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imagine eating a meal with stephen colbert. over the course of a typical dinner by something he finds offensive. what are the chances? 100%. he is a karen, a brittle middle age women who's always lecturing you about something. he's elizabeth warren they even look alike. have you seen them in the same room at any point? no. he was talented at one point. michael's been doing his dog puppet routine for 30 years, that's the one colbert's hiding behind. a dog puppet. it was kind of funny during the clinton administration it's hack now. michael keeps doing it because he has a political message. no one laughs at robert anymore, it's pathetic. who's funnier, robert or the guy who took pictures of himself at nancy pelosi's desk on january 6th. be honest. it's not even close. the guy at pelosi's desk is hilarious compared with the guy with the talking dog and none of them is half as fun again sorry it's true as donald trump. and how do you know that. show us the late night host who said anything half as amusing as trump's taco bowl tweet
imagine eating a meal with stephen colbert. over the course of a typical dinner by something he finds offensive. what are the chances? 100%. he is a karen, a brittle middle age women who's always lecturing you about something. he's elizabeth warren they even look alike. have you seen them in the same room at any point? no. he was talented at one point. michael's been doing his dog puppet routine for 30 years, that's the one colbert's hiding behind. a dog puppet. it was kind of funny during the...
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stephen colbert and what the community calls foreshadowing described his own coup. and yet stephen colbert somehow still has access to the airwaves and to digital media. spreading his hate on feathered. convincing future generations that insurrection's to do what his team of did last week. that must stop. people who plan coos must be silenced there's precedent for that and anyone who disagrees should be disconnected from amazon web services immediately. no spreading hate. stopping white extremist stephen colbert from passing on his message of insurrection of the country won't solve for the rest of us are living with and that is trauma. and like all trauma journalists are affected most profoundly. we are scarred by what we saw. it'll be a long time before we can revisit the capitol building before we can forget what we were democracy shook on its very foundation. to take therapy and a lot of support from our fellow survivors before we can recapture the carefree innocence that stephen colbert stole from us before we can feel safe again. we are not alone in our dispara
stephen colbert and what the community calls foreshadowing described his own coup. and yet stephen colbert somehow still has access to the airwaves and to digital media. spreading his hate on feathered. convincing future generations that insurrection's to do what his team of did last week. that must stop. people who plan coos must be silenced there's precedent for that and anyone who disagrees should be disconnected from amazon web services immediately. no spreading hate. stopping white...
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but j stephen colbert does not. stephen colbert has lost his sense of humor along with the critical distance and perspective to make humor possible. at this point he's just a partisanta scold and you know that for certain because even if you watch the q and on shumann parade around the capitol on january six , stephen colbert did not laugh. now an actual comedian, whatever his politics would have found that spectacle hilarious because let's be honest, it was an event to see you guys pages. look at this guy josh 75% night like i got shot. i saw some kind of plastic i bullet . any chance i can believe this anyway? we g g will i'm sure i suspect in the hey, the bears get in the horn at that's all there is. yes, it isla hilarious. no, just insurrectionist and colbert you can go to jail. he's a terrorist. g and whennd he was sent to jail, colbert applauded. now that's how most countries act. that's comedians act. soso stephen colbert may be aco late night hosts for s some reason, but he has zero sense of humor. a he had
but j stephen colbert does not. stephen colbert has lost his sense of humor along with the critical distance and perspective to make humor possible. at this point he's just a partisanta scold and you know that for certain because even if you watch the q and on shumann parade around the capitol on january six , stephen colbert did not laugh. now an actual comedian, whatever his politics would have found that spectacle hilarious because let's be honest, it was an event to see you guys pages. look...
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i mean, stephen colbert isty a democrat party loyalist. e he spent his entire show beating up on trumpp and republicans. they were therest as activists o they they could have actually shut down this committee. and so think about that . a think cohorts, think of liz cheney face if the puppet dog caused her committee to pause. i mean that is it's just beyond the pale. and so they definitely need tod be arrested, charged with obstruction of an officialh proceeding sent to jail pretrial detention sosp that that's just the first step. and then there are several other misdemeanors that should be applied to them and then they can spend a year and a half in solitary confinement pre charge in the dc jail, the worst jail in america. ni i'm trying not to use profanity. the fact that's happening right now, no one's saying anything aboutnddo this . justor unbelievable. you are,e though and we're grateful for that . julie kelly , thank you . thanks, tucker .ke well, speaking of the evaporationn of your rights, u.s. senators in both parties amazingly bec
i mean, stephen colbert isty a democrat party loyalist. e he spent his entire show beating up on trumpp and republicans. they were therest as activists o they they could have actually shut down this committee. and so think about that . a think cohorts, think of liz cheney face if the puppet dog caused her committee to pause. i mean that is it's just beyond the pale. and so they definitely need tod be arrested, charged with obstruction of an officialh proceeding sent to jail pretrial detention...
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>> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight: plus, stephen welcomes: congressman adam schiff chiwetel ejiofor and musical guest kurt vile featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) welcome, welcome, ladies and gentlemen, one and all, to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. and i-- ( cheers and applause ). you feel that? you feel that? that is raw, uncut, blue flake excitement because everybody knows tomorrow night, at long last, the public hearings on the january 6 insurrection will finally kick off. they'll be broadcast here on cbs, and afterward, "the late show" will be live! boom! ( applause ) so tomorrow night, tune in to watch me talk about what happened, when they were talking about what happened on the day we all said, "what the hell just happened?" ( laughter ) ( applause ) tomorrow night-- starting tomorrow-- for two weeks, right? it's tw
>> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight: plus, stephen welcomes: congressman adam schiff chiwetel ejiofor and musical guest kurt vile featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) welcome, welcome, ladies and gentlemen, one and all, to "the late show." i am your host, stephen...
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the late show with stephen colbert is next. >> have a gre night. captioning sponsored by cbs >> there was another major decision from the supreme court involving prayer and schools. in a 6-3 vote, the court ruled in favor of a former high school football coach who lost his job after praying on the field with students after games. the latest ruling from the conservative majority court further narrows the separation between church and state. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> gather around, y'all. now, most of of you have heard about the ruling from the supreme court, that a coach has the constitutional right to express his religious views around his players. now, me, i'm a member of the temple of the true inner light. it's not one you've heard of.
the late show with stephen colbert is next. >> have a gre night. captioning sponsored by cbs >> there was another major decision from the supreme court involving prayer and schools. in a 6-3 vote, the court ruled in favor of a former high school football coach who lost his job after praying on the field with students after games. the latest ruling from the conservative majority court further narrows the separation between church and state. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> gather around, y'all....
