] >> tariq: go to five. let's go to five. oh, no. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] all right. now he fakes confidence but it's -- you can tell he's trembling underneath. [ laughter ] >> song. four words. >> jimmy: i kissed a girl. >> first word. [ laughter ] roll. roll. roll. [ cheers and applause ] tumble. roll. >> ooh, i know. >> spin. roll. >> jimmy: wow. >> rolling? rolling -- down the river. [ light laughter ] second word. "rolling in the deep?" [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: wow! wow! you worked hard. you work too hard, man. >> commitment. >> jimmy: that is commitment. i know last time we eds od. last time, who did we play with, matt? >> we played with jessica biel. >> jimmy: yes, and?uys re stomp us and squashing us. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then i actually beat her on "cry me a river." >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] >> at the end. >> jimmy: that's right. >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: her husband's own song. [ laughter ] >> how are they doing by the way? >> jimmy: they are real -- they're fantastic. they're f

tariq? >> tariq: oh, okay. >> jimmy: throw your mask on. three, two, one, go. >> i am -- trump is my -- my bitch. >> tariq: vladimir putin. [ laughter and applause ] >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: all right. [ laughter ] >> oh, i can't -- i can't -- [ bird noise ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> i live in space. i'm a chimp. >> jimmy: cardi b? [ laughter ] >> i'm really hairy. [ screech ] >> jimmy: oh, chewbacca? >> oh, man! >> tariq: you get a car, you get a car. >> oprah! >> oh, my god. [ buzzer ] >> oh! >> tariq: we got it, we got it. >> jimmy: tied up! all right, here we go. that is officially the worst impression of chewbacca i have ever heard my entire life. [ laughter ] oh, my god. i thought you were going like "okurrr." i was like, "what are you doing?" i live in space on a ship? >> tariq: on a ship. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: come in. but then i got it. we got it. >> oh, my god! this is so bad. >> jimmy: all right. here we go. >> this is so bad. >> jimmy: all right. all right. here we go. we're gonna do one final round for the winner here. y

>> yay[ plause ] >> tariq: okay. i think everybody should have equal distribution and -- >> bernie sanders. >> jimmy: hey, that was fantastic! [ babbling ] >> oh! oh, yeah, what's his name? adam sandler. >> jimmy: yes. that's right. good. ] [ laught >> i am in the matrix. >> tariq: oh, keanu. keanu! >> oh, i have a big butt also! [ buzzer ] >> oh! ♪e [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: zachary quinto, tariq trotter. my partner mila kunis. [ cheers and applause ] we're talking to zachary after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ keep it comin' love. if you keep on eating, we'll keep it comin'. all you can eat riblets and tenders at applebee's. now that's eatin' good in the neighborhood. you're gonna do great! thanks, dad! break a leg! aflac?! not that kind of break. oooh! that had to hurt. aflac?! not that kind of hurt. yeah, aflac paid us cash in just one day to help with our car payments and mortgage. aflac! perfect timing! see how aflac helps cover everyday expenses at aflac.com.

tariq, you let me know if you .nt to do any of these, m >> tariq: all right, all right. okay, cool. >> steve: they'll let you know. >> jimmy: yeah, he'll let me know. this next one's from @v.i. price. >> steve: v.i. price. >> jimmy: vincent -- >> steve: vincmyt price? >> joh, man, i don't know if i can do this. his song is -- ♪ ♪ tyrannosaurus you may have tiny arms but you've got a big plus ♪ ♪ your giant legs are super fast in the forst ♪ ♪ oh he's a dino who eats people but he can't grip a beach ball tyrannosaurus ♪ ♪ch rs and applause ] >> jimmy: tariq, whenever you're ready, atn. >> tariq: as decent. >> jimmy: appreciate it, man. >> tariq: i'll do this next one. >> jimmy: thank you, buddy. this is from @jason bergeron. maybe it's t bergeron's son. steve: could be. >> jimmy: all right. his song is -- tariq. ♪ let's talk about rex baby he's going to eat you or me ♪ ♪ let's talk about all the ways out of the park or up a tree ♪ ♪ let's talk about rex let's talk about rex♪ ♪ [ cheers and a >> jimmy: how come you're not doing tall of these?

