Characters: Velma vT . , Wilbur T.
Published: 2010-05-11 19:08:43
Updated: 2010-05-11 19:08:43
Packaged: 2016-04-26 16:57:58
Chapters : 1
Summary: here, shake my hand - bzz! /because wilbur's nobody's
_Disclaimer: I don't own._
_Starring: Wilbur Turnblad/Velma Von Tussle_
_Summary: Women like her had tricks that guys like him don't stock on
Wilbur Turnblad is a simple soul. He loves three things: he loves his
baby girl, he loves his wife and he loves his store. He considers
himself to be a lucky man that he gets to do what he likes to provide
for his little family. He knows others, friends from school days that
aren't as fortunate. So Wilbur does his best to keep his head down.
Stays out of trouble, smoothes out the arguments that occur between
the teenager and the mother and reassures his wife that she is still
the apple pie in his eye.
Wilbur has everything he's ever wanted.
Wilbur Turnblad knows that his daughter is a mover and shaker. He
thinks it's a good thing. When you try to keep a low profile you tend
to miss things and sometimes change is good. You gotta rotate the
stock, refresh the prank jar, and switch targets everyonce in a
while. It keeps you on your toes. So when she sets out to right
wrongs and change the world, why Wilbur couldn't be more proud of
Wilbur has accomplished everything he's ever wanted.
Wilbur Turnblad knows that not everybody likes change. Not everybody
likes keeping a low profile. Not everybody likes the classic jokes.
they prefer maiming and hurting instead of a good laugh had by all.
So when _she _walked in he felt a sliver of ice run down to his toes
and he knew that this would not be good. Women like her had tricks
that guys like him don't stock on shelves.
Wilbur knows that this little domino effect could take away
everything he's gained.
Wilbur Turnblad is a simple soul. But that doesn't mean he's stupid.
He knows what she's up to a€" it's obvious really, in a dress like
that and they've never met. He knows this woman's name and how she
dislikes _his_ girls. He knows that Tracy is trying to change the
world and this harpy is in her way and Wilbur just won't have that.
His girls and his jokes are all he's ever wanted. He slips the buzzer
on he's hand and hopes that this vampire will get the hint.
Wilbur is the joker yes, but he's no fool.
f lie .