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. >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) tonight, stephen welcomes jake tapper! and joel kim booster! featuring jon batiste and "stay human." and, now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( theme song playing ) >> stephen: hello! ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: hey, hey! >> stephen: welcome one and all, ladies and gentlemen, to "the late show." i'm your host stephen colbert, and i have -- ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: that's so nice. >> jon: oh, yeah. >> stephen: that's like a drink of cold water right there. i've been off for a week. i missed you. ( cheers and applause ) i also missed a lot of news, which i did not miss. but there's some new news about the news. because cnn is cutting back on over-hyping everything as breaking news. ( cheers and applause ) yes! which means, overhyping everything is up for grabs! so, we have breaking news: ( cheers and applause ) ladies and gentlemen, i stand before you shocked and terrified t
. >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) tonight, stephen welcomes jake tapper! and joel kim booster! featuring jon batiste and "stay human." and, now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( theme song playing ) >> stephen: hello! ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: hey, hey! >> stephen: welcome one and all, ladies and gentlemen, to "the...
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i am your host, stephen colbert. well, ladies and gentlemen-- ( applause ) what are we lookinga the here? we're still waiting for the next january 6th committee hearing. the next one was supposed to be today, but now the next one is tomorrow. but yesterday, the committee did drop a teaser for the next hearing. oh, a teaser! it's like a marvel movie. is there a multiverse where there are consequences for staging a coup? ( laughter ) all we know is that rudy giuilani is hiding bottles of wine in every dimension! ( laughter ) ( glass shattering ) ( cheers and applause ) which one's the real me? the teaser hinted at new information about the former president's campaign attorney john eastman, seen here after winning the "100 meter dingus." ( laughter ) as you may recall, eastman was the dumbass mastermind, or dumb-asster-mind, behind the ridiculous legal argument that mike pence had the power to block congress from certifying biden's victory. you know who disagreed? mike pence. ( laughter ) on january 6, pence decided not
i am your host, stephen colbert. well, ladies and gentlemen-- ( applause ) what are we lookinga the here? we're still waiting for the next january 6th committee hearing. the next one was supposed to be today, but now the next one is tomorrow. but yesterday, the committee did drop a teaser for the next hearing. oh, a teaser! it's like a marvel movie. is there a multiverse where there are consequences for staging a coup? ( laughter ) all we know is that rudy giuilani is hiding bottles of wine in...
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"the late show with stephen colbert" is next. >> streaming on cbs news bay captioning sponsored by cbs >> the committee also unveiled new information about previously unknown activity involving wisconsin's republican senator ron johnson. his aide offered to hand deliver fake electors to vice president mike pence on january 6. >> senator ron johnson made very clear to reporters that he does not want to talk about it to the point where he will fake being on the phone to avoid answering their questions about it. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight: what's up, doc? plus, stephen welcomes: taika waititi and david sedaris featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ( applause ) >> stephen: hey! it. >> stephen: whot you gonna call? please, everybody, thank you very much. very kind. welcome, one and all, to "the late show." the. i am your host, stephen colbert. it is-- ( cheers and applause ) am i right about this? it's been this way all day. it's a cloudy d
"the late show with stephen colbert" is next. >> streaming on cbs news bay captioning sponsored by cbs >> the committee also unveiled new information about previously unknown activity involving wisconsin's republican senator ron johnson. his aide offered to hand deliver fake electors to vice president mike pence on january 6. >> senator ron johnson made very clear to reporters that he does not want to talk about it to the point where he will fake being on the phone...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert. today was-- ( cheers and applause ) today was episode two of the hot new reality show, "the january 6th committee hearings." we're all waiting to find out if the former president gets to go to the fantasy suite with lady justice. ( laughter ) she's blind, so he's got a shot. ( laughter ) now-- ( cheers and applause ) yeah. episode one was a huge hit, because at least 20 million people watched thursday's hearing. ( cheers and applause ) okay, we were live, okay? ( applause ) 20 million people. that's the kind of audience usually reserved for "sunday night football." yeah, and it makes sense because thursday's hearing featured even more guys with brain damage. ( cheers and applause ) so far-- bah-bah-bah. so far, my major feeling about these hearings, both thursdays and today, is one of enormous gratitude. we know a lot of this stuff already, but watching them put it together reminds us that we're not crazy. ( cheers and applause ) you see, for the last 17 months, the former president a
i'm your host, stephen colbert. today was-- ( cheers and applause ) today was episode two of the hot new reality show, "the january 6th committee hearings." we're all waiting to find out if the former president gets to go to the fantasy suite with lady justice. ( laughter ) she's blind, so he's got a shot. ( laughter ) now-- ( cheers and applause ) yeah. episode one was a huge hit, because at least 20 million people watched thursday's hearing. ( cheers and applause ) okay, we were...
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i am your host, stephen colbert. folks, you know-- ( cheers and applause ) you know, america is changing so fast. every day seems to bring shocking news that radically unsettles what we believe this country should be. and it's happened again, because taco bell's latest tostada features a giant cheez-it. all right. i think i speak for all americans when i say ahhhh. mmm... ohhh. ( laughter ) i'm exciting about this idea. let's take a look. behold, the snack of madness! it's like my dreams and my nightmares had a baby, and then baptized it in ground beef. ( laughter ) the giant cheez-it is 16-times larger than a normal cheez-it, with the same taste and texture as a cheez-it. so you won't lose any of that flavor that can only be described as "it." ( laughter ) it's got real "it" flavor. it's made with real "it." louis when i heard about this, i was totally ready for the "it" to hit the fan. but, unfortunately, the giant cheez-it tostada is currently available at just one taco bell location, in irvine, california. well,
i am your host, stephen colbert. folks, you know-- ( cheers and applause ) you know, america is changing so fast. every day seems to bring shocking news that radically unsettles what we believe this country should be. and it's happened again, because taco bell's latest tostada features a giant cheez-it. all right. i think i speak for all americans when i say ahhhh. mmm... ohhh. ( laughter ) i'm exciting about this idea. let's take a look. behold, the snack of madness! it's like my dreams and my...
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and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: i was late. i'm sorry. i was late. i was late. i was late. i missed-- good to see you. hey, how's it going? hi, happy-- happy with-- please have a seat, everybody. thank you very much. very kind. welcome one, welcome all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) lovely to be in here with all of these beautiful people here this evening. you out there, i've never met most of you out watching the show out in tv land. but i'm guessing, like me, you're still trying to process yesterday's mass shooting in uvalde, texas. if you're heartbroken and you're frustrated, you're not alone. americans have witnessed gun tragedy after gun tragedy, and while it can be argued there are many reasons. we all know the biggest reason for the tragedy is the gun. and right now, the united states has approximately 400 million firearms, which is more than 40% of the total guns in the entire world. that stat is even more harro
and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: i was late. i'm sorry. i was late. i was late. i was late. i missed-- good to see you. hey, how's it going? hi, happy-- happy with-- please have a seat, everybody. thank you very much. very kind. welcome one, welcome all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) lovely to be in here with all of these...
