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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on a big day, a day of much self-congratulation here in hollywood. it is oscar nomination day. [ cheers and applause ] the oscars, of course, are our chance to honor all the great movies we watched on television. [ laughter ]
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on a big day, a day of much self-congratulation here in hollywood. it is oscar nomination day. [ cheers and applause ] the oscars, of course, are our chance to honor all the great movies we watched on television. [ laughter ]
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now, jimmy kimmel. have a good night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, keegan-michael key, jennifer coolidge, and music from sylvan esso, and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hello, everyone. hi, everybody. great night. i am jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we have so much to get to starting with, i don't know if you heard about this, but a major celebrity breakup over the weekend. donald trump and mike pence
now, jimmy kimmel. have a good night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, keegan-michael key, jennifer coolidge, and music from sylvan esso, and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hello, everyone. hi, everybody. great night. i am jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we have so much to get to starting with, i don't know if you heard about this, but a major celebrity breakup over the weekend. donald...
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stay tuned for jimmy kimmel. ringo starr is . >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, ringo starr and olympic gold medalist shaun white. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. hi, guillermo. hi, everyone. thank you. appreciate it. very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching and thanks for joining us on a big night, a thursday night, an exciting thursday night. because one of the beatles is here. one of the real beatles. [ cheers and applause ]
stay tuned for jimmy kimmel. ringo starr is . >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, ringo starr and olympic gold medalist shaun white. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. hi, guillermo. hi, everyone. thank you. appreciate it. very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching and thanks for joining us on a big night, a thursday night, an exciting thursday night. because one of the beatles is here. one of the...
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right now jimmy kimmel, mark hallberg. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- mark wahlberg, sofia black-d'elia, and olympic gold medalist chloe kim, plus music from spoon. and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, thanks. hi, everybody. oh, thank you, thank you. welcome. please. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us here in sunny california where the unmasking has begun. as of today, the statewide indoor mask mandate for vaccinated individuals has been lifted.
right now jimmy kimmel, mark hallberg. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- mark wahlberg, sofia black-d'elia, and olympic gold medalist chloe kim, plus music from spoon. and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, thanks. hi, everybody. oh, thank you, thank you. welcome. please. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us here in sunny california where the unmasking has begun. as of...
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. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, julie bowen, from "the white lotus," murray bartlett, and music from pj morton. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you. very nice. hey, cleto. hi. thanks a lot. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. oh, you know what that is, i can feel it. it's love that's in the air. love is in the air. do you feel that love, guillermo? > guillermo: i do, jimmy, it's a lot of love. >> jimmy: it's so much love, you're about to do what? >> guillermo: i'm about to explo explode. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you have a plan for valentine's day? are you ready? >> guillermo: no plans yet. >> jimmy: better make a plan. >> guillermo: maybe tonight or tomorrow. >> jimmy: we're so focused on the super bowl, i fear many will forget we're a week away from the valentine's day, or the day every kardashian's boyfriend has to spend $40,000 on rose petals. [ laughter ] this is the first time ever that valentine's is the day a
. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, julie bowen, from "the white lotus," murray bartlett, and music from pj morton. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you. very nice. hey, cleto. hi. thanks a lot. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. oh, you know what that is, i can feel it. it's love that's in the air. love is in the air. do you feel that love,...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. hi, everyone. guillermo, thank you very much. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. a warm welcome to those of you watching from the snow-covered east coast. how many of you in our audience got out just in time for this? some parts of massachusetts got more than 30 inches of snow. you would be up to your mustache, guillermo. >> guillermo: unbelievable. >> jimmy: this was the scene in boston this weekend, where the storm introduced us to andy, the snowplow driver. >> what has the snow been like so far? is it kind of easy to plow? >> it's real easy. it's like bread and butter. you know? it's like a thomas' english muffin with some jam. it spreads nice and gets all the nooks and crannies. >> jimmy: i think maybe andy didn't get breakfast that morning. the characters were out in the cold in brooklyn, too, where the local news caught up with a neighborhood regular named donnell. >> we found my friend donnell. what brought you out here today? >> i'm just loving the snow. i'm from new york ci
and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. hi, everyone. guillermo, thank you very much. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. a warm welcome to those of you watching from the snow-covered east coast. how many of you in our audience got out just in time for this? some parts of massachusetts got more than 30 inches of snow. you would be up to your mustache, guillermo. >> guillermo: unbelievable. >> jimmy: this was the scene in...
