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(drumroll)

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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

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♪ Catscratch ♪

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♪ Gordon and Waffle
and Mr. Blik ♪

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♪ When the old lady died,
she left them rich ♪

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♪ A mansion, cars,
life's a kick ♪

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♪ Catscratch ♪

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♪ Catscratch ♪
♪ Catscratch ♪

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♪ Catscratch ♪
♪ Catscratch ♪

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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

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♪ Catscratch ♪

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♪ Yes, when it comes to cash,
they've quite a bit ♪

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♪ Anything they want,
they take their pick ♪

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♪ But the trouble they're in
just never quits ♪

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♪ When it comes to brains,
they're a little bit thick ♪

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♪ Catscratch ♪
♪ Catscratch ♪

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♪ Catscratch ♪
♪ Catsratch ♪

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♪ Oh, Catscratch ♪

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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

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♪ Catscratch! ♪

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(laughing)

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There. Perfect.

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Just like a fancy,
royal gentleman.

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Uh, Human Kimberly,

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I'm happy to help you,
but, uh, could you hurry.

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I'm a bit worried that...

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BLIK:
Hello, Gordo.

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(gasps)

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Blik, kindly leave.

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We're busy here.

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What's wrong?

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Worried someone might
see you and yell,

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"Pony Girl!

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Look at the
pony girl!"

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"I've got frilly pants
and a bonnet!

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I look like a little
girl on a pony."

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Great gophers,
cease your rantings.

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What's wrong?

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Are thoueth upseth with meith
calling you pony girl?

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Stop it! Stop.

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That's it.

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Gordon, I haven't finished.

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I'm sorry,
Human Kimberly.

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I cannot take it anymore!

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Of course not,

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because you're
a pony girl!

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(laughing)

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Thanks a lot, Blik.

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Thanks for ruining
my art project.

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You... you pointy-eared
ball of gopher barf!

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Gopher barf?

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Yeah.

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You stink breath,

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bucket of chicken-
footed dog tails!

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Chicken-footed dog tails?

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(fireworks exploding)

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Why, that's genius.

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Human Kimberly!

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How did I never see it?

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What a firebrand.

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What a thunderbolt.

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Ah.

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She must be mine.

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Mine, mine, mine.

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Hey, Mr. Blik.

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Look what I won
in a box of cereal.

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A really big box.

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Maybe we could play...

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Mr. Blik?

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Dar, who does he think
he is, Hovis?

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More.

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I'm twice the cat

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that blackened ball
of tar will ever be.

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More.

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Oh, no,

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if you've come to apologize,

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you bloated heathen,
you can just...

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What's wrong with you?

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Not a thing.

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I'm in love.

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You?

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(laughing)

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Impossible.

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What kind of swamp-dwelling
she-beast could you love?

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One called the
Human Kimberly.

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Hey!

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Mmm.

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The Human Kimberly
loves me.

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She's outgrown you.

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She needs a cat
who's going places.

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A leader.
What she needs is
a cat with a heart,

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not a lump of coal.

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HOVIS:
Might I suggest

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that love is not a competition,

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but something to be cultivated
like a shrub.

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You will never have her!

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We'll see about that.

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I want to play.

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What can I do?

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Keep score!
Keep score!

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Mr. Blik, what
are you...

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I, I came over
to apologize.

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Oh, and I also brought
you a little trifle.

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Wow.
Yes,

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exquisite, aren't they?

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I thought you deserved...

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Oh, sure, anybody can buy
expensive trinkets.

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But can you grow beautiful
orchids with love

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from your own garden?

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Ooh, what are
they wrapped in?

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Fluffy.
Badger fur.

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Badger fur wins it.

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(grunting and stammering)

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Behold, direct

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from the magicy forest,
a chrimadon.

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Mythical creature
of sparkles

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and really big eyes,
all yours.

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(donkey braying)

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Want to see something
truly magical?

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(buzzing)

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A unicorn!

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Go ahead, touch it.

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It's soft as
a wee baby's bottom.

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Wee baby's bottom wins it!

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All right.

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No more playing around!

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See that big shiny
thing in the sky?

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You mean the moon?

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If you say so.

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Keep your eyes on it.

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The moon is now your heart.