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last night, stephen colbert addressed the issue. seven of his production team members from his show plus the voice of "triumph the insult comic dog" were arrested on thursday, because they did not have proper i.d. they were on the sixth floor of the longworth office building at a time when it was close to the public. the cops came in, and they arrested them. last night, mr. colbert tried to explain what happened. here is what he said. >> my folks shot for two days in congressional offices across the street from the capitol building. they went through security clearance, shot all day wednesday, all day thursday, invited into the offices of the congresspeople they were interviewing. they were doing some last-minute puppetry and in the hallway when triumph and my folks were approached and detained by the capitol police. which actually isn't that surprising. in the capitol police are much more cautious than they were, say 18 months ago. [laughter] and for a very good reason. if you don't know what that reason is, i know what news networ
last night, stephen colbert addressed the issue. seven of his production team members from his show plus the voice of "triumph the insult comic dog" were arrested on thursday, because they did not have proper i.d. they were on the sixth floor of the longworth office building at a time when it was close to the public. the cops came in, and they arrested them. last night, mr. colbert tried to explain what happened. here is what he said. >> my folks shot for two days in...
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i am your host, stephen colbert. and i have to say-- ( cheers and applause ) tonight, i am in an excellent frame of mind, because it's the first day of summer, and you know what that means-- hell yeah. you know what that means: time to slip on the speedo and dive headfirst into the january 6th hearings. because this afternoon, the committee held the fourth installment in a great summer beach read i'm calling "scary plotter and the goblet of liars." ( laughter ) it also happens to be the longest day of the year, and i'm sure it felt like it for the former president dumb quixote, because today, the committee laid out in shocking detail how his relentless and illegal scheme to overturn the election brought harrowing consequences for those honest public servants who stood up to the pressure to support his heinous lies. in her opening statement, committee vice chair liz cheney had a warning for our nation. >> i would urge all of those watching today to focus on the evidence the committee will present. don't be distracted
i am your host, stephen colbert. and i have to say-- ( cheers and applause ) tonight, i am in an excellent frame of mind, because it's the first day of summer, and you know what that means-- hell yeah. you know what that means: time to slip on the speedo and dive headfirst into the january 6th hearings. because this afternoon, the committee held the fourth installment in a great summer beach read i'm calling "scary plotter and the goblet of liars." ( laughter ) it also happens to be...
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i am your host stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) row hear that, jon? >> jon: yeah, i hear that. >> stephen: that can only mean one thing, we are live, ladies and gentlemen! ( cheers and applause ) coming to you live, coast to coast, all around the globe, after episode one of this summer's most compelling drama, the january 6th committee hearings. it's a lot like "stranger things." we met the monster years ago, and we're pretty sure the russians are involved. ( laughter ) and, like the stars of "stranger things," i have noticeably aged. ( laughter ) now, the monster in question is former president "mango unchained." ( laughter ) prior to the hearing, republicans tried to claim this tonight was going to with a nothing burger. they were wrong. it was a juicy double cheeseburger, stuffed with burger between two buns made of burger, smothered in a zesty burger sauce. there was so much burger tha -- there's five pounds of burger in a three-pound bag! there was so much burger that they replaced the capitol dome with a sesame seed bun. it was such a juicy burg
i am your host stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) row hear that, jon? >> jon: yeah, i hear that. >> stephen: that can only mean one thing, we are live, ladies and gentlemen! ( cheers and applause ) coming to you live, coast to coast, all around the globe, after episode one of this summer's most compelling drama, the january 6th committee hearings. it's a lot like "stranger things." we met the monster years ago, and we're pretty sure the russians are involved. (...
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"the late show with stephen colbert" is next. news continues >> in north carolina, fissmadis, now cd, aft losing the primary to state senator chuck edwards. it is a major rebuke of someone who was once seen as a rising star in the g.o.p., but whose political career fell, scandal after scandal. >> he accused members of the party of having orgies and-- and snorting cocaine. >> and now that he has lost, the republican caucus sings a fond farewell to representative cawthorn: ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight: results penn-ding. plus, stephen welcomes: secretary antony blinken and musical guest, twice featuring jon batiste and "stay human." and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey, everybody! what's up? perfect! perfect! ( cheers and applause ) oh! age cannot whither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety. ( band playing ) ( cheers and applause ) what's
"the late show with stephen colbert" is next. news continues >> in north carolina, fissmadis, now cd, aft losing the primary to state senator chuck edwards. it is a major rebuke of someone who was once seen as a rising star in the g.o.p., but whose political career fell, scandal after scandal. >> he accused members of the party of having orgies and-- and snorting cocaine. >> and now that he has lost, the republican caucus sings a fond farewell to representative...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert. folks, today, congress dropped episode three of the january 6th committee hearings, in prime time: 1:00 p.m. on a thursday. now, there was a bunch of video testimony, a lot of documents, a lot of questions of the two live witnesses. and this is what we learned: all the lawyers knew that overturning the election was a crime. they all told each other that they knew it was a crime. they all told everybody in the white house it was a crime, including the president. they told him, "sir, it's a crime." and he said, "thank you for clearing that up. now, let's go do that crime." some of the crimes were procedural and constitutional. a little light sedition among friends. some of them were more straightforward, like... what's the word... trying to murder mike pence. the first part of today's hearing focused on the now-infamous plan to have pence just reject biden's electors out of hand. that was concocted by disgraced lawyer and cotton swab seeing where you're about to stick him, john eastman.
i'm your host, stephen colbert. folks, today, congress dropped episode three of the january 6th committee hearings, in prime time: 1:00 p.m. on a thursday. now, there was a bunch of video testimony, a lot of documents, a lot of questions of the two live witnesses. and this is what we learned: all the lawyers knew that overturning the election was a crime. they all told each other that they knew it was a crime. they all told everybody in the white house it was a crime, including the president....
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>> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! tonight, breaking bad! plus stephen welcomes senator cory booker and musineeg jon batiste and "stay human." and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( theme song playing ) that was a good one. that was a good one. ( audience chanting ) >> stephen: please have a seat, ladies and gentlemen. welcome one and all to "the late show." i'm your shows stephen teach. hey -- ( cheers and applause ) -- quick question -- ho how was your wee certainly had an interesting one, because some of my staff had a memorable one. here's what happened: last week, i heard from my old colleague, triumph the insult comic dog. triumph offered to go to d.c. and interview some congress people to highlight the january 6 hearings. i said, "sure, if you can get anyone to agree to talk to you. because -- and please don't take this as an insult -- you're a puppet." ( laughter ) well, he did. democratic 'and' republican congresspeople agreed to talk to triumph. he's a bip
>> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! tonight, breaking bad! plus stephen welcomes senator cory booker and musineeg jon batiste and "stay human." and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( theme song playing ) that was a good one. that was a good one. ( audience chanting ) >> stephen: please have a seat, ladies and gentlemen. welcome one and all to "the late...
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i am your host, stephen colbert. the country-- ( cheers and applause ) this great country of ours is abuzz about the televised january 6th hearings. today, the committee members took a day off to explain drunk giuliani to their children. "you see, kids, when a man and a bottle love each other very much, they exchange a special kiss." ( laughter ) but i've got some difficult news for those of you who were planning to tune in to the hearings tomorrow morning for the latest chapter, because the january 6th committee has postponed wednesday's hearing. they promised us hearings! we an't let them get away with this! i'm storming the capitol! who's with me?! ( cheers and applause ) come on! i may have missed the spirit of this whole thing. the reason for the delay is, evidently, technical issues. as california representative zoe lofgren explained: >> putting together the video and exhibits is an exhausting exercise for our very small video staff. so we're trying to-- we were going to have one, two, three in one week, and it
i am your host, stephen colbert. the country-- ( cheers and applause ) this great country of ours is abuzz about the televised january 6th hearings. today, the committee members took a day off to explain drunk giuliani to their children. "you see, kids, when a man and a bottle love each other very much, they exchange a special kiss." ( laughter ) but i've got some difficult news for those of you who were planning to tune in to the hearings tomorrow morning for the latest chapter,...
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i am your host, stephen colbert. now i don't know-- ( cheers and applause ) i don't know about you, but i can not wait for the january 6th committee's live hearings on thursday in prime time. they are destined to go down in the annals of live tv, like the watergate hearings, the moon landing, and the time walter cronkite was swallowed by a python. ( laughter ) it's going to be an historic evening, which is why "the late show" will be going live, live, byghthere after the hearin can't keep down! you go live, we go live! come on! i'm tired already! >> jon: yeah, baby. >> stephen: i am preexhausted. now, here's the deal: all the major news outfits-- cbs, nbc, abc, msnbc, cnn-- will be covering the hearings live, while the fox news channel will stay with its usual primetime lineup. well, that's actually good. no, it's actually good. we'll hear directly from the people who planned the cou ( cheers and applause ) and shaun can just read his tweets. we're learning more about what to expect from the hearings, this thursday,
i am your host, stephen colbert. now i don't know-- ( cheers and applause ) i don't know about you, but i can not wait for the january 6th committee's live hearings on thursday in prime time. they are destined to go down in the annals of live tv, like the watergate hearings, the moon landing, and the time walter cronkite was swallowed by a python. ( laughter ) it's going to be an historic evening, which is why "the late show" will be going live, live, byghthere after the hearin can't...
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>> joe: stephen colbert is lying, of course. they were not being professional because they were in the building illegally. they had been escorted out and snuck back in. they were doing last-minute stuff in the hallways. they were banging on congressional doors at 8:30 at night and played the victim card, it was unpleasant for his staff. if a fox news crew committed the same crime, it would be covered wall to wall and snark level 1-10. these activists producers were not acting professionally and we'll be interested to see what happens. chad pergram says that -- let's see if justice is blind here. >> ashley: talk about this, too, msnbc host joy reid complaining about unfair treatment in the media. joy reid telling the root, i think she doesn't get to show her personality often enough and people haven't had a chance to get to know her, most media is white and male and their take on kamala harris becomes the take. do you think her approval rating is low because we don't know her or we know her? >> joe: how can we get to know the vic
>> joe: stephen colbert is lying, of course. they were not being professional because they were in the building illegally. they had been escorted out and snuck back in. they were doing last-minute stuff in the hallways. they were banging on congressional doors at 8:30 at night and played the victim card, it was unpleasant for his staff. if a fox news crew committed the same crime, it would be covered wall to wall and snark level 1-10. these activists producers were not acting...
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. >>> and here are tonight's guests on the late show with stephen colbert. adam >>> baseball up top, and these giants, hopefully the june swoon is over, because the last game of the month is in the books. get away game with detroit. lamont wade jr. off the injured list t was evan longoria who struck with a big fly. longo's eighth homer for the seen. things were falling longo's way. a broken bat smash. too much lumber for baez to handle. tied at one in the sixth. gabe kapler had a mound visit to check on wood. left him in. two pitches later, eric haas. a two-run homer. split a two-game series, but another one-run game. san francisco has dropped seven of their last ten games. next up, tony larussa's white sox at oracle park park on friday. spirited a's are wrapping up a series with the yankees. a couple of runners on, through to left. here came loriano. put up three runs in the eighth inning. led in the third. and john carlos stanton. he parks it. a three-run homer. it's what the yankees do. best record in the bigs. they scored five upanswered runs. they head
. >>> and here are tonight's guests on the late show with stephen colbert. adam >>> baseball up top, and these giants, hopefully the june swoon is over, because the last game of the month is in the books. get away game with detroit. lamont wade jr. off the injured list t was evan longoria who struck with a big fly. longo's eighth homer for the seen. things were falling longo's way. a broken bat smash. too much lumber for baez to handle. tied at one in the sixth. gabe kapler...
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. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight: hearing go again! plus, stephen welcomes: bryan cranston, senator raphael warnock, featuring jon batiste and "stay human." and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( theme song playing ) hello, louis. ( cheers and applause ) what's up? please, have a seat. ladies and gentlemen. welcome one and all in here, out there, all around the world, all the ships at sea to "the late show." i'm your host stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) today was episode two of the hot new reality show, "the january 6th committee hearings." we're all waiting to find out if the former president gets to go to the fantasy suite with lady justice. ( laughter ) she's blind, so he's got a shot. ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) episode one was a huge hit, because at least 20 million people watched thursday's hearing. we were live, okay? ( applause ) that's the kind audience of usually reserved for "sunday night football." and thursday's hearing featured
. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight: hearing go again! plus, stephen welcomes: bryan cranston, senator raphael warnock, featuring jon batiste and "stay human." and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( theme song playing ) hello, louis. ( cheers and applause ) what's up? please, have a seat. ladies and gentlemen. welcome one and all in here, out there, all around...
