[ laughter ] >> tariq: yes. this is a decadent dog, son. >> jimmy: as a decadent dog you think kids are going to like this >> tariq: they're gonna love it >> jimmy: okay what do you call this again? >> tariq: this is the "boss dog. >> jimmy: all right. i like the "boss dog." there you go there it is. [ cheers and applause all right. there they are next to each other. our two hot dogs okay, now this is going to be a tough decision the judges may now exit the isolation room and take their place at the judges' table ♪ all right. [ cheers and applause >> hello >> jimmy: all right, judges. all right. now, it is now time to try the hot dogs >> oh. >> jimmy: whenever you're ready. recker, we'll start with you >> oh, my gosh >> are those like mac and cheese is that mac and cheese okay >> here we go. >> okay. >> okay. >> how is it >> is it good? >> it's like okay. it doesn't have much flavor though >> dang. [ audience oohs >> jimmy: yeah, i agree. i agree. i hear you i hear what you're saying. got to be honest >> tariq

tariq, you're up now, bud. here you go. >> tariq: all right. >> all right, come on. >> jimmy: it's pretty simple, dude >> tariq: what number, jack? [ audience shouting >> jimmy: someone said 10. someone said 10. >> tariq: okay this is a place. >> oh, god draw it with details >> jimmy: it's a place all right. here we go he's going >> tariq: okay >> jail. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: jail, he said. that's awesome >> a mushroom? more detail. >> jimmy: yeah use the face explore the face, tariq, it's 3d >> tariq: shut up. [ laughter ] >> the white house >> tariq: no, no >> jimmy: oh, i know what it is >> don't tell. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, i can't say. he's drawing the same thing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: jack -- he knows what this is. >> not yet i don't >> i think you do. >> jimmy: yeah, it's like a -- it's a destination it's far away. >> mars. >> tariq: jesus, not that far, jack [ buzzer ] [ sad tuba ] >> jimmy: i think it's stonehenge >> tariq: it's stonehenge, yeah >> jimmy: stonehenge, it's a - >> there wasn't a lot of detail

>> tariq: drop - >> jimmy: "drop it like it's hot! >> tariq: "drop it like it's hot! [ cheers and applause >> tariq: i was already finished saying it when you were still like -- like it. i'm like, "drop it like it's hot! like it's hot. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the judges say tariq trotter is the champion. [ cheers and applause ♪ my thanks to benedict cumberbatch and tariq trotter, the winners [ cheers and applause sydney sweeney, my partner was great. we're talking to benedict after the break. stick around everybody we had that. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: let's point to this portal over this way over there. and then we can go to this por -- i'm actually, you know what i'm a little thirsty [ laughter and applause member, you can instantly start saving on your travels. so you can go and see all those, lovely, lemony, lemons. and never wonder if you got a good deal. because you did. why is it your grocery order arrives the second you remember everything you forgot to order? like. without. fail. who drank all the milk? fresh groceries and more. unlimited free del

. >> tariq: wait, what i just bought a ge fridge. >> jimmy: oh, yeah sorry about that, tariq. >> tariq: it's okay. i have another fridge or freezer in the garage. that's where i keep all my ground beef. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh >> tariq: oh, what >> jimmy: roll the clip. >> you may want to check that ground beef in your fridge or freezer. more than 120,000 pounds of ground beef products are being recalled because there are concerns they could be contaminated with e.coli [ audience oohs >> tariq: wait, wait e.coli you got be to kidding me >> jimmy: yeah, i'm -- i'm sorry about that, tariq. >> tariq: man, i was going to make my favorite dinner tonight. ground beef and green beans. i guess i'll just have to make the beans. >> jimmy: that sounds pretty good [ laughter ] >> tariq: yeah i got a one-pound package of hippie organic french green beans. >> the fda is reporting a green bean recall. [ laughter ] one pound packages of hippie organic french green beans >> tariq: come on! >> jimmy: i'm -- i'm sorry, tariq. look, i'm sure you'll figure something out for dinner >> tariq: dude, whateve