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now on jimmy kimmel, josh gad. >> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- josh gad, anna chlumsky, with music the weather station. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice, welcome. i'm jimmy, the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. i was hoping someone would show up. you know, i have to tell you. we have a lot of fun on this show. right, guillermo? >> guillermo: right, jimmy. >> jimmy: it's nonstop fun, right? >> guillermo: yes, all the time. >> jimmy: but t
now on jimmy kimmel, josh gad. >> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- josh gad, anna chlumsky, with music the weather station. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice, welcome. i'm jimmy, the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. i was hoping someone would show up. you know, i have to tell you. we have a lot of fun on this show. right, guillermo? >> guillermo: right, jimmy. >> jimmy: it's...
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right now on jimmy kimmel, julie bowen. we will see you tomorrow. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, julie bowen, from "the white lotus," murray bartlett, and music from pj morton. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you. very nice. hey, cleto. hi. thanks a lot. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. oh, you know what that is, i can feel it. it's love that's in the air. love is in the air. do you feel that love, guillermo? > guillermo: i do, jimmy, it's a lot of love. >> jimmy:
right now on jimmy kimmel, julie bowen. we will see you tomorrow. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, julie bowen, from "the white lotus," murray bartlett, and music from pj morton. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you. very nice. hey, cleto. hi. thanks a lot. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. oh, you know what that is, i can feel it. it's love...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us. i'm glad you did. you know, it's hard to do a comedy show when there's a war going on, but we are here while more than 6,000 miles away, women and children are fleeing ukraine. men age 18 to 60 are required to stay and fight as russian forces continue their unprovoked attack. an attack that has been received here in the united states -- i don't remember anything like this, in that some of us seem okay with it. typically we would band together in a situation like this. we'd be united. but that was before the great divider chopped us in half. while vladimir putin is being condemned by leaders and ambassadors from every democratic country around the worl, donald trump, our former president, was complimenting him. and of course himself. while bombs were falling on a country that did nothing to provoke an invasion, trump called in to fox to say, never would have happened if i was in charge. >> well, this is so
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us. i'm glad you did. you know, it's hard to do a comedy show when there's a war going on, but we are here while more than 6,000 miles away, women and children are fleeing ukraine. men age 18 to 60 are required to stay and fight as russian forces continue their unprovoked attack. an attack that has been received here in the united states -- i...
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right now on jimmy kimmel, amanda sigh freed. good night. [captioning performed by the national captioning institute, which is responsible for its caption content and accuracy.visit ncicap.org] >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- amanda seyfried, bubba wallace, and music from dashboard confessional, and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. oh, that is very nice. thank you. appreciate that. very kind. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. thanks for joining us. i'm glad we're in a good mood. there's a war going on. there's a war happening in eastern europe right now. i don't know about you, but these are the kind of texts i've
right now on jimmy kimmel, amanda sigh freed. good night. [captioning performed by the national captioning institute, which is responsible for its caption content and accuracy.visit ncicap.org] >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- amanda seyfried, bubba wallace, and music from dashboard confessional, and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. oh, that is very nice. thank you. appreciate that. very kind. i'm jimmy, i'm...
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jimmy kimmel, mark hallberg. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- mark wahlberg, sofia black-d'elia, and olympic gold medalist chloe kim, plus music from spoon. and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, thanks. hi, everybody. oh, thank you, thank you. welcome. please. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us here in sunny california where the unmasking has begun. as of today, the statewide indoor mask mandate for vaccinated individuals has been lifted. which is a shame because i was just about to get a nose job. [ laughter ] if you got the shots, you no longer have to wear a mask indoors. and yet, i look out into our studio audience and see masks on every face. that's because in l.a. county we're still required to mask up. unless you're at a football game. in which case you don't have on wear a mask at all. [ laughter ] the rules are very clear. right, re are guillermo? >> guillermo: i got it. >> jimmy: repeat them back, if you would. >> guillermo: they are countinging
jimmy kimmel, mark hallberg. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- mark wahlberg, sofia black-d'elia, and olympic gold medalist chloe kim, plus music from spoon. and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, thanks. hi, everybody. oh, thank you, thank you. welcome. please. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us here in sunny california where the unmasking has begun. as of today, the...