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." >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! tonight, stake your pardon! plus stephen welcomes beto o'rourke and matilda lawler, featuring jon batiste and "stay human." and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( theme song playing ) you better buckle up because we are almost live -- almost! oh! oh, my friends. hello! ( audience chants stephen ) getlemen! ♪♪ whoo! whoo! oh, it's electric in here. oh, my god the energy is unbelievable! you can feel it! we're riding a wave! oh... please have a seat. ladies and gentlemen, please have a seat up there. welcome to "the late show," ladies and gentlemen and girl wonder. ( cheers and applause ) we're going to change the world. i'm your host stephen colbert, and tonight -- ( cheers and applause ) thank you, my friends. thank you very much. and tonight, we're coming to you not quite live after today's january 6th committee hearings. today's installment was huge. gigantic. it was a super big-- (gulps) gulp! the committee painted a chilling and criminally insane port
." >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! tonight, stake your pardon! plus stephen welcomes beto o'rourke and matilda lawler, featuring jon batiste and "stay human." and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( theme song playing ) you better buckle up because we are almost live -- almost! oh! oh, my friends. hello! ( audience chants stephen ) getlemen! ♪♪ whoo! whoo! oh, it's electric in here....
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and now live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! (cheers and applause) (band playing) >> stephen: right there! oh! now we can get started. please, have a seat. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> stephen: happy thursday. hello, hello, hello, hello. >> audience: stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: hello! ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: wooo! thank you very much. please, please have a seat, everybody, thank you so much. hello, jon! >> jon: oh, yeah. >> stephen: hello, friends. welcome. welcome one and all. ladies and gentlemen, i welcome you all to "the late show." i am your host stephen colbert. (cheers and applause) you hear that jon? did you hear that? >> jon: yeah, i hear that. >> stephen: that can only mean one thing, we are live, ladies and gentlemen! (cheers and applause) coming to you live, coast to coast, all around the globe, after episode one of this summer's most compelling drama, the january 6 committee hearings. it's like "stranger things." we met the monster years ago, and we're pretty sure the russians are involved. (laugh
and now live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! (cheers and applause) (band playing) >> stephen: right there! oh! now we can get started. please, have a seat. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> stephen: happy thursday. hello, hello, hello, hello. >> audience: stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: hello! ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: wooo! thank you very much. please, please have a seat, everybody, thank you so much. hello, jon!...
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i am your host, stephen colbert. ladies and gentlemen-- ( cheers and applause ) we are coming to you just hours after the january 6th committee shocked the world with a hearing that can only be described as "coo-coo, awooga, psshhhh, wawawa, hatchi matchi!" and nobody, nobody saw this coming. they were scheduled to be in recess until the week of july 11. they hauled everybody back in from vacation! congressman bennie thompson was still wearing his floaties. ( laughter ) so why the urgency? the committee could not wait to share some hot new deets about what was going on in the white house on january 6, courtesy of former mark meadows top aide and future oscar-winning role for jennifer lawrence, cassidy hutchinson. now, we've seen hutchinson before in video testimony from last thursday's hearings, where she spilled the tea on the seditionist congressmen who asked for pardons. >> mr. gaetz and mr. brooks, i know both advocated for there to be a blanket pardon for members involved in that meeting. mr. gohmert asked for o
i am your host, stephen colbert. ladies and gentlemen-- ( cheers and applause ) we are coming to you just hours after the january 6th committee shocked the world with a hearing that can only be described as "coo-coo, awooga, psshhhh, wawawa, hatchi matchi!" and nobody, nobody saw this coming. they were scheduled to be in recess until the week of july 11. they hauled everybody back in from vacation! congressman bennie thompson was still wearing his floaties. ( laughter ) so why the...
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cbs says they were wrapping up shooting comedy for stephen colbert. hi, alexandria. reporter: it is an odd one because the comedy group was there to film a special or a segment about the january 6th hearings which, of course, pertain to the unlawful entry into a capitol building. that is now the same charge that the 7-person group is facing. >> when you see these people come into the capitol it just show that is the democrats are not serious. this is all political theater. reporter: group of 7 was working, of course, for the late night show with stephen colbert and arrested in the office building thursday night. sources tell fox news that earlier in the day they had been escorted out of a january 6th committee hearing because they lacked the proper press credentials. after being kicked out of the complex, they found a way back in. >> it's my understanding they were offered a way back into the house office building by a staffer who worked for the other member of congress. then they were -- they were -- they were actually seen -- they were actually seen banging on the
cbs says they were wrapping up shooting comedy for stephen colbert. hi, alexandria. reporter: it is an odd one because the comedy group was there to film a special or a segment about the january 6th hearings which, of course, pertain to the unlawful entry into a capitol building. that is now the same charge that the 7-person group is facing. >> when you see these people come into the capitol it just show that is the democrats are not serious. this is all political theater. reporter: group...
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schiff wants to be like sod badly that he will do anything to make stephen colbert happy. he was actually on colbert's show two weeks ago. >> we are not out of the woods. it would be one thing if what started on january 6th or democ. instigators can still just waltz right into the capitol and intimidate members of congress. and our colbert conspiring the press the cbs producer's mug shots from being released by capitol police? it wouldn't be the first time schiff colluded with the media to push a political agenda. while we work on getting those for you, we have commissioned a mugshot of triumph, the insult comic dog. we imagine this is what he looked like at the time of his arrest. "primetime" won't stop demanding the capitol police make the actual mug shots public. and you can help us, too. you can reach the head of capitol police jay thomas manger there on the screen 202-224-1677. be polite. but maybe he will take your calls because he is stonewalling fox. but who knows how long it will be or even if we get the mug shots because the left plays by a different set of rules
schiff wants to be like sod badly that he will do anything to make stephen colbert happy. he was actually on colbert's show two weeks ago. >> we are not out of the woods. it would be one thing if what started on january 6th or democ. instigators can still just waltz right into the capitol and intimidate members of congress. and our colbert conspiring the press the cbs producer's mug shots from being released by capitol police? it wouldn't be the first time schiff colluded with the media...
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the late show with stephen colbert is next. >> have a gre night. captioning sponsored by cbs >> there was another major decision from the supreme court involving prayer and schools. in a 6-3 vote, the court ruled in favor of a former high school football coach who lost his job after praying on the field with students after games. the latest ruling from the conservative majority court further narrows the separation between church and state. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> gather around, y'all. now, most of of you have heard about the ruling from the supreme court, that a coach has the constitutional right to express his religious views around his players.
