and now, what's new, jimmy kimmel. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. very nice, thank you, hello. my fell low americans, i'm jimm the duly-elected host of the show. as you saw, the president stood before a joint session of congress to deliver the state of the confederacy, i mean union, and the speech was exactly what you might expect from donald trump and a teleprompter. not a great fit. it was self-congratulatory speech. and he used the word "i", more than lens crafters does in a year. why should we be able to expect him to deliver the state of the union, when he doesn't even know the state of kansas city. [cheers and applause] all the liberal networks the their programming. his theme was the great american come back, also known as gac. and trump boasted about unemployment, about the stock market, which is a little like the captain of the titanic going, yeah, but have you tried the shrimp? one of the funnier interaction or lack thereof was mike pence and nancy pelosi standing side by side, not talking to each other. which was rude on his part, because

and now - and further more, jimmy kimmel. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you very much. thanks for watching. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming, and thank you for joining us on a, on a day of, what a day it was. what a day it was for our truthless dictator, donald jasmine trump. you know those celebratory lunches the white house has for teams that win the super bowl or stanley cup or whatever? well, today the president had one for himself. he invited himself to the white house for a big stack of cheeseburgers. if you've wondering what the president's mood would be after his acquittal yesterday, it was this. >> this is really not a news conference. it's not a speech. it's not anything. it's just, we're sort of, it's a celebration. because we have something that just worked out. i mean, it worked out. we went through hell, unfairly. did nothing wrong. did nothing wrong. i've done things wrong in my life, i will admit. not purposely, but i've done things wrong. but this is what the end result is. [cheers and a

and now, get ready, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. thank you for joining us on what is a day catholics. have you given anything up for lent? >> guillermo: weed, jimmy. >> jimmy: wheat? did you say wheat? >> guillermo: no, i said smoking weed. >> jimmy: i didn't even know you did that. if you're looking for something to give up for the next 40 days. pope francis has an idea. he's encouraged us to stop insulting people online. it's a time to give up useless words, gossip, rumors, tittle-tattle. i'm with him on all but the titt titt tittle-tattle. please, stop mean tweeting the pope. send him a direct message if you must. i hope the pope didn't watch the debate last night. because the democrats engaged in a good deal of tittle-tattle. this is what you missed. [ talking simultaneously ] >> fighting for my [ bleep ] life. so tell me [ bleep ]. >> watching the democratic debate right here on cbs. >> jimmy: i think senator kelly has a shot. for a lot of these candidates, it was desperation time.

and now, and furthermore, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you very much. thanks for watching. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming, and thank you for joining us on a -- on a day of -- what a day it was. what a day it was for our truthless dictator, donald jasmine trump today. you know those celebratory lunches the white house has fo

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jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, thank you. ♪ [cheers and applause] welcome, welcome, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. please, relax, relax. thank you. that's very nice. thank you for being a part of our mandatory quarantine. no one's leaving the room for eight weeks. so get to know each other. no, i am honored you braved the germs to be with us. the stock market is down and the coronavirus is up. this planet is going to pure l n a handbasket. they just identified this new case of coronavirus in the state of california. and it's curious, because the person who got it didn't go anywhere or come into contact with anyone who went to one of these travel hotspots. last night i ordered post mates, and before i let him in i made the delivery guy spray himself down with the hose. they've deployed remote control tanks in china that shoot disinfectant onto the citizenry. that should clear it up. it's a lysol roomba. but we don't have that. president trump is concerned, not necessarily for health reasons, but because the dow was down almost

and now, to whom it may concern, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i have to say, i commend you for being here because a lot of people don't show up the monday after super bowl. this is one of the biggest days of the year to skip work. they call it football hangover day. more than 17 million americans were expected to call in sick to work today. which i get it. i overdid it too. i had so much to eat and drink yesterday, i started to hallucinate. i woke up on my couch, i don't know what time it was, but i woke up and i imagined i saw lil' wayne dressed as a robot. weird, right? anyway. [ cheers and applause ] i will say this. the best part of the super bowl for me this year was knowing that matt damon spent the day sobbing into his tom brady -- [ laughter ] it was a good game, a fun game to watch. the kansas city chiefs as you know came back from a ten-point deficit in the fourth quarter to beat the 49ers and win their first title in 50 years, which to put t

