>> stephen, what zombie wouldn't want to eat your flesh? >> stephen: i am well marbled-- >> besides, if this zombie doesn't want to tear off your face, you know what? there are plenty of zombies in the sea. >> stephen: really, they're in

there are plenty of zombies in the sea.

. >> stephen: but what about my zombie? maybe my brain is not juicy enough for him. >> hey, if this zombie is too dim to realize the delicious head meat that is right in front of him, then you don't need him >> stephen: you think so? >> i know so. and believe it our not, one day you're going to find that special zombie who does want to ingest your organs. >> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight, stephen welcomes. tim daly. lauren cohan. and musical guest, sleigh bells. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! >> stephen: hey! what's going on? hey, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! what's going on? >> jon: i had to get it. i had to get it! >> stephen, stephen, stephen stephen! >> stephen: what's going on? what's up? stephen! stephen! ? ? ? ( cheers ) >> stephen: that's awfully nice. thanks, everybody. that's lovely. wooo! ( cheers ) >> stephen: please, everybody, thank you so much. welcome to "the late show

>> stephen, what zombie wouldn't want to eat your flesh? >> stephen: i am well marbled-- >> besides, if this zombie doesn't want to tear off your face, you know what? there are plenty of zombies in the sea. >> stephen: really, they're in

>> stephen, what zombie wouldn't want to eat your flesh? >> stephen: i am well marbled-- >> besides, if this zombie doesn't want to tear off your face, you know what?

>> stephen, what zombie wouldn't want to eat your flesh? >> stephen: i am well marbled-- >> besides, if this zombie doesn't want to tear off your face, you know what? there are plenty of zombies in the sea. >> stephen: really, they're in the sea, too

>> stephen, what zombie wouldn't want to eat your flesh? >> stephen: i am well marbled-- >> besides, if this zombie doesn't want to tear off your face, you know what? there are plenty of zombies in the sea. >> stephen: really, they're in the sea, too?

>> stephen, what zombie wouldn't want to eat your flesh? >> stephen: i am well marbled-- >> besides, if this zombie doesn't want to tear off your face, you know what? there are plenty of zombies in the sea. >> stephen: really, they're in

it could be from a car accident to collapse of society, zombie apocalypse -- who knows what. >> zombie apocalypse. more on that in a minute. just an hour outside of philadelphia in rural burlington county, we drove down a private, very private, quarter mile gravel road. arriving at the pam familiar's headed wounded compound. >> sue and i have a debate there's leap and one side is paranoid and the other side is prepared. so i kind of walk like this on both sides. [ laughter ] >> reporter: the couple showed us what life as a prepper is all about. including growing much of their own food. >> i read a lot. i got chicken magazines and chicken books. >> reporter: from the family chicken coop for egg. >> right now we're walking into the greenhouse. >> reporter: citrus plants are now in bloom. >> it's really nice in the winter tee. >> reporter: this doesn't look like your typical bunker. >> no. >> from -- i don't have a bunk bunker. yet. [ laughter ] >> reporter: his kitchen straight out of better homes and gardens. closer look a stone pizza oven powered by just fire. >> you just put in layers

>> stephen, what zombie wouldn't want to eat your flesh? >> stephen: i am well marbled-- >> besides, if this zombie doesn't want to tear off your face, you know what? there are plenty of zombies in the sea. >> stephen: really, they're in the sea, too?

there are plenty of zombies in the sea.

