his children, though i don't know why. if ivanka and donald jr. want to know if aliens are real, they could just turn around. top secret security clearance for his children. even the top secret one. [ audience oohs ] according to reports three buildings in new york will drop the trump brand name after a petition demanded it be removed, because it is insulting. but to save money they're just going to rearrange the letters. [ applause ] an anagram. ivanka trump is facing criticism for using her appearance on 60 minutes this weekend, to promote a $10,000 bracelet from her fashion line. meanwhile melania was sporting a dazzling 24 carat help me necklace. [ laughter ] dr. ben carson has reportedly told donald trum

. >> seth: wow. >> and um, fun ensues. >> seth: oh, okay. great. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> seth: this is, but this is one of those plays, i mean, this is i feel like, the famous play that then led to the films, where this, the very fast pattern talking. >> yeah, it's a, it moves a mile a minute. it's like a freight train. >> seth: and is it as stressful as you thought it would be, or is it easier once you get into it? >> oh, it's much easier once i get into it, but building the thing was, our director jack o'brien, would have torn his hair out had he had any. [ laughter ] he did a lovely job. >> seth: so you're in this film, nathan lane is in this play. he's one of the stars as well. the wonderful nathan lane. [ cheers ] and you, you were, you've been on broadway with him before. >> i was on broadway with him six years ago. we did "waiting for godot." >> seth: uh-huh. >> uh, 1978 i did my first play in new york was "a midsummer theater. and nathan was in it, as well as dann florek who's in "the front page" as well. >> seth: and that "midsumme

[ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. let's get to the news. the chicago cubs won the world series last night against the cleveland indians. it's so great, because if the cubs can win the world series, that means anything is possible. [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] following the chicago cubs victory in game 7 of the world series last night, hillary clinton tweeted a message of support saying, quote, "way to make history, cubs." while donald trump tweeted, "polls show i won world series. crooked cubs belong in jail." [ laughter and applause ] so the indians lost last night. while other minorities will find out if they lost on tuesday. [ laughter and applause ] authorities are investigating why an official fbi twitter account, that have been dormant for over a year, suddenly posted several tweets praising donald trump. oh, you don't know why? well, take your time. i won't russia. donald trump will reportedly hold a small gathering on e

to seth meyers -- i'm going seth meyers tonight. >> seth: because i will say -- [ cheers and applause ] sometimes, sometimes you'll see someone in the hat, someone in a t-shirt. very rarely the full set. >> well, guess what? checkmate. >> seth: and congratulations to you on the cubs! >> thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: lifelong cub fan. >> yes! >> seth: where did you watch? >> i was maybe going to go to the game -- >> seth: yeah. >> but as i said, i have a commitment to the seth meyers show. [ laughter ] in new york city. >> seth: i would have understood. i would have -- >> no, no. there's no understanding. a promise is a promise. >> seth: if they ever go another 108 years, you can skip me. >> there might have been a "good morning america" commitment that was tied to this as well. >> seth: okay, gotcha. >> but either way, the point is, i'm here. but i watched it -- so, i watched it here in new york city with mel gibson, the director. luke bracy, who was on your show -- >> seth: yep, fantastic young actor. >> a charming, dazzling, young australian. that's right. and

>> seth: that is fantastic. >> cheers. >> seth: cheers. a wonderful color. [ cheers and applause ] oh, wonderful. >> isn't that good? >> seth: taste great. very refreshing. >> so next thing is we're going to make something that goes on the cheese plate. >> seth: okay, great. >> which is spiced pecans. how are you with a whisk? >> seth: i'm very good with a whisk. >> you are? okay, choose your weapon. >> seth: this is my whisk. so what's in there now? >> one egg white. >> seth: one egg white. that's fantastic. >> want to whisk that up? and while you're whisking that -- [ laughter ] he does it so well in a suit. >> seth: well, i just like -- i can look a lot of different -- i don't have to look right at it. >> okay, i'm going to put in brown sugar. >> seth: brown sugar, that's what i'm talking about. >> you're doing an excellent job. >> seth: thank you. i know. >> little vanilla. >> seth: little vanilla. >> okay. and lots of spices. we have cinnamon. >> seth: cinnamon. >> we're going to get this all over us. i know. >> seth: i know. oh, no,

[ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is -- good to hear. in that case let's get to the news. butterball turkey has set up it's annual thanksgiving hotline, where customers can call and ask for help. said one caller, "uh, how do you run a country?" [ laughter ] president obama pardoned two turkeys for thanksgiving today. "thanks, man", said the turkeys. [ light laughter ] donald trump yesterday formally offered ben carson the position time trump has ever tried to get a black person in to housing. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the macy's thanksgiving day parade balloons were inflated this afternoon. said one macy's employee. [ breathing heavy ] [ light laughter ] "can i go home now?" [ laughter ] that's right, tomorrow is the macy's thanksgiving day parade, and if there's one thing that can cheer hillary up right now, it's balloons. [ laughter and applause ] one of tomorrow's -- thanksgiving nfl games will feature the redskins t

. >> seth: yeah. >> you know, you start -- you know not only do you have to go eat the food but then you have to hang out with everybody you know at the place. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> then you get to know all the wrong kind of people, do you know what i'm saying? >> seth: you're one of us. one of us! >> and then you know i started talking in the accent and i go you know "can i a --" you know, but the donut shop. >> seth: yeah. >> and all of that sort of stuff. miles would -- i would take pictures of my breakfast which was, you know, 12 glazed donuts. >> seth: yeah. >> and then miles would send me back a picture of a boiled egg which is what he was having for breakfast, so. but i got it off. >> seth: you -- >> thank the lord. >> seth: very believable. congratu -- how long did it take you to get it off? that's amazing. >> about two months. >> seth: wow, now that's really impressive. >> because i had another movie afterwards. [ applause ] and you know there's nothing more -- you know there's not a

. >> seth: exactly. nothing in guess you were reporting on the fact that donald trump went to the white house and sat down with president obama. >> yes. we did a special report today when that happened. a lot of people thought they would never see that. and of course, everyone wanted to be a fly on the wall because, well, they are kind of rivals. >> seth: sure. and they never met before. >> yeah, no, they never actually have sat down together. so what happens in those things, typically they have their meeting and then late in the game they bring cameras in for a photo op. >> seth: yeah. >> they say a few words and then meeting. >> seth: yeah. it could have been dead silence for all we know. [ laughter ] >> well, donald trump said it was -- he said he was under the impression it was going to be 10 or 15 and they were in there for about 90 minutes. >> seth: well, you know, that's something. and obviously i think the country is better off if they are communicating. >> you know, i think it was -- you know, w

and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers ] that's fantastic. in that case, let's get to the news. after reports surfaced that donald trump's transition team is in disarray, trump tweeted last night saying that he is the only one who knows the finalists for his cabinet position. but only you can pick the text your vote in now, and tune at 8:00/7:00 central. who knows? the next secretary of state could be you. [ laughter ] one of donald trump's potential attorney generals is reportedly already working on a plan to make muslims register with the government. does anyone see a problem with that? or do you nazi? [ cheers and applause ] vice president joe biden and vice president-elect mike pence afternoon, and just to piss him off, biden told the waiter it was their anniversary. [ laughter and applause ] according to a new poll, almost 60% of americans believe donald trump should compromise with democrats. like, instead of a wall at the mexican border, maybe a beaded cu

cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening everybody i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how are we all doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. according to reports incoming chief of staff reince priebus tried to get donald trump to cancel today's meeting with "the new york times" because trump could face questions he wasn't prepared to answer. it's the same reason he cancelled yesterday's meeting with "highlights magazine." [ laughter ] president obama today awarded 21 people with the presidential medal of freedom. said obama, "you're free! quick, go before he sees you." [ light laughter ] donald trump has begun outlining the first issues he plans to tackle while in office including a $1 trillion plan to improve airports, bridges and roads. roads, where we're going, we won't need roads. [ light laughter ] donald trump said this afternoon that he was surprised one of his top picks for secretary of defense is not in favor of waterboarding. man, you think you know somebody and then they turn out

