TIF throws her head back and does a high-pitched raptor scream. The room hoots, screams, and cheers with her, still banging on tables.
Jeff Younger: (completely unfazed by this unprompted insanity) I want the world to see this!
He holds his mic out towards her.
TIF: (screaming to be heard over the noise) YES! MY NAME IS [UNINTELLIGIBLE]. I'M 17 YEARS OLD! I'M A POLITICAL SCIENCE MAJOR! MY PRONOUNS ARE HE/HIM/THEY! AND I'M TRANS!! SO YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND GET THE FUCK OFF MY CAMPUS, NOW!!
Jeff Younger: (almost smiling at this point, because she's proving his point all by herself) There's no such thing as a trans person!