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Nov 2, 2008
11/08
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The Sixth: "Sense". See what we did there? In our Hallowe'en Special, we concentrate on scaring the life out of our remaining throng of Second Life weirdo listeners, by infecting the episode with our definitive guide to the US Election and our spooky take on the Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross debacle, supporting our fellow podcasters by calling during the show a certain erstwhile celebrity from Allo Allo. We also launch our Facebook Group, which can be found at...
Topics: halloween, hallowe'en, us election, russell brand, jonathan ross, allo allo, facebook, glasgow,...
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Jan 11, 2009
01/09
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The Tenth: "Resolutions". In this, our tenth and, for the first time ever, unedited conversation about life and death, we welcome in 2009 after everyone else has already moved on. Topics covered include how we celebrated the celebrations of Christmas and Hogmanay, Mr Matey bubble baths, the birth of Mrs. Santa Claus Jesus of Nazareth, the true identities of the Celebrity Big Brother contestants, our slightly disturbing resolutions for the New Year, and Scott's dad skating on thin ice....
Topics: new year, hogmanay, christmas, jesus of nazareth, mrs santa claus, resolutions, celebrity big...
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Dec 1, 2010
12/10
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The Twenty Sixth: "Resurrection". After a short break of one year, we're back. This time around there's no songs, no jingles, no social networking, all of it put to one side to make way for even more of our "unique" brand of "comedy" banter. We celebrate St. Andrew and his pretty ironic cross, and on the subject of crosses, call for the crucifixion of some Scottish referees. Back with a vengeance are the usual reviews and dead celebrity poetry, including the new...
Topics: glasgow, st andrew, for the love of g...lasgow
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Sep 10, 2008
09/08
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Scott Docherty and Alan Macdonald
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The Third: "Pants". 'Pants', being the British word for the male undergarment, as well as being our word for something which ain't great (unlike this episode, funnily enough!). In this, the glossy and much improved third episode of For the Love of G...lasgow, the official podcast of the Top Ten Glasgow Guide, we compose a lovely letter to Mr. or Mrs. iTunes in the desperate hope of becoming a featured comedy podcast. We also blabber on about Alan's return from London to a Glasgow...
Topics: glasgow, itunes, for the love of g...lasgow, for the love of glasgow, scott docherty, alan...
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Aug 27, 2008
08/08
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Scott Docherty and Alan Macdonald
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The Second: "Glasgay". In this, the second episode of For the Love of G...lasgow, the official podcast of the Top Ten Glasgow Guide, we provide you with a slightly shorter, partial improvement on our last effort. It takes a while for us to get up to speed, then we ramble 'hilariously' on about the end of the Olympics, London 2012 and our united football team, the wacky intuition of our firemen and police force, why you'll enjoy Glasgow in the coming weeks if you're a gay sectarian...
Topics: glasgow, scotland, scottish, olympics, london 2012, glasgay
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Sep 22, 2009
09/09
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The Twenty Fourth: "Rats". As we wind down our first full day in cyberspace (OK, so that's sweeping to one side the fact that most of our shows last less than an hour, so really, even though this is the 24th episode, there's not been 24 hours worth of material, certainly not comedy material anyway, and also the fact that for each of these 24 episodes it's taken us at least 8 solid hours of yapping, weeping and editing to get the show down to less than an hour, so really for us, taking...
Topics: strictly come dancing, x factor, patrick swayze, keith floyd, ricky gervais, shimmer glasgow, wwe,...
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Jul 19, 2009
07/09
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The Twenty First: "Mooning". Sorry about the late show due to the Springsteen and subsequent swine flu, but you can rest assured that this one was worth the wait. In our longest show for a while, we lament the passing of a national hero, review the new Frank Bruno Movie, the audio-described Transformers: Revenge of the Falling Earth Movie, the Hermione's Development Movie, and some place called Ketchup. We also debate the truth of the moon landings, whether Alan should be renamed...
