i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight is actor and writer whose new film is called "queen and slim" lena waithe is joining us! , ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight's show, andrew yang finally gets to speak, the grammy nominations are out and black thanksgiving. let's too much up on today's headlines. let'skick it off with 2020, a year with so many exciting excited to watch and, no, i'm not talking about the election, i'm talking about the the grammys. >> nonominations for 2020 grammy awards are out. new class in town. lizzo leads the way with eight nominations including album, song and record of the year. she's also up for best new artist. 17-year-old billie eilish is behind with six nominations. lil nas x with the blockbuster hit of "old town road" also picked up six grammy nominations. >> trevor: wow, "old town road" got nominated for six grammys! that's really surprising, not that it got nominated but that it came out this year. ism like we have been listening to that song for a decade now. i swe

i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight is an oscar-nominated writer and director, whose new film is called "marriage story" -- noah baumbach is joining us. ( cheers and applause ) brilliant filmmaker! also on tonight's show, disney plus has a rocky start. roy wood, jr. has some good news for a change, and president trump faces his greatest enemy, books. ( laughter ) so let's catch up on today's headlines. ♪ let's kick it off with the big news that everybody's talking about -- disney has entered the streaming wars. >> and for disney, the wait is over. disney plus officially launches today. the news streaming service will feature franchises including marvel and "star wars" films. disney plus will cost users about $7 a month. if new service will have tough competition going up against existing providers such as netflix and amazon prime. >> does my plus stumbled out of the gate this morning. >> many users seeing this error message here when they tried to use the new streaming service. >> trevor: oh, no! dis

i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out. wow. wow. ( cheers and applause ) too much! too much! too much! let's do it. let's do it. we have two guests tonight on the show. first up, we're going to be joined by billionaire businessman and owner of the l.a. clippers. steve ballmer is here, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) and then you know and love him from "curb your enthusiasm," and now he's got a brand-new netflix special. jeff garl sin on the show! also on tonight's episode, bernie sanders gets a makeover. how to make impeachment sexy. and why santa claus has no time for your broke ass. so let's catch up on today's headlines. let's kick it off with the presidential race. this morning, former massachusetts governor deval patrick announced he is entering the democratic primary. and can i just say, democrats, what the ( bleep ) are you doing? ( laughter ) you don't have to keep replenishing the stock when the candidates drop out. this is an election, not sustainable fishing. there are too many people. it's nothing personal, gover

i'm trevor noah! our guest tonight is an actor, comedienne and author here with a new netflix special and a brand-new book, jenny slate is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight's show, facebook is banning sex, donald trump doesn't know how to stand, and the ugly truth about vaping. so let's catch up on today's headlines. ♪ let's kick it off with the big social media controversy. recently, facebook said that it would not ban political ads even if they made false statements, and everyone said, oh, man, we're screwed! and now facebook is saying, oh, no, we'll make sure you're not screwed. >> facebook and instagram users who post emojis or emoji strings in a sexual manner will now face being banned. that means if you use eggplant, peach or sweat emojis, facebook and instagram will be looking at just how you're using them. >> trevor: really, facebook? you're banning egg plant and peach emojis? you realize it will be hard to explain how grandma's egg post and peach salad post got

>> i'm trevor noah! our guest tonight is one of the most talented people alive, the creator of "hamilton" and a star of "his dark materials" on hobb, lin-manuel miranda is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) so exciting. also on tonight's show, the return of colin kaepernick, why superbugs are all going to kill us and the ongoing inquiry into the biggest political scandal of all time andeth not impeachment. so let's catch up on today's headlines. let's kick it off with the alarming medical news that has scientists tarped world freaking the ( bleep ) out. >> the c.d.c. says superbugs that resist antibiotics has killed nearly twice as many people as we thought, and at the rate the infections are growing, today's medicines could become useless. the c.d.c. says drug resistant infections kill more than 35,000 people a year, the equivalent of about one person every 15 minutes. >> the danger isn't the antibiotics but rather the superbugs that evolve to resist the antibiotics used by farms and those d

i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight is a pulitzer prize-winning novelist whose new book is called "the nickel boys" -- colson whitehead is joining us! ( cheers and applause ) phenomenal author. we're going to have a great conversation with him. also on tonight's show, elizabeth warren is killing private insurance, a bombshell in the fast fort hood industry, and mexico is unbuilding the wall. so let's catch up on today's headlines. ♪ let's kick it off with mcdonald's, the world's largest fast food chain and place where the ice cream machine always just stopped working. ( laughter ) well, now, the mayer corporation has ordered its c.e.o. to go. >> change at the top of the most well known companies in the world, the board of mcdonald's, announcing they have fired the c.e.o. steve easterbrook, the company saying in a statement he demonstrated poor judgment by having a relationship with an employee. steve easterbrook calling the relationship a mistake. in a letter to all mcdonald staff, easter brooke says

