. >> chairman: supervisor chan. >> supervisor chan: sorry. nitpicking for the title, i would suggest it's shelter expansion and permanent supportive housing program because my assumption is the idea is expanding the shelter, it's not to expand permanent supportive housing. that's all. >> chairman: yeah. well, thank you, supervisor melgar, for your work on these amendments. i think these really help to address some of my concerns around, you know, the legislation as it was originally drafted and really ensuring that our plan to expand shelter is really done in coordination and in close coordination with our plan to address homelessness in a long term permanent way through permanent supportive housing and affordable housing and services and then also that the key point around reimplementing a telephone registration system just to make it easier for folkses who are living in shelter to be able to get to request shelter. so i appreciate those. supervisor stefani. >> supervisor stefani: thank you, i just have a quick question, did supervisor chan

okay. >> supervisor chan: yes. i will make the motion to the amendments to add permanent supportive housing throughout the legislation so that it reads as shelter and permanent supportive housing. >> chairman: supervisor melgar. >> supervisor melgar: just so i understand, i really liked your shelter expansion and permanent supportive housing. can i accept that on the fly, city attorney? >> are you talking about the title. >> the short title is something that's prepared by the city attorney's office to comply with noticing requirements. but it's not something that the board amends. >> supervisor melgar: okay. >> supervisor chan: i make that motion so you have to call the roll. >> chairman: yeah. why don't we call roll on that. >> clerk: on the motion for the divided question for the first amendment to supervisor melgar's proposal, [roll call] there are two ayes. >> chairman: thank you. supervisor chan. >> supervisor chan: and, i'll make the second motion to amend to add the register for shelter by telephone. >> chai

okay. >> supervisor chan: yes. i will make the motion to the amendments to add permanent supportive housing throughout the legislation so that it reads as shelter and permanent supportive housing. >> chairman: supervisor melgar. >> supervisor melgar: just so i understand, i really liked your shelter expansion and permanent supportive housing. can i accept that on the fly, city attorney? >> are you talking about the title. >> the short title is something that's prepared by the city attorney's office to comply with noticing requirements. but it's not something that the board amends. >> supervisor melgar: okay. >> supervisor chan: i make that motion so you have to call the roll. >> chairman: yeah. why don't we call roll on that. >> clerk: on the motion for the divided question for the first amendment to supervisor melgar's proposal, [roll call] there are two ayes. >> chairman: thank you. supervisor chan. >> supervisor chan: and, i'll make the second motion to amend to add the register for shelter by telephone. >> chai

supervisor chan. >> supervisor chan: thank you, supervisor preston. i'm kind of curious and, again, i'm referencing this report from 2020 and maybe it's easier to use the term balance. what i'm looking at here it tells me that this is again, right, obviously two years ago, so i'm sure that perhaps the balance is different. they are different now, but for example a balance of $42.5 million and then there's the prop a housing and unencumbered as of december 2019, and then there's the affordable housing bond issue in november 2016. that one has a balance of 45.7 and then there's still, i mean, the list goes on, i have to say. so one of the most including affordable housing production and preservation fund and erav that's from june 2019 that was a balance of, you $167.6 million and then the question i think what for chair preston or at least myself is saying, i guess the term would be unencumbered balance. it is dedicateded for affordable housing, but it has not been dedicated or being billed for a project. so i think there is such things so i think that'

supervisor chan. >> supervisor chan: actually. i have a quick question. i do see that i'm just opening supervisor safai's aid bill barns' amendment that you know, this is what supervisor safai has proposed and i'm trying to you know coordinate between what supervisor mandelman has just went through but for example i am not proposing to move his because anyway. it's that on page 13, right, on page 13 line seven which i don't think that is what supervisor mandelman had discussed, but in supervisor safai's proposal i believe he did say at the rate. so in line 7, page 13 line seven the last sentence at the rate of successful referral to to shelter amount to people who offer such placement. i think there's a difference and unfortunately he's not here to go through those amendments. i just want to flag that. i'm not making a movement to incorporated in what supervisor mandelman has just discussed. >> chairman: thank you supervisor chan. what i was hoping is if we can go through. three sets of amendments. as supervisor stefani made the motion on that you know we

