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Invocation REV. C. G. LUCAS
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Song SCHOOL f.
Salutatory MR. JOE HAND ^
Piano Solo MISS ZILLA COOK ^
AddreM HON. FREEMAN H. BLOODGOOD |
Vocal Solo MR. L. V. RICHARDSON f.
Class Will MISS NEVA SHEDDRICK I
Vocal Solo MISS LINDA GEHRINGER |
Valediaory MISS BLANCHE JUETT $
Piano Duet THE MISSES FOTHERINGHAM
Presentation of Diplomas MR. J. I. MARTIN ''\
Class Song GRADUATING CLASS ^;
Benedi<aion REV. C. G. LUCAS
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Silent /y oer the mounuin stole
A soft grey cjoud tinted with gold-,
And down behind tmo purple peaks
Sank the sun that never sleep s^
But on the morrow with glories unfurled^
It will rise again to brighten our worlds
By Ruth B.Lent. '1%
Pa.a:e
Frontispiece. "Poppy", class flower, opposite pasre one
Title Paire '.. 1
Dedication 2
In Meuioriam 3
The Faculty and Trustees 4
Commencement Projrram 5
Sunset. Ruth Lent, '18 6
Senior Pictures, Girls 8
Senior Pictures, Boys 9
Manual Training Exhibit 10
Editorial Stafif 11
Alumni Notes, Harold (^ollis, '14 12
Senior Prophecy, Ella Wurz, '15 14
Opening of P. P. I. E., Blanche Juett, '1.') 1.")
Felix Frankfurter's Bride. Ruth Lent, '18 16
The Freshman Class, Virginia Lent, '18 17
Extracts from a Boy's Correspondence, Frances Brown, '1.^ 18
Sophomore Class, Harold Lucas, '17 22
Wanted — A Rejuvenator, Blanche Juett, '15 23
Junior Hay Ride. Frances Brown. '15 25
Experience of a Freshman, Ella Wurz, '15 29
Junior Poem, Polly I?arkley. '1(5 31
The West for the East, Mabel Steding, '18 32
The Seniour Classe. Frances Brown, '15 30
Love Will Find a Way. Ella Wurz. '15 39
Our Freshie Girls and Boys. Minerva Weihe, '18 41
The Domestic Science Class. Ruth Lent, '18 42
Class Will 44
Forge Work, Joe Hand, '15 46
Girls' Athletics, Polly Barkley, '16 47
Boys' Athletics, Eddie Hevey, '16 49
Society and Dramatics, Neva Sheddrick, '15 53
Junior Play 54
Exchanges, Alvin Howard, '15 ^^
Horoscope 56
Cartoons, School Days, Roy Frerichs, '15 58
Joke Department 59
Advertisements "4
Josh Calendar, pages 5 and 14 in advertisement section
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BLANCHE JUETT
FRANCES BROWN
ELLA WURZ
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Exhibit of work from Manuiil Traininjj Department
of Liberty Union Hiijh Sehool.
TORIflL
iEittnnal g>taff
Blanche Jurtt, Editor-in-Chief
Frances Brown, Associate Editor
Neva Shcddrick. Society Editor
Joe Hand, Business Manager
Walter Swift, Associate Manager
Harold Colli*. Alumni Editor
Polly Barkley, Girl's Athletics
Edward Hevey, Boy's Athletics
Roy Frerichs. Cartoonist
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1 Sheddrick, Josh Editor
Poor old Annual ! It seems as if our
Annual has a new name nearly everv
'vear. In 191:^ the Student Body itself
nanuMl it the Liberty Bell and it was then
decided never to change it asain, but last
year's ejass named it "Lux." This year
\vf have resumed the former title and hope
to see it remain unehansed in th? future.
Our boys are doinjr splendidly in Man-
ual Traininjr and Blaeksmithinir and our
?irls are doing some very creditable wi>rl<
in sewin«r.
Our latest feature is the Cookinir De-
partment. The trustees had a neat litHe
b\iniralow built especially for this purpose
and had it equipped with all the necessary
utensils, includiui: many electrical appli-
ances. The irirls en.joy takiiip cookins
imder the able instruction of the head of
that dciiartment and the boys certainly
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Alvin Howard, Exchange Editor
enjoy the .sirls' dainty viands which are
concocted in the kitchen.
We have more school spirit this year
than last. The boys surely have awak-
ened and are not sf'i'i? to let the jrirls iret
ahead of them in athletics. They jiut a
stronjr football team in the field, tyins: for
third place in the C. C. A. L. Schedule
and are also takins: up baseball and are
iroinji in for the track meet. The £>irls of
the basket ball team showed splendid spirit
and team work. Both boys and jrirls ha\e
very ffood basket ball teams, and havo
won the ch.ampionship |ieiuiants for 191.').
The Editor wishes to thank all who have
so willindy assisted her. The staff has
worked very dilisrently and the school has
^•enerously contributed to the success of
this book.
We wish to thank the advertisers who
have so cheerfully patronized us.
CLASS "05
Editli A. Sellers (Mrs. Herbert French),
an iiccomplished pianist, resides in Sa-
liiiiis.
CLASS '06
Anno O'llara is teafhina' sclioo] in
Pitlsbnr<>; Roy Ileek is employed by Hlnn-
hiun, Carrisian and Hayden of San Frau-
fisco; Fiffie A. Chadwiok (Mrs. Ray Bon-
nickson) resides near Byron; Ilattie Rus-
sell (Mrs. O'Banion) in Oakland; Pearl
Grove (Mrs. Henry Sellers) near Kniijlit-
sen ; Fern Y. Cninminiis in Berkeley; Pern
Howard is farming' on Marsh Creek;
Georae Barkeley, now a full fledged law-
yer, is deputy county clerk in Marl Inez;
Bertha Sanders (Mrs. Arthur Bigiow) re-
sides in San Francisco.
CLASS '07
Alma. Allen resides with her parents
near Escalon; Harold Swift is emjiloyed
in Arizona; Euna Goodwin (Mrs. Earl
Shafer) resides near Oakley; Johanna
Grueninger (Mrs. Joe Jesse) in Oakley.
CLASS '08
Leonard Dainty is a successful farmer
on Marsh Creek; Millard Dillin is a hus-
tling voung rancher in the same nei<rhl)or-
hood and in his leisure niomeiiis has shown
great skill nt baseball; Addle Kniizht (Mrs.
Mecum) resides in Berkeley.
CLASS '09
Edna Heck (Mrs. Ralph Crowther) is
principal of the Brentwood Grammar
School ; Bessie Collis is keeping house for
her father in Brentwood, Edna Heidorn is
principal of the grammar school in Knight-
sen; Iva Bonnickson resides with her
mother in Berkeley; Willie Morgans, after
an atlack of serious illness, is endeavoring
to regain his health under the watchful
care of his mother in Brenlwood; Robert
Wallace is a very successful fanner near
Brentwood.
CLASS '10
Chas. O'Hara, James and Joseph Barklev
are students at U. C, Berkeley; Ray
Shafer has returned to his studies at the
College of the Pacific after a rest of
one semester; Rose Miller (Mrs. Eugene
Wilson) resides in San Jose; Claude Wris-
ten, Arthur Sheddrick, William Cakebread.
DeWitt Richardson. William Murphy and
Ellis Howard are successful farmers in
their resjiective neighborhoods; Camille
Sresovich is cashier and bookkeeper for
the Pittsburg Aluminum Co of San Fran-
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ville.
CLASS '11
Frank Helm is shipping r-lerk for Wm.
(luff of San Franfiseo; Van I'rince. a
skilled maehinist, is employed by Holt
Bros.. Stockton; Marguerite Geddes is a
junior at l'. t'. ; Morgan Schroeder is man-
aging the home place near Oakley.
CLASS '12
Esther Dainty has been teaching the
Deer Valley school for the past two years;
Olive Siple has been teaching the Iron
House for two years; Katie Murphy is
piiniary teacher in Brentwood; Jessie
Johnson (Mrs. H. J. Wood) resides in San
Francisco.
CLASS '13
Judson Swift is attcndinc Polvlechnic
Business College in Oakland; Richard
Wallace is assistant cashier in the Brent-
wood Bank; Edith Cakebread will finish
her course at the San Jose Normal in
June; Myra Pearce (Mrs. Simpson) lives
in Berkeley; Elaine Wallace is her moth-
er's most efficient helper at home in Brent-
wood.
CLASS 'U
Esther Murphy is attending San Jose
Normal; Mary Parenti and Mae Pcmber-
ton are attending Western Normal at
Stockton ; Susie Dickinson is attending
San Francisco Normal; Aileen Porter has
recently completed a business course at
Polytechnic Business College. Richmond ;
Henry Plumbley is attending V. C. ; Ever-
ett Lemoin is attending Polytechnic Busi-
ness College, Oakland; Harold CoUis is
employed by Balfour-Guthrie Co., Brent-
wood.
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BRENTWOOD NEWS
VOL. XI. No. 50
BRENTWOOD, CAL., JUNE 1. 1925
ALVIN HOWARD, Editor
REFORM PARTY
TRIUMPHS AT LAST
Miss Juett Elected Mayor —
Radical Reforms Proposed
In the election of Miss Hlanehe Juett
to the mayoralty of fireater Brent-
wood, the Progressive Reform Party
has triumphed at last Miss Juett is
a young woman of sterling character
whose greatest pride is her native
city, Brentwood. The city may hope
for great things.
Possessing a large heart and a great
pity tor all dumb an<l suffering ani-
mals. Miss Juett has promised to found
a home for invalid and indigent eats
and dogs. \Vc liopc tliis pn^ji^et will
win the approval and liearty support
of all the citizensof our beautiful city,
as it is one of the greatest philan-
thropic movements of the age.
She also proposes a striking reform
in the public schools. She wishes the
teachers to provide a dainty repast for
each class. The wisdom of this re-
form Miss Juett learned in her high
school days. She vividly reiuembers
the hours when she siit sulVering the
pangs of hunger, while she patiently
awaited the sound of the bell which
would bring to her the much desired
article— food.
These are only two of the great
number of reforms which Miss Juett
will bring to pass. Again we wish to
n^peat that the city may hope for
great things.
TO HONOR BRENTWOOD
Beautiful Star to Give Perform-
ance in City of Her Birth
Miss Neva Sheddrick, the beautiful
young star, is to make her appearance
in Brentwood ne.xt week at the Brent-
wood Opera House (nee C^oates' Hall I
in her famous play, "The Flirt."
Her stagi! career has been one of
continued success. Her dazzling
lieauty and sweet personality have
endeared her tii many, to say nothing
of the eliarm of her wonderful acting.
Miss .'-iluMldrick's rooms are always a
bower of beautiful Howers. Many
suitors have sought her hand, but she
has steadfastly ainioiniced her de-
termination to remain true to her art.
"Tlie Flirt" is one of the most pop-
ular plavs of the season. It ran for
ten months at the Maxine Klliot Thea-
tre in New York, and Miss Sheddrick
closed her engagement there to ap-
pear in her native city. Brentwood.
She is to return to New York when
her present engagement is i!nded.
NEW BOOK APPEARS
A new book has just maile its ai)-
pearance from the pen of the brilliant
young author. .loe Hand. The title of
till' book is "Strolling." Mr. Hand
has eonleniplated this book for some
time as he gathered most of his ma-
terial from his experiences during
his high school days. "Strolling" has
become very popular and is much in
demand.
"Sliding Through" is another book
by Mr. Hand, also very popular, es-
pecially among high school and col-
lege students.
Other books by Mr. Hand are "Pop-
ularity With the Girls." "The Singh!
Man," and "The Athlett\"
BRINGS PUBLIC TO HIS FEET
Roy Frerichs Biggest Laugh in
Bing-Bing's Circus
Mr. Roy Frerichs, a former resident
of Brentwood and vicinity has scored
one of thi' biggest hits of the season
as chief clown in Hing-Hing's Circus.
He impersonati'S Tom Thumb and
other diminutive figures. He is the
ehililren's favorite and the little ones
seri'am with delight whi'U their funny
friend appears on the tanbark.
Although Mr. Frerichs is at his best
as a clown, he is a skilled tight-rope
walker. It is thrilling indee<l to see
the slender, figure in purple tights
make his way swiftly and carefully
across the tent upon the tightly
stretched wire. People hold their
l)reath for fear he will fall, but they
do not know the cool nerve and the
(irm footing of the man high up in the
air with nothing between him and
death but his feet.
Brentwood will soon have a chance
to see Roy perform, for Bing-Bing's
will appear in this city early in .Sep-
tember.
E dH T O'R I A L
ALVIN HOWARD, Editor
We wish to call the attention of the
public to the rapid growth of our
beautiful city and al.so of this, our
news scatlc^rer, especially after we
took hold. We remember our high
school days in dejir old Liberty
I'nion.
In those days Brentwood was only
a village and tlii' NKWS was printed
once a week. Now (!reat<'r Brentwood
is second only to San Francisco. The
NKWS is one of the leading dailies
and Liberty t'nion is among the
greatest schools in the State. And
we art editor of the NKWS. Also
please notice the good fortune of all
our classmates.
WANTt:t)— By an old maid, some-
one to love me. Apply fo Ella Wurz,
a! Prune Avenue, Brentwood, (.'al.
BRILLIANT WEDDING
OF POPULAR COUPLE
Miss Brown and Mr. Hoggen-
heimer Plight Their Troth
A we<Iding of great interest took
place in Brentwood last evening. At
a brilliantly appointed ceremony
Miss Fraiu'es Brown liecame the bride
of Mr. Kgbert lloggi-nheimer. The
wedding took |)liice in the new t'on-
gregatioua I Church on Chestinit Ave-
nue.
The church was beautifully decor-
ated with marigolds and potato
plant. Preceded liy her attendants
the charming briile, upon the arm of
her father, swept up the aisle to the
altar, where th<" unfortunate groom
awaiti'd his doom.
Miss Brown was exquisitely gowned
in a charming creation of the new
yellow lace over red satin. A veil of
yellow mosiiuito netting completed
the costinne. The groom wore the
conventional suit of blue silk crepe
emt)roidered in pink sweet peas.
Miss Alicia Hoggenheimer attended
her future sister-in-law as maid of
honor, while the Misses Joy Heart-
breaker, Helen .street and Marjorie
Love acted as bridesmaids. Mr. Ma-
grath Alexander was best man and
the ushers were Messrs. Weary Willie,
Erasmus Jones and Riicey Speed.
.\fter the ceremony a reception and
dinner was att<'nded by the many
friends of the counli' at the magnili-
cenl Brown residence on Liberty
Avenue.
Following a honeymoon spent in
Oakley the liappy pair will reside in
Knight.sen where Mr. Hoggenhi'imer
is hea<i of the Pork Trust.
HEAVY LOSS IN EXPLOSION
Work of Many Years Destroyed
When Chemist Forgets
A violent explosion, which took
place in the laboratory of Walter
Swift, the well known chemist, de-
stroyed one of the great<'st discov-
eries of the century. For several
years Mr Swift has been working up-
on a giis by means of which students
could obtain their lessons without
study.
He was deeply absorbed when a cry
from his infant son caused him to
drop everythinganil run to the rescue.
But alas! after removing the heat
from luider the flask he forgot to re-
move the delivery tube from the water
and, bangi the valuable work was
<lestroyed.
But Mr. Swift is of a persevering
nature and will begin at the begin-
ning. In a few years he hopes to
presi'Ut his work to the public.
Klla Wurz 'n'l
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Willi bonuty and ;:ra(lt'iir, the woild"^ '^rcate-t fair,
Kmblazoned in irlory, witii settinsi most rare.
Lookinsr out to the sea and the tamed Golden Gate
The triumphal door-way of our srold-famous Stale.
The President at Washinjiton, from exe<'ntive chair.
Set the ^reat wheels revolvinir, by spark throimh the air.
This city of beauty in wonders arrayed.
From memories history never will fade.
Our Australian neiiihbor from the antipodes,
With Japan and China from the orient seas.
Have erected their temjiles of beauty and art.
Aidinir most nobly in doinir their part.
Nations of P]urope did ,i>racionsly share,
In jiromotinir and bnildinjr our world's ureate-t f.iir.
Kaeh one has l)nili a palace most irraiid.
To exhibit t^lne arts of their native land.
The States of our I'nion, and (".inada too.
Erected art buildinjrs. antiipie ones and new.
Filled with exhibits, of art new and old.
With temples of jewels and palace nl' ;:old.
Our -i-ter Republics, of the South Hemisphere.
In our creat family circle, all have drawn near.
With viiind, mission buildinirs. with facades of old.
In myriad colors finished in jrold.
Thi> ualherinir of Nations, famous hi-tory will make.
May it fon:e lies of friendship, thai never will break.
Blanche .Juetl. '!.'>.
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Felix Frankfurther was a butcher as
you well may know by his title. A short
girl with red curly locks and a little turned
up, freckled nose entered the butcher shop
one day, with her wobbly, bowlegged dog,
Needles. She and Felix were very well
acquainted. The first day Felix met her
he said to himself, "There's the girl for
me," and straightway proceedei to court
Sapphire. Finally he asked her to become
his wife. The day of their marriage ap-
proached and all was in readiness but no
Sapphire appeared. Felix waited and
waited and waited which was about ten
minutes, and finally growing impatient he
.-started in the direction of Sapphire's
nome to find her if he could.
Meanwhile Sapphire, who had decided
that she cared nought for marriage, fled
to the feed stable and there hid in the bar-
ley bin. As she sat there all huddled up
Felix's voice could be heard through the
cracks calling, "Sapphire! Sapphire! My
darling, for the love of Mike appear, and
make me a happy man once more."
Sapphire upon hearing the sad and sor-
rowful voice of Felix began to weep. When
the rooster, who was picking up kernels
of barley near by, heard the sobs, he be-
came frightened and broke the .speed
limit. He hurried from the place, making
such a noise that Felix's attention was
drawn at once towards the bin which con-
cealed his sobbing Sapphire. At a glance
he had taken in the situation. Then lift-
ing the lid, he helped out his long, lost
love, brushing the barley from her hair
while doing so. She sobbed out her
troubles on his spotless white vest, which
was no longer spotless. "Well Pet, brace
up and we'll have a wedding after all," he
comforted, pressing her hands.
Ruth Lent. "18.
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In our class are just eifrhteen,
Seniors treat us awful mean,
Take our shoes off, pull our hair.
If they hurt us the\ don't earc.
Let me tell you of our elass
We're not all as ijreen as jirass.
Some are pretty brijiht you know
And the mark they always toe.
Ruth in drawing is a shark.
And of genius has a spark,
Minerva wiio has cheeks like roses,
DuriufT Knsrlish po'ms (•omj)oses.
Carl at the shop does work,
And his Enirlish likes to shirk,
While in Alsiebra every day,
Mabel is our chief mainstay.
Ned Macuurn is a fiend at spellins.
What he sets there is no tellinu.
Kate at typinjr is some swell.
For she surely does it well.
Jack Suffren is the hijrh school tease,
And with irirls seems (|uite at ease,
Jlerschel Miller is quite coy.
And with the siirls a popular boy.
Muriel is some class at sewina:.
And in her brain is knowlediie stowinsi'.
In shorthand Ksther breaks the speed.
And in the class she takes the lead.
Ransom always knows his History,
How he frets it. is a mystery.
Smart in German is Georgia Nunn,
And she think's il's lots of fun.
Mya does work at the shop.
When he bcirins he hates to stop.
Stanley in Knylish is very jrood.
And can always be understood.
Homer is never in a hurry.
His motto is "I should worry."
Now, this is enoufrh of the Fresliies dear,
Wc hope their traits are made fpiite clear.
\'iri:inia Lent. '18.
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Brentwood. California.
April 2, ]914.
Deer Bill : — Gosh, but it's lonesome since
you went away, don't seem like nothin's
the saim. Yestiddy was April Fools and
we had a fjreat time, but I kinda wish we
hadn't. I aint been able to set down sent-e
about six o'clock last nite, when pa got
home.
Well, you know them to white kittens
your ma gave mine when she went away?
Well you know the darn things are always
gettin my dt)g in trouble, the one I got from
Red Elkiiis. They pest and tease around
him and you know he's a good dog but
theres some things he can't stand and eats
is one, and so he lights out and chases em,
and then when ma comes out and sees her
kittens stuck upon the fence with their
tales swelled up and there eyes poppin
out and jest spittin like the fire when you
throw water on it, why she ties»ipoor
Spotty up and then tells pa, and pa says:
"Gues we'll have to get rid of that dog."
So yestiddy, that crosseyed Smith kid
and me, we got those kittens and tied there
tales together and slung em over the
close-line, then I hollered to ma to come
and see the airship and jest as she got to
the back dore I yelled "April Fool!" and
beet it. Say, you oughta seen them cats!
I thought they liked each other but the
way they went to it when they was slung
over that dose-line you'da thought they
sure had it in for each other. They clawed
and spit and scratched and bit and there
was white hare aflying in every durect'on.
Mn didn't ask where the airship was, just
yelled, "Oh my poor kittens!" and I didn't
wait to hear no more, but crawled through
the hole in the fen.se and hiked through
the back alley to school.
You know that the new girl with the
lonu' hnrc sets in front of me now. Well
she's a kinda nice kid, gave me some gum
last week, but she's awful stuck on herself
and loves that brade of hare more than
anything. Keeps switchin it around in my
face all the time, so yestiddy I picked it
up reel quiet, took my gum out of my
mouth (it was the wad she gave me too)
rapped it around the end of her brade and
then plastered it down to my desk. Gosh,
I never knew gum would stick so. Well she
sat still long enuf to let it git hard then
the teecher called on her to read. She
tried to git up but that brade was stuck
fast and so she stuck. The teecher asked
what was the matter but she never sed a.
word, jest started in to crv' and then the
teecher came down to see what was the
matter. When she found out she jumjied
on me rite away never even asked who
done it or nothin, and there I was studyin
just as hard as you please. She gave me
an awful lickin but that girl hov>-led louder
than I did Avhen the teacher sed she
guessed she'd have to cut the end of
her hare off, she jest bellered like n young
calf and all that fuss over a measly o'd
brade of hare. Gosh aint girls the queer
things?
AVell when I got home for lunch I walked
in like nothin had happened, but I was
shakiii in my boots. Ma's eyes was kinda
red and she says, "Robert," (you know
ma means business when she says Robert,
its generally Bobbie.) "Robeit I shall tell
your f'ther on you and he wi'l jiunish you
when 'he comes home this evening." I
kinda wished she'd waited till after lunch
because I cou'dii't eat much then hut she
didn't say anything more.
Nothin happened in the afternoon <-cpt'n
that Jack Rhodes got a lickin for lausrhin
at the new girl's hare, she's gol about fi
incli(>s cut off. She dont set in front of
nic no more but it wouldnt matter if she
iF.ighte
(lid, luT liaiv's too short to t'iistcii now
mill besides I haveiit any more j;uiii.
But 1 sure irot an awful wallopin frnni
l>a tluit iiiirht. 1 ate supper olT tlie kitclien
table, standin up and today tlie tceclier
asked me it' there wa.s a pin stickin nio
I wijr<;led around so much.
But I'll sret even with that i)esky irirl
and them darned cats tor the two lickins
they caused me. Neitiu'r cats nor skirls is
any uootl no liow.
Yours,
Robert B. Ames Jr.
I*. S. I forjrot to tell yon nnr cow Imd
twi.i calves yestiddy. — Bob.
P. S. The new jrirl's mother won't
speak to ma now. wimmen is (piear as
well as irirls and cats. — B.
Brentwood, California.
May 12, 1914.
Dear Bill : — Say Bill, maybe you wont
believe it. but Ive pretty near lerned to
dance. You know they have dancinc:
school here now. They have it in the af-
ternoon for the kids and at nijiht for
•rrownups.
Well yesterday afternoon ma dressed
me all up, put that darned old collar on
tlhat spreads out on my coat (Eton she
calls it) and took me over to the dancinjr
school. There was a bunch of kids there,
and they looked awf.il funny, especially
the boys. I suess I looked funny too.
cause me cars srot awful red and felt
just like red lamp-shades, and my feet
felt awful liirht and <|ueer in them pumps
and silk socks. The srirls was havinir a
swell time, sittinsr around irisrirlinir and
fussinsr their hare and lookinjr at the boys.
Well a younjr lady with a awful tijrht
skirt with rufTles. and hiirh heel shoes and
hair slicked back and earrinjrs on came
H|> to ma and ask "Does your litt'e boy
want to dance." and I stood up real
straijrht so's she'd see I wasn't very small
and Ma says, "Yes. jro with the lady dear."
and the lady irrabbed my hand and started
to walk arToss the floor with mc where
a bunch of boys were standinir. Maybe
von think I didnt feel like a darn fool.
and tliat tat .Morse kid j:rinned all over.
I'll swa/; him ne.xt time I see him just to
make liiin uruni he's so fat. Well she
take.-- nic up to the bunch, and says to
Fatly Morse, "Percy will you try this
boy. Its his first time." And 1 had to put
my arm arou,;id that fat slob, (he felt jusi
like a sack of flour) and Fatty starts in
"One two, one two." and otf we jioes. Gosh
that kid was heavy and he'd land on my
foot every time he'd say two. Pretty soon
I <rot sore, and just tHien we ^ol to the
door ;;nd I says "Lei's sio jret cooled off,"
so we went outside and maybe you think
1 didn't land i'nto that kid. I mussed him
up somethinjr tierce, and just as I got
throusih we heard somebody comin, and
I says, "You better sjo home, son," so
Fat beat it and the younjr lady come out
and says, "Oh here you are Robert, I
missed you. Dont you want to come in and
dance with some of the little jjirlsf" 1
didn't want to a,ad besides I was kinda
mussed up but she took my hand and I
had to. She hiked over to where there
was a bis mob of the {rirls, with me taj>-
frinsr after her, and who do you spose she
made me dance with? The kid that had to
ha\e her hair cut off 'cause I put <ium
in it. Gee I w-as sore. Well T put my arm
around her and grabs into the onlv th'"i
I could find, it was the bow of the ribbon
she had around her waist, and we started
off. I stejiped on her foot just for mean-
ness, first thing and she gives a funny lit-
tle gasp but don't say nothing. I only
wished I'd had on my big boots stead of
them pumps. She could dance pretty good
so I hangs on to that blue ribbon for dear
life and used it for a handle to turn her
around with, and every time the rest of
'em turned I'd give that ribbon a yank and
switch her around. I sure got even for
that lickin she caused me. I just walked
all over her feet and twisted that blue
ribbon in fifty different directions. And
then what do you sujipose happened? Well
that ribbon came untied and she kei>t on
dincing and there I was hopping aro\ind
with about fifty yards of blue ribbon in
my band. The fel'as just howled and ihe
kid says, "Yon nasty mean horrid bov
von, von'vc mined mv <ash. You :i'nt ?ot
no manners at all. You just pulled it rite
off on purpose." And I says, "Aw go on,
1 was just, hanging on to it, you did the
pulling yourself." And then the dancing
teacher comes up and says, "\Vhy Rob-
ert, Im surprised at you. Give Marie her
sash," and I says, "Gosh I don't want the
darned thing." She must have thought I
wa:nted it. All this time the fellows was
laughing fit to bust and I slams the rib-
bon down on the floor and starts over to
clean up the bunch and I catches my foot
in that ribbon and falls flat on the floor.
Goi^h I was mad. And just then ma comes
over and the dancing teacher says, "Mrs.
Ames, I think you'd better take Robert
home he seems to be rather excited." Ex-
cited! Iluh! I guess she'd have been ex-
cited too if she'd been made a fool of be-
fore about fifty people. And then Marie's
ma comes rushing up and says to ma,
"Madam, your son seems bent upon hu-
miliating my daughter in everj' possible
m-anioer," and ma freezes up and says "I
pre.sume it is too great a stretch of mem-
ory to recollect that you were a child
once." And s^he takes my hand and says,
"come dear lets go home." And Marie's
ma just got purple but ma never looked
at her, just sails right out and we goes
home. ■•«
I heard her and pa laughing awful hard
after I went to bed Hint night, but it was
no joke T tell you.
Yours,
Bob Ames.
P. S. Til be darned if T go to that
dancing school again, and I gave Red El-
kins and Jim Barnes a couple of black
eyes today when they says something
about blue ribbons.
Brentwood, Cal..
June 28. 1014.
Dear Bill:
Yestiddy was the first day of vacation
and I earned a dollar.
You know Uncle Dick, ma's brother that
goes to College? Well he came up Friday
nite and said he was going to spend his
vacation here. He's a kinda decent sort
of fella but there's a giri staying at Field's
right next to us, who he used to know
and he's awful sweet on her. She's a nice
girl but she kisses me and musses my hare
and calls me "Bobbie dear" right before
all the folks.
Well yestiddy morning I was showin
Uncle Dick around the place and you know
tlhose twin calves I was tellin you about?
Well they was out in the loit back of our
house and so was the old cow. The calves
are pretty husky now and Uncle Dick says :
"Say Bob, ol top les have some sport,"
and I says, "Sure." And he says, "Go
get your little red wagon and a couple of
pieces of rope." And so I did and he
started ouit after the calves. They was at
oine end of the lot and the old cow was
at the other. Well he walks up to them
calves and ties the ropes around there
necks and starts to leed them over to
where the wagon Was. Did they leed? Well
I gess not. The red calf began to run
one way and the spotted calf the other
just as hard as they could tare. When
they got to the end of the roap they fell
down and spun around on 'there jaw bones
ond nearly jerked Uncle Dicks arms out.
But he's as game as they make em and
hung on. Well those calves gets up in a
jiffy and both starts to run the other way
and Uncle Dick gets one roap twisted
around his nees and the other around his
ankles and then both calves starts off
in the same direction and he has to go
to. At first he tried hopping, but they
went too fast and he trips and stumbles
and finally falls down and skates along
on his nose. Gosh it was the funniest
^ thing I ever saw. You oughta seen them
calves run, arnd there wa.s Uncle Dick
draggin and bumpin along behind 'em. He
had swell white flannel pants on, and they
was getting all streaked up with grass and
dirt, and he 'had on low shoes and they
both got untied and flew off and one
bounced up and hit him on the ear. Gee
he was the sorest guy I ever saw. "For
Lord sake Bob," he yells, "get a knife
and cut me loose," and he just swore a
blue streak. But I was laughing so hard
I couldn't do nothin but just run beside
him. Just about that Hime though the old
cow spots 'em and she starts toward
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I'lifle Dick with her houl down nnd tnil
n'flyiu' niid then I got scared cause 1
thoujtht slie'd ^ore him. So 1 grabs my
knife and cuts the ropes and those fool
calves just kept on running and the old
cow keeps heading for I'ncle Dick. Well
I cut the ropes around his feet and knees
and then we bo;h starts for the fence lick-
ety split. We just got there in time and
crawled over as she took a board off with
her horns. Well you oughta seen Uncle
Dick. All the skin was off the end of
his nose and his hair was full of weeds
and his face was pretty near covered with
din and grass stain and his clothes too.
The parts of his face that weren't covered
were kinda pale yellow color aind he was
scared stiff. He didn't say nothin for
about five minutes, then he stuck his hand
in his pocket and says, "Say Bob this is
yours if you never breathe a word of this
to anybody, Marjorie especially." I
wouldn't have told her anyway, but didn't
tell him so, and I took the dollar and just
grinned an says, "Sure."
Last night I heard him telling Marjorie
how he bumped into a door in the dark
and skinned his nose, and she says,
"That's too bad."
But what do you know about it, she saw
the whole thing cause she was over this
morning and I heard she and ma laughin
about something' and I listened and I
heard Marjorie say, "Yes I was standing
in the kitchen window and saw it all. lie
bribed Bobby not to tell." Wouldnt that
bump you? But I should worry. I got the
dollar anyway.