, you excited >> tariq: i guess, sure. obi-wan kenobi's okay. >> jimmy: oh, you're not -- not really a "star wars" fan >> tariq: no, i love "star wars." what i'm saying, is that there are other members of obi-wan kenobi's family that i'd probably rather watch a show aboutr members of his family like -- like who >> tariq: like -- well, you know, i did some digging on wookieepedia [ laughter ] and he's got lots of cool relatives. like his brothers, the opie-wan kenobi and toby wan maguire [ laughter ] and then there's -- there's his sisters, the obi-wanda-sykes and oprah- wan-kenofrey. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oprah-wan-kenofrey interesting, i've never -- i've never heard of those >> tariq: yeah, yeah well, then there are his cousins, abra-wan-cadabra. >> jimmy: uh-huh [ laughter ] >> tariq: oba-barbara-ann. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: uh-huh [ laughter ] >> tariq: abba-mamma-mia [ laughter ] and o-bologna-burrito. >> jimmy: okay [ laughter ] >> tariq: oh, then -- then you got the twins, yabba-dabba and scooby- dooby-doo. [ laughte

tariq trotter, everyone. thank you. nice going, tariq. i see what you mean. yeah, thanks ♪ >> tariq: whatever >> jimmy: it is graduation season, so, obviously, a lot of commencement speakers are giving kids advice on their futures. so, with that in mind, here with some sound advice is our sound engineer, steve mandel steve? >> spill coffee on your lap in a mcdonald's drive through trust me it's how i paid for college. ♪ >> sound advice from steve mandel [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: speaking of fast food, this is wild in a new survey, 25% of delivery drivers admitted to hooking up in their cars while on the job [ audience oohs which i guess explains why when i ordered dominos last night, the tracker was like, "step one, order placed. [ laughter ] "step two, your order is in the oven." [ laughter ] "step three, it's getting hot. it's getting really hot. we're on our way we're getting close. we're getting really close just a bit longer. not so fast. think about something else, derek, like baseball, or 'downton abbey.' oh, god, we've arrived." [ cheers and

tariq, those look great. those look great >> tariq: yeah, i don't need your approval to feel good about myself, homie. get back to your show. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. meanwhile, today - [ laughter ] who -- who's that character, man? >> steve: cracked himself up who was that guy >> jimmy: great dude [ light laughter ] meanwhile, today president biden hosted a cinco de mayo reception in the rose garden with the first lady of mexico, yeah biden talked about the warm relationship between the u.s. and mexico it's better than trump's message on cinco de mayo, which was "think outside the bun." [ laughter ] speaking of biden, apparently he's been telling allies that he's almost certainly going to run in 2024 if trump does. yep, biden against trump, it's great news for all the people who wish it was 2020 again [ laughter ] right now, all the debate moderators are like, "not it." yeah [ laughter ] some business news -- airbnb just announced that it will be enforcing strict anti-party measures on summer holida

>> jimmy: the clues are everywhere, tariq. [ light laughter ] >> tariq: what clues >> jimmy: okay, so in taylor's last music video, for the "red (taylor's version)" bonus track, "i bet you think it's about me," there's a wedding cake and on the cake there are numbers 13 and 26. follow >> tariq: yeah, no [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: "red (taylor's version)" was taylor' most recent re-release. 13 is taylor's favorite number, and this friday, may 13th is 26 weeks from the release date of "red (taylor's version)." >> tariq: okay, well, i guess -- >> jimmy: also if you look at taylor's official store, signed cd copies of "fearless (taylor's version)" are currently on sale for $19.89 get it 1989, 1989 >> tariq: all right, well you're probably -- >> jimmy: but also, "red (taylor's version)" was listed on sale on her store for $20.10, in purple text >> tariq: and that means what? >> jimmy: are you even listening? [ light laughter ] the original "speak now" was released in 2010, and the cover of that album she's wearing a purple dress purple, 2010, $20.10 [ light laughter ] and six days ago, a