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>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, keegan-michael key, jennifer coolidge, and music from sylvan esso, and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hello, everyone. hi, everybody. great night. i am jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we have so much to get to starting with, i don't know if you heard about this, but a major celebrity breakup over the weekend. donald trump and mike pence have gone the way of kim and ye. trump has been blowing the old "pence should have overturned the election" horn a lot lately. so on friday, mike pence marched into an event at the federalist society in florida, just a couple hours up the road from mar-a-lardo. and, after a year of being thrown under the access hollywood bus, mike pence finally, kind of, stood up for himself. >> there are those in our party who believe that as the presiding officer of the joint session of congress that i possess unilateral authority to reject electoral college votes. and i heard this week that preside
>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, keegan-michael key, jennifer coolidge, and music from sylvan esso, and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hello, everyone. hi, everybody. great night. i am jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we have so much to get to starting with, i don't know if you heard about this, but a major celebrity breakup over the weekend. donald trump and mike pence have gone the way...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching us. thank you for joining us. oh my gosh. another freezing day. it was 67 degrees in hollywood today. [ laughter ] women were wrapping themselves
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching us. thank you for joining us. oh my gosh. another freezing day. it was 67 degrees in hollywood today. [ laughter ] women were wrapping themselves
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. very nice. thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad to be here, i hope you are too. i'm glad to be at work. i had, an incident at home last night. i didn't tell you this, guillermo. it didn't really happen at home. it happened at school. so on sunday night, i made the kids, who are 4 and 7, billy and jane, their lunch. i packed the lunch. it was an apple, sliced up, a yogurt packet, some popcorn and a wow butter and honey sandwich. peanuts are not allowed at schools anymore because of allergies. so now we feed them "wow" butter. [ laughter ] we have no idea what it is but we feed it to them. so i pack the lunch and then i add a note. for my son billy i draw a little spider-man. and jane, our daughter, loves the song "girl on fire" by alicia keys, so in her lunch, i reference that song. i should also add that i am 54 years old and i can't see anymore. i can't read without glasses on. but when i wrote the notes, i didn't have glasses on. s
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. very nice. thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad to be here, i hope you are too. i'm glad to be at work. i had, an incident at home last night. i didn't tell you this, guillermo. it didn't really happen at home. it happened at school. so on sunday night, i made the kids, who are 4 and 7, billy and jane, their lunch. i packed the lunch. it was an...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. very nice. thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad to be here, i hope you are too. i'm glad to be at work. i had, an incident at home last night. i didn't tell you this, guillermo. it didn't really happen at home. it happened at school. so on sunday night, i made the kids, who are 4 and 7, billy and
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. very nice. thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad to be here, i hope you are too. i'm glad to be at work. i had, an incident at home last night. i didn't tell you this, guillermo. it didn't really happen at home. it happened at school. so on sunday night, i made the kids, who are 4 and 7, billy and
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right now on jimmy kimmel, mandy moore. have a good night. >>> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> you're so right. >> yes, it's tuesday. [ cheers ] >> lou: once a century, there comes a day unlike any other. it's the "jimmy kimmel live" 2/22/22 special. tonight, mandy moore, arnold schwarzenegger and music from rob base featuring tinashe. [ cheers and applause ] and now ladies and gents, it's time for twos. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hello friends we welcome you ♪ ♪ on this very special february 22 ♪ ♪ to honor and to celebrate this totally two-riffic date ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ou're seeing ♪ on 2/22/22 ♪ ♪ when this happens again we'll be dead so don't think about going to bed ♪ ♪on the second-favorite show "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ [ cheers
right now on jimmy kimmel, mandy moore. have a good night. >>> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> you're so right. >> yes, it's tuesday. [ cheers ] >> lou: once a...
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right now on jimmy kimmel, kristen bell. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kristen bell and ike barinholtz. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome. very nice. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. wow, you came on a taco tuesday. that is very, very kind. i think i speak for a lot of us when i say we look forward to a return to "normal." the way things were, even five years ago. not so long ago. and in some ways, we are getting back to normal. for instance -- after three consecutive years of going down, the number of shark attacks this year is up. [ laughter ] there were 73 shark attacks in 2021. up from 57 in 2020. 11 the attacks resulted in fatalities. 9 were classified as unprovoked. what does that mean, unprovoked? [ laughter ] the other two had it coming? the numbers were lower in 2020 because everyone was in quarantine. nobody was at the beach and sharks rarely attack people on the couch. [ laughter ] but i have to say, i don't blame the sharks. we humans have never been more delicio
right now on jimmy kimmel, kristen bell. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kristen bell and ike barinholtz. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome. very nice. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. wow, you came on a taco tuesday. that is very, very kind. i think i speak for a lot of us when i say we look forward to a return to "normal." the way things were, even five years ago....
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us. i'm glad you did. you know, it's hard to do a comedy show when there's a war going on, but we are here while more than 6,000 miles away, women and children are fleeing ukraine. men age 18 to
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us. i'm glad you did. you know, it's hard to do a comedy show when there's a war going on, but we are here while more than 6,000 miles away, women and children are fleeing ukraine. men age 18 to
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right now on jimmy kimmel, arnold schwarzenegger. night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, arnold schwarzenegger and rachel wolfson. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. hi, everybody. thanks. hi. very nice. welcome. relax, please. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. you came on a good night. we have a fun show tonight. mr. olympia himself, the former governor of our state, arnold schwarzenegger, is here. [cheers and applause ] i'm very oiled up underneath my suit.