Yours, Bob Ames.
F. B. '15.
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0pl|nmnrf (Clasa
There are many who form the Sophomore Class,
Many a jolly laddie and lass.
Of these I will now try a little to tell,
So j'ou will know they're coming: along well.
Our Virgie has left us, 'tis sad to say,
To go Amaeortes, which is verj' far away.
And now we turn to our classmate, Grace,
Who to use big words think's it's very good taste.
In bnsket ball Sayde is sure some shark,
And in Geometry always gets a good mark.
Adella always knows her lessons to a "t"
And can recite poetry as fast as can be.
Our Zelnia thinks a lot of a certain boy,
And to play the part of Portia is to her a great .joy.
But Bertha thinks each boy a beast
And cares for them, no, not in the least.
Studious Fern is adapted to learning,
And her greatest trouble is translating German.
May is always smii^g it surely does seem,
And her ambition is to make the team.
Now to the boys and to their sports,
We find them on all sorts of "courts."
In hand-bail Ellis does sure take pleasure.
And no other S()i)h. can to his skill measure.
In foot ball Aubrey is sure some racer,
He can run and dodge like a "nigger charier."
Frank has his sport in another way,
He's courting the girls most every day.
In Rugby, Clifford takes interest, they say.
And a clever player he'll be some day.
Sometimes John to school takes a hike,
And Charles conies whenever he likes.
And now, my friends, my tale is ended.
And all my knowledge is nearly exi)ended.
I ar.i a Soph, and proud of the name.
And no doubt you will give me no blame.
Harold Lucas. '17,
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Wautrit— A Sr|uitruatnr
Personal — A business man of '.\'i lias re-
cently had a bereavement tiiat depresses
lii> spirits and makes olliee routine most
ditliiiilt. His pliysieian insists ui)on a
cuuii)lete ehanjre.
Miiat younjr man, entlmsiastie, a lo\ei'
of sports wishes to undertake the "Rejuv-
enation of Aunt Mary's brother?"
"Jones" foots the bills; requisites are
retinement. i)ersonality, and temperament.
I'lease state (lualitications and aire. F. '2'.\
Tribune.
The Gloom-man sat in his elaborate lib-
rary starini: into spaee, when tiie soft-
footed servant brouiriit in a card on a tiny
tray, "Hub Phillips," it read, "the answer
to your Ad."
He turned to view n saucy, boyish, tai-
lored irirl.
Hub seated herself. '"Pm Dad's boy and
you'll never know me from the real thini:
if you take me on, — 'Baseball enthusiast,
happy temperament and willinsr to rejuve-
nate. Jones foots the bills,' is what won
me."
As the man sat silently eyeinjr her, she
glanced around and said, "Where's Aunt
Mary, >liall I transr.ct the business with
her .'"
The Gloom-man seemed to come back to
life aiiain and replied "That's the trouble,
she put the advertisement in the paper on
inspiri'.tifm. then received a tele^zram from
home saying, 'Tommy had the mumps' and
away she flew, tellin'.: me to be sure to se-
lect the ridit applicant. Molly always
was the kind of a sister to set a fellow into
a mess."
"Aw. never mind, it's yon decision that
counts, let's proceed. I read the ad and
went down to the Tribune office early to
await developments. I waited and when
vonr man i-alled for mail F. 23 I followed
bin). Personal interview is always desirable.
'if you like-a me and I like-a you.
And we both like about the same,'
she hummel, now the question beft)re the
house is, are you respectable? Pm in for
•A iiood decent time. Dad's away for three
months and he said I could do anythin<;'
respectable, if I'd keep out of debt and
not marry.
"Could you make it a hundred a month?
the salarv, I mean. Dad said I never could
earn that much. And a three months' en-
irairement ? Would you for the sake of re-
spectability call for me and take me home
each day?"
The man was silent, so she continued,
"Am 1 the rejuvenator?"
"You interest me," declared the Gloom-
man, "and Pm respectable, I hope. Yes,
I'll meet your terms. Now, I suppose you
ouuht to know what ails me. Well, I wa.s
entrasred to the sweetest jrirl on earth, so
1 thouirht : she eloped with her chauffeur.
Pm broken, nothina interests me, you'll
hate me, for it's weak, I know."
"No," she answered softly, "1 like you
because you care, but don't sret cold feet.
I couldn't marry you if I would. Let's s:o to
the ball game. I want to see the Oaks win.
If we don't count the coin, we can have a
jolly time. Pm iioini; home, call for me
soon."
He followed her tr) the library where she
turned and said, "I'm sorry about my
slauir. if you care. Dad says no one would
ever iruess the money lie's spent on my
collcL'e polish. Say. when I have on my
evening: irown you can't iruess what a pol-
ished lady I become. Pm sroinir to call
you Cousin Gloom. '\\i''s a cousin of
mine,' " she sanir.
The G'oom-man cauirhl her band and
said. "Say, but you arc linod tOr the
diimjjs."
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iTwrnty -Thre^ J
She quickly withdrew her hand and
said, "None of the clasp stuff, just a good
time. Give me twenty minutes, then hump."
The ball game was over, Kub had proved
a good fan and as they entered the auto-
mobile she took the wheel.
"Bub," exclaimed the Gloom-man, almost
with enthusiasm, "let's don our evening
clothes and dine at the 'Poodle Dog.' "
She seemed embarrassed a moment, then
said, "Oh, rats, its a cinch. We'll go."
They were waiting for the ordered dinner
to be served, the glittering lights, the be-
witching music and the buzzing voices en-
veloped them. Bub was demure, ti'ans-
formed; the Gloom-man could not account
for the change.
"Bub," he said, "do you believe in dual
personality? I believe between the two of
you I will rejuvenate." And the man almost
smiled.
"No," she replied, "not dual, just dif-
ferent." Then with a bewitching little
laugh she i-ippled, "T am sure it sounds
queer, but I even think differently in ray
evening gown."
Two months have passed. He was again
himself. They were returning from the
golf links and Bub was,at the wheel, break-
ing the speed law. . •
"Stop, Bub, let's enjoy the sunsety.' he
rather demanded.
"Ah, chuck it, I'm afraid its the clasp
stuff," she said, "but here goes. I'm leased,
you know."
She stopped the car under a large
spreading oak. He took out a large bas-
ket and she saw it, she said "Bully for
you, Cousin Gloom."
They had a merry feast and lingered on
the slope "to see 'the sunset," Bub said.
As they started off again, the Gloom-
man drew a slip of paper from his pocket
and said, "Here's your check for three
hundred dollars; it's only two months, but
iyou've earned it royally and now I want to
release you and begin again but on a dif-
ferent footing."
Bub looked perplexed and uncomfort-
able. "I know you mean well, but I can't
take it all, I haven't earned it, its the sum
I named and it makes me feel like a
lemon."
"You keep it. Bub, your services were
invaluable. You have coaxed me back to
normal and I have better poise than I ever
had before. If my love could lease you
for life I should be happy. \Miy couldn't
you marry me if you would?"
"Father would object," she replied ro-
guishly.
"But if father would gii'e his consent?"
he persisted.
"('ousin Gloom, which of my two do you
like best, evening gown or this?'' pointing
to her golf costume.
"Well, to tell the truth, I think I should
choose the lassie of the evening gown, but
I'm not certain. Why?"
"Say, Cousin Gloom, it's getting late so
we'll spin tov/ards home and on the way I'll
tell you why I couldn't if I would."
They reached the Park and Bub brought
the car to a stop under a large electric
light and jerked off her cap. "This is
why." She removed a wig and laughed.
"Don't take it too hard, old man."
"A boy!" the Gloom-man choked.
Bub replaced wig and cap and said,
"Buck up old chap."
The car now stopped at Bub's home
and Bub, turning to Cousin Gloom, said:
"Come on in. we'll settle the matter. Yon
must forgive me, but I did it for a joke.
I didn't think you'd get to care that way."
The man objected but Bub pulled him
inside, pushed him into the parlor and
switched on the lights. There sat Bub in
an evening gown. He looked from one to
the other in bewilderment.
"Twins," chuckled the golf clothes Bub.
"Tell it to her, she could if she would, and
she's spoons on you, she said so."
And then they were alone.
Blanche Juett. '15.
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(ihr Jiiniur l^ag SJtbr
'Twas a lovely autumn evoniiiir,
And tlio stars were clear and l)riulit,
Wlu'ii a loud and awful claiter
Sounded tliriuiuli the |)('aeet'ul niiilit.
To their windows rushed tli<' people
At this lerrifyinir noise,
And they saw a jrravel wasion
Piled up hiiih with <rirls and hoys.
'Twas the famous "Junior Hay Hide"
Set tins: forth upon its way.
Hut 'twas in a sr'i^t"' wasron.
And tluTc was no sisn of hay.
Oh, the shrieks that rent the niuht air!
Oh, the asjoniziny: uroans!
When a .jolt caused hy a chuck-hole
I'roved too hard for sonu' one's hones
So their painful way they wended.
(loini: westward from the school.
Drawn by two poor beasts of burden —
One a horse and one a nude.
Tiien they turned into the creek road.
Followini; the creek alonu':
Till at last they reached a fariniiouse.
Then upro.se the weary thromr.
Stretflied their cramped and wears- muscles,
Grabbed their hats, and pins, and hair.
Tlien advanced upon the farmhouse
For there was a hay-rack there.
Should they take it? Would they dare to?
Should they have a real hay ride?
And — remembring bumps and bruises —
As with one voice, "Sure!" they cried.
But 'twas quite too full of hay, so
Ev'i-y boy stripped off his coat,
But the Juniors sat by idly,
While the Seniors played the goat.
For the Juniors lazy creatures.
Always did their duty shirk.
Seniors were their guests of honor,
Juniors sat and watched them work.
Wlien the hay-rack was unloaded.
And the Seniors quite worn out,
Ev'ryone piled in the wagon.
Juniors first, you need not doubt.
Sandwiches and cakes and apples,
All were i>iled up in a heap.
And the way that they were set on
Was a sight to make one weep.
And they left the gravel wagon
Standing -tjiere beside the road.
Then urged on the weary creatures
To draw forth their heavy load.
IVferrily they clattered onward
Song and laughter filled the air,
And the chaperones were busy.
Chiding many a spooning pair.
'(^)urse the Seniors were not guilty.
Tliey would not do such a nhing.
Juin'ors were the worst ofTenders,
Bet this makes their conscience sting.
After all the lunch was eaten
They decided to return,
Freshies who were getting sleepy,
For their little beds did yearn.
Fainter grew the songs and laughter,
Just a few sang merrily.
Many eyes wore growing heavy.
Many heads dri)oped wearily.
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Ev'rytliinsj was still jind poiu-oful.
Thoy were on tlieir lioinewiird way,
Wlieii was heard tlie forcet'ul comment,
"(Josli! l?nt here's the deuce to pay I'
Instantly the steeds were halted.
Instantly the sleepers woke.
Some in wonder, some amusement,
But they found it was no joke.
Quickly all climbed from the waiion.
For it lurched unsteadily.
And examined ii on all sides.
What the trouble was to see.
Soon they found it. 'twas a hind wheel.
And the tire lay on the frround.
Tiien arose a dismal Kroaninij,
When the news was passed around.
For it pierced their sleep-foi;iL>ed sense^
There was nothinsi' but to walk.
They inis-lv; just as well be startinu',
'Twas no use to stand an! talk.
So with many uroans and j^rotests
They set forth ujion their way.
Some there were who would be merry
Rut the most were far from say.
Two and two. in threes, and sinuly.
Wearily they plodded on,
Rarer, fainter. i>rew the lauu'iiter.
All their siiirits ua.v were srone.
Well, of course they not home sometime,
'Twas not over half a mile.
At the time they swore 'twas twenty.
Now they tell it with a smile.
Had one come alonjr next morninit,
'Fore the wreck was cleared away.
He'd have seen the poor old hay-rack.
And the road all strewn with hay.
Hats and handkerchiefs and a])ples,
Nfarked their projiress into town,
Apples, 'specially nice ureen ones,
Were strunir all alonir the sround.
When it comes to entertaining
Juniors really can't l)e beat.
You must travel far and wide e'er
Yon will with their eipials nu'ct.
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Yet we'd offer a suggestion,
One or two'd not be amiss,
Juniors surely won't be angry;
Our suggestion's simply this:
"Tis not really (juite the thing to
Make your guests of honor work.
So we would advise the Juniors
Duty never more to shirk.
Also when you give a hay-ride
You must have a lot of hay,
Never use a gravel wagon,
In a hay-rack is the way.
Some who were a bit partic'lar.
Didn't get enough to eat:
Sandwiches are not improved by
Lying under someone's feet.
Still considering the bright side,
Ev'ryone had a great time.
May it be recalled by all those
Who should (diance to read this rhyme.
Frances Brown '15
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^xpmmst nf a 3Frp0l|man
Lawrence, Cal.
Auffiist 22, 1914.
Dearest Mae :
Well at last I have my heart's desire, 1
am jroing to a public school. On Aujrust 10
I became a Freshman in the Lawrence
Ili^ih School. It's just the srrandest place
in the world. But let me tell you what
they did to me.
Ilazin.ir may be forbidden in this school
but the Sophomores don't know that it
is. They take a delight in hazing me be-
cause I am one of the freshest, greenest,
humans that ever entered the portals of
a high school. Of course, coming straight
from the select Miss Shinn's, I thought
that I knew it all, but when these same
ignorant Sophomores were through I was
convinced that I didn't know a thing. The
second day that I was here they seemed
to become aware of my presence and the
third day they were ready to bid me wel-
come. That morninsr Dad brouglU me to
school and I was in the pink of j)erfection
when I entered the door. There I was
met by five girls who escorted me to the
dressing room where about twenty more
were assembled. I didn't know that they
were all Sophomores. I thought that they
were unusually sociable, but alas all my
illusions soon vanished. They told me
that all Freshmen must go through certain
ordeals before they became full-fledged
students. They read me a lot of rules,
of which they gave me a copy, and then
jx-rfomied the ordeal. They took down
my hair which I had arranged with such
loving care that morning and braided it
into six tight pig tails, each of which they
tied with .» different colored rib))on. I
was a sight I The girls howled with laugh-
ter. Just then the bell rang and they left
me alone in misery. At first I was angry
and was on the point of iroing to the prin-
< ipal, but just then I happened to get n
glimpse of myself in the mirror. I had to
hold my sides and roar.
My common sense told me that the Sophs
thought that I would rather miss class
than be laughed at. I stood still a min-
ute and asked myself, "Are you game?"
(That's high school slang). 1 replied to
my question, "I am."
All Freshmen are warned and cautioned
against being late for class but this par-
ticular morning I wasn't afraid. I would
wait until the class was deep in the les-
son and then 1 would appear. What a sen-
sation I would create ! And let me an-
nounce that it was some sensation! The
class went wild and the teacher couldn't
control them. She wrote a little note and
sent me to the office with it. You might
think that I was afraid to go to the of-
fice but strange to relate I was not. The
principal thought that I was the one who
was i)laying the joke and I allowed him to
think so. He gave me a pretty stiff lec-
ture but I didn't mind it because I hapjiened
to spy a twinkle way back in the corner of
his eye. Then he sent mc down to rearrange
my hair. There are several Sophs in the his-
tory class and two of them are girls.
When I reappeared they glanced at me
an.xiously, but I smiled sweetly and took
my seat. Of course they expected that
I had told and that it would soon be their
turn to go to the office. Rut when the day
passed and nothing ha]>])ened, they seemed
relieved.
The next morning the whole twenty met
me at the door and I wondered whit would
l>ap|>en. Each girl stei>i)ed forward and
shook hands with me. I was feeling
j>ufTed up and was about to pat myself on
the back when I overheard one girl say,
"Cordy acted more like a Sophomore than
a measly little scrub." This made me feel
prettv small and I resr)lved to be the meek-
est Freshman of the flock. Fiut I could
fP.r-
lTw«nty-Nii
never live up to a resolution and besides
you know "Freshmen are Freshmen" just
as "pigs is pig's." Consequently I get
my nose pulled quite often.
I've signed for "gym" work and basket-
ball. I also belong to the tennis club. Next
spring t'he fiirls are going to have a base-
ball team. I think I'll try out for pitcher.
Spring is a long way off and I may be able
to throw a ball straight before that time.
But I'm afraid I'll throw it too straight
and hit the batter.
I'm taking History, English, Algebra,
German and Physical Geogxaphy. It's all
lots of fun and vfully interesting. Les-
sons aren't very hard and I find that wit'h
la. little extra work I'll get a. passing mark.
Well, I will have to stop now and do
that little extra work. Good-bye, lots of
love from.
Your Freshie Friend,
Cordy Johnson.
P. S. Every Freshman thinks that his
class is the greatest institution on earth.
But I found that the rest of the school
doesn't think so and that the Sophomores
think that their sole duty in life is to cor-
rect and manage the morals and manners
of those low beings, sometimes called
"Freshmen," but more frequently "Scrubs."
Oh I tell you it's great to be a Scrub in
Lawrence but Mae I'm longing for the
time -vVhen I shall be a Sophomore.
C. J.
Ella Wurz. '15
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iThirlyJ
3«ntnr0 'Ifi
When you speak of work or of speed,
There's nothiiiij tliat we lat-k or need.
Xow let me explain one by one
Who we are and what we have done.
Ruth her cooking does first rate,
Some man'il find her a pood mate.
He'll have to eat lunch with a smile
And often have to wait a while.
Henrj' oft explosions has
Trying: to manufacture fras.
He takes away the heat too late
And just escapes a mournful fate.
Chick in Latin has gained renown.
He oft has "hie" and "hoc" turned 'round
But in his class he stands ahead
Or next to it his teacher said.
Raymond does always want the facts
The Prof, explains them out in acts,
If Raymond should more points desire
He might arouse the Prof's just ire.
Now what can I of Andrew say
Who sits adreaming all the day.
Of what he thinks, I'm in the dark
His thoughts are on the sea embarked.
Henry has much to learn as yet
He is the cooking class' pet.
He sits there shyly looking on
While all the girls around him throng.
Vernon is perfect in one art
For he has won a Freshman's heart
There's nothing more left to explain
You've all been there — he's not t<> blame.
B^mma's a lonely girl this year
She misses a graduate 1 fear.
She sits and dreams for hours at a time.
And to disturb her would be a crime.
There's nothing of myself to tell
I'm sure you know me very well.
'Twould not be ladylike you know
To talk and of mvself to blow.
P. M. B., 'IG.
rp.ge
iThiny-Onr
®i|f Wtst fax tl|? lEaat
A boy about eighteen years of age, sat
in the drawing room of an old southern
Alabama mansion. Suddenly he rose rest-
lessly to his full height. Into his eyes
crept a look of wistful longing, as he lifted
his violin and passed his fingers caress-
ingly over it. As he gently drew the bow
across the strings, soft, sad strains of
exquisite music floated through the large
French windows and drifted away among
the stately old trees and beautiful shrub-
bery. All unconscious of time, he played
softly on, pausing now and then to gaze
unseeingiy before him.
A soft step was heard in the hall and
a tall woman entered the room. She was
evidently his mother, for there was a
striking resemblance between the two.
"Ralph," she said in a voice, refined
and low, "Do stop that sad music ! What
is ailing you?"
"You know mother," he answered some-
what irritably.
"But, my son, do you want to really go
to that horrid wild West?"
"Yes."
"Oh, Ralph, I thought I could have you
stay here and grow up a gentleman !"
"Yes, mother, but can't there be gentle-
men in the West as well as in the East?"
"I don't know about that," she answered
doubtfully.
"Father always says that the outward
appearance doesn't make the gentleman,
but that which is in his heart."
Mrs. Brown looked at the boy thought-
fullv. then said, "Do you really want to
go?"
"I sure do," he replied eagerly.
"Well then, you will have to .settle it
with father."
The boy kissed his mother and hurried
away in search of his father. Father and
son had a long talk together, which ended
in Ralph having his own way.
Exactly a week later Ralph hurried
through the hall on his way to the car-
riage, which was waiting. At the door he
was stopped by a slender girl with eyes
and hair considerably lighter than his own.
She clung to him with her arms about his
neck.
"I wish I were going with you," she
whispered.
"So do I, Sis," he answered, "but you
can't, Who'd stay and comfort mother?
Besides the West's no place for girls like
you. Good-bj'e Dot."
He kissed her and was gone. The brown
eyes brimmed with tears as they saw the
horses trot briskly down the avenue. A
few minutes later he was being rapidly
whirled away. Away from home ! Into the
world !
Out of the face of his father, stern with
suppressed feeling, shone his gentle eyes.
Again he felt the grip that made his fin-
gers ache and heard that familiar voice,
he so loved, "My son, my son, Good-bye !"
"Dear Father," he murmured and then
turned to divert himself with the objects
whirling' by.
At first the country through which he
passed was well known to him. Gradually
it all grew strange. In Colorado the rail-
way stopped abruptly at a small station
called Redding. Ralph looked about him
w'hcn he stepped from the train and saw
only a few shanties, strangly, lonely-look-
ing out there in the wide plains covered
with sage brush. While he stood there
a "sawed off" man in a ereat felt hat and
"chaps" came up to him. The twitchinu'
of his sandy mustache plainly indicated
the presence of a quid of tobacco com-
fortably stowed in his cheek. Yellow hair
and big bushy eye-brows were given force
by the blue eyes which gleamed wickedly.
Such a face few people liked. He stared
fP.ge 1
IThirty-TwoJ
at Halph tor a moment ami tluMi spoke in
a deep voiee.
"Air you (he younj;: feller lliat is due tor
the St:'.r Ranelif"
"Yes." replied Ralph, "I am."
"Wal." continued the cowboy, "I'm
Sandy Benard, my ri<rht name be John,
but you see everybody calls me Sandy. 1
iruess we'll be ijoin'."
He led the way to a pair of bronchus
standinir in the sliade of one of tiie shan-
ties. Halph followed silently, inwardly
amused at his compa:iion. They mounted
and rode away throujih the trackless plain.
The Easterner was by no means asleep.
They were surrounded on every side
barren plains, only broken here and there
by a clum]> of saac brush, which occasion-
ally held a friirhtened rabbit or a ho|>pinji
horntoad. The dim purple mountains in
the distance fonned a frinjie for the vast
l)lains. The men rode in silence which
was almost unbroken. Sandy stole sly
yrlances at his companion. He saw a youth
with honest eyes, clear brow and deter-
minedly set chin, a face wholly unafraid.
That niffht they camped at a water-
hole. After cookinir and eatinir their sup-
pers, they rolled up In their blankets and
slept soundly beneath the stars.
It was Sunday mornin-r when they ar-
rived at the Star Ranch. The ranch was
in the low foot-liills. The ramblin<r ranch
house was ap])roached from the front. It
was made of adobe with some clay. All
of the buildinjrs around the place were
as neat as the house itself. As the horse-
men rode to the door the owner of the
ranch, a middle aired man, came out. He
approached Ralph in a brisk, authoritative
manner and received him srraciously. Af-
ter the Boss, as he was called by all the
cowboys, had arranged all matters of im-
)>ortance with Ralph, Sandy escorted him
to the bunk house where the cowboys'
quarters were.
At first the men treated him distantly.
This did not matter much to Ralph for
he had his work to do and he did it faith-
fully. It was not long until they saw that
he was honest and wanted to work. When
he first came to the ranch the men had
teased him incessantly about his white
hands, — "Lady tim;ers," they called them.
This was rather embarrassinj;, but he soon
succeeded in ••ettiiiir them as brown and
rouirh as the others.
About n week after he came, an old In-
dian rode up to the ranch on a beautiful
black horse. Ralph and Sandy were sit-
tina- in the shade fixinjr their saddles.
Ralph was silently admirinfj the animal
when Sandy volunteered "That thar lndi'..n
is a old risident of the country and ain't
never been taken to a risarvation. What
cher thinkin' about"?"
Ralph only started sli.uhtly and irrinned.
"I'urty fine natr he's ridin', ain't it?"
With these words Sandy's eyes narrowed
to mere slits in his roujrh, sunburned face
and searched Ralph's face like cold points
of blue steel. He found no clue for sus-
jiicion and shifted his fraze ajjain to the
horse, where it rested lonninaly. He sud-
denly spied a fly near the toe of his boot,
and s|)at his vensreance at it.
The old chief had seen Ralph and had
trusted him instantly. Ralph went about
his work ajiain, but he had not forgotten
the horse. He decided to have it.
The new cowboy was beinjj watched all
the time although he did not realize it.
The boss was thinkina about retiring amd
was in need of a reliable foreman. He was
attracted to Ral])li and questioned the
men reaardinir him.
When Rali)h Brown had been at the
Star RaiH'h for a few months, a letter was
handed to bim by one of the men. He
looked at it curiously, it was not from
home for it bore no postmark. On tearinsr
it open he found a slip of jiaper on which
was written in a cramjicd hand:
"mr r brown
"der ser.
"red feather is soiii to dar haiii)y
huntin srroun and want you to hav
black hawk, jrive him a home
"red feather."
Ralph aazed at the letter in bewilder-
ment. Black Hawk! For him! Meditatinsr
a moment he turned and went in search of
the Boss. After readin<r the letler, the
Boss looked at the younjr man.
"Will you lake him?" he asked simjily.
Ralph nodded. The older man laid a
iThirty-Thr,
hand on his shoulder and said, "Red
Feather was fond of you from the first
time he ever laid eyes on you. Now ijo
and get your horse."
The young man mounted his pinto and
rode away to Red Feather's hut. On
knocking at the door, he received a faint,
"Come." Entering, he found himself in a
dark room. Its furniture consisted of
a chair, a stove and a bed, on which the
old man lay. Ralph went quickly to the
bed side and held the offered hand in si-
lence. Finally Red Feather spoke. It was
in a low voice, "Rod Feather — is — goin —
to — the — Happy — Hunting — Grounds. Take
— Black — Hawk. Take good — care — of
him — always."
Ralph promised he would and the old
man closed his eyes with a sigh. Red
Feather was now with the Great Spirit.
In the stable Ralph found the black
horse. For a while he gazed at him fondly,
then mounted and rode sadly away.
A week later the Boss summoned him to
the office. An hour or more passed be-
fore he again reappeared. He was now
foreman of the Star Ranch. The other
cowboys, with the exception of Sandy,
heard the news joyfully. They had learned
to love him. Sandy eyed him from a dis-
tance with envy. He was exceedingly jeal-
ous of Ralph.
One day Sandy was wandering aboxit
the buildings in a very black mood. He
passed the open door of Ralph's office in
his wandering and glancing in he found it
vacant. A sudden impulse to do Ralph harm
seized him. He quickly had a pen in his
fingers and Ralph's account book open. •
In a minute he had changed several num-
bers and taken some bills from the table
and was gone just as the foreman was
about to enter an opposite door.
Ralph discovered the fix up in his num-
bers and worked for hours to straighten
it out but was unsuccessful. When the
Boss heard of it, he investigated it but
without result. Accordingly Ralph was
discharged.
The young man felt his disgrace very
keenly. After selling Black Hawk, much
against his will he left the country. The
bovs could not believe him guiltv. ITis
friend Jack, was sure that he was not.
One bright June morning, when all out
doors was alive and glad, a dark figure
was seen against the distant horizon by
the cowboys of the Star Ranch. As it drew
nearer and became more distinct, they be-
gan speculating as to the idently of the
rider.
"That's that kid. Brown on Black Hawk!"
ejaculated Jack.
Surely it could not be he ! Yes he was
coming directly toward them. The cow-
boys raised a joyful yell which was aji-
swered by a well-known shout.
Black Hawk, as if knowing that this
was home, bore his rider up to the group
with a dash. There followed a great deal
of hand-shaking and joyful exclamations.
"Where have you been?" asked Jack,
slapping Ralph affectionately upon the
shoulder.
The rest were like a I)unch of eager
school-boys.
"Tell the whole story," someone cried.
"There's not much to tell," began Ralph.
"Only when I left this ranch I was dis-
gusted with the West and decided to go
home. I got as far as Kansas City when
my funds ran low so I had to stop. I
hunted work for a week before I. finally
landed a job as reporter for a small paper.
By the time I had earned enough for a
ticket home I had no desire to go. Instead
I had an intense yearning for the West and
the free open life of the plains," he
paused and ran his hand carressiiigly over
the glossy mane of Black Hawk. The
horse rubbed his nose against Ralph's
shoulder, "and for you, too, Black Hawk,"
he continued, "I arrived in Wyoming a few
weeks ago. I wasn't brave enough to face
you just then. I didn't like the country so
well and besides work was scarce. Finally I
found myself in these mountains. I just
felt sure that yon fellows didn't believe me
crooked in spite of the dope the Boss had
on me."
"And we didn't," the boys rejilied, all
speaking at once. "You aren't of (hat
sneaking kind."
"Thankee, for the com])liment, hoys,"
urinned Ralph.
"But what became of that man, Mitchell,
IThitty-FourJ
who boujiht this there iiasr off you?" nskcfl
one man a laomeiit later.
"Sear<*li lae," said Kalpli.
"1 seen Sandy ridin' tliat thar lioss over
ill Keddin' last week, — sure tliiujr — ."
"Oh ! Go on ! You were seein' soldiers
hy the half dozen too," put in Jaek.
"Not on your life. I warn't induijjin'."
"Fellows," interru|ited Ral])h, "I'm here
today with sad news for you. I wouldn't
liave been here otherwise. — Sandy's dead —
stone dead."
"Whateher mean?" All eyes were turned
on the speaker in bewilderment.
Ralph drew a i)aek of papers from liis
pocket and .selected a dirty piece of an
old envelr)pe from the others.
"Head that," he said, "It's my pass port
into respectable society and back to my
honor."
Just then the Boss came out of the cor-
ral carryin;:: a coil of rope in his hand.
Jack read.
"I took those bills, — Sandy."
For a moment the truth seemed to per-
colate slowly, then a lusty shout set the
buildiufrs rinirin^. Glad hands seemed to
extend out of space. Ralph saw them
throuirh tear dimmed eyes, thinkinir, these
are friends indeed.
After these expressions of u;ladness and
trust were completed, Rali>li sj>oke in his
most solemn tones. All heads were bowed
the moment the rollinjr tones broke uj><)n
their ears.
"Fellows," he said, "I left his body un-
der a tree at Willow Watering, about four
hours ride to the north east on the Red-
dinsr Trail. We must sret him away be-
fore niiilit or the coyotes will."
"What's ealinfr you fellows?" the voice
of the Boss was cool. No one sjioke.
Ralidi's eyes met those of his former em-
l)loyer almost hau<rhtily.
"Well Brown, What brinps you back?"
"He's innocent." Jack put in before
Ralph could answer," "and here's the
prool."
The Boss read the |)aper, extendinj; his
free hand, srripped Ralph's and said, "For-
jrive me ! 1 have never believed it of you
in spite of the evidence! There was no
other way. I had to discharj^e you."
"Sandy's lyinjr dead away out there.
Boss. I eame ui)on him when 1 was on
my way to Mitchell's with this horse.
He was within a few yards of Willow Wat-
erinjr. His eyes were bloodshot and his
hands bleedinfr, bis knees stuck throujih his
trousers swollen and bruised."
"What was the matter? What liapix'iied
to him?"
"Rattler."
"He raved for hours and about midnijrht
sat up straiaht and wild-eyed jrazed at me."
"Are you Brown?" he demanded at last.
"Yes.'*'
"Wal, I reckon as now I've told you, I
sup|>ose you're jjlad to see me dyins."
"He wouldn't lie down, Boss, but jrazed
at the stars a few minutes. Suddeidy he
fumbled about his clothina-. He could not
articulate; his hands fell helplessly to his
side and he sank back afrainst the sad-
dle. His lips were moviufr. Piece paper —
pencil, were all I heard. He seemed to
sleej). I 5rot there Lut could not arouse him.
