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NARRATOR:
Ah, beautiful springtime.

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A time of fun and frolic
for most...

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but not for this poor slob.

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Oh, what
a beautiful day.

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And here I am

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trapped in a prison
of high cholesterol.

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( bell dings )

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Oh! No one ever comes in
on Sunday.

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( bell dings )

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Oh! Why can't Mr. Krabs
just let us go home?

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( bell dings )

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Oh...!

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( dings )

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( giggling )

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SpongeBob, stop ringing
this bell.

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I was just testing it.

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I will ring the bell
when there's an order.

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But...

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there's no customers!

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There hasn't been one all day
and there isn't going to be any!

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Ooh...!
( bell dings )

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One Krabby Patty coming up!

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No... oof!

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( clattering )

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That sounds like
me money dropping.

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What's going on
out here?!

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My babies!

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Get away, barbarian!

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What have you done?

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Nice clean money... soiled!

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I'll take care of you.

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Papa clean you up.

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Clear the way!

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No, no, no,
don't cry, little ones.

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What's wrong,
Mr. Krabs?

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Me dime!

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Oh...

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No...!

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I got it, boy.

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What the...?

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It's stuck!

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You got to help me,
SpongeBob!

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You've got to let go
of the dime.

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I can think
of ten good reasons

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to never let go
of a dime, boy.

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There's got to be
another way!

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Grab me captain's
quarters and heave!

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( both grunting )

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( grunting )

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Me arms...!

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Oh, no, not again!

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( grunts )

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( clanging and grunting )

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( groans )

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( clink )

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( groans )

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Wait...

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Squidward...

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I'm putting you
in charge

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of things around here
while I'm gone.

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You can count on me, sir!

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Take care, hurry back.

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Get well soon.

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You're in our thoughts.

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Takes more muscles to
frown than to smile.

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Okay, SpongeBob,
let's get down to business.

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My first official act
as new manager

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is to give you
a promotion.

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Oh! Really?

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You get to run
the cash register.

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The cash register...?

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Wow!

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Squidward, who's going to
work the grill?

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You are-- it's part
of the promotion
I mentioned earlier.

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You'll be wearing
two hats now.

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You're going to
take the orders

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then you're going to
make them!

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Oh...

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This is the best day of my life.

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Me, too.

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But wait, if I'm running
the register and the grill

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what are you going to do?

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I've got some
very important

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boss-like
errands to run.

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See you later.

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Squidward!

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What?

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You forgot

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to teach me how to use...

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the cash register...

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You push the button
and put the money inside.

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Okay, you're on your own.

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I can't believe
this is really happening.

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Today I start living!

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Well, Squidward, you've really
outdone yourself this time.

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A beautiful day of relaxing
and pampering... with pay.

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Hmm... guess I do feel
kind of bad

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for poor little SpongeBob

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all by his lonesome...

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Oh, oh, it will pass.

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He's probably just
standing at the register

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with that stupid grin
on his face.

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Hey, SpongeBob!

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Hey, Patrick!

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Hey, SpongeBob

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could you give me
change for a quarter?

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No problem!

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Here you go!

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Thanks!

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I forgot to tell him

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how to make change! Oh...!

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Sponge...

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Bob...

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Hmm... Phew.

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Hi, Squidward.
All done with those errands?

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No, I am not.

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I just remembered

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I needed change
for this dollar.

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Do you want four quarters

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or ten dimes, or 20 nickels,
or 100 pennies

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or one quarter, three dimes,
seven nickels and ten pennies

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or, if you give me a five-dollar
bill, your options are...

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All right! Goodbye.

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This is great.

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My day off, no worries,
just relaxation.

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I'm the boss, I deserve this.

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Ah...

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( thinking ):
Everything will be fine.

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There won't be
any customers today anyway.

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He'll probably just
stand there bored. ( chuckles )

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SpongeBob, bored. ( chuckles )

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Uh... getting kind of bored.

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Ah... ( snoring )

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Aah, ooh!

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( puffing )

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( gibbering )

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Oh, what am I doing?

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I am wasting valuable relaxing
time, that's what I'm doing!

