tonight -- hilary, larry, and josh meyers, and we'll play "the newlywed game" with the meyers family. featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: happy thanksgiving, everybody! how we doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. today is thanksgiving, and if you're watching us right now, i'm guessing the guest room was taken. [ laughter ] either that or you passed out right after dinner, slept for seven hours, and now your entire weekend is screwed. [ laughter ] that's right, it's thanksgiving and it's now 12:35 a.m., which means your mom is currently beating the snot out of someone at best buy. [ laughter ] forecasters were predicting 20 degree temperatures for this morning's start at the macy's thanksgiving day parade, which feels like 6 degrees with wind chill. damn, does anyone really like looking at balloons that much? [ laughter ] oh right, oh right, i forgot. i forgot, there is one person. there is one person. [ laughter ] [ cheers and a

i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. at a campaign rally last night, president trump bragged about his response to the multiple explosive devices sent to prominent democrats saying, quote, "by the way, do you see how nice i'm behaving tonight?" [ laughter ] you know, like a normal person would say. [ laughter ] if you're ever on a date with a guy and he says, "see how nice i'm behaving?" pepper spray him until the canister runs out. [ laughter and applause ] according to "the new york times," president trump has two official iphones. one that is used for calls and one that is used for twitter and other apps.

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stay tuned for "laht with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applae ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight, michael moore, from "wild life" writer and director paul dano, featuring the 8g band with jon theodore. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening everybody. i'm seth meyers. how are we doing tonight?ee [ and applause ] seth: that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. when asked in an interview yesterday, if he is always trhful, president trump responded, quote, "i do try, and i always want to when i can.th i tell the truth." [ laughter ] wow! mean it's hard to believe that in a couple of hundred years america went from "i cannot tell lie" to, "let's see how i feel." [ laughter ] in a new axios interview, president trump claimed that if he received more favorable news coverage he would be, quote, the nicest president you've ever seen. [ laughter ] maybe,

i meant seth meyers." because i'm also friends with seth rogen.e >> seth: yeah. >> much better friends with you. >> seth: right. >> i was at your wedding. >> seth: yeah. >> wasn't at seth's. >> seth: mm-mmm. >> would have loved to been. i didn't make the cut.et >> yeah. but you, i did. so, i want to say here and now m thatloser friends with you than i am seth rogen. screw seth rogen. >> seth: i feel like you need to correct the record on stern next time you gon. that's what i'm going to -- >> well, he'll watch this, and that will serve as the correction. yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: there you go. hey man, congrats onmovie. >> thanks, baby. >> seth: we've talked about it already. it's so wonderful. you wrote it, you direct it, you star in it. >> yes. >> seth: and it is about -- it was inspired by e e result of 16 election. >> yes, yes. this movie would not have been i possible iary clinton was president. >> seth: yeah. so, thank you to donald trump. [ light laughter ] >> seth: yup.e >> i appreci. thank

i'm seth meyers. how are we doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. when asked in an interview yesterday, if he is always truthful, president trump responded, quote, "i do try, and i always want to tell the truth when i can. i tell the truth." [ laughter ] wow! i mean it's hard to believe that in a couple of hundred years america went from "i cannot tell a lie" to, "let's see how i feel." [ laughter ] in a new axios interview, president trump claimed that if he received more favorable news coverage he would be, quote, the nicest president you've ever seen. [ laughter ] maybe, if this is the only other president you've ever seen. [ laughter ] [ applause ] house minority leader nancy pelosi received a standing ovation this week while attending a performance of bruce springsteen's broadway show. and ted cruz got an ovation at "phantom of the opera" because they thought he was in it. [ laughter ] "i'm not the phantom." the new york city marathon is this weeken

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here with dakota meyer, sean parnell, rob o'neill, and marcus l. if you want to see more of what is happening tonight, go to foxnation.com for extended cuts and even more candid conversations and you have seen on the channel tonight. we are talking about the state of our military, natural to reflect on the guy still serving plate and how you feel the same way. i threw it onto the table of what topics are more interesting. rob, you jumped on rules of engagement, and the extent to which sometimes politicians set rules that are untenable. >> it's not even politicians. the problem is, a lot of senior officers are becoming political and one of the issues is, they never want to tell their boss something you don't want to hear. the next thing, they want to get there next medal a ribbon so they tried to make more rules. one of my last gunfights and afghanistan, and the gunfight in the trees, they back up to the cave, they said, we are asking permission from 500 miles away, we are not being there, our women and children in in a cave are just saying we can p

blaine lute kin meyer, vicki hartsler -- [cheers and applause] a man who did the an auction recently -- [laughter] that was the coolest thing i've seen in a long time, you know? you get used to watching those hearings, and you're just falling asleep. and then you hear this sound, you say, what the hell is that? [laughter] it was billy long are. how good was he? is he a great guy? [cheers and applause] congressman billy long. great guy. great friend of mine. and, of course, a man who,

