>> '93. >> greg: '94. brian, before when you are in the green room, you said we should lock everybody up who slightly overweight. [laughter] i thought that was slightly off the record. >> one of the things in "the boston globe" said that we are going to start to give people a chance to opt out of stories. if you want to give a story perspective they will go no, no, call the person and say can you stop including me in crime like for instance o.j. simpson could call up and say focus on my football and enough about the murders? >> greg: enough about the murders. >> which he didn't commit. >> he could start a podcast! enough about the murders. hard to get a sponsor. >> greg: you know what he would do? he read his own ad. i'm going to stop right there. what's a glove manufacturer? i don't know. up next, covid kids from hollywood would do any good? ♪ ♪ able transportation to their medical appointments. that's why i started medhaul. citi launched the impact fund to invest in both women and entrepreneurs of co

>> greg: yes, thank you. >> thank you for explaining that. >> greg: how are you doing? i don't like you were in the cia? >> yes, making lattes. the first thing you do on any cia mission is make sure you know where to put the coffee machine. >> greg: let me boil this down. when they had the pictures up there, the people thought oh, my god, people are racist so they're going to judge everybody by their skin color. so we should get rid of the pictures of the applicants. that way it will be more color-blind and what happens is all diversity went away because maybe people were going overboard and taking diverse faces -- is that such a thing? >> i'm following you pair this is what happens in a lot of situations. it's not just outcome it's true across the federal government for this a lot of diversity and inclusion, dni is the preferred term now. dni training. they are trying to get as many different individuals from certain groups. these are places -- military, cia, where meritocracy could be something you could all agree on. making sure that planes aren't blowing up or that

>> greg: i don't know. it's funny. here's the part where you tell me you are a libertarian, freedom, markets. blah, blah, blah. >> kat: i could do it but since you expressed it so eloquently, i'm not sure i can do any better in explaining my point of view in terms of free markets. i get upset in general at these massive spending bills. one after the other. no one seems to care. i am so sick of hearing joe biden and everyone else talk about what my fair share payment is for something that i have nothing to do with. there's no such thing as your fair share of my [bleep]. >> greg: and no one wants it. susan. >> susan: infrastructure. >> greg: the first and only time infrastructure will be mentioned on the show. my essay structure? why is it infrastructure. it's generic and broad. >> susan: broadband. high tech. i'm proud of you. the last time i said infrastructure on the show i think your eyes tried to go as back as far as they could. >> greg: i was looking at my cerebellum, just checking on it. it looks all right. i've b

. >> greg: [laughing]. there was a moment in this interview with george stephanopoulos when george asked him about the terrible withdrawal. he said it was 4 days ago. it wasn't 4 days ago and it should not matter if it's 14 days ago. it's crazy. >> when you sleep for 16 hours a day, they kind of run into each other. the first thing i keep thinking about is how uninformed the president of the united states appears to be. not talking about what is actually happening in the world. he is talking about maybe somebody needs to say all of these refugees from afghanistan they are not vaccinated. i am really concerned. the american warrior is the best equipped and best trained war fighter anywhere. we need to make sure that this doesn't demoralalize that whole class of people who raised their hand and swear to give their life in the defense of the republic. i am concerned how demoralizing this is. we need to remind them their sacrifice was not for nought. they were defending the principles we stand for and the flag

>> greg: i have had those. those are good nightmares to have because they tell you did the right thing. that's very healthy. tyrus, from your experience what would you like to say? >> i have a prepared at the same time. there is no reason to speak to an ex. you can't talk to anything you are a guy. your woman can all day. we talk about gender issue. that's a big problem for gender issue. we don't know how to put people on friend row. they end up on deck and that doesn't work. my advise to guys. it didn't happen. if it was me i am damn sure it wasn't me. it wasn't me! >> greg: that's a good point. the ex, it's the female that insti gates this thing out of the blue. she would be mad if they do it to her. >> women never get blamed. we get blamed. if your women cheats on you, you made her feel ugly. tramp the trainer made her feel beautiful again. honey, you were fat when i met you. that's the truth. it's always our fault. same thing in this situation. just say no. >> greg: that was a hell of a prepared at the same