right now on jimmy kimmel, arnold schwarzenegger. night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, arnold schwarzenegger and rachel wolfson. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. hi, everybody. thanks. hi. very nice. welcome. relax, please. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. you came on a good night. we have a fun show tonight. mr. olympia himself, the former governor of our state,...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on a big day, a day of much self-congratulation here in hollywood. it is oscar nomination day. [ cheers and applause ] the oscars, of course, are our
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on a big day, a day of much self-congratulation here in hollywood. it is oscar nomination day. [ cheers and applause ] the oscars, of course, are our
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right now on jimmy kimmel, kristen bell. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kristen bell and ike barinholtz. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome. very nice. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. wow, you came on a taco tuesday. that is very, very kind. i think i speak for a lot of us when i say we look forward to a return to "normal." the way things were, even five years ago. not so long ago.
right now on jimmy kimmel, kristen bell. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kristen bell and ike barinholtz. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome. very nice. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. wow, you came on a taco tuesday. that is very, very kind. i think i speak for a lot of us when i say we look forward to a return to "normal." the way things were, even five years ago....
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and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. hi, everyone. guillermo, thank you very much. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. a warm welcome to those of you watching from the snow-covered east coast. how many of you in our audience got out just in time for this? some parts of massachusetts got more than 30 inches of snow.
and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. hi, everyone. guillermo, thank you very much. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. a warm welcome to those of you watching from the snow-covered east coast. how many of you in our audience got out just in time for this? some parts of massachusetts got more than 30 inches of snow.
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>> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- josh gad, anna chlumsky, with music the weather station. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice, welcome. i'm jimmy, the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. i was hoping someone would show up. you know, i have to tell you. we have a lot of fun on this show. right, guillermo? >> guillermo: right, jimmy. >> jimmy: it's nonstop fun, right? >> guillermo: yes, all the time. >> jimmy: but not everything is fun. and right, i'm dealing with a tricky situation at my house. i've been trying to throw out two garbage cans. they got rusty so i threw them out. they've been waiting to be taken to garbage heaven for three weeks now. [ laughter ] every week, the garbagemen come, they empty the plastic ones and leave without these. i mean, look at this. i assume they see them. [ laughter ] they don't match the other ones. and i am torn now between calling or putting a note on the bins. and just leaving them there to find out how long it ta
>> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- josh gad, anna chlumsky, with music the weather station. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice, welcome. i'm jimmy, the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. i was hoping someone would show up. you know, i have to tell you. we have a lot of fun on this show. right, guillermo? >> guillermo: right, jimmy. >> jimmy: it's nonstop fun, right? >>...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: hello. thank you, thank you. that's very nice, thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i am the host. please, relax. thank you for joining us. i hope you're having a sensual valentine's night. although if you are watching this right now, you probably are not. what's your plan for valentine's, guillermo? >> guillermo: oh, jimmy, we're going order some dinner. >> jimmy: you are? >> guillermo: yes. we don't want to go out today. >> jimmy: do you know what you're going to order? >> guillermo: yeah, mediterranean food. >> jimmy: oh, mediterranean food? >> guillermo: yeah, that's my wife's favorite. >> jimmy: what do you usually order? >> guillermo: we order a greek salad, chicken. a lot of things. >> jimmy: does it come in styrofoam or no? >> guillermo: styrofoam? it comes in a tray, a little tray. >> jimmy: you are a romantic devil. i think it's weird having valentine's day after the super bowl. i was out past midnight last night flipping suvs and setting mattresses on fire. now i'm supposed to be romantic? i'm all charged up! yesterday, as i hope
and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: hello. thank you, thank you. that's very nice, thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i am the host. please, relax. thank you for joining us. i hope you're having a sensual valentine's night. although if you are watching this right now, you probably are not. what's your plan for valentine's, guillermo? >> guillermo: oh, jimmy, we're going order some dinner. >> jimmy: you are? >> guillermo: yes. we don't want to go out today. >>...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, guillermo. very nice, thank you. welcome. relax, i appreciate it. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for joining us here in freezing los angeles, california. it was cold today, right? i almost called you up to come to my office and cuddle for warmth. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: jimmy, i'm always ready for cuddle. >> jimmy: i know, he's like my hot agua bottle. [ laughter ] as the eyes of the world are on ukraine, a small but determined group of american truckers is traveling cross-country to protest joe biden's pandemic policy. i like that truckers are traveling cross-country to protest. isn't that what they do all the time? [ laughter ] might as well throw a load in and make some money off it. [ laughter ] biden announced he was extending the national state of emergency last week, but the truckers want him to end it, because they believe the pandemic is over. the point of the protest is unclear. they say they want to end mandates everywhere and "resto
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, guillermo. very nice, thank you. welcome. relax, i appreciate it. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for joining us here in freezing los angeles, california. it was cold today, right? i almost called you up to come to my office and cuddle for warmth. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: jimmy, i'm always ready for cuddle. >> jimmy: i know, he's like my hot...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. that's very nice. thank you, guys. well, that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks, all you guys, for joining us. i can see that -- i don't know, i feel like -- [ cheers and applause ] i'm feeling a little hint of that twilight fever i used to feel from time to time. it was a big day for football fans here in los angeles. today was the victory parade for the super bowl champion los angeles rams. [ cheers and applause ] we've won a lot of titles over the last 16 months. lakers, dodgers. this is the first parade we've been able to have because of covid. so this time, the fans were ready to party. >> well, you know what, mikaela, sometimes these types of events are going on, we are jealous all the energy and the crowds - and the fans, in this case. what's going on? we can tell you that just in the last 30 minutes, things have really changed out here on figueroa. fans are really starting to file in there. a lot of people, a lot of blue and gold jerseys going on. they are funnel
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. that's very nice. thank you, guys. well, that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks, all you guys, for joining us. i can see that -- i don't know, i feel like -- [ cheers and applause ] i'm feeling a little hint of that twilight fever i used to feel from time to time. it was a big day for football fans here in los angeles. today was the victory parade for the super bowl champion los...