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I mean, really,
what are the odds?

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SpongeBob setting
the Krusty Krab on fire?

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( laughs )

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( siren wailing )

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Aah!

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( panting )

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May I help you, sir?

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It's me, you dunce!

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Oh, hi, Squidward!

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How are those errands going?

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What's that supposed to mean?

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I'm very busy.

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I'm sure you are.

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I don't like your tone.

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( higher-pitched ):
I'm sure you are.

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( normal voice ):
How's that?

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Just do your jobs!

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Aye-aye, Mr. Tentacles.

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( muttering )

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Boy, no wonder Mr. Krabs
put him in charge.

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Must... re... lax!

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( sighs )

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Look at yourself.

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You're losing your bluish glow.

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Stop worrying so much.

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Now, repeat after me.

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You will not go back
to the Krusty Krab.

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I will destroy the Krusty Krab!

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Aah!

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SpongeBob!

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Have you finished...?
No!

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That's it!

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No matter what sick fantasies
run through my mind

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I will not go back
to that restaurant!

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( panting )

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Have you finished those errands?

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( panting )

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( panting )

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Have you finished those errands?

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( panting )

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Have you finished
those errands?

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( panting )

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Have you finished those errands?

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( panting )

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Have you finished

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those errands?

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Have you finished
those errands?

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Have you finished
those errands?

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Have you finished
those errands?

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Errands, errands...

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Errands, errands, errands...

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Have you finished those errands?

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Have you finished those errands?

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Have you finished those errands?

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No, I am not finished
with those errands

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and I never will be,
so quit checking up on me!

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I know what you're up to.

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Forcing me to come back here
every time you mess up!

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But I haven't...

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Maybe you haven't

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messed up yet

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but you will.

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You will...

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And when you do,
I'll be there.

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I'll be there!

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( laughing wildly )

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Gosh, Squidward
sure is a hard worker.

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He makes me proud
to wear these hats.

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There! Now I'll have to stay
here and enjoy myself!

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( laughs )

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I'm not even going to think
about you-know-who

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at the you-know-what
doing I-don't-care.

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( laughs )

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Just gonna... relax.

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Let Squid's day off... begin.

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( SpongeBob laughing )

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What was that?

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( SpongeBob laughing )

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It's SpongeBob.

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He's spying on me to see if I'm
really doing errands. ( laughs )

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But he left his post.
( laughs )

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And I've finally caught him
messing up. ( laughs )

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Aha! I caught you, Sponge...

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Branch.

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( scratches like
SpongeBob laughing )

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Ha... here's the rubber duck
Mr. Krabs wanted me to get.

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I got you now!

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Wait till Mr. Krabs
finds out you're a... toilet.

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You're losing it, Squidward.

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Calm down.

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If I let this get to me again

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I'll just end up running down
to the Krusty Krab

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bursting through the front door

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up to that yellow headache,
SpongeBob, and he'll say...

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Hi, Squidward.

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Are you finished with
those errands yet?

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Aha!

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I know you're in here.

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( gasps )

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He's headed back
to the Krusty Krab!

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I'll beat him there!

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( panting )

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I've got you now, SpongeBob!

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Hey, put
some clothes on!

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The truth will be revealed!

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Whoa-ho,
right on, Squidward!

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Okay, Mr. Krabs.

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Get plenty of rest

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and if things
don't seem right,
come back.

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Thanks, Doc.

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( laughing wildly )

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SpongeBob, you can't...

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( laughing wildly )

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Aha!

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I caught you now!

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You didn't think I knew

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you were a stick
outside my window! Ha!

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Or the toilet in my bathroom!

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And then you were
in my bathtub, and I...

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and you... and I...

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and then you... swam...
down the drain...

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and... beat me
to the Krusty Krab.

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Uh, does that
mean you're...?

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Yes, SpongeBob.

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I am finished
with those errands.

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I guess I want to take
my place back

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at the cash register.

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I really do.

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Then you might want to
put these on.

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Hmm...

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Hey, Squidward, you know what?

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Look, we forgot to switch
the "Closed" sign to "Open."

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It's almost like we could have
taken the whole day off!

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( laughing )