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well let's bring in our guests now joining us on skype from dence tied austria is tariq roth a nuclear arms control specialist who is also a former head of the verification and security policy coordination office at the international atomic energy agency in paris and mark fitzpatrick former u.s. state department official well he also served as acting deputy undersecretary for proliferation and also on skype from new delhi is happy mon jacob associate professor of diplomacy and disarmament studies at the university school of international studies a very warm welcome to all of you i'm going to start to with the same first question to all of you which is fifty years on from the treaty was it a success or failure did it achieve its aims mr rolfe i'll start with you and stein . while i would split up the creator has been a success the failings of those are states themselves not living up to the obligations that they themselves and the took particularly with regard to achieve it nuclear disarmament disparaging us on free of nuclear and other weapons of mass destruction in the region of the m

the most contentious pakistani general elections has been hit by more violence a candidate for the tariq insaaf party which is led by the former cricketer imran khan was killed in an attack in khan in the northwest of the country the candidate died of his injuries after his car was targeted by a suicide bomber he was a former agriculture minister three other people were injured and pakistani media reporting that twenty people have been hit been injured rather in a great attack at the. party's election office in question on sunday it's the second attack on the party in the past ten days security forces are searching for the attacker has been a sama is a journalist and filmmaker focusing on pakistan she says the attacks are meant to scare away voters. pakistan's elections are often been punctuated by violence the previous elections we had to present routine were also preceded by a lot of violence there's a lot of attempts to keep people from participating in the democratic political process and yet people to are not in record numbers in the in the previous two elections to vote this this b

where fief is taking legal action against a company that pirating world cup broadcasts let's talk to tariq punjab is a global sports reporter for the new york times is joining us now on skype from moscow thanks very much indeed for your time fee for and other sports organizations seem to have identified that this company in some way is connected to saudi arabia what is the likelihood that they're going to be able to bring some sort of prosecution in this case. it's a really good question. and i think the likelihood quite limited. by what being major is. out there. they try to get legal representation in thousand year radio where they have had months and months of saying to be represented and the reason they want to do it. is the fact that the media through that time arab satellite mission company which is based in riyadh of course they can only act in saudi arabia quite as in a way. if you can't get a lawyer on legal action you're not going to get it this is been going on now for the best part of the year it's interesting isn't it that it's not just about fee for in this case isn't it's th

tariq, come on, tariq. you can do it. ♪ >> jimmy: oh, "i like it like that." ♪ >> hey, yeah. ♪ okay jane jane is back from that section of the back ♪ ♪ you came all the way from england we know england's where it's at ♪ ♪ in the middle of the summer you can find her laying back ♪ ♪ on a pontoon on the weekend lake and probably playing back ♪ ♪ on some hey oh ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on. that's fantastic. thank you. thank you very much. yeah, i'll come down. i'll come down, yeah. i'm going to cut through here. let me just cut through here. how you doing? i'll cut through here if you don't mind. hey, how are you doing? nice to see you. >> hi. >> jimmy: how you doing? hey, buddy. how are you? oh, don't get up. no, everyone else did. you don't have to. hi, how you doing? nice to see you, buddy. how you doing, pal? nice to see you. hello. how are you? i'm coming. i'm going to pick you. >> you're picking me? >> jimmy: i'm picking you! [ cheers ] get over here. should we go

once again, these tse real tw do you want to start us off, tariq? >> tariq: yes, sir. >> jimmy: yeah. ♪ monday donald said cohen just wasn't believable said checking out ♪e ♪ his offs inconceivable totally unheard of and perhaps illegal ♪ ♪ especially with a tape-recorded tape under the table then the cohen tapes leaked ♪ ♪ man he didn't want that called it a rigged witch hunt heed by ♪ ♪ the angry democrats then he took it back on up to 2016 blaming crooked hillary ♪ ♪ and the dnc so the fbi is out looking for collusion while the president tweets ♪ ♪ i had a great meeting with putin ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ he put the caps lock on started beef with iran said never ever threaten the united states again ♪ ♪ now never mind the grammar no time for editing he said that robert muer is conflicted and discredited ♪ ♪ he dissed his lawyer europe and even amazon but don't worry your favorite president ♪ ♪ did nothing wrong [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots. cheers and ap