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dan: here's a look at weather is coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel alive. jimmy: it is taco "twosday". hey, you're fixed. >> get vaccinated my friends. ♪3, 4♪ ♪ ♪hey♪ ♪ ♪are you ready for me♪ ♪are you ready♪ ♪are you ready♪ if you haven't tried dawn powerwash dish spray, what are you waiting for? it's dawn's fastest and easiest way to clean everyday dishes. on simple messes... just spray wipe and rinse. on tough messes, its' spray activated suds have five times faster grease cleaning power to break down grease without water. plus, its' targeted spray cleans even hard to reach places better. so, replace your dish soap with dawn powerwash and spray your dishes clean. dan: some covid developments to pass along. all k-12 public schools in california it would have to develop covid testing plans for students and staff under a state bill announced today. would also apply to preschools, childcare centers and afterschool programs. the city council voted unanimously to rescind the city's indoor mask mandate. even though the state and solano co
dan: here's a look at weather is coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel alive. jimmy: it is taco "twosday". hey, you're fixed. >> get vaccinated my friends. ♪3, 4♪ ♪ ♪hey♪ ♪ ♪are you ready for me♪ ♪are you ready♪ ♪are you ready♪ if you haven't tried dawn powerwash dish spray, what are you waiting for? it's dawn's fastest and easiest way to clean everyday dishes. on simple messes... just spray wipe and rinse. on tough messes, its' spray activated suds have five...
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>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedez-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to amanda seyfried and bubba wallace. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, their new album is called "all the truth that i can tell." here with the song "everyone else is just noise," dashboard confessional! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ did you hear the news they're tearing our building down making way ♪ ♪ for the future they don't want no relics around and it makes me think ♪ ♪ can i treasure the memories can i keep moving forward with all of that mess ♪ ♪ inside me cause they'll move all the pieces when my eyes are closed ♪ ♪ as if they could keep me from you as if they could keep me from home ♪ ♪ beyond the reaches of your softest voice where everything else is distraction ♪ ♪ everyone else is just noise i am not immune i've been burned ♪ ♪ and been beaten down i'm trying to learn how to live
>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedez-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to amanda seyfried and bubba wallace. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, their new album is called "all the truth that i can tell." here with the song "everyone else is just noise," dashboard...
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right now on jimmy kimmel, mandy moore. have a good night. >>> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> you're so right. >> yes, it's tuesday. [ cheers ] >> lou: once a century, there
right now on jimmy kimmel, mandy moore. have a good night. >>> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> you're so right. >> yes, it's tuesday. [ cheers ] >> lou: once a...
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right now jimmy kimmel, arnold schwarzenegger. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, arnold schwarzenegger and rachel wolfson. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. hi, everybody. thanks. hi. very nice. welcome. relax, please. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. you came on a good night. we have a fun show tonight. mr. olympia himself, the former governor of our state, arnold schwarzenegger, is here. [ cheers and applause ] i'm very oiled up underneath my suit. arnold, of course, if you're not familiar, is the host of "celebrity apprentice" who did not plug up the white house toilet. [ laughter ] did you hear about this? i know that sounds like just a crude joke. so you know how trump had a habit of tearing up documents at the white house, official documents? he'd rip them to pieces and throw them away? well, the papyrus has thickened. according to a book written by the highly esteemed maggie haberman of "the new york times," the white house engineer, kind of the plumber, i guess, would
right now jimmy kimmel, arnold schwarzenegger. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, arnold schwarzenegger and rachel wolfson. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. hi, everybody. thanks. hi. very nice. welcome. relax, please. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. you came on a good night. we have a fun show tonight. mr. olympia himself, the former governor of our state, arnold...
