greg: yes. [laughter] >> like i said, i didn't say much all week about it because the first -- when trump came out and he said what he said the paris thing, i didn't have much problem wit. maybe he should have -- i thought it was just naturally assumed that white supremacists were bad, so i kind of gave him a pass on that. kennedy's point, his speech at the white house was great. i think we're missing the point is that, unfortunately -- and this is donald trump's fault -- his feud with the media clouds his judgment, and he gets into, anding see when he gets upset and he feels he has to fight the prove every point he makes to the point where he ends up talking about one point. he fell for -- greg: they -- >> they lay traps. i've been in entertainment sports for a long time. media always lays traps. trump made an to mission, so they had their trap. they laid their trap, because you don't hear all the stuff, they were screaming at him. he started defending his point, and instead of talking about wh

. ♪ >> greg: hello, i am greg gutfeld. a claim as her suitcase, dana perino. "the five." the causes on vacation. >> north korea does not make any more threats to the united states. they will be met with fire and fury. like the world has never seen. >> greg: oh, dear. as usual, a threat. >> the first time that the dangerous apocalyptic statement of the north korean regime have been met by dangerous apocalyptic statements that by the president of the united states. >> president trump sounds more like a north korean leader than an american leader. >> who helped him write this statement? was it just him? it was a frightening selection of words. >> this is the most dangerous flash point in the world. every word that the president speaks about north korea is usually carefully crafted and vetted with the secretary of defense, secretary of state, we would preview any language with our allies. it seemed in this case that none of that happened. >> greg: funny how the press -- [laughter] >> greg: funny how the press knows more about donald trump's words the end of north korea's acti

greg: lou. so, the leaks prompted some strong words. >> i have this warning for would be leakers, don't do it. [laughter] greg: somehow i am not quaking in my boots. i think we need something harsher. greg: yes, if you can't talk privately to world leaders you can't govern. maybe that is the point, to make it impossible for trump to govern. again, get rid of trump, you'll have to deal with this. there are two funds going on right now and there's one group in media hunting for rabbit conversations, gif, words basically and there's another group, let's call them you focus on bigger game, isis, economy, job regulations, judges. those are the whales, not the rabbits. those are the deeds, not the words. my theory, trump is flawed and it's no secret but millions except his paws because they believe he is a patriot, they accept his blemishes because he loves his country which may be why, when trump says bad, those who slam him look worse. they are outraged, drenched in moralism, turned small stuff into

oh, no, it's greg. >> greg: how dare you? you don't even see me, jesse. >> greg: i have a show as well. tomorrow at 10:00 p.m. kind of tough looking guy on the end, the strange lady, kennedy. and cat temps. it's a wonderful show. 10:00 tomorrow. time for "i hate these people." you people in my building using a drill at 6:45 a.m.? what are you thinking? i come downstairs and they are using a trail and they act like what are we doing? it's six: 45:00 a.m. that's against the law. a lot of people on twitter say they also have cigar boxes. >> jesse: not alone, greg gutfeld. >> greg: i'm not alone even though i feel alone. these people at -- >> juan: is that a jackhammer? >> jesse: >> greg: they were doa renovation. >> lisa: was that your name in high school? >> greg: i don't understand that meeting. >> kennedy: i love dogs. bark in the park, it allowed dogs and cats to go surfing in a way to pool. you don't even need the beach to go surfing anymore. raising money to raise awareness and pet euthanasia. look at how beautiful and fan

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. >> greg: hi, i am greg gutfeld. with juan williams, kimberly reguilfoyle, brian kilmeade, and she plays hide and seek in a dollhouse, dana perino. "the five." we learned one thing last night. the media is the disease and donald trump is the cure. >> i mean, truly dishonest people. in the media and the fake media. they make up stories. i'm really doing this to show you how damned dishonest these people are. cnn is really bad. but abc this morning -- i don't watch it much but i wanted in the mornings. that little george stephanopoulos talking to nikki haley, right? little george.po r it's time to expose the crooked media deceptions and to challenge the media for their role in fermenting division. and yes, byor the way, they are trying to take away our history and ourr heritage. these are sick people. >> greg: little george. it got better. an infomercial for fnc, knowing that it is airing on cnn. >> i must tell you, fox has treated me fairly. fox has treated me fairly. someday they might not treat me fairly and i will