supervisor chan. >> supervisor chan: actually. i have a quick question. i do see that i'm just opening supervisor safai's aid bill barns' amendment that, you know, this is what supervisor safai has proposed and i'm trying to, you know, coordinate between what supervisor mandelman has just went through, but for example, i am not proposing to move his because anyway. it's that on page 13, right, on page 13, line seven which i don't think that is what supervisor mandelman had discussed, but in supervisor safai's proposal, i believe he did say at the rate. so in line 7, page 13, line seven, the last sentence at the rate of successful referral to to shelter amount to people who offer such placement. i think there's a difference and unfortunately he's not here to go through those amendments. i just want to flag that. i'm not making a movement to incorporated in what supervisor mandelman has just discussed. >> chairman: thank you, supervisor chan. what i was hoping is if we can go through. three sets of amendments. as supervisor stefani made the motion on that y

supervisor chan. >> supervisor chan: actually. i have a quick question. i do see that i'm just opening supervisor safai's aid bill barns' amendment that, you know, this is what supervisor safai has proposed and i'm trying to, you know, coordinate between what supervisor mandelman has just went through, but for example, i am not proposing to move his because anyway. it's that on page 13, right, on page 13, line seven which i don't think that is what supervisor mandelman had discussed, but in supervisor safai's proposal, i believe he did say at the rate. so in line 7, page 13, line seven, the last sentence at the rate of successful referral to to shelter amount to people who offer such placement. i think there's a difference and unfortunately he's not here to go through those amendments. i just want to flag that. i'm not making a movement to incorporated in what supervisor mandelman has just discussed. >> chairman: thank you, supervisor chan. what i was hoping is if we can go through. three sets of amendments. as supervisor stefani made the motion on that y

we checked in with karl chan in oakland, chan is a committed advocate for the aap i community and certainly a voice for victims of hate crimes, which soared during the pandemic. ron forcefully to call shares his story. >> community activist carl chan is essentially a full-time volunteer who works part-time as a realtor to provide for his family. and we need to bring people together as president of the oakland chinatown, chamber of commerce, such and works free the mind donates his time to more than a half-dozen other organizations as well pushing for an end crime he system with especially those targeting elderly members of the asian american and pacific islander community. kind of almost getting used to it, which is not the same year-ago chan became a victim when he was attacked from behind on a street near chinatown by a man who was eventually charged for the assault but not a hate crime. he was convicted but served less than a year of his three-year sentence. inspired as a young boy by martin luther king junior's. i have a dream speech chance supports freedom of speech and the equal right

supervisor chan. >> supervisor chan: actually. i have a quick question. i do see that i'm just opening supervisor safai's aid bill barns' amendment that, you know, this is what supervisor safai has proposed and i'm trying to, you know, coordinate between what supervisor mandelman has just went through, but for example, i am not proposing to move his because anyway. it's that on page 13, right, on page 13, line seven which i don't think that is what supervisor mandelman had discussed, but in supervisor safai's proposal, i believe he did say at the rate. so in line 7, page 13, line seven, the last sentence at the rate of successful referral to to shelter amount to people who offer such placement. i think there's a difference and unfortunately he's not here to go through those amendments. i just want to flag that. i'm not making a movement to incorporated in what supervisor mandelman has just discussed. >> chairman: thank you, supervisor chan. what i was hoping is if we can go through. three sets of amendments. as supervisor stefani made the motion on that y

. >> chan, aye. >> chair preston. >> aye. >> the motion to adopt the amendments is approved. >> and the motion to recommend as amended. >> supervisor mandelman. >> aye. >> mandelman, aye. >> vice chair chan. >> aye. >> chan, aye. >> chair preston. >> aye. >> the motion passes without objection. >> thank you, mr. clerk. thank you, president walton. and we will now move back to item one is my understanding that we have supervisor peskin participating remotely. >> yes. item number 1, is a resolution approving a historical property contract between leah culver revokable trust, the owner of 714 steiner street and the city and county of san francisco under administrative code chapter 71, and authorizing the planning director and the assessor-recorder to exkout and record the historical property contract. -- to execute and record the historical property contract. >> thank you, mr. clerk and colleagues. the subject property is within 500 feet of my residence. therefore, i will be seeking to recuse myself. an

this morning, we check in with karl chan in oakland. he's a staunch advocate for the aap i community who's been a voice for victims of violent hate crimes, which soar during the pandemic. kron four's believed gaal shares his story. >> community activist carl chan is essentially a full-time volunteer who works part-time as a realtor to provide for his family. and we need to bring people together as president of the oakland chinatown, chamber of commerce, such and works free the mind donates his time to more than a half-dozen other organizations as well pushing for an end crime he system with especially those targeting elderly members of the asian american and pacific islander community. kind of almost getting used to it, which is not the same year-ago chan became a victim when he was attacked from behind on a street near chinatown by a man who was eventually charged for the assault but not a hate crime. he was convicted but served less than a year of his three-year sentence. inspired as a young boy by martin luther king junior's. i have