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>> abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you by consumer cellular. ♪ (“hold on, i'm coming”- sam & daveevga) ♪ ♪hold on♪ ♪i'm coming♪ ♪hold on♪ ♪i'm coming♪ ♪hold on♪ ♪i'm coming♪ ♪hold on♪ ♪i'm coming♪ the all-new tundra. toyota. let's go places. you're a one-man stitchwork master. but your staffing plan needs to go up a size. you need to hire. i need indeed. indeed you do. indeed instant match instantly delivers quality candidates matching your job description. visit indeed.com/hire (cat 1) friskies world! matching(cat 2)ob description. look at that! (cat 1) it's made with real farm-raised chicken! (cat 2) i gotta get my paws on that! (cat 1) it's friskies farm favorites! (cat 2) the winning farm-ula. (woman vo) feed their fantasy. ♪ friskies ♪ (cat 1) look! friskies ocean favorites! yum! tums vs. mozzarella stick when heartburn hits, fight back fast with tums chewy bites. fast heartburn relief in every bite. crunchy outside, chewy inside. ♪ tums, tums, tums, tums
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we appreciate your >> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- andy cohen -- and music from slash featuring myles kennedy & the conspirators. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching us. thank you for joining us. oh my gosh. another freezing day. it was 67 degrees in hollywood today. [ laughter ] women were wrapping themselves in their yoga pants just to stay warm today. there's a big storm walloping the rest of the country. everyplace but here, basically. winter storm "landon." sounds less like a storm and more like that guy who was always playing guitar at parties in college. [ laughter ] central texas is expected to be hit with nasty mix of ice and snow, which means any minute now, ted cruz should be departing to cancun. [ laughter ] on a flee vacation. and winter-wise, we could be in for a long one. this morning, punxsutawney phil saw his shadow, which means, nothing, really. let's be honest. [ laughter ] today, of course, is groundhog . again. the
we appreciate your >> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- andy cohen -- and music from slash featuring myles kennedy & the conspirators. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching us. thank you for joining us. oh my gosh. another freezing day. it was 67 degrees in hollywood today. [ laughter ] women were wrapping themselves in their yoga pants just to stay warm today....
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. that's very nice. thank you, guys. well, that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks, all you guys, for joining us. i can see that -- i don't know, i feel like -- [ cheers and applause ] i'm feeling a little
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and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: hello. thank you, thank you. that's very nice, thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i am the host. please, relax. thank you for joining us. i hope you're having a sensual valentine's night. although if you are watching this right now, you probably are not. what's your plan for valentine's, guillermo?
and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: hello. thank you, thank you. that's very nice, thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i am the host. please, relax. thank you for joining us. i hope you're having a sensual valentine's night. although if you are watching this right now, you probably are not. what's your plan for valentine's, guillermo?
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dan: all that is ahead, but first here's a look at what is coming up on jimmy kimmel live after abc 7 news. >> it is like a party you can go to from bed. who was the gaseous to beetle? >> paul. [laughter] meet apartment 2a, 2b and 2c. 2a's monitoring his money with a simple text. like what you see abe? yes! 2b's covered with zero overdraft fees when he overdraws his account by fifty bucks or less. and 2c, well, she's not going to let a lost card get her stressed. am i right? that's right. that's because these neighbors all have chase. alerts that help check. tools that help protect. one bank that puts you in control. chase. make more of what's yours. there are some days that nothing can prepare you for. but being ready— it's about how you react. so when new challenges come up, you find a new way forward. when you meet other people facing what you faced, you start a business dedicated to helping them. and after you've achieved all that, you take on what's next. dan: the mariposa county sheriffs office is revealing details from a phone that was found with a california family who died
dan: all that is ahead, but first here's a look at what is coming up on jimmy kimmel live after abc 7 news. >> it is like a party you can go to from bed. who was the gaseous to beetle? >> paul. [laughter] meet apartment 2a, 2b and 2c. 2a's monitoring his money with a simple text. like what you see abe? yes! 2b's covered with zero overdraft fees when he overdraws his account by fifty bucks or less. and 2c, well, she's not going to let a lost card get her stressed. am i right? that's...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, guillermo. very nice, thank you. welcome. relax, i appreciate it. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for joining us here in freezing los angeles, california. it was cold today, right? i almost called you up to come to my office and cuddle for warmth. [ laughter ]
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, guillermo. very nice, thank you. welcome. relax, i appreciate it. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for joining us here in freezing los angeles, california. it was cold today, right? i almost called you up to come to my office and cuddle for warmth. [ laughter ]
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jimmy kimmel is there with lily james and sebastian stand. have a good night. do you have a life insurance policy you no longer need? now you can sell your policy - even a term policy - for an immediate cash payment. we thought we had planned carefully for our retirement. but we quickly realized we needed a way to supplement our income. if you have $100,000 or more of life insurance, you may qualify to sell your policy. don't cancel or let your policy lapse without finding out what it's worth. visit coventrydirect.com to find out if your policy qualifies. or call the number on your screen. coventry direct, redefining insurance. >>> back now with an out of control car taking out a deck in ohio. the driver was distracted while reaching into the back seat. luckily no one was seriously injured. looks more like the person was asleep behind the wheel. rather than just reaching into the back seat. >> thank goodness no one was on the deck. >> so he was in the back seat. there's no way he was reaching in the back seat, because he went over the sidewalk, through the lawn
jimmy kimmel is there with lily james and sebastian stand. have a good night. do you have a life insurance policy you no longer need? now you can sell your policy - even a term policy - for an immediate cash payment. we thought we had planned carefully for our retirement. but we quickly realized we needed a way to supplement our income. if you have $100,000 or more of life insurance, you may qualify to sell your policy. don't cancel or let your policy lapse without finding out what it's worth....