. >> greg: go for it. all of the people celebrating in the streets as soon as the election was called for biden. so excited without knowing how it was going to go. it's not going great. i remind myself, i was very excited to get married but i remember the documentaries where the wives of murderers were like after we got married, things changed. so far so good. >> greg: have the authorities found him yet? >> no. >> greg: he went hiking again? >> he won't let me go in that one closet but i am sure there is a present in there. >> greg: [laughing]. tyrus? >> what is hilarious to me. it's not joe biden. you defunded the police and hand out free money and take away jobs. the only way you got in the white house is you didn't want an old white man but that's the only thing that america looked for. once the deal was done, the progressives wanted to do their thing. they blame it all on no. >> greg: they should thank him. he was the only one that was going to beat trump. he was the nice guy. >> they got the nice guy

. >> greg: neither do i. >> that's why i am know jennifer aniston. >> greg: she is not anymore either. i don't know what that means. did you watch the friends reunion? >> no. >> maybe everybody who didn't get vaccinated stopped watching friends. i am trying to stretch this. none of us care with jennifer aniston and her beliefs. >> and i never did. >> jennifer aniston should come out for twitter to restore donald trump so everyone can get vaccinated and she will have more friends. >> we will duct tape to you a chair. >> greg: that is so not real. you don't do that to friends. she needed something to say to the magazine. don't go away. we'll be right back. >> [cheering]. [relaxed summer themed music playing] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ summer is a state of mind, you can visit anytime. savor your summer with lincoln. it's an important time to save. with priceline, you can get up to 60% off amazing hotels. and when you get a big deal... you feel like a big deal. ♪♪ (man) i've made progress with my mental health. every trip is a big deal. so when i started having unintentional body

>> yes, greg? >> greg: well done and your recreation of megan rapinoe. >> thank you. you guys should all come over. you guys are great. you didn't say she was a goalie, she's not. >> greg: what is she? >> you can tell by those pictures they were showing up or out on the field. goalies don't do that, they are by the goal. >> greg: i cannot believe you're criticizing my sports acumen. >> well, i can, because listen, i think she has a point, because i have always found it empowering to say i have faced sexism, i have trauma from that, but for example, i'm a woman, you are a man, okay? you, you know, you make more money than i do, and that is not -- we have the same height. right? >> greg: true. >> i have to be generous, it cannot be that you have decades more experience, that this is your show and i am just a sidekick, or you have another successful show you are on, cannot be that. if i would say that, i would get so many retweets and i would be cool and i would get sponsorships. but i can't be that stupid. >> greg: yes, yes. [applause] all right, i think we should cut t

i'm greg i'm greg gutfeld and i love you, america! >> shannon: hello and welcome to "fox news @ night," i'm shannon bream in washington. breaking tonight, impeachment proceedings against new york governor andrew cuomo heating up as he refuses to resign after a bombshell report where he sexually harassed 11 different women. late-breaking details plus janice reid relates to the attorney general's findings

>> yes, greg? >> greg: well done and your recreation of megan rapinoe. >> thank you. you guys should all come over. you guys are great. you didn't say she was a goalie, she's not. >> greg: what is she? >> you can tell by those pictures they were showing up or out on the field. goalies don't do that, they are by the goal. >> greg: i cannot believe you're criticizing my sports acumen. >> well, i can, because listen, i think she has a point, because i have always found it empowering to say i have faced sexism, i have trauma from that, but for example, i'm a woman, you are a man, okay? you, you know, you make more money than i do, and that is not -- we have the same height. right? >> greg: true. >> i have to be generous, it cannot be that you have decades more experience, that this is your show and i am just a sidekick, or you have another successful show you are on, cannot be that. if i would say that, i would get so many retweets and i would be cool and i would get sponsorships. but i can't be that stupid. >> greg: yes, yes. [applause] all right, i think we should cut t

she keeps you in check. >> greg: way to remind me about tonight. >> we all have that. >> greg: she doesn't care about the ratings come i tell her about the ratings and she doesn't care. >> nor should she. at any given time, even though your ratings are great, most of the country don't hold you in high regard. always just keep yourself humble is what i'm saying. >> greg: is that game show you host still on? i'm just curious, i have honestly not heard a peep about that game show. [laughter] according to my research, you can compare people to hitler all the time but if i say somebody is a dumb broad, that is heinous [bleep] sorry. >> that's mild. i've got a [bleep] out before i brush my teeth in the morning. >> greg: when you a trail of [bleep]. sorry, producers bird >> it's okay to be wrong if you're on the right side, just last week the cdc had to correct these inflated numbers in florida and the texas tribune, you saw this correction where the headline was "children under siege!" they reported that 58 other children had been hospitalized in a 70 period in august, not seven days, since the

