this is jimmy fallon. jimmy fallon auditioning for the role of mike bbiglia. [ cheersnd applause ] >> jimmy: you -- >> no, no., stt. no, no. it's not an impression. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, just be me? >> it's not an impression. just you. immy: of course. >> it's jimmy fallon doing the words. >> jimmy: all right, good. sorry. all right, here we g [ laughter ] a few years ago, i start walking in my sleep. i was living with my girlfriend.i and this recurring dream that there was a hovering, insect-like jackal in our bedroom. and i would jump up on our bed and strike a karate pose. [ light laughter ] i had never taken karate. but i had the books from the book fair when i was a kid and i would say, "abby." that was my girlfriend. "there's a jackal in the room." and she got so used to it. she could talk me down while remaing asleep. she would say, "there's no jackal. go to bed." and i would say, "are you sure?" .d she'd say, "yes, micha there's no jackal. go to bed." and i'd say, "okay, okay." and then

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. welcome, everybody. looking good. looking good out there. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. you guys, thanksgiving is almost here. and earlier today, president trumpardoned a turkey at the white house. [ light laughter ] i y ad that before the cerem the turkey was shampooed and dusted with baby powder to make him glisten. [ laughter ] w's very interesting, because every morning, tte house staff does the same thing to trump. [ laughter and applause ] "a little -- a little on this side." let's take a look at the moment that trump pardoned the turkey. >> peas, i hereby grant you a a full pardon. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: then he said, "i aclo e you my new attorney general. [ laughter and applause ]s peas, peas ie new attorney general." i saw that after trump pardoned the turkey, he immediately flew down to florida for thanksgiving so, i guess that means the turke

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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. hot crowd. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." you made it, you're here. thank you for being here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] we -- >> crowd member: jimmy! >> jimmy: thank you, sir. you guys, the mid-term elections are over, finally.

anyways, take a look. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy fallon, and this is the sharpie challenge. [ cheers and applause ] there we go. >> jimmy: there we go! now, it is your turn! i want you guys to go crazy with this. you can add music, sound effects, props, whatever you want to do. costumes. just record and post it on tick-tock, instagram, twitter or youtube and make sure you add the hashtag, #sharpiechallenge. and then we're gonna show our favorite ones on the show. i can't wait to see what you guys come up with. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: oh, i didn't want to do that. guys, it's time for "tonight showhacheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: hey, guys, we do this thing every week where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic. so, because thanksgiving is coming up, i sent out a hashtag called #turkeydaytradition. and i asked you guys to send us a funny or weird thing that your family does on thanksgiving. within 30 minutes it was a a trending topic in the u.s. so, thank you for playing along. [ cheers and applau

alexa, tell me a j >> actually, my friend jimmy fallon wants to tell a a joke. let's give him a shot. >> jimmy: what did the horse say to the scarecrow? y. [ laughter ] ♪ >> so what do you think? should i let jimmy tell the jokes for a few weeks? >> jimmy: yes. >> okay, jimmy will te jokes for a while. but remember, if you ever miss me, just say, "i miss jokes." [ light laughter ]>> immy: i'm not going to say that. [ laughter ] there's just -- we did like a a thousand jokes for kids and stuff like that. alexa, tell me a jok >> okay, jimmy, make 'em laugh. >> >> jimmy: what does a turkey say after you eat his leg? wobble, wobble. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: anyways, that's how it works. the jokes are silly. kids will love them.av if youan amazon echo or any of the echo products, ask it to tell you a joke.i anll try to make you laugh. and if you -- [ cheers and applause ] if you don't have an echo, u well, now. amazon is giving everyone in tonight's audience a brand new amazon echo dot. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ thank you to our friends at amazon. we love playing w

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tonight is a specialto on the ght show starring jimmy fallon. in honor of veteran's day, the studio audience will be packed vth active duty military members,erans and families. one of the people in the audience is from maryland. e joined jimmy for a game called thesp w challenge. >> your husband is behind you. >> huh? >> your -- >> tore? >> what a great surprise for her. do not miss her reaction. we are going to save that for s "the tonigw" after our newscast. that was prettybrilliant. >> that was awesome. >> who is overdressed here? >> this is the definition of a bad sign. >> don't put the hood on. >> you won'teed that. you will need hats. i th what they got here. telemundo 44. this is a place for my hat and they have plenty o places for goffs. you will need it all. this is the cold air we are talking out. look at the latest information. 30 to 40 me an hour winds with temperatures only in the low to mid 40s. it really will be this col am i'm not joking here. as we move out, out there right now -- >> now it's there with the heat down. we are sit

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ladies and gentlemen -- [ drum roll ] >> and next, we have jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: ashley graham, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] check out her podcast "pretty big deal." we'll be right back with the struts and kesha. stick around. twirl. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ the best internet meets the best things to do on the internet. switch to fios, the 100% fiber-optic network, and get a year of amazon prime and an amazon echo on us. already have prime? we'll cover another year. it's all yours when you sign up for the fastest internet available fios gigabit connection, plus tv, plus phone, all with a 2-year price guarantee all for just $79.99 per month with a 2-year agreement. get fios, the fastest internet in the us. 100% fiber-optic network. 100% phenomenal. go to getfios.com today. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: performing "body talks" from eir new album "young and dangerous," give it up for the struts and kesha! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ your eyes follow like a spotlight two eyes like the sun go ahead ♪ eep your

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applae ] >> jimmy: that's right. hot crowd. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." you made it, you're here. thank you for being heu guys. [ cheers and applause ] we -- >> crowd member: jimmy! >> jimmy: thank you, sir. you guys, the mid-term electis are over, finally. thd congress is now split with republicans winninsenate but losing the house. trump was shocked. he said, "i thoughthose were e same thing." [ laughter ] now that they control the house,emocrats will try to investigate trump's finances and get his tax returns. which is why today, trump ran up to the troops guarding the xican border and yelled, "let me out. get me out of here!" a [ laught applause ] actually, at a press conference today, trump talked about his tax returns saying, "they're x.tremely comp people wouldn't understand them." about his taxes like a a moody 14-year-old talks about a poem he wrote. [ laughter ] w "yldn't get it, d

shout out to the roots, shout out to jimmy fallon. makes some noise for yourselves. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: meek mill! [ cheers and applause ] "championship" is out november 30th. "oodles o' noodles babies." we'll be right back. come on now -- [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey, batter, batter, batter, batter. [ crowd cheers ] like everyone, i lead a busy life. but i know the importance of having time to do what you love. at comcast we know our customers' time is valuable. that's why we have 2-hour appointment windows, including nights and weekends. so you can do more of what you love. my name is tito, and i'm a tech ops manager at comcast. we're working to make things simple, easy and awesome. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to tim allen sophia and all snipe robots. meek mill once again! [ cheers and applause ] the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania. the best, stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow. happy thanksgiving! [ applause ] â

. > jimmy fallon got quite the surprise while rearsing his "thank you notes" segment for tonight's episode of "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, it could be an interesting show tonight. stin timberlake is on, but he can't speak. he's under doctor's order to not talk. we'll have to see what they can do, maybe there will be some charades involved. he is authentically surprised there. he got him. >> sometimes you loseoi your and maybe you ought to watch so you can learn how to do the weather without talking. >> well, you know, we'll try that. justin and i, we've had -- in our meetings about loses voices together, it's been tough. but we get through it together, as well. >> okay. and y can probably do a mean game of charades anyway. >> yeah, i'm pretty good at that game. t there tonight, guys, this is what we got.ot we a little of this. wind. that's exactly what we got out there tonight. winds gusting to 30, 35 miln hour right now. going to be a very nice night, as far as temperatures 'vgo. actually risen, we went down to 66 degrees a little earlier, now, take look at this. up

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fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, mydn hi, everybody. thank you very much. thank you so much and welcome, welcome, welcome, to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. well, you guys, the holiday season is here. and i saw that tomorrow is the white house christmas tree lighting. though, when trump first sees a a bunch of blinking lights outside, he'll shout, "oh, my god, it's the fbi. tell them we're not home." [ laughter and applause ] but the white house just put up their official christmas decorations and the theme this year is american treasures. which sounds less like a theme, more a line of creepy dolls sold on qvc. [ laughter and applause ] "y'all, look at these american treasures, y'all. there's only 300,000 left and they're just so cute. [ laughter ] this one here looks like he got into daddy's paint. [ laughter ] he's in trouble." [ laughter ] i heard that melania is in charge of all of the decorati

the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 968. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. thank you, everybody. welcome. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, you're here. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] you guys, today is cyber monday. it's the busiest shoppy of the year, and americans spent billions of dollars online. billions. earlier today, i saw a u.p.s. guy hiding under h own truck and breathing into a paper bag. [ laughter and applause ] he was like, "i can't do it. i can't do it! alere's no way." of course, to get there were codes that you had to enter online. l.l. bean was 20% off with the code thanks20. the gap was 50% off with the code cyber. and kohl's was free wi the code, please take this crap off our hands. [ laughter and applause ] cast take it. just fill up you that's right. everything on the gap'ite was 50% off. but it's just not the same without hearing a real employee sigh at you, grab a shirt,