greg. >> greg: time for this. >> jesse: oh, boy. >> greg: greg's slow news day. all right, let's get right to it. do you like candles? check out this panda. >> kimberly: i do. >> greg: going up a tree. that's a slow panda. malaysia's giant panda conservation center. a joint birthday party for these pandas. a lot of people like pandas and i don't like them. i think they are lazy. they don't even try to save their own kind. they don't reproduce. >> dana: evolution is basically saying... >> greg: they just are adorable. they just exist on their adore- ability. you have to get people dressed up as pandas. >> jesse: [laughs] >> greg: that goes for me as well. if you have a panda outfit, call me. >> jesse: okay, dana, quickly. >> dana: i don't have a kimberly's food court thing but i did have permission from kimberly to serve some chicken wings. eat up. chicken wings are more popular than ever in the united states. get this -- the cost is going up so much, for example, buffalo wild wings, the chain? they tripled the amount of locations in the last decade. chicken wings

. >> dana: i just asked, greg said they'll be getting schematic >> greg: buyer and fury, like a load. thosee are talk norse to he is using our language, which is not political language, but our language. his blunt, hard. he is in a different position, and every president -- north korea has always been a part of the employee orientation. every time you have a president, you have to go do the north korean thing. he is doing it in a different way, because i think he is seeing a different way of doing it. getting the sanctions agreed upon by three different factions. it was a plus. basically, he is speaking to north korea in a language, their survival as a language. they are bluffing. he is calling their bluff. itit is something -- we are not going to do anything until they doo something. are they going to do g somethin? i think we sit back and be calm about guam. >> dana: and if nothing else we can do. >> kennedy:rl earlier today i was talking with "the wall street journal" and i said, how is the mood there? people have lived with this for a couple decades, so they are not that worried.

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greg. are you feeling it? >> greg: i think that president obama should play will smith playing obama. i think that would be a good twist. but i want to know who will play obama as the child in kenya. that is a joke, america. we will be right back. it was a joke. we can all laugh at ourselves. >> kimberly: yes. >> dana: i think he would be a good choice. but like nails on a chalkboard when he calls him barack, by his first name, and it is the president, always and forever. >> greg: they are buddies. i was telling donald out the other day. >> dana: i bet that jesse did. [laughter] >> mo: through the end of the administration, who plays traum trauma? >> jesse: i want to know who plays reverend wright? who can win? how does he get into character? does he practice bowing? i think the obama movie would be similar to the presidency. to the press would love it, it would bomb at the box office. and then he will blame bush. [laughter] >> kimberly: you just have to go and laugh, we have very little time. otherwise, what

>> juan: you know it's crazy as gregg pet cow. >> greg: it's time for greg's heroes. let's go to california, a sudden flash flood happens that here's a guy who's trapped on his truck in a month. he's waiting to be saved, what does he grab? he's got a skateboard. maybe it's mean something to them but you have this firefighter who is risking his life, you're not going with your skateboard. you can get your skateboard later, and we will save you and so the guy saves his life, he doesn't get the skateboard but maybe it might mean something. i'll buy him a new skateboard. >> kimberly: who was in the other side? >> greg: that was the diarrhea lady. >> dana: found happiness an unexpected place, they were hiking get a national park in ohio, they stumbled upon a rock painted pink, white, and purple, they turned over and there was a facebook page called kindness rocks. you paint these rocks and you hide them and other hikers find them and it's a great movement that's going around but you're out on a family hike you, you can look for these. it's called pittsburgh rocks. >> juan:

greg's charts, today's chart is how i my? how is greg. when you look at happiness about about a 64. i got new shoes. my hangover residue is at 13 because it's getting late at night because it's wearing off. desire for wine goes up to 83 because hangover residue goes down, the desire for wine goes up. bloated, emmett 68. it's the vacation weight. existential dread i met 28. i'm not as mad about stuff as i used to be or i would've done i hate these people. existential dread is at 28 which is pretty good. it's a charge that was done by pugh and rasmussen. >> kimberly: that was compelling and also made up. one. >> juan: today, august 1st but not just any august 1st, it's the fifth birthday for two very special girls, the twins pepper and wesley, my granddaughters. over the weekend they had extremely wild and wet party with 2,000 neighbors in the school friends, they neighbors, the theme of the party? superheroes. check out this cake that my daughter made for them. happy birthday, grand dad's is known as pop-up. >> kimberly: i remember last year they had gorgeous cakes too. that was fun,

