and now, letting it go once again, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thanks, hola, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for come beining. hey, you know, i don't know if you know this, you know what day tomorrow is? tomorrow is the three-year anniversary of the day donald trump was elected president of the united states. and it's been smooth sailing ever since. trump plans to celebrate his adversary by playing golf and making love to an overcooked steak with catsup on it. this is kind of interesting. you know how the president has the best words, uses all the best words? well, he's in monroe, louisiana last night, where he treated the crowd to what seems to have become his new favorite word that is not a word. >> mueller, remember that mueller, with that hoax. the biggest lie ever foistered on the american people. >> jimmy: foistered. he did it again in lexington. >> the most egregious fraud ever foistered. >> jimmy: and again in tupelo. >> the biggest lies ever foistered. >> jimmy: u

jimmy kimmel told me to do it. [ screaming ] >> jimmy kimmel told me to trick you. >> who's that? >> don't get mad at mommy. it's just jimmy pickle. >> if i ever see jimmy kimmel i would punch him in the face. >> why? >> he deserves it. >> what if i do it again tonight? >> i'll punch him in the wiener. >> when -- >> you have a mouth full of candy right now. and you're crying about more candy. >> and -- >> stop. wait. chew what's in your mouth. i don't understand you. [ laughter ] and now what? >> i ate all of it. it's all gone. >> it's all gone? you ate all of it. >> how does it make you feel? >> chocolate. >> jimmy: he said chocolate. [ applause ] chocolate. okay? sorry, kids. and thanks to all the parents who participated. especially those who recorded their videos horizontally. we really appreciate it here on television. [ laughter ] we've got a good show tonight. luke combs is here with us, and we'll be right back with sterling k. brown. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by sprint. '. (paul) switch and get... (sprintern) the new iphone

and now more likely than not, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. and we send an especially warm welcome for those joining us where it isn't warm. 70% of the country is very cold right now. there's an arctic air mass, bringing record-low temperatures. schools are closed. snow is on the ground, 13,000 flights were delayed today. in other words, disney's marketing campaign for "frozen ii" has gone too for. we're still on fire. there's snow on one part of the country and fire on the other, like a bipolar vortex we're experiencing. in washington the president is melting down. today we learned by the "new york times," the president repeatedly considered firing the inspector general. he is ordered by law to submit any complaint he finds to be credible. this is a guy who was appointed by donald trump. trump wanted to fire him, because he doesn't understand that he isn't still hosting a reality television show. tomorrow the public portion of the impeachm

and now, moving on, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. very fine. i thank you for joining us on one of the most historic and important dates in the history of the united states. my birthday. thank you. i don't love my birthday i it's not a big thing for me. but i will say this, i got exactly what i wanted this year. >> good morning, everyone. this is the first of a series of public meetings the house will be holding in an impeachment inquiry. >> jimmy: that's right, i turn on the television and there it was. the impeachment hearing. we got testimony from bill taylor, the top diplomat for the ukraine. they did not paint a flattering portrait of our president and his boot lickers in the house didn't look too good either, devin nunes opened the show for his party. it was obvious right off the bat that he was much more interested in defending the president than in getting the facts. >> now i recognize ranking member nunez. >> in a july publication of the mueller r

and now, without delay, jimmy kimmel. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone, thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. i'm thankful for you and for everything. please, relax. so how many of you are in town for the thanksgiving holiday right now? how many of you are visiting? no one is? [cheers and applause] if you know, i just found this out, that you requecan bring a y on the plane. according to the tsa, it's okay to pack a cooked turkey in your carry-on bag. mashed potatoes are allowed. and as much gravy as you can fit in a 3-ounce shampoo bottle is allowed. previously, you had to get a note from your doctor saying it was a comfort animal. why is this an announcement? who carries a turkey on the plane? if you have to fly with your own turkey, maybe you should rethink where you're going. mother's cooking is that bad? order chinese food. thanksgiving is the day we drink all day and then blame the turkey for making us sleepy. and one of the many things we give thanks for at this time is our nation's local newscasters who reall