"At sunrise he turned his head and
reached for the paper, tryins: to write. I
sruided his hand as he mumbled. "I took
— those — bills. — Sandy. He was tryinsr to
thank me out of that bruised and broken
body of his. Poor unfortunate fellow! Now
let's brinfr him home."
That nijj-iit at sunset Ralph drove the
backboard into the circle of buildinirs. The
body of Sandy lay on a heaj) of straw in
the bottom. Ralph jrnided the horses into
the yard thinkinjr of his first cominj: to
the West. Now he could go home and face
his father. lb- had jiroven his honesty.
M. R. '18.
iTh.ily Fi.
i
(With due apologies to the shade of Chaucer. )
Whan that we ar(e) about (e) to .sraduate
It is ris'ht fitt(e) to tell(e) of Seniours aiglite.
So ye iihal kno\v(e) of what condicioun
And of what wourth they ar(e), hem everiehon.
And of them al ther ar(e) bold youthes foiirc
Whom, we al hop(e) this rhim(e) will nat mak(e) sore,
For we do mean(e) hem al to bawle oute,
And we beseech yow al no word(e) to doubte.
Four(e) girls ther ar(e), and wourthy Tnayd(e)s they are
And we intend(e) ther faim(e) to sprede fare.
SLATSE
With(e) us ther is a youth (e) yeleped Slatse
Who, when address{e)d by us, doth say(e), "Oh ratse,"
Or "oh shut up !" or "oh go on !" and swiche,
So, as yow see, in curteisy nat riche,
This youth (e), who is ful selendre, len(e) and lank(e),
Is in this sc'hool(e) an artist(e) of ,areat(e) ranke.
For it is his plea sour to draw(e) cartoones
Of whisker (e)d aentilmen and ugiie coones,
And doog(e)s and fo<W(e)s. And e'en the Prof besides
Is caricatur(e)d, yet ne'er this rash(e) youth(e) chides.
A pompadour he hath, this gentil boye
The which (e) he doth regard with pryd(c) and joye:
With anxious cayr(e) he hath his lokkes trained
And e'en to plaster them with soap(e) hath deigned,
And now strait from his nobel brow they ryse
And he appears ful scolarlike and wyse.
BLANCHE AND FRITZ
Of maydens two T will(e) vow next devyse
Theyr disi)ositiouiis and ek(e) ther guise.
The mayd(e) called Blanch(e) she is full short and i)hunpe
Yet she nathles is always on the jumpe.
Ful ruddie is hir fac(e) e'en lyk{e) a rose.
And snial hir mouth(e) and tiptilted hir nose.
The other mayden is right(e) len(e) and talle.
And when she is arrayd for basket balle
Lyk(e) matches sem(e) hir legg(e)s and ck{e) hir anr.es.
Siie is nat vayn(e), yet anxious stryv(e)s for charmes,
To crull(e) hir lokk(e)s an iron she doth use.
And loni;' l)cfor the mirrour she doth muse.
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IThirly-SiiJ
Hir nos(c), which is ful laiii, a iiobl(c) beai<c>,
She doth bideck witli pmulr(i'), also in-h cheaive.
Thes(e) nuiydens, in ther Seniour difjnit.ve,
Ful wourthy ar(e), yet aft ar(c) rii;iu sillye,
For biuirh(e) they do, e'en lyk(e) a Fresliman srreene,
Yet ne'er lyk(e) under eiassnien do they (lueene.
JOE
We hav(e) a traytor in onr(e) ehiss(e) nani(e)d Jo(e).
He lyk(e)d a Freshman pirl nat loni; ajro.
Altho a eiiarniinjr niayden. and ful si)rye,
Stil this does nat explain the reason whye
A Freshman jrreen(e) to notie(e) he shold deisrne.
And he shold know that this doth cansle) us payne.
But stil. he is a youth (e) of eourteisye
And he doth lov(e) to aid(e) a fayr(e) ladye.
And he doth serv(e) ech on(e) rijjht jrallantly
Wheth(e)r fatt(e) or slim, or tall(e) or short be she.
In basket ball(e) he hath amazinjr skilie
And he cann(e) throw a sioelle) when e'er he wille.
ALVIN AND WALTER
Thes(e) two Seniours ther teaeliers do harasse
For it is aft ther wish(e) to cut a classe.
Yet who shold hav(e) a perfect rii>ht to cut
And 'seap(e) unpleasaunt thinjres, but
A Seniour, who doth liav(e) all privilejres?
And what reck they that ev(e)ry teacher rages?
The first nam(e)d youth (e) a risrht shy ladd(e) is he
And it doth vex him, Oil I so dredfulyl
When s()m(e) bold mayd(e) to flirt with him doth trye,
Tiien he doth blush, and shyly drooj) his eye.
The other youth (e) is r|uyt(e) the contra rye
And sur(e)ly doth behav(e) dis,s:rac(e)fullye.
For flirt he doth with ev(e)ry mayden fayre
He haps to met(e), nor littl(e) doth he cayre
What ,guis(e) she hav(e), or what positioun
For he doth flirt with al. hem everichcm.
From lofty Seniour down(e) to Freshman <.Meeiie
With ech and al of hem he lov(e) to <|ueene.
ELLA
This mayden onc(e) did think this schooKe) to leaven,
Yet coud nat bear(e) to leav(e) the Seniours seven;
So slie return (e)d and now we ar(e) just eijrhte.
She oft. alas! too oft! doth com(e) in laite
And even when she doth arryv(e) at nyne.
She must hir hayre fixe, or the shyne
Kemov(e) from oflf hir iios(e) with poudre white
So she may nat appear a i)erfect frijrhte.
This mayden is of sj^each oft riirht sarcastic.
And oii(e) must be of tempre riirht elastic
fP-r-
IThiny-Srv
Els(e) he wold be quit(e) crush(e)d by hir sharp speaches,
Eeh word(e) of whiehe to its marke reaches.
To suitors she is sarcastic and cru(e)le
Or, what is wors, indifferent and coole.
NEVA
Our(e) Neva is a coy, retiring; mayde
And e'er wold keep hirself quyt(e) in the shade.
Swieh(e) modesty (e) is right pleasing to finde,
And in Seniours quyt(e) rare is its kinde.
Hir cheak(e)s and lipp(e)s are redd(e) as any rose,
A payr(e) of spectacles adorn hir nose
And lend to hir a look of dignitye.
Yet quj-t(e) imdig-nified right aft is she,
For on a day so madlie did she danee
(And quyt(e) unlik(e) a Seniour she did prance)
Hir spectacles from off hir nos(e) did drop,
And break in two, then only did she stop.
She is right short, yet doth long to be talle
And it to her is lyk(e) wormwood and galle.
That e'en the Freshmen surpass her in height,
But still she is of tempre swet(e) and brighte.
F. B. '15.
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iThirly-EightJ
i
^aw Wtll ^inh a Hay |
Gloom had laid his heavy hand upon
■the three boys who sat in Room 21, in
Tail's Hall, of The Hamilton Military
Academy. They were Jaek Daulton, Senior,
captain and center of the basket ball team,
Ray Woodrviff, Senior, and forward on the
basket ball team, and Willie Dustin, plain
Freshman.
"Talk about your luck." growled Jack,
"Here are Ray and I waiting to be put in
the suard-house and the championship
game with Hilton coming off a week from
Saturday night. Besides I suppose Betty
and Carol are about crazy because they
haven't heard from us since last Saturday.
It's all your faulty Dusty. If you had held
on to those letters we would be in the gym
now instead of waiting to be escorted to the
guard-house."
"You fellows make me tired!" snorted
Willie. As long as Nancy and I delivered
your messages safely at the risk of our
own necks it was all right. But because
I let one slip you are ready to call me seven
kinds of a fool and then some, and here I
am risking my life for you again. If I'm
caught here it will be the guard-house for
little Willie. But I'll tell you what I'll do.
Wednesday, after the team passes the
guard-house you fellows drop a couple of
notes out of the window and yours truly
will deliver them. Hall will be in his study
and there will be no chance of being
caught. I'll — " but just then footsteps
were heard approaching the door so Willie
beat a hasty retreat down the fire escape.
Cadets Daulton and Woodruff were to be
confined in the guard-house Tuesday at 9
p. m.. to await a general court-martial.
Their offense was the most serious in the
history of the school. They had been cor-
resi>onding with two girls of the Garwood
Seminary and two of the letters fell into
the hands of the head master of Hamilton.
* Waldon Hall.
IThhtT-NiBcJ
Madame Eliza Brandon, Dean at Gar-
wood, was Mr. Hall's bitterest enemy and
he refused to allow his boys to have any-
thing to do with her girls. She upheld the
same rule in her school. Several years
before they had been engaged but had quar-
reled over some trivial matter and had not
spoken since.
Wednesday afternoon at four o'clock the
basket ball team passed the guard-house
on the way to the gym. Ten minutes later
footsteps were heard on the walk and two
notes dropped at the feet of Mr. Hall, who
had just rounded the corner of the guard-
house. He picked thm up. glanced at the
inscription, frowned and i)ut them in his
pocket. After a minute of deliberation he
proceeded on his way. Five minutes later
Dusty came running down the path.
"Fellows", he called softly as he reached
the window. No answer. He called again.
Two heads appeared at the window.
"What's wanted?" asked Ray.
"Where are the letters?" asked Willie.
"The letters? Didn't you get them? We
dropped them out about five minutes ago
when you passed."
"I just got here. Wheelan kept me for
algebra. Who is on guard today?"
"Toots Reynolds. He'd help us out of
trouble so ^o and ask him if he knows
anything about the letters."
In a few minutes Willie was back with
a look of despair upon his countenance.
"He says that Hall came down with some
orders a little while ago and went back
this way.''
"Great Scott! Isn't that just our luck!"
exclaimed Jack. "Now we'll get it for
sure. No chance of playing a week from
Saturday night now. You're the best mes-
senger I ever saw. Dusty. You couldn't
b)iy a postage stamp without losing it
before it crossed the counter. You make
me tired. Don't ever suggest anything to
me again."
"Aw shut up ! You fellows must think I'm
your goat. I hope Hall gives you the limit,"
and with that the cruel Willie made for
the gym.
Monday at two o'clock the court con-
vened. Just as the case was called a note
was handed to Mr. Hall. This is what he
read:
"Dear Waldon :
Last night as I was making my
usual round of visits I found one of
my students, Elizabeth Wall, crying as
if her heart would break. On inquir-
ing into the cause I learned that she
was crying because she had not heard
from Jack Daulton of your school,
since a week ago last Saturday. In-
stead of being angry I was sorry and
my heart went out to her. I thought
at once of you and of our quaiTel of
several years ago. Waldon, I am sorry
for I know now that I was wrong. I
ask vour foririveness.
I also ask that you let your boys
join with my girls in giving their com-
mencement dance.
Affectionately yours,
Eliza."
Mr. Hall looked up and smiled as he
noted the gloomy faces of the cadets in
front of him.
"I withdraw my charges against Cadets
Daulton and Woodruff and reinstate them
in their former position. Also I wish t'.
state that you will be joined by the girls
of Garwood Seminary at your commence-
ment.", he said.
Bedlam broke loose. The yelling, cheer-
ing mob of boys with Daulton and Woodruff
on their shoulders made their way outside
and marched around and around the build-
ing.
"Look, look," whispered Betty to Jack
as they strolled slowly up and down in the
moonlight on commencement night, "I be-
lieve Mr. Hall is proposing to Madame
Brandon under Lover's Oak."
Ella Wurz, '15.
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IForty J
(iur Jr^Hhtr (Strls anil Inga
OUR FRESHIE GIRLS
A cutio biiiicli ol' Fresliint'u we,
When first we entered Liberty:
Coy Esther, with her lauirhinjv eyes,
lias many a liandsonie boy capsized.
^Vnd Kate considers it no sin
To wear a handsome Jnnior's pin.
Our Mabel is so meeiv and dear,
Doth ever blush when a boy is near.
There's Muriel who's not so very quiet
And we all know she's on no diet.
Most everyone knows how "Dinks'' is in History
But her love affairs are still a mystery.
Briffht Georsria is our B. B. star
And in her i)layin«: is no mar.
Yirsrin' in German's not very smart
I'm afraid her thonjrhts are all of "Mart — ."
While Ruth is sure a trump in drawinii
She thinks that English "f*()mi)s." are horinu'.
OUR FRESHIE BOYS
We have a happy set of Freshie boys,
They're dear old Liberty's pride and .joys.
Ransom's our German and Alirebra shark
lie never fails to iiet a hitrh mark.
Homer thinks that all History's a bore
And usually makes a detested "4."
Younir Carl sure is our handsome boy
And when dolled uj) looks truly coy.
Iloratius his place in Ensrlish loses
But nevertheless the whole school amuses.
Roswell is certainly no teacher's pet
They all think, "There's rooms to let."
Stanley doesn't care to see his sister rn-jc.
He's sure to stop her and start to nair.
Jack is the boy with the curly hair
He'd cut "Enslish" every day if he dare.
Mya to school on a blue motor rides
And most of the time in the basement hides.
Forrest is a fpiiet and bashful lad
And in school could never be bad.
And the -/iris all think that Ned
Should be spanked and sent to bed.
Jlincrva Weihe, '18.
(Slip Bnmfstir ^ri?«r? (Elaaa
Oh Heaven! Oh Heaven! Oh help ns!
Oh Lordy! What shall we do
When we find that Huni^arian Goulash
Is only a plain Irish Stew!
"What's in a name!" says Shakespeare.
"What's in a doughnut !" cries Zeb,
"Naught but a hole in the center
With the dough as heavy as lead."
Zeb knows all about doughnuts,
For out of the window hers flew,
O'er the back fence of the alley,
When she thought that nobody knew.
Kuth Weihe. a golden-haired augel,
Who never does an^-thing wrong,
Hid her white sauce in the locker,
To wait until Teacher had gone.
Then into the sink she poured it
And when if- had disappeared.
She sighed a sigh of contentment
And bid farewell to her fears.
The best of the class is Emma,
She knows how to cook real well.
Her favorite dish is "Lemons".
Served how? she will not tell.
Fern knows how to cook biscuits.
As light as the clouds above.
She never gets into mischief
And claims she knows nothinir of love.
Frances, the dear little lassie.
With all of her winning ways
Fed some of the boys her cookies.
The doctor was busy for days.
Next comes our good cook. Polly,
Who makes the French Fried Sjuids,
Aiul when she's washing dish-towels
She's bound to have plenty of suds.
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iForty-Twf
WIkmi Hcrtliii, llic nirl ol' tlic inountiiiii,
Hroko opoii iin ejjfj one day,
A chick .jumped out to surprise her
And slic let it riy away.
Now conies our dark eyed Sayde,
Jler pastry we all adore.
Tlie shape of some of lier cream puff.s
AVonld make an elephant roar.
Then last of all comes Henry,
Whose jriii'rer- bread was swell.
A Carneirie Medal he merits
For makinjr it so well.
Now the one who eomjwsed this poem
Has as many faults as the rest.
And amouii all the cooks in the dou;ih-houst
It's hard to pick ont the best.
Huth Lent. '18.
lOOKINC CLASS— I)().\n;sTlC SCIKNCK DKl'.MM'.MKXT
lForty-T>itre J
I
IGaBt Will nnh iEtBtammt
iif tljr Class uf 1915
Wo, the illustrious members of the
Senior Class of the Liberty Union High
School of the City of Brentwood, County
of Contra Costa, State of California,
being sound in mind, though worn in body
because of the trials of our past four
years, and not entirely influenced by the
Faculty, do hereby meet on this Twenty-
eighth day of May, 1915, to make, publish
and declare this our last will and testa-
ment with all the sadness which the oc-
ca,sion demands. We will and bequeath in
the manner following:
First. To the Junior Class we will and
betjueath our Senior dignity, our un-
bounded talent, to be used in compiling the
lOin Annual, and our enviable positions as
bosses of the school.
Second. To the Sophomore Class we
will and bequeath our ability to escape
hard work.
Third. To the Freshman Class w«^will
and bequeath our unsurpassable egotism.
Fourth. The Senior girls leave their
copies of Emerson's essays to the janitor
with the stipulation that he use them in
making the fire in the sewing room, and
leave no trace of them behind to worry
future generations.
Fifth. I, Ella Wurz, do will and be-
queath my long used aiul much abused
whip to Mr. Martin to be used on the Jun-
ior Class to enable them to get up enough
speed to write an annual next year. My
brown corduroy dress I will and bequeath
to the cooking class, to be used in making
holders to lift hot pans from the stove.
My gift of sharp and pointed speech I
leave to Herschel Miller, to be used spar-
ingly in repartee with the girls. My anti-
quated gray horse I bequeath to the man-
ual training boys to carry them to and
from the shop. My beloved frizzly locks
I bequeath to Ruth Weihe on condition
that she weai them in a fringe from ear
to ear around her face.
Sixth. I, Neva Sheddrick, do will and
bequeath my glasses to the 1916 Josh
Editor, to aid him in seeing the point to
the jokes contributed to the annual from
various sources. My dilapidated equi-
page with the broken top I leave to those
boys who have so kindly assisted me in
harnessing my horse after school, to be
divif'od among them as they see fit. My
envied desk and chair in the Assembly,
near the back window, I leave to Raymond
Prcwett, so he may not have to crane his
neck to see everything that is going on
in the street. My rosy complexion I leave
to Miss Gehringer, to be applied judiciously
to those participating in school plays in
the future. My abundance of hair I leave
to Ruth Weihe, to be added to the fringe
bequeathed by Ella Wurz, and worn only
on special occasions, such as St. Patrick's
Day. My blue cheviot skirt I leave to
Zelnia Dainty to be worn with her mid-
die blouses on condition that she consign
her plaid skirt to the ash heap.
Seventh. I, Blanche Juett, do bequeath
my superfluous avoirdupois to Minerva
Weihe, to be applied where she needs it
the most. My red sweater I leave to next
year's sewing class, to be dyed green and
then made into chest protectors for the
P^reshmen. My irrepressible giggle I leave
to the Student Body to be distributed
equally among the various members. My
typewriter in the commercial room, I leave
to any poor unfortunate who wants it. My
hair, which curls in rainy weather I leave
to Roswell Donaldson, to be superimposed
upon his own straight locks. My blue
serge dress I bequeath to Hulh Lent on
condition that she make no alterations in
the same, but wear it in its original con-
dition. Mv unfailins talkativeness, I leave
fP.Be ]
IForty-FouiJ
to Andrew Porter, knowin*; thnt it will be
well used ;uid appreeiated.
Kii:litli. I, Franees Brown, do will and
l)e<|iieatli my slender Hjrure to the sewinji
class, to be used as a model. My Pan-
ama lial, wliieh I have worn to sehool tor
two years and whieii is uood for at least
ten years more, I bequeath to Kate Hud-
son. My large voeabulary, whieli hass
served me faithfully for the last four
years I be(|ueath to the Freshman English
Class, knowing I hem to be sadly in need
of the same. My privilege of (|ueeniiig at
noon I leave to Fern Squires and Hertha
Howard hoping that they will not abuse
the same by availing themselves of it loo
frequently. My Mary Jane pumps I be-
(pieath to Ransom Fox. knowing that he
will want something to remember me by.
My privilege of teasing same young mt\n
I leave to Zelma Dainty.
Ninth. I, Roy Frerichs, do bequeath my
beautiful disposition to Frank Shellen-
berger. My corduroy trousers and black
shoes I leave to Henry Winfree, knowing
that what he laeks in size he will make uji
in conceit when he gets to be a Senior.
My plaid mackinaw I leave to Eddie
Hevey. My comet I leave to the Prof, to
be used when the electric bell is out of or-
der. My old motor I leave to Mr. Clark to
use in riding to and from school.
Tenth. I. Walter Swift, do bequeath
my everlasting grouch to Aubrey William-
son, to offset his own peri)etual cheerful-
ness. My iiabit of flirting with all the
trirls, I leave to my brother. Homer Swift,
trusting that he will uphold the family
reputation. My privilege of cutting
classes. I leave to Ellis Cakebread, hoping
that he will .appreciate the same and make
good use of it. My dilapidated text books
I leave to Adella Willett knowing that she
has Ion-; admired and enviously coveted
the same. My overdeveloped fondness for
loafinir I leave to Mab«'l Sieding.
Eleventh. I, Joe Hand, do becpieath my
suite of rooms over the Tea Cup Inn to ihe
High School to be used as a gynniasium.
My pompadour, 1 leave to the Freshman
girls, hoping there will be no quarreling
over the division of the same. My popular-
ity with the girls I leave to Henry Hark-
ley, knowing that he has long envied me the
same. My basket-ball suit 1 leave to
Clifford McNaimara, on condition that he
get no stouter, as the suit ean stand no
undue strain. My red stocking cap 1 leave
to Sayde Brown, knowing that it will har-
monize beautifully with her hair.
Twelfth. 1, Alvin Howard, do be(|ueath
my bashfulness to Carl (\)wan, knowing
him to be sadly in need of something of the
kind. My accuracy in throwing nnid balls
I leave to the ne.xt year Freshie boys, to
be used in protecting themselves from the
attaeks of the upper classmen. My fond-
ues.':; for being absent from recitations I
leave to Grace Milet. My facility of slow
and deliberate locomotion, I leave to Emma
Shellenberger. My habit of eoming any
time after nine o'clock, I leave to John
Snllenger.
In witness hereof we set our hands and
seals on this twenty-eighth day of May, in
the year of our Lord, One Thousand Nine
Hundred and Fifteen.
Siyncd :
Blanche Juett
Ella Wurz
Neva Sheddrick
Franees Brown
Roy Frerichs
Alvin Howard
Walter Swift
Joe Hand
Signed and sealed in the presence of:
Herschel Miller
Board of Censorship
Ransom Fox
[P.„ 1
iForly.Fivr)
Ill giving an account of our forge work
it would take manj' pages to give in detail
the work as we have gone over it in our
course. ''Practical work," has been our
motto all winter, and to keep us properly
interested in our work we have, after a few
weeks of all kinds of work, been allowed
to make various small articles the process
of making which leads to thoroughness and
to an experience which places us upon a
firmer footing and inspires each student
with more confidence in his ability. Some
of the work is difficult and trying, but in the
end we have all enjoyed our small accom-
plishments.
In our shop we lack many conveniences,
but this need of various articles has in-
spired initiative and made us resourceful.
We supply these articles by making them
ourselves and thus learn to attain results
under difficulties.
Our processes have involved heating iron
and steel of various compositions to {Tsroper
temperatures for shaping, also the shap-
ing, bending and welding of iron and steel
of a high temper.
We turn out genuine hand made tools,
shaoed, polished and tempered. Amoii;?
these articles are cold chisels, wrenches,
screw drivers, diiferent kinds of hammers,
flatters and hot eye cutters, drawing and
bench knives, and hack saws.
Many of these articles we color in var-
ious ways in the fire and with acids and
other metals.
There is no way of judging how much is
done during the term by examining our
exhibit, for not more than a third of our
actual work can be shown on account of
our economical phase of the work which
involves repeated use of \arious articles
and scraps for other steps and phases of
the course.
A visit to the shop any day will enable
you to get a fair notion of the character
and importance of this department and to
understand how intimately it is related to
the evervdav life of ranch work.
fP.g* 1
IFoity-SiiJ
GIRLS' ATHLETICS
Tlio uirl> bouaii l)a?.ket-ball practice
early in September. Enthusiasm ran liiirli
and twice a week teams appeared on the
court.
LIBERTY VS. MX. DIABLO
Our Krst i;ame was played with Mt.
Diablo team Oct. 10, on the home court.
The Liberty girls led the score tlirouuliout
the game. It was the first contest srame
Mt. Diablo had ever played but they kept
us nioving. The score stood at the end
of the last half 18-6 in favor of Liberty.
The line up was as follows:
LIHERTY MT.DIAHLO
FORWARDS
Kinma ShelleiiliorKer Evelyn F:nos
Ella Wurz (("apt* Eleanor Rirti-out U'apt. I
GIARDS
Franees Brown Gladys Geary
Ruth Weihe Beatrice Soto
CEXTER?
Sayde Brown Lora January
I'olly Burklt-y Winetta Bott
LIBERTY VS. ALHAMBRA
Previous to this game we did noi prac-
tice as faithfully as we should have done
and showed it when we played Alhambra
on the home court Nov. 20. The Liberty
irirls seemed paralyzed the first half. The
•<core stood 10-0 in favor of Alhambra.
The second half the Liberty team played
hard, makinu: the game very exciting. But
.\lhambra had such a lead that when the
whistle blew for time the score stood 1')-
11 in favor of Alhambra. The line-up was
as follows:
LIBERTY ALHAMBRA
FORWARDS
Emma sli.'llenlx'nf.'r Il'-rtha Netherton
Ella Wur/ K'apt.l Marwiret MrMahon
(ifARDS
Ruth Weilu- Margaret Swift
FniiHfs Brown In>ne Brewi-n
CENTER."
Saytle Brown Somia Mellarry
Polly Barkl.-y Marsruirite Perk (CViptt
This was our last game until after the
holidavs.
After the holidays the girls showed
more vigor in practicing for the scheduled
games of the C. C. A. L. were on hand.
The first game was to be played Jan. 1")
with Mt. Diablo. They forfeited the game
at the last minute and in order not to dis-
appoint the public the Liberty first and sec-
ond teams played a game. It was a splen-
did game, well played throughout both
halves. At the close of the game the score
stood 17-5 in favor of the first team. The
line up was as follows:
FIRST TEAM SECOND TEAM
FORWARDS
Georjria Nunn (iladys Nuiui
EniniH SliellenlM>rRiT (Oipt.) Velnia Cowan
(iUARDS
Fmnces Brown Roma IVnit«>rton
Ruth Weihe Beatriet> .Sanders
CENTERS
.Sayde Brown Minerva Weihe
Polly Barkley Viririe Spnidley ( Capt. )
On Feb. 13. a game was scheduled with
Rivcrview to be i>layed on their court. Riv-
erview forfeited the game to Liberty.
LIBERTY VS. ALHAMBRA
The game with Alhambra was scheduled
for Jan. M) but both teams agreed to play
a week later. Feb. (i Alhambra met Liberty
on the hitter's court. Both teams entered
with the spirit of the game written on their
fiices, as this wa.s to decide the champion-
ship of the county. A few minutes after
the game started P'ranccs Brown sprained
her ankle and Mae Rctberts took her place.
The game was as snappy as could be
wished for and the crowd went wild with
enthusiasm. Liberty scored first and kept
the lead throughout the game. The score
at the end of the first half stood H)-7 in
favor of Liberty. When the whistle blew
for the second half profound silence
reigned until the ball was j)ut in play. Both
teams showed more vigor than ever but our
iippoiicnts were irradually losini: •rround.
rp,,r
Uorlr-Srv
The cTowd stood up with excitement. The
Alhiirnbra jiirls i)layed a splendid fjaine but
the Liberty Girls' fast team work was too
much for them. At the end of the second
half the score stood 22-9 in favor of Lib-
erty. This made Liberty the championship
basket-ball players of the county, winning'
the championship pennant of the C. C. A. L.
The Martinez girls were game losers giv-
ing' us a rousing' good cheer after the game
which we heartily returned. The line up
was as follows:
LIBERTY ALHAMBRA
Georgia Nunn
Ella Wurz (Capt.)
Frances Brown
Ruth Wt'ihe
Sayde Brown
Polly Barkley
FORWARDS
Marpraret McMahon
Hfrtlia Netherton (Capt.)
Gl'ARDS
Mae Roberts Irene Brewen
Margaret Swift
CENTERS
Marguerite Peck
Norma McHarry
The g-irls in Basket Ball who were win-
ners of the block "L" are:
Frances Brown, '1').
Ella Wurz, '15.
Ruth Weihe, '16.
Emma Shellenberger, 'IG.
Polly Barkley, ']6.
Sayde Brown, '17.
Mae Roberts, "17.
Georgia Nunn, '18.
GIRLS' BASKET BALL TEAM
Top row (left to right) : France.s Brown, (manager), Ruth Weihe, Georgia
Nunn, Ella Wurz. Miss Linda Gehringer, (coach).
Bottom row: Polly Barkley. Emma Shellenberger, (captain), Sayde Brown,
Mae Roberts.
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IForty-EighlJ
Atl|kttr0 (Ennttnu^ft
FOOTBALL
The year lOH-lo lias Iuhmi the most
eventful year in atliletics al Lil)erty for a
nunilwr of years.
Seliool opened in Aufrust with proniisinsi
football material. Durin<r the second
scliool week the boys met and elected
ilenry Winfree, manasrer, and Edward Ile-
vey. captain, of tiie football team. Two
weeks hiter trainiiiiT was sroiiisr on in earn-
est in spite of the warm weather. It was
found that we were in ursrent need of a
coach and football suits. When the trus-
tees heard of our needs, they kindly do-
nated forty dollars (.f40) to us. We are
all srateful to them for their keen interest
in our athletic affairs, and it was their aid
that made us as successful as we were. We
secured the services of Ray Rhafer, an ex-
]>erienced football jilayer, to coach us. We
were a sn'een squad that »vent throuirh the
first maneuvers and there seemed little hope
of learnins the scientific part of the frame.
But Ray proved equal to the conditions and
we were soon acquirinsr some ideas of Rusr-
by. At first i1 was hard work for the cap-
tain and manaoier to iret some of the boys
to come out to practice re?ularly. But
gradually they became more enthusiastic,
and, in spite of our inexperien<'e in Rnsby.
much was accomplished.
RTVERVTEW VS. LIBERTY
We challensred Rivervicw Ili^h of Aiiti-
och to i>lay us a practice same on Septem-
ber lf>lh, as we desired to have some prac-
tical experience before the scheduled
sames in October. The Riveniew boys,
liowever. were experienced in the jrame and
their knowledge of it caused them to
triumph. Their scrum was heavier, but
l>ioved little better than ours, if any.
They excelled in the back field. Their men
cr)nld dods:e. tackle and pass, while we
could not. However, we held our own and
several of the boys showed up well. After
two hard fought halves the pame ended
with the score of 18-0 in their favor. We
profited by our exjierience.
MT. DIABLO VS. LIBERTY
October Kith marked the opening' of the
League schedule and Mt. Diablo High of
(^oncord journeyed over to play us on the
local srridiron. They were a "clean" bunch
of players and too much for us. During
the first half we held them down and played
good ball. When the whistle blew the score
stood 12-0 in Mt. Diablo's favor.
During the second half our boys seemed
to lose faith in themselves and our oppo-
nents began to pile up a number of points.
At the end of the game the score was H7-
0.
RIVERVIEW VS. LIBERTY
111 spite of our former defeats, we were
not disheartened and played our league
game with Riverview on Oct 24th on our
home grounds. But, after two weeks of
drilling- and coaching we did not come up
t(> expeetatioiis.
The first half was very exciting and
Liberty did her best playing. Our tackling
and running was better. Our forwards did
well but the back field lacked "pep."
In the second half we met our downfall
and in spite of repeated efforts to cross
the line for a try the game ended with
another "goose egg:" for Liberty and 45
points tabulated on the score board for
Riverview.
SAN RAMON VS. LIBERTY
The boys practiced hard the following
week and were confident of victory in the
game with San Ramon High of Danville
on Oct. :Hst. Richard Wallace having re-
turned to high school, our team was greatly
strenu'thened. It was in this game that the
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drilling of Coach Shafer showed to per-
fection, even though the game was some-
what rough. Williamson, one of our best
and swiftest back field men, was the first
Liberty man to make a trj'. Swift soon
followed. Final!}', at the end of the sec-
ond half the score stood 17-0 in Liberty's
favor.