provincial assemblies these are the four honest former cricketer imran khan heads the center right pakistan tariq insaaf posse is up against shahbaz sharif a brother of jailed former prime minister now us who rules the pm out and party there's also the pakistan people's party led by a better well bhutto is a dowry the twenty nine year old son of a suffocated former prime minister benazir that's actually going to have small. eisel claimed responsibility for this suicide bomb attack outside a polling station in quite dozens were killed another suicide bombing in the same province earlier this month at a campaign event killed one hundred forty nine people including a candidate pakistan has deployed eight hundred thousand security personnel across the country below while bhutto's adare one of three main candidates for prime minister said voters would not be deterred the diaries mother former prime minister benazir bhutto was assassinated in two thousand and seven. is an attempt to disrupt the political process the people will not be affected by this they will come out and vote in full force. the dory

on the poor was a candidate of the pakistan tariq insaf which is currently polling ahead is very targeted in the northwestern province of khyber packed on quad as he was leaving a political beating the pakistani taliban has claimed responsibility key to finance ministers and central bankers meeting in tina are warning that heightened trade and geopolitical tensions are putting global growth at risk the meeting comes in the wake of escalating trade tensions between the us china and europe following a wave of tariffs introduced five president don't trump those are the headlines on al-jazeera up next one i want to waste. just so. up in these himalayan mountains you feel you could almost touch the sky. no wonder people who live here if you close to the heavens and their gods. but the reality you there are a lot of very unhappy meetings going on here. these are stealing precious religious icons it's affected not only of valuable treasures but also of culture. i'm steve chow on this episode a one on one east we're deep in the himalayas tracking those behind the fast and appalls garments. the dr

that's not -- >> tariq: yeah. it was -- ♪ levy's button fly 501 blues ♪ >> jimmy: but i was singing -- ♪ seagram's golden wine coolers this is dry ♪ ♪ golden wine coolers my, my, my, my golden wine coolers ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: anyways. bruce willis. >> steve: bruce willis, man. he sang that song. ♪ >> jimmy: what's that now? [ light laughter ] >> steve: he sang that seagram'ld >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> steve: he played the harp. >> jimmy: what was that? >> steve: he played the harmonica, but he called it a a harp. >> jimmy: that was him playing it? >> steve: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: wow. [ light laughter ] it was great. >> steve: yeah. good. called him bruno -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you did? >> steve: that was his nickname? no that was his nickname, bruno. >> jimmy: did you ever meet him before? >> steve: oh yeah. he's hosted a couple times. super nice guy. >> jimmy: that's a great story. >> steve: oh yeah. >> jimmy: ready? i swear. [ light laughter ] ♪ thank you, paper ketchup c

>> tariq: yeah! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. welcome. welcome, everyone. welcome, welcome, welcome, to "the tonight show." this is it.pp [ cheers anduse ] my name is jimmy fallon, i'm your host. guys, let's get to the news. mpe news is still crazy. today, president tweeted that he thinks russia is going to interfere in the midterm ec ons and that they want the democrats to win. yeah. [ light laughter ] in response, putin was like, "fake news, is total witch hunt." [ laughter and appuse ] that's fake news. but, trump has been busy. earlier today he gave a speech in kansas city. and before he started he had everyone listen to the song, "god bless the u.s.a.." he just played the song and had everyone listen to it, while he s.ood on stage. take a look at t ♪ across the plains of texas from sea to shining sea from detroit down to houston ♪ ♪ and it's time we stand and say that i'm proud to be an american ♪ ♪ where at least i know 'm free god bless the