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. ♪ this land belongs to me and me snoats it's the late show with stephen colbert! tonight ronan farrow, wanda sykes. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! (cheers and applause) . >> stephen: happy monday, what is up, lewis. good to sigh, good to sigh. >> hello, hello. hello. please v a seat. thank you. stephen: welcome to, "the late show." everybody here, everybody out there everybody watching from new zealand, i'm your host, stephen colbert. (cheers and applause) >> lovely people. >> stephen: now i don't know, i don't know if you guys were watching last week, since our last show, we've changed locations. on thursday, we were in the ed sullivan theater. and tonight, we're in medieval times everyone gets half a chicken and a pitcher of sprite. because on friday morning, led by samuel alito, the supreme court overturned roe v. wade, reversing almost 50 years of precedent. ( audience erupts in booing ) so, reproductive rights in america lasted for less time than the young and the
. ♪ this land belongs to me and me snoats it's the late show with stephen colbert! tonight ronan farrow, wanda sykes. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! (cheers and applause) . >> stephen: happy monday, what is up, lewis. good to sigh, good to sigh. >> hello, hello. hello. please v a seat. thank you. stephen: welcome to, "the late show." everybody here, everybody out there...
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another one stephen colbert didd it. will he be spending this yearid and a half in solitary? tell you monday i have the best weekend with the ones you love . welcome to this special edition of "hannity" on pbs tonight for sean. and we begin with that fox news alert because multiple people associated with stephen colbert's the late show wereer arrested yesterday at the u.s.da capitol and charged with illegal entry. here with the latest is our owne chad pergram chad. hagood evening, pete. well, seven people according to u.s. capitol police have beenbe arrested with unlawful entry. they were all associated
another one stephen colbert didd it. will he be spending this yearid and a half in solitary? tell you monday i have the best weekend with the ones you love . welcome to this special edition of "hannity" on pbs tonight for sean. and we begin with that fox news alert because multiple people associated with stephen colbert's the late show wereer arrested yesterday at the u.s.da capitol and charged with illegal entry. here with the latest is our owne chad pergram chad. hagood evening,...
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at least seven people who work for the comedian stephen colbert were arrested and jailed last night for breaching the capitol building. here what happens we know right now. capitol police were called around 8:30 for dispureb bans at the long worth house office building. these individuals, who we have confirmed work for the late show, were seen roaming the building while it was closed to visitors. capitol police say they did not have congressional ids and were not authorized to be walking around without an escort. they were booked and they spent the night in jail. congressional sources tell us they were filming a skit on the january 6th hearings and were banging on the doors of offices people like kevin mccarthy, jim jordan, republicans, you know the deal. one of the individuals robert smigle was pictured when he was in the capitol yesterday. smigle who is a comedian appeared on the colbert show several times as you can see here. the name of the others on capitol hill from the show are jake plunkett, allison martinez, tyrone dean, steven roman, nicolett that green, brendan hurley, josh c
at least seven people who work for the comedian stephen colbert were arrested and jailed last night for breaching the capitol building. here what happens we know right now. capitol police were called around 8:30 for dispureb bans at the long worth house office building. these individuals, who we have confirmed work for the late show, were seen roaming the building while it was closed to visitors. capitol police say they did not have congressional ids and were not authorized to be walking around...
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this could be a rating bonanza for stephen colbert. because everybody now is gonna want to see this. um and, um and that, my guess is they're going to market the #### out of it. and people are gonna tune in and they're gonna watch and it will have a 2nd and 3rd life on social. video of what the tmz crew are what the late show crew was shooting at the time of the arrest has yet to be released. it's not clear if the video was actually confiscated by police. discovery bay is a popular place to enjoy the water when the temperatures rise, but right now people are told the thing twice, plus. shops in union square, hoping to pick up the pace once again, i look at how live music brought some extra foot traffic to the heart of the city. and we had a couple of record highs today. temperatures tomorrow slightly cooler, but still pretty hot inland. we'll see you back here with the full forecast. tonight or investigating an armed robbery that led to a shooting around 5 45. tonight officers were called to the area of hartford road near rutherford dr
this could be a rating bonanza for stephen colbert. because everybody now is gonna want to see this. um and, um and that, my guess is they're going to market the #### out of it. and people are gonna tune in and they're gonna watch and it will have a 2nd and 3rd life on social. video of what the tmz crew are what the late show crew was shooting at the time of the arrest has yet to be released. it's not clear if the video was actually confiscated by police. discovery bay is a popular place to...
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i am your host, stephen colbert. now-- ( cheers and applause ) folks, if you watch this show regularly, and i hope you do, you know that i try to have a pretty positive outlook on the world, such as it is. i see the glass as half full. i don't always know what the liquid is, and i'm definitely not drinking it-- but it's half full. but current events have me a little unsettled, a little-- a little flurpy about america's future. and i'm not alone, because according to a recent cbs news/ yougov/ mountain dew: code red poll, "america's mood is uneasy and worried." things are so stressful, our national bird is now the balding eagle. ( laughter ) so-- it looks good. long may he wave. ( cheers and applause ) just going to shave it? ( laughter ) according to the poll, 74% of americans say things in america are going badly, and 65% of americans say that when important things come up, president biden is slow to act. well, yeah! he's 79! ( laughter ) at his age, if he moves too fast, he'll get bruised by his shirt. ( laughter )
i am your host, stephen colbert. now-- ( cheers and applause ) folks, if you watch this show regularly, and i hope you do, you know that i try to have a pretty positive outlook on the world, such as it is. i see the glass as half full. i don't always know what the liquid is, and i'm definitely not drinking it-- but it's half full. but current events have me a little unsettled, a little-- a little flurpy about america's future. and i'm not alone, because according to a recent cbs news/ yougov/...