and now, boo, jimmy kimmel! welcome, welcome. happy halloween, everybody. i'm jimmy. happy halloween, guillermo. >> happy halloween! >> jimmy: that's very kind. thank you for joining us. it is halloween night. if you're watching at hem wondering why a giant orange peanut is talking to you, you smoked too much weed and should go to the hospital right away. i'm dressed as a circus peanut if you didn't know. why? i have no idea. i don't remember. but i think we decided this in june and it seemed like a fogoo idea. i think i said i wanted to be the same color as the president president's face, and this is what happened. circus peanuts are america's second favorite candy. it was not a happy halloween for the sour patch kid in the oval office. one day history will ask where were you when the house votes on the impeachment inquiry, and i will say on stage dressed as an orange peanut. the republicans in the senate will do nothing about it. but trump tweeted this was the greatest witch hunt in american history on halloween, which was funny. he claimed impeachment is hurting th

and now, for good measure, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming, thank you for watching, thank you for joining us on a -- i know i say this a lot, but today was a day of high drama in congress. more than usual, even. there was a major plot twist in this ongoing quid pro quo show today. donald trump's ambassador to the eu, a wealthy hotel owner named gordon sonde land, th gordon sondland. he was the gentleman in the mid of the ukraine negotiation. he initially said he was not involved, he didn't know anything about any quid pro quo. but then two of his colleagues testified that he did, they said he did know trump was withholding military aid in exchange for dirt on the bidens. so sondland did something highly unusual. he revised his testimony. he now says he did know that stuff he said i didn't know last week. he claims his memory was refreshed, and he now recalls telling a top adviser to the president of ukraine that they would not get military aid unless they l

on jimmy kimmel live, michael >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, michael douglas, victoria beckham and music from dj shadow featuring de la soul and now watch this, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. appreciate it. i'm jimmy. hi, imate ho'm the host of the . thank you for watching. thank you for coming on yet another -- very kind -- another, you know, i've been watching the, this, the impeachment hearings. they went on for like 12 hours today. i've been watching in the morning at my house. i think it's having an effect on my children. last night i asked my daughter if she wanted a bedtime story, and she just yelled "read the transcript." the democrats are slowly building their case against the president, brick by brick. today mexico even offered to pay for the bricks. we got a full day of live, televised testimony from thrsom officials. if these impeachment proceedings have taught me anything, there's no sentence more depressing than "the chair now recognizes devin nunes." he has a look on his face like a

and now, in all probability, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thanks very much. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thanks for watching. stay as long as you like. that's very nice. appreciate that. it's been, you know, it's been a, it's kind of been an exhausting week. yesterday we had round one of the public impeachment hearings, and when i say we had, that doesn't include the president, donald trump claims he didn't watch the hearings yesterday. and yet even though he didn't watch, this morning at 6:54 a.m. he wrote, representative radcliff asked the two star witnesses, where is the impeachable offenses. that would be the end of the case run by normal people, but not shifty, shifty is what he calls adam shift, but i guess he's not a normal person. you know normal, like the person who asks a porn star to spank him. a normal person. like you, guillermo. >> ngs that yothank you, jimmy,. >> jimmy: and after weeks of demanding to know the whistle-blower's identity, he tweeted where's the fake whistle-blower? is the w

-- >> much like jimmy kimmel. will lead a studio audience in positive ways about the way they're feeling. >> jimmy: the story revolves around mr. rogers' relationship with a writer from "esquire." who begrudgingly wrote a profile of mr. rogers -- >> tom junard at the time was a persona non grata because of his celebrity profile style. he pissed off a lot of people. >> jimmy: he killed people in these interviews. >> he would approach it from kind of like hmm, what's the scoop here? and then write it from you're not going to quite believe what this guy or this woman is pulling off. but fred knew that and said no, i want this guy to come and write this story. >> jimmy: and he wound up really changing his life. that's a prop from the movie. >> let me tell you about -- they talked about the taking of this photograph for about 14 weeks before we got around to it. >> jimmy: they did? >> they were all talking about we're going to bring in a special -- this one guy and he does it really great and here's what it is. we're g

and now, simply put, jimmy kimmel. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. um a i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for responding to my subpoena. there's a whole lot to get to today. but before we dive into the impeachment proceedings, i'd like to show a video that i think will give a pretty good idea of how well the president's day went. >> they exemplify the genius and creativity of our exceptional nation. ♪ >> i want to hear that whole song, but i don't have time. maybe we got to get it movin' a little bit, but what a great movie. >> jimmy: he was trying to give out medals for the international arts. that was the best thing that happened to him today. on the final day of public testimony in the house, trump's former top adviser on russia, a very sharp woman, dr. fiona hill sat down and laid absolute waste to both the president and the boot lickers who made the unfortunate decision to do his bidding today. she directly called out republicans for spreading what she calls the fictional narrative that suggests

