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Poster: choad Date: Nov 5, 2007 4:38pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Dictionary.com Definition

Here is choad defined:

choad

/chohd/ n. Synonym for `penis' used in alt.tasteless and popularized by the denizens thereof. They say: "We think maybe it's from Middle English but we're all too damned lazy to check the OED." [I'm not. It isn't. --ESR] This term is alleged to have been inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to have been recently sighted in the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that `choad' is in fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to `fuck'; it is therefore likely to have entered English slang via the British Raj.

Earlier today there were a bunch of you baffoons acting like choads. Like my Dad used to say, "if you're gonna act like a choad, expect to be treated like a choad."

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Poster: daliguana Date: Nov 5, 2007 4:54pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Dictionary.com Definition

Oh, the dragon's balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave / Then I sliced his fucking cockles with my long and shiny blade / 'Twas I who fucked the dragon, fuckalye sing fuckaloo / And if you try to fuck with me then I shall fuck you too / Gotta get it on in the party zone / I gotsta shoot a load in party zone / Gotta lick a toad in the party zone / Gotta suck a choad in the party zone!

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Nov 6, 2007 7:01am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Dictionary.com Definition

Sir, the issues put forth in your reply are only slightly less disturbing than those bandied about for most of yesterday.


I like it.

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Poster: choad Date: Nov 6, 2007 10:28am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Dictionary.com Definition

I like it myself. Anytime you can get a dragons ball and fucking cockles into a poem, you know you are dealing with a masterpiece.

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Poster: daliguana Date: Nov 6, 2007 6:11pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Dictionary.com Definition

I'd love to take credit for that, but that is Jack Black in Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny.