>> damned right. >> jimmy: colin jost, too? >> well, you know what this means. it's time for a good old-fashioned tonight show jokeoff! >> i think we all know the rules. one more time. police in louisiana arrested a a man after he went swimming in the aquarium at a bass pro shop go >> weirdly, he was charged with being too sober for a guy at a a bass pro shop. >> even worse, he wore his facemask as a banana hammock >> the guy wasn't in jail very long it was more of a catch and release. >> move over bass pro shop aquarium is now the saddest pixar film >> meanwhile seaworld was like for 50 bucks you can do whatever >> they were able to catch him by baiting the hook with a a little more crap >> jimmy: time for round two here's the next story. a 94-year-old virginia man received permission from wrigley's to be buried in a casket shaped like a giant pack of juicy fruit. go >> the man plans to be buried on the underside of a middle school desk. >> permission, what are they going to do, kill him? >> jimmy: at first the man's family loved the idea, but then quickly real

. >>> trending this morning scarlett johansson and colin jost are married. it was revealed by meals on wheels. the nonprofit says the couple's wedding wish was to help get support to older adults. and they ask that people consider donating, which is really sweet. very giving. good for them. >>> this weekend john mulaney hosts "saturday night live." it will be his second time this year hosting. >> in the promo for the show jokingly blames himself for the pandemic. >> and i'm hosting qsnl this week. >> and when was the last time you hosted? >> february 2020. >> and what has lasted since then? >> a global pandemic that ruined everything. >> john mulaney, you cursed us. >> yeah. sorry about that. >> you can watch mulaney. tomorrow night right here on nbc bay area at 11:30 p.m. and then i get to find out who the strokes are. >> there you go. new music to love. >>> at 5:18, time to get a look at the forecast for you. i already know who kari hall is. take it away with this forecast for us. >>> okay. let's talk about our temperatures this morning. feeling a little b

. >>> listen to this, boys, trending this morning scarlett johansson and colin jost are married. news of the ceremony was revealed by meals on wheels. the nonprofit says the couple's wedding wish was to help get support to older adults. i love that. and they're asking people consider donating. very nice. very giving. good luck to them. >>> this weekend john mulaney hosts "saturday night live." >> he jokingly blames himself for the pandemic. >> and i'm hosting snl this week with the stroke. >> when was the last time you hosted? >> february 2020. >> and what has happened since then? >> a global pandemic that ruined everything. >> john mulaney, you cursed us. >> yeah. sorry about that. >> you can watch mulaney host and the stroke at 11:30 p.m. >> they really put out some great shows. they always have consistently but a big election year so they've had a lot of fun with that. >> it's been fun to watch as well. >> watching the forecast. >> meteorologist kari hall? >>> it looks pretty good for today. our temperatures will be cooler compared to yesterday reaching up to 76 degrees. gilro

. >>> finally, on this friday, actress scarlett johansson and colin jost have tied the knot. word of their wedding came from an unexpected place, meals on wheels. the nonprofit group shared the news in an instagram post saying the couple's wedding wish is to help make a difference during this pandemic. they say people can celebrate the happy couple by donating to meals on wheels america. congratulations to them. >> yeah, and what a nice gesture to celebrate their wedding by helping other people. >>> don't forget to set your clocks back an hour saturday night. have a great weekend. thanks for joining us. i'm christine romans. >> and i'm laura jarrett. we'll see you at 4:00 a.m. on monday. "new day" is next. - i'm norm. - i'm szasz. [norm] and we live in columbia, missouri. we do consulting, but we also write. [szasz] we take care of ourselves constantly; it's important. we walk three to five times a week, a couple miles at a time. - we've both been taking prevagen for a little more than 11 years now. after about 30 days of taking it, we noticed clarity that we didn't notice be

jost made this one for us it took him a full month to make this [ laughter ] which seems -- even as i'm touching it, it does not seem sturdy or well made. but it does have, i think, the catch phrase that's taken america by storm, "my doink fell off. [ laughter ] you guys, i'm very excited about this our next guest is an emmy nominated actor you know from shows such as "breaking bad" and "better call saul" and movies like "do the right thing." he stars in "the mandalorian," which begins its second season october 30th on disney plus with new episodes released each friday please welcome to the show giancarlo esposito thank you for being here >> oh, thank you for having me, seth i've been dying to be on your show for a long time i love what you do happy to be here >> seth: i've been a fan of yours forever and have also been dying to have you. and i know right now you're actually in new mexico how is it treating you >> it's treating me very well. i've had a good time during pandemic i've been able to work from home, start a garden, have a bunch of fresh vegetables just in case the world

[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my thanks to michael che, colin jost, kaitlyn dever, bts, and the roots. thank you all for watching and susan stroman, if you're watching♪ puttin' on the ritz ♪ ♪ different types of wear all day coat pants ♪ ♪ with stripes and cut away coats for perfect fits puttin' on the ritz ♪ ♪ dressed up like a million dollar trooper trying hard to loo like gary cooper ♪ ♪ super-duper ♪ ♪ >> announcer: tonight, on "late night with seth meyers" -- cecily strong, author of "the captain," former mlb all star, david wright writer and director of "kajillionaire," miranda july, featuring the 8g band with jessica berdeaux and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? great, let's get to the news president trump said yesterday that he won tuesday's presidential debate against former vice president, joe biden, but take it with a grain of salt because he also said he won "the voice." fox news anchor and presidential debate moderator, chris wallace, said in an interview yesterday that he wa

. >> next up, congratulations for scarlet johansson and colin jost >> i love they did this meals on wheels they knew it was going to get a lot of attention they were engaged last year after two years of dating and so certainly congratulations to the newlyweds. >> next up, "the tonight show" is in the halloween mood with a new round of hashtags. jimmy asked fans to send in their best tweets for the new halloween edition. it's 2020 and things aren't usually normal >> putting on a costume and it the first time you've used a zipper all year. >> candy cigarettes because even the kids are stressed. trick or treat, stay six feet, throw me candy from the street >> new peanut special, it's a rapid test, charlie brown. >> you have to find a way to laugh out of all of this. and finally, it is time for the grand finale of plazaween. so many beautiful families we've assembled the final four groups you've been voting for. on monday, elaine a, vivian and alexandra won over the voters. best friends from wall, new jersey, and they are the sanderson sisters from "hocus pocus. and then tuesday it was the sol

michael che and colin jost told jimmy fallon about their new normal. >> how's it like working 6 feet apart from everybody? >> i love it. >> reporter: there's no joking around with covid-19 policies that apply to the staff and audience. according according to vulture.com, allpr required to take a self-test for covid upon arrival, get their temperatures checked, and masks need to stay on at all times. show creator lauren michaels telling "the new york times," we are going to be a surprised as everyone else when it actually goes on. in a year with so much uncertainty. >> can you read my lips? >> reporter: a saturday night staple giving us some normalcy and something to laugh about. >> reporter: and "snl" has a very busy month ahead with five straight weeks of live shows. something that has never been done before. comedian bill burr and actress issa rae have been booked to host upcoming shows. guys, back to you. >> kathy park, we will take it. i'm going to try to stay up. dylan, this is going to be a tough show to pull off, but i think a lot of peoplespecially this week, but there's some