. >> jimmy: tariq, i guess higgins ditched work to go to the harry styles concert [ laughter ] >> tariq: ha-ha, another incredible monologue joke, jimmy. you are the man, man, man, man, man. >> steve: i agree with that, tariq or jimmy [ laughter ] >> jimmy: james, can you -- can you believe that they both didn't show up at least you're still here >> i'm here, jimmy i'd never leave. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where did -- where did we get the budget for a hologram, by the way guys, some movie news here, "top gun: maverick" hits theaters next week [ cheers and applause i mean, i'm excited about this and i saw that applebee's is offering customers free tickets for eating at the restaurant they actually made a commercial for it, and it's not very subtle, but this is a real commercial take a look. ♪ sweet emotion ♪ >> now, that's eatin' good in the neighborhood [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's real. that -- that's real. yeah yeah, it's actually -- yeah. but it turns out, "top gun" isn't the only summer blockbuster applebee's is partnering with. >> steve: really >> jimmy: no check out this commerc

. >> jimmy: yeah, what do you think, tariq you feel like a booth type of guy. >> tariq: i'm -- i'm definitely a booth person >> jimmy: quest? >> questlove: booth. >> jimmy: i think everyone goes booth, right >> steve: i think. let's see what the polls say >> jimmy: 55% said, "a booth." yep. 35% said, "a table." 10% said, "as a couple, we prefer sitting on the same side of the table to show our affection while not realizing everyone's secretly rolling their eyes at us [ laughter and applause >> steve: oh "indeed. french fries, feed them to me. >> jimmy: "i love sharing my food with you. [ light laughter ] >> steve: "open the door." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "open the hangar." we're adults there we go. this next poll asks, "what do you like most about 'stranger things'? 25% said, "the nostalgia." 30% said, "the cast. 35% said, "the special effects. 10% said, "the upside-down." [ applause ] this next poll asked, "do you still wear a mask when you're at the store 49% said, "yes." 49% said, "no. the phantom of the opera said, "a little yes, a little no now, sing for me, my angel of music. [ laughter

one at the charts [ applause ] for this one, can we do something with a harry styles type of vibe >> tariq: it's like "take on me." that, like the - ♪ ♪ marissa's alway be my number ♪ ♪ one we dreamed of being teachers i winston salem ♪ ♪ that's where we are fro if we could just go ♪ ♪ back in tim and warn marissa when she was young ♪ ♪ we'd say hey girl don't date him ♪ ♪ don't date hi no way frien don't date ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you very much. how about someone from this side, over right - anyone over on this side right behind you right behind you yes, that's perfect. hello. >> hi. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> diana >> jimmy: hi, diana. diana, this sunday is mother's day. if you could get your mom anything in the world, what would you get her? >> chocolate >> jimmy: she loves chocolate, huh? >> yes >> jimmy: and what are you actually planning to get your mom. >> flowers >> jimmy: there you go [ laughter ] there you go she would want chocolate, but you're going to get her flowers. all right, roots, we have diana. and if they can get their mo

>> questlove: yeah >> tariq: yeah i always choose the right one. i've never gotten wrong. [ laughter ] have a perfect score so far on wetweet. >> jimmy: all right, let me just see this. here you go. so, anyways, we're going to vote on which one -- whichever one you like we're gonna tweet it out and then, you at home can like it and wetweet it. [ laughter ] it's a shared experience thank you very much. don't vote on that joke, by the way, please. [ laughter ] that one's a -- yes, that one's already making the show. that's guaranteed. all right, this first tweet is, "it saves time to call frozen yogurt 'fro yo,' but if you're in less of a hurry, you can call it 'frozen yo.'" [ light laughter ] >> steve: no no [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: you can't say no [ laughter ] >> steve: fro no >> jimmy: that's what the clickers are for >> steve: okay >> jimmy: they're not voice activated. >> steve: no >> jimmy: the votes are in let's see the results here [ drum roll oh, my god [ laughter ] come on! >> steve: come on, man no, no >> jimmy: all right. like, if you'