>> greg: those guys were nazis. the three i think they use it as a rallying call. >> greg: ed. >> ed: as were reading it about the two plots, it made me think about, we are going to hear about the nitpicking about the president strategy on afghanistan. the 2012 campaign for president obama said, isis is on the run. he said usama bin laden is dead, gm is alive. 2013, he's reluctant, he says, isis -- you are still talking about these plots, years later, from isis and al qaeda. >> dana: you took my points. >> ed: if they were the jv squad, and they are still alive and well. speak to that is what happened on flight 93. six terrorists, they were only five, because of my particular fight, one of them screwed up, got turned away by the border patrol. i am not sure -- i don't know if it's the mainstream media that is driving our distraction. i wonder if it's the other way around. social media is driving media now. the good news is, there are government -- we still have enough confidence in them to be doing what we need to d

. >> kimberly: greg, what you expect from him tonight? >> greg: it's good to see you, brian. it really is. it's so funny you do a show called fox & friends. you are neither a fox and that you know friends. >> kimberly: still mean! >> greg: challenged me to insult you and so i am insulting you. >> brian: i said small talk before the show. i was kidding. >> greg: i wrote down the insult right here. fox & friends. he's no fox and he has no friends. i don't know what to say about this because it hasn't happened yet. we're going to do four segments, america. on something that hasn't happened yet. what would i like to see? i would like donald trump may be to come out there and be self-deprecating and funny because i've seen him be funny but not necessarily self-deprecating. to say he is not perfect -- i'm a businessman, not a spoken word public. i'm a guy who does things. i build things. i don't really say things. i build things. i've said this before. he is the inverse obama. obama was amazing with words. not so much with deeds. trump is a guy who is a man of action. his words are

>> greg: it should. i have to say, dana, i am trying to think of people that are so upset about these leaks that were so pro snowden. you know what i'm talking about? >> dana: i remember them well. >> greg: "in the leaks must stop!" >> dana: "he was a hero." i can hear it all. >> greg: what i find interesting, despite the chaos of thehe previous six months, te democrats are in trouble. there is no alternative to trump yet. maybe that is why they are worried. please leaks stories may be helping donald trump. republicans still hold a a ten-point lead among blue-collar voters. that is from a democratic survey. clearly, trying to undermine it this way is building sympathy. his poll numbers may be low but you are lowered for doing it. every time you come after him, you try to undermine him, these leaks are not alerting anybody to danger. they are doing too embarrassed donald trump and to subvert his governance. it's a gutless way to win. >> dana: some of those are not actually -- what is outward? you can't pr

>> greg: i love guacamole. >> jesse: wow, the avocado industry very angry with greg gutfeld. all right, set your dvrs. never miss an episode of and then. it "hannity" is coming at you next. bret baier. >> bret: new chief of staff sworn in, incoming white house communications director escorted out. i am bret baier in washington. this is a fox news alert. newly hired white house munication instructor anthony scaramucci leaving the job he was given ten days ago. just hours after general john kelly steps in. scaramucci was not officially scheduled to start until august 15. he leaves 15 days before that in ten days after he was announced in the job. that brings us to at least eight white house staffers out in the past six months. some see this as president trump running his administration like a business,

>> greg: yes, they are. i think they need each other,l and i do think it was a littlele bit overblown. i think he was answering a question. >> dana: who leaked the contents of the phone call? i bet i could figure it out. the president wanted to get back on the stage, he is back on the page today in a very big way. i like that he has talked to the press.al i want him to do a press conference. that's why he should do more of it. >> kimberly: i totally agree. he makes the case for himself. he does it at his rallies. and you see him a little bit. >> greg: he is better when he is sitting down. i don't know what it is. >> kimberly: is that what you decided? maybe he is a little bit more measured. >> greg: he does not feel rushed, for some reason. i have pink eye and i observe that. >> dana: i know, but you are going to be okay. >> kimberly: thank god you are here and totally creeping me out.t. >> dana: when we return, new details after isis has terror plot to take down a plane. are terrorists getting betterr about

>> greg: i love guacamole. >> jesse: wow, the avocado industry very angry with greg gutfeld. all right, set your dvrs. never miss an episode of and then. it "hannity" is coming at you next. >> many thanks to our friends on "the five." this is a fox news alert. welcome to 's. we following many huge headline sign. president trump, and members of his administration, turning up the heat, finally, on congressional republicans after the senate failed to repeal and replace obamacare. of course, the seven year promise, and then after another north korean icbm test, the commander in chief is promising the american people to handle this growing threat from this rogue regime. republicans on the house judiciary committee, they are now finally calling

greg, chuck, katie, barf, greg again, i wanna say...lumpy? thanks, guys. - hey, hey, hey, what are you guys doing? - looking at portia's nudes. there's one of her with tupac. from last year? - no, no! how would you all feel if your naked pictures were out there for the world to see? - i'd feel great. i tried to submit to "hustler," but they said my bedroom made them depressed. - yeah, chill out, greg. it's just boobies and vaginas. - yeah. - no, guys, portia's privacy was stolen. maybe you don't know what that feels like, but i do. - katie, i had no idea. what happened to you? - i was raised by carol wendelson. she read my diary. she listened in on my phone calls. my freshman year roommate was just a p.i. that she had hired--i was like, why is your student film just about everywhere i go, you know? - katie's right. we should respect portia. she's our coworker and our friend. - she thinks my name is barf, which, yes, is my middle name, but she doesn't know that. - phones away, people. - ugh. [tense music] ♪ - okay, there it is. no big deal.

