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humpty dumpty: the what? turbotax agent: hello mr. dumpty, do you have a tax question? humpty dumpty: have you ever heard of the humpty dance? turbotax agent: everybody knows that. humpty dumpty: well, i'm about to sue these guys. will i get to write off my legal fees? turbotax agent: certain legal fees are tax deductible. ♪ come on, do the humpty hump. ♪ ♪ do the humpty hump. humpty dumpty: it is kinda catchy. ♪ so just let me introduce myself. ♪ ♪ my name is humpty. more "doing chores for dad" per roll more "earning something you love" per roll bounty is more absorbent, so the roll can last 50% longer than the leading ordinary brand. so you get more "life" per roll. bounty, the quicker picker upper >>> a florida police lieutenant is recovering after a life-or-death struggle with a burglar. security cameras caught the violent melee inside a jewelry store when police responded to a burglary in process. lieutenant well done pistol whipped him >> his fingers were going into my eye sockets. i felt my life was in danger and needed to do whatever i could to get o
humpty dumpty: the what? turbotax agent: hello mr. dumpty, do you have a tax question? humpty dumpty: have you ever heard of the humpty dance? turbotax agent: everybody knows that. humpty dumpty: well, i'm about to sue these guys. will i get to write off my legal fees? turbotax agent: certain legal fees are tax deductible. ♪ come on, do the humpty hump. ♪ ♪ do the humpty hump. humpty dumpty: it is kinda catchy. ♪ so just let me introduce myself. ♪ ♪ my name is humpty. more...
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. ♪ ♪ the humpty dance is your chance ♪ humpty dumpty: the what? turbotax agent: hello mr. dumpty, do you have a tax question?y:d of the humpty dance? turbotax agent: everybody knows thatabout to sue these guys. will i get to write off my legal fees? turbotaxnt are tax deductible. ♪ come on, do the mpthe mpty hump. ♪ ♪ so just let me introduce myself. ♪ ♪ my name is humpty. dog chores for mom" per roll more "earning something you love" per roll bounty is more absorbent, so the roll can last 50% longer than the leading ordinary brand. so you get more "life" per roll. bounty, the quicker picker upper >>> a florida police lieutenant is recovering after a life or death struggle with a burglar. cameras caught it inside a jewelry srespded to a burglary progress. police say the suspect tried to ug officer's eyes and grab his gun. >> his fingers were going into my eye sockets. danger and needed to do whatever i could to get out alive. >> couldn't help but notice that thebr 23-year-old suspect was arrested, facesrgburglary and b okay. the secret service says it's suspendin
. ♪ ♪ the humpty dance is your chance ♪ humpty dumpty: the what? turbotax agent: hello mr. dumpty, do you have a tax question?y:d of the humpty dance? turbotax agent: everybody knows thatabout to sue these guys. will i get to write off my legal fees? turbotaxnt are tax deductible. ♪ come on, do the mpthe mpty hump. ♪ ♪ so just let me introduce myself. ♪ ♪ my name is humpty. dog chores for mom" per roll more "earning something you love" per roll bounty is more...
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turbotax agent: hello mr. dumpty, do you have a tax question? humpty dumpty: i've recently had some unforeseen medical expenses. turbotax agent: oh, i hope it's not too bad. humpty dumpty: uh... it's pretty bad. humpty dumpty: anyway, can i get a tax deduction for the hospital bills? turbotax agent: in your case, yes! humpty dumpty: ooh aren't you helpful. it's so difficult to find good help these days. just head & shoulders? (gasp) i thought it was just for, like, dandruff new head & shoulders. cleans, protects and moisturizes to... ...get up to 100% flake-free and unbelievably beautiful hair it's not head & shoulders, it's the new head & shoulders you need to eat this special. ♪ ♪ i love it start your day with crunchy whole-grain flakes... and real strawberries. special k. eat special. feel special. americans - 83% try yet up 90% fall short in getting key nutrients from food alone. let's do more. add one a day 50+ a complete multi-vitamin with 100% daily value of more than 15 key nutrients. one a day 50+. >>> fast forwarding today, may be
turbotax agent: hello mr. dumpty, do you have a tax question? humpty dumpty: i've recently had some unforeseen medical expenses. turbotax agent: oh, i hope it's not too bad. humpty dumpty: uh... it's pretty bad. humpty dumpty: anyway, can i get a tax deduction for the hospital bills? turbotax agent: in your case, yes! humpty dumpty: ooh aren't you helpful. it's so difficult to find good help these days. just head & shoulders? (gasp) i thought it was just for, like, dandruff new head &...
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dumpty,ether. do you have a tax question? humpty dumpty: i've recently had some unforeseen medical expenses. turbotax agent: oh, i hope it's not too bad. humpty dumpty: uh... it's pretty bad. humpty dumpty: anyway, can i get a tax deduction for the hospital bills? turbotax agent: in your case, yes! humpty dumpty: ooh aren't you helpful. it's so difficult to find good help these days. if youto treat your tough nasal allergies... ...listen up. unlike pills that don't treat congestion, clarispray covers 100 percent of your nasal allergy symptoms. clarispray. from the makers of claritin. >>> the senate cleared the way for historic vote today to confirm supreme court nominee neil gorsuch after republicans used the so-called nuclear option to change the chamber rules and eliminate filibusters. it will allow gorsuch to pass through with a simple majority instead of the 60 vote threshold. he is expected to win confirmation this afternoon. >>> from the head of the house intelligence committee devin nunes is going to step aside. his de
dumpty,ether. do you have a tax question? humpty dumpty: i've recently had some unforeseen medical expenses. turbotax agent: oh, i hope it's not too bad. humpty dumpty: uh... it's pretty bad. humpty dumpty: anyway, can i get a tax deduction for the hospital bills? turbotax agent: in your case, yes! humpty dumpty: ooh aren't you helpful. it's so difficult to find good help these days. if youto treat your tough nasal allergies... ...listen up. unlike pills that don't treat congestion, clarispray...
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Apr 19, 2017
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dumpty. we are going to demand that people like mr. kelly check his arrogance at the curb and servanthe is a public and our roads pay his salary. if he can forget all about us that he has been voted into the office, we will remember all of these turkeys the next time we vote. we're not going to shut up. we're going to show up and get un of this russia like democracy. host: in california, republican line. caller: i'm kind of confused. i really don't understand the problem with enforcing laws that are already on the books and i don't really understand the problem. host: how so? caller: why's everybody mad that they are going to do their jobs? i feel sorry for the people that are here illegally. i think there should be some sort of amnesty across the board. i also think treating lawmakers and enforcers especially the ice people -- they have a job to do and people are griping about it. i think it's terrible. host: what about the idea makes changes to the law or be quiet about the work of the agency and the criticism of it? caller: i think
dumpty. we are going to demand that people like mr. kelly check his arrogance at the curb and servanthe is a public and our roads pay his salary. if he can forget all about us that he has been voted into the office, we will remember all of these turkeys the next time we vote. we're not going to shut up. we're going to show up and get un of this russia like democracy. host: in california, republican line. caller: i'm kind of confused. i really don't understand the problem with enforcing laws...