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jon: seven members of the stephen colbert production team are arrested by the u.s. capitol police tuesday night for illegally entering a house office building. the incident has sparked and he and debate about security for lawmakers and other top officials in washington, alexandria hoff has details on that. >> there's a lot of ironing here because the group was there to film a auto be about the januarn the unlawful retreat into the capital which is the same charge is facing. >> you see these people come into the capital, it shows that the democrats are not serious, this is all political theater. >> the group of seven was working for the late show of stephen colbert and arrested and the office building thursday night sources tell fox news earlier in the day they had been exported out of the generally six committee hearing because they lacked proper press credentials. after being kicked out, they found a way back in. >> is my understanding they were offered a way back into the building by a staffer who worked through the other member of congress than they were actually
jon: seven members of the stephen colbert production team are arrested by the u.s. capitol police tuesday night for illegally entering a house office building. the incident has sparked and he and debate about security for lawmakers and other top officials in washington, alexandria hoff has details on that. >> there's a lot of ironing here because the group was there to film a auto be about the januarn the unlawful retreat into the capital which is the same charge is facing. >> you...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert. now-- ( cheers and applause ) folks, i don't know about you, but i am past ready for our elected officials to take any action at all on guns, okay? ( cheers and applause ) and there are things-- there are some bedrock things that they could do. and there are only two stumbling blocks: elected. officials. because, despite the horrific shootings in uvalde, texas, the senate just skipped town for a two-week break without any action on guns. chuck schumer had planned on pushing through a vote to get everyone on the record, but yesterday he bailed, explaining there was no point in doing so, given that republican opposition was already "crystal clear." well, he's just following the old adage: "if at first, you don't succeed, bye-ee!" ( laughter ) the new idea-- the new idea being floated out there is that schumer and mitch mcconnell are going to appoint people to work on a bipartisan approach, but no one is all that optimistic. least of all, indiana republican senator mike braun, seen here
i'm your host, stephen colbert. now-- ( cheers and applause ) folks, i don't know about you, but i am past ready for our elected officials to take any action at all on guns, okay? ( cheers and applause ) and there are things-- there are some bedrock things that they could do. and there are only two stumbling blocks: elected. officials. because, despite the horrific shootings in uvalde, texas, the senate just skipped town for a two-week break without any action on guns. chuck schumer had planned...
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and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hello! hello! oh. so nice to see you. hello. good to see you. hello. what's up? hello. ( cheers and applause ) happy monday. welcome one and all. thank you, marcus, very kind. thank you, sir. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host stephen colbert ( cheers and applause ) ladies and gentlemen, i am back, baby! covid -- ( cheers and applause ) come on! two times! covid's not gonna keep this guy down... more than twice. here's what happened: i had covid, i got over covid, then covid staged a gritty reboot in my lungs. but i'm back and i'm happy to be back. ( cheers and applause ) i miss these lovely people. miss y'all. while i'm happy to be back, i'm sad to say that the number one story today is not only tragic, it is tragically common. because the attack in buffalo this weekend is not the first overtly racist mass shooting this country has witnessed in recent years. it's a truly horrific crime, and of course, our hearts are with the victims, their f
and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hello! hello! oh. so nice to see you. hello. good to see you. hello. what's up? hello. ( cheers and applause ) happy monday. welcome one and all. thank you, marcus, very kind. thank you, sir. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host stephen colbert ( cheers and applause ) ladies and gentlemen, i am back, baby! covid -- ( cheers and applause ) come on!...
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this is almost beyond belief rate we learned that last night producers for stephen colbert show at cvs committed insurrection of the united states capital. adam schiff, the congressman fo california that spent the last year in half are a kook, adding shift illegally, gave producers from cvs access to the capital, and then the group, which includes this shows senior remained in the house and the law office building after hours in the point of them being ther was then to harass sitting members of congress. u.s. capitol police say they go a call about a disturbance abou 8:30 p.m. and told us respondin officers observed seven individuals unescorted and without congressional id there they then arrested them and charge them with unlawful entry into the capitol complex for th exact same charge that many january 6 defendants faced. we will get right to it, it is likely some members of the team will be held in solitary confinement for ear in a half without being charged why? because this is an insurrection. joking aside, how could they no be held for a year in a half in solitary confinement wit
this is almost beyond belief rate we learned that last night producers for stephen colbert show at cvs committed insurrection of the united states capital. adam schiff, the congressman fo california that spent the last year in half are a kook, adding shift illegally, gave producers from cvs access to the capital, and then the group, which includes this shows senior remained in the house and the law office building after hours in the point of them being ther was then to harass sitting members of...
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they were all associated with the late show with stephen colbert on cbs. they came yesterdaythco for thee six committee hearing in the cannon house office building. now fox has confirmed that the group came to the house office buildings to interview two members of the one six committee, adam schiff and stephanie murphy. t they also interviewed massachusetts democrat jake auchinclossmeme. auchincloss is not on the one- six committee6 capitol police showed the food the group awayfm from the one six committee hearing area because they did not have proper press credentials. fox has toldnot a house radio v gallery denied them credentials because they are notot news. however, fox has confirmed that the group was letho back into the longworth house office building by an aide tousn auchincloss after four p.m. fox has told the aide thought they had more interviews to do. they remained in the house office buildings unattended for hours. the group was arrested after the building closed the rest came around eight. thirty p.m. eastern time . they were near the office o
they were all associated with the late show with stephen colbert on cbs. they came yesterdaythco for thee six committee hearing in the cannon house office building. now fox has confirmed that the group came to the house office buildings to interview two members of the one six committee, adam schiff and stephanie murphy. t they also interviewed massachusetts democrat jake auchinclossmeme. auchincloss is not on the one- six committee6 capitol police showed the food the group awayfm from the one...
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we begin with that fox news alert because multiple people associated with stephen colbert the late show were arrested yesterday at the u.s. capitol and charged with illegal entry. here with the latest is ted program carried chad. >> good evening, pete. seven people according to u.s. capitol police have been arrested with unlawful entry, they were all associated with the late show with stephen colbert on cbs. they came yesterday for the 1-6. they came to the house office buildings to interview two members of the 1-6 committee, adam schiff and stephanie murph bear they also interviewed massachusetts democrat he is no the 1-6 committee. capitol police showed they grou away from the 1-6 committee hearing area because they did not have proper press credentials. they told the denied them credentials because they are no news, however, fox has confirme the group was led back into the long with house office building by an aide after 4:00 p.m., fox told the aide thought they had more interviews to do. they remained in the house office buildings unattended for hours. the group was arrested after t
we begin with that fox news alert because multiple people associated with stephen colbert the late show were arrested yesterday at the u.s. capitol and charged with illegal entry. here with the latest is ted program carried chad. >> good evening, pete. seven people according to u.s. capitol police have been arrested with unlawful entry, they were all associated with the late show with stephen colbert on cbs. they came yesterday for the 1-6. they came to the house office buildings to...
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. >> now to stephen colbert to laugh off last week's arrest with several of his chosen staff members on capitol grounds. >> thursday evening after they finish their interviews, they were doing last-minute puppetry and triumphant and my folks approached and detained by the capitol police, which actually isn't surprising. the capitol police are much more cautious than they were say 18 months ago. [laughter] and for a very good reason. my staff was just doing their job. everyone was very professional. everyone was very calm. my staffers was detained, processed, and released. a very unpleasant experience for my staff. >> congressman jim jordan drawing contrast to democrats treating the capital tourist before january 6th. in a letter to capitol police, the reporter gained access back to the building through representative adam schiff. much has been made lately about unauthorized access to health office buildings unlike two micra allegations of reconnaissance towards however the events on june 16th, actually resulted in arrest for unlawful entry. jordan is also questioning why lawmakers on
. >> now to stephen colbert to laugh off last week's arrest with several of his chosen staff members on capitol grounds. >> thursday evening after they finish their interviews, they were doing last-minute puppetry and triumphant and my folks approached and detained by the capitol police, which actually isn't surprising. the capitol police are much more cautious than they were say 18 months ago. [laughter] and for a very good reason. my staff was just doing their job. everyone was...