The Danville girls furnished us with a
fine meal and we certainly appreciated it.
ALHAMBRA VS. LIBERTY
We were scheduled to play Alhambra
at Martinez on Oct. 17th, but did not go on
field, the first half ended with neither side
having scored.
When the second half started, we were
determined to win and began with the
kick-off. The bail continued to see-saw,
now one side on the oflfensive and now the
other. Toward the end of the second half
the Alhambra left wing ran around our
right wing and over near the edge of the
field. The touch line was not distinguish-
able at that point, w-hile the 5 yard line
was. The opponent ran across the line
that could be seen and our right wing
BOYS' BASKET BALL TEAM
Top Row: Vernon Cakebread, Henry Winfree, Walter Swift, Joe Hand.
Bottom Row: Harold Lucas, Roy Frerichs, Jack Suffern.
account of delayed train and rain. How-
ever, on Nov. 3rd ths trustees kindly gave
the high school a vacation, so we went
down intending to scalp the county seat
team. The game commenced about 3:10
and we had the ball on their 2.') yard line
nearly all of the first half. Alhambra did
not hire a referee from U. C. or Stanford,
as the county rules prescribe, but one from
Crockett. Many times we were on the
point of crossing the goal line, but were
forced back. After see-sawing across the
thinking he h;id passed ou't of bounds
stopped running. The result was a try
for Alhambra and it was also converted.
It was too near the end for us to get a
try; however, we did our best. The sec-
ond half ended with the score of 5-0 in
ffvor of Alhambra. We went home feeling
that we did not have quite a square deal
and confident wc could beat Ihem in another
game.
JOHX SWETT VS. LIBERTY
The final game of the league was played
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iuro on Nov. 7th witli Jfliii Swctt Hi,i;li
of Crockett. They caiue with tiie intention
of beiitiiifr us "jrood and proper", as tliey
tlid two years asro. However, we irave tliein
a surprise.
Of all the sranies this was the best. All
our boys were in tiahtiui: trim and Shafer
was pleased with our showintr. Our serum
worked tine and the back field was also
better than usual. Almost immediately af-
ter the kiek-olT in the first half, Barkley
crossed the line and scored 3 points for
Liberty. We failed to convert and for the
rest of the first half it was about an equal
fiiiht. Gradually, Crockett forced us back
and forced their way, after many scrums,
over the i,">^l ''"p- When the whistle blew
the score stood 3-3.
Durinjr the second half we had the ball
in our territory almost continually. Our
scrum seemed to be jretting: better all the
time and Joe Hand, our hook, got the ball
out on our side line continually. After
nuiny scrums and "rucks" on our 5 yard
line the ball was taken over, but we failed
to convert. In a minute or so the whistle
blew and the score stood 6-3 in our favor.
In honor of our victory Coach Shafer
treated us to soda water at the Teacup
Inn.
BASKET BALL
Liberty was very successful in basket
ball this year. Immediately after foot-
ball wa.s over, the boy.s commenced prac-
tice. Joe Hand was elected captain, and
Walter Swift, manajrer. A great interest
was taken in the game and there was much
material to pick from. Through the gener-
osity of Bruns Brothers, we were allowed
to practice in the garage when the weather
was bad. The county schedule was ar-
ranged in December, and the games were
to be played in Januar>'. Riverview, Al-
hambra and Liberty were the only schools
having boy's teams that were represented.
Riverview forfeited her games to Liberty
and Alhambra, so we only needed to de-
feat the boys from the county seat, to win
the county championship.
LIBKRTY VS. TOWN TKAM
On Fridav evening, Jan. 1."). wc had a
practi<'e game with a home tea.m of for-
mer high school boys. It was a very lively
game throughout and Liberty always kept
the lead. The game ended with the score
18-21 in favor of Liberty.
LIBKRTY VS. ALHAMBRA
Saturday evening, Feb. G, the Alhambra
team of Martinez came up to Brentwood
with the best "intentions." However, they
were somewhat surprised. The boys prac-
ticed hard during the week preceding the
game and were ia good trim.
The game commenced immediately after
the girls had finished, and was exciting
from the start. Liberty made a number
of goals within a few minutes.
The Alhambra guards were kept on a
lively move by our fast forwards, while
their forwards tried time and again to
"ditch" our guards, but without avail. At
the end of the first half Liberty was con-
siderably in the lead.
The second half started with a rush.
Alhambi'a's fighting spirit was up, but her
forwards could not find the basket ex-
cept on special occasions. When the whis-
tle blew at the end of the last half the-
score stood 26-12. Liberty had won her
first boy's basket-ball pennant.
We received the championship pennant
in the latter part of March and it was set
up on the wail in the assembly hall. There
it hangs beside the girl's pennant, as a
proof of Liberty's ability ii. basket-ball.
WINNERS OF THE "L".
The following have w-on the block "L"
for faithful practice and participating in
four or more football games:
Ifllo. Walter Swift, Josei)h Hand, Alviu
Howard.
1016. Henry Barkley. Henry Winfree,
Edward Ilevey, Vernon (^akebread.
1917. Frank Shellenberger, Aubrey Wil-
liamson, (^lifTord McNamara, James Cake-
bread.
1918. Stanley Nunn, John SntTern.
TRACK MEET
The annual track meet was held in Con-
cord, April 24. The Liberty men were:
J. Hand. R. Fox. C. McNamara, A. Rob-
erts, F. Shellenberger, W. Swift, and A.
Williamson.
iK.l.y-On^)
The boys had a very poor track on which
to practice and with no coach Ihey found
it difficult to induce any one to train prop-
erly or sufficiently. The captain, W. Swift
and manager, H. Winfree did the best they
could under trying conditions and deserve
credit for putting a team in the meet.
Two of the team, H. Winfree and A.
Howard were, at the last moment, unable
to go.
^Y. Swift took third place in the 440 and
880 yd.
C. McXamara third place in the ham-
mer; and our relay team, composed of
Swift, Hand, Williamson, Roberts, and
Cakebread, took third place.
Let us hope that the trustees will em-
ploy a young man on the faculty for next
year who can lead us in all our sports.
TRACK TEAM
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Till' social events of our srhoo! dnys are
ffood times to be remembered throiia;!! life.
Let us live over ajrain those of this year.
First : — C)n Thursday evening, September
10, 1914. the friirhtened, shiiiingj cleanly-
washed faces of the Freshmen, appeared
timidly, in the door-way of Coates' Hall.
The anuisement started by playino; jjames
but as usual, the srrcater part of the eveninfr
was devoted to dancing'. Freshmen, up-
per classmen, and the Alumni joined in
the fun.
At twelve o'clock, sisrn? of drowsiness
were noticed amonjr the little ones, so we
fed them with dainty refreshments made
and served by the jrirls of the cookinc:
class. The little Freshmen certainly looked
sweet as they sat at the table with a irreen
bib tucked about the neck of each. As
you well know, our rules forbid festivities
after twelve o'clock. We do not count eat-
iuL' a festivity so it was a'most one o'clock
before we started for home.
THE HAY RTDE
On the evening of October 2iid, 1014. the
Juniors L'ave a Hay Ride, in honor of the
Seniors.
The jolly crowd irathered at Liberty
about seven thirty and ))iled into a lumber
waijon. This wnsron not beinj!: lar^'e enouL'h
they went out of town a few miles and.
after unloadinir the hay from a header-
bed, clambered in, voumr folks and teach-
ers, and started for the Marsh (^reek
school house. Before they reached their
destination, the horses refused to go any
further, so the crowd agreed to stop and
eat their lunch. After apples, pieces of
cake, and sandwiches had been tucked
away, they started home. Alas! when they
had gone but a few miles the wagon
broke down, and the crowd had to walk.
Nevertheless we all enjoyed the ride.
On December 12, 1914, the annual
Senior Ball, was given by members of the
class.
The hall was artistically decorated with
holly berries and mistletoe. The Seniors
wore badges of orange and black, those
being the class colors, and acted as floor
managers. Delightful music was provided
by the Shafer & O'Hara Orchestra.
At twelve o'clock a Tamale Supper was
served, and after eating, all went home
declaring, it to be one of the best times of
the season.
Saturday evening, February (>, 191."). at
the close of a double-header basket ball
game, the students of L. V. H. S. gave a
(lance in honor of the Martinez girls and
boys.
The affair was given in Coates' Hall,
and the music was provided by the Shafer
& O'Hara Orchestra. The dance closed
at twelve o'clock, and all went home, the
visitors declaring that they had had a de-
lightful time.
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©Ijf Junior flag anJi lall
On the evening- of March 19, 1915, the
Junior Class presented "His Uncle John"
at Coates' Hall, before a large and appre-
ciative audience. It proved to be a great
success and was praised by all who were
present. The cast of characters was as
follows :
John VanCourtland (His Uncle John)....
Joe Hand
Jack Sanderson Henry Winfree
Bert Allison Edward Hevey
Nubbins Goodwin Vernon Cakebread
Mrs. Sanderson Ruth Weihe
Lucy Harrington Polly Bark ley
Mrs. Slaters Emma Slu'llenberger
After the play dancing- was enjoyed until
twelve o'clock.
The Annual Junior Ball given in the
"Hotel Brentwood," proved to be one of
the most e.xclusive and elaborate affairs
of the school year.
The O'Hara & Shafer Orchestra fur-
nished the music. The dance lasted until
midnight and terminated with a splendid
b^^nf|uet.
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IFilly-FoutJ
In lookinir up our oxclinnires we liave
hi'cn able to find a very small number. Of
tlie six schools in this county beside our
own we have heard from only two. If a
pajier has been sent to us and not men-
tioned, don't feel slisrhted. for you probably
know the care with which students rephu-e
papers in the pro]>er places. We will en-
deavor to do onr l)est with what we have.
Far Darter — St. Helena — A verA' arood.
well arranjred pajier. Your stories speak
well for your school talent, and your .i<)k<>
department is especially jrood. You are
fortunate that the citizens of vonr dis-
trict take such an interest in vour school.
The Netherlands — Rio Vista — Glad to
hear from you. Your paper would be a
credit to a much older school than yours.
a nee. Otiierwisc yon are a very jrood
paper.
The Advance — Areata — An exceptionally
i.'ood pai)er. full of well arranjicd and in-
tercstin.ir matter. No criticism.
The Acta — Concord — We are pleased to
see you amoujr us asrain. You have a
ffood paper, but why do you send out ex-
chanjres when you have no exchange de-
partment yourself. We would also sujr-
•rest that you number your paiies and have
a table of contents.
The Golden Bear — Sonoma — A splendid
pa])er, but why crowd the literary so near
the front. You have a very approi)riatc
cover dcsi<rn.
La Jolla — Antioch — Yon are quite a
The Elk — Elk Grove — Your many stories stranger, .s:lad to see you. Your pictures
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The editor requests tluit ;)11 jokes be
written on tissue paper so slie may be able
to see tliroiiirh I hem.
Miss G. (in written Ensrlish Ex.): Tell
what you can about the life of Chaueer.
Haynioiid: Ilis father was a wine eellar.
Miss G. (in Ensr. 1. Lady of the Lake) :
Ilerschel, what is the meanins: of. "His
suit was warm?"
Hersehel : It means his <'lotlies were
warm.
Henry W: Today is Columbus Day.
isn't it?
Knmia : Yes.
Ruth W: Is today Columbus' birthday?
Blanche: Oh. look, that man has trim
med his wiir-
Neva : Why. you ivory dome, it don't
srrow !
Miss Domonoske: Harold, what is the
meaninjr of >ar<-ophofrus ?
Harold: (doubtfully) We'l 1 think it is
-nine kind of an animal.
Blanehe: For the love of Mike, elose that
door or the stove will jro out.
Frances: Yes. I noticed that it has been
treatinjr us rather coldly of late.
Prof: Boys, can't this case be settled
i.ut of school ?
Boys: Sure, that's what wc were tryiutr
to do when you called us in the otfice.
Emma (noticing a ri? j-'o by): Did that
biisrtry have rubber tires?
Xevn : Xo. but it had "Slat-" at tlic bar-k.
Bertha: Is this of the riuiit consistency?
(Miss Anthony: Yes, now beat it.
WHY DOESN'T HE BITE?
Emma: Isn't it strange that the leiisrth of
a man's arm is equal to that of a jiiri's
waist?
Ran.som : Let's get a string: and see.
Roy: One of the cylinders is missina:.
Zelma : Let's jro right back and sret it.
RURAL RYMES.
The cows are in the meadow,
The sheep are in the grass.
But all the simple geese.
Are in the F'reshman class.
Miss Gehringer: What are the three
words used most in this class?
Hersehel: 1 don't know.
Miss Gehringer: Correct.
Blanche: (Running her finger down the
back of Frances' neck sings) "My boney,
honey lassie."
Blasiche: What is the matter with this
lamp, it's all green ?
Walter: It nuist have been near a
Fi-eshman.
Viririnia: The mice have eaten my pnt-
tern.
Miss Anthony: Yes. they got in the
chemistry room and ate iqi two yeast
cakes.
Ruth: Xo woiulcr they have been raisin_'
the dickens.
lf,(.v.\,n^
JOKE ON THE TEACHER
Miss Gehringer: (coming across the
word heirloom, explains it). "An heirloom
is a loom they used to use in olden days.
The women saved their combings and made
.switches of them on heirlooms."
Prof.: What is the meaning of ague?
Aubrey: A chilly fit.
There is a young lady named Blanche
Who once did visit a ranche
She climbed up a tree
And skinned up each knee
And came down like a great avalanche
WHO COULD IT BE?
(Joe standing in the hall waiting for
German class to commence).
Roswell (inquisitive Fresh.): What cha
doing?
Joe: Waiting for class. _
Roswell: What's her name? *
Ruth W: I see you're back again, Hank.
Henry B: Gosh, I told ma to fix that.
Ruth: Fix what?
Henry : Why, my shirt.
Frances: Aw, I think that your brains
have gone to your feet.
Ruth W: (Unthinkingly) Yes, that's
why they're so small.
There, there, little Freshie,
Do not cry.
You'll be a Suffermore,
Bye and Bye.
Adella: Who originated the first geom-
etry problem?
Harold: I pass, who?
Adella : Noah.
Harold: What's the answer?
Adella : Why, didn't he construct the
Ark-B. C?
Eddie (after defeating the intention of
a Freshie) Did you ever get left?
, Ned: My mother always took me.
Ella: (appearing in a new dress). Is
this dress easily spotted?
Ruth : Gosh, yes, at least four blocks
off.
THOSE SENIORS
Roy: I can tell you how much water
runs over Niagara Falls to a quart.
Henry W: How much?
Roy : Two pints.
Minerva : He was the goal of my am-
bitions, but —
Zeb: But what. Sis?
Minerva : Father kicked the goal.
Prof. (in algebra) : If your work
doesn't pick up, you'll be kept back a year.
How would you like to have all the class
get ahead of you?
Jack S : Oh, I guess there will be more
class next year, all right.
Prof: Who is responsible for all this
noise?
Raymond : I just dropped a perpendicu-
lar to a horizontal line.
Miss Anthony : Of whom was Caesar a
descendant?
Bright Soph: Adam and Eve.
There is a young lady named Neva
She is a heartless deceivah
She flirts with each boy
And tries to be coy
But not one of them will believe her.
(Raymond looking out of the window at
a swell dame passing by).
Mr. Mai'tin : Let's give attention to the
class, Raymond.
Raymond : I am.
Miss Gehrinjrer: Fnink. if ymi lind re-
cited that poetry as fast !)> May, wliat
\V(iul«l it liave l)eeii .'
I'Vank : A tliree step.
WHAT DOKS SllH MKAN.'
Hulli L: 1 put olive oil on my face to
keep the "cliaps" off.
Miss Gehrinfrer: Neva, do yoii know
what the blue devils are?
Neva: Sure, tliey are some kind of an
insect, aren't thev?
There is a youni; lad named Walter
His habits he surely must alter
For whoever tlie jrirl
He thinks lier a pearl
If only his wink's she will fall ter.
Miss Demonoske (in shorthand) : Kstiier.
what are you doinir with your "i" there?
Polly: (Speakinjr to doir) ("ome here and
let me kiss you.
Andrew: Do you always kiss vour doir?
Polly: Yes.
Bud: I suppose that's why Jack is so
snappy lately.
Walter: Can't you put a nickel in nitric,
acid and tret copper out of it?
Miss Anthony: Oh no. only dimes and
dollars contain copper.
Walter: Well put two nickels in then,
that makes a dime.
• NOT OIT OK COIKTHSY
Blanche: Aw, hit Zelma. Ilerschel.
Herschel: Oh. I wouldn't do that.
Blanche: Why not?
Ilerschel: She mifrht hit me back.
Blanche : Is the color of this froods fast ?
Clerk: Certainly, it's as fast as the roses
in your cheeks.
Blanche: (hastily) Show me -ionu'thinu-
else please.
Frances' Dad : Frances, why don't you
ask that younu' man why he doesn't fjo
home earlier.'
Frances: But papa. I know already.
Franees: Gee, I smell tamales!
Raymond: .\w, it's somebody burninu:
rubbish.
Neva (rushinji' into the Assembly):
Who's -ot "Freckles.'"
ClIKMISTRY
Miss .Vntbony: What causes an explo-
sion?
Blanche: When two siases meet.
.Miss .\.: Yes. but there's another cause
•loo.
Blanche: When too lariie an object srets
in too small a space.
Henry: Look out, Blanche!
A FRKSHMAN'S FIRST ATTEMPT
AT POKTRY
'Tis eveninj: and the settinu sun
Is risiuii' in the j;lorious West.
The rai)id rivers slowly run;
The frojr is in his downy nest ;
The festive iroat and sportive cow,
Hilarious le.ip from bow to bow.
Blanche: Oh I Alvin's irot the measles!
Klla ((piickly): Yes, and Bertha's srot
my cap.
Tick
There is a younji Senior named Roy
lli^ watch is in his srreat jiridc and joy
He winds it in school
And acts rpiito the fool
And plays with it as 'twere a toy.
POOR FRKSHMAN
Vernon: What is the difference between
a PVeshman and a monkey?
•John : 1 don't see.
Vernon : Neither do F.
ISiitv-Onc
Blanche: Gee, mj' hands are cold.
Frances : Well sit on them.
Blanche : Aw, I don't want to smash 'em.
CHAUCER AGAIN
Senior (reading-) : And rag(e) he coud(e)
as it wer(e) right a whelpe.
Miss G: Please give that in your own
words.
Senior: And he could rag just like a
puppy dog:.
There is a young boy we call Joe
'Mong: the girls he has not a foe
On him they use smiles
And all their gay wiles
And he never can answer them, "No."
He prepareth a table before me in view
of my ignorance. He stuffed my ivory
craniumi with anecdotes. My head T«n-
neth over. Surely brain fever will follow
me all the days of my life and I shall go
to Stockton and dwell there forever.
OF COURSE
Miss Gehringer: Who fell at the battle
of Hastings?
Harold: Soldiers.
HEARD IN CHEMISTRY
Miss Anthony: If you put sodium on
water, what will happen?
Blanche (Bright Senior) : You'll have
soda water.
Prof: But you had to take the examina-
tion last time.
Roswell : I know it.
Prof: And you g-ot 5.
Roswell : I know it.
Prof, (with relieved expression) : Well,
you do know something:.
Miss Anthony: (in chemistry) Frances,
tell the class all you know about match
making.
Roy: That was a rash act of Howard's.
Raymond: What did he do?
John : Went and caught the measles.
Mr. Martin (to Blanche who is chewing
gum): What's tlie matter with the lower
l)art of your face?
Blanche : It's loose.
CLEVER FRESH
Miss G. : Carl, did I see you looking in
your book?
Carl : Oh, no. Miss Gehringer I'm sure I
closed it before you saw me.
THOSE FRESHIES
Freshie: (translating German) : Der Sohn
des Lehrers schreibt dem Onkel einen Brief
(the son of the teacher writes the uncle a
letter).
Miss G. : Give the syntax of "einen Brief
(a letter).
Freshie: "Einen Brief" is accusative, be-
cause it accuses the letter of being writ-
ten.
HEARD IN BYRON SKATING RINK
Henry W: What did you find to be the
hardest thing about roller skating when
you were learning?
Katie: The floor.
Poor Alvin's a bashful young boy
Yes, he is exceedingly coy
When girls talk mush
Oh, how he doth blush
And to tease him is their special joy.
Frank (reciting Merchant of Venice) :
"Tell ine where is fancy bred. In the heart
or in the head?"
Esther: In the bakerv.
ISixly-Two J
I'mt': lli\ri>lil, you luul Ui'tter iret to
work and stop lookins; at Graco.
Harold: Yes, Mr. Martin, but I want to
soo lu'i- oullino. (Meaninsi; History.)
tup: TRl'TH
Miss G (in Enirlish .'? to Ray:iiond who
was crabbinir about studyinii) : \\ liy do you
conu' to scliool ?
Rayn.oiid: Because I liavo to work if I
don't and this is easier.
There is a youns- lady named Ella
Her sarcasm she should quell-a
For what ever one's fault
She never doth halt
For say she doth ball them out well-a.
\VI\D
Klla : Huth Weihe is some breeze around
here.
Frances : Why so?
Klla: Haven't you heard her i)low?
WAY TO srrcKss
"The .<ecret of success." the stamp said,
"is stickinjr to it."
"To succeed." said ihc knife, "be brisrht
and sharp".
"Keej) up to date", said the calendar.
"Aspire to "rreater things," said the init-
meir.
"Don't knock it's old fashioned," said
the electric bell.
"Do a drivinir business," said the ham-
mer. And the barrel added,
"Never lose your head."
"Make lisht of everythinsr." the fire ob-
sened cynically.
"Rut always keep cooU" .said the ice.
Miss G. (in Kn-lish, after Koy had fin-
ished scamiinft h line of poetry) : What kind
of feet have you, Koy?
Walter (aside) : They're nuniber tliir-
teens.
Klla: Where caai I tjet "Freckles"?
Hlaiiche: Out in the sunshine I fjuess.
Miss Anthony: In what country is the
sea of Galilee.'"
Henry B. : Well I'll be hanjied.
Alvin: Why?
Henry: Km suspended.
HKARD IN (TIKMISTRY LABORATORY
Alvin was taking: chemistry.
He played with lots of thinsrs.
He took a whiff of chlorine,
Now he navigates on winjrs.
Miss Anthony (in cooking) : I told you
twice to make muffins. Haven't you any
intellect?
Zelma: No, Miss Anthony. There's none
in the house.
Frank: John was put out of the game
last night.
Aubrey: What for?
Frank: He forgot to shave and was
ki( ked out for roughness.
There is a young lady named Frances
Who oft tries to learn the new dances
She slides and she dips
She whirls and she trips
And every one howls as she prances.
Miss Gehringer: When did the revival of
learning take place?
Walter: .Just before examinations.
Minervji (pointing to Henry Barkley in
a football suit) : What's that?
Kavmond: A mistake.
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BYRON HOT SPRINGS HOTEL
L. R. MEAD, Manager
New Unqualifiedly Fire-
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RED FARM DAIRY
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Milk from Tuberculin Te^ed Cows
Delivered Fresh Every Day
PLUMBING. WINDOW SHADES
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TURNER & DAHNKEN
PROPRIETORS
LB.WEATHERBEE, M.D.
Brentwood Forenoon
Oakley Afternoon
Sunday By Appointment OAKLEY, CAL.
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Anthony comes to llic rescue. ^
l^ Jan. 12 — Neva makes a dramatic entrance into tlie Enulisli (Mass. 4
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^ Jan. 14 — Ksther trios to turn somersaults in the basement.
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p faints. Frances finds a hunk of pink sium and jjenerousiv divides with p
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'm Jan. 20 — A dii;nified Senior is tumbled under her desk and emerires. lookinj; p
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% Jan. 27 — Gloom, historv Exam's bei^in. Liuhtweiirht Prewett and Middleweiirht '/.
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P Feb. — Polly jumps the hurdles in Enirlish. ^
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Brentwood Garage
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Phone 41
Sundays
by Appointment
D. E.
HAWLEY,
DENTIST
D. D. S.
Central Building
Over Logic's Drug Store
Antioch, Cal.
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ANTIOCH, CAL.
Swiss Watchmaker
Fine Watch and Jewelry Repairing
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JEWELER
SECOND STREET ANTIOCH. CAL.
Phone Main 1311 Hours 9 to 5
Sundays By Appointment
d. (Silbrrt (Eamplirll. 0. D. B.
DENTAL OFFICE
Tuesdays and Fridays, 9 to 3, at Brentwood
McAravy Building Antioch, Cal.
THE ALWAYS
BUSY STORE
THE BELSHAW CO.
THE ALWAYS
BUSY STORE
We carry the largest and most varied ^ock of
Dry Goods, Ladies' and Men's Furnishings, Cloth-
ing, Boots and Shoes, Staple and Fancy Groceries
in the County of Contra Costa, at the lowest prices.
When in Antioch pay us a visit, we are always glad to show you the
merchandise whether you purchase or not. Below are listed some of the
many articles we carry in the various departments.
SILKS
DRESS GOODS
LININGS
FINDINGS
WASH GOODS
WHITE GOODS
CRETONNES
GINGHAMS
IMPORTED AND
DOMESTIC CREPES
CRASHES
TOWELS
SCRIMS
SILKOLINES
SHEETINGS
SHEETS
PILLOWS
BLANKETS
COMFORTERS
CLOTHING
DRESSES
LINENS
CURTAINS
The Home
of
Hart Schaffner
& Marx
Clothes
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DENIMS
BURLAPS
LAWNS
BIRDS EYE
UNDERMUSLINS
NOTIONS
HOSIERY
GLOVES
HANDKERCHIEFS
RIBBONS
LACES
ROYAL WORCES-
TER CORSETS
EMBROIDERY SILKS
AND COTTONS
NECKWEAR
BOOTS AND SHOES
WAISTS
HATS
APRONS
RUCHINGS
VEILS
SQUARE DEALING AND COURTEOUS TREATMENT OUR MOTTO.
ANTIOCH. CALIFORNIA
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Latest Ladies' Patent
East Contra Costa Mercantile Co.
ware. Teas, Coffees
Agents for Sampson's
Poultry Food
OAKLEY BRENTWOOD
SPRING STYLES |
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HEADQUARTERS FOR
DRUGS and DRUG SUNDRIES
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We carry a complete line of Drugs and
Chemicals and are prepared to fill any
and all Doctors' Prescriptions.
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Why send out of town when you can
just as cheaply at home
buy
Kodaks and
Supplies
Developing
and Printing
Framed Pictures
A Full Line of
Stationery
Hot Water
Bottles
Fountain
Syringes
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Tooth Brushes
Tooth
Preparations
Hair Brushes
and Combs
Bath Brushes
Hand Scrubs
Soaps
Razors and
Strops
And Many Other
Household Articles
ICE CREAM AND ICE CREAM SODAS IN SEASON
BRENTWOOD PHARMACY
T. J. WIGET, Manager
Phone Main 15 Brentwood, Cal.
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J. W. WINFREE. Prop.ieior
First Class in All Its Appointments
At Southern Pacific Depot
Particular Attention Paid to the Traveling Public
BYRON. CAUFORNIA
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ANDIES
and
NOTIONS
KNIGHTSEN. CALIFORNIA
Byron Re^aurant
MRS. S. PLUMMER
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COOKING A
SPECIALTY
Byron, California
DEALER IN GENERAL
MERCHANDISE
Syrott, (Galifdrnia
Butchers and Dealers in Live Stock
Brentwood Market
Bucholtz Bros., Proprietors
BRENTWOOD. CALIFORNIA
Kll'l'KNIlKl.MKK ('IA)TIIKS
STYLE-PLrs CLOTHES
DI'TCIIESS TROUSERS
STETSON HATS
AIx'KOW SHHiTS
MiNsiNG rxiox sriTS
KVKRWEAR HOSIERY
REISER'S CRAVATS
CAIxMIARTT'S OVERALLS
FOR MEN
iMjiiwuniswtff opttfifflom*
Let Your Next Pair Be
WALK-OVERS
Wortls cannot oxpn>ss the Ili'tuity. Style. Fit and Finish in these new Spring WALK -OVER models.
THK WORLD'.'; MOST SKILLICn SHOK M.XKERS are employed in the construction of these Shoes.
The selection of Lasts. I'atterns and Leathers are the best the shoe market aftords. and you will BKn-e
(once you see thes«' new Spring Boots > that they are the Iwst buy of the season. Look in our windows-
pick out your favorite style, then come inside and let us show yon how well they tit.
We carry all lenifths and widths and am fit yon properly. Will you let us try?
Prices: $3.50, $4.00, $4.50, $5.00
AND UPWARDS
DOPE MODEL
$4.00, $4.50 and $5.00 Grades
FOR WOMEN
FOWNES' GLOVES
NEMO CORSETS
WARNER'S CORSETS
NIAGARA MAID SILK GLOVES
AND UNDERWEAR
I'lloKXIX GUARANTEED SILK
HOSIERY
-MUNSING UNDERWEAR
LADIES' HOME JOl'RNAL
PATTERNS
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■0 Feb. 24 — Miss Anthony puts a can of sealing wax on the stove. It boils over p
P but Mr. Martin comes to the rescue.
I Feb. 2G— Cliff tries to take a bite out of T(.be's head and loses a tooth. I
d Mar. 2 — Blanche sjiills alcohol on her hands and gets on fire. d
d Mar. 3 — Great accident. Ella runs into a bunch of cows and demolishes her d
d equipage. Blanche gets a Avad of gum stuck on her neck. d
d Mar. 4 — Blanche announces that she has to churn. d
p Mar. 5— Swifts p:o too swift. |
d Mar. 8 — Zelma wears a new skirt and girdle, not saying whose they arc. p
d Mar. 9 — Neva causes a great commotion bv taking her tvpcwriter into her I']nulish d
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'd Mar. 10 — Henry Winfree has a new pompadour. d
d Mar. 11 — Eventful day! Neva and Adella a]>pear in new creations. Zcb has
d a new hair comb. ITelii! Frances makes a dash for Liberty. d
d Mar. 12 — A tempest in a teapot is aroused in German II. 4
d Mar. l."") — Our iokes are examined bv the National Boai'd of Censorship and only 4
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d Mar. 10 — A compromise is effected on the joke business. d
d Mar. 10 — A compromise is effected on the joke business. d
P Mar. 17 — St. Patrick's day is celebrated in a fitting manner. '^
d Mar. 18 — Ned Macgurn frightens the slii>rt-li;ind class into hysterics by fainting.
P Mar. 22 — An atack of Spring fever seizes Liberty. d
d Mar. 2.'5 — The Senior Girls disgrace themselves liy cutting uji in the otricc.
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Let us keep you cool this summer.
By fuinishing you
SUMMER DRESS GOODS
LATEST THINGS IN HATS
COOL EASY COMFORTABLE
SHOES
CANNED MEATS AND VEGET-
ABLES, that need little or no
cooking.
STEPHENSON COOLERS.
We have RUBBER HOSE and
SPRINKLERS for that lawn.
When in need of anything in our
line,
CALL ON US.
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Opposite the Park, Corner Maple and Second Sts.
TONY DALPORTO
Proprietor
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Services every Sunday morning and
evening; Prayer meeting Wednesday
evening. A cordial invitation is ex-
tended to all, especially to ilrangers.
FIRST CLASS REPAIRING DONE
MACHINES FOR HIRE DAY OR
NIGHT
OAKLEY, CALIFORNIA
(E. d. ICuras. Jlastur
MILLER SISTERS
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Shoes, Millinery and Notions
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Byron Garage
Sundries Carried for Automobiles, Motor-
cycles and Bicylces.