i'm trevor noah. we have two guests joining us tonight. first up, new jersey senator and candidate for president of the united states. cory booker is going to be on the show tonight, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) then an actor who also wrote and directed a brand-new film, "mother brooklyn." edward norton is going to be here, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight's show, someone snitching on donald trump. bad guys are now saving saving lives. and why the popeye sandwich is dangerous. so let's catch up on today's headlines. it's officially november, which means two things-- one, wyclef should be back soon. and, also, the popeye's chicken sandwich has returned. but if you're thinking of running out to get one you better brush up on self-defense skills. >> a man was stabbed over a fight of the popey's chicken sandwich. >> popeye's was packed. you can imagine. people were standing in line. they were waiting, they were wanting the brand-new popey's chicken sandwich, and police were saying in the line two men got into an argumen

i'm trevor noah! tonight, we have two guests joining us on the show -- first, one of the democrats who will be leading impeachment hearings this week, congressman jim himes is joining us! then you know her from "pitch perfect," she's here with a new movie for disney plus -- anna kendrick is here! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight's episode, dead people are sending texts, gender reveals are getting more dangerous and the billionaire who wants to buy the white house. so let's catch up on today's headlines. today is veterans day, a day when many take a moment to celebrate heroes who have put their lives on the line to fight for their country. but for those actively serving, another reason to celebrate. >> the marines are ending their two-year ban on umbrellas. all marines will be able to carry umbrellas while wearing dress or service uniforms, must be small, black and carried in the left hand to allow for a proper salute. >> trevor: the marines can now o umbrellas rule for the marines. makes sense,

i'm trevor noah. the democratic presidential debate ended just moments ago and we are coming to you live, that's right, we are live, people, an i will prove it the new york knicks lost tonight. how could i possibly know that if we weren't live. now on a normal night the debates would be the only news anyone would be talking about. but since trump became president there has been no normal night. so today we're going to be covering the debate and we're going to be covering the blockbuster impeachment hearings that rocked washington d.c. so first up let's get into it. tonight was the fifth democratic debate and it took place down in atlanta, george go as tyler perry studios where they film neum rouges movies and tv shows. i will be honest, i'm just glad joe biden made it to the right sound stage because for awhile he was wandering around in the background of other movies t was really awkward, media was like give me one of those famous massages while you are here, i'm tired as hell, joe biden. now at the

i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight is a democratic presidential cab dat from the great state of texas. julian castro is joining us, everybody. (cheers and applause) also on tonight's show, why billionaires are having nightmares, why nazis aren't jerking it and kentucky slaps donald trump in the face. so let's catch up on today's headlines. let's kick it off with election day. it is the one day of the year when it's not creepy to hang out in an elementary school. and yesterday we saw that democrats are still riding their blue wave. >> democrats claiming victory in two key races they say are precursors of what is to come. in sirnlgia the former red state turning blue. democrats securing control of all levels of power for the first time in a generation. in kentucky democrat andy beshear claiming victory over incumbent governor matt bevin. the president made the kentucky race a referendum about himself. >> if you lose they're going to say trump suffered the greatest defeat in the history of the world. thi

i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight is a billionaire and activist now running for president of the united states, tom steyer is going to be joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight's show, the royal family has a new scandal to deal with. michael bloomberg apologizes to black people and the real reason president trump was in the hospital. so let's catch up on today's headlines. let's start with the international news that's blowing up all over the world. ever since jeffrey epstein was arrested and "killed himself in prison," all the men who ever associated with him have come under fire, no one more so than prince andrew, the one member to have the royal family who everybody always forgets, and this weekend prince andrew tried to defend his friendship with the convicted sex offender and he gave the most royally out of touch defense we've ever heard. >> prince andrew speaking publicly for the first time about his relationship with now deceased multi-millionaire and convicted sex offe

noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: thank you so much for tuning in and thank you for coming out! welcome to "the daily show." happy halloween, everybody! let's do it! our guests tonight hillary rodham clinton and chelsea clinton are on the show, everybody! they have a new book. also on the show, the world is burning down, the white house is going to the dogs and donald trump is getting impeached. ( cheers and applause ) yeah, that's right! give it up for the dogs! let's catch up on today's headlines! ( cheers and applause ) let's begin with the most important news out of washington today -- the nationals have won the world series. >> the washington nationals took home their first world series last night with a riveting 6-2 victory over the houston astros in game number 7. >> back in d.c. the fans celebrated in the rain. the one guy that ripped off his shirt -- >> yeah, and what are you feeling tonight? >> oh, my god! dad, i wish you were here! i love you so much! i know you're watching! go nats! >> amazing! tell me what your thoughts are about this world series win? >> i thi

noah. (cheers and applause). >> trevor: well-- welcome to the daily show, everybody, thank you for tuning in and thank you for coming out. let's do it. our guest tonight was nominated for an oscar for his breakout role in the movie get out. tonight he is here with a brand new film, queen & slim, daniel kaluuya is joining us, everybody. (cheers and applause) but first we're going to jump straight into the major news story that everyone has been talking about today. the beginning of public impeachment hearings in to donald j. trump. the j stands for jim-peachment. that sounded better in my head. now just to get everybody on the same page, six weeks ago a whistle-blower reported that doned a trump was abusing the power of his office and in response the democrats launched impeachment hearings behind closed doors which makes sense t is winter, with the doors open, everyone gets kol. the are cans complained about the closed door process saying that the public was only hearing bits and pieces what