right now on jimmy kimmel the cast of frozen 2. have a great night. >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight the cast of "frozen ii" featuring -- kristen bell. idina menzel. josh gad. and jonathan groff. plus music from the teskey brothers. and now, letting it go once again, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thanks, hola, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. hey, you know, i don't know if you know this, you know what day tomorrow is? tomorrow is the three-year anniversary of the day donald trump was elected president of the united states. and it's been smooth sailing ever since. trump plans to celebrate his

. >> for >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, shia labeouf, lil rel howery, and music from grace potter. and now, in all likelihood, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: very nice. thanks. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. thanks for joining us. i appreciate that. thank you, and welcome. hey, did you know that, did you know that yesterday was an election day? it was. and i have bad news. trump's still president. he's, that election is still 362 days away, but there are already concerns about meddling. in an unusually unified move, agencies have issued a warning about malicious foreign actors. for that, i think they mean the hemsworths. the lead ares of the dod and more are warning us that other countries are working to influence our election. basically, they're warning us that other countries are trying to do the same thing our president just did is basically what's happening, but moist st the malicious activity comes on social media. people believe what they re

from all of us here, thank you >> dicky from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, sir patrick stewart, from "dolemite is my name," da'vin and now more likely than not, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. and we send an especially warm welcome for those joining us where it isn't warm. 70% of the country is very cold right now. there's an arctic air mass, bringing record-low temperatures. schools are closed.

and now, to avoid any confusion, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, everyone. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming, for answering my evite. please relax. we have so much to get to. starting with an unusual happening in washington. that for a change had nothing to do with the president. this is from the redskins-lions game yesterday. the redskins quarterback, dwayne haskins, got his first nfl win. but missed the final play of the ga b

and now, for the time being, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. hello, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. that's very nice. i appreciate it. and i welcome you on a, on a day, you know, we may, in the years to follow, we may lack back on this day as one of the most interesting and important days in the modern political history of our country. i've been saying this almost every day for the past three years. but today really was something, i mean it's just, a ukraine storm hit washington in a bigly way. we have moved past watergate into floodgate. this was an incredible day. we heard live testimony today from the key man in the middle of all this. trump's ambassador to the eu, gordon sondland. this is not a never trumper. this is not a civil servant. this is not a democrat. this is one of trump's wealthiest donors, a wealthy hotel magnate, who was given the position after he donated a million dollars to trump's campaign fund. he was the quid pro quo in the quo. so today sondland took the stand and said thi

and now, in all probability, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thanks very much. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thanks for watching. stay as long as you like. that's very nice. appreciate that. it's been, you know, it's been a, it's kind of been an exhausting week. yesterday we had round one of the public impeachment hearings, and when i say we had, that doesn't inud

now, back in action, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. it's very nice. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad could you join us on a -- it was a pretty miserable day here in los angeles. we had another wildfire, broke out in the middle of the night last night, thousands of people had to be evacuated from their homes, even lebron james had to flee his home. he went on twitter, wrote man, these l.a. fires are no joke. i've been driving around with my family trying to get rooms, no luck so far. lebron finally did find a place -- i feel like lebron could have knocked on any door in l.a., yeah, sure, stay for taco tuesday. [cheers and applause] but we send our best to those displaced by the fires and up north. every october we travel to brooklyn. when we come back, the whole place is on fire. this is our first day home after a week-long residency at the brooklyn academy of music. you had fun in brooklyn, right? >> oh, yeah, a lot of fun, jimmy. >> jimmy: did you weigh yoursel

and now, without delay, jimmy kimmel. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone, thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. i'm thankful for you and for everything. please, relax. so how many of you are in town for the thanksgiving holiday right now? how many of you are visiting? no one is? [cheers and applause] if you know, i just found this out, that you requecan bring a y on the plane. according to the