. >> seth: this is from oprah? >> yeah. >> seth: oh my goodness. oprah wanted you to be on the wrapping paper. "to seth, love oprah." that's really great. wow. [ laughter ] >> silver oak wine. >> seth: that's fantastic. [ cheers ] >> she's a big wine drinker. here, shall we? >> she's a big wine drinker. and i heard that you actually like this kind of wine. >> seth: i do. this is silver oak wine, right? >> yep. >> seth: is this on the list? >> it is on the list. >> seth: and is that wrapping paper with your face on it on the list. >> no, i did that just for you. >> seth: okay, thanks. >> i did that just for you. >> seth: cheers. >> cheers. i actually, seth, don't drink, but i hear this is very good wine. [ light laughter ] >> there's something else. >> seth: so, what's on the list? >> so listen, it's the biggest list that we've ever had, over from 0 to 15,000, a big screen tv. >> seth: what's zero? >> zero, it's a game. >> seth: oh, a game that you play -- >> a game that you play online. >> seth: okay, great. >> see, so it's sort of like "candy crus

[ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] let's get to the n2y??ews. the chicago cubs won the world series last night against the cleveland indians. it's so great, because if the cubs can win the worlds, serie that means anything is possible. oh, [ bleep ]. [ laughter and applause ] [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] following the chicago cubs victory in game 7 of the world hillary clinton tweeted a message of support saying, quote, "way to make history, cubs." while donald trump tweeted, "polls show i won world series. crcubsooked elong in jail."?g; [ lauger ae ] so the indians lt last night. while otritiilnd ouifhey lostn tuesda?? account,hat haveeen dormant r er a year, suddenlveral tweet donald trump.?- ?n'russia.(?2??tiwe [ ughterndpplae ] will repoedly large celebration, because he is fo??teader,av duke,?i and finally, a cafe in switzerland that was supposed to offer men oral sex along with their coffee, is considering replacing sex workers with high-end

. >> seth: do you? >> especially hair flips. >> seth: and you, it's like, you hear people say "we do our own stunts." but in india it's "i do my own slow-mo?" [ laughter ] we don't slow it down in post. we just do it at the time. >> listen. this "baywatch" movie, there's a lot of slo-mo coming your way. >> seth: i imagine. >> may 19th, watch for it. >> seth: yeah. you guys actually only shot 20 minutes of movie. >> basically, it's all extended. [ laughter ] >> seth: now you -- obviously in the show you have an american accent. >> yes. my indian accent's my fake, i know. >> seth: but i heard you -- there's certain words that you had trouble with an american accent. >> words and phrases. >> seth: sure. >> so i've come to the conclusion that, you know, there are a lot of phrases in america which are meant to just confuse people who come from outside. so like one of my directors, so my director of photography and the action stunt guy, they're having a conversation. and they were like "no, we need to do this

[ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight out there? great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. according to a new poll, 75% of americans were surprised when donald trump was elected president. here's a photo of two of them. do you believe this? no. during an interview yesterday donald trump told his supporters not to harass latinos and muslims. "uh-oh," said black people. that's right. donald trump told supporters last night not to harass latinos and muslims saying, quote, "i will say right to the cameras, stop it," and then he winked so hard his wig unsnapped. [ laughter and applause ] according to the new york times donald trump wants to continue holding large rallies after he takes office and hillary clinton wants to continue hiking deeper and deeper into the woods. i am going to go a little farther. despite promising to repeal obama care donald trump says this weekend that he will likely popular features. how about the obama part? that's pretty popular. if i l

. >> seth: yeah! >> i mean, there's great actors out there. >> seth: yeah, it's the more you see them -- >> and you get to see themk all, i know. >> seth: yeah. >> i'm not like that. >> seth: well, i've never had buzz. >> i have an appreciation for people who do really spent their life to the arts and you just want to put them down. >> seth: yeah, i do. >> which is weird. [ laughter ] >> seth: i, well -- let me explain, though. i feel less than them and only in putting them down do i feel that i can even the score. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: this, though of all your accomplishments this year, i want to know if this story's true. i heard you that helped deliver a baby on a train. >> well, that's semi-true. >> seth: okay, even semi-true's happened? >> thanks for bringing this up, first of all. >> seth: you're welcome. [ laughter ] you're getting a lot of buzz in the obgyn community. [ laughter ] >> i'm a hero. but it boils down to -- i don't know, it's a long story can i suffice to say i'm a hero. >