i mean, you know, i mean we're talking to jimmy fallon so like -- like you don't know what we're saying here. but tv is a tough business, man. and i mean we came into this whole thing sort of shock and awe. i mean we had never had any inspiration to be on television. we didn't know anything about the business. so when you step into this universe, i mean, it takes you a little bit to get your feet under you, to say the least. and i'd say after five years, we really realized, we really wanted to take a step back and just kind of, really focus on our marriage. focus on our family and just, kind of, catch our breath, you know. >> have a baby. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. >> and this funny -- >> jimmy: and have a baby. >> this is funny. >> jimmy: you -- you -- >> yeah, thank you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: no, oh my gosh. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] come on. sit down >> can you take that part out. okay. sorry about that. >> she almost hit me right in the tenders. [ laughter ] >> let's do it. >> she clearly does not want a a sixth child. because -- [ laughter ] jimmy's gonna work this out, but jimmy, yo

fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. thank you ve, very much. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to ht "the tonhow." this is it. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for beg here. guys, this sunday is veterans day and our audience tonight is made up of u.s. military veterans.if let's hear iou are in the -- [ cheers and applause ] ♪ let's hear it if you were in the army! cheers and applause ] the navy! [ cheers and applause ] coast guard! [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] marines! [ cheers and applause ]fo aie! [ cheers and applause ] space force! [ laughter ] maybe -- maybe next year, man. s saw that on sunday veter can get a free meal at golden corral and a free burrito at chipotle. and in response veterans were like, "my god, haven't we beenug thenough?" [ laughter and applause ] did you guys hear about this? two marine pilots haveeen grounded after they drew something inappropriate with their flight path. [ lau

bj the chicago kid and hundercat, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my goodness!my goo! a hot crowd! [ cheers and applause ] welcome. thank you for being here! welcome to "the tonight show," everybody! rockefeller centhr did you see it? well, yeah. [ laughter ] there were thousands of people out in the plaza. it was really nice watching parents show their kids the true meaning of claustrophobia. [ laughter and applause ] the tree lighting is such a a great tradition though. it's fun for everyone except the guy who waited four hours in the freezing cold is that then sneezed and totally missed it. [ laughter and applause ] it's like -- [ sneeze ] "oh, you're kidding me? you're joking me?" but the tree is beautiful. it's so pretty. you barely notice the 80-foot orange extension cord running from the star to the bottom. it's cute. actually, i read that the star weighs 900 pounds and features three million crystals. [ audience oohs ] crystals, or as guys from new jersey call that a pinky

and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! looking good! looking great out there. you guys, our pal justin timberlake here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show."le s get to some jokes. guys, today is the first day of "vember. turkeys were likyone else have a weird feeling that something terrible is about to happen?" [ laughter and applause ] let's get to some news here. the mid-term elections are jawt five day. president trump couldn't believe they're so close. he said, "so many people to of nd, so little time." [ laughter and applause ] i figured that out. i figured out the smile, yeah. >> steve: come on. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i saw that last nighte trum a rally in florida mere he attacked immigrants, democrats, and tia. even the biggest trump supporters in the crowd were like, "play some new stuff!" [ laughter and applause ] but trump's spent the last few weeks travelling the country and holding ralli

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fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much everybody, hey! [ cheers and applause ] welcome everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] this is it. you're here. you made it. thank you for being here. you guys, this thursday is thanksgiving! [ cheers ] yeah, and tomorrow at the white house president trump will pardon a turkey, and after the ceremony the turkey will be sent to live on a farm upstate with jeff sessions. [ laughter and applause ] americans actually get to vote on which turkey trump pardons, and i saw that the two finalists are named peas and carrots. [ light laughter ] when he heard they're both named after vegetables trump was like, "forget it. they're both goners. [ laughter ] where's mcmuffin and milkshake?" that's right, americans can vote on which turkey gets pardoned. you can tell the turkeys want to drag it out as long as possible, cause today they asked if that vote could happen in florida. [ laughter ] [ c

fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- ice-t and mariska hargitay, macaulay culkin, musical guest j.i.d featuring bj the chicago kid and thundercat, and the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 970, colorado, higgins. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my goodness! that is a hot crowd tonight. oh, my goodness! a hot crowd! [ cheers and applause ] welcome. thank you for being here! welcome to "the tonigh everybody! guys, tonight was the big rockefeller center christmas tree lighting. did you see it? well, yeah. [ laughter ] there were thousands of people out in the plaza. it was reallnice watching parents show their kids the true meaning of claustrophobia. [ laughter and applause ] the tree lighting is such a a great tradition though. it's funor everyone except the guy who waited four hours in the freezing cold is that then sneezed and totally missed la. [ laughter and ae ] it's like -- [ sneeze ] "oh, you're