kind of almost getting used to it, which is not in the same year-ago chan became a victim when he was attacked from behind on a street near chinatown by a man who was eventually charged for the assault but not a hate crime. he was convicted but served less than a year of his three-year sentence. inspired as a young boy by martin luther king junior's. i have a dream speech chance supports freedom of speech and the equal right to a defense but was disappointed by the large showing of support his attacker received the day he was sentenced as they pushed for them and to be treated for a mental illness rather than imprisonment. and it's ok, i understand people maybe caring, but >> i felt that that was site almost. and happened here in the past year. chan who immigrated to the bay area from hong kong in the 70's has helped organize volunteer safety foot patrols in chinatown as well as add surveillance cameras in the area with the video being used to help solve crimes. >> he says safer streets will lead to people from all backgrounds, feeling more comfortable with one snother. this up and th

supervisor mandelman and supervisor chan. i want to thank you for taking the time to -- to take my application. and -- and i i have been in san francisco for the past 22 years, and i have been very involved with the city departments, business associations, and my family owns a business also in san francisco. and i'm looking forward to add value to the works of this and to learn more about this, and what is done with the department. >> chair peskin: thank you, mr. zoubi. are there any questions or comments from members of the committee? i will note that you clearly have a lot of background in being on the boards of various non-profits. and as well as your experience in the banking and lending industry as set forth on your application. and so why don't we move on -- we will skip over item number 2 and we will continue that to mse controller of san francisco who i, like with mr. zoubi, had the opportunity to meet with last friday. and her resume is before us and it is an impressive one, ranging from experience in the u.s. congre

thank you to channing tatum. my man ♪ [ cheers and applause his new children's book, "the one and only sparkella makes a a plan" is available may 31st. thank you for doing that, channing i appreciate it, buddy [ cheers and applause >> thank you, guys >> jimmy: and finally, this is exciting "stranger things" season 4 comes out on netflix this friday now, it's been almost three years since the last season, so i got together with some friends to help catch everyone up on everything that's happened in seasons one through three. check this out [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: "stranger things" recap. let's go ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: we have a great show colson baker, aka machine gun kelly, is here tonight. [ cheers and applause plus, my favorite soccer superstar, harry kane is on the show and we've got great music tonight from lainey wilson stick around we'll be right back with colson baker come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ >> it's like my birthday last month, and he texts me

today we check in with karl chan and oakland, a staunch advocate for the ap. i community who has been a voice for victims of violent hate crimes, which soared during the pandemic. kron four's philippe shares his story. >> community activist carl chan is essentially a full-time volunteer who works part-time as a realtor to provide for his family. and we need to bring people together as president of the oakland chinatown, chamber of commerce, such and works free and donates his time to more than a half-dozen other organizations as well. pushing for an end especially those targeting elderly members of the asian american and pacific islander community. kind of almost getting used to it, which is not in the same year-ago chan became a victim when he was attacked from behind on a street near chinatown by a man who was eventually charged for the assault but not a hate crime. he was convicted but served less than a year of his three-year sentence. inspired as a young boy by martin luther king junior's. i have a dream speech chance supports freedom of speech and the eq

. >> supervisor chan. >> present. >> supervisor haney. >> present. >> supervisor mandelman. >> present. >> supervisor mar. >> present. >> supervisor melgar. >> present. >> supervisor peskin. >> present. >> supervisor preston. >> present. >> supervisor ronan. >> present. >> supervisor safai. >> present. >> supervisor stefani. >> present. >> supervisor walton. >> present. >> mr. president. all members are present. >> thank you so much. the san francisco board of supervisors acknowledges that we are on the unseated homeland of the ramaytush ohlone, original inhabitants of the san francisco peninsula. as stewards of this land in accordance with tradition the ramaytush ohlone have never seated, lost or forgotten responsibilities as care takes. as guest we say benefit from living and working on their traditional homeland. we wish to acknowledge the ancestors elders and relatives of the ramaytush ohlone and affirming their rights. please stand with me for pledge of allegiance. i pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america and to the republic for which it stands, one nation u