>>> coming up on kimmel -- >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kumail nanjiani, sting, this week in unnecessary censorship, and a performance from sting's musical "the last ship." and now, by all means, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching it. thank you for coming to see it. i tell you something. i've been watching tv all day, i watch a lot of cable news, i know everything, i'll tell you everything you need to know. i'm about to save you a lot of time. spend that time however you like, it's yours and you're welcome. today was day two of the democrats' three-day opening argument in the senate. the senators as you may have heard are basically prisoners, they're not allowed to leave the chamber. and they are only permitted to drink water or milk. [ laughter ] which i have to say i find disgusting. to me there are few things more revolting than an adult drinking milk. it's gross, i don't like it. these are long days for the senators. many of them are reported to be restless. they were standing

jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, thank you. ♪ [cheers and applause] welcome, welcome, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. please, relax, relax. thank you. that's very nice. thank you for being a part of our mandatory quarantine. no one's leaving the room for eight weeks. so get to know each other. no, i am honored you braved the germs to be with us. the stock market is

and now, once more, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. welcome, welcome. very nice. thanks. i'm gemm i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. i appreciate that. and i do want to say, happy mardi gras. did you know tonight was mardi gras? the biggest day of the year for plastic penis whistles with glitter on them, hands down. mardi gras translates from

and now, can you believe it, jimmy kimmel. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. how are you? thanks, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. it's very nice. i appreciate that. and thank you for joining us on what is the second and final day of q and a at donald trump's first in a series of impeachment trials. captain coverup, mitch mcconnell's hoping to have it all wrapped up by tomorrow. mitch mcconnell has done everything he can to kill this, despite the fact that the majority of the country, 53% of americans say they are increasingly convinced that donald trump did something wrong. the poll was done by researchers at no-duh university. but the president's lawyers have argued that not only did he not do anything wrong he literally cannot do anything wrong. oj's guy, alan dershowitz says if he does something that he thinks will help him get elected, that could not result in impeachment. he's basically saying his reelection is in our best interest. by that logic, he could start eating bald eagles for breakfast saying i need my strength

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, chris pratt, tom holland, huey lewis, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from sam hunt. and now with all due respect jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, eve i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. it's very nice. you know, the clock is ticking right now. we're like, 24 minutes away from valentine's day. tomorrow night, couples of all ages, types and sizes will go out of town, get rushed through dinner at a restaurant and then on to the most popular sexual position of all, obligatory. if you're smart, you'll do what i do on valentine's. you don't have to make a big deal out of it, you don't have to spend a lot of money. just hand your wife a single rose and say "this means you get to stay." i thought you loved the bachelor! this is something i learned today. you know those little candy hearts that have the messages on them that taste like a mixture between rubber and chalk? originally, they were called we

>>> on our "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, from "american idol," luke bryan, katy perry and lionel richie. lucy hale. and music from andy shauf. and now, from this point on out, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. oh, we've got one heck of a, can i say the word heck? is that okay on tv? we've got one heck of a show. three superstars of music are backstage, and later tonight, we will eliminate one of them. we're in whittle mode. last night in new hampshire, senator bernie sanders and puet buttigieg finished one and two. an old jewish guy versus gay guy. the media is eager to crown a winner, but the truth is, it takes like 2,000 delegates to win the nomination. iowa and new hampshire combined have 65, and neither state is demographically representative of anything but a jimmy buffett concert. it's like picking a plastic surgeon via yelp reviews. but it was another disappointing night for joe biden wh

and now with all due respect jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, eve i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. it's very nice. you know, the clock is ticking right now. we're like, 24 minutes away from valentine's day. tomorrow night, couples of all ages, types and sizes will go out of town, get

and now, stay put -- jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hi there, thank you very much. hi, there, i'm imate ho i'm the host of the show. at the end of what has been a torturous and contentious two months for our country, i don't know if you've heard, but we've been impeaching the president of the united states. at long last today, the senate voted and our long national nightmare got longer and more nightmarish. after three weeks of debate and no witnesses called, the republican-led senate voted today to acquit donald trump on both articles of impeachment. after the vote, the president celebrated on the roof of the capitol building with senators lindsey graham and mitch mcconnell in the traditional gatorade dump. very sexy. minority leader said from here on, trump's presidency will always have an asterisk next it. the lone republican senator who voted guilty was mitt romney of utah who said corrupting an election to keep oneself in office is perhaps the most abusive and destructive violation of one's oath of office that i can imagine. well, you know, give him time. whate

and now, stay here, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. and please relax. thank you for joining us on the day after the oscars. the academy awards were handed out just across the street from us at the dolby theater last night. janelle monae opened the show with a version of the mr. rogers song "it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood" which was a nice idea, clever idea, but as those of you who lined up on hollywood boulevard know, there has never been a beautiful anything in this neighborhood. [ laughter ] this neighborhood, this is where homeless spidermen gather to steal wallets from canadians. that's what we do here. [ laughter ] a lot of the focus going into the show last night was on the lack of diversity. all the acting nominees but one were caucasian. and what do you do when you have a diversity problem? well, you hit them with the world's most famous white rapper, eminem. that's what you do. [ laughter ] i actually learned a lot last night. for instanc

and now, to whom it may concern, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i have to say, i commend you for being here because a lot of people don't show up the monday after super bowl. this is one of the biggest days of the year to skip work. they call it football

and now, from this point on out, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. oh, we've got one heck of a, can i say the word heck? is that okay on tv? we've got one heck of a show. three superstars of

and now, for the most part, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome to the show. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. please relax. thank you for joining us on what is, i believe, day 245 of the impeachment trial of everyone's favorite dictator tot, donald trump. i don't know if you've been watching, but the president has been watching and got tweeting early today, directed at john

and now, get ready, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. thank you for joining us on what is a day catholics. have you given anything u

and now, stay here, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. and please relax. thank you for joining us oscar. the academy awards were handed out just across the street from us at the dolby theater last night. janelle monae opened the show with a version of the mr. rogers song "it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood" which was a nice idea, clever idea,

we appreciate your time. >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, gwyneth paltrow, and congressman adam schiff, and now, first things first, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. that's very -- we are -- relax. we're back to work. we had a whole week of lazy sloth-like behavior. guillermo, what did you do last week during the vacation? >> i spent a lot of time with my family. >> jimmy: a lot of time with your family doing what? >> guillermo: taking my son to

and now, by all means, jimmy kimmel. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much, thank you. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. thanks for joining us. on a, relax, thank you. on what will be, on the first of what will be many primary election nights. tonight, it was new hampshire's time to shine. the polls have closed. and, if all goes well, we should have the final results of the democratic caucus by june 28th? i don't know,how longwillit take? this caucus system, it's confusing. but the reason they start them, the reason the primaries begin in high wh in iowa and go to new hampshire is so that we know what the very whitest people think first. bernie sanders is from nearby vermont, new hampshire is one of his strongholds. he is expected to do well. going into tonight, bernie had 12 delegates, and no hairbrushes. you know who else was in new hampshire? last night the president was in manchester, for what he described as the biggest political rally in new hampshir

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and now, for the most part, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome to the show. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. please relax. thank you for joining us on what is, i believe, day 245 of the impeachment trial of everyone's favorite dictator tot, donald trump. i don't know if you've been watching, but the president has been watching and got tweeting early today, directed at john bolton. he wrote, for a guy who couldn't get approved for ambassador to the u.n. years ago, couldn't get approved for anything since, begged me for a non-senate-approved job says libyan model on tv. gets fired because frankly, if i listened to him, we would be in world war vi by now and goes out and writes a nasty book, all classified security. who would do this? here's a better question, who would be stupid enough to hire the person you just described? and, if it's not true, why is it a national security issue. this is quite an argument. everybody told me not to hire john bolton, so i did, and he sucks. trump is all worked up about john bolton's book in which he reportedly say

and now, can you believe it, jimmy kimmel. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. how are you? thanks, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. it's very nice. i appreciate that. and thank you for joining us on what is the second and final day of q and a at donald trump's first in a series of impeachment trials. captain coverup, mitch mcconnell's hoping to have it all wrapped up by tomorrow. mitch mcconnell has done

. >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, gwyneth paltrow, and congressman adam schiff, and now, first things first, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. that's very -- we are -- relax. we're back to work. we had a whole week of lazy sloth-like behavior. guillermo, what did you do last week during the vacation? >> i spent a lot of time with my family. >> jimmy: a lot of time with your family doing what? >> guillermo: taking my son to school, pick him up, take him to the park. different places. >> jimmy: so nothing, really, is the answer. >> guillermo: nothing. exactly. >> jimmy: me too. i spent a lot of my time thinking of who to vote for. you know, a week from tomorrow it's super tuesday. 14 states including ours, california, vote. and if you're voting for a democrat you have to pick a candidate. you have to pick one. unfortunately most people i talk to about this still don't know which one. do you go with the candidate

, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kumail nanjiani, sting, this week in unnecessary censorship, and a performance from sting's musical "the last ship." and now, by all means, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching it. thank you for coming to see it. i tell you something. i've been watching tv all day, i watch a lot of cable news, i know everything, i'll tell you everything you need to know. i'm about to save you a lot of time. spend that time however you like, it's yours and you're welcome. today was day two of the

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