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fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my goodness! i love you! welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys, this weekend is o ylight savings time which means we all geteep in an extra hour on sunday. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. we all gain an hour and then t lose that hoing to change the clock on the microwave. [ laughter and applause ] i pressed star and alr pressed clock! i pressed clock. [ laughter ] and this is fun. sunday is also the new york city marathon. [ cheers and applause ] well, as it's also known, the super bowl of chafing. [ laughter and applause ] let's get to some news here. in a new interview, gayle ki said that she's still encouraging oprah to run for president in 2020. [ cheers and applaus] when he heard that, joe biden was like, "shut up, gayle." [ laughter and applause ] get this.e hillary clinton's advisers said that it's more likely that she wins the powerball t

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much! welcome, everybody! thank you so much. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] "the tonight show." hey guys, thanksgiving is less than a week away. [ cheers ] which means, if you haven't left for the airport by now, you're screwed. [ laughter and applause ] let's get to some news here. guys, i heard that president trump is going to meet with north korean leader kim jong-un after the new year. makes sense, 'cause trump's new year's resolution is to appreciate the little things. [ laughter ] that's right, trump and kim jong-un are planning ot get together after new year's. that's interesting, because when most people say "let's get together after new year's" that really mean "let's never get together." [ laughter ] i saw that today trump presented the medal of freedom to seven people, including babe ruth. it was his idea to combine peanuts, caramel, and nougat into on

featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: v-o-t-e. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. thank you guys very much! weomyovery much. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] you guys, tomorrow is election day. that is tomorrow. which means right now thousands of russians are scrambling to get their last minute hacking done. [ laughter and applause ] that's right, the midterm elections are tomorrow. and i saw that patagonia is closing its stores nationwide to give employees and customers time to vote. [ cheers and applause ] when he heard that, the ceo of sears was like, "uh, yeah, that's why our stores are closed, too. [ laughter and applause ] give you time to -- give you a a lot of time to vote." but before tomorrow's elections, president trump held three different rallies today. we was in missouri, ohio, and indiana. by the end trump was so tired, he accidentally pronounced every word right. [ laughter and applause ] yeah, it was unbe

the legendary roots crew.te >> s: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause im >>: oh, my goodness. that's what i'm talkin welcome everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welce to the "tonight show." thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. let's get to -- >> we love you jimmy. >> jimmy: i love you so much. thank you. i love you back. let's get to some news here, guys. i heard that president trump wants to fire his chief of staff john kelly.[ dience ohs ] kelly was shocked. he was like, "wait, i haven't already been fired? [ laughter ] i still work here?" [ cheers and applause ]ep there are alsots that trump wants to fire his homeland security secretary kirstjen nielsen. [ audience oohs ] when asked w he liked to run homeland security, trump said, "claire danes. [ cheers and applause ] she's perfect, absolutely perfect." some more news here. today, trump took part in a a ceremony to celebrate diwali, the hindu festival of lights. but at the event, trump had a a little trouble

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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. that is -- oh, my god, welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome to the "tonight show" everybody! thank you for being here! [ cheers and applause ]to let's geome news here, guys. after firing attorney general jeff sessions, i read that president trump might replace him with chris christie. [ audience oohs ] christie was so excited he tore his apron off at jersey mike's d yelled, "i quit! [ laughter and applause ] i'm ready totart -- enough. that's right, trump might replace jeff sessions with chris christie. apparently trump was like, "thei el't work, let's try santa." [ laughter and applause ] oh, get this. people here in new york can't stopalking about a rare mandarin duck that showed up in central park a few days ago. you about?t i'm talking can we take a look at that duck? look at this. [ audience ohs ] oh. that duck is beautiful. [ laughter ] wow! sorry, guys. just one second.

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. hey, welcome! welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. [ cheers and applause ] you're here. thank you very much. guys, from the new movie "a star is born", bradley cooper is here. [ cheers and applause ] in the film -- in the film he plays a drunk in the middle of a downward spiral. or as brett kavanaugh calls it, the feel good movie of the year. [ laughter ] let's get to news here. today at 2:18 p.m. as part of a a new emergency alert system, president trump texted the entire country at once. [ light laughter ] and trump said whoever responded first will officially become the next supreme court justice. [ laughter and applause ] that's how they're doing it now. >> steve: that's fair. >> jimmy: that's how they're doing it. that's right, there is a new fema alert system that allowed trump to text the whole country. it's a historic moment, because it's the first time