AGENTS FOR
Studebaker Automobiles and Harley-Davidson Motorcycles
Repair Work of All Kinds a Specialty
BYRON - - - CAUFORNIA
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FARM IMPLEMENTS
AND WAGONS
GENERAL BLACK-
SMITHING,CASTIRON
WELDING AND RUB-
BER TIRE WORK
GAS ENGINE REPAIR-
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Knightsen, California
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CALIFORNIA
CHASES' STABLES
HOBSON & PRESTON
Proprietors
FINE RIGS
OF ALL KINDS
ANTIOCH
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^ It's not the name that makes
the clothes good; It's the clothes
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^ New Styles Every Month.
^ New Suits Made to Order.
^am litrHh
MERCHANT TAILOR
Cleanin.ff and repairins neatly done
f;>r Ladies and Gentlemen.
Next Door to Express Office. ANTIOCH, CAL.
E. J. OLSEN
FRUITS, VEGETABLES
AND BERRIES
Brentwood, California
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For Bread and Pastry EverythiiiK Fresh Daily
Olsen's Emporium
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PHOTOGRAPHER
IN YOUR TOWN
Do You Patronize Him?
O.KAURIN
ANTIOCH, CAL.
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E. TREMBLEY
BRENTWOOD PLUMBING
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Plumbing and
Tinning, Well
Boring and
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Plants a
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Estimates Furnished
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Silently oer the mounUin stck
^ soft grey chud tinted with gold,
And down behind two purple peaks
Sank the sun that never steeps^
But on ttie morrow with glories unfurled^
It will rise again to brighten our worlds
By Ruth E.Lent. 'i%
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Frontispiece. "Pojipy", class flower. oi)i)osite page one
Title Paire , 1
Dedication 2
In Menioriam 3
The Faculty and Trustees 4
Conimeucenient Proirram 5
Sunset. Ruth Lent. '18 6
Senior Pictures, Girls 8
Senior Pictures, Boys _ 9
Manual Training Exhibit 10
Editorial Staff 11
Alumni Notes, Harold Collis, '14 12
Senior Prophecy, Ella Wurz. '15 14
Opening of P. P. I. E., Blanche Juett, 'l.'i 15
Felix Frankfurter's Bride. Ruth Lent, '18 16
The Freshman Class, Virginia Lent, '18 17
Extracts from a Boy's Correspondence. Frances Brown, '15 18
Sophomore Class, Harold Lucas, '17 22
Wanted — A Rejuvenator. Blanche Juett, '15 23
Junior Hay Ride. Frances Brown. '15 25
Experience of a Freshman, Ella Wurz, '15 29
Junior Poem, Polly Barkley. '16 31
The West for the East, Mabel Steding, '18 .32
The Seniour Classe. F'rances Brown, '15 36
Love Will Find a Way. Ella Wurz. '15 39
Our Freshie Girls and Boys, Minerva Weihe, '18 41
The Domestic Science Class. Ruth Lent, '18 42
Class Will 44
VoTise Work, Joe Hand, '15 46
Girls' Athletics. Polly Barkley, '16 47
Boys' Athletics. PMdie Hevey, '16 49
Society and Dramatics, Neva Sheddrick, '15 53
Junior Play •''4
Exchanges, Alvin Howard, '15 55
Horoscojie ^^
Cartoons, School Days, Roy Frerichs, '15 58
Joke Department ^^
Advertisements 64
Josh Calendar, pages 5 and 14 in advertisement section
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ALVIN HOWARD
JOE HAND
WALTER SWIFF
ROY FRERICHS
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Exhibit of work from Miiminl Tniinina Department
of Liberty rnion Iliuli School.
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Efttlnrtal g>taff
Blanche Juelt, Edilor-in-Chief
Frances Brown. Astociale Editor
Neva Sheddricic, Society Editor
I'cior (lid Annuiil! It seems as if onr
Anmi.il liiis ii new iiiinie nearly every
■year. In lf)i:{ the Student Body itself
named it the Liberty Bell and it was then
decided never to ehanire it ajrain, but last
year'> class named it "Lux." Tliis year
we have resumed the formei- title and ho|)e
to see it remain unchantred in tlu' future.
Onr boys are doinir s|)lendidly in Man-
ual Traininir and Bla<ksmitiiin<r and onr
sirls are d(»intr some very creditable worU
in scwinjr.
Our latest feature is the Cookiuir Dc-
jiartmenl. The trustees had a neat lit'ie
bnniralow built esjieciaily for this purjiose
and had it e(|ui|»|)ed with all the necessary
utensils, inc-lndinir many electrical apiili-
ances. The iL'irls enjoy takinjr cr>okin'r
uniler tlie able instruction of the bead of
that department and the boys certainly
Joe Hand, Business Manaxer
Polly Barkley. Girl's Athletics
Walter Swift, Associate Manager
Edward Hevey. Roy's Athletics
Harold Collis. Alumni Editor
Roy Frerictis, Cartoonist
ck. Josh Editor Alvin Howard, Excha
inge Editor
enjoy the siirls' dainty viands which arc
concocted in the kitchen.
We lia\"e more school spirit this year
than last. The boys surely have awak-
ened and ai'e not ,iroin<>: to let the jrirls iret
ahead, of them in athletics. They j)ut a
stronirW'ootball team in the field, tyin^- for
third place in the ('. C. A. L. Schedulv
and are also taking- up baseball and aro
uoinir in for the track meet. The iiirls of
the basket ball team showed splendid spirit
and team work. Both boys and u^irls have
\ery iiood basket ball teams, and havv>
Won the championship pennants for lOL').
The Kdilor wishes to thaid< all who have
so willingly assisted licr. The stalT has
worked very dilijrently and the school has
irenerously contributed to I he success of
this book.
We wish to thank (he advcitisers wli-i
have so cheerfully p;itroni/.ed us.
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CLASS '05
Edith A. Sellers (Mrs. Herbert French),
an afoomplished pianist, resides in Sa-
linas.
CLASS '06
Anna O'llara is teaching: school in
Pitisburs; Roy Heck is employed by Dnn-
hani. Carrioan and Hayden of San Fran-
cisco: Effle A. Chadwick (Mrs. Ray Bon-
nickson) resides near Byron; Hattie Rus-
sell (Mrs. O'Banion) in Oakland; Pear!
Grove (Mrs. Henry Sellers) near Knight-
sen ; Fern V. Cumminofs in Berkeley ; Pern
Howard is farming on Marsh Creek;
Georae Barkeley, now a full fledsied law-
yer, is deputy county clerk in ^Lartinez;
Bertha Sanders (Mrs. Arthur Bigiow) re-
sides in San Francisco.
CLASS '07
Alma Allen resides with her parents
near Escalon ; Harold Swift is employed
in Arizona; Euna Goodwin (Mrs. Ear!
Shafer) resides near Oakley; Johanna
Gruening'er (Mrs. Joe Jesse) in Oakley.
CLASS '08
Leonard Dainty is a successful farmer
on Marsh Creek: Millard DilTin is a hus-
tlinir vounp rancher in the same neiirhbor-
hood and in his leisure moments* has shown
great skill at baseball: Addie Knight (Mrs.
Mecum) resides in Berkeley.
CLASS '09
Edna Heck (Mrs. Ralph Crowther) is
principal of the Brentwood Grammar
School : Bessie Collis is keeping house for
her father in Brentwood, Edna Heidorn is
principal of the grammar school in Knight-
sen : Iva Bonnickscn resides with her
mother in Berkeley; Willie Morgans, after
an attack of serious illness, is endeavoring
to regain his health under the watchful
car& of his motlier in Brentwood: Robert
Wallace is a very successful farmei- near
Brentwood.
CLASS '10
Chas. O'Hara, James and Joseph Barkloy
are students at V. C. Berkeley; Ray
Shafer has returned to his studies at the
College of the Pacific after a rest of
one semester: Rose Miller (Mrs. Eugene
Wilson) resides in San Jose: Claude Wris-
tcn, Arthur Sheddrick, William Cakebread.
DeWitt Richardson, William Murphy and
Ellis Howard are successful farmers in
tlieir respective neighborhoods; Camillc
Sresovich is cashier and bookkeeper for
the Pittsburg Aluminum Co of San P>an-
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cisco; Miiruaret Wliito res;i(les in Vncii-
villo.
CLASS '11
Frank Helm is shij)pin<j: clerk for \\m.
Cluff of San Francisco; Van Prince, a
skilled machinist, is employed by Holt
Bros., Stockton ; Mariiuerite Geddes is a
junior at l". C; Morgan Sdiroeder is man-
aging; the home place near Oakley.
CLASS '12
Esther Dainty has been teaching the
Deer Valley school for the past two years;
Olive Siple has been teaching the Iron
House for two years; Katie Murphy is
primary teacher in Brentwood; Jessie
Johnson (Mrs. H. J. Wood) resides in San
Francisco.
CLASS '13
Judson Swift is attending Polvlechnic
Business College in Oakland; Richard
Wallace is assistant cashier in the Brciil-
wood Bank; Edith Cakebread will tiiiisli
her course at the San Jose Normal in
June; Myra Pearce (Mrs. Simpson) lives
in Berkeley; Elaine Wallace is her moth-
er's most efficient heljier at home in Brent-
wood.
CLASS '14
F^sthcr Murphy is attending San Jose
Normal; Mary Parenti and Mae Pembcr-
tou are attending Western Normal at
Stockton; Susie Dickinson is attending
San Francisco Normal; Aileen Porter has
recently completed a business course at
Polytechnic Business College, Richmond;
Henry Plumbley is attending V. C; Ever-
ett Lemoin is attending Polytechnic Busi-
ness College, Oakland; Harold Collis is
employed by Balfour-Guthrie Co., Brent-
wood.
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BRENTWOOD NEWS
VOL. XI. No. 50
BRENTWOOD, CAL.. JUNE I. 1925
ALVIN HOWARD. Editor
REFORM PARTY
TRIUMPHS AT LAST
Miss Juett Elected Mayor -
Radical Reforms Proposed
In till' .■lection of Miss Blanche Juett
to the mayoralty of Greater Brent-
wood, the Progressive Reform Harty
has triumphed at last Miss Juett is
a young woman of sterling character
whose greatest pride is her native
city, Brentwood. The city may hope
for groat things.
Possessing i\ large heart and a great
pity tor all dumb and suffering ani-
mals. Miss Juett has promised to found
a home for invalid and indigent cats
and dogs. We hope this project will
win the approval and hearty support
of all the citizensof our beautiful city,
as it is one of the greatest philan-
thropic movements of the age.
She also proposi'S a striking reform
in the public schools. She wishes the
teachers to provide a dainty repast for
each class. The wisdom of this re-
form Miss Juett li'arned in her high
school days. She vividly remembers
the hours when she sat suffering the
pangs of hunger, while she patiently
awaiteil the sound of the bell which
would bring to her the much de.sired
article— food.
These are only two of the great
number of reforms which Miss Juett
will bring to pass. Again we wish to
repeat that the city may hope for
great things.
NEW BOOK APPEARS
Anew book has just made its ap-
pearance from the pen of the brilliant
young author. Joe Hand. The title of
the book is "Strolling." Mr. Hand
has contemplated this book for some
time as he gathered most of his ma-
terial from his e.xperieiices during
Ills high school days. Strolling" has
become very popular and is much in
demand.
"Sliding Through" is another book
by Mr. Hand, also very popular, es-
pecially among high school and col-
Ic'ge stuilents.
Other I ks by Mr. Hand are Pop-
ularity With the Girls." "The Single
Man." and "The Athlete."
TO HONOR BRENTWOOD
Beautiful Start© Give Perform-
ance in City of Her Birth
Miss Neva Sheddrick, the beautiful
young star, is to make her appearance
in Brentwood m-xt week at the Brent-
wood Opera House (nee Coates' Halli
in her famous play, "The Flirt."
Her stagi' career has been one of
continued success. Her dazzling
beauty and sweet personality have
endeared her to many, to say nothing
of the cliarm of her wonderful acting.
Miss Sheddrick's rooms are always a
iiower of beautiful (lowers. Many
suitors have sciughl hi-r hand, but sin-
has steadfastly announced her de-
termination to remain true to her art.
"The Flirt" is one of the most pop-
ular plays of the season. It ran for
ten months at the Maxine Elliot Thea-
tre in New York, and Miss .Sheddrick
closed her engagement there to ap-
pear in her native city. Brentwood.
She is to return to New York when
her present engaK«'ment is ended.
BRINGS PUBLIC TO HIS FEET
Roy Frerichs Biggest Laugh in
Bing-Bing's Circus
Mr. Hoy Frerichs. a former resident
of Brentwood and vicinity has scored
one of the biggest hits of the season
as chief clown in Biug-Bing's Circus.
He impersonates Tom Thumb and
other diiiiiiiutivi' figures. He is the
chiliireii's favorite and the little ones
scream with delight when their funny
friend api)ears on the tanbark.
Although MrjjFrerichs is at his best
as a clown, he is a skilled tight-rope
walker. It is thrilling indeed to see
the slender figure in purple tights
make his way swiftly and <'arefully
across the tent upon the tightly
stretched wire. People hold their
breath for fear he will fall, but they
do not know the cool nerve and the
firm footing of the man high up in the
air with nothing between him and
death but his feet.
Brentwood will soon have a chance
to see Koy perform, for Bing-Bings
will appear in this city early in Sep-
tember.
e"d~i tori ~W l
AIAIN HOWARD, Editor
We wish to call the attention of the
public to the rapid growth of our
beautiful city and also of this, our
news scatterer, especially after we
took hold. We remember our high
school days in dear old Liberty
riiioii.
In those days Brentwood was only
a village and the NEWS was printed
once a week. Now Greater Brentwood
is second only to San Francisco. The
NEWS is one of the leading dailies
an<l Liberty fiiioii is among the
greatest schools in tin' Suite. And
we are editor of the NEWS. Also
please notice the good fortune of all
our classmates.
WANTED— By an old maid, some-
one to love me. Apply to Ella Wurz,
'£i Prune Avenue, Brentwood, ("al.
BRILLIANT WEDDING
OF POPULAR COUPLE
Miss Brown and Mr. Hoggen-
heimer Plight Their Troth
A wedding of great interest took
place in Brentwood last c-vening. .\t
a brilliantly appointed ceremony
Miss Frances Brown became the l)ride
of Mr. Egbert Hoggenheimer. The
wi'dding took place in the new Con-
gregational Church on Chesimit Ave-
nue.
The church was beiiutifiiUy liecor-
ated with marigolds and potato
plant. Preceded by her attendants
the charming bri<le, upon the arm of
her father, swept up the aisle to the
altar, where the unfortunate groom
awaited his doom.
Miss Brown was exijuisitely gowned
in a charming creation of tlie new
yellow lace over red s;itin. .\ veil of
yi'llou mosuuito netting completc'd
the costume. Tlie groom wore the
conventional suit of blue silk crepe
embroidered in pink sweet peas.
Miss .\licia Hoggenheimer attended
hi'r future sister-in-law as maid of
honor, wliile the Misses .loy Heart-
breaker. Helen Street and Marjorie
Love acted as bridesmaids, Mr. Ma-
gnUh .Mexander was best man and
the ushers were Messrs Weary Willie,
EnisiMus .lones ami Rjicey Speed.
.\fter the ceremony a reception and
dinner was attiMided by the many
friends of the couple at the magnifi-
cent Brown residi'iice on Liberty
.\ venue.
Following a honeymoon si)»>nt in
Oakley the happy pair will reside in
Kiiightsen where Mr. Hoggenheimer
is he^d of the Pork Trust.
HEAVY LOSS IN EXPLOSION
Work of Many Years Destroyed
When Chemist Forgets
A violent explosion, which took
place in the laboratory of Walter
Swift, the well known chemist, de-
stroyed one of the greatest discov-
eries of the century. For s«'Veral
years Mr Swift has been working up-
on a gas by means of which students
could obtain their lessons without
study.
He was deeply absorlM-d when a cry
from his infant son caused him to
dropeverythingand run to the rescue.
But alas! after removing the hi-at
from under the flask he forgot to re-
move the delivery tube from the water
and, bang! the valuable work was
destroyed.
But Mr. Swift is of a pi>rsevering
nature anil will l»'gin at the begin-
ning. In a few years he hopis to
present his work to the public.
Ella Wurz 'n')
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Witli Ix'iiutv Miul ur;i(1(Mir. tlic world's ^rcntpst fnir.
Kmbliizoiu'd in jrlory, with settiiij; most ijirp.
Lookinsr out to the sea aiul the faiiied Golden Gate
The triumphal door- way of our srold-famous State.
The President at Washins-ton, from exeentiw chair.
Set the .irreal wheels revolvin.i:, by spark tliruiiuh the
This eity of beauty in wonders arrayed.
From memories history never will fade.
Our Australian neijrhhor from the antijjodes,
With Japan and China from the orient seas.
Have erected their temjiles of beauty and art.
Aidiujr most nobly in doinji their part.
Nations of Euroiw did irraciously share,
In promotinfr and buiidinu our world's ur<'atest fail.
Each one has built a palace most inland.
To e.xiiil)it fine arts of their native land.
The States of our I'nion, and Canaila too.
Erected art buildings, antifpie ones and new,
Filled with exhibits, of ait new and old.
With temples of jewels and i)alace of j-old.
Our sister Rei)ublics, of the South Hemisphere.
In our '.rreat family circle, all have drawn lu-ar,
With grand, mission buildings, with facades of old,
In myriad colors finished in gold.
This gathering of Nations, famous history will niak
May it forge ties r»f friendship, that never will break
HIanclic Jnett.
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3tlxK 3Prankfurt^r'a Irtb?
Felix Frankfurther was n butcher as
you well may know by his title. A short
girl with red curly locks and a little turned
up, freckled nose entered the butcher shop
one day, with her wobbly, bowlegged dog,
Needles. She and Felix were very well
acquainted. The first day Felix met her
be said to himself, "There's the girl for
me," and straightway proceedel to court
Sapphire. Finally he asked her to become
his wife. The day of their marriage ap-
proached and all was in readiness but^ no
Sapphire appeared. Felix waited and
waited and waited which was about ten
minutes, and finally growing impatient he
started in the direction of Sapphire's
flome to find her if he could.
Meanwhile Sapphire, who had decided
that she cared nought for marriage, fled
to the feed stable and there hid in the bar-
ley bin. As she sat there all huddled up
Felix's voice could be heard through the
cracks calling, "Sapphire! Sapphire! My
darling, for the love of Mike appear, and
make me a happy man once more."
Sapphire upon hearing the sad and sor-
rowful voice of Felix began to weep. When
the rooster, who was picking up kernels
of barley near by, heard the sobs, he be-
came frightened and broke the speed
limit. He hurried from the place, making
such a noise that Felix's attention was
drawn at once towards the bin which con-
cealed his sobbing Sapphire. At a glance
he had taken in the situation. Then lift-
ing the lid. he helped out his long, lost
love, brushing the barley from her hair
while doing so. She sobbed out her
troubles on his spotless white vest, which
was no longer spotless. "Well Pet, brace
up and we'll have a wedding after all." he
comforted, pressing her hands.
Ruth Lent. '18.
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iHlir iFr^sIiman QIlaaB
111 oiir class arc jiisi ciulilcon.
Seniors treat us awful moan,
Take our shoes oflf, pull our liair,
If they hurt us the\ don't care.
Let uie tell jou of our class
We're not all as areen as irrass.
Some are pretty briijht you know
And the mark they always toe.
Ruth in drawinir is a shark.
And of irenius has a s|)ark.
Minerva wlio has cheeks like roses,
Durinii: Eufrlish po'ms composes.
Carl at tiie shop does work,
And his Ensrlish likes to shirk,
While in Alyebra every day,
Mabel is (tur chief mainstay.
Ned Mac^urn is a fiend at spcllinjr.
What he uets there is no tellinjr,
Kate at typinjr is some swell,
P^or she surely does it well.
Jack Sufifren is the hiji:h school tease,
And with irirls seems quite at ease,
Ilerscliel Miller is quite coy.
And with the ttirls a popular boy.
Muriel is some class at sewinjr,
And in her brain is knowledi-e stowinir,
In shorthand Ksther breaks the speed,
And in the <-lass she takes the lead.
Ransom always knows his History,
How he frets it, is a mystery,
Smart in German is Georjiia Nunn,
And she think's il's lots of fun.
.^fya does work at the shop.
When he besnns he hates to stop.
Stanley in Enjilish is veiy {lood.
And can always be understood.
Homer is never in a hurry.
His motto is "I shoulcl worry."
Now, this is enoufrh of the Freshies dear,
Wc hope their traits are made quite clear.
Virginia Lent, '18.
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Brentwood, California,
Ai)ril 2, 1914.
Deer Bill : — Gosh, but it's lonesome since
you went away, don't seem like nothin's
the saim. Yestiddy was April Fools and
we had a great time, but 1 kindii wish we
hadn't. I aint been able to set down sence
about si.\ o'clock last nite, when pa got
home.
Well, you know them to white kittens
your ma gave mine when she went away?
Well you know the darn things are always
gettin my dog in trouble, the one I got from
Red Elkins. They pest and tease around
him and you know he's a good dog but
theres some things he can't stand and cats
is one, and so he lights out and chases em,
and then when ma comes out and sees her
kittens stuck upon the fence with their
tales swelled up and there eyes poppin
out and jest spittin like the fire when^u
throw water on it, why she ties poor
Spotty up and then tells pa, and pa says:
"Gues we'll have to get rid of that dog."
So yestiddy, that crosseyed Smith kid
and me, we got those kittens and tied there
tales together and slung em over the
close-line, then I hollered to ma to come
and see the airship and jest as she got to
the back dore T yelled "April Fool!" and
beet it. Say, you oughta seen them cats!
I thought they liked each other but the
way they went to it when they was slung
over that close-line you'da thought they
sure had it in for each other. They clawed
and spit and scratched and bit and there
was white hare aflying in every durection.
Mil didn't ask where the airship was, just
yelled, "Oh my poor kittens!" and I didn't
wait to hear no more, but crawled through
the hole in the fense and hiked through
the back alley to school.
You know that the new girl with the
lonu' h;ire sots in frfxit of me now. Well
she's a kinda nice kid, gave me some gum
la.st week, but she's awful stuck on herself
and loves that brade of hare more than
anything. Keeps switchin it around in my
face all the time, so yestiddy I picked it
up reel quiet, took my gum out of my
mouth (it was the wad she gave me too)
rapped it around the end of her brnde and
then plastered it down to my desk. Gosh,
I never knew gum would stick so. Well she
sat still long enuf to let it git hard then
the teecher called on her to read. She
tried to git up but that brade was stuck
fast a.nd so she stuck. The teecher asked
what was the matter but she never sed a
word, jest started in to cry and then the
teecher came down to see what was the
matter. When she found out she jumped
on me rite away never even asked who
done it or nothin, and there I was studyin
just as hard as you please. She gave me
an awful lickin but that girl howled louder
than I did when the teacher sed she
guessed she'd have to cut the end of
her hare off, she jest bellered like n young-
calf and all that fuss over a measly old
brade of hare. Gosh aint girls llic queer
things?
'^ Well when T got home for lunch 1 walked
in like nothin had happened, but 1 was
shakin in my boots. Ma's eyes was kinda
red and she says, "Robert," (you know
ma, means business when she says Robert,
its generally Bobbie.) "Robeit I shall tell
your father on you and he will punish you
when lie comes home this evening." I
kinda wished she'd waited till after lunch
because I couldn't eat much then but she
didn't say anything more.
Nothin hai)pened in the afternoon cei>tin
that Jack Rhodes got a lickin for lausrhin
at the new girl's hare, she's got about 6
incihes cut of¥. She dont set in front of
me no more but it wouldnt matter if she
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did. her hare's too slioit to fasten now
and besides 1 liavent any more i;uin.
Bui I sure irot an uwl'ul wailopin from
\M tlwit niirlit. 1 ato supper ofT tlie kitelien
table, standin up and today tlie toecher
asketl nie if there was a i)in stickin nie
1 wiiisrled around so mucli.
Hut I'll sret even with that ])esky srirl
and them darned eats for the two liekins
they caused me. Neitlier cats nor liirls is
any jrood no how.
Yours,
Robert B. Ames Jr.
P. S. I forsrot to tell you our cow iiail
twia calves yestiddy. — Bob.
I'. S. The new irirl's mother won't
speak to um now. wimmen is quear a.s
well as irirls and cats. — P>.
Brentwood, California.
May 12, 1914.
Dear Bill: — Say Bill, maybe you wont
believe it, but Ive pretty near lerned to
dance. You know they have damein^
.schoid here now. They have it in the af-
ternoon for the kids and at niuhl for
•rrownups.
Well yesterday afternoon nua dressed
me all uj), put that darned old collar on
tlhat spreads out on my eoat (P^ton she
calls it) and took me over to the dancinir
scho(d. Tliere was a bunch of kids there.
and they looked awful funny, especially
the boys. I jruess I looked funny too,
e^use me cars got awful red and felt
just like red lamp-shades, and my feet
felt awful liirht and (pieer in them pumps
and silk socks. The srirls was havin<r a
swell time, sittiiiir around !rii:irli:i}r and
fussin;: their hare and lookinsr at the boys.
Well a younir lady with a awful tijrht
skirt with rufTles. and hiirh heel shoes and
hair slicked back and earrinjrs on came
up to ma and ask ''Does your little boy
want to dance," and I stood up real
straight so's she'd see I wa.sn't very small
a.nd Ma says, "Yes, i:n with the lady dear."
and the lady <jrabbed my hand and started
to walk across the floor with mc where
a bunr-h of boys were slandinir. Maybe
von think I didnt feel like a darn fool.
and that I'al Morse kid izrinncd ill! over.
I'll swai; him ne.xt time I >ce him just to
make him urunt he's so fat. Well she
takes me up to the bunch, and says to
Fatty Morse, "Percy will you try this
boy. Its his first time." And 1 had to put
my arm around thai fat slob, (he felt jnsl
like a sack of flour) and Fatty starts in
"One two, one two," and off we jroes. Gosh
that kid was heavy and he'd land on my
foot every time he'd say two. Pretty soon
I jjot sore, and just tlien we g:ot to the
door and I says "Lei's jio jiet cooled off,"
so we went outside and maybe you think
I didn't land into that kid. I mussed him
uji somethinjr fierce, and just as I jrot
throujfh we heard somebody comin, and
I says, "You better i>o home, son," so
Fat beat it and the younjj lady come out
and says, "Oh here you are Robert, I
missed you. Dont you want to come in and
dance with some of the little girls?" I
didn't want to and besides I was kinda
mussed up but she took my hand and I
had to. She liiked over to where there
was a bijj mob of the jjirls, with me ta^-
<rin<r after her, and who do you s])ose she
nuule me dance with? The kid that had to
have her hair cut off 'cause I put uum
in it. Gee I was sore. Well I put my arm
around her and jjrabs into the only thiim
I could find, it was the bow of the ribbon
she had around her waist, and we started
off. I stejiped oin her foot just for mean-
ness, first thinjr and she gives a funny lit-
tle gasp but don't say nothing. I only
wished I'd had on my big boots stead of
them pumps. She could dance i)retty good
so I hangs on to that blue ribbon for dear
life and used it for a handle to turn her
around with, and every time the rest of
'em turned I'd give that ribbon a yank and
switch her around. I sure got even for
that lickin she caused me. I just walked
all over her feet and twisted that blue
ribbon in fifty different directions. And
then what do you suppose happened? Well
that ribbon came untied and she kept on
dancing and there 1 was hopping around
with about fifty yards of blue ribbon in
my hand. The fellas just howled and ihe
kid says, "You nasty mean horrid boy
von. von've ruined mv sash. You aint got
lNin*'lern
no manners at all. You just pulled it rite
off on purpose." And I says, "Aw go on,
1 was just hauiiiug on to it, you did the
pulling yourself." And then the dancing
teacher comes up and says, "vVhy Rob-
ert, Im surprised at you. Give Marie her
sash," and I says, "Gosh I don'-t want the
darned thing." She must have thought I
wanted it. All this time the fellows was
laughing fit to bust and I slams the rib-
bon down on the floor and starts over to
clean up the bunch and I catches my foot
in that ribbon and falls flat on the floor.
Goslh I was mad. And just then ma comes
over and the dancing teacher says, "Mrs.
Ames, I think you'd better take Robert
home he seems to be rather excited." Ex-
cited! Huh! I guess she'd have been ex-
cited too if she'd been made a fool of be-
fore about fifty people. And then Marie's
ma comes rushing up and says to ma,
"Madam, your son seems bent upon hu-
miliating my daughter in every possible
manner," and ma freezes up and says "I
presume it is too great a stretch of mem-
ory to recollect that you were a child
once." And s%e takes my hand and says,
"come dear lets go home." And Marie's
ma just got purple but ma never looj^d
at her, just sails right out and we goes
home.
I heard her and pa laughing awful liard
after I went to bed that night, l)ut il was
no joke I tell you.
Yours.
Bob Amos.
P. S. Til be darned if T go to that
dancing school again, and I gave Red El-
kins and Jim Barnes a coui)lo of black
eyes today when they says something
about blue ribbons.
Brentwood, Cal.,
June 28. 1914.
Dear Bill:
Yestiddy was the first day of vacation
iind I earned a dollar.
You know Uncle Dick, ma's brol^her tliat
goes to College? Well he came up Friday
nite and said he was going to spend Ins
vacation here. He's a kinda decent sort
of fella but there's a girl staying at Field's
right next to us, who he used to know
and he's awful sweet on her. She's a nice
girl but she kisses me and musses my hare
and calls me "Bobbie dear" right before
all the folks.
Well yestiddy morning I was showin
Uncle Dick around the place and you know
those twin calves I was tellin you about?
Well they was out in the ioit back of our
house and so was the old cow. The calves
are pretty husky now and Uncle Dick says :
"Say Bob, ol top les have some sport,"
and I says, "Sure." And he says, "Go
get your little red wagon and a couple of
pieces of rope." And so I did and he
started ouit after the calves. They was at
oinie end of the lot and the old cow was
at the other. Well he walks up to them
calves and ties the ropes around there
necks and starts to leed them over to
where the wagon Was. Did they leed? Well
I gess not. The red calf began to run
one way and the spotted calf the other
just as hard as they could tare. When
they got to the end of the roap they fell
down and spun around on 'there jaw bones
«,nd nearly jerked Uncle Dicks arms out.
But he's as game as they m^ike em and
hung on. Well those calves gets up in a
jiffy and both starts to run the other way
and Uncle Dick gets one roap twisted
around his nees and the other around his
ankles and then l)oth calves starts off
in the same directian and he has to go
to At first he tried hopping, but they
went too fast and he trips and stumbles
and finally falls down and skates along
on his nose. Gosh it was the funniest
thing I ever saw. You oughta seen them
calves run, amd there wa.s Uncle Dick
draga-in and bumpin along behind 'em. He
had swell white flannel pants on, and they
was getting all streaked up with grass and
dirt and he 'had on low shoes and they
iK.tli u(.t untied mid flew off and one
bounced u]) and hit him on the ear. Gee
he was the sorest guy I ever saw. "For
Lord sake Bob," he yells, "get a knife
nnd cut me loose," and he just swore a
blue streak. But T was laughinir so hard
I couldn't do nothin but just run beside
him Just about that 'lime though tlie old
r-ow spots 'em and slie starts t<.ward
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I'liolc Dick with her head down nnd tail
n'flyin' nnd then I got scared cause I
thought she'd gore him. So 1 grabs nay
knife and cuts the ro^)es and those fool
calves just kept on running and the old
cow keeps heading for Uncle Dick. Well
I cut the ropes around his feet and knees
and thpn we boih starts for the fence lick-
ety split. We just got there in time and
crawled over as she took a board off with
her horns. Well you oughta seen Uncle
Dick. All the skin was off the end of
his nose and his hair was full of weeds
nnd his face was pretty near covered with
dirt and grass stain nnd his clothes too.