am come to order, welcome to the may meeting of the local agency for condition i'm supervisor cone chan chair and i today i'm pleased to be joined by vice chair jaek filter and commissioner mar and singh, yes and the clerk is alyssa sa mara. i like to thank the staff at sfgov.org. madam clerk. >> today's meeting is held through video conference and members will participate in the meeting to the same extent as if they were present. public comment will be available. channel 26 and 99 depending on your provider and sfgov.org comments or opportunity to speak period are available calling 415. sick 55-0001. id2497418961 then pound twice. >>you will be muted in listening mode. when your item come up dial star 3. call from a quiet location. speak clearly and turn down your television. you may submit comment via e mail. or by u.s. maim to 1 doctor carlton b. goodlet place if you mean commit in these ways tell be forwarded to the commissioners and include as part of the file. >> that concludes my announcements. >> thank you. i like to give my colleagues a reminder to put your name in a chat if yo

fenn. >> tonight, we're check in with a fixture in oakland, karl chan. >> carl chan is a committed advocate for ap. i community and a voice for victims of violent hate crimes which soared sadly during the pandemic threat forcefully to go shares his story. >> community activist carl chan is essentially a full-time volunteer who works part-time as a realtor to provide for his family. and we need to bring people together as president of the oakland chinatown, chamber of commerce, such and works with and donates his time to more than a half-dozen other organizations as well pushing for an end crime he system with especially those targeting elderly members of the asian american and pacific islander community. kind of almost getting used to it, which is not in the same year-ago chan became a victim when he was attacked from behind on a street near chinatown by a man who was eventually charged for the assault but not a hate crime. he was convicted but served less than a year of his three-year sentence. inspired as a young boy by martin luther king junior's. i have a dream speech chance supports fr

. >> we'll tell you what karl chan says motivate him. and another sunny and warm one today. we're some winds on top of that today, which is upping fire danger. >> is in the 70's to 80's more details in your forecast ahead. >> and as traffic continues to pick up on this thursday morning and we are keeping a close eye on your bridges and highways. we'll be right back with all that after the break. another crazy day? of course it is—you're a cio in 2022. so what's on the agenda? morning security briefing—make that two. share that link. send that contract. see what's trending. check the traffic on your network, in real time, with the next generation in global secure networking from comcast business. lunch? -sure. you've got time. onboard 37 new people, with 74 new devices. does anybody have any questions? and just as many questions. shut down a storm of ddos attacks. protect headquarters and the cloud. with all your data on the nation's largest ip network. whoa, that is big. ok. coffee time. double shot. deal with a potential breach. deal with your calendar. deal with your f

supervisor chan. >> supervisor chan: thank you, madame clerk. first i want to say, thank you, supervisor stefani, for her comments and i along with all colleagues stand with you in this fight and we will continue. with that, i also want to concur with president walton's comments on what happened over the weekend, really from last friday. it is disappointing to learn making statements to community organizations that impact our families and our kids without thorough investigation to really consult with our city attorney for interpretation that -- i find it disappointing. i find it irresponsible. i think we can do better as a city. so, thank you, supervisor melgar, for bringing that to our attention today in the chamber as well. colleagues, today i am introducing a charter amendment to accelerate the production of affordable housing. as immigrants, my family was able to thrive because of affordable housing policies in this city. i came here when i was 13 years old. i think you know the story already. we came into san francisco's chinatown, one-bedr

member chan. chan aye, walton, aye, chair ronen, aye. >> and please open this item up for public comment. >> yes, members of the public who wish to speak on this hearing and are joining us in person should line up to speak along the curtains. for those listening remotely, please call 1-415-655-0001, enter the meeting id24978419535, pound and then pound again. once connected, star 3 to enter the speaker line. for those already in the queue, please continue to wait until the system waits you have been unmuted and your queue to begin your comments. please unmute our first caller, please. >> good afternoon, supervisors, directors, my name is william ortiz cartejena, i'm an under foer of a small business technical assistance non-profit. i also chair the subcommittee for the latino task force on small business, and i just wanted to thank everybody's work, supervisors, oewd. oewd has been our key partner, our key partner in assisting and saving businesses. they walk hand-in-hand with us in the mission di

>> second by supervisor chan. roll call vote. >> on that motion by chair ronen, seconded by chanthis be forwarded to the board with positive recommendation. vice chair safai. >> aye. >> mar. >> aye. >> chan. >> aye. >> walton excused. chair ronen. >> aye. >> four ayes. we will hear on the port's budget. >> thank you, chair. our recommendations for the port of san francisco are on page 16 of our report. reductions for the proposed budget $393,836 in fiscal year 22-23. $43,836 are ongoing savings. $350,000 are one-time savings. that would allow increase over $100 million for the budget. our recommended reductions to the proposed budget $44,144 in 23-24. all of those recommended reductions are ongoing savings. my understanding is that the department agrees with the recommendations. we are available for any questions. >> chair ronan: thank you. any questions? making sure the port agrees with these recommendations. >> yes, we are in agreement and appreciate the willingness of the budget legislative analyst to negotiate

supervisor chan. supervisor mandolin. [rollcall] there are nine aye's. >> without objection these ordinances are passed on first reading and finally passed unanimously . madam clerk please call regular agendaunfinished business item number seven .>> an ordinance to amend the clerk told you about the golden gate park access and safety plan which includes restricting private vehicles on certain slow straight segments at a big park including on john f. kennedy drive making certain streets one-way establishing bicycle lanes and urging additional changesto improve public access to golden gate park and affirm the secret determination and make theappropriate findings . >> supervisor. >> thank you president walton . mister president i want to request that we put this item till later in the agenda when supervisor melgar is able to vote on it. >> out of respect for my colleague let's go to item number eight. >> item 7 will be postponed untillater . item number eight this is an ordinance to appropriate approximately 2.1 million of g

commissioner chan has asked to be excused, and commissioner melgar may need to step out, as well. the chair can just do this unless the body is unhappy with that, so i'm going to proceed, and who are the chair of timma can do as they want, so i am just going to excuse commissioner chan and commissioner melgar from those parts of the meeting that they need to miss. and then, i also want to just remind folks that i am invoking rule 3.26 from the timma rules to limit total public comment for today's meeting to 30 minutes. with that, i will ask madam clerk to call the consent jend. >> clerk: items 2 through 5 is the consent agenda. it is not anticipated there will be any presentation on these items. if i may, you do need to take public comment on consent agenda. >> supervisor mandelman: yes. >> clerk: okay. so i'll just reannounce the announcement. for members of the public interested -- and can we hear on-line, as well? okay. for members of the public interested in participating in this board meeting, we welcome your participation in this room, 250 in city hall, or you may watch cabl

we'll tell you what karl chan says motivates him when we come back. and also after the break, the body of a murder victim was found in the east bay 18 years after she disappeared. we'll have the latest in just a moment. i'm dan o'dowd and i approved this message. tesla's full self- driving technology. the washington post reported on "owners of teslas fighting for control..." "i'm trying..." watch this tesla "slam into a bike lane bollard..." "oh [bleeped f***]" this one "fails to stop for a pedestrian in a crosswalk." "experts see deep flaws." "that was the worst thing i've ever seen in my life." to stop tesla's full self-driving software... vote dan o'dowd for u.s. senate. and now most admired alum! get up there. this is so embarrassing. there's no way it's me. you know her.... you love her.... ruh roh. what are you doing here? it's anna gomez! who? our first gigillionaire! with at&t fiber, anna's got the fastest internet with hyper-gig speeds. i didn't know you went to this school. we have a lot in common. live like a gigillionaire with at&t fiber.

supervisor chan. supervisor mandolin. [rollcall] there are nine aye's. >> without objection these ordinances are passed on first reading and finally passed unanimously . madam clerk please call regular agendaunfinished business item number seven .>> an ordinance to amend the clerk told you about the golden gate park access and safety plan which includes restricting private vehicles on certain slow straight segments at a big park including on john f. kennedy drive making certain streets one-way establishing bicycle lanes and urging additional changesto improve public access to golden gate park and affirm the secret determination and make theappropriate findings . >> supervisor. >> thank you president walton . mister president i want to request that we put this item till later in the agenda when supervisor melgar is able to vote on it. >> out of respect for my colleague let's go to item number eight. >> item 7 will be postponed untillater . item number eight this is an ordinance to appropriate approximately 2.1 million of g