Topics: the tenemants, transformers revenge of the fallen, harry potter, hermione, ketchup ashton lane,...
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Jun 14, 2009
06/09
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The Nineteenth: "Carradined". It's Summertime. It's hot and sticky. It's our first show after a wee break and we're excited to be back. Think about David Carradine, we talk about him. Think about Air France, we start a new campaign called Get Planes Out The Sky. Think about the USA's love of heroes and truency, we talk about that. We talk about midget restaurants in Glasgow, Free Willy, hating Cristiano Ronaldo and more. In fact, this episode's so full of rubbish nonsense like this...
Topics: david carradine, air france, usa, free willy, cristiano ronaldo, sixpeopleaway, summertime
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Nov 19, 2008
11/08
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Scott Docherty and Alan Macdonald
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The Seventh: "Heaven". In a continuation of the Scott Docherty Show featuring Alan Macdonald, we race through a load of nonsense in record time. Alan tells us all about how he fitted into the crowd at the recent SECC Kanye West gig, and we ramble on about our mate Jim's night terrors, divorcing trolls in Second Life and World of Warcast, the terrorist baby killer Barack Hussein, and our support of Dead Wife Daniel and Junky Rachel from the X-Factor. We also provide after-the-fact...
Topics: scott docherty, alan macdonald, secc, kanye west, x factor, world of warcraft, second life
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Mar 24, 2009
03/09
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Scott Docherty and Alan Macdonald
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The Fifteenth: "Justice". As our exhilarating new intro tells you, this one's about NHS Scotland's sponsorship of Alan's Alcohol Pledge, the suspicious change in Josef Fritzl's plea, what Alan was caught doing when the Google Street Gang came a-calling, why this podcast isn't as good as another podcast we talk about, Alan and Scott going to the Michael Jackson gig dressed as Michael Jackson and Bubbles, and more, yes more nonsense along these lines. There's also some musical...
Topics: nhs scotland, alcohol scotland, josef fritzl, google street view, michael jackson, bubbles, the...
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Jan 28, 2009
01/09
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Scott Docherty and Alan Macdonald
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The Eleventh: "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism". It took the longest proper word in the English Dictionary to describe our shortest and worst episode to date, and by happy coincidence, the same word also describes an inherited disorder in which short stature may be present. For two hours we droned on and on about such matters as Andy Murray's chances of winning the Australian Open having been cruelly sabotaged by Chris Hoy, the sadly poetic Coronation of Barack Obama, and whether...
Topics: pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism, andy murray, chris hoy, sooty, prince charles, cover girl, new kids...
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Dec 17, 2008
12/08
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Scott Docherty and Alan Macdonald
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The Ninth: "Jesuses". In what proves to be a difficult Christmas show for Alan who sits in mourning for his dead fish, we try to cheer him up by reminding him about all the festive parties and Carol Vorderman singing in Glasgow this Yuletide. We also cram in some new features introducing the Broons and a breathtaking 30 second newsround, we start a campaign to rid Chris Hoy of his BBC Sports Personality of the Year award, and wonder why Al the crazy Shi'ite reporter didn't throw a...
Topics: christmas, alan macdonald, the broons, carol vorderman, chris hoy, bbc sports personality of the...
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Oct 15, 2008
10/08
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Scott Docherty and Alan Macdonald
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The Fifth: "Bones". In our brand spankingly new and pointless episode, we laugh pretty much continuously from start to finish, although after listening to it you may begin to wonder why. During certain lucid moments we manage to dribble out some nonsense about Santa singing at Hampden Park, why Kevin Keegan went back into football management after watching Scott at the Glasgow Soccer Circus, how chocolate wispas might add a new dimension to the death penalty, and how Alan would ruin...