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Yeah!

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Top that, back shaver!

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You think you're
the only one

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with a space-altering
plasma cannon?

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What's it doing?

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Sucking matter out
of the universe,

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creating a series
of black holes,

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which will rearrange stars
in the shape of your face.

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(gasps)

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Sorry, Mr. Blik.

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(small horn tooting)

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Gee, Gordon, thanks for
the black hole star thingie.

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It's really neat.

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(chuckles)

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It's nothing.

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Want to come over
tomorrow to play?

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I'm all yours.

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(growling softly)

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This isn't over!

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Oh, Human Kimberly.

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You smite my heart.

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Fatty McQuid
will never win you.

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We belong together!

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We...
(screaming)

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(groans)

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KIMBERLY:
Mr. Blik?

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Are you okay?

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(chuckles):
Of course.

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I'm a tough guy, leader type.

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I can take anything.

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(braying)

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(screaming)

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Oh, Mr. Blik!

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I'm fine, I tell you.

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Walk it off.
Walk it off.

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'Cause if you were hurt,
I'd have to take you

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to my special Kimberly Hospital
for love and care.

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Kimberly Hospital?

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My ankle!

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Ow!

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Cold!

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So cold.

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Feel faint.
Just hold onto me.

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Hmm?
I'll make Mr.
Fuzzypants all better.

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(giggling)

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No, it cannot be!

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It cannot be!

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(sobbing)

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Oh, Waffle, how could she do it?

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(blowing)

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Hey, Gordon, try this.

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Lots of girls like tissue heads.

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There is only one
bonny lass for me,

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and I must honor her choice.

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And she has chosen... Blik.

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(sobbing)

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Alas...

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there is nothing
left for me here.

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How are you
feeling, Mr. Blik?

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Getting better.

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Now, don't move while I finish
with the ribbons in your hair.

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Ribbons?

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You have to look good for tea
and muffins with Mr. Kippy,

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Colonel Rufus
and Lady Nickynam.

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(mutters)

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What is this?

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Gumdrop tea time.

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But where's the thunderbolt?

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Where's the firebrand?

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Say something mean.

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(giggling):
Silly kitty.

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(laughter)

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Welcome to the club.

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(gasps)

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(screaming)

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What's his deal?

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Gordon, you can't leave.

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My life has no meaning
without the Human Kimberly.

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I'm going to a place
where no one can find me--

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the stars.

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BLIK:
Gordon!

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Thank goodness
I found you.

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You have to take
Human Kimberly back!

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It's too late, Blik.

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She wants you,
and I want what she wants.

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You can't leave
me with her!

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She did things to me.

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She made me have gumdrop tea
with Lady Nickynam.

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It was horrible.

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My mind is made up.

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No!

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Listen to me.
(hissing)

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Do you hear hissing?

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Oh, that's just the fuse.

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(Blik and Gordon screaming)

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Don't let go, Gordon!

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Me great Scottish fingers
cannot hold on much longer!

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(screaming)

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Gordon, she just took
me 'cause I got hurt.

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You're the one
she belongs with, not me.

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What? Then...

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Great gopher,
there's still hope!

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A reason to carry on!

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(rumbling)

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(screaming)

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Asteroids!

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From the moon you blew up!

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Controls aren't responding.

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It's like something's
pulling us in!

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(screams):
Oh, no.

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The black hole!

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(screaming)

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Waffle, where's Blik?

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Blik gone, Gordon gone!

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Trapped in a rocket,
headed for your face!

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What?

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I need to save them!

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Fire in the hole!

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(straining)

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KIMBERLY:
Fire in the hole!

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It's the Human
Kimberly!

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Look at her go!
Untethered.

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Wild and free.

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Aye, she's trying
to save me!

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No, she's not, you fool.

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She's trying to save me.

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That's my girl.

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I think I can turn them around
with one good shot!

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You said she
was mine!

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Forget what I said!
She's mine!

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(screaming)

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That was a close...

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BOTH:
Human Kimberly!

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Are you all right?

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Yeah!
Yeah!

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Let me take
you inside

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and love you back to
goodness, you poor kitty.

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Okay?

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Yes, but only if we can have
tea with Lady Nickynam.

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(both sobbing)