The parts of his face that weren't covered
were kinda pale yellow color and he was
scared stiff. He didn't say nothin for
about five minutes, then he stuck his hand
in his pocket and says, "Say Bob this is
yours if you never breathe a word of this
10 anybody, Marjorie especially." I
wouldn't have told her anyway, but didn't
tell him so, and I took the dollar and just
grinned an says, "Sure."
Last night I heard him telling Marjorie
how he bumped into a door in the dark
and skinned his nose, and she says.
"That's too bad."
But what do you know about it, she saw
the whole thing cause she was over this
morning and I heard she and ma laughin
about somethitng and I listened nnd I
heard Marjorie say, "Yes I was standing
in the kitchen window and saw it all. He
bribed Bobby not to tell." Wouldnt that
bump you? But I should worry. I got the
dollar nnyway.
Yours, Bob Ames.
F. B. '!.'>.
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j ^opl|0morp (ElaHH j
There are many who form the Sophomore Class,
Many a jolly laddie and lass.
Of these I will now try a little to tell,
So you will know they're coming along well.
Our Yirgie has left us. 'tis s;id to say,
To go Anacortes, which is verj' far away.
And now we turn to our classmate, Grace,
^Mio to use big words think's it's very good taste.
In basket ball Sayde is sure some shark.
And in Geometry always gets a good mark.
Adella always knows her lessons to a "t"
And can recite poetry as fast as can be.
Our Zelnia thinks a lot of a certain boy,
And to play the part of Portia is to her a great .joy.
But Bertha thinks each boy a beast
And cares for them, no, not in the least.
Studious Fern is adapted to learning,
And her greatest trouble is translating German.
May is always smiling it surely does seem,
And her ambition is to make the team.
Now to the boys and to their sports,
We find I hem on all sorts of "courts."
In hand-ball Ellis does sure take pleasure,
And no other Soph, can to his skill measure.
In foot ball Aubrey is sure some racer,
He can run and dodge like a "nigger chaser.''
Frank has his sport in another way.
He's courting the girls most every day.
In Rugby, Clifford takes interest, they say.
And a clever player he'll be some day.
Sometimes John to school takes a hike,
And Charles comes whenever he likes.
And now, my friends, my tale is ended.
And all my knowledge is nearly expended,
I am a Soph, and proud of the name.
And no doubt you will give me no blame.
Harold Lucas.
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Mautrli— A Sr;uitpnatnr
PersonnJ — A business man of 35 hns re-
cently liail a bereavement that depresses
liis spirits and makes otliee routine most
ditHcult. His physieian insists upon a
complete chanjre.
What younjr man, entlnisiastic, a lover
of sports wishes to undertake the "Rejuv-
eiuition of Aunt Mary's brother?"
"Jones" foots the bills; requisites are
refinement, personality, and temperament.
Please state (|ualifications and asje. F. 23
Tribune.
The Gloom-man sat in his elaborate lib-
rary starinjr into space, when the soft-
footed servant broutrht in a card on a tiny
tray, "Bub Phillips," it read, "the answer
to your Ad."
He turned to view a saucy, boyish, tai-
lored irirl.
Bub seated herself. "I'm Dad's boy and
you'll never know me from the real thins
if you take me on. — 'Baseball enthusiast,
happy temperament and willing to rejuve-
nate. Jones foots the bills,' is what won
me."
As the man sat silently eyeing her, she
fflanced around and said, "Where's Aunt
Mary, shall I transi'.ct the business with
lier .' "
The Gloom-man seemed to come back to
life ajrain and replied "Tliat's the trouble,
she put the advertisement in the paper on
insjjirr.tion, then received a telegram from
home saying, 'Tommy had the mumi)s' and
away she flew, telling me to be sure to se-
lect the right applicant. Molly always
was the kind of a sister to get a fellow into
a mess."
"Aw. never mind, it's you decision that
counts, let's proceed. 1 read the ad and
went down to the Tribune office early to
aw.iit developments. I waited and when
vour man called for mail F. 2.3 I followed
him. Personal interview is always desirable.
'If you like-a me and I like-a you.
And we both like about the same,'
she hummed, now the question before the
house is, are you respectable? Fm in for
a good decent time. Dad's away for three
months and he said I could do anything
res])ectable. if Fd keep out of debt and
not marry.
"Could you make it a hundred a month?
the salary. I mean. Dad said I never could
earn that much. And a three months' en-
gagement? Would you for the sake of re-
spectability call for me and take me home
each day?"
The man was silent, so she continue<l,
"Am I the rejuvenator?"
"You interest me," declared the Gloom-
man, "and Fm respectable, I hope. Yes.
Fll meet your terms. Now, I supj)ose you
ought to know what ails me. Well, I was
engaged to the sweetest girl on earth, so
I thought; she eloiied with her chautfeur.
Fm broken, nothing interests me, you'll
hate me, for it's weak, I know."
"No." she answered softly, "I like you
because you care, but don't get cold feet.
I couldn't marry you if I would. Let's go to
the ball game. I want to see the Oaks win.
If we don't count the coin, we can have a
jolly time. Fm going home, call for me
soon."
He followed her to the library where she
turned and said. "I'm sorry about my
slang, if you care. Dad says no one would
ever guess the money he's spent on my
college polish. Say. when I have on my
evening gown you can't guess what a jiol-
ished lady I become. Fm going to call
you Cousin Gloom. 'He's a cousin of
mine,' " she sang.
The Gloom-man cauuh; her hand and
said. "Say, but you arc good for the
dumps."
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She quickly withdrew her hand and
said, "None of the clasp stviff, just a good
time. Give me twenty minutes, then hump."
The ball f>ame was over, Bub had proved
a good fan and as they entered the auto-
mobile she took the wheel.
"Bub," exclaimed the Gloom-man, almost
with enthusiasm, "let's don our evening
clothes and dine at the 'Poodle Dog.' "
She seemed embarrassed a moment, then
said, "Oh, rats, its a cinch. We'll go."
They were waiting for the ordered dinner
to be served, the glittering lights, the be-
witching music and the buzzing voices en-
veloped them. Bub was demure, trans-
formed; the Gloom-man could not account
for the change.
"Bub," he said, "do you believe in dual
personality? I believe between the two of
you I will rejuvenate." And the man almost
smiled.
"No," she replied, "not dual, just dif-
ferent." Then with a bewitching little
laugh she lippled, "I am sure it sounds
queer, but I even think differently in ray
evening gown."
Two months have passed. He was again
himself. They were returning from the
golf links and Bub was at the wheel, break-
ing the speed law.
"Stop, Bub, let's enjoy the snnset," ho
rather demanded.
"Ah, chuck it, I'm afraid its the clasp
stuff," she said, "but here goes. I'm leased,
you know."
She stopped the car under a large
spreading oak. He took out a large bas-
ket and she saw it, she said "Bully for
you. Cousin Gloom."
They had a merry feast and lingered on
the slope "to see ihe sunset," Bub said.
As they started off again, the Gloom-
man drew a slip of paper from his pocket
and said, "Here's your check for three
hundred dollars; it's only two months, but
lyou've earned it royally and now I want to
release you and begin again but on a dif-
ferent footins."
Bub looked perplexed and uncomfort-
able. "I know you mean well, but I can't
take it all, I haven't earned it, its the sum
I named and it makes me feel like a
lemon."
"You keep it. Bub, your services wert
invaluable. You have coaxed me back to
normal and I have better poise than I ever
had befoi'e. If my love could lease you
for life I should be happy. \Miy couldn't
you marry me if you would?"
"Father would object," she replied ro-
guishly.
"But if father would g'we his consent?"
he persisted.
"Cousin Gloom, which of my two do you
like best, evening gown or this?" pointing
to her golf costume.
"Well, to tell the truth, I think I should
choose the lassie of the evening gown, but
I'm not certain. Why?"
"Say, Cousin Gloom, it's getting late so
we'll spin towards home and on the way I'll
tell you why I couldn't if I would."
They reached the Park and Bub brought
the car to a stop under a large electric
light and jerked off her cap. "This is
why." She removed a wig and laughed.
"Don't take it too hai'd, old man."
"A boy!" the Gloom-man choked.
Bub rcjilaced wig and cap and said,
"Buck up old chap.'*
The car now stopped at Bub's home
and Bub, turning to Cousin Gloom, said:
"Come on in. we'll settle the matter. You
must forgive me, but I did it for a joke.
I didn't think you'd get to care that way."
The man objected but Bub pulled him
inside, pushed him into the parlor and
switched on the lights. There sat Bub in
an evening gown. He looked from one to
the other in bewilderment.
"Twins." chuckled the golf clothes Bub.
"Tell it to her, she could if she would, and
she's spoons on you, she said so.'"
And then they were alone.
Blanche Juett. '15.
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®1|F Jmttnr ifag Stir
'Twas a lovely autumn evcniiiir,
And the stars were elear and brisjht,
When a loud and awful cialter
Sounded tlirouuh the peaceful niulit.
To their windows rushed tli*' pcojjje
At this lerrifvins' noise,
And tliey saw a sjravel wa.uon
Piled up hiiih with airls and boys.
'Twas the famous ".Innior Ilay Kide"
Seltinir forth upon its way,
Hut "twas in a irravol was-on.
And there was no siirn of hay.
Oh, the shrieks that rent tiie niiiht air!
Oh, the aironizintr irroans!
When a jolt eaused hy a ehuck-hole
Proved too hard for some one'^ bones.
So their painful way they wen<led,
(joiiiii Westward from the seliool.
Drawn by two poor beasts of burden —
One a hor>e and one a mule.
Then they turned into ihe ereek road.
Followinir tlie ereek alon;r;
Till at last they reaedied a farmhouse.
Then uprose the weary ihronu;.
Stretflu'd their riiimpcd and weary muscles,
Grabbed their hats, and pins, and liair.
Then advanced upon the farndiouse
P'or Ihere was a hay-rack tliere.
Should they take it? Would they dare to?
Should they have a real hay ride?
And — remembring bumps and bruises —
As with one voice, "Sure!" they cried.
But 'twas quite too full of hay, so
Ev'ry boy stripped off his coat.
But the Juniors sat by idly.
While the Seniors played the goat.
For the Juniors lazy creatures.
Always did their duty shirk.
Seniors were their guesits of honor,
Juniors sat and watched them work.
When the hay-rack was unloaded.
And the Seniors quite worn out,
Ev'ryone piled in the wagon,
Juniors first, you need not doubt.
Sandwiches and cakes and apples,
All were piled up in a heap,
And the way that they were set on
Was a sight to make one weep.
And they left the gravel wagon
Standing there beside the road,
Then urged on the weary creatures
To draw forth their heavy load.
Merrily they clattered onward
Song and laughter filled the air.
And the chaperones were busy,
("hiding many a 'spooning pair.
'Course the Seniors were not guilty,
They would not do such a ahing.
Juniors were the worst offenders.
liet this makes their conscience stins.
After all the lunch was eaten
They decided to return,
Freshies who were getting sleepy,
For their little beds did yearn.
Fainter grew the songs and laughter,
Just a few sang merrily.
Many eyes were growing heavy.
^fa'iiv heads drooped wearily.
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E\ 'rvlliiiiir was still and ponccliil,
Thoy were on tlicir lioinowiinl way,
When was heard the I'orceful ciiinnienf,
"(ii)sli I lint here's ilie deuce to |>ay !"
Instantly the steeds were halted,
Instantly tiie sleepers woke.
Some in wonder, some amusement,
But they found it was no joke.
Quiekly all elimbed from the wauon,
For it lurched unsteadily.
And examined it on all sides.
What tiie trouble was to see.
Soon tiiey found it. 'twas a hind wheel,
And the tire lay on the p:round.
Then arose a dismal iiroaninir.
When the news was passed around.
For it jiierced tlieir sleep-fouijed senses
Tiiere was nothi'ij? but to walk.
They miglvi just as well be .-ftartinjr,
'Twas no use to stand and talk.
So with many jrroans and protests
They set forth upon their way,
Some there were who would be merry
But the most were far from nay.
Two and two. in threes, and sinsly,
Wearily they plodded on,
Rarer, fainter, grew the laughter.
AM their sjiirits say were gone.
Well, of course they got home sometime,
'Twas not over half a mile.
At the time they swore 'twas twenty.
Now they tell it with a smile.
Had one come along ne.xt morning.
'Fo)e the wreck was cleared away.
Ilc'd have seen the poor old hay-rack.
And the road all strewn with hay.
llat- iind handkerchiefs and apples,
Marked their progress into town.
Apples, 'spec-ially nice green ones,
Were strung all iilong the gronn<l.
When it comes to entertaining
Juniors really can't be beat.
You must travel far and wide e'er
You will with their erpials n\eet.
fP.ge 1
Yet we'd offer a susststion,
One or two'd not be amiss,
Juniors surely won't be angry;
Our su,<;<>estion's sinii)ly tliis:
'Tis not really quite the thing to
Make your guests of lionor work,
So we would advise the Juniors
Duty never more to shirk.
Also when you give a hay-ride
You must have a lot of hay,
Never use a gravel wagon,
In a hay-rack is the way.
Some who were a bit partio'lar,
Didn't get enough to eat:
Sandwiches are not improved by
Lving under someone's feet.
Still considering the bright side,
Ev'ryone had a great time.
May it be recalled by all those
Who should chance t<> rend th
rhyme.
Frances Brown '15
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August '22, 1014.
Dearest Mae :
Well at last I have my lieint's ilesiic, I
aui sroinjr to a public school. On Auyiist 10
I became i Freshman in the Lawrence
Iliuii Scliool. It's just the srrandest i^lace
in the worhl. Hut let me tell you what
they did to me.
ITazinjr may be forbidden in t'lis school
but the Sophomores don't know tlvat it
is. They taUe a delitriit in hazin.a: me be-
cause I am one of the freshest, srreenest.
humans that ever entered the portals of
a hijrh school. Of course, coming straisrht
from the select Miss Shiun's. I thouijht
that I knew it all, but when these s\me
iirnorant Sophomores were throuuh I was
convinced that I didn't know a thins;'. The
second day that I was here they seemed
to become aware of my presence and the
third day they were ready to hid me wel-
C(mie. Tliat mornins: Dad brouulit me to
school and T was in the i)ink of jierfection
when I entered the door. There I was
met by five sirls who escorted me to the
dressinir room where about twenty more
were assembled. I didn't know that they
were all So|>homores. I thouiiht that they
were unusually sociable, but alas all my
illusions so(m vanished. They told me
thai all Freshmen must iro throuirh certain
ordeals bef<.re they became full-fledired
students. They read me a lot of rules,
of which they "nwo me a copy, and then
IX'rformed tlie ordeal. They took down
my hair which I had arran<red with such
lovinn care that morninu: and braided it
into six tifrht pisr tails, each of which they
tied with .i different colored ribbon. I
was n sight I The irir's howled with Inugh-
ter. Just then the bell rnng and they left
me alone in misery. At first I was angry
and was on the point of going to flic prin-
ci)ial. but just then I happened to get a
glimpse of myself in the mirror. I had to
hold my sides and roar.
My common sense told me that the Sophs
thought that 1 would rather miss class
than be laughed at. 1 stood still a min-
ute and asked myself, "Are you game?"
(That's high school slang). 1 replied to
my question, "I am."
All Freshmen are warned and cautioMcd
against being late for class but this ]iar-
ticular mornnig I wasn't afraid. I would
wait until the class was deep in the les-
son and then I would appear. What a sen-
sation I would create! And let me an-
nounce that it was some sensation! The
class went wild and the teacher couldn't
control them. She wrote a little note and
sent me to the office with it. You might
think that I was afraid to go to the of-
fice but strange to relate I was not. The
priiici])al thought that I was the one who
was playing the joke and I allowed him to
think so. He gave me a pretty stiff lec-
ture but I didn't mind it because 1 hapi)ened
to spy a twinkle way back in the corner of
his eye. Then he sent me down to rearrange
my hair. There are several Sophs in the his-
tory class and two of them are girls.
When 1 rea])|ie:>red they glanced at me
anxiously, hut 1 smiled sweetly and took
my seat. (H' course they exjiected that
1 had told and that it would soon be their
turn to go to the ollice. Hut when the day
|)assed and nothing hapiiened, they seemed
relieved.
The next moniing the whole twenty met
me at the dor)r and I wondered wh it would
hiipjH'ii. Each girl stepped f<irward ami
shook hands with me. I was feeling
puffed uj) and was about to pat myself on
the back when T overheard one girl say.
"Cordy acte<l more like a Sophomore than
n nieasly little scrub." Tiiis made me feel
pretty smnll and I resolved to be the meek-
est Frcshmaii of the flock. Hiit I could
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never live up to a resolution and besides
you know "Freshmen are Freshmen" just
as "piiis is pigs." Consequently I get
my nose pulled quite often.
I've signed for "gym" work and basket-
ball. I also belong to the tennis club. Next
spring' the '^irls are going' to have a base-
ball team. I think I'll try out for pitcher.
Spring is a long way off and I may be able
to throw a ball straight before that time.
But I'm afi'aid I'll throw it too straight
and hit the batter.
I'm taking History, English, Algebra,
German and Physical Geography. It's all
lots of fun and awfully interesting. Les-
sons aren't very hard and I find that wit'h
la. little extra work I'll get a passing mark.
Well, I will have to stop now and do
that little extra work. Good-bye, lots of
love from,
Your Freshie Friend,
Cordy Johnson.
P. S. Ever.v Freshman thinks that his
class is the greatest institution on earth.
But I found that the rest of the school
doesn't think so and that the Sophomores
think that their sole duty in life is to cor-
rect and manage the morals and manners
of those low beings, sometimes called
"Freshmen," but more frequently "Scrubs."
Oh I tell you it's great to be a Scrub in
Lawrence but Mae I'm longing for the
time w'hen I shall be a Sopliomoro.
C. J.
Ella Wurz, '15
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When you speak of work or of speed.
There's nothing: that we Inck or need.
Now let me explain one by one
Who we are and wha; we have done.
Ruth her cookinp: does first rate,
Some man'll find her a good mate.
He'll have to eat lunch with a smile
And often have to wait a while.
lieni-j' oft explosions has
Tryinsr to manufacture sras.
He takes away the heat too laile
And just escapes a mournful fate.
Chick in Latin has gained renown.
lie oft has "hie" and "hoc" turned "round
But in his class he stands ahead
Or next to it his teacher said.
Raymond does always want ihe facts
The Prof, explains them out in acts.
If Raymond should more points desire
He might arouse the Prof's just ire.
Now what can I of Andrew say
Who sits adreaming: all the day.
Of what he thinks, I'm in the dark
His thoughts are on the sea embarked.
Henry has much to learn as yet
He is the cooking class' pet.
He sits there shyly looking on
While all the girls around him throng:.
Vernon is perfect in one art
For he has won a Freshman's heart
There's nothing more left to explain
You've all been there — he's not to blame.
Emma's a lonely girl this year
She misses a graduate I fear.
She sits and dreams for hours at a time.
And to disturb her would be a crime.
There's nothing of myself to tell
I'm sure you know me very well.
"Twould not be ladylike you know
To talk and of mvself to blow.
P. M. B.. '1(J.
iThltly-Onr
®t|f WpHt fnr tijf lEaat
A boy about eighteen years of age, sat
in the drawing room of an old southern
Alabama mansion. Suddenly he rose rest-
lessly to his full height. Into his eyes
crept a look of wistful longing, as he lifted
his violin and passed his fingers caress-
ingly over it. As he gently drew the bow
across the strings, soft, sad strains of
exquisite music floated through the large
French windows and drifted away among
the stately old trees and beautiful shrub-
bery. All unconscious of time, he played
softly on, pausing lunv and then to gaze
unseeingly before him.
A soft' step was heard in the hall and
a tall woman entered the room. She was
evidemtly his mother, for there was a
striking resemblance between the two.
"Raiph," she said in a voice, refined
and low, "Do stop that sad music! What
is ailing you?" <,^
"You know mother," he answered some-
what irritably.
"But, my son, do you want to really go
to that horrid wild West?"
"Yes."
"Oh, Ralph, 1 thought T could have you
stay here and grow up a gentleman!"
"Yes, mother, but can't there be gentle-
men in the West as well as in the East?"
"I don't know about that," she answered
doubtfully.
"Father always says (hat the outward
appearance doesn't make the gentleman,
but that which is in his heart."
Mrs. Brown looked at the boy thought-
fully, then said, "Do you really want to
sio?"
"I sure do," he rei>lied eagerly.
"Well then, yon will have to settle it
with father."
The boy kissed his mother and hurried
away in search of his father. Father and
son had a long talk together, which ended
in Ralph having his own way.
Exactly a week later Ralph hurried
through the hall on his way to the car-
riage, which was waiting. At the door he
was stopped by a slender girl with eyes
and hair considerably lighter than his own.
She clung to him with her arms about his
neck.
"I wish I were going with you," she
ft-hispered.
"So do I, Sis," he answered, "but you
can't. Who'd stay and comfort mother?
Besides the West's no place for girls like
you. Good-bye Dot."
He kissed her and was gone. The brown
eyes brimmed with tears as they saw the
horses trot briskly down the avenue. A
few minutes later he was being rapidly
whirled away. Away from home! Into the
world !
Out of the face of his father, stern with
suppressed feeling, shone his gentle eyes.
Again he felt the grip that made his fin-
gers ache and heard that familiar voice,
he so loved, "My son, my son. Good-bye!"
"Dear Father," he murmured and then
turned to divert himself with the objects
whirlins' by.
At first the country through which he
■ passed was well known to him. Gradually
it all grew strange. In Colorado the rii'-
way stopped abruptly at a small station
called Redding. Rali)h looked about him
w'hen he steimcd from the train and saw
only a few shanties, strangly, lonely-look-
ing out there in the wide plains covered
with sage brush. Winle he stood there
a "sawed ofif" man in a tr?at felt hat and
"chaps" came up to him. The twitchin','
of his sandy mustache plainly indicated
the presence of a quid of tobacco com-
fortably stowed in his cheek. Yellov.- hair
and big bushy eye-brows were given force
bv the blue eyes which gleamed wickedly.
Such a face few people liked. He stared
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lit Ralph tor a nionii'iit itiid tln'ii spoko in
a deep voice.
"Air you (lie yoiinsr teller iliat is diii' tor
the Star Raiieh"?"
"Yes," replied Ralpli, "I am."
"Wal," continued the cowboy, "I'm
Sandy Benard, my rijrlit name be John,
but you see everybody calls me Sandy. I
;ruess we'll be jroin'."
He led the way to a pair of bronchus
standiiiir in tiie sliade of one of tlie shan-
ties. Ralph followed silently, inwardly
annised at his comjMinion. They mounted
and rode away throuirh the trackless plain.
The Kasterner was by no means asleep.
They were surrounded on every side
barren plains, only broken here and there
by a I'lunij) of saire brush, which occasion-
ally held a frijrbtened rabbit or a lioi>pi!i,u'
liorntoad. The dim puri)le mountains in
the distance formed a frinsje for the vast
plains. The men rode in silence whicii
was almost unbroken. Sandy stole sly
jrlances at his comjianion. He saw a youth
witii honest eyes, clear brow and deter-
minedly set chin, a face wholly unafraid.
That niirlit tiiey cam])ed at a water-
hole. After cookino; and eatinjr their sup-
pers, they rolled up in their blankets and
slept soundly beneath the stars.
It was Sunday morninir when they ar-
rived at the Star Ranch. The ranch was
in the low foot-hills. The ramblinir ranch
house was apjjroached from the front. It
was made of adobe with some clay. All
of the buildiiifrs around the place were
as neat as the house itself. As the horse-
men rode to the door the owner of the
ranch, a middle asred man, came out. ITe
approached Ralph in a brisk, authoritative
manner and received him irraciously. Af-
ter the Boss, as he was called by all the
cowboys, had arranired all matters of im-
portance with Ralph. Sandy escorted him
to the bunk house where the cowboys'
rpiarters were.
At first the men treated him distantly.
This did not matter much to Ralph for
he had his work to do and he did it faith-
fully. It w.Ts not Ion": until they saw that
he was honest and wanted to work. When
he first came to the ranch the men had
teased him incessantly about his white
hands, — '■|.;uly linuers," they called tlicui.
This was rather embarrassinjr, but he soon
succeeded in irettinjr them as brown and
rouirh as the others.
About a. week after he came, an old In-
dian rode up to the ranch on a beautiful
black horse. Ralpli and Sandy were sit-
liiiiT ill the shade fixiiifr their saddles.
Ralph was silently admirinjr the animal
when Sandy volunteered ''That thar Indian
is a old risident of the country and ain't
never been taken to a risarvatioii. What
<lier thinkiii' about?"
Ralph only started slifihtly and jrrinned.
"Party fine najr he's ridin', ain't it?"
With these words Sandy's eyes narrowed
to mere slits in his roujrh, sunburned face
and searched Ralph's face like cold points
of blue steel. He found no clue for sus-
])icioii and shifted his <raze afraiii to the
horse, where it rested lonsrinjriy. He sud-
denly si)ied a fly near the toe of his boot,
and spat his venjreance at it.
The old chief had seen Ralj)ii and had
trusted him instantly. Ralph went about
his work asrain, but he had not forfrotten
the horse. He decided to have it.
The new cowboy was beinjr watched all
the time althoufrh he did not realize it.
The boss was thinkin.a: about retirinjr and
was in need of a reliable foreman. He was
attracted to Ral])h and f|iiestioned tlie
men reirardinjr him.
When Ralph Brown had been at the
Star Ranch for a few months, a letter was
handed to bim by one of the men. Ho
looked at it curiously, it was not from
home for it bore no jiostmark. On tearinsr
it open he found a slip of paper on which
was written in a cramiied hand:
"mr r brown
"der ser.
"red feather is a:oin to dar liapjiy
huntin trroun and want you to hav
l)lack hawk, sive him a home
"red feather."
Ralph L'azed at the letter in bewilder-
ment. Black Hawk! For him! MeditatiuL'
ii moment he turned and went in search of
the Boss. After readinjr the letter, the
Boss looked at the younsr man.
"Will y(ui take him?" he asked simply.
Ralph nodded. The older man laid a
rp.,,
iThmy-Thr.
liand on his shoulder and said, "Red
Feather was fond of you from the first
time he ever laid eyes on you. Now 5>o
and get your horse."
The young- man mounted his pinto and
rode away to Red Feather's hut. On
knocking at the door, he received a faint,
"Come." Entering, he found himself in a
dark room. Its furniture consisted of
a chair, a stove and a bed, on which the
old man lay. Ralph went quickly to the
bed side and held the offered hand in si-
lence. Finally Red Feather spoke. It was
in a low voice, "Red Feather — is — goin —
to — the — Happy — Hunting — Grounds. Take
— Black — Hawk. Take good — care — of
him — always."
Ralph promised he would and the old
man closed his eyes with a sigh. Red
Feather was now with the Great Spirit.
In the stable Ralph found the black
horse. For a while he gazed at him fondly,
then mounted and rode sadly away.
A week later the Boss summoned him to
the office. An hour or more passed be-
fore he again reappeared. He was now
foreman of the Star Ranch. The other
cowboys, with the excejjtion of Sandy,
heard the news joyfully. They had learned
to love him. Sandy eyed him from assis-
tance with envy. He was exceedingly jeal-
ous of Ralph.
One day Sandy was wandering about
the buildings in a very black mood. He
passed the open door of Ralph's office in
his wandering and glancing in ho found it
vacant. A sudden impulse to do Ralph harm
seized him. lie quickly had a pen in his
fingers and Ralph's account book open.
In a minute he had changed several num-
bers and taken some bills from the table
and was gone just as the foreman was
about to enter an opposite door.
Ralph discovered the fix up in his num-
bers and worked for hours to straighten
it out but was unsucce.ssful. When the
Boss heard of it, he investigated it but
without result. Accordingly Ralph was
discharged.
The young man felt his disgrace very
keenly. After selling Black Hawk, much
against his will he left the country. The
bovs could not believe him guiltv. His
friend Jack, was sure that he was not.
One bright June morning, when all out
doors was alive and glad, a dark figure
was seen against the distant horizon by
the cowboys of the Star Ranch. As it drew
nearer and became more distinct, they be-
gan speculating as to the idently of the
rider.
"That's that kid, Brown on Black Hawk !"'
ejaculated Jack.
Surely it could not be he! Yes he wa.s
coming directly toward tiiem. The cow-
boys raised a joyful yell which was an-
swered by a well-known shout.
Black Hawk, as if knowing that this
was home, bore his rider up to the group
with a dash. There followed a great deal
of hand-shaking and joyful exclamations.
"^Yhere have you been?" asked Jack,
slapping Ralph affectionately ujion the
shoulder.
The rest were like a bunch of eager
school-boys.
"Tell the whole story," someone cried.
"There's not much to tell," began Ralph.
"Only when I left this ranch I was dis-
gusted with the West and decided to go
home. I got as far as Kansas City when
my funds ran low so I had to stop. I
hunted work for a week before I finally
landed a job as reporter for a small paper.
By the time I had earned enough for a
ticket home I had no desire to go. Instead
I had an intense yearning for the West and
the free open life of the plains," he
paused and ran his hand carressingly over
the glossy mane of Black Hawk. The
{lorse rubbed his nose against Ralph's
shoulder, "and for you, too, Black Hawk,"
he continued, "I arrived in Wyoming a few
weeks ago. I wasn't brave enough to face
you just then. I didn't like the country so
well and besides work was scarce. Finally I
found myself in these mountains. I just
felt sure that you fellows didn't believe me
crooked in spite of the do])e the Boss had
on me."
"And wo didn't." the boys ro)ilied, all
speaking at once. "You aren't of that
sneaking kind."
"Thankee, for the coni]iliment. boys,"
arinned Ralph.
"But what became of that man, Alitcholl,
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who boujrlit tliis iliero iias; olT you?" askoil
one man a inonieiit later.
"Searcli nie," said Ralph.
"1 soon Sandy ridin' that thar hoss over
in Kedtlin' last weok, — suio thiiisj — ."
"Oh ! Go ou ! Yon were seein' soldiers
by the half dozen too," put in Jack.
"Not on your life, I warn't induisiin'."
"Fellows," interrupted Ralph, "I'm here
today with sad news for you. I wouldn't
have been here otherwise. — Sandy's dead —
stone dead."
"Whatcher mean.'" All eyes wore turned
on the speaker in bewilderment.
Ralph drew a paek of papers from his
I)ocket and sele<*ted a dirty piece of an
old envelope from the others.
"Read that," he said, "It's my pass port
into respectable society and back to m.y
honor."
Just I hen the Boss came out of the cor-
ral carryinjr a coil of rope in his hand.
Jack read.
"I took those bills, — Sandy."
For a moment the truth seemed to per-
colate slowly, then a lusty shout set the
buildinirs rinsrinjr. Glad hands seemed to
extend out of space. Ralph saw them
throuirh tear dimmed eyes, thinkinjr, these
are friends indeed.
After these expressions of gladness and
trust were comi)leted, Ralph spoke in his
most solemn tones. All heads were bowed
the moment the rollinji- tones broke ui>on
their ears.
"Fellows," he said. "I left his body un-
der a tree at Willow Watering, about four
hours ride to the north east on the Red-
ding Trail. We must get him away be-
fore night or the coyotes will."
"What's eating you fellows?" the voice
of the Boss was cool. No one spoke.
Ralph's eyes met those of his former em-
ployer almost haughtily.
"Well Brown, What brings you back?"
"He's innocent." Jack put in before
Ralph could answer," "and here's the
proof."