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when will we see stephen colbert testify? he incited a mob of producers who breached the capitol and interfered with the democratic process. will anybody be shackled like peter navarro? we don't know. we are going to find out. we aren't going to let this go. can you help. the head of the capitol police is chief jay thomas manger called him 202-224-1677. for some reason he doesn't like "primetime," i don't know everybody likes "primetime." i don't know what's wrong with the chief. congressman jim jordan is the republican judiciary committee ranking member and he joins us now. so, do you expect to see surveillance footage and mug shots? are we going to get any cooperation from capitol hill police? they certainly cooperated with the january 6th committee. >> yeah. we'll see. that's why we sent the letter, jesse. we would like to note same questions you asked. we would like to know who these individuals are. what happened to them. what exactly they were charged with and maybe most importantly what the video shows. the real take a
when will we see stephen colbert testify? he incited a mob of producers who breached the capitol and interfered with the democratic process. will anybody be shackled like peter navarro? we don't know. we are going to find out. we aren't going to let this go. can you help. the head of the capitol police is chief jay thomas manger called him 202-224-1677. for some reason he doesn't like "primetime," i don't know everybody likes "primetime." i don't know what's wrong with the...
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the late show with stephen colbert airing an old episode last night. cbs offered this response saying, quote, after leaving members offices on the last interview of the day, there were final comedy elements in the hall and >> by capitol police. they will face additional charges. pete: we are debating this story, the value of parades. will is anti-parade. rachel: that's not very american. will: all i am saying is nobody said the parade is today. will: every one of my kids. pete: your better argument is here comes another politician down the parade. sean duffy was popular but no one was like here comes another politician. rachel: depends who the politician is. if he is handsome it looks like a lumberjack. pete: than the ladies are swooning. will: debating whether a parade is overrated. we are talking the security procedures on capitol hill. the obvious takeaways the disconnect between the hyperbolic threat to national security that is whatever is happening at the capitol versus comic the insult dog doing what he wants. is this a serious violation of secu
the late show with stephen colbert airing an old episode last night. cbs offered this response saying, quote, after leaving members offices on the last interview of the day, there were final comedy elements in the hall and >> by capitol police. they will face additional charges. pete: we are debating this story, the value of parades. will is anti-parade. rachel: that's not very american. will: all i am saying is nobody said the parade is today. will: every one of my kids. pete: your...
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"the late show with stephen colbert" is next. >> streaming on cbs news bay - [announcer] the following program is sponsored by food for the poor. - [woman] it's so difficult to look at my children who are so hungry and i can't give them food. - [child] when we don't find food to eat, i feel like fainting. - [woman] i cry when i see my child has so many problems because i stand here with empty hands. - i'm scared because the trucks aren't careful. the other day i saw a little boy...
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it's all political theater. >> the group of 7 was working for the late show with stephen colbert and had been inside the capitol earlier in the day and arrested in the office house building thursday night after closed to visitors. >> and it's my understanding they were offered a way back into the house buildings by a staffer who worked for the other member of congress. then they were -- they were -- they were actually seen -- they were actually seen banging on the doors of people like kevin mccarthy's office, jim jordan's office. alex: so here is what happened. sources tell fox news that earlier in the day the group had been escorted out of january 6th committee because they lacked proper press credentials. after kicked out of capitol complex, they found a way back in and we were told aide of massachusetts congressman who let the group to go out unattended and came from chad who was the first on the story. the puppeteer behind the comic was ins to report a segment but, quote, after leaving the members' office on the last interview of the day the production team stayed to film standup
it's all political theater. >> the group of 7 was working for the late show with stephen colbert and had been inside the capitol earlier in the day and arrested in the office house building thursday night after closed to visitors. >> and it's my understanding they were offered a way back into the house buildings by a staffer who worked for the other member of congress. then they were -- they were -- they were actually seen -- they were actually seen banging on the doors of people...
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so to go on there and stephen don't make stephen colbert to say oh, yes, this is an important point you are making an obviously our moral is down. these host and to declare this in such a way that is completely wrong and then max boot, war mongering who is someone, no understanding of the american founding. to come into this debate and say this is tyranny of the minority issue, no, it's not. it is taking something that always should have been, decided by the states, their representatives, there are voters and giving it back to them here that is a good thing. trust the people, trust the people. they can make these determinations for themselves, and they do not need to have them decided on high by a bunch of people in robespierre that is something an official ultimately and surprising in terms of the fact we can live together, we can disagree. we can have fundamental disagreements, but we can live together as americans. >> dagen: max boot, when boot is not a noun, it is a verb and i don't mean kick. one thing this captures people who live in states outside of the deep blue bubble of new y
so to go on there and stephen don't make stephen colbert to say oh, yes, this is an important point you are making an obviously our moral is down. these host and to declare this in such a way that is completely wrong and then max boot, war mongering who is someone, no understanding of the american founding. to come into this debate and say this is tyranny of the minority issue, no, it's not. it is taking something that always should have been, decided by the states, their representatives, there...
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>> stephen colbert had stephen colbert on. what are you thinking? she's an extremist, talking about setting up tents just for abortions, that makes a lot of sense. kennedy: why not snacks? >> or why not pet a buffalo? there's a lot of them that need fed. i don't even know what it would be. there are buffalo and the yellowstone park, have you not been there? kennedy: not recently i love at the. >> and your from the northwest so i shouldn't even talking about that, i'm from an island. long island so i would say this, i think most of the country is fed up, we live election to election, he won this time? i'll see you in two years, who will shock you and make you pay for it. we will investigate you and do this. i've met more people fed up with what's going on right now because most of the things are preventable, he can't stop the pandemic support anthony fauci could probably have. some supply-side issues, supply chain issues to be tough to deal with but gas so hi, he can't order anything and get it delivered, you can't get baby formula, we are overseas f
>> stephen colbert had stephen colbert on. what are you thinking? she's an extremist, talking about setting up tents just for abortions, that makes a lot of sense. kennedy: why not snacks? >> or why not pet a buffalo? there's a lot of them that need fed. i don't even know what it would be. there are buffalo and the yellowstone park, have you not been there? kennedy: not recently i love at the. >> and your from the northwest so i shouldn't even talking about that, i'm from an...