there you go. >> greg: jerks. >> right? >> greg: thank you for your service. do you ever say that to waiters? "thank you for your service?" for the hell of it? write it on the receipt like "i killed bin laden and you killed my meal." no tip. kat, i don't even know what i'm saying at this point, so take it home. >> sure. i agree, it doesn't matter, people are a lot meaner on the internet than they would be in real life but it goes both ways, people are nicer on sometimes online then they would be in real time. i see people liking photos of people in writing "you are so beautiful, fire emojis." it's all fake. and if you are living for that. >> speaking of social media, i use to work with meatheads, navy seals, and i had a dude who thought lol meant "lots of love." he's like "heard about your grandmother's funeral, lol." no, you are doing it wrong. >> greg: they never found him in. just disappeared. lol. all right come up next, if there jokes are lame, our men and women treated the same? i've been taking prevagen on a regular basis for at least eight years. for m

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[laughter] >> greg: i'm not going to say. >> greg: are you leaving us? >> jesse: i'm definitely not going to say it. >> greg: you are pregnant and leaving us! >> jesse: no. i learned that 70% of the american population has been vaccinated, not 60%. that was an error on my part. [laughter] >> greg: dagen? >> dagen: my gray hair grows and quicker than i thought it is. [laughter] i need to go get something done. two weeks. >> shannon: i can still, even having lived in new york, get on the wrong subway and end up somewhere didn't try to. even though i ended up on the mic at the wrong place, when i got on acted like i knew what was doing, he said "could you help me?" i was like "i didn't intend to be here, but i would help us both get back." >> richard: what did i learn today? jesse buys a lot of hair care products. >> shannon: that one's not suppressing. [laughter] >> greg: i cannot pronounce mark levine's name. it's impossible for me to say. he's going to be on the show tonight on "got fouled." i butchered a two syllable name three times. >> jesse: you can'

cannot. >> greg: okay. so this patrick's day mascot, did you follow the story, i don't get why this had to be made an issue over something that really doesn't exist. >> it's a big distraction which colleges need right now. instead of talking about how they charge a ton of money on something that's supposed to be progressive it seems like it creates more inequality than anything else and then you have a whole bunch of majors that have no 'em employable skills when these kids graduate. so let's talk about the mascot more than any of that i was just surprised because i thought the fighting irish mascot would be canceled because he was a straight white christian. >> greg: i like him because he's my height. you're irish, joe. >> don't even. [laughter] >> greg: joe devito. is that offensive that mascot, or, i find noral more offensive to me? >> i think the fighting irish mascot is wonderful. he's a little green alcoholic, who is he fight something he doesn't know. he's fighting a battle with substance abuse. i la

greg gutfeld takes it all from here. see you tomorrow night. >> they are chanting death to america but they seem friendly at the same time. it's utterly bizarre. >> greg: it's refreshing to hear kyler, gentler "death to america." [applause] happy monday! or as joe biden calls it, and you thought jimmy carter sucked. stick with the of kabul is imminent. speak of imminent fall of kabul. >> the fall of kabul. the taliban has entered the city. >> the fall of kabul as the taliban completes its takeover of afghanistan. broadcasting live from inside the presidential palace. >> greg: i blame those pesky whites and pharmacists. you would figure we would have a plan for this but this is the most botched pullout since hunter knocked out that stripper. 20 years, doing $2 and no plan. or maybe we had a plan but joe left it at the men's room. this crowd is quiet. oh, now you are laughing. wake up, people. i know it's monday but [bleep] if we knew this would happen the moment we left, what gives. i'm not here to see i told you so becau

do you know where greg is? >> i have no idea where greg is. >> mike, you seen greg? >> have not seen greg. >> has anybody heard from greg? >> no. >> okay. okay. it's the same old story with greg. i've made several attempts to try to reach him, but he doesn't answer. he says he wants to be involved, but i haven't seen that yet. oh, hey, guys. >> hey, marcus, how are you? >> how are you? so i brought in a contractor, and we're gonna start making changes immediately. the sooner we have a new layout, the closer we'll be to making money. i need to figure out how to change the look and feel of the place. it doesn't feel inviting. >> is there anything that you really want to keep? i'd like to keep the exterior walls. >> [laughs] okay. >> this is the kitchen. >> oh, wow. >> so ideally, i'd like to go that way. >> okay. >> in here, i really want to have this bar jut out into the middle of the store so that when i come in the front door, i'm seeing a really nice bar all the way around. so i'd like to get started tomorrow. >> okay. >> we're all getting ready for one last night