i'm here with dakota meyer, sean, rob o'neill the mark. some of these commercial breaks will be on fox nation.com for extended cuts. even more candid conversations and you seem tonight. were talking about the state of the military. on veterans day it's natural to reflect on the guy still serving. i threw it on the table what's most interesting. robbie said rules of engagement and the extent to which politicians set rules that are unattainable. >> the problem is a lot of senior officers. one of the issues is they never want to tell their boss something they don't want to hear. and they get their next metal or ribbons they make more rules. one of my last gunfights into the trees were trying to call her health fires and were asking permission from 500 miles away. there were not say were saying they are women or children in the cave but were saying were saying that we don't know. >> the same thing happened in my scenario. my teammates, the last thing i heard was he tried to call and supporter tilli artillery missin this village. there is nobod

what meyer set me up for? we went in i said are we going out for lunch he said no i ordered sandwiches.so i went in the door but of course being tommy thompson i shook hands with everybody i could see. i went up and down the thing. i walked up the steps and shaking hands with everybody and he came out and said don't shake hands. he came in and he said did anybody see you? i said i don't know. [laughter] long story short i went in there we had a sandwich and i said, what can you do for me? he said well, i can support you but i can't do it publicly. can you put on a fundraiser? no i can't do that. can you go down the streets? no i can't do that. what can you do? he said i can talk to some republicans. i said okay. i don't know if Ãbimmediately after i got elected i got a call from john bilotti saying, you know i supported you tommy, because i didn't have a job. and i gave him one. i don't think he ever once did anything for me but it was funny. can you imagine the mayor of kenosha coming down like this. nobody

. >> reporter: tonight, taylor meyer's family is devastated. >> this can't be happening! this can't be true. >> reporter: his mother in california reeling. her 27-year-old son was visiting playa del carmen to celebrate a friend's birthday when he was stabbed to death. >> three people attacked him, stabbed

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. the new york city marathon was yesterday, and president trump freaked out because he thought the caravan was here. [ laughter ]

tonight -- hilary, larry, and josh meyers, and we'll play "the newlywed game" with the meyers family. featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: happy thanksgiving, everybody! how we doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ]ea fantastic to in that case, let's get to the news. today is thanksgiving, and i you're watching us right now, i'm guessing the guest room was taken. [ laughter ] either that or you passed out foright after dinner, slep seven hours, and now your entire weekend is screwed. [ laughter ] that's right, it's thanksgiving and it's now 12:35 a.m., which means your mom is currently beating the snot out of bumeone at bes [ laughter ] forecasters were predicting 20 degree temperatures for thisn g's start at the macy's thanksgiving day parade, which feels like 6 degreil with wind damn, does anyone really like looking at balloons that much? [ laughter ] oh right, oh right, i forgot. i forgot, there is one person. there is one person. [ laughter [ cheers and applause ]

. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump held a pre conference today after democrats took back control of the house. people thought he would be mad. but i don't know, i thought he was pretty energetic and upbeat. >> here we go -- >> well, if you don't mind mr. president -- >> come on. >> that this caravan. >> we need the people -- >> your campaign -- your campaain -- >> wait, that's enough. put down the mic. you are a rude, terrible person. >> in jim's defense, i've traveled with him, and watch him. he's a diligent reporter who busts his butt like the rest of us. >> well, i'm not a big fan of your's either. you aren't the best. [ light laughter ] >> why are you pitting americans against one another, sir? >> peter, what are you trying to be him? >> i don't why you s >> mr. president. >> such a racist question. >> there are some people -- >> that's such a racist question.

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. while surveying fire damage this weekend, president trump attempted to refer to the hard-hit town of paradise, california, but couldn't get the name right. >> and what we saw at pleasure. what a name, right now. pleasure. >> paradise. [ laughter ] >> paradise. >> seth: he's like a guy who's trying to show his friend a porn video but keeps typing the wrong thing into the search bar. [ laughter ] "it was just here. it was called 'trouble in pleasure.' i don't understand." also, nobody wants to hear dirty grandpa over here say the word "pleasure." [ laughter ]lly vastated -- "the town of moist." during his visit to california on friday to survey the damage caused by wildfires, president trump said, quote, "nobody would have ever thought this could happen." really? do you have the same reaction when a "fast and furious" sequel comes out? [ light laughter ] president trump and first lady melania today p

seth meyers, "late night with seth meyers." how would you describe the current state of your presidency? >> in e final couple of weeks. [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: mr. president, what would you say to mike pence, who is probably hoping that you'd be impeached by now, and he'd be the president? >> too bad, mike. [ laughter ] >> seth: how long have you been president? >> for, like, 44 years or something. [ laughter ] >> seth: i haven't seen jared kushner in a while. where is he? >> being held hostage -- [ laughter ] in venezuela. [ laughter ] >> seth: hey, did you hear thatn my wifi had a second child? >> congratulations.e i'm sure youry unhappy about that. [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: you bragged that when you ran the miss universe pageant you used to bato in the dressing room. what did you do when you went in there? >> i'd say, come on, let me see what you have. [ laughter ] >> seth: what do you tell your barber? >> make it look like not good. [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: hey, how's lania? >> i don't know if

. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. supreme court justice ruth bader ginsburg is recovering in the hospital after she fell in her office, and fractured three ribs. wow, if you had told me a supreme court justice fell over, and broke some ribs, i would have bet on the new guy. >> i liked beer. [ laughter ] >> seth: that's right. ruth bader ginsburg is recovering in the hospital after breaking three ribs, and while she's there, her staff is planning to redo her entire office in nerf. [ laughter ] according to reports, acting attorney general matthew whitaker, who will now oversee special counsel robert mueller's russia investigation has previously said the probe has gone too far. why does every trump loyalist look like the security guard at an illegal poker game in the back of an italian restaurant? [ laughter ] there is no subtlety with these guys. [ laughter ] "we need someone to p

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. while surveying fire damage this weekend, president trump attempted to refer to the hard-hit town of paradise,

. >> seth: good evening i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump participated in the turkey pardoning ceremony today.

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers ] that's fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump told reporters

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is just wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump will spend thanksgiving at his mar-a-lago resort in florida.

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?h rs and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. he that case, let's get to news. president trump today responded to criticism that he canceled a visit to a cemetery in france due to bad weather tweeting, quote, "by the way, when the helicopter couldn't fly to the first cery

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] man, that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. in a new interview, president trump called for national voter i.d. laws that

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantc hr. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump held a press conference today after democrats took back control of the house. people thought he would be mad. but i don't know, i thought he

i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. at a campaign rally last night, president trump bragged about his response to the multiple

. >> seth: good evening i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump participated in the turkey pardoning ceremony today. said an aide, "that's mitch mcconnell." [ laughter and applause ] during the turkey pardon ceremony today, president trump mentioned the people impacted by the recent california wildfires and said, quote, "i just came back. i've never seen anything like it. probably nobody has." [ light laughter ] probably nobody has? there were people there when got there, right? [ laughter ] even the turkeys were like, "this dude has a walnut brain." [ laughter ] according to a new report, more than 54 million americans will travel 50 miles or more this thanksgiving. and that doesn't include the half mile walk to get stoned before dinner. [ laughter ] "i left something in the car. i'll be right back." [ laughter ] the cdc today released a statement warning people not to eat romaine lettuce ove

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] man, that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. in a new interview, president trump called for national voter i.d. laws that accuse people of voting illegally saying, quote, "they go around in circles. sometimes they go to their car, put on a different hat, put on a different shirt, come in and vote again." [ light laughter ] yeah, all you've got to do is put on a different hat and nobody will know it's you. [ light laughter ] just ask these two guys. [ laughter ] i swear our president thinks in cartoons. [ light laughter ] he probably thinks the village people is one guy. [ light laughter ] that's right. president trump accused people of voting illegally by changing clothes in their cars and getting back in line or in florida's case, putting on a shirt and getting back in line. [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] according to "the washington post," the deputy national security adviser mira ricardel, who first lady melania trump has asked to be fir

i'm seth meyers. how are we doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. when asked in an interview, yesterday, if he's always truthful, president trump y,responded, quote, "i do nd i always want to tell the truth.

. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? a [ chee applause ]ti that is fantto hear. in that case, let's get to the news. supreme court justice ruth bader ginsburg is ficovering in the hospital after she fell in her , and fractured three ribs. wow, if you had told me a

i'm seth meyer this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is just wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump will spend ks thving at his mar-a-lago resort in florida. and he's going to go around thee table and makeone say why they're thankful for him. [ laughter ] that's right. president trump will spend thanksgiving at his mar-a-lago resort in florida. d if you're curious what melania is making, a run for itg [ er ] [ applause ] after president trump call a judge who ruled against his asylum policy "an obama judge," chief justice john roberts today defend federal judges and said quote, "we do not have obama judges or trump judges, bush judges or clinton judges." they do however have two judges appointed by grover cleveland. [ laughter ] [ applause ]pr lawyers foident trump said yesterday that they have provided special counsel robert mueller's team written answers to questions in the russia investigation. and i don't think the answers are going to help his ca. [ laughter ] [ applause