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right now on jimmy kimmel, julie bowen. we will see you tomorrow. - i love my home. i love my family. - you want to have the grandkids over. you want to have the family over. you want to say, "this is my place. look, i'm right next to the water." - [narrator] call aag today and find out if a reverse mortgage loan can help you eliminate monthly mortgage payments, pay for living expenses, and even high-interest credit card bills. call the number on your screen. - how did you come across the whole idea? - i think dad thought it would be something that would help us in the future. - i sat down with my son who's a financial advisor, and he told me about reverse mortgage. - and i went right to my attorney, michael, who i've known all my life. and told him what happened. and he said, "i know what you should do. "you should get a reverse mortgage." - [narrator] if you're 62 and own your home, aag could help you get the right loan for extra retirement money. call today for your free, no hassle reverse mortgage guide. call the number on your screen. - so you found aag? - it al
right now on jimmy kimmel, julie bowen. we will see you tomorrow. - i love my home. i love my family. - you want to have the grandkids over. you want to have the family over. you want to say, "this is my place. look, i'm right next to the water." - [narrator] call aag today and find out if a reverse mortgage loan can help you eliminate monthly mortgage payments, pay for living expenses, and even high-interest credit card bills. call the number on your screen. - how did you come across...
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right now on jimmy kimmel, amanda sigh freed. good night. [captioning performed by the national captioning institute, which is responsible for its caption content ♪ >> hey, bay area, it's time to share some amazing stories and feel good. we could all use some inspiration right now, and you've come to the right place. this show is all about good food, good people, and good living. on today's show, a mother and son duo inspiring others. >> we created "randall the blue spider goes surfing." >> mail moments from a pro. >> it's that human connection that a letter brings to you. >> beautiful knot art. >> i love the process so much and how it felt while i was doing it that i just kept doing it and doing it and doing it. >> a teen's wish comes true. >> it doesn't only benefit me. it benefits all of us. >> but first, decadent seven-layer fudge. ♪ >> they have iconic figures made out of hot tamales, made out of jelly beans, so it's just a really cool space that just envelops you in sweetness. >> here at z. cioccolato, we have over 300 types of can
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stay tuned for jimmy kimmel. ringo starr is . >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, ringo starr and olympic gold medalist shaun white. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. hi, guillermo. hi, everyone. thank you. appreciate it. very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching and thanks for joining us on a big night, a thursday night, an exciting thursday night. because one of the beatles is here. one of the real beatles. [ cheers and applause ] what is your favorite beatle song? >> guillermo: oh, "yes." "i want to hold your hands," too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you like that song or are you telling me what you want to do after the show? >> no, i like the song. >> jimmy: okay. things are starting to get slightly more normal-ish on the covid front. the cdc is dialing back their risk advisory for cruise ships. that designation has been reduced from very high to high, as in, you'd have to be high to go on a cruise. [ laughter ] i went on a cruise once and every night at dinner, you have to sit at the same table. we wer
stay tuned for jimmy kimmel. ringo starr is . >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, ringo starr and olympic gold medalist shaun white. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. hi, guillermo. hi, everyone. thank you. appreciate it. very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching and thanks for joining us on a big night, a thursday night, an exciting thursday night. because one of the beatles is here. one of the...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on a big day, a day of much self-congratulation here in hollywood. it is oscar nomination day. [ cheers and applause ] the oscars, of course, are our chance to honor all the great movies we watched on television. [ laughter ] the big winner nominations-wise, was "the power of the dog." "the power of the dog" got 12 nominations. one for every person who saw it. [ laughter ] the best picture nominees were -- "power of the dog" -- "west side story" -- "cold night's running" -- "midnight nocturne" -- "cable car 29" -- "dune" -- "my name is ezekiel" -- and "gazebo 953." okay, half of those i made up. [ laughter ] the question is which half? we'll never know. as always, there were snubs. and i don't want no snubs. you know, snubs are -- [ laughter ] lady gaga was a surprise no-mination. she did not get nominated. but the biggest snub today, in my opinion -- and i'm actually even angry about this, i'm kind of embarrassed t
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on a big day, a day of much self-congratulation here in hollywood. it is oscar nomination day. [ cheers and applause ] the oscars, of course, are our chance to honor all the great movies we watched on television. [ laughter ] the big winner nominations-wise, was "the power of the dog." "the power of the dog"...