[applause] >> i mean, trevor noah, not exactly a man is saying this like isn't that supposed to be what politicians do? when did we get to a place where that is no longer the norm and how sad is it that it isn't? they don't talk about that. was we saw in the last debate how can we take donald trump's twitter account away, it wasn't mentioned, china. since we are at the reagan library china, sort of the year 2000 version of what was then the soviet union. they didn't talk about it but spent a lot of time trying to limit the president of the united states free speech. if that doesn't tell you all we need to know i don't know what does so i had to get all this down, put it on paper and it was nice, most people are used to me doing the short form bomb on social media. i have mastered that art. i learned from the best. but to be able to put it in long form, to be able to take my experiences and spell it out so people can see, it is much less a political book than it is a book of our culture because that is what i believe is at stake. there has never been a greater divide between the ideologi

trevor noah of the daly show does not seem too excited about the field of 18. >> democrats what the -- are you doing? you don't have to keep replenishing the stock when the candidates drop out. this is an election not sustainable fishing. there are too many people! >> governor, is he right? >> no. look, i think deval patrick is one of the most wonderful public servants i know and have met. i don't know what he is thinking but he somehow has to raise $29 million in the next days and hire organizers and open offices if he is going to be competitive. i don't think michael bloomberg can do that with $53 billion. i don't quite get this but i don't think we ought to restrict the field based on when you feel like declaring. you know, patrick has served two very good terms as governor of an important state and i think he's more than qualified and he'll decide for himself when he doesn't want to continue or maybe he'll get lucky. >> governor granholm, biden gave an impassioned response to the start of the open impeachment hearings this week. take a look at this. >> i didn't do a damn thing wro

that's why were all watching colbert later tonight or trevor noah or john oliver every sunday or bill moran on friday nights. people do need that to take a breath. once a day at least. boom good things are happening ensuring things are happening. the great drama in my 20s was the fall of richard nixon in the moment when he resigned after not only his presidency but also the 50s when he was the villain in her household during the red scare, the fall of richard nixon, really one of the great breaths of relief from a young years and i cannot help but thinking i have another one coming. [laughter] [applause] i certainly don't want to rain on the parade but i said on the air publicly that it's occurred to me and i hope will be forgiven for this, there are a lot of analogies between watergate and what is happening now both wanted to get information on -- find out what information was available about them and information against enemies. but the difference was, nixon had -- whatever the reason was, he resigned. i don't know that trump will resign read i don't know -- even if you were convict

company says demand far exceeded expectatio expectations it was the daily show with trevor noah that might have had the best response. >> disney plus launched today and almost immediately crashed which is too bad but at least the error screen was really cute. look at that though as the day went on, it only got worse >> i think colbert said his favorite show on the platform is buffering. others said frozen >> look, sorry, it is positive th the sampling -- david do you have any idea of the sampling of verizon? they say the sampling there was big. >> that's an important partnership they have. >> we've been through this with netflix in the past, like on christmas eve, remember those days >> so it broke down a little there's a huge number of people sampling something that i feel -- i understand if you have little kids. there were adults. brian sullivan was watching it like ten times. >> what was he, "the mandalorian. >> when we come back fed chair powell's testimony begins at 11:00 a.m. eastern we'll take you to the committee then the dow is down 64 but in my mind i'm still 25. that's why

comedian trevor noah calling batman a rich "d" word. you can't do that. charles payne can. he joins us right now. catch you in a weak moment there. what do you make of this, all of a sudden that is in vogue right now, whether it's a super hero who has too much money or someone who wants to be the rescue of the democratic party. what's going on here? charles: i don't know what it is. i think it's a combination of just jealousy, to be quite frank with you, maybe just different attitudes. think about this, right. bruce wayne is a wealthy philanthropist, a playboy, and on the side he's fighting crime. i can see someone saying that about the riddler but not batman. listen, i agree with you, the one we grew up with on tv, that was the best batman. maybe it's just a ben affleck thing. maybe everyone is like since he got ahold of the role it's never been the same. i still dig batman. in fact, he has no super powers which makes me like him even more. neil: i was just telling the group here, someone was asking, you know, batman, what's your super power. i'm rich. i always got a kick