. ♪ >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld with kimberly gill fold, juan williams, jesse watters, and lisa boothe, the five. ♪ >> greg: devastation from a tropical depression harvey continues in texas and louisiana, the storm and making landfall in the second time today after the i ventured back into the gulf of mexico. harvey is the biggest rainstorm and continental u.s. history and is responsible for over 20 deaths, a figure that is expected to rise. according to the red cross, over 30,000 people slept in shelters last night due to the storm appeared for the latest we go to steve harrigan in texas, what you got? >> where in texas now, we're going to try to drive to beaumont. it gets to be about 7 feet deep behind me and there are frogs jumping all around me right now. throughout the day we've seen volunteers with flat bottom boats, going door-to-door. for those who want to stay in their flooded houses, bringing out medicine and canned goods. what happened here has been tremendous. 49 inches of rain in just five days. when you get that much water here that quickly, entire towns have become isla

. >> greg: did i not say that? >> juan: this is widespread and this is what you picked up on, jesse. when you see hateful statues in your society, you should not just leave it printed now, we would not have that kind of thing. >> jesse: but my point is statues do not move and they are not killing anybody. >> juan: but people who killed that woman in charlottesville were moving, they were in a car much like this guy. i don't know about copycat, but i'm telling you that's what it is in use. what we heard from the acting secretary of homeland security elaine do, we are not only going to help out the spanish, we are going to try to be tougher here at home and want to prevent this thing from happening in the united states. the question for miss duke and all of us is, how do you deal with someone who gets a car or a truck, and suddenly slams into innocent people walking down the street? i don't want to accept this as a new normal in my life for my family, for my friends here on "the five," that is not acceptable or irrat

>> greg: i think you can use both. >> richard: okay.le >> greg: this is a good question. the psychological and physical s pain overlaps. the same part of the brain. people want to admit that opioids are not just treating physical pain. they are treating depression. a lot of people are taking this drug for depression and it'so more effective thanad antidepressants and we don't want to admit that. if we formulated the drugs, people could use it and deal with their psychological pain, a you might have a real change in the way people live their lives. >> richard: i'm talking about therapy. there's nothing wrong with therapy, folks. i have a therapist. fol there's nothing wrong with it. >> jesse: the meeting between bill clinton and loretta lynch. now concrete proof. the evidence, ahead. ♪ ♪ laquinta presents how to win at business. step one. point decisively with your glasses. abracadabra! the stage is yours. step two. choose laquinta. where you'll feel like the king of the road. check out our summer rates now at lq.com. forhas adapted to my weightic and shape... so i sle

. >> dana: >> dana: greg gutfeld. >> greg: hey, general. i don't know, this is the first time i've ever seen a western leader respond to north korea using their actual language. i wonder if this is another way of president trump negotiating from a very powerful point of view. one that they understand, using words like -- but are easily translatable -- like fire and fury. if they strike first, is completely over for them. if we do nothing, theoretically, nothing happens. am i right? >> that certainly -- that's the equation people want to believe. the problem we have is because of the kind of regime that north korea has, we cannot treat north korea the way we treat other great power competitions. namely the soviet union in the past and now russia and also china, who possess significant amount of nuclear rise icbms. the north korean regime, we don't believe and i don't know anybody that does except people on the far left, that you can use mutually assured destruction as the determinants for north korea ever using those weapons against the unit

. >> greg: does it surprise you at all? >> jesse: socialism is for lefties, it's not as much of a turn on. look at venezuela. is the times for russia? or against russia? >> greg: they are for old russia. >> jesse: if they are pining for the old russia. "the new york times" as a company isn't acting very communist, they are cutting jobs, laying off people, pitching pennies to make sure the bottom line makes the shareholders happy. i don't know if they have anything figured out. >> juan: the reason they made it about is because women it's said head jobs and paychecks, suddenly they were sexually liberated. this comes back to what i don't understand, there was no sexual revolution. >> greg: there were no women in power at all and what were their jobs? >> jesse: mail order brides, that was a big industry for a while. >> dana: the lady here is worried that the daughter is less happy and a new capitalistic bulgarian she has less leisure time. >> greg: cnn won't air another trump campaign ads but will show it to you anyway ♪ >>