she keeps you in check. >> greg: way to remind me about tonight. >> we all have that. >> greg: she doesn't care about the ratings come i tell her about the ratings and she doesn't care. >> nor should she. at any given time, even though your ratings are great, most of the country don't hold you in high regard. always just keep yourself humble is what i'm saying. >> greg: is that game show you host still on? i'm just curious, i have honestly not heard a peep about that game show. [laughter] according to my research, you can compare people to hitler all the time but if i say somebody is a dumb broad, that is heinous [bleep] sorry. >> that's mild. i've got a [bleep] out before i brush my teeth in the morning. >> greg: when you a trail of [bleep]. sorry, producers bird >> it's okay to be wrong if you're on the right side, just last week the cdc had to correct these inflated numbers in florida and the texas tribune, you saw this correction where the headline was "children under siege!" they reported that 58 other children had been hospitalized in a 70 period in august, not seven days, since the

>> greg: pay i guess. >> you think? >> greg: i don't know. the [indiscernible] so i have to be very careful. [scattered laughter] that's great. good move, delta. screw those unvaccinated people. >> and why did australia become the capital of jazz? >> greg: you didn't know about that? wallabies invented jazz. >> the albino wallabies? >> greg: i don't look at skin color! my goodness, what is her problem! okay, what is going on -- oregon is like if the united states were family, they are like the dumbest kid. they have antifa and they are telling everybody mask up. the disrespect their crops, what is going on over there? >> yeah, you would think they're governor is saint dr. anthony fauci or something, the kind of scientific rationale they are engaging in. i mean, this is nuts. when i was in the white house, there was dr. fauci, who would come in and say the most unscientific thing. then you had a common sense guy like dr. scott atlas from stanford coming in and saying why would you wear a mask if you're on a bicycle? why would you wear a mask i

>> greg: yes! the intergovernmental panel on climate change just released its latest report and you can guess, it's partly cloudy today with a 90% chance of armageddon. >> to be perfectly honest, what we learned today might just be the definition of helplessness. >> nobody is safe and it's getting worse faster. >> the signs are all there with fire is raging around the world in greece and turkey and in california. the climate is getting more hostile and today the u.n. said it is already too late to stop some of the devastating impacts of climate change. >> greg: wait a second here. what about code red? i was told there would be code red. >> the world is at the code red stage. >> it is a code red. >> code red is now. >> code red for humanity, the warning from a new climate report about more devastating floods and fires. >> greg: yes, they all got the same memo, these freaking sheep. at this point how can we take these dopes seriously? with been told time is up more often than andrew cuomo. they tell

>> greg: yes. >> when this brought it up, i served my time, i'm sorry i assaulted those three children outside the school bus but i did buy three years and i moving on and people would be like yeah, you're right. he was crass on a podcast. kat, have you ever heard tyrus -- the fact that this was allowed -- and shame on him. for the ep, how about you say i made some mistakes ten years ago, kiss my ass, add that to it. write that in the show. >> that would make it interesting. >> the apology was -- i hate -- i was told the kids if you ain't sorry, just take the whipping, because it's less i've got to hear. but the point is you don't get to say i'm extremely humbled and i'm sorry even though it was a decade ago. make up your mind. it was a decade ago. get over it. >> greg: and that's the thing. here's the lesson, kat, why apologize if it doesn't matter? he lost the job even after apologizing and we saw this with the bachelor dude and we see -- if we know longer accept that as currency, then screw it,

especially greg. there were some at that funeral who still wondered if he had a role in sandi's death. >> how were you received at sandi's funeral? were some people angry you were there? >> i think there were some people that still didn't like -- didn't like me. you know, family members that didn't like me. the people that were behind me in the beginning, those are the ones that i stayed with, you know, and hung out with. i don't have time for those people that were against me. >> among the mourners at sandi's service that day were detectives from the cold case squad, the discovery of her bones had jump started their investigation, and cops were taking a cold hard look at everything, and everyone all over again. the coroner did an autopsy. investigators hoped they'd find something that would point them in the direction of sandi's killer or at least tell them how she died, but no luck. >> there was so much decomposition, and so little left that there was absolutely no way to tell what killed her. we co