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right now jimmy kimmel, arnold schwarzenegger. i got this mountain bike for only $11. dealdash.com the fair and honest bidding site. this kitchenaid mixer sold for less than $26. this i-pad sold for less than $43. and this playstation 5 sold for less than a dollar. i won these bluetooth headphones for $20. i got these three suitcases for less than $40. and shipping is always free. go to dealdash.com right now and see how much you can save. scene 103, take one. here we go. my name is wesley, and i'm with my knucklehead brother. my friend nafi. my boyfriend doug. i thought we'd be on the same page about this and we're not. how do i know the way i'm going to respond to it? there's not that long term research out there yet. i don't want to be on the front line. but you're human. you're going to make a mistake. i'm just saying everyone has a right to make their own decision. but why would you want to take that risk? can you imagine being the person that goes to somebody's house and gives them the virus that kills them? what if you end up in a hospital? yeah. that's what i'm
right now jimmy kimmel, arnold schwarzenegger. i got this mountain bike for only $11. dealdash.com the fair and honest bidding site. this kitchenaid mixer sold for less than $26. this i-pad sold for less than $43. and this playstation 5 sold for less than a dollar. i won these bluetooth headphones for $20. i got these three suitcases for less than $40. and shipping is always free. go to dealdash.com right now and see how much you can save. scene 103, take one. here we go. my name is wesley, and...
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. >> here's a look at what's coming up on jimmy kimmel live. jimmy anchor: it didn't take long for burglars to get into oakland's ivy hill cannabis store. surveillance video shows how they use add lexus and then four people just walked in. they were in and out in just seven minutes. ivy hill's owner says it's probably not the first time they tried. >> i'm pretty sure the same group of people has been attempting to hit us for month. we have pretty solid security and a whole system of monitoring that we do. and we've had o.p.d. people interrupt before. >> she estimates they got away with high quality products worth as much as $25,000. there was another $75,000 in damage to the building which is the former parkway theater. oak land police are investigating. dion: filing your taxes can be challenging. because bay area nonprofit is offering free services to make it less stressful. they have more than 1,000 volunteers to do your taxes for free. dozens of centers are setup with volunteers at your service. volunteers are trained to help filter -- to he
. >> here's a look at what's coming up on jimmy kimmel live. jimmy anchor: it didn't take long for burglars to get into oakland's ivy hill cannabis store. surveillance video shows how they use add lexus and then four people just walked in. they were in and out in just seven minutes. ivy hill's owner says it's probably not the first time they tried. >> i'm pretty sure the same group of people has been attempting to hit us for month. we have pretty solid security and a whole system of...
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ama: first a look at what is coming up on "jimmy kimmel live." >> this is for groundhog day turns into groundhog night. happy groundhog day. i wonder if you and anderson cooper get drunk and celebrate this. >> yes, absolutely. okay, it's go time. team usa on the largest gig-speed network. which means this mega fan never misses a second. it's gig-speed wifi that's “mikaela shiffrin” fast. ok, that's fast! speed's cool, but does yours block threats? yup, even for these upstairs all-nighters rocking wifi speeds faster than a gig. can your internet do that? learn more about gig-speed wifi, or get started with xfinity internet for $19.99 a month for 12 months. click, call, or visit a store today. do you struggle with occasional nerve aches in your hands or feet? try nervivenerve relief from the world's #1 selling nerve care company. nervive contains alpha lipoic acid to relieve occasional nerve aches, weakness and discomfort. try nervivenerve relief. better skin from your body wash? try olay body wash with skincare super ingredient collagen! olay body wash hydrates to improve skin 3x be
ama: first a look at what is coming up on "jimmy kimmel live." >> this is for groundhog day turns into groundhog night. happy groundhog day. i wonder if you and anderson cooper get drunk and celebrate this. >> yes, absolutely. okay, it's go time. team usa on the largest gig-speed network. which means this mega fan never misses a second. it's gig-speed wifi that's “mikaela shiffrin” fast. ok, that's fast! speed's cool, but does yours block threats? yup, even for these...