>> greg: i'm going to skip my secrets to happiness. but my podcast tonight go to fox news podcasts.com, that's charles fleischer. if you don't know who that was, he was the nemesis -- he was the voice of roger rabbit. a brilliant comedian but a fanatic about mathematics and the universe. check it out, it's a good podcast. >> dana: endo i'll tell you what podcast posted tonight. it's happy anniversary to my husband peter, we met put the mic 20 years ago tomorrow on an airplane, work or to post excerpt from my book up on facebook so you can see. maybe there will be a picture of one that was 20 years ago. >> juan: history was made monday for the first time a black woman was toast to lead the corps of cadets at west point military academy. simone askey became the first captain, she will lead her classmates, speak on her behalf, listen to her reaction. >> i was excited but also thinking what a great team were going to have. it's humbling but also exciting as i step into this new opportunity to lead the court to greatness with my team with m

greg: what are those stronger steps? >> another example in somalia, terrorists there are in league with somali pirates they bring a source of revenue, some years back there was ain aing suggestion that nato naive navy go after them and destro destroy them. nothing was done, because that would infringe on people's rights who live in pry pirate villages. greg: i do know know you had civil rights in a pirate paradise. >> absolutely, under the european view. greg: ambassador joo john bolton, thank you, sir. >> thank you. greg: on wall street stocks closed sessions lower following the terrorist attack, dow down 274. largest one-day drop in 391 months, s&p down 38, and nasdaq down 23, volume 3.1 billion shares. walmart falling more than 1.5% after retailer issued a disappointing outlook, despite beating earnings particulars. -- expectations, and jobless claims hit lowest level in 6 months with 232,000 americans filing initial claims last week. a reminder, listen to louo report three times a day, coast-to-coast on the salem rad

directly ahead, you won't believe what like lives matter is saying, greg has the details next >> greg: in a new york "new yo" piece, black lives matter founder says they never meet with donald trump because he's hitler. we wouldn't at the movement take a seat at the table with trump because we wouldn't have done that with hitler. he is the epitome of all the evils of this country, racism, capitalism, sexism, homophobia, it goes on, does it matter? what you are seeing is a mass delusion, every action proves a monster. it's the same mania behind the witch trials or when ronald reagan was testing his microphone and decided to make a joke. >> my fellow americans and pleased to tell you i signed legislation that would outlaw russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes. >> greg: the media freaked out about this like it was real which is what happens with donald trump every single day. that's key, if you lose your mind over every single word, you will lose it forever. and then think he's as evil as heavy metal was in the 1980s. >> from some of the fan magazines of particularly heavy metal,

greg? not over social media, not over the weekend. then, you had ivanka trump, his daughter, who said very clearly in the meanwhile over social media, racism, unacceptable. >> greg: i'm getting the sense, juan, this is a point you will be hammering over and over again for the next 17 years. the intensity of the focus of this thing is unbelievable when you compare it in the context of other things that have gone on, what other presidents have done, i'm sorry, but we have to say that. it wasn't like this when president obama took his time responding to other things. if all you see is racism when you think donald trump, if all you think of racism when you think of republicans, when all you think of racism when you think of the people who voted for trump, yourfi confirmation bias makes your opinion pointless. >> juan: what if you don't think that? >> greg: from what i'm gathering when i'm watching the news, whenwh anna navarro says e is not human, that is irrational. there is a lot of -- there

>> greg: high, i am greg gutfeld with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, chris starr wilde, dana perino, "the five" " if i were a professor, i would teach a course called socialism 101, where every student must spend a moment on venezuela. their eyes glued to the grim results of policies endorsed by the bernie sanders of the world. the class actually is happening right now, but is anyone watching. not if "game of thrones" is on, or if president trump tweets. those take priority. it's too bad. for the past decade, we have watched an oil rich country descended to chaos, where toilet paper is worth more than actual currency and their currency not worth a. it is socialism 101. a government that controls production and distribution produces scarcity followed by a sham elections, rest, dictatorship, writes in the street. it never starts that way, way. it begins with a left wing populace and its fan base. self absorbed elites portraying a holy hell as a heaven and waiting. where are they now, these venezuelan fan boys. sean penn, jeremy corbin, oliver stone, michael moore, doing a plate on the