on jimmy kimmel live, michael >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, michael douglas, victoria beckham and music from dj shadow featuring de la soul and now watch this, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. appreciate it. i'm jimmy. hi, imate ho'm the host of the . thank you for watching. thank you for coming on yet another -- very kind -- another, you know, i've been watching the, this, the impeachment hearings. they went on for like 12 hours today. i've been watching in the morning at my house. i think it's having an effect on my children. last night i asked my

i'm >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- jennifer aniston, dave matthews, guillermo on the road to brooklyn, and music from blanco brown. and now, move over, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. it's very nice. please, relax, relax. [cheers and applause] i've been doing this show for many, many years, and believe it or not, there was a time before the president was a lunatic that the cable news channels had to cover other stuff. they had wall to wall coverage of weird stories, celebrity trials, high-speed chases, il

and now, boo, jimmy kimmel! welcome, welcome. happy halloween, everybody. i'm jimmy. happy halloween, guillermo. >> happy halloween! >> jimmy: that's very kind.

i'm >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- jennifer aniston, dave matthews, guillermo on the road to brooklyn, and music from blanco brown. and now, move over, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. it's very nice. please, relax, relax. [cheers and applause] i've been doing this show for many, many years, and believe it or not, there was a time before the president was a lunatic that the cable news channels had to cover other stuff. they had wall to wall coverage of weird stories, celebrity trials, high-speed chases, children trapped in wells, and ten years ago yesterday, the balloon boy hoax. a man in colorado made a bogus 911 call, claiming his 6-year-old son climbed into a weather balloon and flew away. >> my 6-year-old boy, he got inside and it took off. >> where's he at? >> he's in the air. >> he's in the air? >> yeah. he's only, he's only 6. >> jimmy: turned out, the fact that the kid was only 6 was the onl

now, back in action, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. it's very nice. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad could you join us on a -- it was a pretty miserable day here in los angeles. we had another wildfire, broke out in the middle of the night last night, thousands of people had to be evacuated from their

and now, stay put, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i am the host. great to see you. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. welcome. relax. hey, i don't know if any of you bothered to look up from your phones today, but if you did, if you looked up at the sky you may have noticed a rare astronomical occurrence known as a transit today. in this case mercury, the planet, not the insurance company, passed in front of the sun. and if you didn't see it, this is what it looked like. for 5 1/2 hours it was like the sun had a mole. [ laughter ] moving slowly across its face. and this won't happen again until 2032. i don't know if i can wait that long. [ laughter ] guillermo, you think we'll get to 2032? >> guillermo: i don't think so, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: today's also veterans day in the united states. this is the day on which we honor those who served our country. we thank you for your sacrifice. [ cheers and applause ] our president -- our president, who of course served and continues to serve in th

and now, look here, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for leaving your homes to be here. thank you for tuning in after another ucrazy couple of days. a lot is happening in washington right now. what a weekend. remember last week there was a woman testifying in front of congress and donald trump being the stable genius we know he is decided to go on twitter and atta, cling a lot of his supporters well, guesswhat? yesterday tweety gonlez out hisrange thumbs andheidt ag. this time he attacked a woman who works for mike pence currently. her name is jennifer williams. she's a special adviser to the vice president. she was also listening in on trump's now infamous call with the president of ukraine. there were more people on this call than there were at his inauguration. [ laughter ] so in her closed door testimony williams says trump specifically mentioned the name of the ukrainian company hunter biden worked for. it's called burisma. but that was omitted from the

and now, look here, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for leaving your homes to be here. thank you for tuning in after another ucrazy couple of days. a lot is happening in washington right now.

usaa >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ray romano, from "knives out," don johnson, cma winner maren morris, mean tweets music edition, and music from zac brown band. and now, moving on, s jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. very fine. i thank you for joining us on one of the most historic and important dates in the history of the united states. my birthday. thank you.

and now, for the time being, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. hello, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. that's very nice. i appreciate it. and i welcome you on a, on a day, you know, we may, in the years to follow, we may lack back on this day as one of the most interesting and important days in the modern political history of our country. i've been saying this almost every day for the past three years. but today really was something, i mean it's just, a ukraine storm hit

