where the hell are the vidalia onions? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] they're at my house, that's where. here's one. this is a tip for the employees in the checkout line at costco. yes, i do need a box. okay? we all do. always. for the same reason we need bags at the supermarket, multiplied by ten. you don't have to ask. that's like saying, asking if i want soda with a cup. i want it, yes. if i have more than two things, i need a box. and i always have more than two things at costco. this is a controversial subject. samples. this is what they call a wedge issue. everybody loves the samples at costco which is great, fine. it's tuesday at 10:00 a.m., the store's empty, you want to try a jalapeno popper, hang out with the lady with the toaster oven on her table all afternoon if you want, make a day out of it, i don't care, go nuts. but if the store's crowded, i need to get past you and i don't want to wait for your four cheese ravioli to be ready to do it. costco is not a food court, it's a store. you may have time to s