. >> greg: that's true. >> shannon: thanks, greg. the presser intensifies on new york governor andrew cuomo to resign calling that robert corroborating shower. by almost a dozen women. president biden's education secretary says vaccinations and the masks should be part of the back-to-school preparations this year. plus, a texas town at its whit's end takes the migrant crisis into its own hands. and dramatic video from body cams of first responders to the south florida condo collapse that killed almost 100

greg? >> greg: let's do this. shall we? ♪ ♪ >> greg: i like it. but, you know, it's okay. when you are out late, you know, tying one on with geraldo, you never know who you are going to run into. i was just driving by 3:00 a.m. walking home i see none other than george clooney. sitting pack, enjoying himself after a long night of partying with supermodels and whatnot. he doesn't have a care in the world. look at him. yep. here you go gutfeld tonight dagen, dagen is on. >> dagen: god help you. >> greg: kat, tyrus. >> jesse: reading list to kill a mockingbird, how i saved the world there won't be a quiz but definitely enrich your brain. if you want to enrich more than your brain, go meet me in the flesh lbi peculiar swap in long beach island, new jersey, tuesday, august 3 st 11 o'clock in the morning. i do wake up in the morning. and you can see me there. i'm also going to be able to be seen tonight on "fox news primetime" with will cain where i will probably mention my book. it is still on the "new york times" list. i didn't even promote it last week. i was off. still there

whatever, greg. >> greg: i think he is checked out at this point. math is all to white says one teacher who is not too bright. home of the wolverines and also apparently idiots, math is dominated by whiteness and racism. and that whiteness says deborah ball plays a key role in explaining racial disparities in math performance. here she is on a recent podcast. >> i think it's been quite difficult to figure out how to surface and unpack the way in which mathematics for example is a harbor for whiteness. but what's also very difficult is to get people to see how the very nature of the knowledge and who's produced it and what has counted as mathematics and has also dominated by whiteness and racism. my ability to articulate the role of that white supremacy plays in teaching word wouldn't have been evident early in my career, but i had a sense for it. >> greg: dominated by whiteness, what does that even mean? that doesn't add up. and i'm white. it's the math thing. it doesn't add up. meanwhile, to money managers have created an exchange traded fund or et

i like that one. >> greg: let's do this. yeah, great celebrity sighting i was town in what you call the picnic area of the a rest stop. i saw a fully naked john travolta trying to get into electric car. unusual. roll it, people. there he is. trying to get up into the car he was probably just skinny dipping. >> we have hairy,. >> dana: difficulties on end. >> geraldo: why john travolta. >> greg: he is notoriously hairy. >> dana: you cut off the video. he kicked the bear. tonight, dagen mcdowell. travis, tyrus on the gutfeld show it's a good one. >> jesse: they are all good, greg. right, geraldo? >> geraldo: yesterday was my smart, strong, beautiful daughter sowell's sweet 16th birthday. she has her driver's permit. she asked and i allowed her to drive mom and dad allowed her to drive to the dinner mobile room downtown cleveland. >> greg: what did she drive? >> geraldo: i was petrified. >> greg: what car? >> geraldo: erika's land rover. >> not the bentley? >> maybe when she is 17. >> greg: put the bent in bentley. >> geraldo:

tomorrow and sunday morning on "fox and friends" weekend, now greg got filled. greg gutfeld. [applause] >> so talk about rough week. terrorist attack at the kabul airport killing 13 u.s. service members. 10 marines, two army soldiers and one navy corps men. at least 160 afghans were killed. believed to have been carried out by the islamic. somehow, i don't feel com comforted. the president seemed defeated, lost between spasms of anger and followed instructions to use a list of reporters given to him by whoever is in charge. jen was acting as though she was doing us a favor instead of her job. a job i wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. how could everyone but the people in charge not see this coming? maybe they were so busy distracting us that they got distracted while distracting us. look, i'm a magazine editor turned class crown with an obsession over unicorns and i could see this coming. the blind sheik could see this coming. how could the people in charge not? perhaps they did and just assumed carnage is the price we pay or maybe they just underestimated the risk which boggle

." ♪ ♪ >> greg: , hello, greg gutfeld, along with dagen mcdowell, brian kilmeade, and dana perino, "the five." ♪ ♪ out of the gate to its another debate about another mandate, so how will it rate? who will meet their fate? and who will take the bait, who will advocate, who will acclimate, who will cause debate. president biden signaling a crackdown could be coming for states that don't follow his covid rules. that threat is the latest example in the fight over mandate splitting the country apart, dana. biden and florida governor ron desantis going after each other for days over mandates like wearing masks in schools. ron desantis says it should be up to the parents to decide, but now the president is looking at new ways to overrule states like florida. >> my concerns are deep, one of the things that i find a little disingenuous, when i suggested that people in zones where there is a high risk, where the masks like you are all are doing. i'm told that the government should get out of the way. >> do you want to intervene in states like texas and florida where they are banning masks ma