The Boss read the |>aper, extending his
free hand, gripped Ralph's and said, "For-
give me! I have never believed it of you
in spite of the evidence! There was no
other way. I had to discharge you."
"Sandy's lying dead away out there,
Boss. I came upon him when I was on
my way to Mitchell's with this horse.
He was within a few yards of Willow Wat-
ering. His eyes were bloodshot and his
hands bleeding, his knees stuck through his
trousers swollen and bruised."
"What was the matterf What happened
to him?"
"Rattler."
"He raved for hours and about midnight
sat up straight and wild-eyed gazed at me."
"Are you Brown?" he demanded at last.
"Yes.'*'
"Wal, I reckon as now I've told you, I
sujipose you're glad to see me dying."
"He wouldn't lie down. Boss, bul gazed
at the stars a few minutes. Suddenly he
fumbled about his clothing. He could not
articulate; his hands fell helplessly to his
side and he sank back against the sad-
dle. His lips were moving. Piece paper —
pencil, were all I heard. He seemed to
sleep. I got there but could not arouse him.
"At sunrise he turned his head and
reached for the paper, trying to write. I
guided his hand as he mumbled. "I took
— those — bills. — Sandy. He was trying to
thank me out of that bruised and broken
body of his. Poor unfortunate fellow! Now
let's bring him hcrme."
That night at sunset Ral])h drove the
buckboard into the circle of buildings. The
body of Sandy lay on a heap of straw in
the bottom. Rali)h guided the horses into
the yard thinking of his first coming to
the West. Now he could go home and face
his father. He had proven his honesty.
M. S. '18.
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(With due apologies to the ihade of Chaucer. )
Whan that we ar(e) about(e) to s'r^dnnte
It is right fitt(e) to tell(e) of Seniours aighte.
So ye shal know(e) of what condicioun
And of what wourth they ar(e), hem everichon.
And of them al ther ar(e) bold youthes foure
Whom, we al hop(e) this rhim(e) will nat mak(e) sore,
For we do mean(e) hem al to bawle oute,
And we beseech yow al no word(e) to doubte.
Four(e) girls ther ar(e), and wourthy mayd(e)s they are
And we intend(e) ther faim(e) to spredc fare.
SLATSE
Wit.h(e) us ther is a youth (e) ycleped Slatse
Who, when address(e)d by us, doth say(e), "Oh ratse,"
Or "oh shut up!" or "oh go on!" and swiche,
So, as yow see, in eurteisy nat riehe,
This youth (e), who is ful selendre, len(e) and lank(e),
Is in this school (e) an artist(e) of great{e) raiike.
For it is his pleasour to draw(e) eartoones
Of whisker(e)d gentilmen' and ugiie coones.
And dogg{e)s and fowl(e)s. And e'en the Prof besides
Is caricatur(e)d, yet ne'er this rash(e) youth{e) chides.
A i^omimdour he hath, this gentil boye
The which{e) he doth regard with pryd(e) and joyc;
With anxious cayr(e) he hath his lokkes trained
And e'en to plaster them with soap(e) hath deigned,
And now strait from his nobel brow they ryse
And he appears ful scolarlike and wyse.
BLANCHE AND FRITZ
Of maydens two I will(e) yow next devyse
Theyr disjwsitiouns and ek(e) ther guise.
The m:iyd(e) called Blanch(e) she is full short and plumpe
Yet she nathles is always on the jumpe.
Ful ruddie is hir fae(e) e'en lyk(e) a rose.
And smal hir mouth (e) and tiptilted hir nose.
The other mayden is right (e) lcn(e) and talle.
And when she is arrayd for basket balle
Lyk(e) matches sem(e) hir legg(e)s and ek(e) hir amies.
She is nat vayn(e), yet anxious stryv(e)s for channes,
To crull(e) hir lokk(e)s an iron she doth use,
And long befor the mirrour she doth muse.
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IThirly-SixJ
llir iios^i'), wliicli is I'nl Uwix, n ii(il)l(o) bcake,
She doth bidei-k with i)(iiulr(o), also ech t'hoake.
Thes(e) niiiydL'iis. in ther Seniour difjnitye.
Ful woiirthy ar(o), yet aft ar(e) ritthi sillye,
For lau<rh(e) they do, e'en lyk(e) a Freshman sireene,
Yet ne'er lyk(e) under classmen do they ([ueene.
JOE
We hav(e) a traytor in our(e) ehiss(c) nnm(e)d Jo(e).
lie lyk(e)d a Freshman jrirl nat lonir ajro.
Altlio a eliarminsr mayden. and fnl sprye,
Stil this does nat exphiin the reason whye
A Freshman iireen(e) to notie(e) he shold deiirne.
And he sindd know that this doth eaus(e) us payne.
But stil, he is a youth (e) of courteisye
And he doth lov(e) to aid(e) a fayr(e) ladye.
And he doth serv(e) ech on(e) rijrht fiallantiy
Wheth(e)r fatt(e) or slim, or tall(e) or short be she.
In basket ball(e) he hath amazing skille
And he eann(e) throw a s-oel(e) when e'er ho wille.
ALVIN AND WALTER
Thes(e) two Seniours ther teachers do harasse
For it is aft ther wish(e) to cut a elasse.
Yet who shold hav(e) a perfect riaht to out
And 'seap(e) unpleasaunt thinsjes, but
A Seniour. who doth hav(e) all privilesres?
And what reek they that ev(e)ry teacher raaes?
The first nam(e)d youth (e) a rijj-ht shy ladd(e) is he
And it doth vex him, Oh! so dredfuly!
When som(e) bold mayd(e) to flirt with him doth trye,
Then he doth blusli. and shyly droop his eye.
The other youth(e) is f|uyt(e) the contrarye
And snr(e)ly doth behav(e) dis<rrae(e)fnllye.
For flirt he doth with ev(e)ry mayden fayre
He haps to met(e), nor littl(e) doth he cayre
What .iruis(e) she hav(e), or what positioun
For he doth flirt with al. hem everichon.
From lofty Seniour down(e) to Freshman srreene
With ech and al of hem he lov(e) to f|ueene.
ELLA
This mayden <)nc(c) did think this school! e) to leaven,
Yet coud nat bear(e) to leav(e) the Seniours seven;
So she return(e)d and now we ar(e) just eijrhte.
She oft. alas! too oft! doth com(c) in laite
And even when she doth arryv(e) at nyne.
She nnist hir hayre fixe, or the shyne
Remov(e) from ofT hir nos(e) with pou<lre white
So she may nat appear a perfect friL'hte.
This mayden is of s|>each oft risrht sarcasti<-.
And on(e) must be of tempre riirht elastic
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Els(e) he wold be quit(e) crush(e)d by hir sharp speaches,
Ech word(e) of whiehe to its marke reaches.
To suitors she is sarcastic and cru(e)le
Or, what is wors, indifferent and coole.
NEVA
Our(e) Neva is a coy, retiring mayde
And e'er wold keep hirself qnyt(e) in the shade.
Swich(e) modesty(e) is right pleasing to finde,
And in Seniours quyt(e) rare is its kinde.
Hir cheak(e)s and lipp(e)s are redd(e) as any rose,
A payr(e) of spectacles adorn hir nose
And lend to Mr a look of dignitye.
Yet quyt(e) undignified right aft is she,
For on a day so madlie did she danee
(And quyt(e) unlik(e) a Seniour she did prance)
Hir spectacles from off hir nos(e) did drop.
And break in two, then only did she stop.
She is right short, yet doth long to be talle
And it to her is lyk(e) wormwood and galle.
That e'en the Freshmen surpass her in height,
But still she is of tempre swet(e) and brighte.
F. B. '15.
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iThitty.EisJitJ
ICnitr Mill mnh a Hag
Gloom had laid his heavy hand upon
tho three boys who sat in Room 21, in
Tail's Hall, of The Hamilton Military
Afademy. They were Jack Danlton, Senior,
cajitain and center of the basket ball team,
Kay Woodruff, Senior, and forward on the
basket ball team, and Willie Duslin. plain
Fresiiman.
"Talk about your luck." arowled Jack,
•Here are Ray and I waiting to be put in
the iruard-liouse and the championship
irame witii Hilton cominsr off a week fi-om
Saturday night. Besides I suppose Betty
and Carol are about crazy because they
haven't heard from us since last Saturday.
Ii's all your faulty Dusty. If you had held
on to those letlers we would be in the gym
now instead of waiting to be escorted to the
guard-house."
"You fellows make me tired!" snorted
Willie. As long as Nancy and T delivered
your messages safely at the risk of our
own necks it was all right. But because
I let one slip you are ready to call me seven
kinds of a fool and then some, and here I
am risking my life for you again. H I'm
caught here it will be the guard-house for
little Willie. But I'll tell you what I'll do.
Wednesday, after the team passes the
u'uard-honse you fellows drop a couple of
notes out of the window and yours truly
will deliver them. Hall will be in his study
and there will be no chance of being
caught. I'll — " but just then footsteps
were heard approaching the door so Willie
beat a hasty retreat down the fire escape.
Cadets Daultcm and Woodniff were to be
confined in the guard-house Tuesday at fl
P m., to await a •reneral court-Tiiartial.
Their ofTense was the most serious in the
history of the school. They had been cor-
responding with two girls of the fiarwood
Seminary and two of the letters fell into
the hands of the head master of Hamilton.
Wald.m Hall.
Madame Eliza Brandon, Dean at Gar-
wood, was Mr. Hall's bitterest enemy and
he refused to allow his boys to have any-
thing to do with her girls. She upheld the
same rule in her school. Several years
before they had been engaged but had fpiar-
reled over some trivial matter and had not
spoken since.
Wednesday afternoon at four o'<'lock the
basket ball team passed the guard-house
on the way to the gym. Ten minutes later
footsteps were heard on the walk and two
notes dropped at the feet of Mr. Hall, who
had just rounded the corner of the guard-
house. He picked thni np, glanced at the
inscrijition, frowned and put them in his
])ocket. After a minute of deliberation he
l)roceeded on his way. Five minutes later
Dusty came running down the path.
"Fellows", he called softly as he reached
the window. No answer. He called again.
Two heads apjieared at the window.
"What's wanted?" asked Ray.
"Where are the letters?" asked Willie.
"The letters? Didn't you get them? We
droi)])ed them out about five minutes ago
when you passed."
"I just got here. Wheelan kcjjt me for
algebra. Who is on guard today?''
"To(xts Reynolds. He'd help us out of
trouble so go and ask him if he knows
anything about the letters."
In a few minutes Willie was back with
a look of despair upon his countenance.
"He says that Hall came down with some
orders a little while ago and went back
this way."
"Great Scott! Isn't that just our hickl"
exclaimed Jack. "Now we'll get it for
sure. No chance of playing a week from
Saturday night now. You're the best mes-
senger I ever saw, Dusty. You couldn't
buy a postage stamp without losing it
before it crossed the counter. Yr)u make
iTIwrtyNinc
me tired. Don't ever sugiiest anything to
me again."
"Aw shut uj)! You fellows inusl iliink I'm
your goat. 1 hope Hail gives you tlie limit,"
and with that the cruel Willie made for
the gym.
Monday at two o'clock the court con-
vened. Just as the case was called a note
was handed to Mr. Hall. This is what he
read :
"Dear Waldon :
Last night as I was making my
usual round of visits I found one of
my students, Elizabeth Wall, crying as
if her heart would break. On inquir-
ing into the cause I learned that she
was crying because she had not heard
from Jack Daulton of your school,
since a week ago last Saturday. In-
stead of being angry I was sorry and
my heart went out to her. I thouglit
at once of you and of our quarrel of
several years ago. Waldon, I am sorry
for I know now that I was wrong. I
ask your forgiveness.
I also ask that you let your boys
join with my girls in giving their com-
mencement dance.
Affectionately yours,
Eliza."
Mr. Hall looked up and smiled as he
noted the gloomy faces of the cadets in
front of him.
"I withdraw my charges against Cadets
Daulton and Woodruff and reinstate them
in their former position. Also I wish t'>
state that you will be joined by the girls
of Garwood Seminary at your commence-
ment.", he said.
Bedlam broke loose. The yelling, cheer-
ing mob of boys with Daulton and Woodruff
on their shoulders made their way outside
and marched around and around the build-
ing.
"Look, look," whispered Betty to Jack
as they strolled slowly up and down in the
moonlight on commencement night, "I be-
lieve Mr. Hall is proposing to Madame
Brandon under Lover's Oak."
Ella Wurz, '15.
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[Forty
(§nr 3ttBl}u ^trlfi anJi IngB
OUR FRESHIE GIRLS
A cutic bunch of Froshineii we.
When first we entered Liberty :
Coy Estlier, wiili her lanirliiii.u ej'e.s,
Has many a liandsome boy capsized.
And Kate considers it no sin
To wear a handsome Junior's pin.
Our Mabel is so meek and dear,
Dotli ever blush when a boy is near.
There's Muriel who's not so very quiet
And we all know she's on no diet.
Most everyone knows how "Dinks" is in History
But her love affairs are still a mystery.
Briirht Georsria is our B. B. star
And in her playinjr is no mar.
Viririn' in German's not very smart
I'm afraid her thoujihts are all of "Mart — ."
AVliile Rutli is sure a trump in drawinir
She thinks that Enulish "(•(>mi)s." are horinjr.
OUR FRESHIE BOYS
We have a hapjiy set of Freshie boys,
They're dear old Liberty's pride and joys.
Ransom's our German and Alirebra shark
lie never fails to jret a hijrh mark.
Homer thinks that all History's a bore
And usually makes a detested "4."
Younsr Carl sure is our handsome boy
And when dolled up looks truly coy.
Iloraiius his place in Euirlish loses
Hut nevertheless the whole school amuses.
Roswell is certainly no teacher's pot
They all think, "There's rooms to let."
Stanley doesn't care to ;;ee his sister ras.
He's sure to stop her and start to nas-
Jack is the boy with the curly hair
He'd cut "Ensrlish" every day if he dare.
Mya to school on a blue motor rides
And most of the time in the basement hides.
Forrest is a quiet and bashful lad
And in school could never be bad.
And the irirls all think that Ned
Should be spanked and sent to bed.
.Minerva Weihe, '18.
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Oh Heaven ! Oh Heaven ! Oh help ns !
Oh Lordy! What shall we do
When we find that Hungarian Goulash
Is only a plain Irish Stew!
"What's in a name!" says Shakespeare.
"What's in a doughnut!" cries Zeb,
"Naught but a hole in the center
With the dough as hea\T as lead."
Zeb knows all about doughnuts.
For out of the window hers flow,
O'er the back fence of the alley,
When she thought that nobody knew.
Ruth Weihe, a golden-haired angel,
Who never does anything wrong,
Hid her white sauce in the locker,
To wait until Teacher had gone.
Then into the sitik she poured it
And when it had disappeared,
She sighed a sigh of contentment
And bid farewell to her fears.
The best of the class is Emma,
She knows how to cook real ^ycll.
Her favorite dish is "Lemons",
Served how? she will not tell.
Fern knows how to cook biscuits.
As light as the clouds above.
She never gets into mischief
And claims she knows nothing of love.
Frances, the dear little lassie,
With all of her winning ways
Fed some of the boys her cookies.
The doctor was busy for days.
Next comes our good cook. Polly,
Who makes the French Fried Spuds,
And when she's wasiiing disli-towels
Siu-'s Ixnuid t(. have iilonty of suds.
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Wlu'ii 15crtliii, till' uirl of tlio mi>iint:iiii,
Hroko opoii iiii ejrij one diiy,
A chii'k .jumped out to surprisf Iut
And she let it fly away.
Now eoines our dark eyed Sayde,
Her pastry we all adore.
The shape of some of her cream pijfip.s
Would make an elepinuit roar.
Then last of all conies Henry,
Whose s;inj:er-hread was swell.
A Carnesrie Medal he merits
For makinir it so well.
Now the one who composed this poem
Has as many faults as the rest.
And amonir all the cooks in the douiih-honsp
It's hard to pick out the best.
Hnth Lent. '18.
COOKINC <L.\S.'<— DO.MKSTIC S( I KXt K DKI'AKT.MKNT
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ICa0t Hill mh ®?0tam?nt
of % (Ulaaa nf 1915
We, the illustrious members of the
Senior Class of the Liberty Union High
School of the City of Brentwood, County
of Contra Costa, State of California,
beins' sound in mind, though worn in body
because of the trials of our past four
years, and not entirely influenced by the
Faculty, do hereby meet on this Twenty-
eighth day of May, 1915, to make, publish
and declare this our last will and testa-
ment with all the sadness which the oc-
casion demands. We will and bequeath in
the manner following":
First. To the Junior Class we will and
bequeath our Senior dignity, our un-
bounded talent, to be used in compiling' the
1910 Annual, and our enviable positions as
bosses of the school.
Second. To the Sophomore Class we
will and bequeath our ability ^to escape
hard work. *■•
Third. To the Freshman Class we will
and bequeath our unsurpassable egotism.
Fourth. The Senior girls leave their
copies of Emerson's essays to the janitor
with the stipulation that he use them in
making the fire in the sewing: room, and
leave no trace of them behind to worry
future generations.
Fifth. I, Ella Wurz, do will and be-
queath my long- used and much abused
whip to Mr. Martin to be used on the Jun-
ior Class to enable them to get up enough
speed to write an annual ne.xt year. My
brown corduroy dress I will and bequeath
to the cooking class, to be used in making
holders to lift hot pans from the s-tove.
My gift of sharp and pointed speech I
leave to Herschel Miller, to be used spar-
ingly in repartee with the girls. My anti-
quated gray horse I bequeath to the man-
ual training boys to carry them to and
from the shop. My beloved frizzly locks
1 bequeath to Ruth Weihe on condition
that she weai them in a fringe from ear
to car around her face.
Sixth. I, Neva Sheddrick, do will and
bequeath my glasses to the 1916 Josh
Editor, to aid him in seeing the point to
the jokes contributed to the annual from
various sources. My dilapidated equi-
page with the broken top I leave to those
boys who have so kindly assisted me in
harnessing my horse after school, to be
divided among them as they see fit. My
envied desk and chair in the Assembly,
near the back window, I leave to Raymond
Prewett, so he may not have to crane his
neck to see everything that is going on
in the street. My rosy complexion I leave
to Miss Gehringer, to be applied judiciously
to those participating in school plays in
the future. My abundance of hair I leave
to Ruth Weihe, to be added to the fringe
bequeathed by Ella Wurz, and worn only
on special occasions, such as St. Patrick's
Day. My blue cheviot skirt I leave to
Zelma Dainty to be worn with her mid-
die blouses on condition that she consign
her plaid skirt to the ash heap.
Seventh. I, Blanche Juett, do bequeath
my superfluous avoirdu])ois to Minerva
Weihe, to be applied where she needs it
the most. My red sweater I leave to next
year's sewing class, to be dyed green and
then made into chest protectors for the
Freshmen. My irrepressible giggle I leave
to the Student Body lo be distributed
equally among the various members. My
typewriter in the commercial room, I leave
to any poor unfortunate who wants it. My
hair, which curls in rainy weather I leave
to Roswell Donaldson, to be superimposed
upon his own straight locks. My blue
serge dress I bequeath to Kulh Lent on
condition that she make no alterations in
the same, but wear it in its original con-
dition. My unfailing talkativeness, I leave
IFotly-FoutJ
to Aiulri'w I'orfcr, kiiowini; tli.it it will \w
wt'll ii>i'il ;iii(i appriM-iati'd.
Kiiilitli. I, Fraiici's Brown, do will ami
lnMlufatli iiiv sU'ikUt Htriiie to the si'wina
class, to bo used as a model. My Pan-
ama lull, wiiicli I have worn to sciiool for
two years and wliidi is uood for at least
ti-n years more, I l)ef|ueatli to Kate Hud-
son. iMy large vocabulary, which has
.served me faithfully for the last four
years I bequeath to the Freshman English
Class, knowing them to be sadly in need
of the same. My privilege of (lueening at
noon I leave to Fern Squires and Hertha
Howard hoping that they will not abuse
the same by availing themselves of it too
freipiently. My Mary Jane pumps I be-
queath to Ransom Fox, knowing that he
will want something to remember me by.
My privilege of teasing same young man
I leave to Zelmu Dainty.
Ninth. I, Roy Frerichs. do bequeath my
beautiful disposition to Frank Shellen-
berger. My corduroy trousers and black
shoes I leave to Henry Winfree, knowing
that what he lacks in size he will make up
in conceit when he gets to be a Senior.
My |)laid mackinaw I leave to Kddie
Hevey. My comet I leave to the Prof, to
be used when the electric bell is out of or-
der. INIy old motor I leave to Mr. Clark to
Use in riding to and from school.
Tenth. T. Walter Swift, do betpieath
my everlasting grouch to Aubrey William-
son, to offset his own perpetual cheerful-
ness. My habit of flirting with all the
uirls, I leave to my brother. Homer Swift,
trusting that he will uphold the family
reputation. My privilege of cutting
classes. I leave to Ellis Cakebread. hoping
that he will appreciate the same and make
good use of it. My dilapidated text books
I leave to .\della Willett knowing that she
has louir admired and enviously coveted
the same. My overdeveloped fondness for
loafing I leave to Mabel Sieding.
Eleventh. 1, Joe Hand, do be(|ueath my
suite of rooms over the Tea Cup Inn to the
High School to be used as a gynmasium.
My pompadour, I leave to the Freshman
girls, hoping there will be no quarrclini:
over the division of the same. My popular-
ity with the girls I leave to Henry Bark-
ley, knowing that he has long envied me the
same. My basket-ball suit I leave to
ClitTord McNaimara, on condition that he
get no stouter, as the suit can stand no
undue strain. My red stocking cap I leave
to Sayde Brown, knowing that it will liar-
monize beautifully with her hair.
Twelfth. I, Alvin Howard, do betpieath
my bashfulness to Carl Cowan, knowing
him to be sadly in need of something of the
kind. My accuracy in throwing nuid balls
I leave to the next year Fresh ie boys, to
be used in protecting themselves from the
attacks of the upper classmen. My fond-
ness for being absent from recitations I
leave to Grace Milet. My facility of slow
and deliberate locomotion, I leave to Enmia
Shellenberger. My habit of coming any
time after nine o'clock, I leave to John
Sullenger.
In witness hereof we set our hands and
seals on this twenty-eighth day of May. in
the year of our Lord, One Thousand Nine
Hundred and Fifteen.
Signed :
Blanche Juett
Ella Wurz
Neva Sheddrick
Frances Brown
Roy Frerichs
Alvin Howard
Walter Swift
Joe Hand
Signed and sealed in the jircsencc of:
Herschel Miller
Board of Ccnsorshi])
Rarsom Fox
lForty-F.i
iEnrg? Waxk
In ijiviiig an aceount of our forge work
it would take many pages to give in detail
the work as we have gone over it in our
course. "Practical work," has been our
motto all winter, and to keep us properly
interested in our work we have, after a few
weeks of all kinds of work, been allowed
to make various small articles the process
of making which leads to thoroughness and
to an experience which places us upon a
firmer footing and inspires each student
with moi-e confidence in his ability. Some
of the work is dilificult and trying, but in the
end we have all enjoyed our small accom-
plishments.
In our shop we lack many conveniences,
but this need of various articles has in-
spired initiative and made us resourceful.
We supply these articles by making them
ourselves and thus learn to attain results
under difficulties. .,
Our processes have involved heating iron
and steel of various compositions to proper
temj>eratures for shaping, also the shap-
iiig, bending and welding of iron and steel
of a high temper.
We turn out genuine hand made tools,
shaped, polished and tempered. Amoii,/
these articles are cold chisels, wrenches,
screw drivers, different kinds of hammers,
flatters and hot eye cutters, drawing and
bench knives, and hack saws.
Many of these articles we color in var-
ious ways in the fire and with acids and
other metals.
There is no way of judging how much is
done during the term by examining our
exhibit, for not more than a third of our
actual work can be shown on account of
our economical phase of the work which
involves repeated use of \arious articles
and scraps for other steps and phases of
the course.
A visit to the shop any day will enable
you to get a fair notion of the character
and importance of this department and to
understand how intimately it is related to
the evervdav life of ranch work.
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iForty-SixJ
GIRLS' ATHLETICS
T\\o .>;irl> beu;iii l»asket-lj:iil practice
early in September. Entluisiasni ran hiirh
and twice a week teams appeared on tlie
c*t)urt.
LIBKRTY VS. MT. DIABLO
()\ir first t;anie was played with Mt.
Diablo team Ovt. 10, on the home court.
TJie I^iberty ^irls led the score throuiihout
the irame. It was the first contest irame
Mt. Diablo had ever played but they kejit
us movinsr. The score stood at the end
of the last half 18-6 in favor of Liberty.
The line up was as follows:
LIBERTY MT.DIAJ51,0
KORW.\RDS
Emnia Shelleiitier^r Evelyn Enos
Ella Wunt (Capt.i Eleanor Rid.'mitU apt. i
<;tARDS
Fmnei'S Brown Gladys (Jeary
Ruth Weihf Beatrice .Soto
( ENTER-S
.Sayde Brown Lore Janmiry
Polly Barkley WInetta Bott
LIBKRTY VS. ALHAMBR.^
Previous to this game we did no; prac-
tice as faitlifully as we should have done
and showed it when wc played Aihambra
on the home court Nov. 20. The Liberty
•rirls seemed paralyzed the first half. The
score stood 10-0 in favor of Aihambra.
The second half the Liberty team played
hard, making the srame very e.xcitinjr. Bui
Aihambra had such a lead that when the
whistle blew for time the score stood 1.')-
11 in favor of Aihambra. The line-up was
as follows:
LIBERTY ALH.XMBRA
FORWARDS
Emma Slielleiilx-rKi-r Hertha Nethcrton
Ella Wiirz i fapt. i Maman't MoMalion
CfARDS
Ruth Weihe Margaret Swift
Knou-i^ Brown In-ne Brewn
(■EXTER.<»
Sayile Brown Noniia McHarry
Polly Barkley MarKU.riu- Peck (fapti
This was our last same until after the
holidavs.
After the holidays the jrirls showed
more vijror in practicinjr for the scheduled
irauies of the C. C. A. L. were on hand.
The first game was to be played Jan. 1.')
with Mt. Diablo. They forfeited the game
at the last minute and in order not to dis-
appoint the public the Liberty first and sec-
ond teams played a game. It was a sjilen-
did game, well played throughout both
halves. At the close of the game the score
stood 17-5 in favor of the first team. The
line up was as follows:
FIRST TEAM SECOND TEAM
FORWARDS
(ieorRia Nunn Gladys Nunn
EnniiH Shellenlx-rger Uiipt.) Velnia Cowan
GIIARD.S
Frances Brown Roma I'enilx'rUin
Ruth Weihe B«^atrice Sanders
CENTERS
Sayde Brown Minerva Weihe
I'olly Barkley Virifie Spnidley i ( apt. i
On Feb. l.'l. a game was scheduled with
Riverview to be played on their court. Riv-
erview forfeited the game to Liberty.
LIBERTY VS. ALIIAMBRA
The game with Aihambra was sclieduicd
for Jan. .50 but both teams agreed to play
a week later. Feb. 6 Aihambra met Liberty
on the hitter's court. Both teams entered
with the spirit of the game written on their
faces, as this was to decide the champion-
ship of the county. A few minutes afier
the game started Frances Brown sprained
her ankle and Mae Roberts took her place.
The game was as snappy as could be
wished for and the crowd went wild with
enthusiasm. Liberty scored first and kept
the lead throughout the game. The score
at the end of the first half stood 16-7 in
favor of Liberty. When the whistle blew
for the sec(md half profound silence
reigned until the ball was jiut in l)lay. Fioth
teams showed more vigor than ever but our
opponents were gradually losing ground.
IFortv -Seven
Tlie crowd stood up with oxf-itement. The
Alhambra yirls phiyed a splendid game but
the Liberty Girls' fast team work was too
much for them. At the end of the second
half the score stood 22-9 in favor of Lib-
erty. This made Liberty the championshiji
basket-ball players of the county, ^vinnine
the championship pennant of the C. C. A. L.
The Martinez girls were same losers sriv-
injr us a rousinsr good cheer after the srame
which we heartily returned. The line up
was as follows:
LIBERTY ALHAMBRA
FORWARDS
Gporpia Xunn Margaret MrMahon
Ella Wurz (Capt.) Hertlia Xethertoii (Capt.)
filARDS
Franoes Brown Mae Rol)erts Irene Brewcn
Ruth Weihe >rargaret Swift
CEXTERS
Sayde Brown Marguerite IVok
Polly Berkley Norma McHarry
The li-irls in Basket Bal
ners of the block "L" ai'e:
who were win-
Frances Brown. '1.").
Ella Wurz, '1.').
Kuth Weihe. "16.
Emma Shellenbcruer,
Polly Barkley. '16.
Sayde Brown.
Mae Robert;
Gcoruia
16.
S -17.
Xunn. '18.
GIRLS' BASKET BALL TEAM
Top row (left to risrht) : Frances Brown, (manager), Ruth Weihe. Georgia
Xunn, Ella Wurz. Miss Linda Gehringer, (coach).
Bottom row: Polly Barkley. Emma Shcllenberger, (captain). Sayde Brown.
Mac Roberts.
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Athlrttr^ Qlnntinu^Ji
FOOTBALL
The year 1914-1.") has been the most
eventful year in atliletii's at Liberty for a
nuinl)er of years.
Scliool opened in Ansrust with ])roinisini;'
football material. Uurinjr tiie second
school week tiie boys met and elected
Henry Winfree, manasrer, and Edward He-
vey, captain, of tlie football team. Two
weeks later traininir was iroinir on in earn-
e>t in spite of the warm weather. It was
found that we were in urtrent need of a
coach and football suits. When the trus-
tees heard of our needs, they kindly do-
nated forty dollars (.f40) to us. We are
all irrateful to them for their keen interest
in our athletic affairs, and it was their aid
that made us as successful as we were. We
secured the services of Ray Shafer. an ex-
perienced football i)layer. to coach ns. We
were a irreen sipmd that ivent throuirh the
fir>t maneuvers and there seemed little hope
of learninir the scientific |>art of the name.
Rut Kay proved equal to the conditions and
we were soon ac(]uirin,ir some ideas of Rui:-
by. At first it was hard work for the cap-
tain and manauer to yet some of the hoys
to come out to practice rearularly. But
irradually they became more enthusiastic,
and, in spite of our ine.xperience in Ruirby.
much was accomplished.
RIVERVIKW VS. LIBERTY
We challenged Riverview Iliirli of Anti-
o< h to play Us a practice irame on Sej^tem-
ber l!)ili, as we desired to have some prac-
tical experience before the scheduled
iramcH in October. The Riveniew boys,
however, were ex|>erienced in the frame and
their knowledirc of it caused them to
triumph. Their serum was heavier, but
pioved little better than ours, if any.
Tliey excelled in the hack field. Their men
could rjodire. lackle and pass, while we
could not. However, we held our own and
several of the boys showed up well. After
two hard foufjht halves the frame ended
with the score of 18-0 in their favor. We
profited by our experience.
MT. DIABLO VS. LIBERTY
October lOth marked the openinir of the
LeafTue schedule and Mt. Diablo Hiuh of
Concord journeyed over to play us on the
local frridiron. They were a "clean" bunch
of players and too much for us. Duriiiii
the first half we held them down and i)laycd
srood ball. When the whistle blew the score
stood 12-0 in Mt. Diablo's favor.
Durinsr the second iiaif our boys seemed
to lose faith in themselves and our oppo-
nents befjan to pile up a number of points.
At the end of the iiame the score was ;{"-
0.
RIVERVIEW VS. LIBERTY
In spite of our former defeats, we were
not disheartened and played our leairue
frame with Riverview on Oct 24th on our
home firounds. But, after two weeks of
drillinir and coachinfr we did not come up
to exjHM'tations.