tariq: yeah. >> steve: and now,ere he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and appuse ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodnes thank you very much, everybody. welcome. welcome, welcome, weto "the tonight show," everybody. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. let's get to some news today it was announced that president trump and vladimir put will have a a one-on-one meeting next month in finland. trump is excited because he thinks finland is europe's version of seaworld. [ laughter ] "i want to see shamu. l ite shark week every week." [ laughter ] i saw that trump is also scheduled to visit the uk in two weeks. which means he's got 14 days to learn how to speak english. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] but trump has already been doing some traveling. he did a rally in north dakota last night. and at one point, he brought congressman kevin crp to the stage. liey gave each other a hug, kind of -- it was le awkward. watch this. >> welcome to north dakota! [ cheers ] [ laughter ] es>> jimmy: i think trump that guy $130,

>> tariq: yeah! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh. oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody. thank you for being here! thank you very much. and welcome to "the tonight show" everybody. [ cheers and applause ] guys before we start, just a a reminder this is like a a meeting between trump and his lawyer. it is all being recorded. so, just so you know. [ light laughter ] that's right. did you hear about this last night, cnn released a recording of trump and his lawyer talking about using hush money to cover up his affair with playboy model karen mcdougal. [ audience oohs ] in response, trump was like, oh, no, stormy daniels might find out i cheated on her. i don't know what i'm gonna do. that's right, the tape is from 2016. and you can hear trump talking about paying off a playboy model. yeah, it was the first time ever that trump didn't want to hear himself talk. he was like, turn it off. turn it off. [ laughter and applause ] it's a big story and cnn was the first to rele

suicide attack that also wounded four others a crime other than the poor was a candidate of the pakistan tariq in the south of p.t.i. party is vehicle was targeted in the northwestern province of khyber part of our as he was leaving a political meeting the pakistani taliban has claimed responsibility. for wednesday's election is promising to be pakistan's most unpredictable yet with allegations of media restrictions and polling overshadowing the vote some avenge of a force from lahore in punjab province. this is the man considered a disruptor by pakistan's two main political parties until a few months ago but now polls suggest iran khan's the wrekin soft party is the frontrunner he's taken the lead from the washer if the former prime minister who is really jailed by an accountability for the rise of iran hollande in the fall of the russia is alleged to have been engineered by the establishment a local metaphor for pakistan's military this is a plan and it is intended to bring about a result in this election which the planners want. it will produce a situation which will cause further difficult

. >> tariq: yeah! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! it is a hot show. it is a hot show tonight. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] this is it. you're here. thank you for being here, everybody. thank you for watching. guys, tonight president trump held a big rally up in minnesota. it's part of his plan to get as far away from the mexican border as possible. [ laughter and applause ] that's right, president trump went to minnesota to hold a a rally. at one point even his staff was like, "let's just push him into canada and be done with this. [ laughter ] let's just get this over with." people are really upset about how trump's handled immigrant families. in fact, while trump was visiting congress this week, someone yelled, "mr. president, eff you!" [ light laughter ] but don't worry, melania quickly apologized. [ laughter and applause ] and then they got over it and they go, "no, that's" -- but this is big, trump reversed course today and signed an

there is some flash for tariq ricci coming up. here he made his return to the rink after nearly three years out last month and he is scheduled to fight francesco again in three weeks' time, in belfast. it has been long linked to a fight with anthonyjoshua a dilfer has been long linked to a fight with anthony joshua a dilfer that has been long linked to a fight with anthonyjoshua a dilfer that has yet to be signed. soak fury has taken the initiative. i can revealthat negotiations are being very strong for december. we're almost done with this deal. but i will not be looking over francesco. he is going to get me the right. the right fight and the right work to prepare me for this. andy murray says it will be like starting from scratch when he faces the kinsey mcdonald in the first round of the washington open tonight. you remember, he pulled out of wimbledon on the eve of the tournament because he was not ready. this will be just his third tournament since having surgery in january and is first on a hard court. the good thing is whe