you're my teammate. >> tariq: i'm good. >> jimmy: come on, here we go. >> tariq: okay, okay. >> jimmy: right now, it is still 0-0. >> tariq: big, big money. big, big money. >> wait, how do you win? >> jimmy: i just made it up because there are no judges. [ laughter ] all right. you have one point. >> i was going to say. >> jimmy: all right. >> come up, michael. >> all right, here we go. [ beeping ] jim carrey played him in a ron howard movie. he was in green prosthetics? >> oh, the grinch. >> there, he got it. >> a dad. >> no words. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: no words. >> legally blonde, her dog was a -- what kind of dog was her dog? legally blonde. she carried around a little -- >> poodle? >> no. taco bell! >> chihuahua. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. >> tariq: sometimes you give this to us for the holidays. like it's a -- you spread it on bread in the morning. >> jimmy: mayonnaise? avocado. >> tariq: yes. >> jimmy: avocado toast. [ applause ] [ beeping intensifies ] >> tariq: yes. >> okay. what you do in a celebration, you -- [ unintelligible ] [ laughter and applause ]

>> tariq: yeah. >> jimmy: just that? nothing else? >> tariq: yeah, i'm good. said. >> tariq: cool. ve nothing else to say? >> tariq: i mean, let me think. no. >> jimmy: we're in front of all these people. and i'm sure they'd like to hear some kindness right now. right guys? [ cheers and applause ] >> tariq: i think they want to hear jokes. >> jimmy: no, they don't! they want to hear you say something kind. >> tariq: fine. hey, james, i appreciate you. >> jimmy: no, no, no. screw james. i'm talking about me. >> what did i do? [ light laughter ] >> tariq: yeah, jimmy, that wasn't very kind. >> jimmy: eh, shut up. >> tariq: you shut up. >> jimmy: no, you shut up. >> tariq: i'll shut up when you shut up. >> jimmy: no, you. >> tariq: no, you! >> jimmy: no, you! >> tariq: no, you shut up! >> jimmy: no, you shut up. >> happy world kindness day from your friends at nbc. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. i'm going for the emmy, you guys. [ laughter ] you guys hear about this? mattel just came out with a new magic eight ball, called the trump magic eight ball. it's like a magic eight ba

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stuffing was my favorite. >> tariq: yes, yes. stuffing was good. >> jimmy: pumpkin pie threw me for a little loop there. >> tariq: yeah a little weird. >> jimmy: yeah that's a little spice -- i wouldn't do pumpkin pie, really. and turkeya little -- >> tariq: turkey's really subtle. >> jimmy: yeah it's subtle. not really but anyway. [ light laughter ] here we go. subtle. oh, guys, hey, here's the next thing. you ever sit around the fire sipping on hot cocoa, grab a a candy cane off the tree and think, 'instead of peppermint, that fresh minty taste, i wish this candy cane tasted like cheese powder and dried pasta." [ laughter ] [ audience groans ] you are in luck. these are archie mcphee's mac and cheese flavored candy canes. [ laughter ] let's give them a try. here you go, man. good luck. [ light laughter ] >> oh, we have a bucket here too. [ light laughter ] >> questlove: ah, man. oh, god, okay. yeah, okay. [ cheers and applause ] it took a second. >> jimmy: it took a second. >> questlove: it took a second. i was like, "oh, this

i >> tariq: thfor the syrup. the pancakes are good. >> questlove: yeah, but the syrup -- >> jimmy: the syrup had k a littk to it. i loved it. >> questlove: too much cake. >> jimmy: too much what? >> questlove: too much cake. >> jimmy: too much cake? it was good. i loved it. all right guys, there you have it. the popular votes were -- thanksgiving pringles, yes. mac and cheese candy canes, no. icket chips, yes. pancakes and syrup, eh -- mixed bag. that was "midnight snacks." [ cheers and applause ] thank you to tariq and wiestlove. we'll be right bac michael shannon, everybody. love it. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ music ♪laying ♪ broke my personal record. aflac!? no-good break. gooood break. i'm so sorry we can't make your barbecue. i'm just sick about it. aflac!? different kind of sick. if i can't work after surgery, how am i gonna pay my rent? all these bills? aflac! oh, aflac! and they pay you cash in just one day. see how aflac helps cover everyday expenses at aflac.com. forget abou

tariq, you want to take this one? >> tariq: you know it. ♪ turkey are you ready are you basting 'cause i'm ready for a feast with some gravy ♪ ♪ mashed potatoes on a table will have leftovers for days ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: not bad. beautiful. all right, this one's from @rugratnat14. her song is "gangster's paradise" by coolio. [ light laughter ] >> tariq: you know that -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it's not my joint. >> tariq: that's your jam. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: dude, coolio's "ganster's paradise" is not my jam. >> tariq: that's your jam. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i heard it once. i mean, i like coolio. [ laughter ] sorry, sorry. here we go. [ light laughter ] ♪ as i walk through the kitchen while my family rests i take a look ♪ ♪ in the fridge and realize there's nothing left mashed potato and the pie with pecans ♪ ♪ and even the bowl of creamed corn completely gone ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> tariq: even the bowl! >> questlove: even the bowl. >> jimmy: i couldn't go

>> tariq: oh yeah. of course. i'm super excited man for the, man -- for the pie. >> jimmy: yeah. >> tariq: and the turkey. >> jim: yeah. >> travel coordination and traffic and -- ♪ traffic. [ laughter ] >> move you moron. [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] [ car horns ] >> hey get out of the wa moron. ♪ [ sirens ] [ laughter ] >> guys! guys! you okay! >> tariq: absolutely. >> jimmyyeah, sure. >> good, cause for a second i thought you had a problem with thanksgiving. personally i'm really excited fo the stuffing, the mashed potatoes, and the gravy, and how there's only limited amounts of it. ♪ avlaughter ] >> we're out of [ laughter ] >> but guys, at least the national dog show is on. we all love watching that. >> jimmy: oh yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] love the dog show. >> tariq: love the dog show. >> jimmy: the dog show's great. yah. of coursh. >> tariq: love it. >> jimmy: that'll be fun. >> tariq: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey guys, i saw th vice president mike pence went to a conference with ot

. >> tariq: i mean, i'm considering it. i'm either going to do that, i'll be out of shape black panther, or i'm gonna take my "incredibles" costume from a a couple years ago and put black panther on over top! >> jimmy: see, that's the genius right there, yeah. >> tariq: right? >> jimmy: what are the kids doing? anything cool? >> tariq: everybody's doing black panther. >> jimmy: really? [ laughter ] my kids are into "hotel transylvania." the adam sandler -- the cartoon? so they love -- they're like, "i want to be a vampire, i want to be a mummy." and they're five and almost four. and so they -- so i said, "okay." so we practiced trick or treating at my apartment. let's practice here before you go out and bother people. [ light laughter ] >> steve: just so they know the protocol. >> jimmy: yes. bother me first. but when you tring door bell, you gotta be scary. you gotta be like, "trick or treat," because you're a a vampire and a mummy. you're scaring people. you know? so i video taped it and just check out winnie and francis.

>> tariq: everybody's doing black panther.: >> jimally? [ laughter ] my kids are into "hotel transylvania." the adam sandler -- the cartoon? so they love -- they're like, "i want to be a vampir b i want a mummy." and they're five and almost four. and so they -- so i said, "okay." so we practiced trick or treating at my apartment. let's practice here before you go out and bother people. [ >> steve: just so they know the protocol. >> jimmy: yes. bother me first. but when you tring door bell, you gotta be scary. you gotta be like, "trick or treat," because you're a a vampire and a mummy. you're scaring people. you know? so i video taped it and just check out winnie and francis. ♪ [ doorbell ] >> who is it? hold on! ♪ >> trick or treat! >> trick or treat! [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: say "happy halloween!" >> both: happy halloween! [ cheers and alause ] >> jimmy: frightening. >> steve: scary! >> jimmy: frightening! >> steve: scary. >> steve: oh my gosh. my heart skipped a beat. >> jmy: guys, it is time for "tonight show hashtags." here we go

. >> tariq: we sure do! and i can't wait to do my new segment. tariq's cat corner. it's gonna be paw-esome. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: actually tariq, we had to cut your cat corner bit tonight. i'm sorry, dude. >> tariq: oh, i see. well, i guess i'll just put all my cat toys away then. ♪ [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: come on tariq, don't be like that. it's just -- it's just this once. ♪ ♪ i did my best but i guess my best wasn't good enough ♪ ♪ 'cause here we are back where we were before ♪ ♪ seems nothing ever changes we're back to being strangers ♪ ♪ wondering if we ought to stay or head on out the door ♪ ♪ just once can we figure out what we keep doing wrong ♪ ♪ to make the magic last for more than just one night ♪ ♪ if we could just get through it i know we could break through it just once ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: maybe -- maybe we'll try it next week. >> tariq: okay, copy that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and yesterday, michigan, missouri and utah all legalized weed. did you hear that? [ cheers and applause ] when they heard tha

and we go to tariq for more on that.y, >> tariq: immy. [ cheers and applause ] ewi'm standing here with a additional boards.bo and thd i want to talk about first tackles, you guessed it, the college-aged voter. [ scattered cheers ] if we have a substantial turnout among young voters, it p could reallyhis election. and i know what you're wondering. does it matter if young ters are predominantly male or female? let's go to the boards. okay, okay, okay. so the board is saying yes. [ laughter ] gender matters. now that's a game changer. >> jimmy: it sure is, tariq. now what about incumbents seeking re-ection? is there a board for that? >> tariq: you bet your boards there is, jiy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: an incumbent seeking re-election board? this i got to see in person. [ light laughter ] where are you actually? >> tariq: i'm nexto my board. >> jimmy: you're next to -- okay. that doesn't actually help me. everything is next to a board. what else is nearby you? [ light laughter ]ar >>: i can't even tell. all i see is other boards. which board are you by? >> jimmy: i'm by hispanic voters boar