. >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld with dagen mcdowell, jesse watters, jessica tarlov, and dana perino. caving to the terror groups that do make demands that all u.s. troops to be out in a week trusting that the militants will fully cooperate with ongoing evacuations. >> the completion depends upon the taliban continuing to cooperate and allow access to the airport. thus far the taliban have been taking steps to work with us so we can get our people out. >> there's a reality that the taliban is currently controlling large swaths of afghanistan. >> the taliban has made public and private commitments to provide an permit safe passage to americans and work with them. >> greg: reports from the ground show little desire for cooperation. antony blinken doing more damage control the day. >> there could be other americans in afghanistan who never enroll in the embassy, who ignored public evacuation notice and have not yet identified themselves to us. we also found that many people who contact us and identify themselves as american citizens including by filling out and submitting repatriation as

[cheers and applause] >> greg, i'm good. how are you? thank you for having me >> greg: i have my first question is, are you crazy? i mean, california. is california salvageable? is it salvageable? >> i really think it is. you know, the legislature they're dominated by super majorities in the senate and assembly but the governor has a lot of power even dealing with the ledge state tower evening to declare a state wide emergency power to veto appoint commissioners and public utility commission. i have the bully pulpit so there are a lot of things i can do. it's not hopeless. we're talking about crime rising cost of living the outrages homelessness and the way this man has ignored science while his own kids were enjoying in person private education for ask shutting down schools. we have among the lowest schools in schools and 75% of black boys before the pandemic could not read at state level proficiency before the pandemic. almost half of the third graders could not, i support choice in public education he's opposed to that and guess the l

greg: same thing. lisa: but stay in china, all of you agree that you have to stay in china although it is a bit concerning. my thanks to all of you, have a wonderful weekend. it has been a long week as we go through the gyrations of growth scare to potential taper discussion. we will continue the discussion next week. jackson hole coming up on friday. bloomberg surveillance will bring it to you when that powell brings that speech. we will see you next friday at 1:00 new york time. this is bloomberg real yield. this is bloomberg. ♪ (announcer) back pain hurts, and it's frustrating. you can spend thousands on drugs, doctors, devices, and mattresses, and still not get relief. now there's aerotrainer by golo, the ergonomically correct exercise breakthrough that cradles your body so you can stretch and strengthen your core, relieve back pain, and tone your entire body. since i've been using the aerotrainer, my back pain is gone. when you're stretching your lower back on there, there is no better feeling.

this is bloomberg. ♪ greg: this is bloomberg markets. i'm greg bonnell. peloton shares under some pretty significant pressure today, worse than expected quarterly results, and the problems keep mounting. now the company confirming it has been subpoenaed by the u.s. department of justice and homeland security over its reporting of treadmill injuries. earlier today, we spoke with the ceo john foley. >> we will always cooperate with authorities whenever there is an investigation. we are making the right decisions. i will say, another government agency, the consumer product safety commission, also investigated us but we were working with them to get on the right side of the line of safety forever lower price tread that we announce will be for sale in canada, the u.k., and the u.s. next week for the first time. greg: definitely a turn of events, shift of fortunes for the company, considering where it was during the height of the pandemic. >> we are night and day. everyone was talking about peloton as the golden child a few months ago at the height of the pande

and greg gutfeld 5:00 o'clock in new york city. this is the five. ♪ >> main stream media being accused of a major double standard over its covid coverage. outlets hardly mentioning barack obama's 60th berth day party in martha's vineyards where he was dancing without a mask among a crowd. one new york writer is facing backlash about how she is defending these scaled down celebrations. >> other people said, you know, this is really being overblown. they're following all the safety precautions. people are going to sporting events that are bigger than this. this is going to be safe. this is a sophisticated vaccinated crowd and this is just about optics, not about safety. >> the press taking a different approach when it comes to gop governors by directly blaming them for the spread of the new coronavirus strain. >> greg abbott is in a race to be the worst possible governor in the country and the only one he has competition with right now is governor desantis in florida. >> instead of the delta variant, why not call it the desantis va

