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Poster: cream-puff-war Date: Aug 1, 2009 10:50am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Curse of the GRATEFUL DEAD Keyboard Players....hmmmm

I live on a remote, semi-rural (opossum, skunk, crows and raccoons seen near my house. No pigeons fly or reside within a half mile.) hill in San Francisco.

It's very quiet, but at any moment a cool Harley-Davidson (property of our long-time token negro neighbor, no, he's actually a good friend who looks out for Cyril) might roar up - not to mention our Mustang with Magic Christian music blaring (no, not Jesus freak rock)!

No curtains cover my picturesque rear windows... (just a silhouette of some fat old fart name of Hatchplot or something like that... just kidding)

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Poster: William Tell Date: Aug 1, 2009 11:25am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Curse of the GRATEFUL DEAD Keyboard Players....hmmmm

Ah...NO PIGEONS!

That's the life for sure...

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Poster: cream-puff-war Date: Aug 1, 2009 11:30am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Curse of the GRATEFUL DEAD Keyboard Players....hmmmm

they're no ordinary pigeons in this town...
they are the Pigeons from HELL!

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Poster: William Tell Date: Aug 1, 2009 2:36pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Curse of the GRATEFUL DEAD Keyboard Players....hmmmm

Pigeons (and feral or even "loose" house cats...sorry cat lovers!) are one reason why you should be able to shoot firearms within City Limits...you can use a .22 LR with dust shot and take them out.

Urban rats.

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Poster: cream-puff-war Date: Aug 1, 2009 2:46pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Curse of the GRATEFUL DEAD Keyboard Players....hmmmm

And they shit on everything and anyone stupid enough to stand underneath their fowl nest.

They mate constantly, the horny devils.

I once saw (at a not-so-busy downtown crossroad intersection) a male pigeon attempt over and over again to copulate with a dead pigeon - road kill, apparantly - while a flock of about 15 friends (of the Dead?) - led by one defender in particular - kept knocking into the horn dog, insisting that he cease and desist all plans of necrophiliac pleasure in the broad daylight on Geary Blvd.

Weird but true.

So, do some pigeons have a limit to the dirty bird lifestyle or were they (perhaps a she, definitely of smaller size than the bullish rapist) just a natural extension of the (then) Clinton White House (the big bird is hereby named Bill - long after it's great gray egg of a bastard yolk is dead -
and the defender of the shmushed shall be known as Hillary.

Thanks for the warp, WT!



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Poster: oh_uh_um_ah Date: Aug 1, 2009 4:51pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Curse of the GRATEFUL DEAD Keyboard Players....hmmmm

PIGEONS = FLYIN' RATS

PIGEONS = RATS OF THE SKY


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Poster: cream-puff-war Date: Aug 8, 2009 6:00pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Curse of the GRATEFUL DEAD Keyboard Players....hmmmm

worse yet, pigeons can easily be possessed by a zuvembie to do the work of the damned.

These are no ordinary pigeons, they are the pigeons from hell.