on that motion a roll call please. >> on that motion, supervisor chan. >> chan, aye. vice chair mandelman. >> aye. >> chair peskin. >> aye. >> the motion passes without objection. >> we are adjourned. . >> i lived in the mission neighborhood for seven years and before that the excel see your district. 20 years a resident of the city and county of san francisco. i am the executive director of a local art space nonprofit that showcases work that relate to the latino community and i have been in this building for seven years and some of my neighbors have been here 30 year. we were notified from the landlord he was going to sell the building. when we realized it was happening it was no longer a thought for the landlord and i sort of had a moment of panic. i heard about the small sites program through my work with the mission economic agency and at met with folks from the mayor's housing program because they wanted to utilize the program. we are dealing with families with different needs and capacities. conversations were had early in the morning because that is the only t

supervisor chan: the motion is approved. madam clerk, please call item 2 through 5 together. welcome back chair preston. >> clerk: 2. resolution receiving and approving annual report for the east cut community benefit district for fiscal year 2019-2020 submitted as required by the property and business improvement district law of 1994 as required by the property and district im movement law and agreement with the city. 3. central market community benefit district and the management agreement with the city. item 4. resolution receiving and approving annual report for the north of market tenderloin community benefit district for fiscal years 2018-2019 and 2019-2020 submitted as required by the property and business improvement district law of 1994. 5. hearing on the use of taxpayer funded communications and media and press offices and cost of policies abprocedures for accurate information and public safety and requesting the mayor's office and police department to report. >> i think that you read item 6. we are calling items 2

supervisor chan: the motion is approved. madam clerk, please call item 2 through 5 together. welcome back chair preston. >> clerk: 2. resolution receiving and approving annual report for the east cut community benefit district for fiscal year 2019-2020 submitted as required by the property and business improvement district law of 1994 as required by the property and district im movement law and agreement with the city. 3. central market community benefit district and the management agreement with the city. item 4. resolution receiving and approving annual report for the north of market tenderloin community benefit district for fiscal years 2018-2019 and 2019-2020 submitted as required by the property and business improvement district law of 1994. 5. hearing on the use of taxpayer funded communications and media and press offices and cost of policies abprocedures for accurate information and public safety and requesting the mayor's office and police department to report. >> i think that you read item 6. we are calling items 2

we checked in with karl chan in oakland. he's a staunch advocate for the aap i community and a voice for victims of violent hate crimes which soared during the pandemic. kron on's fully chagall shares this story. >> community activist carl chan is essentially a full-time volunteer who works part-time as a realtor to provide for his family. and we need to bring people together as president of the oakland chinatown, chamber of commerce, such and works free the mind donates his time to more than a half-dozen other organizations as well pushing for an end crime he system with especially those targeting elderly members of the asian american and pacific islander community. kind of almost getting used to it, which is not same year-ago chan became a victim when he was attacked from behind on the street near chinatown by a man who was eventually charged for the assault but not a hate crime. he was convicted but served less than a year of his three-year sentence. inspired as a young boy by martin luther king junior's. i have a dream s

the judge, roger chan, he's been working with young teens who find themselves in trouble with the law. he's been doing it for more than 2 decades. >> he's also the first openly of person appointed to the san francisco superior court and kron on's amanda hari talk to him about his life and work. >> judge roger chance spends his days here in the courtroom. he presides over family dependency in juvenile justice cases helping to give young people a chance to start over. i think end of the day, but i will be most proud of. >> the extent to which have had a positive impact in somebody's life los angeles, judge chan grew up in diverse cultures. his grandfather was a chinese immigrant and his mother of korean descent. he says he grew up a shy kid and hated public. speaking no one in his family expected him to be where he is today. it kind of all put together in law school. and i. >> now this area of law that really feel like an opportunity. >> to make a difference. that area is working with juveniles. judge channel launched his career in law after making his way to the bay area for college at

, chan drinks six more glasses of water. how is that fair? white girls get thirsty too. is chan some kind of -- >> jimmy: i don't think race -- it's a math problem. >> i think it's a problem-problem. why does chan get six more glasses of water than my daughter? >> jimmy: what? wait. becky is your daughter? >> well, she was. until she died from dehydration because chan drank all her water. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't think that has anything really to do with any of the stuff that you're worried about here. >> okay. of course. so look at this one. look at this one here. >> jimmy: okay. andy says he can find 9 plus 5 by starting with 9 plus 1 equals 10 -- okay, all right. >> why is this hussy wearing a leather jacket? [ laughter ] why is this little boy looking at me like that with his neck all crooked? and why is his hand in his pocket? what's he got in there, a drug? maybe a gay boner? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait a minute. i'm not sure this is -- okay, you know what, i think i should say good-bye. i don't know that we're -