>> seth: there you go. >> there you go. [ applause ] >> seth: thank you so much for being here. >> seth: does it really? >> that's another tip for all you kids out there. >> seth: look at him. you're plugged in. you are plugged in to the youth vote. >> i am plugged in. thank you so much. yeah. >> seth: thanks for being here. christian slater, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> slater 2020! >> seth: "king cobra" in select theatres and available on demand. we'll be right back with priyanka chopra. [ cheers and applause ] ?? that gentleman got the last one. sir, you give me that salad and i will pay for your movie and one snack box. can i keep the walnuts? sold. but i get to pick your movie. can i pick the genre? yes, but it has to be a comedy. a little cash back on the side. with the blue cash everyday card from american express, you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. throw. it's more than cash back. hershey's miniatures. we pour 'em! we pass 'em! we pick 'em! delicious fun for everyone. hershey's miniatures are mine, yours, our chocolate. augh as they swim out of the path

. >> seth: hi. >> hey. hey. hey. hey, seth, thank you for letting me come out tonight. >> seth: of course, any time, amber. >> i have a special message to all of the white hillary supporters who are feeling disappointed in their fellow join the fun. [ laughter ] >> seth: sorry. amber, sorry, "join the fun," what do you mean? >> yeah, that feeling you're feeling, right now. black people have been feeling this way forever! join the fun! woo! [ light laughter ] right now you're wondering how you're going to get along with all your friends who voted for trump. this is how black people feel all the time. join the fun! [ >> seth: now, amber, if i may, when i said you could come out here, you told me you had a message of hope. >> and i do. i hope that fool doesn't get us all killed. woo! [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: amber, amber, amber. that -- that -- i'm sorry -- that isn't hopeful, that's sad. i mean, do you have any good news? >> yeah. >> seth: okay, good. >> it only gets worse! at a white person, you're

. >> seth: right. >> with -- now with a trump twist. >> seth: sure. >> for example, they have >> seth: okay. [ laughter ] >> and then, at 9:00, "evicting the jeffersons." [ laughter ] [ crowd ohs ] >> seth: that will be popular. >> oh, yeah. "how i deported your mother." >> seth: okay, there you go, very similar. [ laughter ] >> "married with prenups." >> seth: okay. [ laughter ] >> "eight simple rules for me dating my daughter." >> seth: okay. [ audience ohs ] they like that. that's their favorite so far. that's their favorite so far. [ applause ] [ laughter ] >> "everybody hates chris christie." [ laughter ] "and how to get away with murdering billy bush." [ laughter ] yes. >> seth: there we go. well, thank you for that. >> it's quite a lineup. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: congratulations. this is a -- this is a book about your dog. >> oh, yeah. >> seth: this is a book about your dog. >> well, it's not a documentary. [ laughter ] it is just a -- it was loosely inspired. >> seth: loosely inspired. >> you know. >> seth: so wait, this stuff didn't all happened? >> well, she -- we h

yeah. >> seth: you've been there. >> i've been there. >> seth: yeah. >> with twins. >> seth: yeah, there you go. >> and wait till he starts drawing all over everything. our kids, who also have an artistic streak, thought that decorated. like all the antiques -- >> seth: true artists. >> all the furniture, the walls. all the outlets were too plain. everything needed to be colored in. and i hated it at first and now it's like, you know, they're going to be eight-years-old and now i look at it, it's perfect. [ laughter ] you know what, they were right. all this stuff did need to be colored in. [ laughter ] >> seth: so, your show "the librarians," as we can see from the clip, there is a lot of special effects in this show. >> a lot of special effects. >> seth: is this one of those you're supposed to be looking at? >> we have no idea. we need them to describe absolutely everything to us. we watch the finished result along with everybody else just to surprise -- we have to be told exactly what it is we're looking at. like is it a spark or an explosion? how far does it go? where is it traveling