Topics: indiana jones, hungarians, glasgow, santa, hampden park, kevin keegan, children in need, hitler
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Apr 22, 2009
04/09
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The Seventeenth: "Sting". In our newly contact lense-free show, we celebrate Earth Day by investigating its link with Vladimir Lenin's birthday, and unsurprisingly explore the real Susan's Boil Story from Britain's Next Top Model. Alan terrifies us with his wasp sting debacle, his grocery shopping in Morrisons and his usual insightful movie and restaurant review section including the delights of Knowing and Stravaigin. We also yap about Jedi Cops in Glasgow and arguably the best...
Topics: wasp sting, earth day, vladimir lenin, contact lenses, susan boyle, britains next top model,...
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Dec 3, 2008
12/08
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Scott Docherty and Alan Macdonald
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The Eighth: "Pantomimes". As we all know, size does matter, so in this, our shortest episode to date, you'll understand pretty soon that it's what we do with it that counts. Bundled snugly into our small package therefore, you'll hear us wonder why Scotland chooses not to celebrate our patron St. Andrew as much as you'd expect, and you might begin to wonder why struggling writers all around the country haven't yet snapped up Alan's fresh concept for a Festive Pantomime. In the main...
Topics: pantomime, st andrew, festive, facebook, glasgow, alan macdonald
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Jul 1, 2009
07/09
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The Twentieth: "Lionel". To be honest, it was supposed to be called "Michael", but you'll soon see why that wouldn't have been entirely appropriate. In our first landmark show we cycle furiously through our place in the history of iTunes, our thoughts on Wacko Jacko, Farrah Fawcett and Not Dead Goldbloom, and come to rest in Wimbledon & the coronation of Sir Andy Murray. There's also some anti-racism thrown in for giggles, a premature review of a floating Glasgow...
Topics: michael jackson, lionel ritchie, itunes, wacko jacko, farrah fawcett, goldbloom, andy murray,...
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Apr 7, 2009
04/09
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Scott Docherty and Alan Macdonald
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The Sixteenth: "Poke". Here we are again with a putrid pile of nonsense. There's stuff in there about Alan's worthwhile 24th birthday celebrations, a sterling review on the Damned United movie, and we trot out an exclusive statement received from National Hero Barry Ferguson. More, as always, on Alfie Patten, and continuing on our intellectual learning curve, we try to understand the reasoning behind the recent G20 protests as well as Andy Murray's stated hatred of boozing. Finally,...
Topics: damned united, easter, egg rolling, barry ferguson, national hero, alfie patten, g20, g20 protests,...
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Feb 25, 2009
02/09
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Scott Docherty and Alan Macdonald
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The Thirteenth: "Razzamataz". In our first ever 3D podcast (it's not really 3D), we start with a quickfire quiz, hurtle forwards on our Wii Fitted snowboard down the slopes of Pancake Day, Lent and Irish cops, and unusually for once, land like Scottish alcoholics on the social media kindling underneath our raging flames of humour. Set aside everything you thought you ever knew about strip clubs and Little Alfie Patten, and listen until you can listen no more to our dazzling array of...
Topics: 3d podcast, wii fit, snowboarding, pancake day, lent, irish cops, scottish alcoholics, social...
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May 5, 2009
05/09
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The Eighteenth: "Swine". This one's a bit longer. The reason for that is down to the serious global issues which have demanded our attention over the last few weeks. Issues like Swine Flu. Issues like Mexico. Issues like Swine Flu and Mexico. So in this, our last show before a short break while Scott goes on vacation, we talk about Swine Flu. And Mexico. Have you tired of such nonsense yet? We've not! That aside, there's also some more A-Grade Glasgow restaurant and attraction...
Topics: swine flue, mexico, andrea heins, windows restaurant glasgow, boathouse kilsyth, glasgow science...
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Mar 11, 2009
03/09
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Scott Docherty and Alan Macdonald
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The Fourteenth: "Noses". This is our hotly-anticipated first ever Comic Relief Special. In it, there's stuff about Comic Relief. And about alcoholics and their red noses, which we link to Comic Relief. Alan receives some interesting charitable pledges via one of his growing number of websites dedicated to his hatred of Scott, and in this same Comic Relief spirit of violence we discuss the need for different versions of the I.R.A. and what Glaswegians might think of all the chalk...