. ♪ ♪ "jimmy kimmel live" is all new with mean tweets, music edition. plus ray romano, the zac brown band, and more. late night tonight. ♪ ♪ >>> a raucous night in oak lnld as a school board meeting gets hey, shaq. it's a 30 second tour. no man it's like... now it's 26. welcome aboard. ocean! skyride. mini golf. relax! relax! relax! you take this man to be your husband? i do. married. no time for basketball. pool. carnival. choose fun. >>> i'm cornell bernard in oakland. protesters forced school board members to move to another location. students replaced them in their seats. >> the latest vaping related death occurred, the first in the bay area. >>> we setup in downtown san jose to ask people about one kind thing they've done today. abc 7 news starts right now. >>> chaos at the oakland school board meeting tonight. >> protesters upset about school closures disrupt asked then took over the meeting forcing the board to leave. cornell? >> reporter: yeah, i have covered a lot of school board meetings, but i've never seen anything like this. protesters

and now, in all likelihood, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: very nice. thanks. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. thanks for joining us. i appreciate that. thank you, and welcome. hey, did you know that, did you know that yesterday was an election day? it was. and i have bad news. trump's still president. he's, that election is still 362 days away, but there are already concerns about meddling.

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and now, for good measure, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming, thank you for watching, thank you for joining us on a -- i know i say this a lot, but today was a day of high drama in congress. more than usual, even. there was a major plot twist in this ongoing quid pro quo show today. donald trump's ambassador to the eu, a wealthy hotel owner named

and now, letting it go once again, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thanks, hola, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for come beining. hey, you know, i don't know if you know this, you know what day tomorrow is? tomorrow is the three-year anniversary of the d

right now on jimmy kimmel the cast of frozen 2. have a great night. [music playing] [cheers and applause] - ♪ shine ♪ for the rest of your life ♪ ♪ stronger than ever, ever ♪ ♪ stronger than ever, ever ♪ ♪ shine everything... ♪ - [cheers and applause] - hi. hey. hi. hi. hello. how are you? nice sweater. hi. hello. how you doing? welcome, welcome, welcome. [laughs] have a seat. have a seat. we got a great show for you today. this story made headlines trended all over the world. two women who could not conceive gave birth from transplanted uterus. [people gasping] exactly. it's a miracle. di't en know est they are going to join us live and we will see the babies.

this is the ninth year jimmy kimmel has asked parents to prank their kids. those poor little babies. you can watch jimmy kimmel live every week night at 11:35 right here on -- the funniest one is the little boy says you'd better eat those vegetables. >> wow. >> oh, my gosh. >> why? >> i could watch it all day long. also, how quick are those k pum. >> they don't play. whatever that first little boy had, that vegetable boy. >> kids are wild. >> not a blender. >> don't start with the blender. we're not doing that. >>> california's christmas tree will arrive today. >> cal fire and chp will escort the 71-foot-tall red fir tree. it was harvested in the state forest. >>> forever friends, are they, though? >> they are? >> a cheetah cub and a dog enjoyed a sleepover at the zoo. >> so delightful. look. the video shows these pals. they are a rescue dog and baby cheetah cuddling up. they were having a bff sleepover, reggie. the zoo pairs up dogs with solo cheetahs because they need friends and they say sometimes cheetahs are not born into large litters so those who are

and now, most definitely, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. all right. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] relax, please. thank you. i appreciate it. that's very nice. i hope you had a wonderful -- i hope you're enjoying the extra hour we got on sunday. i had fun with the hour. i used it to spend some time -- i actually used my extra hour to reset all the clocks in my house. it's so much fun. [ laughter ] i tellou

lara, it is like that jimmy kimmel who is not funny and has low ratings mocking the first lady, reading to children. now if any republican, especially men ever treated michelle obama this way. what do you think the reaction would be in this country? >> well, the obvious answer to that, sean, it would be racism. you would be accused of doing it because you are racist. which is, you know, there are a number of tactics that are used in this country that make it difficult for anybody to talk about these things. because if you say one thing, you're a racist. if you say something else, you are a conspiracy theorist. have you noticed how convenient some of these stories are in shutting down any kind of conversation? and as a journalist, i feel that every single day in the work that i do. because we have to be so careful just about the subject that you choose, about the people that you talk to, the conversations that you want to have. because there is a form of social justice here. and punishment for journalist and her people in this country, for leaders. companies are cutting off ties left and

and now, simply put, jimmy kimmel. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. um a i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for responding to my subpoena. there's a whole lot to get to today. but before we dive into the impeachment proceedings, i'd like to show a video that i think will give a pretty good idea of how well the

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