>> tariq: 2001. >> jimmy: holy moly. anyways her fans got together, and they all told everyone "justice for glitter," hashtag. and they all went and bought it at the same time. it's the number one album. yeah. so she could have possibly two number one albums. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: whoa. >> jimmy: good for mariah carey. you guys, everybody is talking about "fantastic beasts: the crimes of grindelwald." [ cheers ] it came out today. "the crimes of grindelwald." well, millions of people are expected to see it. so that means it's time for "that time kris kringle called." now this is where we send our writer, arthur, down to the 30 rock plaza to get people's thoughts on the movie and see whether or not they notice that he's mispronouncing "the crimes of grindelwald." [ light laughter ] check it out. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> who are you going to take with you to see "fantastic beasts: that time kris kringle called"? >> i'm going to take my brother, my mom and a few friends. >> so on a scale of 1 to 100, how e

. >> tariq: hispanics 65 and over or hispanics 18 to 25? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: hispanics 18 to 25. gosh, i'm so confused. it's just too many boards. for a little help on this, we'll go to rachel maddow. rachel? >> jimmy, i don't think i'm in this sketch. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: all right, thank you very much, rachel. guys, we will be here all night with up-to-the-minute election coverage and of course the latest boards. we'll be right back everyone. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ new theraflu powerpods. the cold and flu fighting machine. you put in your machine. press the button to brew up powerful relief. to defeat your toughest cold and flu symptoms fast. new theraflu powerpods. press. sip. relief. ♪ ♪ ♪ your guests ...brought guests. luckily you're a whiz at winging it. just mix hidden valley ranch dip with a little sour cream, some fresh spinach, and voila. dip equals done. get your dip together with hidden valley. give joyat kohl's! you've earned it! now it's time to spend your kohl's cash! treat yourself to an early gift or, us

>> tariq: i got one, man. >> jimmy: oh, okay tariq. go ahead. >> tariq: that's what i call getting sacked. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, there you go. not bad. not bad. >> questlove: whoa, whoa. jimmy, jimmy, jimmy. i got one. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, sure. >> questlove: if i wanted to see "the nutcracker," i'd go to radio city. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, all right. well, that's a good one. i get that, i understand now. [ cheers and applause ] . >> mark: hey, jimmy. jimmy. i got one. >> jimmy: oh yeah, sure, sure, sure. mark, go ahead. >> mark: what a dick! [ whistle ] [ laughter and applause ] ♪ mark takes it too far ♪ >> jimmy: hey come on. took it too far, mark. took it too far. took it too far. more news here -- what's that? >> steve: it's a grab bag. >> jimmy: yeah, that is a grab bag. [ laughter and applause ] guys, i read that president trump was once asked to guess how much the military's highest ranking officer earns per year and he said $5 million. when told it's actually $200,000, trump was like, "$200

>> tariq: yeah, man. let's go. ♪ ♪ so the midterms are over now the work begins and trump lost the house but it's a very big win ♪ ♪ he connected the dots said the dems are to blame just like connect four two can play that game ♪ ♪ and they're still counting votes up but trump has doubts he said that's ♪ ♪ what a disgusng witch hunt is all about ♪ ♪ so he asked for a redo 'cause he wants to refute it or at least an apology from president putin ♪ ♪ said good-bye to his friend with the keebler impression ♪ ♪ his favorite elf attorney general jeff sessions ♪ ♪ gave a speech in france then got back on the plane 'cause his candy hair melts in the pouring rain ♪ ♪ then he took on macron and the trade deals there because the price of french wine ridiculously unfair ♪ ♪ 2020's getting closer so trump's got a plan and he's got a new slogan make france great again ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody. [ ch

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. ♪ [ laughter ] to get things started, tariq and i made an example video and posted it on "tik tok." take a look at our video. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the "tumble weed" challenge. you can find that clip on the "tik tok" app under the user name @fallontonight. you and your friends can put your spin on it and then add the hashtag "tumble weed challenge" so that we can find it. and we're going to show our favorite clips on the show. i can't wait to see what you guys come up with! [ cheers and applause ] we'll do it on the show next week. guys, it is time for "tonight show hashtags." here we go. ♪ ♪ hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: hey, we do this thing every week where i send out a a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic. so since our pal benedict cumberbatch is a a friend of the show, he's in the new movie "the grinch," i sent out a hashtag called "why i'm a grinch." and i asked you guys to send us a funny, weird or crazy time that you were being a grinch. within 30 minutes it was a a trending topic in the u.s. so thank you for playing along. [ cheers an