, erwin greg and kilpatrick, david greg's division against stewart's men. what is interesting is so many of these actions, there is no coordination. you have buford over here to the north into the south you have greg. the entire campaign pleasanton has trouble coordinating his various divisions. hooker is so intent on finding where lee is that he's going to send the fifth core to gum springs to provide infantry support and they will get involved but not only are they providing infantry support but look what lee is doing. he takes longstreet's entire first core and stops the marching north. this is too important and will put the minute the gaps so if these yanks get through stuart they will not see what is going on. upperville is the last one, the most intense, the most complex that ultimately is going to lead to a lot of frustration on the part of pleasanton but this is interesting because you have infantry involved in the fight. there was infantry also at the station flight and in both cases pleasanton misuse the infantry, did not use to his full advantage

we apologize for all of greg's demands on you. [laughter] >> greg: i have never met them. i have never met them. >> you need to meet them tonight. they are remote? >> they have no choice. >> dagen: thank you so much for all your hard work. and we know that you will do great things. >> remote interns. >> they do a great job. >> it's a funny bit. >> brian: it's not funny at all. >> greg: very funny. >> dagen: next week greg will have a bit on his show called remote intern starring kat timpf -- take a look at this golden retriever, do you think golden retrievers are nice? not if you don't feed them first. they aren't. yeah, that's odi. greg, go. >> greg: all right, let's do this. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great. >> greg: most annoying song ever made. all right. this is kind of a strange relationship. i'm not sure i approve of this species mixing but go ahead, you can show it. what are you doing? >> greg: this is a rescued sloth cuddling a beagle friend. this goes on for hours and hours. >> brian: sharp claws. >> greg: those are incredible cla

greg: didn't change a lot. chances of getting the 3 $5 plus another $1 trillion zero percent chance. a chance of this whole thing breaking up, total gridlock, 40%. but the 50% chance is that there will be something. the tax hikes are not going to be as ambitious as they were hoping. the spend something not going to be as generous as they would like. but i think we can get something, if, this is the important issue, if pelosi and the progressives are willing to take half a loaf. if they want everything, the whole thing falls apart. taylor: how in peril is the $550 billion physical infrastructure bill given some of the disagreements for this other piece? greg: it's ironic because a lot of people like this, including a lot of republicans. like the idea of spending more on highways, dams, bridges, wifi, water. that i think still has a decent chance of making it one way or another. it's the 3 $5 trillion that has every republican -- $3.5 trillion that has every republican opposed and a handful of democrats opposed a

>> greg: i didn't really look. >> jesse: dachshund? >> greg: look how he waits for him. they are having a good time. isn't that great? they're having a great time. they have no concept of time. they don't know what's going on. they are not worried about -- they don't have any existential problems. you know? all right. >> jesse: the duck does have existential problems. >> greg: you have existential problems, geraldo. >> geraldo: now that you mention it here is tonight's edition of geraldo's news with geraldo. [laughter] i love that, sabrina came up with it. it's not about me. it's mike tobin our dear colleague intrepid crime reporter wonderful guy got engaged to julie in utah and last night what makes it relevant to the segment is that last night bill hemmer and i -- and craig, my brother craig and i welcomed mike tobin who is usually based in chicago roof top of the peninsula become my favorite bar in town and we put a few back. >> dana: why didn't you invite any girls? >> geraldo: that's an excellent question. where do you end? you start. [laughter] >> dana: congratulat

greg? greg: let's check the market. i think the anticipation is we would have sleepy days heading into jackson hole and we are making gains. yesterday we were denied a new all-time high so we are trying again. we are a couple of points above where we need to be. s&p 500 and nasdaq building on the record runs. it is notable this idea it was going to be sleepy. you have the 10 year bond yield inching higher. questions i've been asking our guests the fact, is the bond market thinking about jackson hole, perhaps the equity side getting action? it is anybody's guess but taper will be on everybody's lips. whether jerome powell wants to go there. one stock i want to highlight. big banks in canada, royal bank of canada, it is canadian bank earnings week. royal came out this morning and like the other three that have reported already they kicked to the doors off when it came to the bottom line, beating expectations. surge in real estate market, recovering economy, and the fact that they are releasing more of their loan provision