Topics: comic relief, red nose day, watchmen movie, scotland alcohol, chris flew, ira, glaswegian
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Sep 8, 2009
09/09
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The Twenty Third: "Eurotripped". We're back refreshed from a non-earned break, that is, a break that wasn't earned, and to drill home the point we've come up with our first show for a while lasting more than an hour. Yup, that's one full hour of pure, unadulterated comedy. You'll find it packed to the nines with Alan's important lessons from his trip to Europe and around Glasgow, the death of a Kennedy Dynasty and British Justice following the capture of Big Bob Megrahi, an...
Topics: eurotrip, inglorious basterds, ted kennedy, british justice, megrahi lockerbie, paul gascoigne...
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Oct 3, 2008
10/08
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The Fourth: "Improvised". Returning after a short but eventful summer break, our fourth episode of For the Love of G...lasgow weighs in at just under 60 minutes for the first time, there being little in the way of interesting material for us to work with. So instead we yap on about cancelled holidays, cars rolling into Loch Lomond, why you should think twice before visiting a Hungarian dentist, how the credit crunch has reduced Alan to eating soil & buying shares in ovan chips,...
Topics: glasgow, alcohol awareness week, itunes, credit crunch, ovan chips, loch lomond
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Aug 21, 2008
08/08
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Scott Docherty and Alan Macdonald
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The First: "Apologies". In this, the first episode of For the Love of G...lasgow, the official podcast of the Top Ten Glasgow Guide, we discuss amongst other things, pandas, the best and worst of the Olympics, the tragedy of life in Glasgow, our mate Jimmy fighting in some place called "the Taliban", death by chips and cheese, and those crazy people who comment online. We would like to apologise for any offence that may have been caused by such chat. We apologise for the...
Topics: Glasgow, scotland, scottish, Scott Docherty, Alan Macdonald, For the Love of G...lasgow
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Aug 11, 2009
08/09
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The Twenty Second: "Rosie". With the greatest of thanks to Audacity, that most wizard of editing tools, and to Our Rosie, the winner of our last competition to whom this show is now dedicated (and who's definitely better than a convicted murderer), comes a brandly spanktuous new episode of this most tragic of podcasts. We wonder this time at the bold attempt by Fagan to force Oliver into swindling MJ's Paris, give praise to the passing of Patch Adams and Last Tommy Lee, and as always,...
Topics: audacity, oliver twist, fagan, paris, patch adams, tommy lee, danny zucko, the taking of pelham...
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Feb 11, 2009
02/09
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Scott Docherty and Alan Macdonald
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The Twelfth: "Massacre". Beginning with a sincerely sincere apology, and then a suspiciously ghostwritten second apology, this twelfth instalment in our increasingly socially-networked series takes you through the delights of Skype, Twitter, GrantPhil Mitchell in the Taleban, Boaby Burns turning 250, an unbiased Old Firm prediction, and provides enough information for you to survive the Valentine's Day Massacre celebrations and the 81st Annual Academy Awards. Feel free to give us a...
Topics: skype, twitter, grant mitchell, phil mitchell, taleban, robert burns, old firm, valentine's day,...
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Nov 4, 2009
11/09
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The Twenty Fifth: "Bushmonkey". 'This is it', as they famously say. After an honest fortnight's break comes our Quarter of a Century Episode, and to celebrate we take you painstakingly through a 12-part quiz (well, 12-ish anyway) on how our pointless little show has changed the world since it was yanked screaming from a womb barren, oh so barren of classic gold comedy. Featured in this one is much insightful nonsense on crazy millionaire Marlon King, the toothloined Mohandas...
Topics: marlon king, stephen gately, mohandas karamchand ghandi, x factor, guy fawkes, bonfire night,...