>> stephen, what zombie wouldn't want to eat your flesh? >> stephen: i am well marbled-- >> besides, if this zombie doesn't want to tear off your face, you know what? there are plenty of zombies in the sea. >> stephen: really, they're in

>> seth: so you as the audience have a sense the zombies are coming. none of the characters do. >> fred: exactly. >> seth: but then as an audience member you're wrong because the zombies never show up. >> fred: no you're right, because you know that from the makers of "the walking dead," so that you know that later on oh, okay, in this world, zombies came out. >> seth: so a normal episode is just regular people going about their day? >> fred: yeah. it's on an oil tanker. >> seth: what? >> fred: it's on an oil tanker. [ laughter ] >> seth: that seems like the told me. >> fred: yeah i'm sorry. so yes it's on an oil tanker. >> seth: okay enough. let me tell you what tv guide said. the level is the adventures of two drug squad detectives who actually both calculating law breaking liars with murky pasts. >> before the zombies. >> fred: okay, give it up for fred everybody. [ applause ] >> seth: you know our next guest as one-fifth of the spice girls as well as one of the judges on nbc's hit show, "america's got talent." starting december 28th, she returns to

¡hijo de tu zombi madre! lorena: para descuartizar zombis en el "z play". y este galanazo es mi papito. maribel: bye, bye, mi amor. leo: familia, me voy a perseguir la chuleta. lorena: antes mi papá era un papá normal, vendía máquinas de construcción o algo así. hasta que un día... leo: familia, la chuleta corrió muy rápido. lorena: dijo que la empresa donde trabajaba se rompió o se quebró, no entendí, pero ya no tenía trabajo. y hasta nos quedamos sin coche. pero mi papi jamás se da por vencido, así que se puso a buscar trabajo en internet. y... "cucú", lo perdimos. leo: ¡lo tengo! lorena: y desde ese día toda nuestra vida cambió. nosotros somos los gonzález. leo: ¿eh, qué les parece mi idea, familia? maribel: ¿estás tonto o qué? maría: ¿apenas te diste cuenta? maribel: a ver, estás tratando de decir que vamos-- vamos a hacer-- un canal de "youtube". leo: sí. maribel: ¿esa es la solución a tu desempleo? leo: sí. maribel: ay, mi amor, ven. ven, mi amor. ¿de qué vamos a vivir? leo: de hacer bromas en la calle. lucía: ¿qué

it could be from a car accident to zombie apocalypse, who knows what. >> reporter: yes a zombie apocalypse. more on in a minute. just an hour outside of philadelphia, in rural burlington county, we drove down a private very private quarter mile gravel road. arriving at the family's heavily wooded compound. >> sue and i have a little debate there's a line. one side is paranoid the other side is prepared. i walk on both sides. the couple showed us what life as prepper is all about including growing much of their own food. >> i read a l i got chicken magazines and chicken books. >> from the the family chicken coop from eggs. >> you're watching in our greenhouse. >> where citrus plants are now in bloom. >> this doesn't look like your typical bunker. >> i don't have a bunker yet. >> reporter: his kitchen straight out of better homes a gardens. a stone pizza oven powered by just fire. >> you just put in layers. >> they use foodie hydrators for fruits, meats and spices. >> we do vegetables. here's some spicy cauliflower. >> much of his food canned and caught by mark himself. >> this is canned ven

these were these zombies walking around the park. >> this is big. >> taylor swift is turning 27 years old today. >> happy birthday. >> the country darling turned pop superstar taking the top spot of forbes list of highest paid mytions. earning $170 million just this year thanks to her partnership with companies like am, diet coke. her lucky number is 13. she was born on the 13th. when she was 8 years old she wanted to be financial advied a financial adviser. you got a major fan. >>> you described her there as a country darling. >> country darling turned pop superstar.

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a popular one called zombie. >> one of my ftherorites. >> wjust? >> well, you got too many of them you'll be walking like a cks.? >> pretty booze see. but definitely tiki classic. twists on classics and n su st9er >> seems lie.e a good date place. what you might do come in here before you go to the fanight . >> um-hmand h >> or after. >> come in here. you get a drimik get loosen oy a little bit. find out if you want to spend all that money on expensive dinner. >> good idea. >> you know. you know what, skip the & pe monse dinner or then go to the expensive dinner come back have another zombie. >> uaree theand h >> and then good l cok from there there. i don't know what happens going tter that. >> we don't need to know. >> i don't ask for details. to each the3 c own. >> it l9hit i think. >> cheers. >> good date night place for sure. >> all right. tiki 13th street waiting to tim. >> thamik you very spich. chamiks for coming in ya gotta try this even though i'm not going to. >> it's morning. ea aby morning. >> please. >> i'm allowed to. >> that's myter

as soon as they said zombie attack you were like, florida. you all knew that. [ laughter ] and yet there are people who voluntarily go to the state of florida. two groups of people -- college students and retirees. yeah. kids on ri

the guy takes a chick and shoves her to the zombie to get more time. even the zombies are like, i didn't know you could do that. >> i was distracted by that. uh loft ladies in heels. >> the greatest gift of all time is after the break. >>> coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye," anthony cumia and ben kissel. get along little doggie. the item on every cowboy and cow girl's christmas list. roll em out raw hide. >> it is a fun sad -- saddle that fits your dad just right. now you can have a pony ride just right. don't worry, mom. you can pony up too. put on the velcro straps and kneel down. >> no more ripped collars and no more stretched shirts and no more broken jewelry. it is time to play with your kids again. >> it is time to play with your kids again. i don't like those ripped collars. do you? >> this is a great toy. i think everyone should have it under the christmas tree. i don't have kids of my own which makes it strange. why are they showing pictures of ivanka and donald trump? >> it is a daddy saddle. i don't like where halfway through the comme

the spooky nativity scene replaces religious figures with zombies. even the baby jesus statue has fangs and blood spilling from its mouth. dixon says: "there's no ill intent. we have kids in catholic school. and we really blow off all the free thinkers and stuff like religious statement -- it's just a piece of art. santa made an early stop in wauwatosa yesterday... as the holiday train returned to the village. hundreds filled the harwood avenue crossing. the holiday train covered in lights, brought with it musical performances and a visit from the santa himself! while waiting for the train, people dropped food d cares." the organization helps feed the hungry. now at seven -- breaking overnight. how much damage is left behind coming up in a live report. plus.. no charges will be filed against the wauwatosa police officer who shot and killed jay anderson. ahead the new information just released in more than a hundred pages of documents. good morning and welcome back to wakeup! time now x:xx well to our northeast will move farther east today. on the wes

i don't think he will bring the zombies back to life. they need to take the hit, take the losses, institute that are lending practices, three cap the bank and restart -- recap the banks. dodd-frank is caustic credit crunch for small and midsized is this is. we need to do more to open up the credit spigot for qualified borrowers in the small to midsized business and create a lot of jobs in this country. vonnie: you are looking for a 50% increase in the market cap for italian and german lenders, particularly going to bank? -- deutsche bank? barry: overlay the u.s. 10-year yield for 10 years over the european bank index. it is physically the same chart. is see the global repercussions of this reverberating deflationary pressure between the u.s. and europe in a chart. in the u.s. 10 i figured youngest of 3%, it could double up the recent last year low. sx7. we are looking at a trading range and a long road back. allung growth, this is household and nonfinancial is lending, and europe is worth 2% real gdp. there is nothing mr. druggie once mo

for the third year in a row, jasen dixon and his family-- put up their zombie nativity scene outside their home in sycamore township, ohio. the spooky nativity scene replaces religious figures with zombies-- and even the baby jesus statue has fangs and blood spilling from its mouth. "there's no ill intent. we have kids in catholic school. and we really blow off all the free thinkers and stuff like that so. it's all in good fun." dixon says the display is not a religious statement and is more of art. coming up on fox 6 news at 4... how a fake u-s embassy got away with selling illegal work visas for a decade, before finally being shut down last summer plus -- more and more new cars are ditching the spare tire. what it's being replaced with and why it may affect your bank account. here's a live look outside right now. ad lib what you see next with a your forecast. today is the sixth -- that means its time for buddy check six. remember to connect with your buddy and make sure she does her breast self-exam. the earlier you find cancer, the better your odds at beating it. if you havent alr