The first half was very excitiufr and
Liberty did her best playinfr. Our tackliufr
and runninfr was better. Our forwards did
well but the back field lacked "pep."
In the second half we met our downfall
and in spite of rejieated efforts to cross
the line for a try the frame ended with
another "froose etrfr" for Liberty and 4.")
points tabulated on the score board for
Riverview.
SAN RAMON VS. LIBERTY
The boys [iracticed hard the followinfr
week and were confident of victorv in the
frame with San Ramon IliL'h of nanville
m Oct. :nst. Richard Wallace havinfr re-
turned to hifrh school, our team was irreally
stremrlhcncd. It was in this irame that the
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drilling of Coach Shafer showed to per-
fection, even though the game was some-
what rough. Williamson, one of our best
and swiftest back field men, was the first
Liberty man to make a trj'. Swift soon
followed. Finally, at the end of the sec-
ond half the score stood 17-0 in Liberty's
favor.
The Danville girls furnished us with a
fine meal and we certainly appreciated it.
ALHAMBRA VS. LIBEETY
We were scheduled to play Alhambra
at Martinez on Oct. 17th, but did not go on
field, the first half ended with neither side
having scored.
When the second half started, we were
determined to win and began with the
kick-off. The ball continued to see-saw,
now one side on the offensive and now the
other. Toward the end of the second half
the Alhambra left wing ran around our
right wing and over near the edge of the
field. The touch line was not distinguish-
able at that point, while the 5 yard line
was. The opponent ran across the line
that could be seen and our right wing
Top Row: Vernon Cakebread, Henry
Bottom Row: Harold Lucas, Roy Fre
BOYS' BASKE I BALL TEAM
Winfree, Walter Swift, Joe Hand,
richs, Jack Suffern.
account of delayed train and rain. How-
ever, on Nov. 3rd the trustees kindly gave
the high school a vacation, so we went
down intending to scalp the county seat
team. The game commenced about 3:10
and we had the ball on their 25 yard line
nearly all of the first half. Alhambra did
not hire a referee from U. C. or Stanford,
as the county rules prescribe, but one from
Crockett. Many times we were on the
point of crossing the goal line, but were
forced back. After see-sawing across the
thinking he had passed out of bounds
stopped running. The result was a try
for Alhambra and it was also converted.
It was too near the end for us to get a
try; however, we did our best. The sec-
ond half ended with the score of 5-0 in
f?vor of Alhambra. We went home feeling
that we did not have quite a square deal
and confident we could beat them in another
game.
JOHN SWETT VS. LIBERTY
The final game of the league was played
iFitiy J
hort' (.11 Ni>v. 7th witli Jolui Swctt lliuli
of Crockett. They cunu' with the intentit)ii
of beatiiii! us "irood uiul proper", as they
did two years airo. However, we jjave them
a surj)rise.
Of all tlie irames this was the best. All
our boys were in fiirhtinsr trim and Shafer
was pleased witli our showinjj. Our s<'rum
worked tine and the bark field was also
belter tiian usual. Almost immediately af-
ter the kiek-otr in the first half. Harkley
crossed the line and scored 3 points for
Liberty. We failed to convert and for the
rest <)f the first half it was about an equal
tiirht. Gradually, Crockett forced us back
and forced their way, after many scrums,
over the jroal line. When the whistle blew
the score stood 3-3.
Duriiisr the second half we had the ball
in our territory almost continually. Our
scrum seemed to be gettino; better all the
time and Joe Hand, our hook, itot the ball
out on our side line continually. After
many scrums and "rucks" on our 5 yard
line the ball was taken over, but we failed
to convert. In a minute or so the whistle
blew and the score stood 6-3 in our favor.
In honor of our victory Coach Shafer
treated us to soda water at the Teacup
Inn.
BASKET BALL
Liberty was very successful in basket
ball this year. Immediately after foot-
ball was over, the boys commenced prac-
tice. Joe Hand was elected captain, and
Walter Swift, manatrer. A jrreat interest
was taken in the jrame and there was much
material to pick from. Throuirh the ijener-
osity of Bruns Brothers, we were allowed
to practice in the uarajje when the weather
was bad. The county schedule was ar-
ranued in December, and the frames were
ti> be played in January. Riverview, Al-
liambra and Liberty were the only schools
havinpr boy's teams that were represented.
Riverview forfeited her pames to Liberty
and Alhambra, so we only needed to de-
feat the boys from the county seat, to win
the county championship.
LIBKRTY VS. TOWN TEAM
On Friday evening;. Jan. 1.'). we had a
practice ijame with a home team of for-
mer hiirh school boys. It was a very lively
iranie throuj;hout and Liberty always kept
the lead. The jiame ended with the score
18-21 in favor of Liberty.
LIBERTY VS. ALHAMBRA
Saturday eveninjj. Feb. 6, the Alhambra
team of Martinez came up to Brentwood
with the best "intentions." However, they
were somewhat surjjrised. The boys prac-
ticed hard durinii the week |)rccedin,u the
aame and were in jrood trim.
The sjame commenced immediately after
the ifirls had finished, and was exciting
from the start. Liberty made a number
of aoals within a few minutes.
The Alhambra guards were kept on a
lively move by our fast forwards, while
their forwards tried time and ajrain to
"ditch" our guards, but without avail. At
the end of the first half Liberty was con-
siderably in the lead.
The second half started with a rush.
Alhambra's fightin<r spirit was up, but her
forwards could not find the basket ex-
cept on special occasions. When the whis-
tle blew at the end of the last half the
score stood 26-12. Liberty had won her
first boy's basket-ball pennant.
We received the championship pennant
in the latter part of March and it was set
up on the wall in the assembly hall. There
it hanjrs beside the jrirl's pennant, as a
proof of Liberty's ability ii. basket-ball.
WINNERS OF THE "L".
The followinfr have won the block "L"
for faithful practice and participatinsr in
four or more football frames:
191.-). Walter Swift. Joseph Hand. Alvin
Howard.
1 !•](!. Henry Barkley. Henry Winfree,
Edward Hevey. Vernon Cakebread.
1017. Frank Shellenbertrer, Aubrey Wil-
liamson. Clifford McNamara. .James Cake-
bread.
1918. Stanley Nunn. John SufTern.
TRACK MEET
The annual track meet was held in Con-
cord. April 24. The Liberty men were:
J. Hand. R. Fox. C. McNamara. A. Rob-
erts, F. Shellcnbersrer. W. Swift, and A.
Williamson.
iFiliy-On
The boys had a very poor track on which
to practice and with no coach they found
it difficult to induce any one to train prop-
erly or sufficiently. The captain, W. Swift
and manager, H. Winfree did the best they
could under trying conditions and deserve
credit for putting a team in the meet.
Two of the team, H. Winfree and A.
Howard were, at the last moment, unable
to go.
W. Swift took third place in the 440 and
880 yd.
C. McNamara third place in the ham-
mer; and our relay team, composed of
Swift, Hand, Williamson, Roberts, and
Cakebread, took third place.
Let us hope that the trustees will em-
ploy a young man on the faculty for next
year who can lead us in all our sports.
TRACK TEAM
fP-ge
The sofial events of our school days are
pood times to be remembered throug:h life.
Let us live over airain those of this year.
First : — On Thursday eveniiisr, September
10, 1914. the frifrhtened, shining, cleanly-
washed faces of the Freshmen, appeared
timidly, in the door-way of Coates' Hall.
The amusement started by playing games
but as usual, the greater part of the evening
was devoted to dancing. Freshmen, up-
per classmen, and the Alumni joined in
the fun.
At twelve o'clock, sign? of drowsiness
were noticed among the little ones, so we
fed them with dainty refreshments made
and served by the girls of the cooking
class. The little Freshmen certainly looked
sweet as they sat at the table with a green
bib tucked about the neck of each. As
you well know, our rules forbid festivities
after twelve o'clock. We do not count eat-
inir a festivity so it wa.s almost one o'clock
before we started for home.
THE HAY RIDE
On the evening of October 2nd, 1914. the
Juniors gave a Hay Ride, in honor of the
Seniors.
The jolly crowd gathered at Liberty
about seven thirty and piled into a lumber
watron. This wason not beins lar^e enough
they went out of town a few miles and.
after unloading the hay from a header-
bed, clambered in, youn<r folks and teach-
ers, and started for the Marsh Creek
school house. Before they reached their
destination, the horses refused to go anj'
further, so the crowd agreed to stop and
eat their lunch. After apples, pieces of
cake, and sandwiches had been tucked
away, they started home. Alas! when they
had gone but a few miles the wagon
broke down, and the crowd had to walk.
Nevertheless we all enjoyed the ride.
On December 12. 1914, the annual
Senior Ball, was given by members of the
class.
The hall was artistically decorated with
holly berries and mistletoe. The Seniors
wore badges of orange and black, those
being the class colors, and acted as floor
managers. Delightful music was provided
by the Shafer & O'Hara Orchestra.
At twelve o'clock a Tamale Supi)er was
served, and after eating, all went home
declaring, it to be one of the best times of
the season.
Saturday evening. February 6, 1915. at
the close of a double-header basket ball
game, the students of L. V. H. S. gave a
dance in honor of the Martinez girls and
boys.
The affair was given in Coates' Hall,
and the musi<- was i)rovidcd by the Shafer
& O'Hara Orchestra. The dance closed
at twelve o'clock, and all went home, the
visitors declaring that they had had a de-
lii'htfnl time.
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®I)r Junior ^lag txnh lall
On the eveiiinjj of Marf-h 19, 1915, the
Junior Class presented "His Uncle John"
at Coates' Hall, before a large and appre-
ciative audience. It proved to be a great
success and was praised by all who were
present. The cast of characters was as
follows :
John VanCourtland (His Uncle John)....
Joe Hand
Jack Sanderson Henry Winfree
Bert Allison Edward Hevey
Nubbins Goodwin Vernon Uakebread
Mrs. Sanderson Ruth Weihe
Lucy Harrington Polly Barkley
Mrs. Slaters Emma Shellenberger
After the play dancing was enjoyed until
twelve o'clock.
The Annual Junior Ball given in the
"Hotel Brentwood," proved to be one of
the most exclusive and elaborate affairs
of the school year.
The O'Hara & Shafer Orchestra fur-
nished the music. The daince lasted until
midnight and tenninated with a splendid
banquet.
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ance. Otherwise you are a very jrood
jiapor.
Tlic Advance — Areata — An exceptionally
•rood paper, full of well arranjjed and in-
tercstinsr matter. No criticism.
In lookinjr up our exchanjres we have
been able to find a very small number. Of
the six schools in this county beside our
own we have heard from only two. If a
pai>er has been sent to us and not men-
ti<»ned. don't feel slisrhted, for you probably
know the care with which students rci)lace
papers in the jiroper jilaces. We will en- ^^^^
dcavor to do our best with what we have.
The Acta — Concord — We are pleased to
see you amoiiji- us aiiain. You have a
Far Darter— St. Helena— A verv srood. -""^^ P^^P^^' '^"^ why do you send out ex-
well arransred paper. Your stories speak f'"i"Se« ^'hen you have no exchaufje de-
well for vour school talent, and vour joke l'='rt"ient yourself. We would also susj-
department is especiallv irood. You are ^'''^' ^^'""^ >'«" """^^^'" >'"'"• '"'-•'•^ '""' '"'^'^
furiunate that the citizens of your dis- " *»'»'*' "^ contents,
trict take sni-h an interest in your school.
The Golden Bear — Sonoma — A sjilendid
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The Netherlands — Rio Vista— ad to I, ^ . v u »
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hear from vou. lour paper would be a j ■
<'over desiuTi.
credit to a much older school than vours.
La Jolla — Antioch — You are quite a
The Elk — Elk Grove — Your many stories stranper, ?lad to see you. Your pictures
are verv well written but a little more space are excellent, but your stories could be
for headincs would improve the appear- improved.
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The editor requests that all jokes be
written on tissue paper so she may be able
to see throujrh them.
Miss G. (in written Ensriish Ex.): Tell
what you can about the life of Chaucer.
Raymond : His father wa.s a wine cellar.
Miss G. (in Eno;. 1. Lady of the Lake) :
Ilerschel, what is the meaninsr of, "His
suit was warm?"
Herschel : It ineans his clothes were
warm.
Henry W: Today is Columbus Day,
isn't it?
Emma : Yes.
Ruth W: Is today Columbus' birthday?
Blanche: Oh, look, that man has trim-
med his wit;.
Xeva : Why, you ivory dome, it don't
trrow!
Miss Domonoske: Harold, what is the
meaning of >arcophofj:us?
Harold: (doubtfully) Well I think it is
s<Mne kind of an animal.
Blanche: For the love of Mike, dose that
door or the stove will <ro out.
Frances: Yes. I noticed that it has been
treating us rather coldly of late.
Prof: Boys, can't this case he settled
out of school?
Roys: Sure, that's what we were tryin?
to do when you called us in the office.
Emma (noticing a rip po by): Did that
busjry have rubber tires?
Neva : Xo. but it had "Slats" at the back.
Bertha: Is this of the risht consistency?
(Miss Anthony: Yes, now beat it.
WHY DOESN'T HE BITE?
Emma : Isn't it stranjje that the ienjrth of
a. man's arm is equal to that of a fiirl's
waist?
Ransom : Let's get a striufj and see.
Roy: One of the cylinders is missinjr.
Zelma : Let's go rifjht back and get it.
RURAL RYMES.
The cows are in the meadow,
The sheep are in the grass.
But all the simple geese.
Are in the Freshman class.
Miss Gehringer: What are the three
words used most in this class?
Ilerschel : I don't know.
Miss Gehringer: Correct.
Blanche: (Running her finger down the
back of Frances' neck sings) "My honey,
honey lassie."
Blanche: What is the matter with this
hnnp. it's all green?
Walter: It must have been near a
Freshman.
Virginia: The mice have eaten my pat-
tern.
Miss Anthony: Yes. they got in the
chemistr\' room and ate up two yeast
cakes.
Ruth: No wonder they have been raisini:
the dickens.
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JOKE ON THE TEACHER
Miss Gehringer: (coming across the
word heirloom, explains it). "An heirloom
is a loom they used to use in olden days.
The women saved their combings and made
switches of them on heirlooms."
Prof.: What is the meaning of ague?
Aubrey: A chilly fit.
There is a young lady named Blanche
Who once did visit a ranche
She climbed up a tree
And skinned up each knee
And came down like a great avalanche
WHO COULD IT BE?
(Joe standing in the hall waiting for
German class to commence).
Roswell ( inquisitive Fresh. ) : Wha t ej^a
doing?
Joe: Waiting for class.
Roswell: What's her name?
Ruth W: I see you're back again, Hank.
Henry B: Gosh, I told mn to fix that.
Ruth": Fix what?
Henry : Why, my shirt.
Frances: Aw, I think that your brains
have gone to your feet.
Ruth W: (Unthinkingly) Yes, that's
why they're so small.
There, there, little Freshie,
Do not cry,
You'll be a Suffermore,
Bye and Bye.
Adella: Who originated the first geom-
etry problem?
Harold: I pass, who?
Adella : Noah.
Harold: What's the answer?
Adella : Why, didn't he construct the
Ark-B. C?
Eddie (after defeating the intention of
a Freshie) Did you ever get left"?
Ned : My mother always took me.
Ella: (appearing in a new dress). Is
this dress easily spotted?
Ruth : Gosh, yes, at least four blocks
off.
THOSE SENIORS
Roy: I can tell you how much water
runs over Niagara Falls to a quart.
Henry W: How much?
Roy : Two pints.
Minerva : He was the goal of my am-
bitions, but —
Zeb: But what, Sis?
Minerva : Father kicked the goal.
Prof. (in algebra) : If your work
doesn't pick up, you'll be kept back a year.
How would you like to have all the class
get ahead of you?
Jack S : Oh, I guess there will be more
class next year, all right.
Prof: Who is responsible for all this
noise?
Raymond : I just dropped a perpendicu-
lar to a horizontal line.
Miss Anthony: Of whom was Caesar a
descendant?
Bright Soph : Adam and Eve.
There is a young lady named Neva
She is a heartless deceivah
She flirts with each boy
And tries to be coy
But not one of them will believe her.
(Raymond looking out of the window at
a swell dame passing by).
Mr. Martin : Let's give attention to the
class, Raymond.
Raymond: I am.
ISixty J
Miss Geliriiiu'iM- : Frjink, it' you had re-
cited that poetry as fast a>. May, tc\v.\t
wouhl it ha VI' been ?
Frank : A three step.
WHAT nOKS SIIK MKAN?
!{iith i,: I put olive oil on my faee to
keep the •'cliaps" otT.
Miss Gelirinsrer: Neva, do you know
what the blue devils aref
Neva: Sure, tliey are some kind of an
insect, aren't they .'
There is a younir lad named Waiter
Ilis habits he surely nuist alter
For whoever the irirl
He thinks her a pearl
If inily his wink's she will fall ter.
Miss Demonoske (in shorttiand): Kstlier.
what are you doinir with your "i" there?
Polly: (Speaking-- to dou) Come here and
let me kiss you.
Andrew: Do you alwavs kiss vour doir ?
I'olly: Yes.
|{nd : I suppose thal'> why Jack is so
snappy lately.
Walter: Can't you put a nickel in nitric,
acid and .:ret <-opper out of it ?
Miss Anthony: Oh no. only dimes an<l
dollars contain copper.
Walter: Well put two nickels in then,
that makes a dime.
NOT OCT OF COIRTKSY
Blanche: Aw. hit Zelma. Ilcrschel.
Iier>chel: Oh, I wouldn't do that.
Blanche: Why not ?
Ilerschel : She mijrht hit me back.
Blanche: Is the color of this -roods fast ?
Clerk: Certainly, it's a> fast as the roses
in your cdieeks.
Blanche: (ha>tily) Show me somethin-r
eUe please.
Frances' Dad: l''rances, why don't you
ask that youni; man why In- doe.su't go
linmc earlier.'
h' ranees: Hut papa. I know already.
Frances: (Jee, I smell lamales!
Haymond : Aw, it's somebody burninu
rubbish.
Neva (rushinir into the Assembly):
Who's u.«t "Freckles"?''
CIIHMISTKY
Mi^s .\ntlinny: What i-auses an explo-
sion ?
Blajiclie: When two -rases meet.
]\liss \.: Yes. but there's another cause
loo.
Blanche: When too larjre an object yets
in too small a space.
Henry: Look out. Blanche!
A Kh'KSllMAN'S FIKST ATTFMI'T
AT I'OKTK'Y
'Tis evcninjr and the settinir sun
Is risinir in the jrlorious West,
The ra|>id rivers slowly run;
The frojr is in his downy nest;
The festive sroat and sportive cow,
Hilarious leii) from bow to bow.
Blanche: Oh I .Mvin's jrot the measles!
Klla (i|uii-kly): Yes. anil Bertha's u:ot
my cap.
Tick
There is a youny: Si'uior named Ri>y
lli^, watch is in his irreat pride and joy
He wind> it in school
And acts (piite the fool
And ))lays with it as 'twere a toy.
POOR FRKS11MAN
Yernon: What is tjie difTeremc between
a Freshman and a monkey?
John : I don't see.
\'crnon : Neither do 1.
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Blanche: Gee, my hands are cold.
Prances: ^Yell sit on them.
IJlaiiche: Aw, I don't want to smash 'em.
CHAUCER AGAIN
Senior (reading) : And raj»(e) he coud(e)
as it wer(e) right a whelpe.
Miss G: Please give that in yonr own
words.
Senior: And he could rag just like a
puppy dog".
There is a young boy we call Joe
'Mong' the girls he has not a foe
On him they use smiles
And all their gay wiles
And he never can answer them, "No."
He prepareth a table before me in view
of my ignorance. He stuffed my ivory
oraniumi with anecdotes. My head run-
neth over. Surely brain fever will follow
me all the days of my life and I shall go
to Stockton and dwell there forever.
OF COURSE
Miss Gehringer: Who fell at the battle
of Hastings?
Harold: Soldiers.
HEARD IN CHEMISTRY
Miss Anthony: If you jnvt sodium on
water, what will happen?
Blanche (Bright Senior): You'll have
soda water.
Prof: But you had to take the examina-
tion last time.
Roswell : I know it.
Prof: And you got 5.
Roswell : I know it.
Prof, (with relieved expression) : Well,
vou do know something.
Miss Anthony: (in chemistry) Frances,
tell the class all you know about match
making.
Roy: That was a rash act of Howard's.
Raymond: What did he do?
John: Went and caught the measles.
Mr. Martin (to Blanche who is chewini?
gum) : What's the matter with the lower
part of your face?
Blanche: It's loose.
CLEVER FRESH
Miss G. : Carl, did I see you looking in
your book?
Carl : Oh, no. Miss Gehringer I'm sure I
closed it before you saw me.
THOSE FRESHIES
Freshie: (translating German) : Der Sohn
des Lehrers schreibt dem Onkel einen Brief
(the son of the teacher writes the uncle a
letter).
Miss G. : Give the syntax of "einen Brief"
(a. letter).
Freshie: "Einen Brief" is accusative, be-
cause it accuses the letter of being writ-
ten.
HKARD IN BYRON SKATING RINK
Henry W: What did you find to be the
hardest thing about roller .skating when
you were learning?
Katie : The floor.
Poor Alvin's a bnshful young boy
Yes. he is exceedingly coy
When girls talk nnish
Oh, how he doth blush
And to tease him is I heir special joy.
Frank (reciting Merchant of Venice) :
"Tell me where is fancy bred. In the heart
or in the head?"
Esther: In the bakerv.
ISixly-TwoJ
Prof: Harold, you lind better sret to
work and stop lookinjr at Grace.
Harold: Yes, Mr. Martin, but I want to
see her outline. (.Meaning History.)
TllK THITII
Miss G (in Kntrlish -i to Raymond who
was erabbinir about studying:) : Why do you
come to school ?
Raymond: Because I have to work if I
don't and this is easier.
There is a younsr lady named Ella
Her sarcasm she should quell-a
For what ever one's fault
She never doth halt
For say she doth ball them out well-a.
WIND
Klla : Ruth Weihe is some l)reeze around
here.
Frances: Why ,so?
Ella: Haven't you heard her blow?
W.\Y TO srccKss
"The secret of success." the stamp said,
"is stickinsr to it."
"To succeed." said the knife, "be brisrht
and sharp".
"Keep up to date", said the calendar.
"Aspire to <rreater thinjis," said the nut-
meg'.
"Don't knock it's old fashioned." said
the electric bell.
"Do a driviu'T business." said the ham-
mer. .\nd the barrel added.
"Never lose your head."
"Make liirht of everyfhiuir." the fire ob-
served cynically.
"But always keej) cool." said the ice.
Miss G. (in EnsHsh, after Roy had fin-
ished scanninsi a line of poetry) : What kind
of feet have you, Roy?
Walter (aside) : They're number thir-
teens.
Klla: Where can I jret "Freckles"?
Blanche: Out in the sunshine I fjuess.
Miss Anthony: In what country is the
sea of Galilee?
Henry B. : Well I'll be hanired.
Alvin: Why?
Henry: I'm suspended.
HEARD IN CHEMISTRY LABORATORY
Alvin was taking: chemistry.
He played with lots of things,
He took a whiff of chlorine,
Now he navigates on wings.
Miss Anthony (in cooking) : I told you
twice to make muffins. Haven't you any
intellect?
Zelma: No. Miss Anthony. There's none
in the house.
Frank: John was put out of the game
last night.
Aubrey: What for?
Frank: He forgot to shave and was
kicked out for roughness.
There is a young lady naned Frances
Who oft tries to learn the new dances
She slides and she dips
She whirls and she trips
And every one howls as she prances.
Miss Gehringer: When did the revival of
learning take place?
Walter: Just before examinations.
Minerva (pointing to Henry Barkley in
;i foMtball -nil): What's that?
Rinnion*!: A mistake.
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Jan. 20 — A diirnified Senior is tund)led under her desk and emerges, lookin" J
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d Feb. 3 — Frances' mind must be wanderinir. she brings her luncli in the olTice.
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4 Feb. 17 — Frances .sets the measles. Mr. Martin peeves tlie kids by tellins; tbein 4
1 to take care of their belongings hereafter. 4
'%■ JeD. ly — Mr. iuarrin announces i>ionuav wm ue u inMma_>. iia_\ujuiiu i.mii.-^. ^
I Feb. 22— Holiday ! Oh, joy ! |
i Feb. 24 — Miss Anthony puts a can of scaling wax on the stove. It boils over i
A but Mr. Martin comes to the rescue. ^
i Feb. 26 — Cliff tries to take a bite out of Tobe's head and loses a tooth. i
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^ Mar. 2 — Blanche spills alcohol on her hands and gets on fire. ^
i Mar. 3 — Great accident. Ella runs into a bunch of cows and demolishes her ^
4 equipage. Blanche gets a wad of gum ^tuck on her neck. J
i Mar. 4 — Blanche announces that she has to churn. ^
i Mar. 5 — Swifts fo too swift. ^
i Mar. 8 — Zelma wears a new skirt and girdle, not saying whose tlicy are. ^
J l^j^j. 9 — Neva causes a sreat commotion bv takina her typewriter into her English J
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i Mar. 11 — Eventful day! Neva and Adella appear in new creations. Zeb has J
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i Mar. 12 — A tempest in a teapot is aroused in German 11. |
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i Mar. 23 — The Senior Girls disgrace themselves by cnttii'g up in the ofTice.
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ING A SPECIALTY
Knightsen, California
ARE
THE
BEST
IN
TOWN
Antinrh
California
MATTHEW WARD
ATTORNEY.
AT-
LAW
and
NOTARY
PUBUC
lELEPHONE
MAIN
1401
624
SECOND
STREET
ANTIOCH
CALIFORNIA
CHASES' STABLES
E. J. 01 .SF.N
HOBSON & PRESTON
FRUITS. VEGETABLES
Proprietors
AND BERRIES
FINE RIGS
OF ALL KINDS
Brentwood, California
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W. LYTLE
ANTIOCH CALIFORNIA
For Bread and Pastry EverythinK Fresh Daiijr
Olsen's Emporium
^ It's not the name that makes
the clothes good; It's the clothes
that makes the name good.
THERE IS A GOOD
^ New Styles Every Month.
PHOTOGRAPHER
^ New Suits Made to Order.
IN YOUR TOWN
^ant l|trah
MERCHANT TAILOR
Cleaniny: and rei)airiin: neatly doiio
Do You Patronize Him?
O.KAURIN
fir Ladii's and fuMillcnicn.
ANTIOCH, CAL.
Next Door to Expreti Office, ANTIOCH. CAL,
Robert Wallace
AGENT FOR KENILWORTH AND THE WELLINGTON
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COAL
HOME. LONDON. GLOBE. PHOENIX, CONNECTICUT. LONDON AND NEW
ZEALAND INSURANCE COMPANIES.
FRESNO AND CALIFORNIA NURSERIES
BRENTWOOD, CALIFORNIA
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GEO. H. SHAFER
F
UNERAL DIRECTOR
AND EMBALMER
LIVERY STABLE
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I Brentwood, California |
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WHEN IN TOWN STOP AT ?
Palace of Sweets
FOR
Light Lunches, Chicken
Tamales, a Delicious Dish of
Ice Cream, Ice Cream Soda
or Real Home Made Candy
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Antioch, California
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J. M. TREMBLEY
E. TREMBLEY
BRENTWOOD PLUMBING
& HARDWARE STORE
Plumbing and
Tinning, Well
Boring and
Pumping
Plants a
Spec i a 1 1 y
Elstlmates Furnished
BRENTWOOD, CALIFORNIA
$2 Per Year A Real Live Newspaper
THE BRENTWOOD NEWS
J. J. McCULLOCH. Publiiher
^ Our Clubbing Offer the Be»t Out. For 25c
We Give You Three Magazines.
Can You Beat It?
4 Job Printing— the Kind That Pleases.
iFtrat Nattnual lank
of Antiarli
FOR SAFETY and SERVICE
Antiarli IBank of ^auinga
M. G. GRUNAUER
GENERAL
MERCHANDISE
GOODS DEUVERED BY
AUTO
BYRON,
CALIFORNIA
When you desire real news you "'
do not read a sensational, yel-
low, unreliable newspaper. The
ANTIOCH LEDGER
is always reliable, conservative,
gives both sides of the question,
and is fair at all times. Try it
and see.
We do the kind of job printing
the "other fellow" does not
know how to do.
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James Torre's
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I I q Nice Cold Ice from I |
I I an Ice Cold Ice House | I
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I I BRENTWOOD, CALIFORNIA | |
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I FRED ALTENHOFF
GENERAL
BLACKSMITHING
and
REPAIRING
HORSESHOEING
A SPECIALTY
ALL ORDERS
PROMPTLY
ATTENDED TO
SATISFACTION
GUARANTEED
BRENTWOOD, CALIFORNIA
f
lOR a
Fir^-Class
Shave and
a Good Cigar
GO TO
ADOLPH
He Has 'Em
i Brentwood, Cal.
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Brentwood Lumber Co.
LUMBER, LIME, CEMENT and
BUILDERS' HARDWARE
THE VERY
BEST GRADE
Rail and Water Ship- Agent* Winner Silos
J, , . . J State Distributors for
mentS solicited Papec Ensilage Cutter*
F. E. SLUTMAN, Manager Brentwood, Cal.
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4 Per Cent. Interest Paid on Savings Accounts
A DIAMOND set piece of Jewelry
is not only a present, but an inve^ment you are mak-
ing for the recipient. The April birthstone has increased
80 per cent in value in the last ten years, and you can-
not go wrong if you buy it from us.
An&r? ui ^ftbak
lintrn Smtlrvi »tart AN! lOCH. CAL.
Eatabltal^pa 1B92
Good Lumber Company
INCORPORATED
GEORGE A. GOOD, Manager
DEALERS IN
I GOOD LUMBER AND GOOD
I BUILDING MATERIAL
BYRON
TRACY
BRENTWOOD NEWS PRINT
BRENTWOOD. C*L
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WANTED!
YOUNG MEN FOR THE ARMY
of fore?]<rhted folk who \ the desirability
and the benefits of idei...,- :.,; themselves or
their business with
A STRONG BANK
and this particular appeal is addressed to the
young, men because we are not the least apirre-
hensive lest the elderly ones should fail to discov
er the advantages of banking with us. We know
tliey know, from experience, tl:e signs of a reliable,
accommodating institution. Hence we bank on
the older men to bank with us upon the invitation
we herewith extend, without further argument.
But to the young men, let us repeat
Get With Us and Grow With Us!
There is future power and prestige in the fact
that you have come straight up the Une of busi-
ness giOwth with such an institution as ours. A
banking connection with us will mean additional
credit to you in the minds of others, as well as the
best financial service obtainable.
OUR BANK IS OPERATED FOR YOUR BEST INTERESTS
It is not our policy to conserve the interests of a
few favored patrons but rather to help all our cus-
tomers c* ad to extend to all such legitimate cour-
tesies and conveniences as make a good strong-
bank of inifinite value to those who do b"^"npcs
with it.
The manner with which all our busine . s is
conducted is the best evidence that our relations
with our depositors are very satisfactory.
WE^ARRY_A>''^! F P^'^' RVES. 0^'^' !\"'— — — . ^.r^ .-mj^
BEST. WE A'^ , TO AS ' • S
HitrHi X FkuihLitiJ.
BYP.ON BRANCH
BANK OF TRACY
BYRON, CALIFORNIA.
CaplUI Paid Up and Surplua, $81,000. Assets, Ov«r Half a Million.
CAinmercial Savings Safe Deposits
••The Bank for Everybody."
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