this is bloomberg. ♪ greg: this is bloomberg markets. i am greg but now with matt miller. we are keeping our eyes on chair powell. unclear, he says, that the delta very well have an economic effect. the labor market recovery have been put front and center for many central banks, including the federal reserve, including the reason why they are giving us all of this extraordinary monetary policy. the recovery is lower among those who are in public interaction jobs. they want to see people in those service industry jobs find more strength. that will be the support for the workforce return. but the question a lot of us have, the delta variant. he is saying that he is unclear if the delta variable have important economic effects. we have been watching the story of ark investment and cathie wood selling off ties to investments in china. she says the country seems to be in a state of retreat. and extrusive conversation with shelly bassett, she discussed the pullback from china and discussed the outlook for stocks. >> they are sending a strong message when they use expressions, as

greg gutfeld? >> greg: i'm going to pull a jesse and promote the hell out of myself. >> jesse: stop. i learned it from you. >> greg: tonight gutfeld i have will cain and carley shimkus and probably the best interview with tucker carlson you will ever see. we go deep, deep into his personal life. he doesn't just wear khakis to the golf course. t.w. shannon and kat timpf. now do you know what it's time for? it's time for this. will cain late night news. it's true this week we hit impressive milestone suppressing all late night shows on both broadcast and cable beating cbs the late show and stephen colbert for the first time. for this week i'm the king of late night. take that whoever said that that wouldn't happen. i know who you are. it's only been a couple months. i knew it was going to happen. >> jesse: everybody said it wouldn't happen. but congratulations, greg. [applause] [cheers] >> greg: thank you. >> jesse: all right. authority in oklahoma came across a very disturbing situation. there was a

the footage is a little shaky, as greg wise filming for the hidden camera. having a meeting with accenture. brig why isn't the only new employee 12 other people are starting the role at the same time? another french person, along with some italians and spaniards, and each our representative is running the welcome meeting. welcome you all. my job is my job. to help you all the relationship we didn't get after the big cation documents and social security paperwork, the small group finally find out which company they are working for. but it's top secret you must have been told by taking seem that you cannot mention. that's why working for the client is really very many. you cannot mention anyone that are working for ok. if someone asks you where you work, you work for extension. ok. we still, we have the co mandate. they feel. so if i'm talking to some colleagues from accenture, nothing because it in my work, i cannot feel that i would prefer the case is not allowed. it's completely like confidential. the work is that he's working here at the okay. code names,

greg gutfeld is next. greg gutfe. ♪ >> we have to get more people vaccinated. i said 350 million americans of already been vaccinated. >> that's about 19 million more people than we have in america. but it's not like he is paying attention. he's just thinking about jell-o for lunch. >> i lost my pen. oh, boy, happy friday, everyone. or as cat likes to call it, com on, liver, you can take it day. glad to see she recovered from last night. we are also pleased to have companion back on. there she is. apparently she had gone out wit kathy last night. as a kid growing up in the 70s , i loved science fiction movies. my favorites, planets of the apes. the omega man, and of course fried green tomatoes. as a kid i imagine the future i frightening and weird. battling roving bands of marauders, who can forget mad max and the sequel to road warrior, riveting tales of dystopian earth. where survival becomes a daily challenge for them there is kur russell and escape from new yor and later los angeles. funny how those walls worked. a very funny film societies thinking in crim

ah, greg, why decides to quit? only 2 weeks later, still in his training period, ah, he received his paycheck just before leaving his hourly pay written at the top. for euro's $0.62 gross. this is a tough pill to swallow for his colleague. ah. the ice cream shop. after our experience there, we contacted accenture their response was a brief e mail that didn't once reference facebook. it did however, contain this phrase. the well being of our employees is our priority. to finish our tour of the internet, trash cleaners the invisible workforce behind your facebook or instagram feed. we had one last meeting. sarah roberts is the leading researcher specializing of those who work as moderators. she is a key figure in this field. we met her at the university where she teaches in california. she presented us with an analysis of the rise and development of content moderation. over the past year, we are talking about a scope and a scale of magnitude that has not been seen before. billions of things shared per day on facebook

he should start a band. >> greg: fake news. >> katie: it's real news. >> greg: that's a reasonable doubt rowing. >> dana: fake animal news. i think we have a new segment tune in every night for something more. "special report" suspect next. >> bret: definitely need to investigate the rat and harmonica. >> dana: get on that. >> greg: so funny. ♪ >> bret: good evening. welcome to washington i'm bret baier. breaking tonight. >> the bottom line is there is no evacuation from the end of a war that can you run without the kinds of a complexities, challenges, threats we faced. i refuse to continue a war that was no longer in the service of the vital national interest of our people. >> bret: a combative commander-in-chief defending his decision to end america's