i realise as a teacher, you can really influenced zombie's life. people remember you and something that you said, and if it was unfair they will remember it in a way that i don't think adults do. i think it's safe to say that you have become much more familiar to us in the last two oi’ more familiar to us in the last two or three years. terrible emotional trauma between staff and pupils, did you know that was what you were getting into when you started? not entirely, no. istarted getting into when you started? not entirely, no. i started off with a germ of an idea, and then it started to unfold. i found their to be an uncomfortable to unfold. i found their to be an u nco mforta ble crossover to unfold. i found their to be an uncomfortable crossover in what i was writing about and what was happening in the world. it became much darker and more topical than i thought it would. you to be atmospheres that can develop, sometimes leading to almost a witch—hunt atmosphere. also stories of false accusations and great damage done as a consequence. that

to read. bernard calhoun 8th grade9.39.26 i like diary of a whimpy kid. the zombie. i like stuff with a lot of action. 9.39.32bernard and 5 thousand other sudents at m-p-s are about to get a bunch of books for free .it's all part of a literacy program -- which continues to grow.9. 33.07 so every kid in the 14 schools will get 10 books. 3 today, 3 in feb and 4 in may toward the end of the school year so they can start their own libraries. 14this program kicked off last year. since then -- my very own library distributed 34 thousand books to students in 14 mps schools: at the end of this school year -- all these students will have received 50 thousand free books for their home libraries. stephanie davern scholastic book fair9.33.46 every child deserves the opportunity to have a home library and the opportunikty to read books they choose and self select. 54.the program is a team effort between my very greater milwaukee.and today the students are getting more than just books, they're meeting a children's author. sundee frazier writer9.55.20 i want them to understand why its important for

that already believe it and people who are already on the fence, just to slowly turn them into moral zombies who are willing to do things that just, you know, in some cases weekses before they first encounter this propaganda they would have thought disgusting. >> that's part of what's given this organization the sort of potency it has, they don't have to do anything operational, if they can indoctrinate from afar and create these moral zombies who take it upon themselves to do these things, they don't have to go through the much riskier set of transactions to pull off some sort of operational attack. >> they even tell their soldiers don't even try doing the complicated things. you'll get caught along the way. they have these horrible ghastly manuals of killing. they talk about how much clearance you want to get so that you get the right amount of bodies that will pile up underneath and the right ways of crushing enough people and not having the truck actually stop because of the number of dead. >> there's a profile you have of someone who has become a top official in isis who is an american,

italy is the worst place for zombie banks. trying topaschi is raise capital and it petered out last week. but it has been trying since july. they couldn't succeed. their ecb first rejected deadline request and said now you need more money. vonnie: if they can't raise capital from investors why should italian investors trust them? >> that is what we have been doing since the crisis. having new keep rules that says we are never going to bail out banks again, we end up bailing them out again. europe has multiple sets of rules, that taxpayers shouldn't pay for banks when they are in trouble. creditors along with shareholders been a cost. -- bear the cost. but there are always some exceptions claimed. we come back to the taxpayer paying them. oliver: let's talk about the dollar amounts and what is going to happen with monte dei paschi. now, they are going to get some money for the government. but is that going to be enough? >> it is never enough when you are a zombie. euros that 5 billion they try to raise, they came from the ecb.

if zombies wanted to be called "post-life brain foodies," we'd still call them zombies. if it looks like a duck, and talks like a duck, and steps like a goose, it's a nazi. [ light laughter ] and hey. this is america. [ applause ] right here. this is america. and if we've ever done anything we could all be proud of, it was this one from "the atlantic" do not help. "are jews white?" i don't know, do they subscribe to "the atlantic"? [ light laughter ] also, i think you're missing the bigger point. which is that somebody wants to know, for some reason -- it's not an innocent question. nobody says, "are jews white?" and then follows it up with, "well, either way, i just love 'em." [ light laughter ] get your [ bleep together, media. calling nazis and white supremacists the "alt right" is like calling o.j. simpons a "cutlery enthusiat." [ light laughter ] this has been "hey!" ?? [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with michael moore, everybody. ?? remember 2007? ally changed. it's time to snap out of it. hello moto. snap on a jbl speaker. put a 70" screen on a wall.