you're going to go first, bud you can ask him one question, but then you have to make your guess. >> tariq: if i took a piece of tape, masking tape, electrical tape, and taped it down on your upper lip, and then snatched it off really hard, would it be painful, very painful or would it be not so painful >> not so painful. i'm pretty -- i've got a high pain tolerance >> steve: that's zero. >> jimmy: what's your guess? >> tarik: i'm going to say no stache >> jimmy: all right, higgins, your turn. everyone's waiting what's your question >> steve: everyone's waiting for me >> jimmy: the world is >> steve: well, then i'll hurry up i won't stake any time to ask this question. the question's going to come out now. not wasting anyone's time. i'm going to ask ishon a a question the question is -- >> jimmy: something you thought question to determine if you have a stache or nuff to do. you know what i mean i don't want to waste these people's time. >> jimmy: we appreciate that [ cheers and applause >> steve: new york city! come on! if you were, say -- not that you would. but if you were to write a a

tariq, what do you - >> tariq: yeah >> jimmy: yeah, yeah all right, let's see the results, right here. [ drum roll >> steve: whoa [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: all right. that's good. >> steve: whoa, 175. that's pretty high >> jimmy: that's a high, high mark a high ranking, right there. that's in the lead, by far all right, let's try this next one here it says, "sometimes after a long day at work, i just want to unwind with a nine-part docuseries about a horrific murder [ laughter ] ♪ >> steve: that's a good one, too. >> jimmy: that's a fantastic one. i know -- yeah oh, i'm getting a physical thumbs down from somebody. [ laughter ] >> steve: really >> jimmy: you can just use the clicker. yeah >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: someone actually did that to me yeah >> steve: "tastee tape." [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: let's see the results. [ drum roll whoa whoa one more than the other. this is what i'm talking about this is great. >> steve: beat it by one >> jimmy: i love this. yeah all right. next up, it says, "am i in the best shape of my life? no but do i work out every day? no bu

. >> reporter: nypd captain tariq shepherd leads the metro organized retail crime alliance, a network of stores, law enforcement, and local prosecutors who share data across three states what do you say to people who say, well, this is a victimless crime? >> absolutely not. there's a lot of dangers in it. >> reporter: he points to stolen items like diabetic test strips or baby formula that can be harmful if improperly stored and resold on the black market. >> there's so many different types of products in which buying stolen merchandise could be dangerous to the consumer but also anytime you have a high volume of theft like this, the retailers have to make that up. >> vicky joining me now. are there any concerns these corporate cops could put individual rights at risk >> lester, some legal experts say these corporate cops might overstep their powers. unlike sworn police officers, they can question you without reading you your rights so the concern is you might say something incriminating that prosecutors might later use against you in court. >> vicky nguyen, thanks so much. >>> up nex

you come up with the is sew tariq names i haven't heard before. i looked at chart. were you able to make profits? >> we got out 80% in april. we hit our trailing stop. that was profitable. we've been out of the coin since april. charles: when you see this kind of a move, you come up with the unique crypto names no one else finds are you okay still with playing around with this space. >> well right now because of what's happened, because we have seen manipulation as your last guest just so eloquently stated, we are really going to keep a focus on bitcoin and ethereum in particular. they're the granddaddies. also they're in bearish phases. i think of the two i would probably watch ethereum most closely tied to blockchain technology that is not going away f ethereum can stablize here and go back over 2500 let's say -- charles: that would be a buy signal perhaps? >> yes. charles: i also saw commodities. you still favoring commodities over equity? >> absolutely and even more so now after the numbers came out this morning and we're seeing the reaction by the treasurys. yi

case of people driving over the influence we have a great show [ cheers and applause give it up for tariq trotter and the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: what a show we have. what a show we have for you tonight. oh, one of my faves. she stars in the new hbo max series, "the staircase." >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: i love that docuseries that thing but this is -- this is based off of that thing, which i'm still wondering what happened. >> steve: in the staircase >> jimmy: yeah sophie turner is here, tonight [ cheers and applause the one and only, sophie turner. plus, you know him from "ozark," and now you can see him in the new series "outer range" on prime video. tom pelphrey is here >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that dude is -- let me just tell you something tom pelphrey, by the way, that was -- i think that might be the best acting i've ever seen in my life he played laura linney's brother on "ozark. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: no spoilers, obviously. >> steve: hey, don't >> jimmy: but that guy is unbelievable that was -- i'm still