detectives look that brian patrick miller, he was still living in phoenix, a man identified himself as a zombie hunter and often kept to himself. police independently collected dna and matched it to dna from the crime scene and made the arrest. miller has denied involvement in the killings. he is scheduled to go on trial in april if found guilty he could face e joe dana, 12 news. >>> a major traffic backup in the east valley during the evening commute. sky 12 catching the long line of cars stopped on the loop 202. the southbound lanes were shut down at brown road for police activity. on the freeway, it is still closed you are being asked to avoid the area.>>> a couple breathes a sigh of relief thanks to a family of good samaritans who received an cynthia lerma said her dad was outside their home at 60 9th avenue in highland when a woman carrying a car seat in a diaper bag appeared at the end of the driveway. she placed the seat on the sidewalk and took off saying call police. police say the 11-month-old baby was caught up in a wild scene after two thieves stilled the truck she was riding in.>>

no signs of a major storm or a zombie apocalypse. jonathan: thank you, doug. [laughter] i have never been a cowboy fan. i will never be a cowboy fan. it was tough to root for them last night. robert: they were giving last night. jonathan: they were givers. robert: gift the redskins a win for christmas. otto porter with a double-double. everyone still many giving spirit. sports is next. oh, how was the open house? so good! look. 800 square feet, 1 bedroom, hardwood floors, 15 minute ride to work. dude! dude! i know! your credit score must be amazing. my credit score? how do i check? credit karma. it's free. that's great! that's super easy. um hm. that's a credit score. just whip bam boom, it's done. credit karma. give yourself some credit. eyes over there, dude. this apartment's hers. mine... thank you. robert: talk about the late christmas gift. redskins nation happy about the cowboys. cowboys had to beat the lions for the redskins to stay alive in the playoffs. looking back, was it awkward rooting for cowboys last night? go to wjla.com/votenow.

working with all these, the zombies and stuff like that, are you now just immune? are you just numb to it? are you just like, hey, what's up, larry? hi. [ light laughter ] hi, denise, how's it going? >> you look over and they'll be, you know, eating cheetos or something, so it's not --. >> jimmy: takes the frightening out of it. yeah. >> but i mean, i have to give them credit because when they're playing the zombies, it's the lost sort of person behind the monster that makes them scary, you know. so --. >> jimmy: yeah. well, they do it so well. but i guess you must get to know them. "the walking dead," no spoilers, obviously, but, and we won't try to get any out of you but do people just constantly ask you like, hey, you can tell me. >> all day long. [ light laughter ] all day long. i mean, cops and firemen and tsa agents and flight attendants. >> jimmy: people you respect but you can't give it up. >> people that could throw me in jail if i didn't tell them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. but you can't, yeah. what do they ask? >> who dies? >> jimmy: who dies? over an

. >> he looked like a zombie. he really did. he was hunched over. his arms were just straight down. when he got out on the deck, he was standing there, just swaying back and forth. rhondella: court is also say the teen had not slept in eight days. the grandmother is staying with family tonight. wcvb newscenter 5. nichole: a new hampshire woman behind bars tonight after being charged in a murder for hire plot. claremont was arrested after police received a tip. prosecutors say that while staying at a domestic violence shelter, she told undercover police officers that she wanted a woman kidnapped, raped, and killed. harvey: some 30 warm temperatures, soaring into the 50's. ben: tropical weather! definitely mild. we have holiday light coming up tonight at 7:00. it will be in the 40's. you can always see it right here on channel 5 if you cannot make it in person. it is colder and gusty. gusts to 28 now in boston. the temperature will coast through the 40's. the wind will continue in boston. chile air around the -- c hilly air around the great lakes. ben: a 71-year-old brockton man says